/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>42722900
OK boomer

>>40305795
Sure thing, brother. Just know living in a church full of corruptible nuns and priests just makes all the more easier to marry

>>37386306
I roleplay as a monk, I get tons of requests from succubi.

>>34081043
I wanted to go for 1000 words a day but it doesn't always work out that way. Still hoping to finish it around June/July.
That's enough about me though.

>>25063894
Beata Maria
You know I am a righteous man
Of my virtue I am justly proud

>>22113085
>Doom 2016

This is literally the worst possible scenario

>>21398386
Hilfe

>>18932810
Dear evil messed up demon powers
Oh powerful majestic slithering?
Oh Hellish beings of... demons of the underworld
of darkness
I am but a visitor in your strange world
Which some would call Hellish
But I have to admit, it's kind of bad-ass
Oh ladies of gross leather things and S&M type wear
You know you guys really have style
Uhh, Amen.

>>18655647
It was figured out ages ago that the number of the beast is actually 616 though.

>>17923632
Let us know how that turns out.

>>17803408
1. Pick a Holiday, preferably with either a full or a new moon
2. Go to a crossroads at midnight
3. The crossroads has to have willows growing so you can walk under them
4. Play a musical instrument

That's the best I can do. Don't know about candles and incantations.

Keep the faith strong and she'll go away.

>>16436089
>vulva rubbing the back of the head intensifies

reminder that you could be claimed at any moment

I wonder how demons get in churches to do their shit?

>>15918334
I just came back from a jog, it's seven in the evening and I want one. There's a bakery less than 200 meters from me. This is what it must feel like to be the monk in this image.

Keep your faith strong! the weak are taken by the damned

>>15502174
>slightly spiritual, not insane
My brother is a paranoid schizophrenic and I see no real difference between these two things, but I'm open to being corrected.
Tell me about the Demons, anon. Do they talk to you?

Well here's the very short prologue to my monk story. It's just a quick set-up piece, really.

http://pastebin.com/tSra5CMY

>Pater Noster
>Ave Maria
>Come on brother Sigmund, you went to get that exorcist four hours ago

I love this picture and wish there was a story about the situation it depicts and what led to it. Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge.

>>13546309
Monster Girls talking the faithful into committing the awful sin of sex by philosophic discourse? What a silly idea.

Why so dead? Tomorrow is Walpurgis night!

>>13093359
My $20 headphones have lasted me over a year and a half. You should never dish out more than that for headphones, most human beings cannot perceive sound waves beyond what a good quality cheap headphones can dish out.