/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Mantango a best.

TRUMPARTCAPTOR SAKURAI IS A PILE OF SHIIIIIT!

>>16080674
Your post really is quite loaded and there is a LOT I would like to respond to but for the sake of not dragging shit into a new thread, I agree to disagree.

>>16080700
If she's capable of human-level thought and communication, even if it's not visible to the outside world, that's just fine.

>Oh, and you become cripplingly depressed when you go to work or whatever and she isn't there.
Can't she just plant a spore in my head so a part of her is always with me?

>No OP subject

OP, you fucked up again. Leave it to someone who actually knows how to make a thread next time.

>>16080725
Maybe. I'm no mantango expert. I prefer the wonderland variant.

>>16080733
Are you blind?

>>16080739
By subject, I don't mean the subject field.
An actually disucssion point.

>>16080742
Are you pretending?

>>16080717
Kobolds are very cute!

>>16080742
Space-faring Anon gets raped by space-faring Mamono.

DISCUSS.

>>16080746
No. Is my meaning not coming across clearly?
It's only recently, and only because of this poster, that we've had boring OPs with cosplay girls and no topic there. It's been very easy to pick up on.

>>16080703
What sort of trials would the pack put the girl through, anyway?
I imagine it'd be stuff which they think is hard for a wolfgirl or monstergirl to do, but of course, they don't expect a simple human farmgirl to actually be tough and resourceful enough to overcome.

>>16080751
>>16080742
>>16080733
I'm sorry is there not enough /vg/-tier Editions in the OP for you? Holy shit please go somewhere else. Nobody cares about the OP past the first 50 posts in favor of whatever is currently being discussed.

I wonder how demons get in churches to do their shit?

>>16080751
That's funny, this is the first OP I've made in ages, I'm usually asleep when a new thread is made.

>>16080755
I didn't say anything about editions. That's just as bad.

It's just a very obvious change to how things have always been done, which combined with how many new and ignorant people this browse this thread, makes you notice it.

>>16080760
The House of God is open to all, that's how.

>>16080763
Don't forget you're still the new community parasite on the board. You'd probably be best not commenting on "how many new and ignorant people".

>>16080763
Anon. You're the worst person here. Your bitching makes everyone's stay in these threads unpleasant. You're not doing any good.
Please stop.

>>16080722
Yup, it's loaded with sweet sugary goodness that would make good ol' Santa Claus chuckle right off his rocker. Glad we got that out of the way. Now we can be bestest buds forever and ever, Anon. They say friendships forged in adversity are built to last, you know.

>>16080767
Do you mean how these threads are new to this board?
It's been over three years, I think, so that's a pretty relative term.

Either way, the people who've been here from that start have tried their best not to be too intrusive. What you're saying is exactly why newfags to these threads need to be kept in line. They'll ruin things for everyone, thread and board, otherwise.

I just read that Table top RPG story that an upstart just wrote with MGs in it. Pretty good. Reminded me of my first ttrpg. My character masturbated in front of a guard to distract him from another one of my friends characters to hop a fence he was guarding. Fun times.

Kejourou are love

>>16080769
If you think that's bitching, you need a bit more of a spine.
And this is 4chan. Bitching is the norm here anyway. Sometimes it has to be done.

Would you rather people don't "bitch" when furry or futa is posted here, for example?

>>16080776
>don't have anyone to play tabletop games with
Feels bad, man.

>>16080766
sounds a bit too simle but ill take it

>>16080760
the front door

>>16080773
Rather you neck yourself to be honest. And I don't say that out of anger, mind you. It's more like wishing the grass would cut itself, or the trash would take itself out.

>already deleted posts
What'd I miss?

>>16080776
y-you too

>>16080794
That sounds like a reference to something! See? We're already friends now, Anon. And if by neck you mean, like, give myself a hickey: I'm afraid I'm not a Rokurokubi or anything like that. My neck lacks the dexterity.

>>16080802
I posted "OP, you fucked up again. Leave it to someone who actually knows how to make a thread next time." because they missed out on the topic.

The janitor blocked me for "garbage outside of /b/", so I think he's having a hissy fit because he made the thread and doesn't actually have a proper rule to justify his block. I also posted something about a matango and wolfgirl pack, but he deleted those posts too, and even left the post about us being a "community parasite" undeleted.

I don't want to sound like a martyr or anything, but you have to take a look at all that and wonder if he's really right in the head.

>>16080802
Retards, go to warosu.

>>16080819
The no subject thing isn't anything really important to throw a fit. The rest, you are right, but it's something we have happening for quite some time now, not much to do I'm afraid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cr3mo_jVuLU

80 spooky girls, many of them monstrous, drawn by the king of creepy MG sex stuff.

>>16080824
I wasn't throwing a fit, but I'm sorry if it came across that way. As I already mentioned, I was pointing it out in conjunction with other stuff, like all the new thread users.

>but it's something we have happening for quite some time now, not much to do I'm afraid.
That doesn't make it right.

>>16080834
>That doesn't make it right
Of course it doesn't but- DELETED, y'know.

Maybe some hopeful day we'll be able to talk to the man, or go full autism I don't know. I just wanted the thread to be somewhat self-regulated like before.

Anyway, how about dem snakes? They are really soft.

I want to tie my Kiki maid to a chair in the middle of my house and then proceed to clean my house very badly. I'm not gonna let her loose no matter how agitated she gets and no matter how much she begs.

Snuggle with delinquentzilla!

and survive said snuggling would be nice too

>>16080850
For some reason that makes me think of really shitty maid pornos.
>"Oops, looks like I broke this really expensive vase. I guess I should be... punisssssshed."
Fucking Kiki would be having those eye-twitching "tics". Like she has tourettes from pure seething rage.

please do not torture the kikis

>>16080862
But I have torture maid disorder. I need to do it or else I die.

