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Sup dude
Nice bath

>>34207415

>The gold is polished, the blades oiled, the magic items and artifacts sorted
>But there is one more treasure to be cleaned and cared for, get in.

Yo.

>>33073180
>>33073180
>Enjoying relaxation time by the fire pit
>no intruders today, none of the wards were set off, not even proximity warnings on the paths that spiral up the mountain leading to the entrance
>Nothing at all, just you, your comfy robes fit for a king that dragon waifu "procured" some time back, the fire, and a nice drink to cap off the evening of relaxation
>You don't often get days off like this, but dragon waifu is out today, attending some sort of dragon council with the neighbors, probably discussing dragon stuff like drawing lines and deciding territory borders or something
>One of the proximity alarms along dragon waifu's usual path home goes off, guess she is done and on the way home
>Maybe she will join you by the fire for some nice relaxation, before the pelvis-shattering follow-up
>Few minutes pass, and you eventually hear the heavy footfalls of dragon waifu, you sit up in expectation for her to join you
>You were not expecting her to slam open the door looking like hell, well, as much hell as a monster could look
>sweat drenched, matted hair, scales not having as much luster as they usually do
>She gives you a smile, tells you about how the council was raided by a coalition of would-be dragonslayer adventurers
>Reassures you that she is fine, and that none of the adventurers could even hope to scratch her, despite numerous scratches here and there, before giving you just enough time to take off your fancy robe so as not to ruin it before dragging you off to the bedroom for the "stress-relief"
>as you are being dragged, one though crosses your mind
>at least the following bath in the lair's hotspring will be nice and maybe you might even convince her to join you by the fire later
Such is the life of the dragon husbando

>>33002751
>Anonymoose
I think I started reading it when I first found it a bit after I learned about MGE, though at some point I kinda stopped reading it and have never gotten back around to it, I think I stopped reading it because it looked like it was going into harem territory and I don't like harems too much
>Sprawling mega-adventures where the protagonist, for whatever reason, is unable to sleep with any of the monsters (at least for most of it) and there are plenty of moments about close calls and narrow escapes from the "tender" embraces of monsters
>Short stories about how various monsters acquire their husbands
>Almost anything with dragons because I like dragons

>>23977230
I'd rather hold hands with a dragons BIG MEATY CLAWS

>>20384945

All dragons are lewd.

>>17486922

Personally I don't like the horn because it looks like it really get in the way.

I'd rather had a girl who I won't have to worry about accidentally impaling me if she decides to nuzzle. Things like dragon horns are fine because they're located on the top of the head and face backwards.

>>17158765
You'd have to turn your back so you don't get too excited then. And while her abs may be hard, her breasts are incredibly soft and perfect for washing a man's back with soapy water all over them.

>>16832642
She would probably be so confused after, laying there in the afterglow with a "what the fuck just happened" expression on her face.

One moment she was a proud and strong monster who terrorized local villages but there she is, dressed in a princess dress, full of semen and being used as a daki.

I wanna convince a dragon that the most seed she has inside her the faster her hoard will grow at a fixed rate!

>>15435011
Suit yourself, anon. More smoking hot lizard goddesses for me.

>>15389867
Dragon milk might be hard to get, but it's even harder to make me stop. I'll even live with one if thats what it takes!

>>15340057
But I'm already paying out to that dragon that runs the south side! She said my house might 'accidentally' burn down if I go to other people.

Besides, I think one of her wyvern cronies is cute...

>>15096698
GIANT

FAT

DRAGON

TITS

>>14901116
I keep trying to do this, but I always end up washing her. And we always seem to come out of the bath dirtier than when we went in.

>>14579078
I don't think a dragon would like being called a mere lizard anon

>>14487339
*sex

I know how to word, damnit.

>>14182541
>Red-hot breath play
>Self-steamed bath sex
>Hot claw massages & handjobs
>Oral with sauna level heat
>Heated pussy outclassing any onahole heater
>Post-sex cuddling their warm body
I'm sure there's some other things I'm not thinking of

>>14157218

Why is there so much NTR stuff featuring dragons?

I just want to be loved by a dragon.

>>14039307
I don't think he hates anubis so much as he hates your retarded cuck meme
as a dragonfucker i do too myself

>>13979099
>Come back from a jolly adventure with Dragon waifu
>She's caked in mud and gore
>Decide to help wash her off
>She heats up the bath water
>Massage shampoo into her long hair
>Wash her back, moving down along her tail
>Give all of her scales a deep, gentle scrubbing
>Wash & trim her talons
>Massage her sore wings as I wash them
>Insists I help wash her front, too
>Repress my erection as I scrub her breasts & toned stomach
>She returns the favor and washes me
>Her beasts scrub my back
>Her claws linger around my crotch a little too long
>Swat her away, tell her to save it for the bedroom
>Spend a good while just soaking in the tub cuddling with each other
>She keeps the water at just the right temperature
It hurts to never have this

>>13972080

All the better to hold you with.