Monster Girl Thread

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Desert heat edition

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>>39004622
Fat dragon ass!

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I fucking love the heat.

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How do I take lunch money away from a fitnuki?

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Are you ready for an adventure Anon?

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Oni Abs

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>>39004622
Don't use edition in the OP next time, you people already know this

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>>39004678
good doll mage

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>>39004696
Try pickle

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>>39004696
i love all the dynamic positions and expressive postures you can get with extra arms.
six would be better but 4 ain't bad

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Time to go to bed, see you tomorrow guys

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>>39004748
>no monster waiting in your bed
dont wanna sleep

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the correct size of monster is if she sits in your lap facing you and your face is JUST above tit-level

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>>39004767
yes

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>>39004622
Things, dialogue or monologue you'd say before the ultimate final boss fight against the Lilim/Arch Succubus antagonist?

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>>39004772
nothing but respect for my man and his compulsion to categorize oppai

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>>39004772
all those tall ladies are pushing my fucking buttons

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>>39004767
sitting cowgirl/lotus reasons

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>holds you suspended during sex while her handmaidens worship her
>hands you over to them when she is satisfied

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>>39004834
How would she feel when one of her handmaidens end up with child before her?

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Describe the gradual changes a Jinko goes through from her gentlemanly self as mating season draws closer and closer with the man she is interacting with.

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>>39004767
>>39004821
art is kind of meh but illustrates my intention well enough I think
https://imgbox.com/6wbyBNIB

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>>39004887
Coiling and relentless milking

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Ulysses.
The Recognitions.
Gravity's Rainbow.
Infinite Jest.
These are the books you must read to date a birb

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>>39004907
I'm filming a nature documentary series on beastmen and episode one is on Jinkos. I'll share the video if we manage to capture that on film.

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How do you think The Guardians and or Lightbearers in Destiny fare in MGE? Mamono Mana able to trump the Light or Darkness?

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>>39004948
I eagerly wait for it.

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is it really THAT hard to not post off-topic shit? or at least not waste images on it?

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>>39004989

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>>39004946
Or just toss out some bird seed
bird bitches love seed

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>>39005034
But books tho

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>Skyrim re-released yet again...

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>>39005046
THE
SEED

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>>39005052
Still not buying Starfield, Tanuki Howard

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>>39005052
Cerberus should've made serana into a werebat, the superior vampire

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>>39005068
what about elder scrolls 6?

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>>39005081
Ehhh maybe

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>>39005081
>See trailer
>Think it's Elder Scrolls 6
>ESO logo at the end
Every fucking time

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>>39004946
The only book I need is "How to fuck birds a lot and pleasure them"

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>>39005107
Trash taste, if a dragon is 1,700 years old I want her hair to be greying and her body thicker than cold molasses at the very least

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>>39005114
At least the other dragon loli got, un loli-ed in that game
... only to bring in Nah, who is YOUNGER than she looks

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Cat butt

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>>39005381
Interesting, Egypt is known for it's fine cat butts after all.

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Well Anon, it's time for the hourly inspection. You know what to do.

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>>39005619
Yes dear.

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>>39005619
>Hourly penis inspection
But it's still sore from last inspection!

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>>39005652
No pain no gain as they say.

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So if I find a genie and wish for a harem, is she gonna give me a harem or just make 5 copies of herself?

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>>39005766
She gives you a harem seal Selkie.

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>>39005859
I will only accept a Selkie if she is Finnish.

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>>39005927
An endangered species, that

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>>39005946
Woah a Dragon Knight!

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>Can actually wrap around your dick

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>>39006137
Fold her into an airplane and throw her

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Lamia in a cardboard box.

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>>39004650
If the Cheshire stay on my shoulder yes. Still need to know where tho

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>>39006137
so which is better? Shog-clothes, Ittan-momen-clothes, or Living Armor that shapeshifts into (slightly armored) everyday clothes?

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>>39006228
Living armor, nothing can beat the feel to be a walking tank even in everyday clothing

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>>39004622
>edition

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>>39006200
Sounds solid.

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healthy game of bombergremlin

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I love American monsters not only because they are fat and big, I also love them because I am patriotic

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I hate american monsters because they are fat and big, and also because I hate america.

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>>39006241
>playing Metroid with your living armor waifu

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reminder that human's faces make the best cushions

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videogames are a conspiracy created by human women to keep men occupied so they don't take an interest in monstergirls

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>>39006396
Looks like an American monster girl needs to liberate your dick from it's virginity

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>>39006442
Sorry burgerbitches but my body and mind already belong to wonderland.

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Is there any slavic MGE community outside of Russia?
Ukrainians wouldn't happen to have their own, would they?

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>>39006429
Oh yeah, then why are there monster girls in video games?

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>>39006488
>giving away the location
the package is already in the mail

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>>39006488
Hope you can cook, or you'll have to deal with Bri'ish cuisine.
>>39006507
I don't think so. Ukrainians probably (used to) go to the Russian sites, and I don't want to imagine what my country's MGE community would be like.

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>>39006429
They they are doing a shit job, because MGQ is what first made me completely reject the idea of going after human women

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marry and have children with elves

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Ice Queen using Unagi-joro tactics

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I want to gently kiss and hold hands with this monkey.

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>>39006396
>>39006488
Combined!

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>>39006946
Leviathan

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>>39006946
An atte nanakusa loliwock would be far too powerful to exist.

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Impregnate and fertilize your plant momster/auntster with new life.

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I only sexually water plant lolis.

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>>39007088
What about a loli auntster?

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>>39007088

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Ready for your lesson?

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>4 dead after 7.4-magnitude earthquake hits coast off Japan's Fukushima prefecture
Oh no, the fox is getting ready to cause some shit

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>try to summon demon
>fucked up somewhere and get devil instead
>convinced me contract isn't fulfilled until I fuck her
>fuck her and now she won't leave
>wait a minute, devils care about contracts?
You think the sabbath will teach me megamorph or are they just gonna tell me to get out? Also, should summoning a demon again? She said she knows where I screwed up the circle and is willing to help me make a proper one.

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>>39006488
>wonderland
>a british place
>implying its any different

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>>39007248
no, professor mofu, i just stood up for three days straight. I am just gonna sleep

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>>39006946
gotta pinch the flab

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>>39006946
behold! the typical 17 year old!

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>>39007636
>typical 17 year old!

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>>39007636
This 17 year old is incredible isn't she?

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>>39007662
yes, she somehow repeats her senoir year over 7 times now

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>>39007654
Monsters would never lie, I think!

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>>39004622
https://twitter.com/Bell_orgel/status/1504427332819472385

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>>39007781
This is true, scorpions don't bite. They sting!

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Moth is VERY excited for you to unpackage that new lamp

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you have 20 seconds to comply

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>>39008234
with wjhatt?7hfcb

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>>39008234
I only need 2

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>>39008297
Won't be so authoritative when they have their daughteru creation module kicked into overdrive.

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>>39008234
I want a lawyer.

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>>39008234
no, thighs

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>>39008340
Wurm lawyer's on vacation, you'll have to represent yourself

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>>39008297
milkbot

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>>39008340
She's also your lawyer

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>>39007781
Funniest part about Girtablilu is they're directly related to Tiamat.

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>>39008631
the dragon mama of creation?

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>>39008234
gimme milk!MILK1 MIlk! MIlk!! AHAHaHaHA!

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are we going to be ok?

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>>39008653
Yeah she originally created them as soldiers but they stood guard to protect the Akkadian version of Helios to make sure he went out during the day and returned home to the underworld at night safely.

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>>39008669
Nah, we're all gonna be bloodbags real soon.

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>>39008689
>vampire leglocks you then gets mad at you for not pulling out
so many dhampirs

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>>39008669
no, the replacemnet of holst milk with alrauane milk is too horrbile

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Mage anon uses magic to sound like he is just behind some monster being a constant but ethereal companion to some lonely mon and he just does that for years until one day he grows bored and stops for good.

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>>39004696
Funny how all the fanart gives Ranni massive tits and childbearing hips when in the game she's actually fairly petite. Although her clothes cover most of her body so who knows, maybe she does have those proportions underneath all that cloth.

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I feel bad for teachers in MGC. You go to college and get your degree only to teach 7000 year old hags who are acting like schoolgirls to find a husband.

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>>39008921
>American Eagle Harpy and Russian Jinko drunkenly argue about which country is greater

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>>39008912
i like slender and delicate but i also like massive and meaty.
guess the second is a little simpler to sexualize

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>>39008918
Don't forget the wurms who genuinely have not been able to pass.

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>>39008935
French snail is already trying to run away and waving the white panties

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>>39008912
off model is a plague that chases many franchises.
Many a good pokemon lewds has been ruined by adding tits onto things with no tits.

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>I'm already soaking wet so... Please put it in... Hurry...

Tfw no dragon zombie wife...

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>>39008977
SaltyXodium is a mixed bag because Gardevoirs he does go from 'pretty cute' to 'dummy thick fetish bait' all because they're amorphous slime-like girls.

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imagine a kingdom of living dolls and tolls

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>>39008689
I see nothing wrong with this.

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>>39009018
>and toys

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>>39008912
>>39008977

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>>39009018
Oh no, how horrible

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>>39009045
i'd think that they would make entire villages and use makeup to hide their joints, so it would look like a normal village of humans but they would be no men at all, which makes for an excellent trap for men who pass by

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>>39008234
Fuck off 2B, I want Commander !

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>>39008948
I saw a nearly flat slender woman at the gym the other day and it was more attractive than one would think. Were all cumbrains here but I think you're right that it's easier to make pornstar bodies attractive in drawings while in reality you may see things differently.
>>39008977
It's easier for artists to set off the brain's horny receptors by drawing big tits as opposed to making smaller proportioned women. I'm not sure if it's because they draw thick women more or if it's just harder to draw smaller proportioned women. I'm a fan of both so I don't mind either way

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>>39009091
its not harder draw to draw them for me, but I have more fun drawing thiccer and meatier women honestly

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>>39009132
Yeah that would be more accurate. I find it's more fun to draw exaggerated proportions so that could be it.

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>>39007312
Could always try holst milk too.

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>>39006368
I see.

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They were out of Kikkimoras. Maido is still great and even helps me reach my books from the bookshelf.

If only she would stop picking me up from time to time.

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>>39009214
the perfect maid

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>>39009214
she snuggles you like if you were the cutest little thing, doesn't she?

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>>39008977
Most Pokemon shit is just furry porn anyway so no big loss.

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>>39009287
It also has lots of lolis, so two of my favourite things.

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FUcking EWEewewewe, just fuck off to trash, furfaggot

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How's do you feel about stacked fairies?

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>>39009316
Hey anon.
Cu sith.

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>>39009212
That is a Japanese bird.
This is also a Japanese bird but cooking spaghetti.

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>>39009388
Barry does not care for them , Barry believes that fairies are best when petite.

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>>39009388
I do appreciate tits on my onaholes.

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>>39009407
Well, Barry is dumb

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>>39009388
I like it

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>>39009304
Based
Too bad recent pokemon games have literally no lolis. Did S&W or Arceus have at least 1 loli? (Marnie is a hebe and pokeloli already existed in previous games and is not a character anyway)

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>>39009432
Aloe and the Salamander are hands down the best girls in Ishuzoku. It's not fucking fair, bros.

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>>39007654
>>39007636

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>>39004622
>>39007781
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/96985148

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>>39009652
I'm glad face veils have gotten more attention in recent years. They are incredibly erotic

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>>39009494
Not dawn in trad clothes

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>>39009769
Indeed

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>>39009800
How she is a loli? She is clearly a hag. Even wiki says she is 15+
> Cyllene: Hmm. You look to be 15 or so. Quite old enough to work for your keep.

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>>39009432
Is it true that she got railed by the MC?

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>>39009892
Mostly because they modelled her the exact same way as any other character they do because they're hacks.

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>>39009933
I don't think so

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>>39009933
What MC? I think elf dude fucked her but human or angel dudes dicks were too big

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>>39010033
Human dude obviously, the rest are sidekicks

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>Edgy elf sword-wife who only fully opens her eyes when fighting seriously or when embarrassed.

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>>39010159
bully her by holding her hand all the time because you think she cant see

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>>39009800
Let's keep it monster girl related please.

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>>39010230
Sure thing, here's after she got isekaied to mge and found by druella.

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>>39010159
isn't she blind?

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>>39010230
Pregnant bellies being lovingly stroked are just the best.

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>>39009388
with me hands

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>Here is your monster girl anon! Aren't you happy? Isn't this all you ever wanted?

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>>39010316
Amen!

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>>39010441
What kind of girl is this

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>>39010423
Setouchi really came a long way

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>>39010423
This artist is likely one of the main reasons why people keep saying MGQ has meh porn.

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>>39004622

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>>39010423
She's alright

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>>39010449
No idea. Her name's Scathacha and she's from Gran Blue.

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>>39010423
I'll stick with the superior worm.

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When your dexterity stat is high enough your weight doesn't effect your mobility at all, apparently.

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>>39010637
A very mating pressable elf.

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What is the female version of mating press

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>>39010810
Amazon position?

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>>39010810
reverse mating press

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>>39010463
To be fair, Setouchi has become a pretty good artist since part 3 of the original trilogy.

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Can someone recommend any MGE games like that fan-made fallen maiden one? Also, WHERE IS THE FUCKING UPDATE FOR THE GAME KC???

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>>39010917
>WHERE IS THE FUCKING UPDATE FOR THE GAME KC???
Literally never ever, cancelled my sub few days ago. This is fucking ridiculous

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>>39010917
>WHERE IS THE FUCKING UPDATE FOR THE GAME KC???
Sadly never

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>>39010942
>>39010990
Oh come on guys, give him a break. He is probably still mentally recovering after discovering NTR encyclopedia.

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POV: You're the new party healer and the primary DPS is requesting healing

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>>39011017
Don't forget all that fanfiction.

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>>39011030
I never understood the appeal of this domination bullshit. Its so unappealing.
I would probably cry from being gently hugged tho.

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>>39011030
I wish

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Is there any MGE focused discord server btw?

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>>39011030
>She lies back, relaxed while you heal her, like she's used to this kind of treatment.
>Starts talking to you about how, back in her home, men were submissive, obedient and would do ANYTHING for their Dark Elf mistresses.
>A Dark Elf could snap her fingers, and her Human pet wearing revealing outfits would feed her grapes, massage her body or lie in bed waiting to fulfill her every sexual desire.
>But a strong, independent Human such as yourself wouldn't be caught doing such acts, would you?

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>>39011113
>discord
Fuck off

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>>39011113
TFT, Monorus' server, or my personal favorite flavor: Fuck off.

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>>39011128
I reject dark elves and embrace Mino warriors and mofu mages.
Maybe even the odd hellhound [REDACTED].

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>>39011185
Those are nice. Personally I'd be a healer for a Jinko martial artist.

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>>39011185
Minotaur would probably just smack your ass at some point and ask if you're down to fuck tonight.

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>>39011273
>Minotaur would probably just smack your ass
She better notice I got turned on by this.

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I get turned on by the idea of having those generic school girl cliques MGs that try to act super smug but can't resist stealing glances at you. Kind of like in that Haku spanking pasta.

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>>39011273
I'm feeling more of a "mino insist you sleep in her arms so she can keep you safe"
And its not like you can escape when she inevitably starts feeding you in her sleep.

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>>39011255
>Disciplined Jinko martial artist who meditates intensely while being healed as if to ward off impure thoughts

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>>39011030
>weave a healing spell between my DPS ones

Man my job is soooooo hard, I sure wish I had a nice <Tank> to keep me safe.

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>>39011030
I prefer to keep my tank in prime shape and take care of the DPS when they stop being retarded

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sex with buffyip
>long and hot tongue mercilessly and relentlessly violating your mouth
>feeling her abs against your body
>holds you firmly with powerful arms
>soft paws
>holds your head with one of them
>feels like a pillow
>the sheer overwhelming pleasure makes you writhe and struggle
>it only makes her move her hips harder and faster

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>ywn be a healer in an all hag adventuring party

And thus we suffer.

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>>39011567
Who's the tank in that party?

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>>39011030
I tell her that she wouldn't need healing if she got out of the goddamn DOT AOE.

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>>39011583
the fattest hag, all her meat acts as a damage-cushion

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>>39010230
>Posting an actual furry
Fuck off shoggy

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>>39011583
A very overprotective motherly holst
Despite being a turbo virgin, in fact all of them are.

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>>39011030
She's gonna hate me as a healer. If she rushes in or wanders around a corner and get's k/o'd she immediately gets pushed to the back of the line of my priorities. I do not have time for tanks or dpses who like to play lone wolf. And if she complains I walk and find another party. I'm a good healer but I do not take shit.

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>>39011583

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>>39011583
The heavyweight Olog Troll veteran

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>>39009212
I love winged girls so much its unreal

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>>39011533
and don't forget the best part
>the morning after, she cooks you breakfast while blasting King Gizzard on the speakers as she finishes up her morning exercise routine
if only all my mornings could be like this, or at least some where she cooks for me and some where i cook for her.

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>>39011685
You remind me of a very whiny healer we had in a guild of mine.
They got the boot after causing one too many drama episodes. Healers aren’t as hard to replace as they think.

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Harpy hours, winglets get out.

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>>39011778
Big wings!

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>>39011777
>And if she complains I walk and find another party.
I don't whine. I will point out what you're doing wrong, if you don't stop I walk. That simple.

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>>39004622
Sauce?

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>>39011813
Of course, they never think they’re whining, that’s half the problem.
Everyone else sees a guy with an ego problem who’s making what should be a fun time into a prison march.

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>>39011778
bullyable and kissable/10

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>>39004622

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>>39011850
In my experience it's the dps and tanks rushing in, getting killed instantly before I can even get there, or wandered off alone then complaining I wasn't healing. That's the kinda shit I cannot tolerate. I don't stick around and bitch, I leave and find another party. Now, what have I said that was unreasonable?

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I love my centipede wife and our 10 thousand centipede daughters.

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>>39011947
breed the centipede

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>>39010230
>impregnating a gardevoir
...im okay with this

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>>39004622

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>>39011973
I'm questioning whether its more ethical to impregnate a gardevoir or have her fight against other pokemon and have her potentially get hurt really badly.

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>>39011973
Garde wombs were made for human sperm.
>>39012008
How's this even a question?

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>>39011913
I’ve experienced a wide variety of competency and attitudes.
Noobs are common and make mistakes, but I could probably count the number of people who really truly would not learn on one hand. Getting caught alone was almost always them not knowing the layout.
It’s the dudes who ditch on the second wipe that end up on my ignore lists, because they’ll dip any time anything goes wrong.

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I need a big, soft monster girl to relax with.
Its been a long, long day

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>>39012076
Then you're not talking about me. I can tell the difference between when a dungeon is difficult, and when someone is making it needlessly difficult. Now I'm repeating myself, again, but I will point out when someone is doing something wrong, because I do believe people can learn. It's when they show they can't or are unwilling, that's when I walk. That's the kinda shit I don't put up with.

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>>39012062
>pic
F-fuck

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For me, it's Lilligant.
Give me a plant girl with this sort of body and I will breed her until the end of time

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Living Armor but she's the power loader from Aliens

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>>39012093
>accidentally posts this on 4mon
oh poor anon

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>>39012107
I see.
I responded the way I did because of both the aforementioned whiner and that, 90% of the time anyone in a party opened with some spiel like that, what they really meant to say was “I have no patience or tact.”

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i finally did something, it be fat troll ass! It is but a doodle

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>>39012214
Almost perfect, just needs my face underneath!

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>>39012179
I guess at that point it would be a race to see which girl gets me first.

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>>39011030
She doesn't look hurt though

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>>39012214
Almost perfect, just needs my penis inside!

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>>39011273
>>39011283
god I wish I had a big beefy mino who'd do that to me
or maybe put me in a headlock, giving me a noogie while smooshing my face into her massive tits

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>>39012258
>>39012315
now imagine having a southern belle CC troll neighbor that is very unaware how massive her backside is and how it just is begging you to play with it

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>>39012396
You had me at southern belle.

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>>39012396
I don't know what a southern belle is

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>>39004622

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>>39012414
>southern belle
basically very flirty women with class and southern accents

[Anonymous No.]

Boy protected a poor sickly bat

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>>39012452
Turns out it wasn’t a normal talking bat…

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>>39012462
>tfw ywn be between massive tits

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>>39011973
>>39012062
>>39012008
>>39012146
Fuck off to /trash/ or /vp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>39012469
why is life so cruel

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone have nice green texts saved? Wanted to relax reading some wholesome stuff after work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39012613
>pocketmonsters
>monsters
btfo

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>>39012462
That's nice, but I would have preferred a proper Werebat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39012644
Me too, I feel scammed

[Anonymous No.]

one day, a gremlin will invent a machine that can put an anon in a simulation world where he's fucking any monster he's curious about mingling with in real life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39012642
can easily fit in your pocket

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>>39012613
>cumming inside pokewombs

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>>39012683
"Dude did you see that hot Goblin horde in the simula-"

You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. It's 217 BC. You are not online. You are the general Hannibal, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.