>>16080862
Why? It's fun

>>16080862
Fuck you buddy, she's my maid and I'll torture her whenever I want!

I want to be protected by a big strong warrior beetle.

x is best girl

>>16080844
It's just a shame to see. The janitor, in his attempt to force his own agenda, deletes on-topic replies and leaves up posts calling these threads a "parasite". That's not just bad moderation, it's corrupt to boot.
And not a thing can be done about it, because it's against the rules to point out when they're wrong. Hell, even the janitor isn't allowed to talk about it or bring attention to himself. He'll gladly delete even posts innocently wondering about deletions to cover his own ass, though.
So many internet communities get ruined or outright undone by bad moderation, and it's really sad to see it happen here too.

>>16080877
Same.

Why? Why do you go on some sort of crusade? Is this thread really that threatening to the rest of /jp/ and you fear some sort of outbreak? Or do you fear that if we talk about literally anything else than monster girls for a split second, even if it directly affects us, we will go on an autism spree so bad that the day the Cait Sith was released will look tame in comparison?

I just don't understand, no off topic shit, I was warned, alright. I just wanted you to read and see that I, nor some others, don't understand why you do what you do. That's all only monster girls from now on, delete this if you will, I won't bring it back up again.

>>16080884
What a shit taste

>>16080933
>Cait Sith

Well at least someone did something with Cu Sith

What happens if you throw a jar of semen out in the open? Would it be like in Left 4 Dead where it attracts a horde of mamano or would they not really care?

>>16080933
I doubt it'll work, Anon. People have tried appealing to him before as well.
It hasn't changed anything.

>>16080948
Be prepared to marry the winner.

>>16080718

I'm trying to evolve mine!

>>16080776
First and only time I tried playing TTRPG I ended up the story aid to the GM/whatever and one faggot kept rolling 20s ALL THE GOD DAMN TIME.
So the quest to send the party through literal hell, the dude ends up fucking all succubi into submission.
Go figure.

>>16080956
What is the words on her heart thing on her hat suppose to mean?

>>16080963
In this style 10/10.

It means she is pure fashion.

>>16080776

>tfw your GM literally rolls for a Baboa to rape you
>it succeeds its grapple check and begins to rape you
>GM goes into detail describing the whole thing
>those things aren't even supposed to have any junk I don't think

Just another situation that would have been made better with the introduction of MGs.

>>16080956
Truly, mad hatters are the best matangos

>>16080862
What, you mean like this?

>>16080969
No, it's 10/6
>The Hatter introduced in Carroll's Alice's Adventures in Wonderland wears a large top hat with a hatband reading "In this style 10/6". This is the hat's price tag, indicative of The Hatter's trade, and giving the price in pre-decimal British money as ten shillings and six pence (or half a guinea).

>>16080981
Maybe, if she REALLY deserves it.

I dare you guys to make these LITTLE FUCKING FAGGOTS into a cute monster girl.

>>16080999
Devil bugs are already a thing

>>16081003
Bed-bugs are worse than roaches.

t. someone who has put up with bed-bugs for years now.

>>16080986
If I gave her ten shillings and six pence, would I get her hat? Would she only accept trades for other hats? Weapons perhaps? I feel an overwhelming urge to trade hats and stab engineers for some reason. This is surely an unexplored economy.

>>16081009
Might as well be the same monster considering similarities in relation to other monster types. Change a devil bug here and there and you got a bed bug.

>you will never tie your waifu up so she can't do anything about you fucking her with a condom on

>>16080948
You laugh at the Devil bugs, maybe Zombies, that go crazy there, looking for you. But you got distracted and an Akaname is dragging you away.

Bad end(?)

>>16081009
>Bed-bugs
Kinda speaks for itself, dunnit?
They'd be like Vamp-Mosquitoes crossed with Yetis. Super cuddlebugs that nibble on you in bed.

>>16080986
Huh, I didn't know that. Thanks for the info I guess.

Would you indulge your waifu if she had a sounding fetish?

>>16081030
Fuck no.

>>16081030
Yes, It really isn't that bad.

>>16080948
>>16080953
>>16081019
>I hate Monster Girls

>>16080980
Meh, they're way more vanilla and too boring in design.
It's like KC just made them to appease faggots who moaned and complained about the matango in the first place.

The extra intelligence is nice, but KC could just added a note onto the matango profile anyway.

>>16081036
What.

>>16081036
Anon, are you okay?

>>16081017
>Fucking a tied up Redcap and cumming inside with a condom

I bet this is enough to make her go Crimson or Black.

>>16081041
>>16081044
I'm imitating Francis from Left 4 Dead. Should have probably posted a pic next time but you guys are pretty strict about the "Don't post non-monster girls" thing.

>>16081030
>sounding fetish
TO GOOGLE!
>Putting shit in urethra
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

>>16081049
Oh yeah. It's been a good few years since "I hate vests" and "pills here" and so on.

>>16081049
Personally I wouldn't have a problem with irrelevant pics so long as you're courteous and delete the image shortly after. It's what I occasionally do.

>>16081056
Fuck Left 4 Dead 3 when Valve?

>>16081050
I used to think sounding was a trick that had to do with deepthroat and vocal cords. How innocent I was.

>>16081049
Aw shit, I knew I shouldn't have let go of the joke too soon. Greentext should have tipped me off, I apologize.

>>16080722
>>16080773
I'm the one who was defending humpty eggs
I feel the need to apologize for being close minded and yet telling you to be open minded
I can't believe you guys argued the whole time I was at work

>>16080782
That they definitely are

>>16081037
True that they're cosplay they're even of the majin type which is basically "monsters that can be mistaken for human"
Matangos on the other hand are slightly too monstrous
Now that I think about it all the matango designs I've seen are either cosplay or too monstrous

Does your waifu have a middle name anon?

