/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46595398
That too! What shall we do to attract our respective Pharaoh's attention? She is high and divine, but we be lowly peasants.

>>45402646
Oi.

>>44773972
Ded....

The Pharaoh, Keeper of the Desert Winds, Slayer of Set, Son (Daughter) of Horus, Embodiment of Re, Queen of the Three Rivers, Master of the Chariot, Lady of the Fertile Crescent, High Priest of the Gods, Builder of Monuments and Pyramids, Conqueror of the Great Serpents in General and that one bitch who tried to steal my thunder in Particular, Keeper of the Book of the Desert Apocalypse of Dryjhna and Raraku, Founder of Cities, High Lord of the Sands, asks you out on a date to the movies! What do you watch together?

>>44038198
Congratulations on the fast track to emperorhood, Anon. Twelve pharaos to marry and twelve kingdoms to rule over.
And twelve envious apophis who want to tear it all down

Gonna bug Pharoagh until she lets my people go

>While most ancient Egyptians were monogamous, a male pharaoh would have had other, lesser wives and concubines in addition to the Great Royal Wife. This arrangement would allow the pharaoh to enter into diplomatic marriages with the daughters of allies, as was the custom of ancient kings.
Reminder that if you marry a pharaoh, it's entirely that you will end of with a harem of foreign nobles and princesses as a result of her making alliances.

I'm going to throw off the Pharaoh's groove

Pharaoh, pharaoh let my people go!

I'm going to throw off the pharaoh's groove

>>39049296
Oh mighty Pharaoh, my love, my master, Giver of Life, Keeper of the Sacred Oasis, Embodiment of the Sun, Lady of the Fertile Crescent Womb, Bringer of Light, Mistress of the Land and Seas, Conquerer of the world and Great Britain in General, and Uganda in Particular, Seer of Divine Gnosis, Avatar of Re and Horus, I love thee, and am thy servant. I humbly petition your Majesty to ride me until our noble lineage extends to the heavens themselves.

>You're loyal to the pharaoh, right Anon? You would never consider the snake, right Anon?

>>34413644
Something about those back tattoos really make me want to breed them
What is this magic

>>33965888
Consort, we need to do the Ritual of ISIS, now get inside the Sarcophagus so the Anubi can lock us in for the whole week.

>>33949141
Sure, she can be Queen, and call you Consort at Court Duties, but there´s a reason your hand is squeezing her thigh...

>>33895467
>Stop making me horny
You came into the wrong thread for that, friend

>>33750128
Of course! She can have some of my water and food then follow me back to the oasis. I'm sure my queen would love to give her supplies after that.

>>32259067
>Someone's been a naughty boy....now bend over my knee~~

I want to be collared by the pharaoh!

Reposting since the last thread died - wrote a story about worshipping a Pharaoh's body. Please enjoy.

https://pastebin.com/gkjxW1uP

I saw a writing prompt the other day of someone asking for a story about worshipping a Pharaoh's body, and it inspired me to write this. Enjoy!

https://pastebin.com/gkjxW1uP

>>24604859
Not with her heels?

CLACK

How can w*ght girls even compete?

>>23082828
If such a thing were a crime my wife would be charged with multiple crimes.

Kiryuin Satsuki is her personal favorite.