/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45264865
>Anon met his wife when she was robbing a bank
>Meanwhile I met mine while she was knocking over a piggly wiggly for our wedding with a hi-point with demon silver bullets
>Got married at a drive thru chapel by an elvis impersonator danuki
Some monsters have style and grace, others have something else.

>>45142873
You gonna tell a 200+ Lbs Rape Monster she can't wear a dress?

>>44751667
A White Wedding Dress that Covers Almost her Entire Body, How LEWD

>>44188679
It's okay she doesn't have to pretend her clothing is cultural anymore. I won't rest until every monster has clothing to be proud of and not those scraps

>>43164334
>strong as fuck
>will be a great mother due to her protectiveness
>extremely loyal even among monsters
>soft and fluffy fur
>assertive and lots of femdom
>cool as fuck and unique design
They're the best.

>>41659126
>she buys you this t-shirt
https://litter.catbox.moe/f0175r.jpg
>forces you to wear it everytime you go somewhere
>apart from that you have her pheromones mixed in your body wash and shaving cosmetics

>>40969174
Indeed, they deserve only the finest silks and kevlar, for the very active monster.

>>40714924
I like em like I like my coffee.

>>40590947
>Call up Maid Academy
>Vandelay Maid Academy, how may I help you
>Notice from the receptionists speech she is a Danuki
>Explain your maid isn't doing maid stuff up to your standars
>Well sir if you refer to your contract you are to aid in their training, why else do you think it's so cheap
>If it's a problem you can come down the courthouse and we can sign some documents to relieve her from maid dutys, The Officiant will perform the maid relief ceremony and you can be relived of her service as your maid so long as you sign the documents and let the officiant perform the ceremony.
>Yes It is standard procedure to wear a suit in the court.