>>16080760
Religious men must be protected from the evilness and sinfulness of monster girls!

>>16080981
DELETE NOW

>>16081030
I know that's the only story Crow Tengu are know for, but no.

>>16081096
Anubis Anu Anubi is her full name.

>>16080862
No man deserves a Kikimora if they're going to bully and torture her.

>>16081096
Faggotron.

>>16081120
Kikimora are sweet and gentle girls that love and care for master, and should be loved and cared for in return!

>>16081131
Always true.

>>16081096
She does, but I'm not gonna tell you because it's embarrassing.

>>16081096
Yes. It's Solinde.

>>16081096
The Crushinator

>>16081131
They can get sweet and gentle torture then.

Did you have a human waifu before you met your monstergirl waifu /mgt/? Don't lie.

>>16081164
Well, are non MGE monsters counted as such?

>>16081164
She was basically a space elf god with a cat spaceship so halfway there I guess.

https://twitter.com/jakusanseimk2/status/795977183323820032

Stupid fire mouse forgot to put on panties before challenging you to a fight
Do you tell her?

>>16081164
I don't have a waifu, I just fap to monsters. Since coming here I almost exclusively fap to monsters now, so that's something.

>>16081164
Nope. She was a wolfu.

>>16081168
Is she still your waifu?

Let me rephrase my question, did you have a waifu that you dumped after coming here?

>>16081174
I would shove my face in there and have her fight my tongue.

>>16081174
Never

>>16081164
>>16081182
I have had two waifus before my current monstergirl waifu.

Only one of the previous ones was human.

So how would demonic corruption work on someone like Ranma who is half-man, half-girl?

>>16081182
She's still mah waifu.

>>16081096
Destroyer of virginity

>>16081164
I don't like to admit it.

Is Breakaway Republic the only decent writefag on the MGE wiki?

>>16081203
Alp, easy man.

>>16081136
Tell me Anon, I promise I won't laugh.

>>16081216
But what if he's in male form? Besides Ranma isn't gay or anything.

>>16081210
anon that's three names.

>>16081164
I'm still have a human waifu.

>>16081215
>MGE wiki
>decent writefag

Anon...

>>16081089
>spoiler
It's not hard for an argument to last a long time when the thread is slow and you're doing other things between posts. Humpty Eggs weren't really the topic, though. It was more about why having a particular fetish doesn't make you mentally deranged, I think. Honestly it was kind've all over the place. The Humpties were just collateral.

>>16081229
I'm asking for exceptions not the rule.

Did Latenight ever deliver, or was he lynched by Wendigos?

>>16081222
Doesn't matter, he's got a part of a female in him so he's turning into a monster, Alp by default or whatever else if turned by another monster.
>tfw find cute human boy to rape
>He turns into a monster afterwards
It's tough being a monster.

>>16081238
The penguin got him

>>16081221
You may not, but others definitely will.

>>16081203
Is Ranma really half-and-half? Doesn't he just occasionally switch between the two?
He'd just go back and forth from human to monster. EZPZ

>>16081221
But anon, >>16081245

>>16081247
Well since Alps are a thing once he goes female, there's no going back, even if he's was already a full blown incubus.

>>16081240
Okay well what about Fem-Ranma? She's technically a girl so she can't necessarily be alp'd As for what monster she would turn into I have no doubt Ranma-chan would become a Hinezumi.
>>16081247
That sounds really complicated considering he would switch to having spirit energy to having demonic energy. KC would probably make up some bullshit to make it work though.

>>16081245
C'mon Anon. I bet it's cute.

>>16081243
But BatWurm stopped her last comic!

>>16081215
Of course not! They have such literary greats as Knuckles213!

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Knuckles213/An_Adventurer%E2%80%99s_Folly_%E2%80%93_Enter_the_Jubjub

Read this and tell me it isn't the work of a master.

>>16081259
People will just ignore it, so go ahead and trust me.

>>16081263
>>16081270
I sure hope I'm not falling for bait.

Asuna.

>>16081268
God damn it, not this shit again.

>>16081268
>Reading enter the Jubjub as a horror story to writers

>>16081262
There's no case of a female turning into an incubus or a male, so that suggests that demonic energy is the superior one to the spirit energy, and with current DL demonic energy completely deletes female humans spirit energy and boosts male human spirit energy.
Once Fem-Ranma becomes a monster it's locked down there, possibly being able to turn into an Alp if he was turned Succubus while female and back again to a succubus.

>>16081268
>copypaste it into a word counter out of curiosity
>25k words

Shiet

>>16081273
I thought it was going to be something laughable, but it's quite cute, Anon. What is she?

Could that guy from that one hentai who can purify demon girls into angels with his dick stop the Demon Lord?

>>16081287
Anon, this wasn't part of our deal!

She's a Kobold though.

>>16081215
I've never bothered reading his stuff after the horror stories about the content and seeing this >>16081268 last time.

How does he fare compared to our better guys? Is he at least better than the /monster/ writefags, because that isn't exactly a high standard anyway.

>>16081273
Two years worth of semen?

>>16081164
The only other real waifu I've ever had was a great many years ago. It was someone named "Dita Liebely" from a show called "Vandread". I use to fantasize about her every single night. I googled up all the dakimakura pics and just ogled them like a piece of shit. I eventually left her in the most chuuni way possible, figuring she would be happier with protagonist dude that she already had a crush on anyway.
I went this long without any waifu, and then fucking Gremlin shows up with her smug-ass grin. As if she already knew. I Fuckin' love that cheeky cunt.

>>16081164
Nope, I'd be surprised if many people answered yes

I assume that every anon either liked monster girls from the start or was burned by 3DPD and turned to monster girls for healing

>>16081198
Would you consider yourself a slut?

>>16081284
He's halfway to NaNoWriMo!