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>>39012642
Tell me how you want to fuck a Magikarp then.

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39012711
fuck off and die, no one wants your shit, so eat it faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>39012711
>Rome must burn.
_based_

[Anonymous No.]

stop samefagging

[Anonymous No.]

More Werebats are needed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39012756
Your greentext and pointless spoiler on /jp/ already showed us how much of a pleb you are or maybe you confused this tab with a different board

[Anonymous No.]

>>39012778
This is a true statement
We need more big and soft bats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39012787
dont respond to the local /tg/ crackhead, just tell to shut up and to fuck off
>>39012778
but what can be done?

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>>39012787
Thanks for the (You).

[Anonymous No.]

>>39012787
Just ignore and report

[Anonymous No.]

>>39012778
>>39012805
Fat bat incoming.

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>>39012778
The make more.
Turn Werebats into brood mothers!

[Anonymous No.]

brown cat OL

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>>39012805
Momster/auntster Werebats especially.
>>39012812
>but what can be done?
Find one and do what has to be done to make more Werebats.

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>>39012812
Breed more bats.

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>>39012824
Tfw no neet mg wife...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39012729

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>>39012778
Hag werebats are needed

[Anonymous No.]

I hope you're wearing green today anons. I wouldn't want to be pinched by some of those monsters especially the ones with the big claws.

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>>39012837
So many layers of hiki and fried foods she can no longer fly.

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>>39011968
My centipede wife and I will continue to populate the world with our centipede offspring forevermore.

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>>39012824
The best kind.
A meaty bat to molest.

>>39012830
This is especially true.
Give yourself some siblings.

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>>39012853
honestly, I want to be held at clawpoint by a monster who slowly cuts my clothes off, making sure to use her very sharp claws to tease and play with my body as she does

[Anonymous No.]

>>39012853
Gonna pinch a heckhound for not wearing green.

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>>39012875
Ah, I too fantasize sometimes about Jurassic Park.

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>>39012880
>Are you sure this is how you humans celebrate this St. Patrick's Day?

[Anonymous No.]

Can i get three cheers for consent ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39012729
So you'd fuck a cu sith?

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>>39012901
Getting drunk and having sex is a time honored human tradition.

[Anonymous No.]

You should only go for elves that live the traditional lifestyle in forests, not those feeble and spoiled city-slickers.

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>>39012956
Frankly, I don't want to be outside during any human holiday like that with monsters around. Mardi Gras would be especially dangerous for single men

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>>39012990
I'm still not convinced there'd be any single men a year after the portals open.

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>>39012990
sounds like a heartpounding night to be out and about

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>>39013010
What a fantastic world that would be.

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>>39012690
Fuck off Shoggy

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>>39013029
?

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>>39013010
Half the thread would be too shy to go outside so they'd be single.
The other half would be banned for posting their loli wives too much.

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>>39013010
There would be a lot of lonely human women who in desperation for attention would fall into the embrace of the demon lord.

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>>39013057
>Half the thread would be too shy to go outside so they'd be single.
You're assuming there are no monsters that would enter a single man's house.

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>>39013010
They won't get me! I'll be hidden safely away in the fallout shelter the boomer who owned my home previously made

[Anonymous No.]

Time to dab on this entire thread and make them all cum their pants!

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>>39013089
Are you seriously using "dab" on /jp/ and wanting to be taken seriously?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39013057
>he thinks being a neet will save you
hohohoho

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>>39013109

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>>39013124
nice underwear

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>>39013057
>>39013088
>C'mon anon, open the door! I can smell you in there! When you cracked it earlier to get some fresh air you should have know a whiff of you potent male musk would get out and attract a lonely monster girl like me! You gotta come out sooner or later! I promise I won't bite! Unless... you want me to... I'll make you dinner, how 'bout that? What would you like?

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>>39013124
AAAAAAAAAA

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>>39013124
Damn memecat

[Anonymous No.]

Give me some ideas for pranks to play on my Cheshire momster

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>>39013057
Oh please, thread regulars would be one of the first people targeted by monsters. There is no way MGE monsters would ignore a bunch of lonely men that have longed for monster wives even before the portals. It's not like monsters would problems with entering a single man's house or luring him out if they know that there is an eager future husband on the other side. You gonna get traced and hunted.

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>>39013216
It's a big world. If the portals open in America and you're in Europe they're going to at least need you to sign up to a dating site to know about you.

[Anonymous No.]

Here is my very dumb red dragon daughteru OC

Say something nice about her!

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>>39013214
pull her tail and slap her in the face with a pie when she jerks up

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>>39013241
>>39013241
she cute!

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>>39013214
Replace her vitamins with extreme fertility boosters.

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>>39013214
pretend you were just a doll all along

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>>39013184
Dumb monster thinks I didn't prepare plenty of rations for this exact reason. She'll give up eventually

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>>39013286
and thats a polite monster, you are fucked if a monster like a wurm finds you, no matter what you do, you will love the wurm

[Anonymous No.]

Hey you janny faggot, if you'd open your eyes enough you'd see the nips were covered. Since that wasn't good enough I made this for ya.

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>>39013241
You let her go out in public dressed like that?!?

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>>39013310
This shelter is well reinforced and I think I'm easily able to trick anything able to bust down the door.

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>>39013344

Its fine, she's protected in all the vital areas!

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>>39013344
Your personal angel wife let you go dressed much worse. Hell you are dressed like a cheap manslut right now.

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>>39013375
What's so slutty about old sweatpants and a t-shirt?

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>>39013359
everything to a wurm is like tissue paper and can handle the guilt of making such cute girl cry? All she wants is love

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>>39013313
Looks like meido stopped masturbating and started doing her job. Hopefully she takes out the /trash/ for good next time.

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>>39013398
Jesus Christ what a whore. You need rape correction.

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>>39013398
Exposed arms, hands, neck, etc.

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>>39013049
Did I stutter?

[Anonymous No.]

I edited the page of the Human Encyclopedia and now it’s written that if a human starts begging to stop he is actually a tsundere and wants to be raped harder.
Also those clothes you are wearing at home are meant to court monsters and the lock is so easy to break because it’s just about enough to stop human girls from invading your home but purposefully fragile enough for any monster girl that wants to break in with ease.
Furthermore if a human ejaculates he is basically consenting to marriage.
No need to thank me

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>>39013400
I'm sure she's a nice girl but I have important things to do in the comfort of my shelter like building gunpla and staying up way too late shitposting

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>>39013430
Not sure what shoggoths have to do with gardevoirs...

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>>39013408
>>39013412
What I can't wear what I want in the comfort of my own home now?

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>>39004622

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>>39013461
Fair enough, if I didn't want to get raped by a monster girl I just wouldn't cum

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>>39013473
What if she wants to build gunpla and shitpost with you? What if she thinks you're really funny, and wants to hear more about the stuff you talk about with your online friends? What if, let's pretend for a minute, she won't judge you for your tastes either?

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>>39013473
>staying up too late
well, shit. Here she comes

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>>39013461
It's a good thing I'm head editor for the page and can simply undo cheshire pranks

[Anonymous No.]

I need a monster girl to do dumb shit with in crusader kings.

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>>39013527
>>>abusing his position to VANDALIZE a page
The angel, dark elf police and tanuki hackers have been deployed to your location

[Anonymous No.]

>>39013542
Monster girls want you to go outside and enjoy life and do dumb women shit like nightclubs and eating out.

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>>39013555
Oh please they just want to flaunt having a husband by raping him in front of the hag generation

[Anonymous No.]

>>39013461
>not putting that most men marry their mothers
I thought it was supposed to be funny

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>>39013555
Think that largely depends on the monster girl. Can't see a bunyip wanting to go to a nightclub, even if she's got her big strong anon with her.

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>>39013553
Surely the police would know better than to lie about that cow with wings being an angel. At this rate they're going to lose the court case

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>>39013555
I mean, not really.
Hell, a salamander would ask me to do something dumb like go on an adventure.
Which I would be all for.

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>>39013505
She wears that to sleep every few weeks. It helps her pretend.

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>>39013601
perfect ears to nibble on

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that if you buy a book from Saphirette Spherica there's a not impossible chance for it to come packaged with her complete address and a note asking if you want to go out on a date
note that the date is actually you having your balls drained by her and her elementals for a week straight

[Anonymous No.]

your going to the mage college anon

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>>39013630
But being a mage is lame, I want to be a swordfighter!

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>>39013630
Nah, Imm gonna go learn farm magic in Marune's sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39013629
I don't know who that is but I want to cum on her glasses while she's wearing them

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>>39013610
>end up in her boss room
>its filled with pictures of you
>from when you were just a kid all the way to now
>all your lost items are hers
>Has a bunch of (you) fumos
>She was currently kissing a life sized doll of you when entered
>you both made eye contact
>You drop your weapons
>You slowly back away towards the door
>You try and open the door
>It doesnt work
>you slowly turn around......

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>>39013606
But how would you post on 4chan in the depths of an enchanted forest with no internet.

Get a girl that shares your interests. Get a hikki chesire. Fair warning, years of staying inside means she has a lot pranks to dump that she hasn't got the chance to do on anyone. But she also has got no real world experience so the first thousand 'pranks' will just be really clingy rape.

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>>39013650
>I don't know who that is
Read the setting you retarded faggot.

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>>39004622

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>>39013660
Fuck off nigger

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>>39013659
>But how would you post on 4chan in the depths of an enchanted forest with no internet.
Gremlin satellite internet. How else would more isolated monsters reach out to potential husbands? How would couples post their travel vlogs?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to marry a monster girl.

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>>39013659
I mean, both are great.
Soft NEET cheshire to game with or tomboy salamander adventures, I long for both.

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>>39013666
No you, newfaggot. Don't be a nigger and try actually reading instead of typing an inane post like you did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39013663
the succ army of many tonuges are after me!

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>>39013663
Holy sameface.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't mind me, just posting best girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39013700
The only nigger here is the one crying about someone not knowing every detail about a character mentioned in one paragraph of a book you slacked jawed faggot

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>>39013735
Tentacles suck and their forest should have been completely burned.

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>>39013749
>This much of a retarded faggot he's unable to read the first thing in the fucking world guide
Holy shit PLEASE consider suicide you illiterate failed abortion.

[Anonymous No.]

holy shit, it wen to shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>39013735
Need shy nerd tentacle and help her turn into a true /d/egenerate

[Anonymous No.]

>>39013735
To be fair, they do make great backpack waifus

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>>39013772
>turning the literal tentacle monster into a /d/egen
Damn anon...

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that if you go to the Tentacle Forest you're no better than a cuck and you deserve to have your waifu stolen by a fucking plant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39013735
I want to fuck one of tentacle girl's tentacle pussies while she isn't looking

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>>39013480
No Shoggothes, an infamous fucktard. Who happens to be a furry who posts Gardevoir all the fucking time. Which you are doing. Fuck off.

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>>39013078

Wouldn't monsterized human women keep their standards, making monsterized MGs not much better than humans? I take this becuase MGs canonically not brainwash you, if women have a strong fixation for chads, mamonification can't make you all accepting to men and not brainwash you, both are not possible It would be like trying to make me not like female abs. Either monsterization changes your mind and you accept the guy you just friendzoned or it isn't and you go assault your chad and form a harem with him. That is the main problem I have with monsterization and there doesn't seem to be a way to tell monsterized MGs from natural born MGs.

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>>39013762
>This much of chimp over a paragraph
What's next gonna cry because I don't know how much KC said Druella flicks her bean?

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>>39013854
This is why we only date pure monsters and Alps here.

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>>39013853
I posted twice, chill out. Just ignore the shit you don't like, it isn't hard.

[Anonymous No.]

this whole thread right now is a circus

[Anonymous No.]

>>39013855
You're the one having a spergfest because you got told to actually read the setting, anon. Maybe /tg/ is more your speed? Probably a lot more retards just like you over there.

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>>39013867
Or you can fuck off and post off-topic garbage where it belongs you dumb faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39013854
No it's not like that. There's some sort of brainwash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39013874
>You're the one having a spergfest because you got told to actually read the setting,
Nigger you started this don't act like I'm the issue here

[Anonymous No.]

>>39013867
You have a whole board for pokeshit, go there.

[Anonymous No.]

Give it to me straight anon, would you turn down snek if they lack normal head hair?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39013854
>Wouldn't monsterized human women keep their standards, making monsterized MGs not much better than humans?
Where do you faggots keep coming from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39013883
>pokemon
>pocket monster
>monster
>off topic

[Anonymous No.]

>>39013237
>portals
>s

No contintent or island is safe.
Not even Br*t**n

[Anonymous No.]

>>39013889
>Tries to talk about a series he admits he's incapable of even fucking reading
>Acts like he isn't the problem
Niggers like you are why morons like >>39013854 have been getting more common for years now. Shut the fuck up about something you too retarded to learn how to read or actually pick up a book for once in your life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39004622

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>>39013940
bunyip os cute! CUTE !

[Anonymous No.]

>>39013656
>she starts stuttering and slowly inches towards you

[Anonymous No.]

>>39013940
Fluff snake WILL keep you warm whether you want it or not

[Anonymous No.]

>>39013924
Keep crying about me not reading the paragraph where your waifu is mentioned faggot. At this point it's getting more sad the funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>39012452
>sneak into a vampire's mansion and change all the clocks
>all the windows are boarded up, so she can't tell it's daytime outside
>she transforms into a bat and leaves for what she thinks is the night
>sunlight hits her as soon as she leaves the building
>she falls to the ground, unable to transform back while the sun is on her
>pick up the crippled little vampire bat and take her home, all the while teasing her about how helpless she is and how easily you defeated her
>you'll pay for it later but for now it's worth it

[Anonymous No.]

>>39013963
gb2 /tg/, vermin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39013898
But it's true. Women will still be women or we admit that they get some hard brainwash shit to only want one man to feast upon his spirit essence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39013977
>But it's true.
Does being a complete retard come naturally to you or is it something you have to try at?

[Anonymous No.]

Monsterized human women are still shit
We already discussed this in a recent previous thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>39013976
>Muh /tg/ boogeyman
Surely you can do better than that

[Anonymous No.]

>>39013869
We're all just unwitting participants in miss bogie's funhouse, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39013940
best girl

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[Anonymous No.]

>>39013992
>We already discussed this in a recent previous thread
You mean you and some other faggot circlejerked your cuckold headcanon, that's what you mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39013977
Mamano magic turned man-eating monsters into man-loving ones. I think it can make human women love men too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014015
Probably just better to ignore the guy intentionally ignoring setting material just to force his headcanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39013869
The Meat Clown knows you worry too much. The Meat Clown knows you scream in your sleep, which is why you don't sleep anymore. The Meat Clown knows why you scream. Why you drink so much. The Meat Clown knows why you put a brick through your TV during a rerun of Maury Povich last week and why you ripped the wiring out of your bathroom wall. The Meat Clown knows too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39013947
>>she starts stuttering and slowly inches towards you
>You are already spooked so you back up until you trip
>You close your eyes, preparing for it to all go black
>Is she sniffing you and licking your face?
>try and push her off, can't
>Wake up with no memeory other than the fact that you were just wed to your wife
>>39013995
but this ride is kinda gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>39013903
Oh look, an ontopic image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39013903
Not
Monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014037
I don't see tits on that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014037
>when a low-tier shitposter gets you so mad that you start posting off-topic shit yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014027
>meat clown
please don't call her that, just because she really likes pie doesn't mean you can make her sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>39013999
Correct

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014057
Good that we established it's a shitposter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014061
im going to run off with her and join the BIGTOP to be a BIGSHOT

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014004
You're telling me you'd still be willing to romance the a monsterized human woman who was a massive whore before she got monsterized?
I genuinely don't understand you instantly calling me some cuck when I'm actively trying to avoid such a cuck scenario.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014076
Redditor

[Anonymous No.]

These threads are really something sometimes. Goes from discussing Human Encyclopedia and ends with retards fighting again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39013999
Punyip!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014086
I'm calling you a cuck because you're talking out of your ass about a series you clearly don't know fuckall about because you're addicted to being miserable and want to force your opinions instead of not being a retarded faggot. Stop being a burden to people and just kill yourself please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014096
I'm MAD! Mad about monster girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014096
Pretty scary to think monster girls can have an encyclopedia about you probably even with your location

[Anonymous No.]

Honestly don't know what's got you guys all riled up. Pokemonster girls have been posted before and not gotten this much shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014128
One of us has to be the Matango of that encyclopedia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014128
I mean if it's anything like the monster girl encyclopedia it'll just have a general location like "his bedroom" or "basements"

[Anonymous No.]

>Husband it is HOT in this, what did you call it, "sauna"
>I do not understand how people enjoy sweating in this torturous wooden box

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014139
Oh that's just everyone on [board you hate]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014130
>Off-topic garbage was posted before, why are you mad now?!

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that vamps are the best and don’t have to be stuck in some stuffy dress all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014130
Ones like in that picture, sure, but to Anons posting regular pokemon is crossing the line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014153
Anon, this a monster girl thread...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39004622
Your pharaoh commands you to LIFT

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014128
>>39014139
>>39014140
What would be your profile anon?
>Difficulty(out of 5)
>Prefered MG
>Hobbies
>HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014161
Dhampirs are nicer though therefor better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014130
Because a gardevoir is not a monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014176
Regular pokemon have tits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014177
Pokemon aren't monster girls, /trash/faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014015
I'd honestly just prefer the monster desu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014128
I understand with "you", you mean the archetype or something like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014179
I dunno, I'm not the one writing the entry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014139
literally me

[Anonymous No.]

Great, now some retard is posting monsterboys. Thanks a lot Shoggothes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014179
Pretty sure everyone here would get a difficulty 1/5. If not 0.
Incidentally edgy fanfic writers would be on the male equivalent of mesugakis that lose to pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014202
>posts monsterboy
Now it's clear you're baiting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014199
But it's a monster version of a pokemon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014235
R&I

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014199
>Pokemon aren't monster girls,
cait sith could pass for a pokemon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014241
No, it's not. Kill yourself you anthrofaggot.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014199
>>39014241
Monster girl, apologies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014195
Jynx does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014254
Which is why they're fucking trash and nobody posts them aside from shitposting niggers you dipshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014235
What? Stop attacking everyone around you in a blind autistic rage, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014264
Fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014182
Nah, just a bunch of petulant children that want to defy their loving mothers. They raised them to the best of their ability but they just want to be defiant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014282
Don't pretend, it's only makes it clearer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014258
Ok, so what would make this >>39013313 a monster girl? Changing her skin color?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014296
Counterpoint, due to how mammy bammy works, you can have a Damphir older sister and a vampire younger sister pair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014260
Fucking assholes. Polluting the human bloodlines that belong to elves. Should be sealed in rocks again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014307
Don't reply to me or my posts ever again, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014108
Human women still cheat in MGE anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014179
>0
>anything soft and cuddly, from holst to hellhound
>[REDACTED]
>triple digits

Here is the (you) you were trying to bait out of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014319
Good luck, pal

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014308
Not being an anthro for one you retarded faggot. There's a difference between this and posting posting a near 1:1 pokemon you stupid nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

I’m not into incest but the thought of having a dhampir daughter jealous of my vampire wife and in turn the wife jealous of the daughter is extremely hot. Specially when I consider they’d try their best to rape me harder than the other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014331
Anon blown the fuck out. Monstergirls win once again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014128
I'd be the archtype of the nerdy perv artist that monsters may want
>>39014179
-5/5
jabberwocks, wurms, dark mages, wights, demons, foxes just to name few, no lolis, only fat hags
>drawing, knifee collecting, gas mask collecting, playing indie games
>5

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014322
Why don't you go back to your discord with the rest of your faggot raiding friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014282
>What?
If you not blind try actually looking at the image and you'll see what's being pointed out you subhuman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014353
Maybe I'm a little confused about what an anthro is, could you define it for me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014331
>specifically focuses on the cuck aspects of a fantasy setting where you can have your literal dream girl and a 100% happy ending
>says he’s not a cuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014331
Which is why they change when becoming a monster girl you cuckold. Stop acting obtuse when you go around implying that they don't.

Please consider suicide for making people read your garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39013903
Fuck off bollocks

[Anonymous No.]

