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Yeah but what if space though? We always talk about Space Outlaw Anon, but I got thinking about a Farscape scenario where a single human male is trying to find his way home from the thirsty clutches of endless space

Need me a girl with that stoic, totalitarian swagger.

>>39298402
You can burn the land and boil the sea, but you can't take the sky from me

Log of Captain Anya, /ss/ Richard Parker. Stardate is of beink Year of Tiger.
Little Ensign's uniform was of shrinking in wash, very unfortunate for now is very tight like leotard, many pinchings resulting. Captain ordered him to be leaving off pants so as not to be givink temptation.
Communications received from Fire-lizard, is still of chasink boyfriend and asked if Anya has seen Space Outlaw Anon.
Anya tells Fire-lizard to be of removink self from Glorious Republic space or be receivink missiles in rear-end, which is big target hard to be of missink.
Pot roast in cantina today. Much salivatink in anticipation.

You're off the edge of the star charts, captain anon. Here there be tygers.

Leave Space Outlaw Anon to me.

>>33418753
>inspired by that picture
No, I requested that picture be drawn specifically because of the idea.
Also Anya the Russian space tiger but nobody remembers her anymore.

>>33075487
Not true! Space Outlaw Anon is of beink many heinous hooliganisms committed in Federation Space!

Irresponsible Captain Anon's space adventures when?

>>26578733
Spess tiger performing fellatio on space cadet in zero-G environment

>>24559524
I was going to make one years ago but you know, I never got around to it

>>24391576
Yes and with the zero-G sexing

Just finished reading The Stars My Destination. I need to be raped by a space-faring Jinko.

>>22534524
What would YOU do at the holodeck?

>>21711917
Then I'm even more lost. Carry on with whatever you were doing and I'll think about things some more.

>>21441075
Outlaws have no future in this region of space.

>no work
>no place in university or college
>no prospects
>no wealth
>no dreams
>no redeemable qualities
>hopes for the future: none
>male is my sex
>Terra is my nation
>deep space is my dwelling place
>the stars my destination
Tiger, Tiger!

>>19547353
Oh no, space pirates. How scary.

So what's your ship called, Freelancer? Mine is Curious Cat.

>>19068871
I want to be transferred to the ship of a captain who doesn't do this type of thing.

>>18692747
Nyet, Crewman Anon. It is of being a place of barbarism and outside Federation space.

Ignore the troll, discuss instead life in the Space Fleet. I want my unpredictable and maverick ways to earn me the nickname Irresponsible Captain Anon.

Reposting Anya here because people need to remember her and the ideals she represents.
And the zero-G sex with the little ensign, that too.

One day I will write a grand space opera for you all. This is my dream.