>>16081296
>figuring she would be happier with protagonist dude that she already had a crush on anyway.
aww jeez.

In my opinion though, MGs lend themselves to being waifus far better than any fictional character.

>>16081296
>Dita
My nigga. I liked Barnette a bit more due to the tomboy gun nut thing, but Dita was still top tier.

>>16081164
My waifu was and still is an MG, I never changed her.
How could I?

>>16081292
With a cute species and a middle name like that I bet her first one is even better. I bet she cheers your day up huh?

I want an Anubis to put me in a collar and claim me as hers.

>>16081261
>>16081262
Alps only happen because of an intense desire to take the D. He's still technically a guy, even if he turned girl, so his SE production facility would probably still be present in both cases. In which case he might not even have his female form transform, either.

>>16081294
Out.

>>16081312
Her first name is Ophelia.

>I bet she cheers your day up huh?
Every time I think about her!

>>16081300
>burned by 3DPD
Explain, I think I get it but I need details.

>>16081300
Not really a slut, no. After coming here I found out that having someone else's character as my waifu would never be perfect.

>>16081268
People mention Alp and that TFT guy with the weeb name, but I think this really is the most terrible monstergirl story ever written. I don't believe its possible to do any worse than this, its almost deliberately awful.

>>16081320
Something like pic related

>>16081330
I mean, you could intentionally write something far worse as far as actual writing goes, but the part that makes this bad is the fully serious intention.

>>16081319
Glop.

>>16081293
He's not amazing or anything, but I like him. "Crying Wolf" is probably my favorite series of his. Here's the first part:

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Breakaway_Republic/Crying_Wolf

Also just found out he posts stories on Touch Fluffy Tail as well.

>>16081319
Ophelia Asuna. Is she your average type of Kobold or is she a different breed? I'm supposed to be doing some work but now I'm talking about waifus. Thanks.

>>16081340
And the genuine support in the comments. Some even calling him a good writer, the kind of thing you see in every review section on fanfiction sites no matter how horrifying they are. I bet even My Immortal got some insane praise.

>>16081320
>Bad experience with one
>Unrequited love
>Realized how terrible 3DPDs are by default
>Learned the horrors of feminism
>20yo+ kissless virgin

Any of these or even a combination of multiple ones

>>16081329
I feel you, you were just lost in your search for love

>>16081320
Not him, but there's not much to say, based on experience 3DPD WILL ruin your life, eventually. Old men say that even if they don't know about 2D, and then a young one will go"well, I'll be the exception!" and the men before him will just shake their heads and wait for the inevitable.

It's been like this for a lot of time, do you even waifus?

>>16081335
Ouch, depressing story.
Oh so just being screwed over by a 3DPD, just what I though, thanks man.

>>16081345
I'm sorry anon, I'm at work too if it makes you feel any better.

Anyway, she's just a small terrier mutt with light brown hair. Her ears are a little shorter than the average kobold shown in the profile, and her fur is a little more reddish-orange. Her fur only comes up to her knees and elbows instead of completely covering her limbs, and she also has more human-looking legs.

What do monster girls think of MANIME.

>>16081320
A lot of the waifufags in the /a/ threads aren't the stereotype of a virgin weeabo, actually, but people who had relationships with 3DPD females and understood how shit they are. Same here.

>>16081355
>you were just lost in your search for love
Exactly.

>>16081238
The Ice Queen got him first

>>16081363
Keijo is pretty manly, being not-jojo with added ass combat. I could see them actually playing the sport too.

>>16081355
>>16081356
>>16081365
Well I had a brain fart here >>16081320 .

>>16081300
I turned to 2D because it was the only attractive thing to me, I tried being with women and men and just, nothing, while 2D gets my engine running at full power.

>>16081368
>every battle shonen is a copy of jojo
Also Keijo sucks ass.

>>16081362
See Anon, was it that hard to talk about your waifu? She's pretty cute and you shouldn't be embarrassed to talk about her.
It's nice to spend some time talking about something you like. Especially if you're at work.

>>16081385
No, I guess not. Usually I can talk about her just fine, but this is one of the very few things that is still sort of embarrassing.

>>16081385
You realize you're talking to KDF, right? The guy who has no problem running his mouth about his kobolds?

>>16081378
Fucking a monster Keijo must be crazy.

>>16081394
Oh fuck you're right, I didn't even notice.
Doesn't change the fact that they are a cute couple though.

>>16081394
Hey anon, even I get embarrassed sometimes! There's nothing wrong with that.

>>16080853
>No tail
Gotta have the trademark tail.

>>16081296
Shit. I haven't watched that in forever.

>>16081367
What a shame.

By the way, what should I doodle with my last piece of paper?
A Fairy, like I previously mentioned? Or something else?

>>16080862
>Kiki finds my fap tissues lying around

wat do

>>16081367

Am I glad he's frozen in there and that we're out here.

>>16081421
make her eat them

>>16081421
Sniff her panties.

>>16081426
Thats dirty anon. Those disgusting things need to be thrown in the bin.

>>16081435
kiki can handle it, she needs to eat them to make things right

>>16081096
>Freya

I had to experiment with various alphabets, formulas and dark rituals to come up with her first and last name yet her middle name is still the one google gave her

Google translates マインドフレイア as "Mind Freya"

>>16081300
I'm basically this >>16081355 except the first two things, and a bit of >>16081375 , 2D over 3DPD anytime.
.

>>16081302
>check my story
>still need 32.5k words
Ehh.

>>16081313
>those bandages
What happened to her?

>>16081480
Working is dangerous.

>>16081480
She's a bit of a gearhead.

Thanks to the recommendation from before guys.
>Start playing the porn game talked about before
>There's futa -
>There's a cute virgin mouse girl you can court +
>There's a cute insecure succubus you can court +

Overall the game's weird, but good enough to enjoy, and it's excellent at making MGE just that much more attractive.