Please let there be calm by the morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014381
No, study the differences in the images I post and the garbage you spam and promptly kill yourself after seeing the differences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014381
If you can’t tell the difference between a furry and a monster girl you either need to leave or spend more than a half a day on the internet before making any kind of posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014378
How about don't be a bitch and ignore it. Maybe if you weren't such a homo you'd look at the girl instead of the man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014436
Go back to /trash/, monsterboy faggot. Your shit ain't for here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014436
>just ignore me posting monster boys in the monster girl thread
>obviously you’re the gay one
Leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014427
One can hope.
Personally, I think everyone needs a big, soft holst to force them into bed and stop their shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014427
i'd imagine so

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014429
>spam
Once again, I posted two. Chill out. >>39014432
Well, as far as I can tell Siths are alright to post and they're more furry than gardevoir.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you feel about Tengus, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014456
>>39014459
Autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014277
But I love cait sith.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014479
>Well, as far as I can tell Siths are alright to post
No, they're not. Go back to your discord or wherever you came from and stay there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014479
>as far as I can tell Siths are alright to post
Then you can't tell shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014481
they make me mad when they post my nudes on the web

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014427
two losers once again see something they dont like and cant help themselves but destroy the entire thread over it
the thread would be fine if someone just broke their fingers

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014491
Consider either going somewhere else or getting some rope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014496
>>39014498
Just because you don't like them doesn't mean they're off topic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014479
They’re not at all alright to post, like I said either lurk more or leave.
>>39014491
That’s fine, just don’t post them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014506
>just let people spam monsterboys, furries and fucking pokemon
S U I C I D E

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014506
Or retards could just not intentionally post off topic shitposts, that would work even better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014513
Furries aren't allowed outside of /trash/. Go away.

[Anonymous No.]

just found this, its real cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014436
Way to reveal yourself as a subhuman outsider

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014551
Man four-armed girls have it easy

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014533
you know what else would work

not responding loser

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014566
Or don't be a shitposting nigger or play defense for them

[Anonymous No.]

Wonder if they're newfags or legit targeting the thread again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014582
not newfags at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014557
Get your aspergers checked. They'll medicate you for the good of humanity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014582
I'm going with discordfags

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014596
What's the matter, you're still mad the /tg/ thread vanished because you faggots couldn't keep shitposters in check?

[Anonymous No.]

Remember when we used to have moderation?

[Anonymous No.]

holy shit shut the fuck up already. every single thread this shit happens because of 3 mentally ill faggots that forgot their meds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014566
>Don't like it? Don't respond.
>Of course it's accepted, nobody is complaining.
I&R only works with diligent moderators.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014566
>>39014596
Genuinely go get your dad’s gun and blow your brains out for the betterment of everybody, your family aill thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014637
Thankfully they'll just delete everyone involved within a few hours, including the autismos. But until then we have to deal with the never ending meltdown.

[Anonymous No.]

So I guess there's no point in discussing MGE's setting then if this is gonna keep happening. Any other monster girls we can post?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Can you people stop shitting up the thread and just alp already?
That goes for all of you.

Now post monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

What are good MGE fan stories anons can recommend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014700
>When she sees you don't have milk in the fridge
I want to see that wholesome holst turn lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014723
What stories? 99% of them are gone now after pastebin got fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014700
Damn that’s a good cow.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014736
Well, there are some in the MEGA file.

[Anonymous No.]

Started practicing archery.
All I can think about is how I’d want to be bullied by some archer OHOHOHO monster girls over my poor skill and then they’d offer to teach me

You guys fucked me up. I blame you for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014633
I think its the same two fags every time. Very consistent posting styles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014771
what are exotic kiki's like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014720
Some Mobama Mana in Arknights would fix so much shit it's unreal. Including but not limited to mad cat raping you silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014678
I wish, but I'm not counting on it. The reason posts with NSFW pictures are deleted quickly is because meido doesn't have to look at any other post in the thread. I'd post one right now to prove it, but I don't feel like risking a vacation.
Anyway, I'm gonna drop the topic now, carry on without shitposts getting to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014771
>Very consistent posting styles.
what over anons have you noticed anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39013989

You haven't refuted what was said. Single monster girls almost never reject single men that want to date them bar very specific situations like being fated to someone else or she already has a man she is getting close with or has decided wants to marry. Human women are the opposite. How do you turn the latter into the former without some brainwashing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014230
>Pretty sure everyone here would get a difficulty 1/5. If not 0.
Wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014784
erotic

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014815
Shut the fuck up or kill yourself retard. The conversation is over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014742
>auntster cat stays at your house
>spends all day walking around in pic related
>poor thing must not have money for clothes
>buy her alot of cute dresses cause women like clothes right?
>she thanks you for the gift but with unsmiling eyes
aunts are weird

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014818
Optimal Kiki body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014816
Being a tsundere playing hard to get doesn’t increase your difficulty, anon. It just attracts the more sadistic monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014843
If I'm not into lolis and a loli wants to get me, difficulty is 5/5. If it is a meaty hag, difficulty is -5/5.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014837
tell me about it, i keep finding her in my bed
whenever I ask, its because I am warm
Shes a jabberwock
Also licks me a lot for some reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014840
Please, you could just say Kiki and she'd already be optimal
Soft maids and muscle maids are equal in worth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014858
If you don't want them they won't go for you, dummy. They'll probably either chase you to a hag or have you tag along until they find one with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014883
I have respect for soft maids, but I would rather have a muscle maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014883
>Soft maids and muscle maids are equal in worth.
I choose war

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014763
>500 year permavirgin wood elf nitpicks your archery form down to the centimeter
>"Ugh. You humans wouldn't know a bow from a barn if you didn't have the guidance of us elves to depend upon."
>she pouts herself to sleep when her cute pupil flings himself at a werewolf

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014901
But Anon, that maid you posted has no muscle.
She's all goo

If anything she IS a soft maid.

>>39014904
Why must you do this Kiki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014723
Reposting a list from a few threads ago:

>Stories by Magusanon
Ushi Short
Field of Mwees
Snow and Stripes + Belaymek Takes Monhattan
Ochimusha's Oath
Cold Hearts

>Stories by Medusafag
Witch's Guide to Wonderland
The Striped Samurai
Sweet Yokai of Mine
Mamano INC
FUCKMAN saga

>Stories by Spidernon
Pomp and Perspicacity (still ongoing)
Five Nights at Yeti's
Husband of the Swarm
The Valentine’s Day Bat
Sir Please Calm Down

"Feather Duster" by cerokero
"Werewolf" by Penywise
"Dark Mage" by Penywise
"Outer Demon" by Eightspan
"Stick Together" by Eightspan
"My Wight Wife is Embarrassed by her Model Building Hobby!" by Crumblekun
"Snowdrop" by Clancrush
"Viridian Ninja" by Perentie
"The Little Mofucore that Could" by Losenis
"Chimera Thing" by Amoeba_Anon
"Hellhound Thing" by Amoeba_Anon
"Burning Edge" by Ironbeast
"One Night at The Jade Dragon" by BreakawayRepublic
"The Pastafarian Wurm" by Alpanon

[Anonymous No.]

>>39004622

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014875
probably a wock thing, just lick her back

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014697
Monster Girl Island

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014924
She can make her goo denser and harder, close enough to muscle for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014960
You need to go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014965
You fool!
Shogslime is in a quantum state! You never know its density until you check!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014951
i did that once, i dont remember what happened after expect the fact i woke up covered in weird fluid and naked

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014989
In that case I have to check Shog's thick biceps!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014992
think you might have ODed on wock there friend, give her another lick just to be sure

[Anonymous No.]

How would an Encyclopedia on human men even work? With the monster one the Scholar has his art fairy protecting him and Saphirette makes sense since she can probably ask one of her friends or neighbors about how they work in between shilling the fuck out of Polove. But how do monsters even get information on human types unless they're just asking their husbands or having Kunoichi spy on guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014763
What kind of bow are you using anon? I've been thinking about picking it up to with a classic longbow so I can be ready to claim a sally

[Anonymous No.]

>>39013940
Judgmental bunyip is judging you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015025
nah, i am going to make out with one of her thicced lipped mouth tentacles

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015033
ratas and eros agents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015002
Its only proper for a master to inspect his maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015062
>ratas
But what about guys that don't live near forests...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014921
Worth it
>>39015037
A compound bow with those wheels on it. It had some extra parts that didn't seem to serve any purpose so I removed them.
Started missing all my arrows ever since hitting a bit to the left of my targets so I started thinking they might have been counter-weights to aim properly...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014582
There's a greater than zero chance monster boy fag is either from /tg/ or TFT and the furfaggot is Bollocks since he's openly admitted to being okay with Cu Sith

[Anonymous No.]

>>39013629
For what it's worth, I appreciate the effort in giving Saphirette some attention. Really she should be more popular than she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015091
i can't into megane

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015091
She's a good girl, a little pushy about how great monsters and demon realms are but honestly it makes sense since they basically saved an entire country.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015074
>Habitat: Forests, human settlements
You can find squirrels in parks, there are definitely Ratas used to city life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015104
extremely cute tree rats

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015104
>"Eh? Whadda yoo lookin' at?"
>"You ain't nevah seen a squirril before or somethin'?"
>"Ey Tanya? That guy hasslin' yah?"
>"I got it handled Louise! 'es just a moron or somethin'"

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015104
>Ratas even sometimes seen in order villages with nobody really minding due to how nice they are
>Little do they know she's giving entire presentations with visual aid about all the people she's meeting and what monsters they would be good with or good becoming
Monsters are scary!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014763
>>39014921
Might MGE get High Elves? Because usual elf depictions in Japanese media and fiction are so fucking lame and underwhelming. If not, are just absolutely mediocre Wood Elves who just boringly shoot bows and arrows and have no magical abilities and powers whatsoever. Meanwhile the usual (human) anime boys and girls get all the cool and awesome powers, abilities and gimmicks. While lame mediocre (wood) elves just boringly shoot bows and arrows in the corner.

[Anonymous No.]

Been busy for a while, so I missed out on initial reactions to the reveal that the hellhound neck fluff is a excitement-linked man-subduer. Looking at her art and how different the front of her neck fur looks makes me think this is pretty old info for Japanese fans, or at least KC planned it way ahead of the tweet where he mentioned it. I quite like the info, but wish I'd been able to see how the big hellhound fans reacted.

Now we need fan art of her hugging a struggling man's face to her fluff, mounting him and making him take another deep whiff any time he tries to resist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015133
they're messengers from the gods and therefore essentially angels.
you wouldn't fuck with divine intent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015171
Go away /tg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015171
Have you heard of the high elves?

[Anonymous No.]

just fucking stop you fucking /tg/ faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014921
>>39015186
God elves are so hot and I don't know why. They are just humans with knife ears.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys help, I can’t decide if I want a fit genki tomboy wife, a soft motherly wife, a creepy neet wife, or a personal slut gyaru wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015210
I have an answer.
Get a harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015127
cute rude rata, would ask out on date

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015104
>>39015127
FYI, the one on the left is Cask, a extremist ratatoskr that assisted in mobilizing against Lescatie. That's why the "normal" ratatoskr is so embarrassed, she is a very lewd and smart squirrel who has had three kids already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015206
Because you know they're intrinsically better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015210
I need a demon to hold me and tell me everything is going to be alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015210
go with the one that would make you feel the most comfy
>>39015223
you just posted a 2hu that is a bridge princess who is extremely jealous

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015223
get it together guy, those are a draph and a hashihime, which are both superior iterations to elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015243
>>39015250
Long ears means elf. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015220
You should, her family runs a real nice italian place down the street.

>>39015222
thats a good squirrel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015171
Greater innate magical power than humans is already one of the defining aspects of MGE elves anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015271
so this be a elf?

[Anonymous No.]

gonna reject all extremist monsters and demand wholesome romance only

[Anonymous No.]

I need a kuudere, practical ruler vamp that uses me as a daiki after a long day of kingdom management.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015286
I want to sign that elf's contract!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015286
Horny elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015272
>her family runs a real nice italian place down the street
>she takes you there for the date
>you soon realize that she is the "nice one" in the family as her mother and sisters heckle you
>but god damn that was some good spaghetti

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015289
casually getting to know monsters over time!
dating for at least a year!
forming a relationship at a steady comfortable pace!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015308
that's a loli...

[Anonymous No.]

>"Hmph! Typical Dark Lord... Big promises, but all talk. Make a new world of peace and love between man and monster-women? WHAT A LOAD OF BULLSHIT! All you care about is gathering more and more power and influence. -That, and having absolute control over the world and everything in life!!! You've got no principles, just like all the demons and previous monsters lords before, just like all the rest! If the whole world has gone to shit. And is as unstable, rotten, hostile and unforgiving and cruel as you claim it to be. You're just another maggot crawling in the pile!!! Now, with the Chief God's blessing and the divines by my side. I shall slay you Demon Lord Lilith and put an end to your monstrous tyranny!"
>t.order heroine

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015312
>Geez, dating my daughter and yah haven't knocked her up yet? What sorta bum are yah?
>Honestly, guys like you? They couldn't romance their way outta a paper bag!
>Now here, some extra spaghetti on the house and fresh garlic bread yah mook!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015222
Very cute, it’s almost a shame she’s in a relationship already but I suppose that’s what makes the setting so captivating. A loving relationship without any major worries so I suppose it’s quite a good thing instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015305
you dropped out of ms hakus class of monster culture, didn't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015222

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015091
>Dark Matters are elemental
>Presumably they follow the same rules about not needing a physical body and being able to regenerate it, so physical attacks are no go
>Dark Matter absorbs spells and feeds on the mana, so offensive spells don't work
>Saphirette was already an extremely powerful elementalist with four covenanted elementals, now they've monsterized and are even stronger
>She's also a super-smart nerd
Is Saphirette the most secretly OP character in MGE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015222
cute terrorist, sad she's taken

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015352
instead of 1 purple squirrel you can get 3 purple squirrels so it's not all bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015355
Tell these monsters I know a really shitty place full of incel men who are both afraid and hateful of women

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015317
>魔物と不可侵関係（魔物側は侵攻・魔物化をしない。人間側は住民が魔物と結婚したい場合、移り住みたい場合の移住を禁止しない）を結んでいる大きい教団国家都市もあるらしいゾ！

>I've heard that there are some large Order nation cities that have non-aggression agreements with monsters (the monsters don't invade and don't turn people into monsters, and the humans don't prohibit people from marrying monsters or moving to other cities if they want to).

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015389
very wholesome

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015389
I like to imagine this is the peace vision of the future that is usually discussed here

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015344
>rude rata tells you not to worry about her family
>but you want to be accepted
>you really like rude rata and that garlic bread is something you would die for
>next date you go back to the restaurant
>you look mama rata straight in the eyes and show her the positive pregnancy test
>she nods approvingly and gives you an extra large serving of lasagna
>meanwhile rude rata is looking awfully embarrassed as her sisters laugh at her

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015389
Why would the dudes ever stay there though?

[Anonymous No.]

Cocogoat milk, jiangshi lolies favorite!

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that if you were genuinely terrified during a monster "attack" even the scariest, most sadistic looking monster will pull you into a nice big hug and make sure you're okay. Rape can wait for later, human must be safe.

I love monster girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015412
I mean it's their home, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015359
Potentially OP, though not Lilith levels. Unfortunately with no husband to feed on both herself and her elementals are not reaching their true potential.

>Since the same thing keeps happening over and over, my elementals and I still don't have a husband yet even as of the present. As a monster, it's a matter of life or death. My elementals are also at the limit of what they can bear, and I myself am in a condition of wetting pillows and tentacles day after day. And so, if I may be so bold, I'm going to use this book to recruit a husband. Though it is brazen, first of all, a man who could pour love and essence into me and my four elementals equally would be ideal.

Poor girl must have ruined so many pillows by now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015412
affordable housing

[Anonymous No.]

>>39004622

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015419
Breasts too small, gotta get them bigger for optimal cocomilk production.

>>39015408
>Ey sis! Finally got his 'sausage eh?' A little bit of the gabagool?
>Eh-shaddup! Least I got one! Are you still slackin' off at the club or something? Playing around at those Cabaret boys?
>Oy! I'll have you know that Dustin is a gentleman and is getting a ring as soon as I get this next 'job' done!

Such adorable little creatures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015439
>this is the real fantasy

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014843
>It just attracts the more sadistic monster girls.

Or Hellhounds. Chest fluff wins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015412
KC does note in another tweet that people living in such places, men and women alike, would be able to easily see how wonderful the lives of monsters and incubi are, and would likely eventually willingly convert or at least be very tempted to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015423
But I want a fearboner….

[Anonymous No.]

>>39013629
MG incel lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015445
>you came to MGC to find love
>I came here so I could find a house

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015087
Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015419
Honestly when their breasts get that big I prefer their waist and hips be a bit thicker. It's not a "realism" thing so much as a desire for some aesthetic balance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015459
find a strange abandoned manor and get chased by a shog in full eldritch form for a few hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015439
>affordable housing

How can it get more affordable than you literally get to just move with your waifu even if you are an iseki with 0 goods on your pockets?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015447
>Hellhound with a cleavage-cutout shirt that has an arrow to the cutout that says "Your Face Here"

[Anonymous No.]

Ponder for a moment, Burmese Python Lamia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015459
Are you a naughty boy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015412

Because humans don't know how monster girls really are. Well, at least that used to be in the canon I know, I don't know if KC retconned that too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015467
You can do that by making her pregnant

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015459
Well that's fine, monsters will give that to you. I was meaning mean that DON'T want to be terrified

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014551
https://twitter.com/NotSorapoi/status/1504444372804579329?s=20&t=lVCtq2pI4au_Bf9vadQ6BA
i will now play with dolls

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015491
>>39015447

Can someone explain me the current Hellhound's chest fluff thing? Did KC said something? Threadcannon? Or just the thread recognizing that is an awesome place to put your head in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015459
There are quite a few girls happy to oblige that, within limits of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015491
no! anything but the fluff!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015462
shut

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015505
I don’t follow rules

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015505
Nah, I'm hoping Neutral good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015488
I'd like a place just to myself, even if its just for a little while

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015317
>>39015389
>>39015407
>>39015456
"Alright, the truth then. You're right about one thing. The Demon Lord our mother, my sisters, and fellow succubi and I do need spirit energy, and cum. You want to know why? We have a dream! That one day every person in this world will have their own lover. A world of actual peace, dammit. A planet of affection, not hate! Ruled by passion, not bloodshed! Where society changes for the sake of regular individuals that love each other, not the other way around! Where hope and dreams are back where they belong: in the hearts of the non-divine and the regular people! Where every woman is free to love - to fuck - for her man! Fuck all these limp-dick priests and chickenshit knights and paladins. Fuck this omnipresent plastering of chastity and xenophobic bullshit! Fuck human supremacy! Fuck the Order! FUCK YOU CHIEF GOD! FUCK ALL OF IT!!! This world is broken. Worn down to nothing. There's no saving it - we need to jack out every drop of it. Liquidize culture. MELT IT DOWN! And from the puddle, a new era will be born. Evolved, but unfettered! Ambition will be purged and the lovers will thrive - free to live as they see fit, they'll make Everything great again! In this new world, people will fuck and breed for whom they love! Not for family connections, NOT FOR POLITICS, not for the sole purpose of procreation! Not for whom they are arranged with. Every monster will be free to fuck her own man! ...So, what do you think?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015525
>潔癖と言われたら気にしなさすぎ！と言うしかないですねｗ

>ヘルハウンドの胸のふわふわはオスの身体を火照らせつつ脱力させる芳しい匂いがします
まさに安心感や身を委ねたいという気持ちを感じさせる匂いで、匂いの強さは彼女の興奮や運動量に比例するので襲われた男性が逃げ回ったりすると…？

Summary translation:

>KC stated in a tweet Hellhound's fluffy chest has a special scent that gets a man's body horny and also weakens it. The scent makes the man feel safe and to want to surrender himself.

The strength of the scent is proportional to her excitement and exercise. He ends the tweet implying this means there are interesting effects for men that are attacked and run away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015525
Apparently KC said it has some specific effect on men.
It's not really wow revolutionary to me but it's certainly a nice extra.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015531
God look at how much BIGGER she is than him

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015562
>implying this means there are interesting effects for men that are attacked and run away.

Like what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015569
seems like a natural result for most folks with their face stuffed into heavy cleavage after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015570
Ikr, I’d like my wife to be between 8 to 9 ft tall

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015560
how the hell did you get promoted?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015577
Perhaps a real (i.e. non-machine) translation has more of an indication, but I'd presume that the effect would simply be much stronger if the man first forces the hellhound to chase him down and she doesn't catch him until her excitement and heart rate reach their peak.

