/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>43768682
I can draw monster girls and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>40713953
>portals open
>week goes by and nothing changes is
>one day this cat pops in beside you despairing with other anons who can't seem to find the apparently plentiful monster girls.
>"Pathetic virgin! You'd get loads of girls if you just went outside but you don't. So since I feel so bad for you and I'm a good cat I'll let you be my Tom. Nya nya nya."
Should you just go outside for once now that the portals are open, just kinda far away?
>"Nyeh Nyeh Nyeh Nyeh."
She might not stop making those noises until you fuck her. She might just never stop.

>>39421200
>>39421226
If Gazers were soldiers in the army could you call them the Goop Troops?

>>38704057
Roblox chesy says hello

>>21567776
>Mr. Chogos

>>21561900
>chief goddess
>ever giving birth

>>18192226

>He's not a High Tier Incubus.
>He can't magically control his own libido, sensitivity, Spirit Energy production and release, and shape and form of his manhood.
>He can't link his wife(ves) and his own psyche into a Networked Mind to feel all of what the other feels to better connect to them and understand them.
>He can't instantaneously make any girl orgasm just by looking at them, or teleport his Semen into her womb with a snap of his fingers.
>He can't grow an innumerable of dicks at the same time to please his wife(ves), magically summon their spectral equivalent.
>He can't transform into his True Form and release into the world his Incubus Blessing through his varied prehensile, penile-shaped limbs and extensions to deliver pleasure and fertility to those willing to recieve it.

lmao git gud scrubs

>>18056898
>they would't act like they are tho.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLikP6BDH5w

>>17251773
>EMGfaggot treating his shit as the end-all be-all

>>16803263
>"What's up guys it's prank cat nation here, and have I got a sick video for you guys today, this one has been years in the making."

>"As many of you know, I have a young daughter" *shows picture* "and for years now, I've been neglecting her emotionally and treating like a cold bitch, but this episode, I have footage of me reaching out and finally telling her it was a prank this whole time. Check this sick footage out."

>Prank cat sits her daughter down on her bed, she's wearing her Prank Cat Nation t-shirt (available now), explains that it was all a pranks and that she's loved her the whole time.

>daughter just starts bawling, doesn't know what to do besides. Mom cat is showing signs she knew she fucked up as soon as it happens and starts hugging her and apologizing.

>the healing can finally start.

>Mother lets her daughter join in on the prank channel and it becomes twice as popular.

good end

>>14442754
>>14442760
>>14442764

Yeah that would really show her whos boss

>Get linked thread after not visiting for months
>All these posts
This thread is like a time capsule. It's great.

>>13159859
He's not Bob

>>13077267
This post reminds me that I need to get some Cheshire face decals to apply to my vehicle. That way when I pass people they see dat smug grin.

>>13031829
I'm sure all Cheshires suck, anon.

Some just want you to suck back.

Do any of you guys have fucking Cheshire stickers on your laptop/school binders?
My internet friend was saying that some guy had some stickers on his laptop and folders "of that purple girl with the weird face that you used to have as a steam profile pic" after thinking a bit i showed him a picture of her and he said it was definitely her.
What the fuck are you doing?

>>12839120
I'm surprised someone saved that.

Has it really been almost a year since I wrote that? How time flies.

>>12484549
>I like you guys

>I despise that irreprehensible faggot bob

>>12331230
/d/ would love bob and his futacat

>>12326101
Fun fact: This and 'anime generals' are out.

But the Buyfag, Drawfag, and Daily Japanese Threads were given explicit exceptions.