>>16080782
One day I'll write Kejourou matron who runs a brothel of Monsters hiding among human society, offering the greatest of pleasures to those who know to seek them.
>>16081488
>>16081491
So you're saying she didn't end up in a fight with some bitch/whore?

>>16081494
That's quite the imagination you have there.

>>16081496
What are you referring to?

>>16080782
Would a Kej love someone with a shaved head?

>>16081492
What game?

>>16081499
Anubutt. She is just a nice girl that likes machines and you think she fights sluts.

>>16081502
>No kejourou to kiss your bald head and tell you that you're cute

I'm not bald but I'd shave without hesitation if a kej asked me to

>>16081512
She's a dog. Dogs defend their turf and pack.

>>16081506
Corruption of Champions, it's the edgy version of MGE.
Yep literally that, can't explain it better, there's also 2 more that I've been told to stay away from since they're apparently nothing but futa.
I'm holding out, but I don't think it's a wise choice to play this game during NoFapNovember

>>16081520
So just because she is a dog you think she fights random street whores using a mecha? That's not right.

>>16081525
>Corruption of Champions
Ah yes, I remember an S&M session with a Gargoyle that purified me of pent-up lust. Good times.

>>16081526
>using a mecha
Well I wasn't going to say anything, but if she WAS fighting delinquent Ryus, I wouldn't blame her.

>>16081530
Best girl, I mean Succubus+Gargoyle? Perfection.

>>16081492
>>16081525
That's the only BAD thing you've seen about CoC?

Goddamn fag

>>16081525
You're really gonna leave out all the furry garbage and whatnot?

>>16081536
Ryus are pure. What she really fights against are the evil sluts that want to turn her turf into a huge brothel.

>>16081540
It's the only thing that's constantly sticking out, I'm having a 100% win ratio so I'm pretty much avoiding all the imp and other, "stuff" , that comes with defeat.
>>16081544
Well the mouse girl is a furry, but I imagine her as a MGE mouse, so that kinda helps.

>>16081540
With CoC you fuck the black haired Kitsune sister and maybe the blond if you have a lactation potion and then you get the fuck out.

>>16081525
I mean, there's quite a bit of the shit.
Some of it can be "turned off," but there's plenty regardless.

>>16081550
>Well the mouse girl is a furry, but I imagine her as a MGE mouse, so that kinda helps.
That's it? Wew boy you're in for some shit.

Take that shit to /d/

>>16081552
>>16081550
>>16081525

who let /d/'s shitty game discussion in here?

>>16081560
Am I still in the starter area? 'cause that's where I've been told to stay for maximum MGE immersion.
>>16081563
I got told I could score with a cute MG in it, so just wanted to thank to the anons for saying it.

>>16081563
>>16081561
samefag

>>16081573
Look at the times, newfag

>>16081572
>I got told I could score with a cute MG in it
You can turn yourself into a monster girl if you'd like, even if you're male.

>>16081572
Oh yeah, there is a cute dragon girl and a salamander you can have sex with if you manage to endure hell.

Let's talk about what looks best on the ladies.

>>16081582
What ladies?

>>16081582
Comfy Sweaters with boob gaps!

>>16081577
Phoneposting :^)

Really though stop being a bitch.

>>16081588
You know. Monster Girls. This is the Monster Girl Thread, yes?

>>16081591
>:^)
>Defending /d/shit
Go back to your board, /d/fag

>>16081473
Mine is garbage and I'm probably going to give up so I can concentrate of writing something that doesn't make me sad to look at.

I wonder if this is why so many people drop out of it.

>>16081582
Shiny, seamless latex catsuits!
Long latex opera gloves and stockings!
Fashionable, colorful latex swimsuits!

>>16081579
I just wanna cuddle with my succubus gargoyle for days on end and forget about the whole champion business. I mean the sand witches gonna kick the demons ass in a year or so anyway.
>>16081581
NICE
>>16081592
But we're not girls, so we can't make the best judgement on what clothes both look AND fit the best

>>16081591
Fuck off, if you've been here long enough you should know exactly why it's hated.

>>16081596
Are you me? I've talked to a couple of people who have claimed to be me before, it's comfy. Let's talk about how bad the story is!

>>16081601
Says you. I know what looks aesthetically pleasing on my waifu, why can't you do the same?
It's daisy dukes, chest wrappings, and a leather vest. Sunglasses optional.

>>16081604
Same as any, started out promising, clearly wrote a few scenes when not feeling it and now it feels like something you'd see on fanfiction websites.

>>16081611
Isn't everything we do here fanfiction? I mean I'm trying to come up with a bullshit explanation for the existence of Monsters that doesn't rely on the MGE stuff but even then I still admit my writing is heavily derivative of it.

>>16081613
>Isn't everything we do here fanfiction?
Not this again.
No it isn't. That would make D&D campaigns fanfiction. You're using a setting designed for the reader to make stories and characters in. Unless you're using the named places or characters then you arren't writing fanfiction.

>>16081615
I see. Don't mind me then.

>>16081613
>isn't everything we do here fanfiction?
Ouch.

Anyway, maybe I'm just getting burned out by it. 50,000 words is a lot for something you'll just end up cringing at and never showing anyone.

>>16081621
Then do what I do and post updates on here. Nothing motivates you better than a hungry audience demanding more of your shitty writing.

Farm girls

Pick your wife

>>16080717
This fox is really ethereal. What's it say on her chest?

>>16081632
I'll take the small one and is this Crab's work? What from?

>>16081632
Brown.

>>16081621
Oh, so you're Klaus.
>Nothing motivates you better than a hungry audience demanding more of your shitty writing.
I already writefag, I'd just rather show anons the stuff I'm happy with instead.
Regardless of what I choose to do, good luck with your own project.