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>>39015592

The thing is Hellhound's fluff make you feel not only horny but also safe, which seems to be a very specific Hellhound thing. But I wouldn't be surprised if other warrior MGs with chest fluff that doesn't expect strong men, like Jinkos, also have that effect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015507
KC specified the human male population is so high in MGE as if the species is compensating from the fuckton of males that died in the previous generation.
Succubized monster girls are likely just as recent if the previous generation of humanity had the majority of their men dying to this point. The current men were likely taugh from their mothers or surviving fathers how when they were younger they had to fight to live and a lot of their friends dying fighting actual monsters. It would be just as surprising to them when their son brings back a super sexy manticore waifu instead of a flying scorpion.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to be a Mercenary freaking the fuck out in a foxhole during a monster assault thinking I'm going to die only for a squad of Dark Knights/Warriors and their Strategist trainee to comfort me before the sex starts. Is that so bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015607
And weakens you, your struggles will lessen in force every time you take a whiff. But since you feel so safe, your fear will melt away and you won't want to struggle anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015607
>>39015622
Hellhounds once again being the big softies of MGE. Canine girls really are man's best friend!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015622
yeah, it sounds like boobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015629
>Hellhound: I have a special scent in my chest fluff that human boys can't resist, it makes them stop resisting and allows me t-
>Holst: oh! That happens when I pull hubby into my boobs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015614
Your lore is a bit off. It wasn't the previous generation but the previous era. It's been about a thousand years since Lilith came to power, but humans still have the skewed sex ratio they developed over thousands of years enduring being killed off by monsters. Course there are exceptionally long-lived human sorcerers/elementalists who may have lived in the previous era (not sure if that's been retconned), but the average peasant in a Order city these days who doesn't travel may go their whole life without ever seeing a monster in person and thus only know what the Order tells them.

Tweet in question:

>図鑑世界まめちしき：図鑑世界で生まれる人間の男女比は男性の方が多いらしいぞ！魔物娘じゃない昔の魔物との戦いや人間同士での戦で命を落とすのは、やっぱり女性より男性の方が多かったためか、自然とそうなっていったらしいです。生物のちからってすごい！

>A tidbit of knowledge about the encyclopedia world: As for the sex ratio of humans born in the encyclopedia world, it seems there are more men! Of course, when fighting wars with the monsters of old who were not monster girls, or fighting against fellow humans, more men lost their lives than women, and perhaps for that reason, it seems the birth rate has naturally adjusted in that manner. The power of living things is incredible!

>図鑑世界まめちしき：そして、魔物が魔物娘になったり、海難事故を起こしていたポセイドンがストライキしたりして男性の死亡数が減った今でも出生比率はそのままなので、人間の間ではすごい男余りなのだ。そしてあぶれた男をゲットできるので魔物娘は大喜びなのだ。やったぜ！

>A tidbit of knowledge about the encyclopedia world: And even now that the number of men dying has decreased since monsters became monster girls and Poseidon, who used to cause shipwrecks, went on strike, the birth ratio is still the same, so there's an incredible surplus of men among humans. And the monster girls are overjoyed that they're able to get those left out men. Whoopee!

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>>39015654
poseidon doesn't get enough credit for her hard work

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015654
>>A tidbit of knowledge about the encyclopedia world: And even now that the number of men dying has decreased since monsters became monster girls and Poseidon, who used to cause shipwrecks, went on strike, the birth ratio is still the same, so there's an incredible surplus of men among humans. And the monster girls are overjoyed that they're able to get those left out men. Whoopee!
>monster girls literally guided humanity into evolving to becoming rape-bait for them

[Anonymous No.]

So, hellhound chest fluff does its thing.
Does this mean other monsters who have chest fluff also have special effects?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015667
between this and the onii chan chariot I'm vindicated to know drinking goat cunny probably does give you magic powers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015654
>Poseidon, who used to cause shipwrecks, went on strike
The image of Poseidon just swimming in a circle with a picket sign saying "Human men should have monster wives" is kinda funny.

>>39015662
I wonder if throwing a message in a bottle would be an effective method of sending her a letter. I fucking hate the water and would be beyond terrified of getting shipwrecked but I'd wanna send her a little thank you letter.

[Anonymous No.]

I will defeat vampires by taking a whole load of hallucinogens before entering her castle

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015667
>Does this mean other monsters who have chest fluff also have special effects?
Probably, maybe Hellhounds just have their specific brand of it?

[Anonymous No.]

Swimming on Poseidon waters give aquatic monster girls the right to pull down your trunks
Skinny dipping give aquatic monster girls the right to rape you

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015680
The best way to defeat a Vampire is to steal her wall chicken, put a Dhampir daughter in her, and get her into rope/whip play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015667
Well monster girls in general smell nice, so there would be that at least if you breathed in their fluff.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck fishes

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015667
>>39015689
If Hellhound fluff relaxes men, Raiju fluff probably gets you VERY worked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015680
Anon, don't try to cheat and beat a vampire NEET wizard like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015691
Well it's a good thing I haven't swam in over eight years. I'd probably start ugly crying if aquatic monsters dragged me down with how scared of deep water I am and that's just embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015678
>would be beyond terrified of getting shipwrecked

If you're on a boat with monster girls your ship is pretty safe.

[Anonymous No.]

Great now I want to slowly lose a fight because some dumb fire dog keeps using attacks that let her brush that fluff in my face. How's a man supposed to fight back when he's either losing instantly or slowly losing his mind from a fluff withdrawal each she pulls away after an attack?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015709
Nah man, fear of the ocean and deep water in general. I'd be having a panic attack but at least there's a good chance they'd help me out and get somewhere safe asap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015713
Just don’t get caught or touched lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015713
Be dead inside? Although I'd imagine monsters would just find a guy like that to be a challenge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015709
yeah. order ships sanction rubbing aquatic mana on their ships or bringing a water wife along for the ride to prevent shipwrecks.
bending the rules is fine to keep poseidon happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>hellhound calls you hers
>get scared and run
>she chases your ass down
>get caught and shoved into fluff
>instant loss

Literally unbeatable, when is this getting patched?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015705
>Trapped in a raiju hug
>Electrical current paralyzes you
>Facefull of raiju fluff makes you painfully erect
How can Anon ever hope to fight such fiends?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015419
I like this big Sabbath Bapho

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015702

[Anonymous No.]

So wait, if Poseidon has been doing her thing for as long as she has, why isn't the whole ocean her territory? I mean I know she won't have the abyss under her control but come on at least land has Order territory to deal with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39013999
Nunyip

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>>39015743
You were probably going to lose regardless of the fluff, it's mainly to make things more pleasant for you after you are caught.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015747
>How can Anon ever hope to fight such fiends?
Tear up because everything you learned was worthless. It'll instantly interrupt her attacks and switch her to easy mode. You'll still lose but at least it doesn't hurt as much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015720
I'm way too slow for that. Would a mask of some sort work?
>>39015725
I'm sure there's a bogey somewhere that teaches mastery of the anti-depression combat arts

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015743
It's like the devs don't care at all about pvp balance. I can't even make it out of safe zones without getting instantly defeated anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015759
It's noted that thanks to Poseidon monsters do hold unequaled dominions over the oceans. That said, KC has noted that lesser water deities still loyal to the chief god control some parts of the ocean (much smaller than what Poseidon controls), and that the Order does most of their sailing in these areas. One doesn't have to worry about Poseidon hooking you up with monster girls in these areas, but on the other hand in these places you can die from drowning.

World Guide Gaiden 3 also indicates that it took quite some time for Poseidon's mana and its helpful effects to spread to all the areas of the sea under her control, that she used monsters who served her to help spread it over time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015743
Agi is too op, like literally untouchable when coupled with an infinite stamina build

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015743
Can't wait for this chase to be added to the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015759
under the sea, under the sea
the city so pretty you should stay with me would you kindly?

[Anonymous No.]

Just run a full profession build, you can hire mercs and get left alone as you do trades.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015815
>Danukibait, the build

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015812
>That spoiler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_j56IiLqZ9U

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015827
Look, thats why you have to diversify and do a multi-profession, completionist autism style of play so they can't corner you out of the market completely.
You also have to make sure you always keep some cash safe/out of their banks in the event that they try to pull some shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015827
God, imagine having to put up with that as a wife.
>safe investmenets
>financial advice all the time
>business meetings where you get to be eye candy
>all those bulldozers taking up space around your house

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015783
>>mastery of the anti-depression combat arts
>be depressed sellsword making his living dealing with monster problems nobody else wants to
>still use demon silver weapons because even though you take jobs chasing goblins out of caves close to a farm doesn't mean you're gonna kill them what the fuck
>highly valued due to your inability to really feel much which makes most monster seduction tactics ineffective. Can still feel things but you just don't really care about anything aside from getting paid
>One day get a challenge from some mysterious person saying you'll get a hefty reward for beating them
>After hiking half a day to some incredibly specific spot near monster territory you come across a Succubus monk(?) wearing what looks like a gi with Bogey paw symbols on it
>Says that she'll release the shackles from your heart and make you feel the love that you deserve again before charging at you so fast you can't even get your sword out before she's right on top of you
Hey at least you'd get a wife now, there's that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015855
>Bogey monks can disable a man by caressing or patting the correct pressure points
>Are also masters of subduing even the strongest of men with a mere blanket
I fear and await the day that the masters of the cuddling strike style come for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015317
>>39015560
>>39015602
>it turns out other Lilims, the demon lord herself and even her husband do tend to do a Senator Armstrong-style speech when confronting the obligatory hero who made it far to reach them
>the other lilim sisters and the Demon Lord do the usual format of the Senator Armstrong speech when curb stomping and BTFO'ing the heroes

>meanwhile the Demon Lord's Husband who handles and fights against Male Heroes and or Shonen Hero Boys end up like this:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHQU0yKVM3U

[Anonymous No.]

I am just going to glitch around until I get to the lilim boss and then just fall asleep in her bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015836
>Express some colorful anti-monster opinions as a joke on some random website
>Have your bank account frozen, every account you have on websites suspended and now you're getting calls from random people either saying that they're going to rape you senseless or tearfully asking if you really feel that way
>only thing you can still access is your email which has one new mail, someone's full address and just "apologize" in it

[Anonymous No.]

Is it possible to build my own personalized automaton wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015891
I like the smothering mothering bogey monks better

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015893
>Hey wanna eat some food and play video games?
>Yeah sure
>Cool, hey which girl do you like from your party? Cause you're about to be a married man soon just letting you know

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015895
enjoy glitching into a level 1 slime instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015907
They won't permanently freeze it.
They will just make it temporarily difficult to buy materials and transport...but if you have goods in town, you can always sell it to make cash while waiting for the nuki lock to end.

>>39015912
Yes, you have to go to ancient ruins to find the best parts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015912
It'd be hard but I'm sure it'd be possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015915
Don't worry they'll be sure to track you down and drag you to their secluded monastery to help make more monks

[Anonymous No.]

I'm looking forward to this series, if only to see a decently well-animated demon girl who isn't a outright villain. Plus it seems they'll be a fair amount of energy draining kissing. Albeit I guess due to her having to disguise herself she won't look like a demon most of the time?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z88dmzIH4N0

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015891
>>39015915
Bogey Style would be incredibly effective against edgy men who "feel like there's nowhere else to go" and that fighting for the bad guys is "their role in this world" and there's nothing to prove me wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015033
>>39015062

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015918
I already skipped level 1 town already went straight to the.castle

[Anonymous No.]

>>39014815
Instead of brainwashing think of it as enlightment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015930
>childhood friend
Oh I have a bad fucking feeling. Just let the monster win for fuck's sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015907
is findom hot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015967
I'm going to kill you

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015957
Both women would have to get past the lack of libido he seems to have. From what little I've foudn out about the series, he refuses the demon girl's offers to see what a sex goddess she is, and refuses to believe that the childhood friend is interested in him, as he sees her just as a friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015971
>he refuses the demon girl's offers to see what a sex goddess she is
Dropped harder than a sack of rocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015952
Indeed. A monsterized's person's personality, inner self, etc. do not change. However, their priorities, understanding of themselves and others, etc. can change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015981
Hey, we'll apparently still get to see her sleep naked in his bed every night, make out with him and other such things to get energy, and use her powers to force an orgasm in the childhood friend to win a duel against her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015970
I want her to talk about how my good for nothing dick is only good for parting the red sea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39016002
Shut up. Stop talking for several days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015673
>onii chan chariot

Context?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015971
God I hate japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39015920
>>39015925
Ok great
Now do you think I can make an automaton wife with newly made parts from scratch? Don't really want ancient and used parts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39016028
Pretty sure Gremlins are working on that so I'll give you a solid "maybe" to that question

[Anonymous No.]

>>39016019
Since monsters can drain some mana through skin contact, Sabbath members sometimes ride into battle on the shoulders of their incubus husbands, using him as a quick way to recharge. Their own magic also reinforces the husband, making him a force himself. This technique is called the onii-chan chariot. Course both also get increasingly horny as the battle progresses and may have to retire early.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39016028
Gremlins are generally known for trying to recreate and "modernize" ancient tech. I'm sure getting to know one would be a good path to what you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39016010
kc made a tweet that said in times of war sabbath witches sit on the shoulders of their husbands, allowing magic to circulate and making them super powerful.
>>39016010
i hope she says she's going to take my firstborn as my debt slave payment before violating me.
And the second child to pay for the effort of taking care of the first

[Anonymous No.]

>>39016028
Check with GremCo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39016065
>witches sit on the shoulders of their husbands, allowing magic to circulate and making them super powerful.

Wow thank you for giving a very visible hard to miss easy target for snipers or marksmen to shoot at!

[Anonymous No.]

stop being fucking edgy and grimdark

[Anonymous No.]

>>39016109
No one is.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, try not to stare so hard at the hobgoblin chieftaness as she shows off what each of her tribal tattoos mean and gets very in depth on what the ones on her breasts mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39016132
>all it says is mega milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>39016083
You're missing the part where they become super powerful. I'd wager any bullets or arrows would bounce off them, assuming they could even penetrate their aura.

Bullets its noted in World Guide Gaiden 2 are not of much use on their own against powerful humans, let alone monsters. Unless you have someone who is distracting the target, the target will likely be able to dodge or block the bullet. It's why musketeers are more of a support force.

[Anonymous No.]

The frogs have awakened

[Anonymous No.]

>>39016109
Literally who

[Anonymous No.]

>>39016154
oh no, they are going to harras all the poor bugs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39004622

[Anonymous No.]

>>39016163
They better not

[Anonymous No.]

I love my lich wife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39016177
frogs are going to frog, and bully bugs but only you can protect them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39016140
>"Yeah, after helping out some of those cow galls with doggo girl that was bullying them they offered to tattoo it on me."
>"I think its their tattoo for luck and fertility or something"

[Anonymous No.]

>>39016132
but if I stare at her eyes, she blushes and and gets embarrassed

[Anonymous No.]

>>39016224
Just stare at her forehead, it allows you to look at her without flustering the poor thing and getting her underlings whispering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39016180
We know, Barthur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39016190
I don't think eating bug pussy is considered bullying

[Anonymous No.]

>>39016234
But her eyes are pretty....

[Anonymous No.]

>>39016132
But it’d be rude not to stare, she’s chieftaness specifically because her boobs are the biggest, so not staring is like saying she’s unfit to rule. In fact I’m not just going to stare I’m going to feel up her boobs, complimenting their weight and fullness before placing my face between them, that’s how you properly show respect to a leader like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39016234
>look at her forehead
>she follows your gaze to see what you are looking at
>she goes cross eyed and cant get them unstuck
>now have to watch as the hobgoblin cries while her underlings pat her back and tell her how to fix her eyes
>all while glaring at you
woops

[Anonymous No.]

>>39016320
frogs bully bugs by doing that then molesting them with their long tongues
>>39016132
im going to pick her up and suck on her tits

[Anonymous No.]

RERO RERO RERO

[Anonymous No.]

Pspspspsps

[Anonymous No.]

>>39016352
Frog kisses...

[Anonymous No.]

So what would monster girl scams be? Real estate offers in some "100% human settlement" only to find out it's a green demon realm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39009494
The gen 9 femc is the most cunning in years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39016381
There is already a scam in the RPG. The Werecat offers you a job and is a trap to rape you, she pays you, the thing is, she basically bought you for the price of doing a regular low level job.

[Anonymous No.]

KC says in a tweet Holstaur has broader shoulders than other girls because the size of her boobs. I like girls with broad shoulders, so its a plus for Holst in my books. I can't wait to see Mino's delicious musculature, given how much detail and deliciousness KC is giving to Holst I expect the same for Mino's muscles.

>RPGホルスタウロスさん、ちょっと他の娘より肩幅広いんですが間違いなくおっぱいのせい

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that Incubi are just monsterboys therefore we should be able to post them so long as we call then "incubi" beforehand. Reminder that KC also says he has no problem with monsterboys and they already exist in the setting to some extent through potions, Wonderland and being a Chaos girl husband.

Get fucked, they belong here too so long as they're not the focus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39016381
catfish scams. It's probably easy to tug on the heartstrings of a monster girl that her soon to be husbands family is in a dire state because of hospital bills

[Anonymous No.]

>>39009652
I nominate this for the best girtablilu fanart in history. It's got everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39016402
Yeah but I want bigger scams, like what Demons do.

[Anonymous No.]

>39016415
treating incubi as monsterboys is literally textbook /tg/
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>39016416
Wrong type of scam, I mean monsters doing the "scamming"

[Anonymous No.]

Bow before the queen of the milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>39016415
>Reminder that KC also says he has no problem with monsterboys

Wrong. There is a reason KC doesn't even allow male incubi to be born.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39016442
KC said they can be known for growing horns and other monster features like black sclera and change to inhuman skin tones. Not to mention Chaos husbands turning into slime boys, giant spiders and literal squids. They're monsterboys, get over it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39016466
>There is a reason KC doesn't even allow male incubi to be born.
Something monsters are actively working towards and want to turn every man into an incubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39016421
>I nominate this for the best girtablilu fanart in history

You are not wrong, but only because this is a "in the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king" type situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39016464
There's no way she's the queen with those tiny udders

[Anonymous No.]

Ah yes the old
>argument died three hours ago and people moved on, time to drag it back up
Like clockwork.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39016145
But! Buh-

Are you telling me my .50Cal M2 Browning is... Useless against the scantily-clad anime girl!? Nooooo!!!!! Help me /k/ommandos!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39016464
didn't vote for her, she ain't my queen

[Anonymous No.]

>>39016491
And he tried this like three fucking times

[Anonymous No.]

>>39016469
>KC said they can be known for growing horns and other monster features like black sclera and change to inhuman skin tones

Source?

>>39016480

Yes, but not in the era we, his readers, are self inserting into. Because KC knows his audience, he knows that, even though he has clarified it wouldn't lead to that situation, HIs audience greatly fears a situation where MGs would see human men as lesser or develop standards towards them by prefering incubi over them. So he just avoids the issue altogether.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39016464
>a flatly cow
>queen of milk
Hahaha lol, lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>39016469
>KC said they can be known for growing horns and other monster features like black sclera and change to inhuman skin tones

Source? One of the most consistent things in the setting is that (barring special cases like chaos monster husbands in their optional transformed state) incubi cannot be told apart visually from regular human men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39016504

Did you licked her abs? Did you licked the abs of any of her underlings? That counts as voting, per lick.

[Anonymous No.]

Awoo

[Anonymous No.]

>>39016516

I mean I wouldn't be surprised if KC allowed it for very particular situations like drinking potions or maybe entering a specific area. But I have never seen KC state it. The only situation where such changes should be possible are with Chaos monster husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39016500
She's not even big enough to run in the election, this shit is rigged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39016522
She is more the queen of milk then that fake flat cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>39016522
I'm sorry Ma'am, you have awoo'd outside of the designated awooing hours. Your court day is on saturday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39016522
Do not awoo this is a quiet zone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39016505
>Yes, but not in the era we, his readers, are self inserting into. Because KC knows his audience, he knows that, even though he has clarified it wouldn't lead to that situation, HIs audience greatly fears a situation where MGs would see human men as lesser or develop standards towards them by prefering incubi over them. So he just avoids the issue altogether.

That's not the stated reason, rather he wants "monsters travel out to kidnap men" to be a common thing in the setting. If monsters could produce their own incubi then it would be much less common for them to journey out to find a mate. It has nothing to do with developing standards but rather KC wanting the "kidnap and ravish" aspect of the monster girl genre to be the norm in his setting at the point in time it takes place in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39016505
>>39016516
Get fucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>39016540
>>39016543
AWOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>39016554
I like this awoo, not a damn about the rules, just awoos

[Anonymous No.]

>Nooooo KC would never do anything like tha-
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Theriomorphosis_Potion

[Anonymous No.]

>>39016554
>We gotta trouble maker here gals!
>get her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39016548
Anon.....

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>>39016562
Wikifags trying to cope.

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>>39016548
Ah, Baphomet Complex. KC didn't write it, and its listed as a noncannon work on his site. So try again.

http://kurobine.sakura.ne.jp/hondana/index.html

Everything below the white line in that list is non canon (i.e. everything below the cheshire cat doujin).

Also, that doesn't address the notion that horns are common.

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>>39016548
>eye color change
>the exact same as all other monsterboys
>>39016557
And can you guess why shit like that isn’t discussed here no matter how much homos like you try to force it?

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>>39016568
>gets owned again seconds after his post

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>>39016548

Wow, a non canonical story has the husband changing eye colors! That must mean they can grow horns, tails and get blue skin!

