/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>33601665
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQe28wNe6SU

Pharaoh has summoned her whole court, what do you do?

>>24829856
You've fallen for the oldest trap in the book: Giving people attention. They will come and demand it and they won't stop until they're satisfied. Good luck, you magnificent bastard.
Here, this sounded like a fun exercise, so feel free to assign this one to somebody.
Congratulations! You've been paired with:
>Ancient Monster Aliens Hoax Crew
These con artists consisting of a Gremlin, Pharaoh and Ratatoskr were the ones behind the sham documentary and subsequent exploitation of the Ancient Monster Alien Society. While the Ratatoskr was previously caught for stalking a Yeti, trying to find proofs for her existence, she met the Pharaoh in prison, who was incaracerated for treason against her own crown. The two became fast friends and after getting out of prison got themselves a morally grey Grem, responsible for providing all the special effects and tech featured in the documentary and sold off to true believers as "pieces of the puzzle". The Pharaoh having been dead for 10.000 years also proved to be a very good way to set her up as a primary source and ask for big sums of money for interviews. The three were eventually caught when a 100ft flying saucer rammed into a monster police car, giving grounds for an investigation.
Now that they're out, they're only on bail and you need to watch that they don't just involve you in their next scheme. Even if that scheme is about how they can tie you to the bed best.

>You came to the right neighborhood motherfucker

>>19542489
>19542415
Is it a friendly town?

>>19407539
>reminder that half the anons in here are violent hatemongers longing for a commit genocide button
Please don't confuse us with /monster/.

A comet. A sign. It is time for the tombs to be opened and for the ancient kingdoms to be made great again.

You came to the right neighborhood.

>>19057488
You know who else would be comfortable?

>>18057505
>Sphinx and Anubis agree they need to see if you are worthy of their queen
>They each decide to give you a 'private examination'
>It's really just them wanting to see if the rumors about your dick game are true
>You split both of them like lumber, filling them to overflowing with your seed
>Still a little weak-kneed, they reconvene to give their apporval
>They teach you a few basic signs to help you communicate with their queen
>After recognizing them, you realize just how much they've been dialing back the Pharaoh's words
>The things she 'says' to you are so raunchy and perverted they could make a succubus blush
>for what feels like days, the two of you fuck like animals in heat
>Not a word is exchanged between you two, though her gaze and tough carried more meaning than any words could
>The only sound echoing through her spacious chambers is the endless crashing of your hips against her bountiful bronze behind
>No hole is left untouched, as you shoot load after load into her
>By the time you finish, her stomach has become bloated with cum, and she's desperately trying to hold your overflowing seed in both her ass and pussy
>By month's end you learn you've single-handedly sired the entire next generation of the royal court

Awaken my mistresses!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM

>>16084515
>a secret boss
You fool, she's obviously the villain! Sitting there on her big throne, surrounded by quirky minions and wearing a fancy hair-dress device and talking about unfeasible building projects!

Is that time again. Post your top 5 and tell us if something changed.

>>14947622
>Monstergirl versions of long-abandoned deities, with some of the powers that implies, now roaming the streets
They'll either be rounded up by the Muslim thought police or cause the most sudden & extreme religious shift ever recorded.

So, before we get another pointless discussion...

It's that time again, post your top 5 and tell us if something changed!

If you want to post images, use a link

>>14465183
Nice to have around as help, but a bit too rotted and simple-minded for me. Besides, their superiors are infinitely more attractive.

>>14359632
Why do you think Anubis is in the desert in the first place?

Because there's no water around

Starting at line 153, a 3k word update to a story you all forgot existed.

http://pastebin.com/ZCJtkHJF

>>13506729

>Decide to Major in Monstergirl Biology.
What are some of the classes?
>Intro to Egyptian Monstergirl Heirarchy 101.

>>13473883

"Did someone say they find Egyptian monstergirls sexy? Because I'm pretty sure I heard someone say Egyptian monstergirls are sexy."

"Let me be your Empress."

>>13286602
WAREWA?

Where are the custom mamono and human civs for Civ V?

>>13219536
Warewarewa disapprove of such boorish requests. Cast him to the Khepri pits!