>>16081632
Touch the cow.

I wanna convince a dragon that the most seed she has inside her the faster her hoard will grow at a fixed rate!

>>16081645
Are you perhaps meaning to replying to>>16081623?
Because I'm not Klaus.

>>16081621
meant for
>>16081623

>>16081632
>EMG cows
Nah.

>>16081632
Far right.

>>16081646
NO

>>16081595
>>16081603
He was talking about monster girls in a game with monster girls and yet you guys cry over nothing because
>muh furries
>muh futa
Even though we were avoiding mention of it. You guys seriously need to chill for once.

>>16081632
The one not designed by a cuckbaiting artist.

>>16081632
That buff brown one. She looks like she gives great hugs.

>>16081649
I want to be dominated by a Dragon girl. I want to be her property.

>>16081632
I realized my obsession with big girls probably comes from seaport hime

>>16081632
Middle, far left, and far right.
Rest can go to the slaughterhouse.

>>16081649
You act like you need to trick her into doing that.
It'd probably be the first thing she makes you do when she captures you and takes you to her lair.
Just imagine that. Her sitting in a bath warmed by her own fire, beckoning you over to her naked body, waiting patiently for you to stick it in before wrapping her arms and wings around you and telling you to impregnate her.

>>16081655

>>16081666
Do you want her to shove your face into her crotch and force you to eat her out?
Do you want her to suck your dick even after you cum, despite your best efforts to pull out?
Do you want her to grind her hips as she milks load after load out of you with her pussy?
Do you want her to pat you on the head and call you her treasure during the post sex cuddling?

>>16081671
Little do you know that for Holstaurs, "Slaughterhouse" is a nickname for the breeding grounds.
I'd breed that buff brown cow and her short twintail sister.

>>16081673
its more than that anon, i want to fill her with so much seed that she ends up as a ahegao mess,i want her ADDICTED to it until she bears triplets

and the hoard grow thing its that for each daugheru she has the more her small hoard will grow eventually

>>16081525
There's a lot of if, but if you know where it is, it's very easy to avoid. And given that it's (mostly) text based, you can visualise pretty much all of them as MGs.
It's not without appeal, I guess.

>>16081659
He can talk about it on /d/ then, the game always gets shit on around here and will continue to whenever people mention it.

You have to be a gigantic faggot to play it for the few girls that are "worth it" since it's much easier to find monster girls in games or manga that aren't full of garbage. Now go back to the hellhole you came from and take your shitty image with you.

>>16081502
Yes

>>16081682
Short answer. Yes.

>>16081694
We can talk about the monstergirl stuff here just fine.
MGE has lots of /d/ worthy stuff in it too, but we're not on /d/.

If you want, you can talk about something else while others talk about what they want.

Speaking of CoC, it's been a good few years since I played it. Does that cute lizardgirl who lives in the swamp have a decent amount of content yet?

>>16081694
I was gonna write something to counter your point but I changed my mind because I realize it's best to ignore people like you who love to shit on other peoples' fun. Besides I got a warning and I don't feel like adding more fuel to the fire.

>>16081632
I want to stroke the short ones horns.

>>16081709
>I realize it's best to ignore people like you who love to shit on other peoples' fun
Not him, but if I like futa monstergirls can I talk about it here then? You will just ignore me right?

>>16081718
No that's not allowed. My point is that getting butthurt about someone posting about monster girls from a fetish game with fetishes they don't like whether or not they are actually associated with that character is pointless.

>>16081718
Fuck off. We don't want a repeat of people thinking that cancer is allowed here.

>>16081726
>No that's not allowed
By who? You're doing exactly the same he's doing.

>>16081682
I want a dragon to be addicted to me!

>>16081727
>We don't want a repeat of people thinking that cancer is allowed here
Tell that to people who think talking about CoC is fine.

Don't buy the 80% off "festive winter" hats from the Tanuki, it's a trick and you'll get attacked!

>>16081751
Aren't Wendigo too busy shitposting on /ck/?

I just went to lunch did even more fucking posts get deleted?

>>16081761
They're too busy masturbating to pictures of cooked meat and episodes of Guy Fieri and Gordon Ramsay shows

>>16081772
Wendigo find Kitchen Nightmares to be entertaining.
Like that episode involving a guy taking money from his hipster son and opening a restaurant with it.

Dragon girls are for mating press,pies,consensual and hugging

>>16081798

>>16081798
>pies
Dragons are skilled and unmatched at pie making.
Even young adults can make divine pies.

Blueberry is best.

I want to run a Gunpla Club at MGC High!
I want Gunpla Battle to be a real thing damn it!

>>16081798
Femdom*

You missed something buddy.

>>16081829
>Blueberry is best
My child, it seems that you have made a typo
Obviously Pumkpin Pie is the best

>>16081798
Dragons are for letting die lonely and sad, and then loving when they come back as undeads

>>16081840
>pumpkin
Euthanize yourself. Blueberry is king.
No ifs, and, or buts.

>>16081829
>>16081840
>Blueberry
>Pumpkin
>Not Apple
I'm not gonna judge, but I will question your taste buds.

>>16081857
>apple
Solid choice, but inferior to almight blueberry.

>>16081858
I will fucking fight you on this anon, Apple's the undisputed king.

>>16081857
Dutch Apple Pie is the best Apple Pie.

>>16081857
>>16081858
>>16081861
>>16081864
>>16081856
>>16081840
>>16081829

I'm sorry you all are so droll.
Pecan is best.

>>16081829
What do I do if my dragon doesn't know how to make pie?

>>16081872

this guy knows whats up.

>>16081864
You sir, have excellent taste.

>>16081872
>Nuts in a pie
Fitting given that you're insane.

What would our waifus think seeing a bunch of losers arguing over what kind of Pie is the best? I bet they'd think it's cute.