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>>39016557
What's a temporary, optional potion have to do with the idea that incubi don't look human? We've known for years such potions existed, but they're pretty fringe and not mentioned much even in the settings books.

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>>39016581
>tfw can't grow wings to fly with my harpy wife

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>>39016586
I wouldn't be opposed of harpy husbands gained the ability to just fly temporarily by using the mana she has stored within him through sex.

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>>39016601
Heck, levitation magic might be an easier way to fly.

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>>39016586
Just have her lift you up.

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>>39016548
OH. MY. GOD.
A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT SHADE OF EYES AFTER HIGH EXPOSURE TO MAGIC OBVIOUSLY A MONSTERBOY. And from a non-canonical source to boot.
Why don't you retards make your own thread if you want to fantasize about monsterboys so much instead of trying to force it in place that has made it clear it doesn't want your shit. No amount disingenuous arguing is going to change that. Return to /tg/ with the rest of the vermin and stay there

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>tfw no portals so no way to venture out into the world to find a baphomet to impress.

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>>39016561
Everyone knows "No Awoo Zone"s just cause more awoos than ever.

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>>39016554
>>39016561
I hope she can pay the fine for that awoo

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>>39016607

Not everyone is married to a Dragon that can effortlessly carry tons of weight, anon. Though MGs in general are stated to be stronger than humans, even vanilla Succubuses, so I guess she should be able to carry her man very easily.

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>KC would never make something that goes against humans fucking monste-
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Tentacle_Forest

Wonderland girls also turn their "husbands" into literal dogs and fuck them. But please bitch about a guy with fox ears for the millionth time

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>>39016439
>Be hardened sellsword
>See an advertisement from this exoctic land claiming the queen is offering hard silver for anyone who serves in her armys
>Why not it's not like demonsilver weapons can cause death so it's a much better gig than what you are used to, just so sick and tired of suffering that a nice cushy job for some fancy queen sounds like a nice retirement plan.
>Get to her "palace" and it's a decayed crumbling ruin of a castle
>Couple of level one p'orc guards snoozing at their posts
>Starting to get second thoughts when a voice from a tower window calls out
>Up Here I see you you made it Sir Knight, come inside and we will sort the details out
>Have a seat in her hall and begin looking at the contract of service written out
>Upon signing this contract you hereby pledge your life and service unto the queen of this castle until either the neighboring kingdom is conquered or you agree to become her husband
>turns out the neighboring kingdom is run by her older much more powerful sister and you have no hope of victory
Hows that for a scam.

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Tan lines are best lines

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>>39016623
are you ok?

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>>39016610
How do you plan to impress her? If my waifu was one of those "defeat/impress" to marry I would just take the confession route or the massaging route KC confirmed for Hinezumis.

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Ah great it's retard o'clock again, and they somehow keep getting dumber.

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>>39016573
>And can you guess why shit like that isn’t discussed here
Who cares? It's part of the setting and breaks no rules.

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>>39016634
I only know one way to cure retardation

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>>39016611
That would usually be the case, but they recently started putting Anubi in charge of said zones.
The rules WILL be enforced

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>>39016624
Sounds like a training montage is in order. Gonna max level those P'Orcs in no time!

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>>39016623
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Tentacle_Forest

You mean the tentacle forest that is made of literal monster girls and whose parts which are not are made to get monster yuri sex and a human and his monster wife get hornier together? Go back to the "dem eyes means monstahboys!" it was way less forced and ridiculous than this.

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>>39016630
Assuming renrushka is unmarried I'll learn her religion. If she is I learn magic until I luck into something or lose my soul searching for secrets best left forgotten.
Whichever, both are good options as a plan B.

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>>39016611
>Everyone knows "No Awoo Zone"s just cause more awoos than ever.
>Everyone knows "No Rape Zone"s just cause more rapes than ever.
>Everyone knows "No Mofu Zone"s just cause more mofus than ever.
something ain't right here...

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>>39016623
Tentacle plants in this setting are basically sex toys meant to enhance sex with men, not get in the way of it.

You also seem to take issue with monsters calling their mates husbands, is there something you are trying to say?

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>>39016645
>he doesn't know
You don't think it's even a little bit suspicious that there's no confirmed convictions or paid fines?

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>>39016648
>being this much of a fag you're fine with your wife getting fucked by something that isn't you
How sad. Also they're not all girls, you're unironically playing defense for sentient plant cocks that fuck your wife.

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>>39014921
>you bumbling idiot! you oafish fop! you hapless fool!
>you call THAT archery?!
>oh ho ho!
>Anon slouches over, depressed
>hey kid
>an ogre approaches
>you want to swing this club at stuff? I think you would have good form
>Anon leaves with his new gf
>elf goes home to eat mint chip icecream and cry

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>>39016635
Posting furries outside /trash/ breaks 4chan rules, posting bestiality breaks several nation’s laws. Go be gay elsewhere.

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>>39016667
Clearly, it's because of the fine upstanding anubis officers actually doing their jobs. It's why I feel safe walking through dark alleyways now

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>>39016645
>thinking those sand dogs will enforce the awoo laws
when will we be free from this corrupt government that continues to awoos?

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>>39016666
>yeah sure you get her once but I get to bring her home at the end of the day so who really wins?
This is how you sound. Also if you're going to cry about guys with animal ears but are fine with women turning you into a rape dog I'd say you just want easy sex over wife.

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>>39016635
>Who cares? It's part of the setting and breaks no rules.

1) This is the MG thread, not MGE general. We set up the rules. If KC came up tomorrow and told MGs can and do reject people just like normal human women, after much heartbreaking and bitching, the thread would just tell him to fuck himself and proceed as usual.

2) Even if you want to be strict, you are not discussing the "monsterboys" canon to the setting. You want to discuss them? Fine, limit your discussion to the potion ones and to male Elves and Dwarves, which I think do exist in MGE.

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>>39016635
Then try actually discussing that potion instead of bringing up stuff that is not part of the setting. Or better yet (given few here have any interest in this potion), go to a discussion board like Monster Girls Redux if you really want to talk about such things as they have a specific topic for the Theriomorphosis potion.

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>>39016676
Been posted about for years on end along with Siths. Don't think anyone is on your side on that.

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>>39016678
>officers actually doing their jobs. It's why I feel safe walking through dark alleyways now

You are confused. The Hellhound officers are the ones that actually make you feel safe, as long as you are willing to marry one.

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>>39016689
or he could just, you know, not. compromise isn't necessary.

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>>39016645
Shut up mutt fucker, don't you got a cat to serve with your dog?

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>>39016649
>Renrushka is always accompanied by her husband at all times, and if she wants to talk to someone, she gives him an earful, and he speaks for her.
But I don't think that matters because every husband is potentially "you", at least that's how it seems to be treated by KC and Japanese fans. Even the profile girls (or at least most of them) are superposed to be married.

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>>39016701
Ah yes, blatant lying is always the best defense.

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>>39016713
You have to plan for these things ahead of time either way.

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>>39016670
Anon, fucking your wife is explicitly something they don't do.

>they will not touch her vagina, instead preparing her by melting her body and mind through fondling with tentacles and aphrodisiac mucous, binding her four limbs, and using the tentacles coiled around her thighs to face her towards the man with her legs spread and vagina exposed to urge him to penetrate her.

Also, if you really have issues with the tentacle forests then you could just, ya know, not go there?

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>>39016689
>This is the MG thread, not MGE general
Doesn't seem like it with how hard people cry when another setting is posted like EMG.

Also;
>Discuss MGE stuff but not the stuff I don't like hearing
If it's part of a monster girl setting there should be no issue taking about it, or are we just now gonna ban Chaos enjoyers cause of what they do to their husband's?

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>>39016707
I was just saying that if he wants to play the "lulz its canon to MGE" he isn't even being consistent with it. But as I stated, this is not MGE general, we collectively set up the rules.

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>>39016704
I can feel safe from whatever I like and I'll make sure to teach that to any uppity K9 officers

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>>39016727
>no yeah the species known for killing men and raping women for repopulation will only just completely blow out every other hole in your wife's body except maybe her pussy on a good day bro trust me
lol, lmao. Don't worry anon I'm sure your wife going there every night is just so she can go sightseeing.

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He's not very good at this.

>>39016734
>shortly thereafter

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>>39016683
I don't recall saying I disliked guys with animals ears or that I was fine with getting turned into a dog. All I've said are in regards to what is in the setting vs. what isn't in it, this whole discussion starting due to a unfounded claim that incubi commonly grow horns, change skin color, etc.

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>>39016751
>incubi commonly grow horns, change skin color, etc.
I thought MGE was about wish fulfillment, what happened?

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>>39016751
Stop replying to the retard.

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>>39016728
Not our fault that crabman is a hack and makes shit characters, but even then people have no problem with other settings and girls so long as they’re not shit, same with everything in those settings, if it’s not shit it’s fine, not our fault you seems to only want to discuss terrible things.
>>39016762
Within limits, KC isn’t a hack and doesn’t cater to every faggot out there.

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>>39016744
After their species became unable to reproduce because fucking monster girls simply didn't work anymore (the pleasure they give is inferior to what a monster gets with a man she loves, and her body will not accept the plant's seeds), and then the plants proceeded to lose 90% of their population when they tried to attack Lilith and her husband, you better believe they are going to behave themselves. They know it is the only way to survive, and far more effective than their old ways at that.

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>>39016777
facts are of little use right now.

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>>39016775
>KC isn’t a hack
Let's see if we can an update today before we say that.

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>>39016775
>doesn’t cater to every faggot out there.
He absolutely does try. He even allows futa in.

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Anubutt

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>>39014178
Now THAT is "instant loss"!

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>>39016799
Wrong

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>>39016777
>you better believe they are going to behave themselves.
I see you're the type to believe the "out with friends" line.

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>>39016805
He does though, not officially but he still said it's fine. He even condones cucking a dead man if you "really really love the monster"

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Let’s hope these faggots hang themselves by the morning

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>>39016805
Futa potions are a thing.

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This is next level retardation.

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>>39016809
And I see you don't care what the setting you're talking about actually says. Thanks for what at least for a short time was an interesting discussion though.

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>>39016728
>esn't seem like it with how hard people cry when another setting is posted like EMG.

We discuss EMG, we just do it through a MGE lens. Almost no one gives a shit EMG is posted, there has been Mia postings in recent threads with no issues. It is fine as long as you don't bring up shit like the cheating Minotaur actually cheating. Not even that Minotaur is banned from the thread, she is just interpreted to be a MGE Mino that looks just like the EMG one.

>If it's part of a monster girl setting there should be no issue taking about it

We collectively set up the "rules". And yes, there is an issue, otherwise if Warhammer introduced monster girls it should be allowed according to your logic. Of course they aren't actual rules, you aren't banned fron here, but the thread will just tell you to fuck off or not reply to you.

>If it's part of a monster girl setting there should be no issue taking about it

No, few tell Chaos enjoyers to fuck off. They just aren't dicussed a lot. You are just making a bad attempt to say that because Chaos husbands are allowed, then shit like male demons, harpies, male tigers, etc. should be allowed. People can tell the difference between the two. You are drawing false equivalences to try to push shit the thread doesn't want.

>Discuss MGE stuff but not the stuff I don't like hearing
We like MGE for reasons. What do you think is going to happen if KC one day takes out the thing we like about MGE? Like zero NTR and nigh zero MG standards. Do you think we will just close the thread? Of course not. We get well along with KC and haven't needed to do that, even the furry cat and dog girls are tolerated in the thread. But should KC stray away from what we like, the thread can and will ignore it.

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Imma just keep posting anubis until people learn not to bite the bait

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>>39016624
I think it would be nice to turn a poor, crumbling kingdom into a vibrant paradise over the centuries with your waifu.

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>>39016839
anubis guard is cute

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>>39016826
What KC said, years and years ago, was that they may conceivably exist but that he'll never let them appear officially. Seems to be one of the fetishes he has no interest in doing, even if he doesn't detest it like he does NTR.

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>>39016839
>Can't touch the guards on duty
That won't stop me because I can't understand their thick accents!

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>>39016819
Not officially means it’s not part of the setting.
>>39016826
Go on, keep lying and showing how much of an outsider shitposter you are.

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>>39016839
I don't think there's enough Anubis art to last to the heat death of the universe.
It occurs to me that there's essentially zero art that features both a Hellhound and Anubis. Odd.

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>>39016833
>thread can and will ignore it.
You can, but when monsterboys and if ntr or anything of the like is officially introduced people can and SHOULD be allowed to post about it if it is relating to monster girls. Just because you have incredibly thin skin and can't imagine another man in the same universe as your wife without crying about losing her then maybe you should get some meds or you never deserved her to begin with

[Anonymous No.]

Why is it we dont get fun lore posts?
Iwant to talk about how theres a sword in lecastie that summons adark valk to you
Or the deal with women from dragonslayer liniages get turned into dragons themselves

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>>39016873
Because look what happens every time someone brings up anything from MGE that isn't basic "me fuk monster" and a bad anatomy drawing of one

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>>39016872
Again not the MGE general so no, we discuss what we want, you can go choke on a shotgun barrel if you want to discuss how many tryones you want to watch bang your wife, it will literally never be allowed in these threads no matter how much you cry and throw a fit about it.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I explain to the medusa I find her statues sexier than her, in a way that she'll be kind enough to unstoneify them?

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>>39016839
Someone knows the artist? Would love to commission a follow up where the guy gives the Anubis guard a peck in the lips while she is lifting him.

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>>39016878
I;m justsaying theres a lot pore posotive shit to look up, to read, to enjoy
I'm more burnt-out on the cuck talk then angry at this point, I find it boring as fuck

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>>39016873
>Iwant to talk about how theres a sword in lecastie that summons adark valk to you

There is?

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>>39016866
>It occurs to me that there's essentially zero art that features both a Hellhound and Anubis. Odd.

There is an action pact of mutual avoidance to avoid conflict between the dog of chaos and the dog of order.

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>>39016883
So more of a reason why your opinion is worth nothing. As long as it's about monster girls and doesn't break a site rule it belongs.

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>>39016906
let me know how that works out for you.

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>>39016894
Sorry anon, but this isn't the MGE general.

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>>39016892
Why is mummification so hot? It's like turning women into trophies.

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>>39016911
Hopefully about as well as you kissing your wife after deepthroating tentacle cocks

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>>39016849
What WILL stop you are the paws.

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>>39016898
>It is said that in the past this sword led the hero along with the Valkyries called to him on the path of justice; the person in whose hands this blade fell was always glorified as a noble and righteous hero. Nevertheless, when Lescatie became a Demon Realm, this sword, like all other magical swords, changed its nature. Corrupted by mana mamono, Pucelle's Oracle Sowrd now summons the maiden of battle with black wings that serves the Fallen God - the "Dark Valkyrie". No matter how virtuous is one who holds this depraved blade, being "attuned" to the depraved spirit of the Dark Valkyrie, which is full of carnal desire, his spirit will become equally aroused and faithful to his lustful desires. Regardless of the new owner's innate qualities, the sword will create a "chosen one" that will possess a spirit suited to the follower of the Fallen God. This magical sword will also summon a Dark Valkyrie, which will be synchronized with the newborn Dark Hero and become his faithful companion. Led by the Dark Valkyrie, the new master of this blade will plunge into sex and pleasure. Wherever this pair will go, everywhere they will carry the teachings of the Fallen God, expand the Demon Realms and eventually the owner of this sword will become a famous Dark Hero.

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>>39016872
>You can, but when monsterboys and if ntr or anything of the like is officially introduced people can and SHOULD be allowed to post about it if it is relating to monster girls
So if Warhammer introduce monstergirls do you think they should be allowed?

>>39016872
>can't imagine another man in the same universe as your wife
I am pretty sure no one belives there is literally no men in MGE besides the self insert anons. The fuck? Human men are stated to be very numerous.

>>39016872
>you never deserved her to begin with
MGE is not about "deserving" it is about free love given to men.

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>In the case of a human woman unfortunate enough to wander into the area, the tentacles just violate her until she becomes a monster - usually a roper or regular succubus - then dump her on the edge of the forest.
Imagine being the poor bastard to get THAT for a wife.

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>>39016927
>So if Warhammer introduce monstergirls do you think they should be allowed?
Are people talking about the monster girls? Then yes.

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>>39016927
Stop replying, retard.

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>>39016923
Don't forget about the execution sword that monsters were so fucked up over it got corrupted into a sword that turns women into Dullahans and acts like an undead mushroom for guys

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>>39016929
ropers r cute

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>>39016913
I don't like NTR, full stop
It doesn't matter the girl or the setting, I just don't want to hear stupid shit regarding someones faggy fantasies

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>>39016878
not wanting people intentionally bringing shit that has consistently been rejected here and then twisting KC's words to support their shitposting is apparently "basic"
fuck off with this disingenuous bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>39016934
>this is what anubis posting is on the other side

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>>39016927
>MGE is not about "deserving" it is about free love given to men.
Wrong, even monsters have standards and if they feel like you deserve the love you'll get it. If not you die.

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>>39016943
>I don't like NTR, full stop
Man that's great but I don't really care. If it's about monster girls it belongs since this is a general thread about monster girls.

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>>39016922
>Threatening someone with a good time
These guards really aren't good at getting someone to stop

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>>39016942
Not when they're used goods.

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>>39016947
>If not you die.

I thought I was done replying, but wow anon. If you actually mean any of this you seem awfully bitter about the MGE so I suggest you go do something constructive.

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>>39016954
Dunno, sounds like they're succeeding in their job.

[Anonymous No.]

I love my Wives.

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>>39016956
! !

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>>39016951
And nobody cares what you want either so fuck off.

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>>39016958
roper seeds are tipped with demon silver so the hymen remains intact
i mean, i wouldn't be surprised.

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[Anonymous No.]

>Formerly an ordinary farm girl, now as a Dark Hero she is about to expand the demon realm with the Pucelle's Oracle Sword. It is said that today a new Dark Hero is born in the territory of Lescatie, guided by this sword.

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>>39016972
i have none

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>>39016972
Fuck you P.slime fag, share where you got all those P.slimes with us they're an endangered species

[Anonymous No.]

The shitters always come around this time, but woah today they are really rabid. Whenever I think they can't get dumber they surpass my expectations. I am almost impressed.

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>>39016995
So do you just hand the sword down once you get a husband or wife? Or are there actually a good few of these swords that just show up for the unfortunate?

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>>39016947
>Wrong, even monsters have standards and if they feel like you deserve the love you'll get it

No, even lizards and the like waive their standards if you confess to them or just court them. Nothing about "deserving", there are no hard standards preventing you from marrying a monster girl. The only standard they have is being an unrepentant murdering evil scum.

> If not you die.
Wrong.

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>>39017000
Simple. Just gotta search old ruins and the random armor or weapons strewn about. They like to hide around that area. Or i can provide divisions for you to use on a women of your desire. Two of my own harem are actually divisions.

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>>39016995
La Pucelle = Joan of Arc

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>>39016977
Nope, as long as I want to post monster girls I'll be here. Sorry that offends your delicate sensibilities, maybe those tentacle forests will have fun with you with how much of a bitch you are.

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>>39017033
sounds like a cursed sword

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>>39017000
I bet parasite slimes are more common than they seem, just very shy as they know they have a bad reputation.

>>39017033
I assume the magic sword just leaves you once your hero career is over. Other parts of the article note how the sword tends to go to poor people in slums and such, people who need power rather than elites who already have it.

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>>39017037
>Wrong
Right, if you're a bad person monster girls will kill you.

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>>39016944
He is not even twisting KC's words. But outright making up shit. Like saying MGs only love you if they think you "deserve" to be loved.

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>>39017033
to expand on>>39017047
>In the past, the Oracle Sword was considered a "legendary sword," a treasure bestowed upon Lescatie by the Chief God, and only heroes who were "worthy" of Valkyries could use it. However, nowadays this sword turns those in whose hands it is held into "people worthy" of the Dark Valkyrie, so anyone can wield it. Unlike in the past, Pucelle's Oracle Sword no longer chooses its master, but tends to stay away from noble heroes and instead prefers to end up with poor boys in the slums or even geting picked up by thieves who have infiltrated Lescatie. My personal assumption is that since the nature of the sword has become the opposite, Pucelle's Oracle Strong, which was originally a "sword for the strong" and talented, has become a "sword for the weak" who desire salvation. In other words, this sword favors those people who will be most attracted to the "teachings of the Fallen God" and at the same time those who need her teachings the most. This blade was once touched by a brute brigand and as a result he became a "Dark Hero" that, along with his Dark Valkyrie, turned poor villages into Demon Realms. When he appears anywhere with his Valkyrie wife, he behaves in a very friendly and exemplarily indecent manner.

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> literally dozens of websites and threads catering to every shit fetish imaginable to talk about whatever weird shit you want
>I know, I should relentlessly shit up the single place on the internet dedicated to being as vanilla as possible that absolutely does not want me there
Why does it keep happening to us bros?

