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>>23538973
I feel like insects would be super brittle if human sized. Seems like I'd accidentally cripple her just by rolling on to her in a sleepy stupor.

Would you share a tiny bed with your waifu?

I need an Anubis plushie.

>>17177882
Those monster girls need to be more proactive in finding a man

>>16829413
I, too, want to forcibly use an Anubis as a plush toy.

>have a shortstack waifu
>she tends to move around a lot in her sleep
>a usual night starts out with you falling asleep as the big spoon, your arm across her waist
>a few hours later, she rolls over to face you and buries her head in your chest
>awhile later, she stretches her arms up around your neck and, still asleep, pulls herself up to eye level with you
>you're both so close, if you were awake, it'd look like you were about to kiss
>a few hours before dawn, a dream she has (which is no doubt about you) causes her to pull your head into her sizable bosom, hugging you tenderly
>her faint, sweet aroma soothes you even during your most restless nights
>sometimes you'll wrap your arms around her plush body and use her as the softest, warmest daki known to man
why can't this be my life?

>>15939575
I want to be locked in an endless loop of brushing an Anubis' himecut, sniffing her hair, giving her braids, sniffing it again, opening the braids to rub it all over my face and brushing it again.

>>15651552
>>15651578

>>15509033
Waifus are a drug more wonderful and more insidious than anything mankind can physically fabricate.

>>14960227
Again, there is no need to be rude friend, we are all friends here.

>>14909639
Writing helps quell the roaring loneliness. I'm not so lonely when I have all these characters talking to one another in my imagination.

I want to protect and care for a monster girl. That'd be swell.

>>14565187
Well, now I feel validated. Time to go to bed tonight and hug against the wall while thinking about my waifu. That way, we can be each others' walls.

Just how did you find that article, anyway? It's from 2009, after all.

>>14229983
>Anubis, Pharaoh and Anon are all best friends
>Anubis is madly in love with Anon
>Wants to confess to him
>After months of turmoil, debating on wherever or not she's be betraying her Pharaoh friend or ruining the trio's friendship, she finally works up the courage
>Goes round Anon's house
>Her sensitive ears pick up talking before she's even reached the front door
>Sneaking over to the window, she peeks inside
>It's Anon and Pharaoh, cuddled together on the couch
>Holding hands
>Kissing
>Anubis does her best to keep her composure as she makes what feels like a green mile walk back to her home
>She falls onto her bed
>And spends the whole night crying until the sun comes back up
>When they next meet back up, Anon and Pharaoh mention that they're a couple, and that they hope it doesn't change anything between them
>After all, the trio are still best friends, right?
>Anubis puts on a smile and nods
>So the three friends live their lives as they always did
>Anon and Pharaoh happy together, hugging and kissing casually in public
>Anubis dying inside each time it happens
>But she'd never go against the wishes of her most valuable friends
>Even if she feels like a third wheel now

>If only she'd asked sooner

>It hurts.

Sleep will make this better. Sleep where I pretend pic related is an anubis, and I'm the wall.

Time to sleep until even memory dies.

>>14194638

Nighty-night, don't let the Cuddle Bugs bite!

So there are many reasons we like monstergirls. For example:

Anubutts. They've got big meaty paws, bushy tails, and fluffy ears. You could knead her ears to make her all squirmy and blushy, or fold them inside-out to confuse her than gently blow on the guard hairs to drive her crazy and make her pounce on you

The question is, then, why would they be attracted to humans?

And no, mamono mana etc are not valid reasons.

>>12880246
No mang, I'ma rassle your waifu.

Have you ever tried cuddling the wall?