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>using an obscure exploit in the magic system to 1-shot the dragon

>>39972173
>I AM NOT A DORK

>>37487681
>evil dragon comes home from her failed conquest
>"i'm useless, i'll never even conquer one measly city-state let alone the world waaah"
>have to calm her down with cuddles, claw-adoration, and slow, tender sex
>she's still pouty afterwards but you can make her smile for a second or two by tweaking her nose

>>37456673
Gonna go to that dragon's house, strip down to my birthday suit, and learn some fucking tactics without doing anything even remotely sexual with her.

>>37270075
I want to marry an autistic, sperg, incel dragon.

>>35531565
>final boss comes down and tosses You out
>she finds it disrespectful You're boning in her house while she's waiting
>You now have to wait a week for the raid to reset with no new loot, as she refuses to let You back in

>>34428189
>say this to a dragon
>she gets all uppity with you
>grinds her muff in your face ask if it smells bad
do you really want that anon?

>>32501844
Nonsense, soon the Order will bring Druella her knees for her crimes and then subjugate the Demon Lord herself.

And I will finally be able to go out to grab a pint with the boys whenever I want, not when my wife says she had enough dick for now.

>>32156009
Commander ENTJ-A, Dragon/Manticore
Well this is a forum for autists. Just because self improvement culture shifted average nerd to be actualy (or even highly) functioning, doesn't mean people here will stop being dorks

Also mamono can't make much diffrence between types of sex with their husbands. For them
>what type of sex with Your hubby do You like to have?
Is like asking human girl
>where do You like to go on car trip with Your husband
There may be favourite places, but general destination is completely unimportant, it's the act that matters.
Mamono can't separate sex and love so any type of sex is their favourite as long as the man they love likes it. They may have some slight preferences, but it won't ever be enough to override what makes their men happy. If a Manticore marries a strict dom, she'll be more submissive than a Kiki. If a succubus' husband likes it soft and romantic, she'll be more shy, delicate and flustered in bedroom, than a sheltered virginal bride.
That's why choosing Mamono due to personal liking rather than set type of personality and sexual fetishes is not so stupid.

How do monsters react to a human boy being smug?
>tries to wring him dry
>just gets more smug because that's what he wanted all along

Go ahead, anon. Touch a dragon's reverse scale. What's the worst that could happen?

>>26302151
anon, that's beautiful

>>24929207
It always depends on your Dragon. Some can be difficult to deal with.

>>23608121
I'll try, but that's a pretty hard order anon

>>22862378
Absolutely.

>>22426765
Teenage Dragons go through all kinds of phases.

>>22139214
Fear the teen Dragon's wrath!

I'm gonna bully one of every species of monster girl by the time I graduate high school. Even the powerful ones.

>>20706254
Monsters throwing tantrums is cute!

Oh jeez, someone get her tribute quick!

Hurry Anon, she's throwing a tantrum! Give her something before she destroys the village!

Bossy teenage Dragons

Remember to give a Dragon her tribute, or she'll get cranky.

>>16387251
>>16387256
The gold offerings you fools! Treasure! Trinkets! Precious Gems!

You musn't forsake the tribute! Or her anger will know no limits!