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>>39016989

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>>39017053
>But outright making up shit.
Oh so we're just actually ignoring the things KC says so we don't get offended now? Monster girls literally have a standard when it comes to what men they want anon are you just blind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39017058
Because you feed them an endless supply of (You)s

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>>39017048
>Right, if you're a bad person monster girls will kill you.

A Darth Sidious level bad person, in self defense, in the ongoing process of killing her husband, friends or her. Nice try making it sound like MGs have hard standards or only love you if they think you "deserve" it. There is even a prison for evil people, and guess what? People are not killed or mistreated there and men there can at times get wives too, presumably after they cool off and get over their edgy attitude. I asked KC personally on this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39017058
Evil only wishes to corrupt

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>>39017058
a combination of being mad at being gatekept and taking our dislike of their fetishes very personally

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>>39017057
>poor boys in the slums or even geting picked up by thieves who have infiltrated Lescatie.
See this is weird since before in that world guide it makes a very clear point that men aren't common as Dark Heroes and are more likely to be Esquires which honestly is kind of lame. Like what the fuck KC I have to be the lamest class that feels like something for bottoms while monster get all the cool shit?

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>>39017077
>presumably
Uh huh.

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>>39017082
theres allways hope of a promotion

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>>39017072
They shitpost regardless, if we all completely ignore them they’re just gonna circle jerk each other and post their garbage more, gatekeeping is a huge part of what has kept these threads alive and mostly not shit for over a decade now.

[Anonymous No.]

if i sex the manic-pixie-dream-girl cheshire cat and the yass-ified jabberwock, will i finally get wonderland street cred?

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>>39017095
I mean I'd rather be a guy with a pointy stick at that point, less humiliating than having this be the representation for the class men get forced into.

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>>39017047
>I bet parasite slimes are more common than they seem, just very shy as they know they have a bad reputation.
This. They Are slime and thus Multiply decently Fast. Any male adventure who has had re-occurring wet dreams is probably just being sucked off for some sweet SE as they sleep. That or its a Nightmare.

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>>39017072
Honestly I've seen what happens when they don't get told to fuck off and it's far worse so it is what it is I guess.

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>>39017066
>Monster girls literally have a standard when it comes to what men they want anon are you just blind?

Yeah, the standard being "don't be a Darth Sidious level psychopath". Wow, this still has nothing to do with MGs only loving you if you they think you "deserve" to be loved, you pulled that shit out of your ass.

>>39017094
KC himself stated at times aggressive MGs rape men there, I am just speculated on the circumstances it happens, but KC confirmed it does happen.

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>>39017105
Pretty sure thats just a look for Dark Esquires who are in service to male Dark Knights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39017082
>>39017105
they do mention being in the army fighting alongside you're waifu and not as an alp

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>>39017109
What even was the problem people had with PSlimes again? I completely forget.

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>>39017082
Lamest class? Esquires are well respected anon and have some amazing abilities.

>The “Dark Esquire” of Lescatie is not a knight’s servant, but a full-fledged “Knight”, who officially received the title from Druella and the seven Princesses of Lescatie. But if the Dark Knight is the one who defends its country, people and its spouse in battle, then the Dark Esquire is a knight who defends his soulmate in a battle. This position in no way casts a shadow on the honor of a knight, at least in Lescatie. in Lescatie equally popular stories about a knight helping a princess whom they loves, and a story about a Esquire helping their beloved knight. The latter are even considered more preferable.

Also, the reason men are more likely to become esquires is because they don't desire to become heroes or dark knights, they seek their position due to being a normal person who married a dark hero or knight and want to help her.

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>>39017077
>>39017113
Proofs or gtfo with this prison shit. Seems completely retarded

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>>39017082
Heroes are meant to be strongest humans/monsters. That's the literally point. By definition they are not the norm. Besides, nothing stops from training to become one, or get some help from magic.

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>>39017126
Post your proof that monster girls will reject you.

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>>39017117
I don’t like ‘em because they’re nasty, personally.

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>>39017115
>>39017116
Yeah but at least make then look cool and not lamer than the literal fag Eva.

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>>39017135
Baphomets wanting strong husbands, where KC said you COULD get one if you really really really tried.

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>>39017117
They are a parasite, not a monster girl, you’re not fucking a girl or a slime, you’re fucking the mindless infected husk of a woman that slime has taken over. Parasite slimes, ropers, and mantango all need to be removed.

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>>39017117
The whole infection thing and ego-death memes. They are also an acquired taste, but i love em so fuck it imma keep posting them.

>>39017136
Rude.

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>>39017147
So yes anybody can have any monster girl, thanks for proving yourself wrong.

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>>39017118
>amazing abilities.
Dark Warriors can move so fast ot feels like they're teleporting, meanwhile Esquires can uhhh press their back into their wives and synchronize their breathing?

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>>39017118
Some examples of cool dark esquire skills:

>Synchronized Mana Breathing ()
By constantly exchanging mana with each other, the Dark Knight and Esquire can synchronize their feelings and even share their thoughts. Without saying anything, they can understand each other's thoughts and know exactly what the partner will do. This technique eliminates the need to speak during the battle and even a wink will become unnecessary for the couple. Performing "Synchronized Mana Breath", the user will feel one with their partner, as if they are one. The sensations are very similar to achieving complete harmony after using the breathing technique for unity with nature. In addition, by additionally concentrating essence, the user can share with his partner hearing, sight, smell, etc.

and

>Formation of Demonic Couple - Impression ()
>This is one of the basic Formation when the Dark Esquire battles with his partner in an attack. Moving forward in a coordinated fashion, the pair, with the help of their swords, will smoothly pass through the enemy soldiers, like a stream of water. The essence of this technique is that the couple jointly performs the “Succubus Combat Dance”. From the “Combat Dance” of the succubus, who successfully found a man for herself, who became her soulmate, and dances with her, it seems that their bodies are intertwined. And at the same time, he becomes more sensual and impressive, but he does not collect on those dancing the lust those, who sees him, but concussion the lust all around. Regardless of gender, a person who was fascinated by the couple’s martial dance will be overcome by excitement and desire sex. However, these feelings will not be directed to a married monster-girl, they will accumulate very quickly in a person and, struggling with own desire, he will not even be able to move. If this is noticed by a fighting demonic couple, then they will cut the enemy with realm silver blades.

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>>39017160
Except that's an incredibly rare thing KC put in a Q&A and not the norm. They would still regret you otherwise.

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>>39017147
>Baphomets wanting strong husbands

Oh, HE went there, how cute. Kek. KC has stated multiple times in multiple media those standars are waived if a guy courts her or confess to her. And it is now heavily implied the process involves having sex with her.

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>>39017135
Monsters would reject half of this thread for being bitchboys. They would rather go extinct than have their bloodlines tainted by us.

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>>39017149
>>39017156
I don't know who to trust.

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>>39017180
Ah geeze anon which one of those belongs in the turbo hugbox setting that is MGE. Use your brain my guy.

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>>39017168
>wants people to get off looking at his wife
Truly Dark Esquire is the thinking man's class

[Anonymous No.]

>>39017186
What's a brain?

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>>39017180
Not that brain slurping slime that’s for sure.

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>>39017178
Again, exception and not the norm. So anyways those prison proofs please or are people just using headcanon now?

[Anonymous No.]

Pulling out just as about to cum and jizz all over the monstergirl's face and body instead

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>>39017180
Then trust the basic law of the setting, namely that monsterized women retain their true selves, personalities, etc. any instance where this seems to not be the case is due to the woman having led a repressed, false life that monsterization freed her of.

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>>39017179
Don’t be happy in your own fantasy world then, I’ll enjoy any monster girls I want.

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>Lust skyrockets to keep pace with the monsters' insatiable hunger for sex, and their interests in other things (like work and hobbies) decrease, as sexual activity becomes a more important part of their lives:
Wizards win once again.

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>>39017180
The Profile directly states they are controlled by the will of the Host once infected.

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[Anonymous No.]

>True Nature

>In World Guide 3, the baphomet Runya Runya shares convincing arguments that incubi and heroes are essentially the same type of being. That is, they are humans that have broken the "shackles" that are thought of as human limits, the only difference ultimately being that where heroes have their shackles broken by divine power (or sometimes other sources of energy), incubi utilize demonic energy to remove their limiters.
Can we go home now?

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>>39017221
You're quoting the wiki there, not anything the actual setting says. Seems a edit is needed, that was probably written before it became clear that you can readily retain your interest in your regular hobbies as an incubus.

Heck, some incubi only have sex at night, enabling them to live completely "normal" lives during the day.

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>>39017233
Please, come and save us from this hell already.

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>Under the current concept, monsters are all female beings that only possess Demonic mana,
So this implies that there won't just be female monsters in the future.

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>>39017207
The "hell" prison was mentioned a long time ago in a tweet. Hopefully somebody can find it, it's past midnight where I am and I'm having no luck locating it on MGR. For what it's worth, it's never implied that the people in the prison are the "scum beyond redemption" sort as the whole point of the prison is to rehabilitate the men. Monsters employed there are good at detecting lies.

>>39017210
You underestimate the muscular strength of a monster's vagina.

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>>39017261
No it doesn’t no matter how much you want to take the knot you’ll never get it.

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>>39017266
>no proofs
Disregarded then. World Guide 2 already says they execute people.

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>>39017261
Bro you've been at this for nearly three hours can't you go do something productive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39017210
Nice try, boy.

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[Anonymous No.]

I like the insane serivce a cursed sword sword can provide

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>>39017267
Then why use the word "current" when that implies a new system might come later

[Anonymous No.]

The shitters are really desperate to twist anything KC says.

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>>39017284
God she was so fucking lame, might as well have been a silhouette with how much of a non-character she was

[Anonymous No.]

>>39017233
I think China would immediately improve in every way if a fox took over

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>>39017281
Girls forcing you to cum inside is so fucking hot holy shit.

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>>39017293
eh, could be worse
She gave me a few ideasfor cursed sword stories

[Anonymous No.]

Why don't the DL and her husband just kill the Chief God and be done with it? Wouldn't that person be considered as scum beyond redemption with everything that side has done?

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>>39017286
Literally read anything, monsters used to be actual monsters and beasts under the previous demon lord, thus why it’s called current.

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>>39017286
because the previous system was different you dingus. human boys are the male half of monsters this is why the kot in the game calls you tom.

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>>39017295
China would just eat the fox, but not before skinning it alive.

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>>39017310
>>39017313
Wouldn't "new" be a better word to use then? Again, current implies something else may come along in the future.

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>>39017309
Well the actual Chief God hasn't been around for a long ass time and the current lady running things isn't smalltime enough to just get deleted so it is how it is.

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>>39017330
I really wish you would currently kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39017344
Nah that doesn't work

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>>39017284
Cursed swords are cool and all, but what a civilized man like me really needs is a functionality-first, elegant ''holy'' sword that does not look like a retarded cactus made out of metal.

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>>39017330
Maybe because you’re retarded, maybe because we’re having to translate all of this from a 2,000 year old language with no similarities to our language.

[Anonymous No.]

Random Fact about pslimes fromKC for any interested:
I'm sure the slime has a cute face to make men like it.
The slime carrier can make the slime smaller and hide it inside the body.

[Anonymous No.]

Have you people really forgotten?

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>>39017365
But i like theretard cactus armor
Shes a sword, shes MEANT to cut you with her edge!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39017381
We're all gonna make it bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>39017381
Imagine a monstergirl loving you

[Anonymous No.]

>>39017381
I would never forget succubutt

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>>39017309
The current chief god is in a realm that they can't reach, having retreated there after losing to them in battle.

[Anonymous No.]

>He deeply loves his wife, but he has a strong sense of justice, and a stubborn side to him. It is said that the minions get spooked from seeing how he fights with his wife"
What does this actually mean?

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>>39017391
It's like the roulette but without the sinister wizard conspiracy

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>>39017330
Can you really call it "new" when the current mamono lord came to power a thousand years ago? "Current" seems less misleading.

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>>39017278
Are you being intentionally retarded? MGs can kill in self defense, it is never stated they execute surrendered evil men.

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>>39017370
Ah yeah, was trying to find that remark. It's another indication of how the woman the slime has infested is still in charge.

[Anonymous No.]

What happens when you tell your elven waifu/girlfriend you have taken an interest in researching their old god of destruction, blood and murder: Khaine?

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>>39017424
>it is never stated they execute surrendered evil men.

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>>39017309
>>39017414
The Demon Lord and her Husband have a victorious threesome sex with Current Chief God when they win, yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39017435
The same thing I'm gonna tell you: Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39017435
She unplugs your router and rapes you until you can no longer think about shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39017424
>>39017439
>regardless of the user's will, the sword moves the owner's body to him and tries to decapitate the sinner. No trick will work against someone who uses this Blade of Salvation.

[Anonymous No.]

why do you guys reply?

[Anonymous No.]

Yosh! The shift is over! Now we can watch Picnic at Hanging Rock!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39017459
autism

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>>39017473
She then immediately receives an email before she clocks out saying she has to stay for overtime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39017424
>gets proven wrong and just shuts up
Get fucked kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>39017459
This is my bait, it was made for me.

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>>39017430
Your welcome. Glad i asked KC about it. The Extra book art kinda implies it but this is even more concrete.

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>>39017424
He's obviously just baiting you my man. You'd have to be braindead to actually think that'd be a thing in MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39017522
Lots of people are braindead.

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>>39017522
See >>39017454 and tell me that's not an execution.

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>>39017439
>>39017501

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>39017454

Just in case, here's the next paragraph that he "conveniently" forgot to post

>If a woman's head is blown off by this sword, she will turn into a headless monster "dullahan" and become the new executioner for this sword. The man, however, will not be decapitated by this sword and not even a cut will remain on his neck, instead he will fall into a state of half-death, as if he had eaten the "undead grey lamentation shroom." Eventually, he will be "rescued" from the depths of pseudo-death by the hands of monsters.

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>>39017544
See >>39017546
Get fucked

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>>39017546
>>39017550
Still an execution.

[Anonymous No.]

Alright now someone play the curb your enthusiasm theme.

[Anonymous No.]

>line people you don't like next to each other and start swinging a sword at their head one after the other
>nah man totally doesn't count as an execution dude even if it's done 1:1 in the exact same way as before
It's astounding how dumb people are

[Anonymous No.]

what is the best kind of slime?

[Anonymous No.]

Well thus thread died fast

[Anonymous No.]

>>39017591
Zipangu smiling slimes

[Anonymous No.]

One last post before I go to bed.
Maybe one day people will figure out not to swallow the bait and leave the deepthroating to the monsters

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>39017568
definition of "execution":
>the carrying out of a sentence of death on a condemned person.
And don't try to be clever by saying that it is still an execution because they become undead. MGE undead are "alive" in every meaningful aspect.

[Anonymous No.]

>bring up the magic swords in order to do some cool loreposting
>ends up as this
I fucking tried anons

[Anonymous No.]

>>39017627
Man is the one who is truly corrupt not monsters.

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>>39017627
looks like lich had a good st pattys day

[Anonymous No.]

>>39017627
We just gotta ignore those guys that want to be like this man. Please do keep up the cool loreposting. It’s nice to be able to talk about the setting.

[Anonymous No.]

Lately a troll has been posting shit making anons believe MGs reject men. I will not reply to the troll, but I will post the material discrediting his claims.

>Except that's an incredibly rare thing
>Also, it's not uncommon for us to fall for men determined to have a baphomet wife who challenge us over and over without giving up, even if they are completely unremarkable.

NOT uncommon. There are also so much more materails, tweets and the like. For example, KC confirming you can bypass Hinezumi's fighting requirement just by giving her massages.

>“Aniue, you were the only one to 'keep bestowing' it upon me despite knowing my power”. (Bapho explaining why she fell in love with weak guy, also heavily implying it invovles sex)

Further information of how the few MGs that prefer stronger men, in this case Bapho, being helpful and how they treat a man that wants to marry her. She will not just cruelly toss you aside, she will fuck you.:
>Perhaps it is because of the ecology of monsters who spend their vast lifetimes with the males they have chosen, that they often respond to failures with "Let's work together next time, big brother ".
>If you have a shortcoming, " I'll make you more wonderful ".
>They tend to think about it over a long period of time without taking it too seriously.
>They also tend to accumulate an inexhaustible amount of love and desire in a point system.

Advice on dealing with such girls, more confirmation she will fuck you in the process:
>So, even if you can't reach her! If you're hoping to connect with a monster girl who' s out of your reach, attack her and appeal to her, even if you're weak or dumb at the moment!
>It will look "delicious" to the monster girl. If anything, they might even help you by squeezing and squeezing you so that you can grow up to be "a male worthy of having her".

>A Bapho tell us what worthy" to MGs really mean. By the way, MGs get very pissed off if you think of yourself as unworthy:
>“You feel it yourself too, right?
>Aniue, it's proof that this body of mine has submitted to you as a female...
>And you've even remained hard and kept ejaculating in an attempt to impregnate me, haven't you
>You're doing what is required of a male, so how dare you call yourself unworthy”

>Confirmation from KC's tweets that MGs attraction to you is greatly influenced by how much you like her:
>They are even more vulnerable to "desire" that seeks them out more directly.
>"I want to marry ______ (personal name)! I want to have sex with you and cherish you for the rest of my life!" is the most potent. Even if you don't say it, monsters can sense it by your gaze, gestures, and atmosphere, and they will come after you.
>"I want to be with xx (a certain race)" is also very attractive to them.

There is also:
>>39017381 which really, summarize all this in a neat simple image. Finally KC stated that MGE is not meant to make you suffer on the conrary and that THE fundamental rule of MGE is "love trumps all", you can't get any higher confirmation than that. There is more information that I didn't included and likely forgot to include or just don't know about.

TL;DR: Don't let a grimdark troll get in the way of your waifu fantasy.

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>>39017606
>left in a half-dead state
>half
>dead
>state
Yeah but it's totally fine though yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39017650
Very well
you tell me about what you posted and I'll find more lore to post

[Anonymous No.]

>>39017650
Not MGE general

[Anonymous No.]

>39017655
You must be great at picking cherries.

[Anonymous No.]

>literally like 4 hours of non-stop dedicated shitposting from this one fucking guy
This thread must have gotten fucking cursed at some point to attract retards this determined to be a pest.

[Anonymous No.]

Lately a troll has been posting shit making anons believe MGs reject men. I will not reply to the troll, but I will post the material discrediting his claims.

>Except that's an incredibly rare thing
>Also, it's not uncommon for us to fall for men determined to have a baphomet wife who challenge us over and over without giving up, even if they are completely unremarkable.

NOT uncommon. There are also so much more materails, tweets and the like. For example, KC confirming you can bypass Hinezumi's fighting requirement just by giving her massages.

>“Aniue, you were the only one to 'keep bestowing' it upon me despite knowing my power”. (Bapho explaining why she fell in love with weak guy, also heavily implying it invovles sex)

Further information of how the few MGs that prefer stronger men, in this case Bapho, being helpful and how they treat a man that wants to marry her. She will not just cruelly toss you aside, she will fuck you.:
>Perhaps it is because of the ecology of monsters who spend their vast lifetimes with the males they have chosen, that they often respond to failures with "Let's work together next time, big brother ".
>If you have a shortcoming, " I'll make you more wonderful ".
>They tend to think about it over a long period of time without taking it too seriously.
>They also tend to accumulate an inexhaustible amount of love and desire in a point system.

Advice on dealing with such girls, more confirmation she will fuck you in the process:
>So, even if you can't reach her! If you're hoping to connect with a monster girl who' s out of your reach, attack her and appeal to her, even if you're weak or dumb at the moment!
>It will look "delicious" to the monster girl. If anything, they might even help you by squeezing and squeezing you so that you can grow up to be "a male worthy of having her".

A Bapho tell us what worthy" to MGs really mean. By the way, MGs get very pissed off if you think of yourself as unworthy:
>“You feel it yourself too, right?
>Aniue, it's proof that this body of mine has submitted to you as a female...
>And you've even remained hard and kept ejaculating in an attempt to impregnate me, haven't you
>You're doing what is required of a male, so how dare you call yourself unworthy”

Confirmation from KC's tweets that MGs attraction to you is greatly influenced by how much you like her:
>They are even more vulnerable to "desire" that seeks them out more directly.
>"I want to marry ______ (personal name)! I want to have sex with you and cherish you for the rest of my life!" is the most potent. Even if you don't say it, monsters can sense it by your gaze, gestures, and atmosphere, and they will come after you.
>"I want to be with xx (a certain race)" is also very attractive to them.

There is also:
>>39017381 which really, summarize all this in a neat simple image. Finally KC stated that MGE is not meant to make you suffer on the contrary and that THE fundamental rule of MGE is "love trumps all", you can't get any higher confirmation than that. There is more information that I didn't included and likely forgot to include or just don't know about.

