/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>40045736
>Such a good boy

>>32159027
>We must seize the means of reproduction

Remember it’s your duty as a servant of the pharaoh to stop any apophises from graping her by making sure they waste all their venom on you first

>>19895593
Stupid grape snek is the worst

The Bronze Age came to an end around 1770 BC and a number of highly developed civilizations collapsed, resulting in the first Dark Age in recorded history.
I wonder who we should blame for this.

You gonna get GRAPED.

>>18955866
Of course. Most all of the pharaohs used to be men in their previous lives, and men are naturally taller, so it only makes sense that pharaohs would be very tall.

Personally, I like my girls to be 30ft and purple.
That way she can coil our bodies together, not leaving an inch of skin exposed.

Pharaohs a shit

>>18124149
>Grapesnake a shit
Your taste a shit.

>>17663513
Grepsneks are absolutely to be trusted. I'd put my life in her hands, and tell her that she can do whatever she pleases to me because I know she would never do me any harm.

>>17214339
>Ufufu~ Flattery will get you everywhere, stud~

>>16869006
>>16869018
Do you prefer the haughty, face-sitting while ohohoing type, or the doting, forget-everything-but-husband type, or the hedonistic, join-me-in-lust-filled-days type?

>>16368224
MGE Lamias have the added plus of Lamiass y'know.

Hey kid, wanna help me remove The Pharaoh?

>>15918091

Snake hugs look so comfy.

It makes me depressed thinking about getting a full body hug from a lamia who then teases me about enjoying it a little too much

Is there a way to marry with both an Apophis and a Pharaoh and convince the Apophis to not corrupt the Pharaoh?

I prefer haughty himederes over generic corrupted sluts.

>>15857020

It has an indoor garden with all sorts of plants growing with aphrodisiac effects. She also has a small fountain in the middle of the room that depicts very lewd acts. One wall opens to a terrace that overlooks the river, with a fire pit being the centerpiece. The walls are covered in beautiful and erotic murals.

At her work desk she has a photograph of me.

>>15811185
He'll eventually love her. That's how arranged marriages work.

He must trust me on this, for who can a man trust, if not his own brother or purple waifu

>Aww, who's an adowable widdle babby in a basket? I'm your mommy now!
It seems that your Sargon of Akkad/Moses story has led you into the loving embrace of an Apophis down the river. Will you be able to grow up to be a warrior and remove Pharaoh?

>>15700821
She isn't! You'll see, she will tell you! She just needs some place where no one can hear you screa- I mean some place where you two can have a peaceful talk, and you'll regret your words!

>>15687332

But why would the Grapist Snake let anyone near her husband? I can get making a Pharaoh a public use slut, but wouldn't she be incredibly protective of what's her's?

>>15574423

Are they fancy decorations for pierced nipples or what? Because I don't see how else they can stay on.

>>15554802
But Apophis usually has a lip piercing, it's there in the profile too.

>You'll never date a gyaru monstergirl classmate who transferred schools
>You'll never see a photo of her from when she was a complete nerd, braids and all
>She'll never make fun of you as she takes your virginity, and you hers
>She'll never put her number in your phone after the fact, so she can tell you when she wants to go on a date with you again

>>15041139
Given circumstances, I'm surprised gyarus aren't a thing among monster girls.
At the very least, I'm surprised grapesnek doesn't have art in that fashion style.