/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>17985258
>Miia's entire mission in the Species Exchange Program before meeting Darling was to find a communal cum pump for her village
>Both Mero and Centorea's mothers actively engage in cuckoldry against their legal spouse
>Cathyl, despite having a guy she's tsundere for, comes to depend on Darling OF ALL PEOPLE to milk her because now she can't get off unless her tits gets rubbed or sucked on
>The over-inflated harem trope that tries and fails to emulate Tenchi Muyo when Darling refuses to tie the fucking knot with any of them and be done with it
>More lewd than actual plot, and when Crab does do plot it's mediocre, plodding, and takes forever to get interesting (SEE: ATTACK OF THE FIFTY FOOT TALL SLIME-GIRLS)
>Crab's lack of anatomy understanding with twigs arms and giant gazongas (Cathyl being the one exception since she has some muscles on her arms)
Fuck's sake Crab either needs to shit or get off the pot. Jitsu Wa Watashi Wa had a harem with Shiho, Aisawa, Mikan, and Shiragami but it at least knew to have the crosshairs focused on an end game. Right now Darling is basically "WILL HE OR WON'T HE" with every girl in his harem with the exceptions of Suu and Lala.

>>16655851
>>16655856
>Let me tell you something, non-believer
>The Omnissiah is coming, and when She does, all will be swept by her pious anger
>You see us, covered in the holy grime and grease and laugh, yet you do not see with your true eyes
>Flesh is weak, incompatible
>The human heart a drum easily played by the Monsters you so gleefully bed and breed with
>But by Her Teachings, we will inherit this world!
>With every breath of the bellows and growl of our Angel Combustion breathing her holy fire into our machines, all organics will become obsolete!
>Hatred? My dear, dear child. There is no hatred here.
>Do not pity us, pity the non-believers. We do what we must for Her. Always for Her.
>Praise be the Omnissiah.

>>16151639
>Hellhound wife on her honeymoon not sure how she wants to have her 'first time' as Anon's legal wife
>HFW the most intimate sex she can possibly imagine

>>16085799
>Be roommate to a Dark Priest
>One day, during her mid-term essay writing, she looks at you smiling softly, if not straight up matronly
"You... have a foot fetish, don't you?"
>Pause whatever you're doing, looking at her as if you'd been struck by a disciplinarian hand
"Easy there, Tarantino. I am a Succubus after all. Reading your fetishes is like reading a book. After all, your mind has an entire chapter dedicated to 'The art of procreative sex'. Or a close approximate~"
>She shifts her weight onto her tail, the muscular appendage with its flat, heart-shaped tip acting as an organic chair for her
>Crossing her legs, you realize she's going commando
>But above all else, her muscular and shapely thighs, calves, and even her feet are near your hands
"Go ahead, you may touch and examine to your heart's desire. There isn't a single part of me that you will find in-adequate, especially since I can shift my body to suit any potential mate's desires."
>She gives you a wicked smile
"Wide, birthing hips. A pussy that would make that fleshlight under your bed, yes, I know about that, look like an even cheaper imitation. Legs and feet that will... utterly indulge your wildest fantasies."
>Waving her hand, a small basin filled with water and a rag materializes seemingly out of thin air
"It was common practice in your world to wash another's feet as a form of entrance, yes? I'm sure you can understand where this road leads you."
>The water is warm as you're dabbling the rag in it, gently sliding it across her feet and legs, not missing a single crevice between her toes or on her heel, ankle, or ball.
>Her skin has a soft, soapy smell to it, and you can feel yourself getting more and more rigid as it goes on
"Go on, taste me."
>She starts letting out soft moans as she begins to play with herself, enjoying the suckling of her toes and your tongue in the center of her foot's underside
>On one particular stroke, she lets out an unnaturally girly moan
"Ha... That almost made me excited."
>Her eyes are glowing a soft lilac pink when she notices your erection, giving you another smile
"Here. Allow me to help you with that."
>Binds your arms behind you, giggling at your protestations as you're left kneeling there, naked and exposed
"Just relax and allow me to take you to Nirvana."
>Using her big toe, she pulls your foreskin back, rubbing your shaft up and down in gentle, petting strokes
"Hmhm... it's warm..."
>It feels like an eternity that's she's edging you, every stroke or movement is calculated
>When she finishes giving you off, it's up to you to clean her off again
>Just when you think it's over, you can hear the shifting of fabrics, only to find her in the nude
"We've yet to finish our final prayer. Won't you join me in supplication? Hmm?"