TL;DR: Don't let a grimdark troll angry we don't accept his bullshit here get in the way of your waifu fantasy by trying to drag you to his misery. Reposted correcting some typos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39017654
Lot of cope you got there going on. Preparing for when those portals open up and you end up with nobody?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39017681
Might as well just go and play video games or something, maybe do some reading. These are dead hours so hopefully he'll starve himself out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39017683
You misspelled "materials" twice there, anon.

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>39017683
>you are doing what is REQUIRED of a male
Once again my point is proven for me, if you cannot provide properly they will not even consider you a man. Maybe that anon talking about monsterized women being awful was onto something.

[Anonymous No.]

i have no words

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>>39017753
You just used 4

[Anonymous No.]

Lately a troll has been posting shit making anons believe MGs reject men. I will not reply to the troll, but I will post the materials discrediting his claims.

>Also, it's not uncommon for us to fall for men determined to have a baphomet wife who challenge us over and over without giving up, even if they are completely unremarkable.

NOT uncommon. There are also so much more materials, tweets and the like. For example, KC confirming you can bypass Hinezumi's fighting requirement just by giving her massages.

>“Aniue, you were the only one to 'keep bestowing' it upon me despite knowing my power”. (Bapho explaining why she fell in love with weak guy, also heavily implying it invovles sex)

Further information of how the few MGs that prefer stronger men, in this case Bapho, being helpful and how they treat a man that wants to marry her. She will not just cruelly toss you aside, she will fuck you.:
>Perhaps it is because of the ecology of monsters who spend their vast lifetimes with the males they have chosen, that they often respond to failures with "Let's work together next time, big brother ".
>If you have a shortcoming, " I'll make you more wonderful ".
>They tend to think about it over a long period of time without taking it too seriously.
>They also tend to accumulate an inexhaustible amount of love and desire in a point system.

Advice on dealing with such girls, more confirmation she will fuck you in the process:
>So, even if you can't reach her! If you're hoping to connect with a monster girl who' s out of your reach, attack her and appeal to her, even if you're weak or dumb at the moment!
>It will look "delicious" to the monster girl. If anything, they might even help you by squeezing and squeezing you so that you can grow up to be "a male worthy of having her".

A Bapho tell us what worthy" to MGs really mean. By the way, MGs get very pissed off if you think of yourself as unworthy:
>“You feel it yourself too, right?
>Aniue, it's proof that this body of mine has submitted to you as a female...
>And you've even remained hard and kept ejaculating in an attempt to impregnate me, haven't you
>You're doing what is required of a male, so how dare you call yourself unworthy”

Confirmation from KC's tweets that MGs attraction to you is greatly influenced by how much you like her:
>They are even more vulnerable to "desire" that seeks them out more directly.
>"I want to marry ______ (personal name)! I want to have sex with you and cherish you for the rest of my life!" is the most potent. Even if you don't say it, monsters can sense it by your gaze, gestures, and atmosphere, and they will come after you.
>"I want to be with xx (a certain race)" is also very attractive to them.

There is also:
>>39017381 which really, summarize all this in a neat simple image. Finally KC stated that MGE is not meant to make you suffer on the contrary and that THE fundamental rule of MGE is "love trumps all", you can't get any higher confirmation than that. There is more information that I didn't included and likely forgot to include or just don't know about.

TL;DR: Don't let a grimdark troll angry we don't accept his bullshit here get in the way of your waifu fantasy by trying to drag you to his misery. Final repost adding some notes and correcting more typos, if some remained, too bad. As a final note, remember the MGs that have a preference for stronger men are the vast minority, most don't. But as shown here, you can get those MGs as wives even if you aren't such a man.

[Anonymous No.]

Chivalry is not dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>39017769
>39017741

[Anonymous No.]

>>39017797
Yes, but is it really needed for her to "defend my honor" online all the time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39017797
Cute doughragon. Can she teach me how to sword fight?

[Anonymous No.]

Any news on the game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39017822
Nope, scam game. KC is a fucking hack that took money from his paypigs for a load of nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39017799
Anon the first guy was making a joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>39017627
>>39017681
Evil cannot create anything new, they can only corrupt and ruin what good forces have invented or made. They hate us because we are happy and they are not, don’t let them take away your happiness, never let them win.
>>39017777
>holy quads on this post
Blessed and truthful post, the shitters cannot fathom a world where people can be truly and genuinely happy without some kind of hidden narrative or evil meaning so they try to create one, other wise they’ll have to compare it to their shitty lives and see how bad things really are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39017777
quads of truth

[Anonymous No.]

So how hard would this guy get raped

[Anonymous No.]

>>39017851
Hey there's the meido

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to thank your maids

[Anonymous No.]

So how bout them monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39017741
>>39017841
>other wise they’ll have to compare it to their shitty lives and see how bad things really are.

Weird take, sincr MGE actually makes the shitty parts of my life bearable.

[Anonymous No.]

salamanders, yes

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>>39017870
No Salamanders in the house unless she promises not to burn the house down

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>>39017870
Indeed. Most indeededly.

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>>39017870
only if she can cook on her tail
could go for a steak or pork chop

[Anonymous No.]

... why the fuck did the jannies deleted my post full of wholesome KC info on MGs and debunking the trill but you left the troll posts untouched?

[Anonymous No.]

Can we talk about dumb edgy Order men getting reformed by monster girls in peace now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39017906
I liked that scene at the end where Eristia confronts that bishop after becoming a succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39017906
Guess not, maybe later.

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>>39017927
Didn't Eristia have a guy with her? Or was that another game I never really played em. Might as well give me the context since we're talking about it now.

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>>39017938
She didn't rape the bishop but she did corrupt that priestess/secretary of his who then raped him.

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>>39017948
Ah, okay. That's better I guess although I wonder what she confronted him on

[Anonymous No.]

>>39017901
Kikis are retarded sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39017927
I kind of dislike the corruption aesthetic, it seems like a lot of the order outfits have thigh-highs/stockings yet when they get corrupted it always just becomes boots. I want my damn demons in lacy thigh-highs dammit.

[Anonymous No.]

Need be a bad girl. But not TOO bad. Team Rocket levels of evil is hot in a girl. Jesse/James level, not Giovanni level.

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>>39018015
>bad
>she wears strawberry socks
silly fox

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>>39018015
>gf constantly tells you how devilish she was today
>went jaywalking
>twice
>loitered
>she even left her shopping cart in the middle of the parking lot
She can't keep getting away with it.

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>>39017994
I get you, but its supposed to be Mamano mana so she can probably control its look.

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>>39018064
>Anon assures her he's down to get his world rocked, but she's gotta put the socks back on.
I like boots too, but thigh-highs are more comfy.

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>>39012828
>access card to the Red Area of the LABS
scary. i wonder what they research there though

[Anonymous No.]

Well now that we've calmed down you guys wanna talk about MGE lore stuff?

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>>39016922
How do you defend against this?

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>>39018154
Lick it

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>>39018159
That's a great way to get your head turned into a crushed soda can

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>>39016644
Where can I find the full picture?

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>>39018154
The same way the MC from that one anime did in this exact situation.

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>>39018185
If it's a recent anime, peed his pants and cried?

[Anonymous No.]

IIRC the usual Order bullshit and he was the one to sent on the mission that corrupted her. She corners him in his house is smug while he threatens her and then brings in the priestess.

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>>39017968
IIRC the usual Order bullshit and he was the one to sent on the mission that corrupted her. She corners him in his house is smug while he threatens her and then brings in the priestess.

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>>39018154
Kiss her hand. All monsters are weak to romance.

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>>39018231
Oh, that's lame. Seems like he'd be one of those irredeemable types but alright.

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>>39018242
You gotta try REAL fucking hard to get anything, but a happy ending in MGE.

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>>39018242
I don't think he was that bad, he was more of just a cog in the machine, just a standard corrupt clergyman. Wilmarina's dad if would be what you are thinking of if anyone, he seems like a real prick.

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>>39018258
I mean I'd imagine sending people into the meat grinder without any sympathy would get you that title. Even then I'm not seeing any happy ending for this guy that wouldn't be spitting on the graves of people that actually died cause of his actions.

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>>39018221
Thankfully it was a bit older so he wasn’t a complete alp, for some reason I’m having a very hard time finding it but I’m sure somebody else here knows what it is. It’s the one where the MC become the servant of a vampire girl as her and her siblings are fighting a succession war or something and there’s the muscular tomboy werewolf girl as well with huge paws and the MC asks if be can feel her soft paw pads and says how great they feel.

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>>39018289
Oh yeah her whole fucking family is dead as shit. At least the acting queen Roper had a good family if a bit dysfunctional due to the bullshit going on.

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>>39018311
FUCK I know exactly what you're talking about too. Wolf girl had red hair too, right? Maybe it was brunette.

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>>39018324
Yeah I’m pretty sure it was red and I think she was also slightly tanned.

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>>39018351
FOUND IT, PRINCESS RESURRECTION

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>>39018377
>she loses to the vampire
Seething

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>>39018377
Fuck yes that’s it, MC is a lucky bastard getting to feel up those giant paws.

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>>39012828
>red keycard
I accept this dowry

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>>39018655
Jesus fuck she need any more belts there?

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>>39018683
>chunni tacticool monster girl wants to sexually assault you
>takes 30 minutes just to take off all the belts

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>>39018683
She’s gonna take yours too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39018735
I refuse.

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>>39018758
You're going to find out what all those belts are for then

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>>39018758
Anon look at her, I don’t think she’s asking.

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK the sabbath.

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>>39018828
I think that’s the idea yeah

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>>39016890
https://twitter.com/sn0w0y

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>>39016941
>Executioner sword that makes dullahans

That's actually pretty funny.
Imagine going on a beheading spree through an Order barracks leaving a bunch of confused female paladins running around chasing their own heads.

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>What you call "invasion" I call humanitarian intervention.

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>>39018863
>oh noooooo not the greatly extended lifespan, magical abilities and everlasting happiness
>everything but this, please let me stay being a miserable serf

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>>39018863
What you call ears I call molestation targets.

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>>39018863
I want to kiss her on the cheeks

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>>39018863
Eh, not like anything would change for me. At least I got more time to browse the internet though.

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>>39018863
I for one welcome the Monster version of the UN

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning sirs, I love Jinkos.

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>>39019071
So a bunch of human traffickers that don't actually do anything they say they do?

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>>39019071
Each country would have to send a dozen backup ambassadors because they keep fucking other nations’ ambassadors in the name of political alliances.

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>>39019114
No. The UN but they are completely honest and upfront about what they do.

It's not "human trafficking" it's a matchmaking service.

[Anonymous No.]

i love today! Its better when i can imagine having a wurm auntster

[Anonymous No.]

Hello all. I love Alps and I wish to mate solely with an Alp woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39019175
Okay bro

[Anonymous No.]

never make dad tier jokes around monsters, it kicks their horny into overdrive

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>>39019133
>be ambassador from isolationist nation
>after a combined disaster of droughts and a famine on the horizon your country has decided to reluctantly take a pro-monster state due to the far cheaper prices and almost zero taxes compared to the Order
>Sent in as an ambassador to their capital to go over the deal with their own representatives
>Just want to go back home but now this weird blue woman is touching you and asking why your country has been so adamant about keeping its borders closed
Just wanted to sign some damn papers...

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>>39016977
report AND ignore my man

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>>39019231
Dude that post is almost 6 hours old, just let it die.

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>>39019133
>be ambassador from isolationist nation
>after a combined disaster of droughts and a famine on the horizon your country has decided to reluctantly take a pro-monster states offer due to the far cheaper prices and almost zero taxes compared to the Order
>Sent in as an ambassador to their capital to go over the deal with their own representatives
>Just want to go back home but now this weird blue woman is touching you and asking why your country has been so adamant about keeping its borders closed
fucking typos

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>>39018902
people like to say human women would revolt if monsters where real but there's no real downside
>practically immortal
>strong
>beautiful
>good number can polymorph or use glamours so could just look human if the monster parts bother you
your a fool if you don't think people would be lining up to be monsterised

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>>39019247
haku sensei is happy

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>>39019256
I'd say the number of women trying to be vtubers is evidence that women would line up to monsterize.

But on the flip side you also have a lot of psychopaths and mentally ill women who would try fight it tooth and nail.

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>>39019256
>recently monsterized woman using polymorph cause she's shy about how she looks now
Sounds like a cute idea, although that's basically just the Doppelganger's gimmick

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>>39019270
Haku Sensei wouldn't even bother with me

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>>39019256
Yeah, only dumb /tg/fags think that real people would choose miserable existence in the name of some lofty ideals of "humanity".
Order brainwashing is the only realistic way anyone would reject this, the benefits are too huge to ignore.

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>>39019280
Not a great baseline when you learn about what some of those women got up to, anon. Well at least demonic energy would fix women.

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>>39019295
are you sure.... you ever wonder why she makes you stay to tutor you one on one in her house while wearing minimal clothing?

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>>39019317
I got one, maybe people would just be scared. I mean would most people want to have a spider woman the size of a car as their neighbor? I kind of doubt it.

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>>39019317
It's not that it's what people want, but modern society, propaganda and media is very good at tricking people into thinking they want "freedom" at any cost.

>>39019324
Oh I know vtubers are 100% in it to siphon money from simps. Their motivations wouldn't be pure, but the end result would be the same either way.

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>>39019340
Why would I wonder about something that hasn't happened? Guess that would be neat for whoever she actually likes though.

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>>39019354
Going back to something I saw during the redacted time in this thread. If monsters would get pissed off if you called yourself unworthy would Hakutakus get upset with their students/husbands that put themselves down by saying they aren't smart enough for something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39019380
you'll get fucked smart

[Anonymous No.]

>>39019380
Oh whoops, didn't meant to reply. Sorry.

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>>39019256
I think they're overstating hypergamy in women. Women like that exist, but not in such numbers, and even they would have to consider the benefits.
>>39019343
I get being scared when you don't know it's safe and monsters won't hurt people, but once it's common knowledge, I think people will get used even to large spider women.

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>>39019256
>>39019317
I am sure there will be some stubborn nutjobs but I doubt most people would give a fuck about any "muh humanity" crap when the benefits become clear. They don't even have to be on-board with the DL's plan, the increased lifespan, power and beauty will attract plenty of people, even if purely out of selfishness and it won't matter because they will see the light after being monsterized/fucked. People have done questionable things for a lot less.

[Anonymous No.]

i had a bet of a funny thought
boy has extremely conservative family that hates monster, boy is in his rebel stage, hooks up with the monstrous monster, what is she?

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>>39019408
>I think people will get used even to large spider women.
Nah, cause I know full well they won't hurt me and I'm still terrified at the thought of being near spider women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39019442
Dark Priest or Sea Bishop, so he's back to being "conservative" but not in the way his family wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

>Pregnant Alp still in denial, desperately trying to pass off all the pregnancy symptoms as mere coincidences in embarrassingly flimsy fashion
>“Yeah dude, I’m just having the worst hangovers, I puke like every morning. And I guess I must’ve got pretty hammered each time too, because I can’t even remember drinking!”
>“You know bro, I’ve really been feeling like trying a lot of different foods lately. Not like cravings, of course not. Just wanna see how they might help me cut a few pounds, ya know?”
>“Yo brah, check out this gut I’m growing. I’m on my way to a real fuckin dad bod now, let’s go!”
>Finally gives up when her boobs begin to swell, has an emotional breakdown sobbing into her Husband’s (bro’s) shoulder

[Anonymous No.]

>>39019353
Look at this prissy faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>39019353
This smug aura mocks me

[Anonymous No.]

>>39019474
Big spider titties are the best cure for arachnophonia, you'll end up loving web bondage play too. Just wait and see, portals any day now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39019482
That's why you mating press alps before they get to this stage. Break it in asap so you can skip to the tomboy wife stage

[Anonymous No.]

>>39019500
someone said big spider tits?

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>>39019502
>he wants to skip the tomboy wife stage
What are you, some kind of faggot?

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>>39019500
I would genuinely try to kill myself out of fear of that happened. You know how monsters don't go after men that genuinely aren't interested? Spider women have a pamphlet with my face on it saying to not go near me so I don't die of a fear heart attack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39019528
Anon read my post again but slowly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39019530
there's no rest until u love spider, not even in death, cause the local lich brough you back

[Anonymous No.]

>>39019530
If you just don't like the idea or genuinely aren't interested then yea, but if it's because of your fear of spiders they'll help you overcum it.

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>>39019548
Nope, no spiders. I can't even be in the same room with the tiny ones that I know won't even go near me. If a spider woman moved into my neighborhood I'd be out of there faster than a white family leaving Detroit in the 60's

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>>39019570
the fear will make it hotter anon

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>>39019530
>You know how monsters don't go after men that genuinely aren't interested?
Then don't romance a spider woman. Even if you don't end up with one, I wish you your wife (whatever she will be) will help you get over your fear of your potential spider neighbor.

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>>39019568
I will not be peer pressured like this. I hope everything spider woman out there has a long and happy life with the man of their dreams but I am not one of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>KC releases new Fallen Maidens book
>it's all about Alps
>title actually says "Fallen Bachelors" or "Fallen Gentlemen"

[Anonymous No.]

>>39019647
>everything
Every* Jesus what the hell happened there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39019650
Forgot image

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>>39019650
>"Fallen Bachelors" or "Fallen Gentlemen"
Well then it's not about alps but instead about the husbands of monsters. Book about alps would still be fallen maidens

[Anonymous No.]

>>39019668
spiders in your head happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>39019689
Huh, never thought of it that way.
That also sounds pretty hot, imagine a book all about stories of human men being corrupted by their monster wife.

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>>39019764
>Biggest, toughest looking Werewolf you've ever seen telling people about how she had to bury her face into her husband's neck to cry for a solid minute after getting him inside her because of how happy she was
I'd read it.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that you don't know fear until you're the only man on an Order navy boat full of freshly made Alps

[Anonymous No.]

Wait for the downswing, and then roll IN, not OUT. And stop being greedy. Get your hit in and get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39019875
I wouldn't mind that

[Anonymous No.]

>>39019881
What do Gazers have to do with this

[Anonymous No.]

>>39019353
That has got to be the gayest jacket I've ever seen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39019875
gonna seal myself in the engine room

[Anonymous No.]

>>39019923
I'll be in touch

[Anonymous No.]

>>39019932
>forgetting about the engineers
Anonymous your first time is gonna be with sweaty, grease stained Alp pussy. Have fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39019922
Gamer Gazer wants you to git gud

[Anonymous No.]

>>39019932
>endless banging on the bulkhead as they beg you to open it

[Anonymous No.]

>>39019875
I would be the happiest man in the world

[Anonymous No.]

>>39019875
The phrase "A man overboard" now carries a lot more weight

[Anonymous No.]

>>39019977
Gamer Gazer can suck my nuts

[Anonymous No.]

>>39020029
Nice of you to give her permission.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39020009
>accidentally slip off the ship after a bad wave hits
>caught, back on the boat and now balls deep in one of your crewmates screaming about "sushi sluts" before you were even halfway to the water

[Anonymous No.]

>>39020082
She'll at least be gentle, yeah?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39019956
Holy shit that situation turns me on beyond compare.
Thinking about sweaty, smelly, oil and grease stained engineer Alps now...
Maybe the engineer Alp even Alp'd into a grease monkey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39019875
>tfw the captain had you tied up

[Anonymous No.]

>>39020208
>Jokester Engineer turns into a Kakuen Alp
>every time you're both in the mess hall now she jokes about how great your "banana" tasted

[Anonymous No.]

>>39020213
>Radios her superiors in the Order about how this is likely the last time they'll be speaking while loudly slamming herself on your cock while tied to her chair

[Anonymous No.]

Beast's too proud to learn how to cook since cooking is a man's job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39019875
Well seems like people took the jokes about being in the barrel too literally. Seems like a good time to steal a lifeboat

[Anonymous No.]

>>39020391
>cooking is a man's job.
Anon that's not even true. Monsters love cooking for their husbands since their happy faces make em feel all warm and horny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39020394
Sorry lifeboat machine is broken, may I offer you some alp pussy instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39020154
>She'll at least be gentle, yeah?
If by gentle, you mean
>Restrained
>Methodical
>Thorough
then yeah sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39020503
That sounds like a severe OSHA violation. I think I'll be filing a complaint

[Anonymous No.]

>>39020678
OSHA can suck my dick, with the Alps I can now freely stunt my forklift with no problems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39020657
Yeah I can live with that. Dunno what "through" would mean in this case though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39018300
Well given everyone he commanded got monsterized or became incubi I don't think we have to worry about that. He's presented more as pitiably incompetent rather than evil. The lady who gets him also was someone he was already secretly having a relationship with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39016644
>>39018174
Gotta echo this, the full picture seems like it'd be pretty amazing unless they drew her face poorly.

[Anonymous No.]

HUGE
ANUBIS
PAWS

[Anonymous No.]

I bet she has an answer sheet hidden in her cleavage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39021068
Anon she's smart enough to write an algorithm that can predict the next week of your actions. It's obviously sewed into her jacket

[Anonymous No.]