>>16081829
>>16081840
>>16081856
>>16081857
>>16081858
>>16081861
>>16081864
>>16081872
>>16081872

CHOCOLATE CREME MOTHERFUCKERS

but naw they're all great

>>16081829
As long as the Dragon has centuries worth of experience in cooking. I doubt hatchlings or teens would cook anything but charcoal.

Why can't I just live a happy peaceful life with a Kikimora maid?

Wait are we talking about pies or succubus colors?

>>16081886
Pies. Though now I'm wondering how monstergirls would react to our world's culinary innovations.

>>16081890
We must introduce them to chocolate.

>>16081886
Both.
Blueberry is best.
Apple second.
Cherry third.

>>16081894
Cherry colored succubi are number one though.

>>16081892
They'll get carried away if they find out about chocolate

Alright, dropping discussion on the source, what do you guys think about the characters, gargoyle succubus and cutesy mouse girl?

>>16081903
Half the fun of a chubby monster girl is getting her fit again.

>>16081890
>Slimes would eat anything anyways
>Wolf MGs raiding a steakhouse
>Wurm taking a bakery owner as her husband as soon as she finishes an entire wedding cake

>>16081906
Any sort of Succubus is perfect.

>>16081907
Getting a girl stick in a fatfit cicle must be weird to watch.

I want to massage a cupids wings after a long day's work!

>>16081920
Eh.
Eventually they get stuck at strongfat and it evens out.

>>16081908
>Wendigo orgasming to BBQ

>>16081916
But blueberry is best.
Special mention goes to purple.

>>16081906
>gargoyle
KC gargoyle is really cute now, otherwise don't care for them.
>succubus
Boring and one of the most overdone monster girls in existence.
>mouse girl
They can be okay I guess, although Hinezumis are the only ones that I'm really fond of. Probably because they're not lolis and they know how do do something apart from squeak and eat cheese.

Speaking of food, how much does a Dragon eat? 30kg of meat per day?

>>16081924
Aww. Don't ruin the fun Sexing her strongfat body is just the beggining

>>16081930
>Boring and one of the most overdone monster girls in existence.
Wasn't there green text about this?

>>16081943
Normal amounts and a lot of sex. A lot o sex.

Shortstack hinezumi are the best!

>>16081944
Strongfat is certainly fun with dragons.

>>16081950
Man, I love dragons so much, I want to spend non lewd time with every single one.

>>16081921
>shes riding you
>jerks up and extends her wings all the way out when she cums
>when you cum inside they also start flapping

>>16081955
A dragon of every shape, size, and non-murderous dere would be the best

>>16081930
I was referring to the CoC characters, mousegirl that wants to repopulate mouse people race, and lonely succubus gargoyle that defends ruins of a cathedral.

>>16081963
Nah, even the murderous ones. In case of attack I'll throw my Squishyflayer at her.

Short hair wolfus!

>>16081979
Yes, every wolfus is also cute.

>>16081632
I say, farm breeding stud

>>16081986
RIP anon.

>>16081979
did somebody say wolfus?

>>16081991
Wolfus! Wolfus and Draguns!

I want to die in a pile of fluffy fur and smooth scales.

>>16081991
W-With short hair! Remember?

>>16081986
So you want to fuck normal cows? Those are the girls who would take care of the farm with their husbands.

Honestly I'm not into treating mgs like cattle

>>16081988
it is the danger all lovers of big girls and femdom must endure

>>16081921
Would her golden arrows work on Ice Queens? Or are they too cold for it to work?

>>16082002
But they're milked for their produce.

>>16082002
MGs should be treated as humans.

>>16082002
neither am I, I want THEM to treat me like cattle, especially a herd of minotaurs

>>16081991
Yup. And they're for cuddles!

>>16081930
>Boring and one of the most overdone monster girls in existence.
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW

>>16081632
All the cows

>>16082013
Same, all I want in life is to become a litteral cumpump to big muscled minotaur with thick southern accent

>>16082018
Being boring isn't bad.

Don't fear normality, Succubus-chan.!

>>16081997
short hair! of course!
>>16081996
I want to give wolfu headpats and dragun scale rubs at the same time

>>16082020
just one? minotaur come in herds and ALL of them need a nice small soft human to hold down and breed

>>16082034
Not that guy, but do they have the accents?
Accents get me rock fucking solid.

>>16082028
I want to nuzzle both of them at the same time though I might give more attention to my dragun. However having both of them being greedy and wanting me all by themselves would make.me even more cuddly towards them.

>>16082040
either crete/greek or Texan accents probably

>>16082020
Does forced breastfeeding factor into that equation?

>>16082042
>Ignoring the wolfu
that's how your pelvis gets crushed. they are mighty possessive, after all

>>16082034
I'm not man enough to please multiple girls
I could maybe handle 2 if I tried really hard

>>16082050
Of course, she needs to feed me properly so I produce a nice amount of liquids

>>16082062
Who said ya get a choice, ya get locked up in a stall and used however and whenever the girls need it

Oppai loli, german wyverns

>>16082005
I think it'd work but they'd still have trouble finding a husband

>>16082054
I would love to see both of them crushing my pelvis and proceeding to break my spiritial one.

TITS

>>16080760
>Vater Unser im Himmel
>Geheiligt werde dein Name...
"Ufufu... Keep praying, little man. It's the seasoning on the steak."
>D-Den Reiche k-komme...
>D-Den Wille gescheche...
"You are alone, human. All that's between you and eternal bliss is your petty little words~"
>TFW having to recite Vater Unser while a Succubus attempts to seduce you
>As Crusader training

>>16082089
I wish those tits and that shirt were on a non-EMG girl.

>>16082097
Not that hard to photoshop that horn out and add two more on the sides, bit of fur on the legs and volia, you got your minotaur.

