/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>42113736
>Anon is an order archeologist who was recently given a new lead on some ancient artifact to help fight the monster threat, and there just so happened to be a totally normal human woman to help him.
>Anubis has slowly guided Anon from place to place, culminating with an expedition into an "abandoned tomb" (Her pyramid) for the treasure (rape)
>Expects Anon to be blindsided by the majesty and glory of her construction
>Has to hold her composure while Anon talks about how those sand ziggurats remind him of the buildings the ocelomeh's built
>And how the design seems stupid and wasteful, why would you need that much work and resources for a tomb? At least the cats had religious and cultural significance tied to their rock piles
>Not that it matters, since aliens built them anyways.

Congratulations Anon, through completely randomized and fair means and not at all rigged or manipulated, you have been chosen for OVERTIME. Get on up to Ms. Anubis' office to receive your new assignment

>Anon was late to the scheduled rape session

>>40212599
Ah yes, the natural prey of Anubi and other "office" monsters.
Really quite a fascinating thing to observe in the wild.

>>39818271
Hey now, demon energy can work miracles but some things are truly beyond our reach

>>39016611
That would usually be the case, but they recently started putting Anubi in charge of said zones.
The rules WILL be enforced

>You recently moved to MGC
>You managed to find nearly the perfect home, good location, cheap rent, everything you could ever want
>And it’s a house instead of cramming into some inner city apartment
>Only one possible issue, your two new roommates
>Your new, anubis twins roommates
>They seem friendly enough, though one is certainly more casual than the other.
>Honestly, if it wasn't for her demeanor and her matching tattoo being under the other eye than her sister, you would never be able to tell them apart
>No reason to be rude though, and you're going to be living with them for the foreseeable future, might as well get to know them
>Introductions went well enough, and after some time you learn that they work as the executive assistants to two of the biggest rival companies in MGC
>You're not an idiot, you know that they are talking about PharaohCorp and Apophis Industries, so you steer the conversation in a different direction after you sense some friction beneath their words
>The older one works at Apophis Industries and the younger one (only by two minutes, she was very clear about that) works at PharaohCorp
>After some questions about hobbies and other small talk, the inevitable happens
>"So, Anon... are you romantically involved wi-"
>"You fucking anyone?"
>The younger anubis freezes up, the only sound in the room being poorly suppressed snickers
>You’re no mage, but you can feel the buzz of magic building in the air
>The room is nearly torn apart by the curses that went flying, and the shouts about “impropriety” are challenged only by laughter from the older sibling
>Once the chaos ends, and after they give you the name and location of a store where you can buy a charm that would keep you safe from stray curses, you give your answer and learn that all three of you are single
>You quickly excuse yourself and exit the room, heading to the store for the curse ward, you find yourself praying that this thing will actually hold up for more than a year
>You're going to need it
>Such is life in MGC

>>34878315
>Anon thought it would be funny to annoy the Anubis
>Anon learned that night about how the curse of the mummy can be overcharged to "mindbreak by a touch" levels

>YWN notice the fact that your assigned work station is slowly but surely getting moved closer and closer to the office of your anubis boss

>Being the state mandated husband for an anubis who wouldn't take the time off work to find herself a man
And other risks you take by living in the pharaoh's kingdom

>>34125663
One is appointed by divine decree to serve the pharaoh as an advisor, the other is a desert mutt