>>15882135
>We were cast out from Hokkaido, our lord Tsukuyomi's banishment utter and complete.
>For long days and nights we pleaded with our mother Sun to forgive our father's transgressions, but to that, she turned a blind eye and ear.
>I still remember it... the sense of inertia as we were cast out from the realm of men, only to be embraced by the cold bitter winds of a foreign land, forever cut off from the kami and our Lord and Lady.
>Many of my sisters died, the biting arctic of this strange land chilling even us the bone, a truly unforgiving environment!
>But... before the darkness took my last three sisters and I... we saw her. An angel clothed in the skins of the holy deer, flanked by a wolf that was many times larger than its kin
>Her words were coarse, almost barbaric, speaking from her gut. I could remember the barbarism of the southern tribes, though at least they knew how to abide by the courtiers' courtesy
>We soon came to find her name was "Skadi", and that she claimed to be a long lost sister of our kind
>Through our new Mother, we learned to hunt. To eat. Primal instincts that were long lost. No longer did we abide by the rules of the courts from mother Amaterasu, but by the laws of the great one eyed All-Father.
>Wearing the pelts and skins of deer and bear became second nature to us, as did the heft and length of our spears. Men came to desire us, but as our Mother taught us, a man is only as good as his mettle.
>We would test them, through starvation and biting winds. The Wolves became our foster family, helping us to hunt the suitors.
>Should we have taken them, our passions were furious and unbridled, never wresting the dominant position from one another. Often times we'd share our lovers with our wolf sisters. The spoils of war, so to say.
>We became taller, far taller than the men we loved, and love. To them, the idea of bedding and pillowing a "Jötnar" was a great feat to please even the almighty All-Father.
>Sometimes, I remember the courts and gardens of long-forgotten Hokkaido.
>But... deep down, I know one simple truth.
>I've never felt more alive.

>>15877563
If we're going by pure, raw power, Lilim are second only to the Demon Lord. The thing is that while their powers are reality warping and being basically living sex bombs (much like Dark Matters in a radius around them), we know virtually nothing about the Chaos Faction.

For all we know the Chaos Demons are imprisoned because they'd cause a corruptive 'bleeding' in the MGE world or some shit, and turn everything into a meat dimension of non-euclidean shenanigans and existential horror.

>>15855753
>Not marrying a Bicorn solely for the idea of collecting every unmarried monster in the world in a giant harem
>Not fucking your way to hundreds upon hundreds of pregnant MGs, with your Bicorn acknowledging that marriage implies complete loyalty, but not faithfulness, at least to her
>Not having your Bicorn get hot and randy when she sees you pointing a Cupid into submission like a feral beast, to the point she begs you to fuck her full of foals
>Not having all of the immediate girls' breeding drives activate seeing the passionate sex you and your Bicorn are engaging in for the sake of children
>Not becoming Genghis Khan

>>15351115
Think of the most pathetic monsters that you can imagine that no sane human man would want to voluntarily have sex with, got 'em? Good. Because here's the down low.

Akaname - Literally subhuman NEET fetishist
Alps - Because they're literal faggots
Alice - 2pure4u
Beelzebub - You sick fuck
Cait Sith - Literal furshit that only Bob and Bollocks would fuck
Cu Sith - See Above
Cyclops - ONE EYE ONE EYE
Devil Bug - >Cockroaches, not even once
Djinn of the Jar - Literal who?
Giant Mouse - Can only rape in large numbers
Human women - Where do you think we are?
Gyoubo Danuki - JIDF
Matango - It's a fucking mushroom, Mad Hatter is better
Slime Carrier - YOU NEED NEED ME, YOU NEED NEED ME
Zombie - Literally sticking your dick in clammy vagina at this point

All of those are the kinds of MGs who're so low on the hierarchy that it'd almost be a good Samaritan act for other MGs to help them out because they're either furshit, parasiteshit, or just plain gross. Or Jewish.

>>15301366
>>15301385
>Gazers can "see" outside of their lairs, warping reality to give potatoes actual eyes
>Trees with eyes, everything has eyes
>People in the area in villages feel like they're being watched all the time
>Men who masturbate nearby get a telepathic reprimand for being too lewd
>The only way to get Gazers to stop being a voyeur is for an entire village of every able bodied young man to vigorously masturbate in front of her cave entrance
>A scream that could tear silk coming from deep inside as they paint the cave mouth ivory white

>>14957175
If you ignore his proclivity for futanari Bob isn't actually that bad of a writer. He's not great, but he's not terrible.

>>14936435
>>14936421
http://pastebin.com/FRYaGZiD
Got just the pastebin link for you fine patricians of taste.

>>14936490
Nyanon's the only faggot I care about who likes Warhammer Fantasy or the idea of rodent girls.