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>> No.48055088 [View]
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>>48054969
>>48055007
what does gao

>> No.47370629 [View]
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>>47370499
>drools in your coffee mug

>> No.46223720 [View]
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>Get cornered by a dragon
>About to be mere'd
>Ask her to do anything in a tone that suggests she can't
>She can't resist the chance to show off
>Could say "I bet those wings aren't strong enough to lift you" and she'll give you a 3 hour airshow
>Could say "I won't marry just any person!" and she'll give you a 6 hour showcase of her treasures and family lineage
>Could say "you're just a beast!" and she'll regail you with a 12 hour (abridged) speech about dragons
>Just sneak off while she's lost in her own ego
Note this may not work on all dragons. Not tested on wurms, otohime or ryus.

>> No.46209746 [View]
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When going to Dragonia there is a not insignificant chance that your drinks will contain dragon fluids and it might not be milk.

>> No.45525255 [View]
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This dragon?
You can't see it, but the thing she's drinking is 'bee hatred' juice.

>> No.45215686 [View]
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it's dragonday

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>>45096896
Ah alright. I was thinking about doing another playthrough using melee or summoner on expert. I just did ranger on expert and it was pretty fun. I might try out thorium with some other QOL mods. Any other mods you reccomend?

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>>45050749
i see. fascinating.

>> No.44903393 [View]
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Don't go to Dragonia. They put something weird in the drinks.

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>>44127104

>It's Miss Dragon's turn to babysit the dumbass duo
>Anon needs constant monitoring
>Miss Baph let him get out of her sight for 10 minutes, and he decided to get an apple from a tree
>By pulling it out by the roots and shaking it until it fell off
>The elves weren't happy
>Miss Dragon grumbles, but feels obligated as a dragon to show another dragon how to dragon, and to show the ape to be less of an ape
>Its not all bad though
>She got them to move all of her gold from one side of her hoard room to the other
>Wurm tried to eat the gold.
>Anon also tried to eat the gold.
>Although he did learn what the word for money is
>Maybe eventually he'll learn how to hold a conversation with a store keep to buy something
>Wouldn't that be the day
>She let him take one of her jewels as a present.
>The one that wurm was staring at, and not like it was food for once
>It's cute, but none of the gaggle of powerful monsters are looking forward to when they finally have sex
>Unstoppable force meets unbreakable object.

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>>41916420
I got the green
https://pastebin.com/QcHdxLx5

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>>41204115
She even gives you her "special" coffee.

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>>40386660

>> No.39836986 [View]
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If dragon saliva is flammable could I use it to fuel a car?

>> No.39806917 [View]
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>dragon's husband goes camping with friends
>brings a bottle of his wife's saliva to start a fire

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>>39692577
why are deds all so weird

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>>38573472
maybe she has ways to... keep you in line

>> No.38505451 [View]
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>> No.37837304 [View]
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Do I really have to drink my dragon boss's drool? She says it'll make me a more productive worker but I'm doubting that claim

>> No.36548715 [View]
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blarg

>> No.35446043 [View]
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Reminder that drinking your wife's saliva is perfectly healthy and helps with digestion.

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>>33686584
I wanna drink a Dragon's firegland juice

>> No.30689251 [View]
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>>30689000
>meet dragon
>mere dragon

>> No.22381492 [View]
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>>22381329
SAUCE PLEASE

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