/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>No sir, just becuase pandas like to play, does not mean that ren xiongmao's are all in to Yugioh
>No Sir, "wolfgang" is a popular german firstname, it does not refer to werewolf clansmen
>No sir, poring redbull on plantgirl soil will not affect the plants the way you desire
>No sir, lilims do not roll a D20 when deciding what monsters they turn women into.
>Yes sir, bumble bee girls exist, but that doesnt mean the honey is thicker
>No sir, cursed armor does not come with a "henshin belt"
>No sir, dragons just becuase dragons are prideful about their legacies does not mean you get to call them "wine virgins"
>No sir creeping coin money is not legal tender, reforge the excess and sell it that way
>No sir, putting cookies on the topshelf and watiching baphomets struggle to get them is not considered torture porn
>Sir, ogre six is not call the "reverse hulk smash"
>Sir, even dark preists have limits to what they do... I dont think I've even herd of... that.
>No sir, there is no "kuro hebi with filthy manwhore fire"
>No Sir, there are MANY kinds of elves, be thankful ours are relativly nicer.
>No Sir, garlic bread is not a "banned vampiric substance"
>... thats not what holy water is, sir
>No sir, sending tiktoks to druella, the demon lord or any roal makai associate will not convince them to "nuke humanity to bible times"

>>43574677
I understand your frustration.

>>40993759
>>40993895
>"No sir, genies come in a variety of colors, you are not restain to blue "like that one movie"
>"No sir doppleganger potions cause a hive mind, and not true replication, you would still be resposible for your clone's crimes.
>No sir, mindflayers are not "Tkey to the matrix"
>No sir, automatons do not run on mordern OS, and are save from windows 11
>No sir, hakutakus cannot "smell your academic mistakes"
>No sir "druella did it and it was fine" is not justifications for a town uprising
>No sir, there is no lizardwoman conspiracy
>No sir, dirty talk with a dark preist in public can not be ignored as a "religous debate"
>Sir, please do not put red bull in the gremlins morning coffee

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>>39849572
He does a great job at making them feel varied instead of going all in on the simple aspect.

>>33539957
Wurm

>>32601666
>>32601217
>jsndb shsn
>ckat p ifs
>noe sn a neu cbs
>bab1uw 6bw wbshw ww

>>31947653
Now if only there was somewhere you could read about that...

>he’s posted his fanfiction right into the thread

“Have you tried knocking him out and waking him back up again?”

>>30365595
>hello this is the Monster Insemination hotline, how can I help you today?
>you say you’ve had sex with your hubby 20 times a day, everyday, for the past two months, and you’re still not pregnant?
>uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, have you.... tried turning him off and on again?

>how is babby formed
>how girl get pragnent

>>19567190
>faroh has a phat lumpi ars that is 100 persent diskusting to look at!

"Thank you for calling the Wurms Inc. customer help line. My name's Sarah, and how can I help you today?"

>>15323851
Anon, an Emergency Wurm has been sent to your house to help you reevaluate your sour disposition of Wurms.

"Thank you for calling MonCo. Just a moment."

>>14898603
>CEO Wurm
>In a surprise twist she's been posing as the receptionist the whole time!

>"Monster Girl Support Hotline, how may I help you today sir?"

>>14421963
Whoa now, I thought you were a business man? Are you really going to walk out on a deal over some professional courtesy? You clearly want this deal to happen as much as I do, but there's one fact you're forgetting: I have nothing to lose. I've been functioning just fine without a waifu for a while now, and even if I'm willing to part with my soul, I have to say that it's done wonders for me. Really, you need me more than I need you, so don't give me any of that time-crunch strong-arming bullcrap. Send us over the contract and you might just hear back from us in a few days. That is, assuming I or my legal counsel haven't decided to walk out on this deal. Now good day, sir!

>>13898811
no

>>13840080
Succubi, Nightmares, Arachne, Yeti's, and Dragons.
Although I'd imagine that most of them would collect stuffed knights and the like.

>All this talk about Dragons
Makes me think about my one story, and my other one which I should do since my last update was over two months ago for that little series.

>>13697667
I do not know as of yet. And he's Loen tier at this point, so he definitely needs one.