/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Turns out the mino of the maze is just lost
>Has a terrible sense of direction
>Gets lost even in our home
>Somehow ended up in the attic when I stopped cuddling her
>God forbid I don’t hold her hand in public
>She might end up back in that maze

MILK MACHINE BROKEN
THE MILK GOES UNDRUNKEN
I'VE EVEN FORGOTTEN MY GLAAAAASS
I DONT KNOW THE SEASON
OR WHAT IS THE REASON
I'M SITTING HERE GROPING THESE TIIIIITS
A FERTILE PLACE
A BARN FILLED WITH HAY
ITS ONLY THESE WARM TITS I FEEL
IT'S HER MILK I DRINK
BEFORE IT FALLS IN THE SINK
THE ONLY THING I KNOW FOR REAL
THERE WILL BE MILK
SPILLED
THE MAN IN THE MIRROR GRABS HER BREASTS
THE ONLY DROPS
LEFT
WILL CONSIST OF A MILK MUSTACHE
BECAUSE HER MOUNTAINS DON'T TAKE BACK WHAT THEY GIVE
OH NO THERE WON'T BE MILK
SPILLED
IT'S THE ONLY THING I'LL EVER DRINK

>>22777529

>You're a plain-looking, unenthusiastic underachiever
>No skills, no endearing qualities, the closest thing you have to a "perk" is a decent looking face
>You work a plain dead-end job but don't talk to anyone, and just go to work and go home at the end of the day
>Women don't go near you
>One day, you get an idea while overhearing some co-workers talk about their debauchery
>"Fucking monster sluts... yeah, you know? They whore it up with dude hookers they want to dominate them. Imagine that, being so fucking sad that you..."
>After several days of planning and ruminating and self-doubt you find yourself sitting on a bed in a seedy-looking motel riddled with anxiety
>you check the flash cards you made for the eighth time
>Just as you're about to bail and avoid the situation altogether, the door to the room opens
>a toned, sultry-looking Minotaur enters the room
>she's wearing a low-cut blouse, and slacks, and her face is cherry-red
>she won't look at you
>she mumbles a quick "hello" and you can tell from her voice that she's the monster you talked to on the phone
>you've gone over what you're supposed to say a dozen times in your head but it's still painful
>"G-get on your knees"
>Her eyes widen and she drops to her knees immediately, and for the first time she seems smaller than you
>she looks ashamed and mortified and hangs her head, but her tail is swishing back and forth at 40MPH behind her
>"What am I supposed to do down here, human?"
>You gulp hard, you're just as embarrassed as she is
>"Undo my belt and t-take me into your slutty cow mouth."
>her tail is swishing at breakneck speed now
>she does as she's told, per the script, and takes you into her mouth
>even though she's nervous, she manages to get every centimeter of you into her gullet
>you grab her horns while her face is stuffed over and over and she has the most blissful look you've ever seen
>when you're done, she wipes her mouth with a tissue and pays you
>"U-until next time, Anon..."