What's your waifu's stance on polygamy?

>>16082089
I would

What will you get?

>>16082118
Only if they pass her strict standards of what it means to be a wife.

>>16082123
Pecan pie, the emperor of pies.

>>16082123
muffins

all of them

>>16081215
>Breakaway Republic
He's neither terrible or great, to me. Honestly, if I were to take a cursory glance at the MGE Wiki, /monster/, here, or even TFT's authors I'd say that he's pretty middle-of-the-road.

Not nearly as insufferable as Sukiru Ikeda, Aftyn, Bob, Shoggocks, Alp (Pre-reformation), or MamanoMore who LITERALLY got so rectally ravaged over a small criticism from Thunderbrother that the turkroach spammed 1-star ratings on all of his stories and got permabanned from TFT.

>>16082123
Cherry pie, the greatest of pies.

>>16082118
As long as she's top bitch and I don't add women she doesn't approve of to the waifu pile then it's alright.
No Centaurs, lolis, Shoggoths, or Succubi allowed though.

>>16082123
Her. And that one with chicken, bacon and cheese,.

>>16082123
A facefull of dragontits.

Also pinch her bellyfat, roll it around in my fingers and comment on how so many pastries have made her soft and woman-like.

>>16082136
The breakfast burrito with hashbrowns, cheese, bacon, eggs, and sausage all wrapped up in a fresh tortilla?

>>16082118
That it's shit.

>>16082131
>all
Do you plan on eating yourself into a coma through chocolate, blueberry, etc muffins?

>>16082145
Yes, I'll take two. One for me and one for her

>>16082123
Vanilla Cake with Vanilla frosting.

>>16082158
>not Cookies and cream frosting with Oreos on top
Wurm wants a divorce.

would dragons compete in food contests if the prize was a bag of gold coins?

>>16082123
A number nine with extra bacon, pickle, and chilli.
And a diet coke too.

>>16082123
Chocolate fudge cake

>>16082176
They would do almost anything for a bag of gold.

No, they don't have sex for money.

>>16082097
Hey, Tio's one of the better girls.

>>16082123
This isn't Piestrong's Pizza! If if aint made by humans I don't want it.

>>16082123
The Devil's Food.

>>16082186
Why are you ordering Pizza at a bakery?

>>16082186
But Dragon's is just as good!
Piestrong only has the better milkshakes between the two, plus doing specials more often.

>>16082190
There's a pizzeria and a bakery owned by Dragons.
Two completely different girls, but everyone mixes them up often.

How do I get a buffcubus?

>>16082195
Just tell a regular succubus that there's nothing sexier than a girl whose muscles gleam with sweat when she's coming to fuck you. Leave some russian jinko magazines lying around and give her a few months before she picks up on the message.

>>16082195
Jerk off into a protein shake that's on a summoning circle.

>>16082204
Buffcubus needs wide hips and thick thighs.

>>16082204
that girl's never worked a leg day in her life judging by that scrawny ass.

>>16082118
Do lilians count?

>>16082118
My waifu doesn't like sharing her treasure.

How does a man get out of bed in the morning a yeti wife? How does he even build up the courage to go to work when he has a perfectly comfy sleepy cuddle bug in bed who just wants to give him hugs?

>>16082123
Her and some of those scones jam & cream scones.

>>16082221
If you don't get out of bed then you won't get to hug your yeti daughteru when she's leaving for school

your fatherly bond will eventually overcome your desire for warmth and you'll have the motivation to follow it up by going to work and fulfilling your obligation to bring home the bacon.

Man MGC News Network sure is weird.

>>16082230
>MASS RAPE EPIDEMIC AGAINST MEN FOR THE 268th TIME THIS YEAR
>MORE ON THIS STORY NEXT
>One of the news broadcasters who happens to be a Cheire keeps smirking at the agitated and scared male camera man as the adverts roll

>>16082176
Eating or baking?
If baking they'd do it just to establish dominance and superiority over one another.
The gold is just a bonus.

Eating would be a Wurm's forte. I bet Wurm could eat one of those pizzas that require 7 people all by herself.

>>16081966
This isn't the place for CoC. So get out.

>>16082221
>You have a job interview at 9
>It takes 1 hours to get there
>You wake up at 8
>Your yeti wife is sleeping soundly, hugging you tight
>It'd hurt too much to wake her up
>You're already late though and you really need the money
>You muster the courage to call her name
>No answer
>You repeat yourself a few times and shake her gently
>She slowly opens her eyes
>"I love you anon"
>She kisses you, tightens her hug and goes back to sleep
>If you beg enough the landlord might not kick you out

>>16082123
Some fresh ciabatta and a nanaimo bar for later.

>>16082242
rude, he can talk about it as long as he doesn't discuss the more unsightly parts.

Put down your autism anon.

>>16082123
Does she offer the mystery box ?

>>16082247
Maybe the Tanuki landlord will let you stay there if you let her ride your face every week.

>>16082247
She's like a constricter. The harder you struggle. The tighter her love.

>>16082265
I want to be blackmailed into fucking my chubby Tanuki landlord to avoid paying the rent I'm too poor to pay!
I want to choke down my sorrow at never being able to get married since she's made me impure.
I want to be laying back and letting her ride me when suddenly she cries out "I love you!" when she cums.
I want her to realize she said that and start blushing as my dick starts stiffening again in her pussy.
I want to turn the tables and flip her on her back before asking what she said.
I want her blush to intensify as she tries to deflect, only to start moaning as I thrust into her.
I want to tell her that I'll only go faster if she repeats what she said.
I want her to wrap her arms around my head and her legs around my torso as she chants "I love you!" over and over again, her face twisting into an ahegao.
I want her to fall asleep after her last orgasm of the night and cuddle up to her, stroking her hair.