>>39021068
Dive in headfirst and find out.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls can’t just shove humans between their tits and claim it’s “protection”. That’s a violation of male rights!

[Anonymous No.]

Goopy runny gazer cunny

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Why are maids so rapeable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39021268
Why are masters so cute when they think it was their idea?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39016546
even then, incubi being born won't prevent some monster girls from seeking man outside of their community.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39021345
>headpats with that smile
I surrender
I never stood a chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>ear protectors
an elf with no weakness

[Anonymous No.]

>>39021614
That would be the case, if the bottom was also protected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39021390
Certainly, especially for adventurous types, but it wouldn't be the norm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39021614
She left her thighs, back, and stomach exposed though.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39021691
pleasing hips

[Anonymous No.]

>>39021691
how does that dress stay on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39021708
it's like shrinkwrap

[Anonymous No.]

>>39021708
Inner side is sticky like tape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39021691
That's the artist who made the elf VN everybody mentions here once in a while, right. I like him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39021187
It's protection if a slime first shoves the rest of a human's body into herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39021943
>t. Slime HAG desperate because the level 1 slimes keep hogging all the newcomers

[Anonymous No.]

Good day mgt. I was absent for a week or so. Anything cool happened?

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/t7ri4o.jpg
I...I just woke up and they were like that...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39022551
she knows anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39022547
Portals opened, we all have wives now. You missed it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39022581
Oh well, next time I guess

[Anonymous No.]

seggs with mons

[Anonymous No.]

>1220 replies
>not even page 10 yet
what the fuck, did I miss something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39022703
Probably not. It's all about how fast or slow the rest of the board is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39022703
>>39022707
Partly that, but I think also baiters were more successful with pissing people off because I woke up to almost 500 posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>portals open
>go get baphomet wife
>many others had the idea. Some chad beat me to it and added her to his harem
What do I do now.
I know if I had any specific feelings for a baphomet my chances increase massively

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any templates I can use or is that pixel dress up game my best bet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39022551
Able to pinpoint a slacking Anon within 30 kilometers by sound alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>39022703
pokemon drama

[Anonymous No.]

>>39022765
If you're not looking for a specific Bapho and can't find one that's single, get in one's good graces and ask her for her future daughter's hand.

[Anonymous No.]

Let's talk about how the classy ufufu-type mamono like Wights and Dark Mages are the best as lolis

https://imgbox.com/oJ4utZkM

[Anonymous No.]

>>39022922
They're best as titty monsters! Flat is for fools!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39022969
Make them amazonian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39013214
ignore her completely and pretend she doesn't exist, that's always a good one to pull on a Chesh since their pranks are done seemingly for the purpose of getting your attention
when she starts getting sad pull a smug face and employ finger guns

[Anonymous No.]

>>39022922
Big little zombutts are the best! I love the undead sabbath!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39023079
>Cheshire starts to have a mental breakdown because she can’t seem to crack Anon
>She’s gonna have to start pulling out the forbidden pranks

[Anonymous No.]

>>39023355
W-what are the forbidden pranks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39019256
I can say with near certainty that the straight up obsession with men and the "one husband for life" rule would absolutely dissuade a shit ton of women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39023383
If you have to ask it's too late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39023413
plenty of women are hopeless romantics

[Anonymous No.]

>>39023413
Even the roastiest of roasties would eventually realize that the benefits massively outweigh the drawbacks, at latest they would give in once they start aging/having health problems.
If monsterization brought only happiness then it would be believable, but there are far too many concrete benefits to make me believe regular people would reject it, sans some seriously deranged exceptions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39023483
>all the ex-human monstergirls come from 30+ "I'm ready to settle down now" women
That's a yikes from me dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39023506
Don't be intimidated by a girl with experience

[Anonymous No.]

>>39023506
Good because I don't care, I'll take such girls off you so you can get your virgin monster girl wife.
Mamono mana fixes everything, even human women.

[Anonymous No.]

the tooth fairy but MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>39023547
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>39023562
Also monsterized girl would have the double benefits of knowing about the modern world but also the same sense of wonder when you go explore the new one.

[Anonymous No.]

Turns out the “useless” parts I removed from my bow acted as stabilizers and this is why all my shots are turning to the left or spinning. Now I’m gonna tell those bitch highborn elves I don’t need their help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39023576
I'd rather a monstergirl from the new world and see her sense of wonder when I show her around ours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39022969
Alluring and feminine lolis are superior. Who needs tits when flat chests, big loli ass and lewd lingerie are already perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39023562
Deal. You can have all the ex-hoes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39022922
no, nobility needs large tracts of lands

[Anonymous No.]

>>39023576
There's also the tendency of fresh converts to be more zealous than regulars, I'm willing to bet a lot of ex-human girls would behave more mamono-like than usual mamono once they see how it is on the other side.
Many of them would likely make even Demons feel uneasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39023635
reminded me of that one story by magus about the crazy dark priest hag

[Anonymous No.]

>>39023584
>"Why did humans even invent those 'compound' bows anyway? Why would you ever add wheels, pulleys, and multiple strings to what is already a perfect design? Mortal stupidity never ceases to amaze."
>cut to anon taking this in silence as he eyes up a nearby catgirl

[Anonymous No.]

>Place hands on dormouse face cheeks
>Squish cheeks
>Stick fingers in mouth
>Open her mouth
>Bring your face close to hers
>Sniff her breath
>"Oh yeah, smells just like a hot, syrupy molasses"
>Make-out with her
>"Oh yeah, tastes just like brown sugar"
Maybe not the best mamono. But definitely top 10 if you ask me.

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>>39023383
Every few centuries, a cheshire runs into an anon who is either so dense or stoic enough that nothing she does phases him. Driven by desperation, they often devise the most mind-shatteringly intense pranks. No Anon has ever survived one such prank unscathed. In order to preserve as many anons as possible, such pranks were swiftly and completely banned from use.
This ban won’t stop a desperate enough cat though. All I’m saying is if you are going to ignore a Cheshire, be ready for the hell you might unleash upon yourself

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>>39023722
Nothing a chesire could do could be more annoying than marrying one.

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>>39023383
Visit /d/. Half the shit you see there, in one form or another, will be incorporated into a cheshire cat prank if she gets desperate enough.

So be careful less you up as a human dildo. And if you're a bad boy, you're not going up her cunt. You're going up her rump.

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>>39023722
time to make her think shes gone mad and her husband is nothing but a doll in her twisted little mind's eye

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>>39023767
That's not a very funny prank, miss memecat.

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>>39023784
She thinks it's funny. Just listen to her laugh when she orgasms.

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imagine a cheshire named alice who lives in wonderland

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It's a common misconception that Dragonia's cemetery only contains dragon zombies. It also contains a sizeable population of wurm zombies, but people assume they're just visitors because they don't act any different from living wurms.

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>>39023622
>nobility needs large tracts of lands
I guess you could say she's minor nobility

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>>39023821
How the heck can a sizable number of wurms die unmarried?

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>>39023821
they do, they mostly dont talk and go off of body langaunge as well are extra cuddly

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>>39023821
Anon, Wurms ARE dragons.
>>39023831
That too.

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>>39023831
maybe were all the extremely dense ones maybe or something like that? Or the ones that were extremely sheletered

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>>39023831
They are waiting for (you) once the portals open

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>>39023821
do they just hang on there? like sitting on grave stones smoking and playing dice?

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>>39023863
mostly likely they help dragons out their graves after they have died and come back to life

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>>39023823
>how to piss off high class monsters

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>>39018154
You SUBMIT TO PAWS

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>>39023943
but which ones?

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>>39023960
Big ones
https://files.catbox.moe/as4sw9.png

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>>39023998
cute!

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>>39023998
paws not big enough

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>>39011128
>Get 'aggressively dated' by a tall, buff dark elf
>She's a complete chauvinist, mamono supremacist, and femdom
>Finding it hard to dislike her though because she isn't actually mean or cruel about anything...just incredibly smug and condescending
>She expects you to do all of the housework: the cooking and the cleaning...and yet she's doting and helpful at all times. She wraps her arms around your waist and kisses at your ears as you cook, does all of the heavy lifting when you clean. When you eat she gushes about your cooking skills while insisting that you feed one another
>You get stopped by one of those television couples interviewers while out shopping together. She smirks, grabs your wrists so you can't hide your face, and force-kisses you on camera. While your breath is stolen away she turns to face the microphone, "Yes, my HUSBAND and I love each other and our favorite position is me on top, face-to-face so I can look into his eyes when I make him COME!"
>You TRY not to talk to her that night. After a mere hour of the silent treatment she actually starts to beg and appear heartbroken. It almost makes your heart waiver but before you can show some mercy she silently carries you to the bedroom to 'fuck you until you love her again'.

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>>39024056
Those are head-sized grabbers anon.

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>>39024069
I know.

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>>39024076
I guess you'll have to settle for Yao

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>>39024065
Horrible relation, darky are the worst

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>>39018154
>>39016922
.50 silver realm calibers and some good legs

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>>39024065
Given how much MGE girls are noted to love the face their mate makes when they cum, one wonders if some commission art of his O face so they can put it on display or gaze at it for as long as they want.

And course they'd have to "pose" for the artist to get the painting done, and they'd probably have to repeat a lot depending on how long she could get the face to last each time.

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>>39024190
>Given how much MGE girls are noted to love the face their mate makes when they cum
fuck would that make me feel awkward

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>>39024190
my face wouldn't change much, a little eye movemnt

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>>39024264
Years of expression control at work.

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>>39024190
>>39024213

>Wife asks to film during sex
>Viewing the footage later you see that it's nothing but close-ups of your face

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>>39024275
id imagine that would piss off my future monster wife

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>>39024190
Gargoyle wife trying to time it right so you make that face right when you're both turning back to stone and she gets to see it all day

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https://imgbox.com/g/3BsRM1QKoY
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 75. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/gBK4Wsui

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html

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>>39024433
>tfw no momster alarune

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Image limit reached. New thread?

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>>39024482
Lurk more, newfag.

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>>39024433
https://imgbox.com/M41iIeX8
If I get a Shog, I need to make her use her tongue too.
>>39024482
No, only when this one is archived.

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>>39024482
Fuck off

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>>39024433
>https://imgbox.com/4dm8m1n1
I mean, I'm a little impressed with the art itself, but-
who the fuck wants THIS view in their porn? what is it for? i don't understand

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>>39024528
think about whats the biggest thing in that pick

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>1298

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>>39024544
it's obviously a feet thing of some sort, but...from THAT angle of THAT situation? he wants feet of a girl who is fucking a different guy? feetcuck??
you know what, this is not a mystery I need or actually want to solve. I'm labelling it "no accounting for taste" and getting on my with my life...

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>>39024433
https://images2.imgbox.com/7c/67/d9OfCHny_o.png
Anyone know who the artist is?

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>>39024589
Check the sources list.
https://dywtba-alt-universe.newgrounds.com/

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>>39024589
For the future, you can hover over the image in the Imgbox gallery and get the filename to check in the source list, in this case CheshireCat755.png. I was gonna spoonfeed you this time, but >>39024605 already did it before me.

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>>39024563
Either 197 more, or another homolive freakout.

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Which girl is the best for sneeding with?

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>>39024688
u know

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>>39024688
Harpies that you can feed seed.

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>>39023635
KC did state that monsterized women often end up as extremists because monsterization just feels so damn good they want to spread it

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>>39024688
What is sneeding?

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>>39023662
Man elves give vampires a run for their money

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I posted a cheshire but she escaped the post and is now living in your walls

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>>39024800
hope she can pay rent and likes the gas masks that are all over

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>>39024800
>cheshire now watching you masturbate to pics of fat bottomed cats
oh no?!

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>>39024821
Sorry, I think you meant "fat-bottomed harpies".

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>>39024865
fancy and pretty swan harpies!

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>>39024821
You think you are fine, but you also notice all your porn is slowly being replaced by a certain cat recreating the images

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Can cumflated harpies fly?

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>>39024951
Not very easily if at all
Its the optimal state to keep a harpy around as you try to impregnate her.

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You know we say all sorts of stuff about vampires being chunni but what about phantoms, the monster that actually talks like a chunni.

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>>39025058
They have transcended chuuni, given they outright pull you into their fantasies.

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>>39025058
Phantoms are more fun to be around, so they get a pass.

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>>39025073
Literally "I reject your reality and substitute my own".

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>>39025073
>>39025078
An example of how Phantoms talk (From Kenkou's twitter):
“Kukuku... As a minion of darkness (true), I shall protect you. Haven't you noticed? You are being pursued by the organization (actually Sabbath)”

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>>39025073
Ah, the fantasies where you're the main character who's dressed like a brooding anti-hero, and she's your love interest, which is just her, but with larger breasts and a shapely body.

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>>39024951
No, and they must be tied to their husband while on his cock to maintain a fully cumflated tummy.

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Black harpy stole my keys so now I'm gonna steal her virginity.

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>>39025214
I assume you mean her butt.

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I will impregnate my auntster behind my momster's back.

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>>39024800
But there's Shog in the walls.

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>>39025089
i'd rather be the poor boy that the old perverted miss phantom takes for dark and kinky purposes

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>>39025303
I want a very pregnant auntster to show me off to her single friends and make them seethe in jealousy

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>>39025307
At that point I think she's just making porn.

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>>39024433
nav bringing the goods yet again

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You're interested in asking out a monster girl of your choice, but you don't know where to start. It happens that you meet your monster friend with her husband, and she figures out what's bothering you, so she offers to help you win the girl over. That friend is: https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/
How does your friend help you get the date?

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>>39025342
NO! She just wants to show the story of how a poor boy and that perverted old phatom interact and the hijinks that insue

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Really cheap house for sale, in good condition, quiet neighborhood. Ignore the arachne living in the attic.

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>>39025425
nah, got any monster infested mainson

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>>39025425
arachnes are good roomates since they can hang out in the top half of the room you weren't even using

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>>39025425
I'd buy in an instant, sounds like such a good deal. Would need to set boundaries with Arachne living in the attic though. As long as she does her thing up there I can do my thing downstairs without any disturbances it's all good.

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>>39025358
>Bogey
Oh christ she's gonna spill everything to her isn't she

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state issued husbands

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>>39025358
>soldier beetle
wordlessly marches up to my crush and stabs her with a demon silver sword, then carries her to me
now I have to apologize for my beetle friend being socially retarded while also trying to flirt

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loli Hellhound sex
smug slutty brat tomboy needs rape correction and manhandling

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>>39025425
only if she pays her rent. and yes i do accept alternative payment methods, like cleaning and cooking and hand-knit sweaters for my birthday

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>>39025474
Hey, can't deny she got results.

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>>39025471
i hope not. i'm not letting them force me to dick an arachne, a gazer, or any other "ugly-cute" monsters

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>>39025515
>cleaning and cooking and hand-knit sweaters for my birthday
That'd be sweet.
You should return the favor by offering companionship to her and being there when she needs a shoulder to lean on haha..

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So, any chance we can talk about Navy Alps again?

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>>39025550
their currently trying to cut through the bulkhead

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>>39025550
Perhaps in the next thread.
That was a fun topic. Though I may be biased since I really really really love Alps

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>>39025468
It's a win when she convinces your future girlfriend to give you a hug.

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>>39025550
Wat

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>>39025615
Scroll up. Anon posted a scenario of being the only man on a Navy vessel full of freshly made Alps. Even had something about Kakuen Alps.

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Do we know if Bapho's sending you on a quest after you confess to her if you aren't strong, is still canon? Don't get me wrong, I like MGs getting less and less selective, so being immediately accepted by them and/or fucked by them is nice too. But I kinda liked the quest lore. She would obviously follow from the shadows and make sure you succeed, making some mamono oriented quests that ends up in big results, like the monsterization of an entire order state is cool. Really, there are many fun shenanigans that can happen with this, like disguising herself as a shop owner that sells you overpowered unique items for your quest. Or her appearing before a "boss" (some order hero perhaps) that has just defeated you, you think she is just that cute shopkeeper and tell her to run away, only for her to trash the shit out of him.

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>>39025550
Would the marines on a navy ship alp too?

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>>39025637
I dont remember this

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>>39025655
See >>39019875

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>>39025643
From WGIII
>Since we Baphomets also seek a powerful, superior male to become our “big brother”, heroes go right at the top of the list, but even if we perceive that a man is unseasoned and has yet to bloom, he may still have a chance. Also, it's not uncommon for us to fall for men determined to have a baphomet wife who challenge us over and over without giving up, even if they are completely unremarkable.
From tweets:
>There are monster girls who want to groom men who can beat them, such as dragons and baphomet.
>They are the kind of girls that ordinary people can't beat, but strangely enough, they are also rather beatable by non-hero human men. It is suspected that the monster girl instinctively pours out experience or magic power to help level the man she likes who repeatedly challenges her every time they fight. In other words, the monster girl is making sure choose the man she wants to lose to (the one she likes) so that she can lose to him. ......!
>Although we can't be sure, there are many stories of men who trained with Lizardmen from childhood as their childhood friends, and as they grew up, they gained an uncommon fighting ability to defeat Lizardmen. (The lizardman was successfully defeated by her childhood friend's penis and became a lizardbride)
>For Baphomet, it's "I want someone worthy of being my big brother. For dragons, "instinctive recognition of defeat" is the trigger for feminization, but it doesn't have to be pure brute force either. I'm not sure if the card game etc. applies, it depends on the personality of the individual and their relationship with the man, but it's not nothing!

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>>39025650
Probably not.
And even if some Alp'd probably only a handful but definitely not all of them

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>>39025643
Also from his tweets about monster girl attraction.
>Perhaps it is because of the ecology of monsters who spend their vast lifetimes with the males they have chosen, that they often respond to failures with "Let's work together next time, big brother ".
>If you have a shortcoming, " I'll make you more wonderful ".
>They tend to think about it over a long period of time without taking it too seriously.
>They also tend to accumulate an inexhaustible amount of love and desire in a point system.
>So, even if you can't reach her! If you're hoping to connect with a monster girl who' s out of your reach, attack her and appeal to her, even if you're weak or dumb at the moment!
>It will look "delicious" to the monster girl. If anything, they might even help you by squeezing and squeezing you so that you can grow up to be "a male worthy of having her".

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>>39025679
>>39025748
Also remember something from last night so here:

A Bapho tell us what worthy" to MGs really mean. By the way, MGs get very pissed off if you think of yourself as unworthy:
>“You feel it yourself too, right?
>Aniue, it's proof that this body of mine has submitted to you as a female...
>And you've even remained hard and kept ejaculating in an attempt to impregnate me, haven't you
>You're doing what is required of a male, so how dare you call yourself unworthy”

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>>39025358
>Shog Friend
>Bogey Target
Well this is going to be embarrassing to say the least.

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UPDATE WHERE??

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>>39025784

Thanks for saving up that part. The fucking jannies deleted my post debunking the "MGs totally reject you guys!" I put effort in compiling. I even got a fucking ban warning about that post, for ya know, providing information and debunking a troll.

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>>39025358
>Holst
>Demon target
Guess she could give the Demon some milk, and bring up that I love big tits.

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>>39025802
>shog friend
>telling your maid that she is your friend
>telling a shog she is just a friend
and that anon was never seen again

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>>39025851
That Shog already has a husband in the scenario anon. I don't know how it happened but friendship can occur between some weird people.

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>>39025643

I am the guy that brought up the quest part. It was never confirmed KC even mentioned it at all, it is just something that I understood could happen from whatever glitchy translation google gave me from a KC tweet reply about a weaker man wanting a Bapho wife. Back then we didn't had Deepl and Google sucked more than today at translating moonspeak. I still headcanon it as true because it sounds really fun, though.

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>>39025889
It's certainly an option a baphomet may try if nothing else.

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How hard would monster girls rape a man on death's door still choosing to fight?

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>>39025935
Well to begin with, they generally won't have sex with a man who is too injured for it (unless somehow it would save his life). They'd seek his safety first, subduing him in whatever safe way was available, and only once he was healed ravish or seduce him.

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>>39025734
>>39025650
>every marine has a huge harem of navy alps

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>>39025838
Yeah, that's weird. Might be the multiple deletions and reposting was the reason? At least the troll should "hopefully" be banned.

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>>39025990
>Greenhorn Order Marine getting cornered in the engine room after hell breaks loose and forced to breed a bunch of smug, sweaty engineer Alps
Gonna bet whatever monster settlement they dock at is gonna have a mighty shock.

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Navy alps will have to find someone else because I'm not betraying the order even if they throw me in the brig

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>>39025935
>>39025960
I can only imagine a hellhound on the verge of tears trying to get close enough to pin down a bleeding out man swinging a sword at her and administer first aid.

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>>39026047
The engineering deck sure is cramped, lots of close quarters encounters.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to live a comfy trader/adventurer combo life in the world.
Exploring ruins
Selling goods.
Just seeing the world.