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Kiki-chan really woke up and chose violence today.

Remember to thank your maids

>>37681748
The major distinction is whether she is married or not. If unmarried, the patterns are charms and lures. Once married, the same patterns become recognized as intimate signals a la >>37681770.

>>37681838
How nice of her, a reduced tax burden and free vacations in the softest of rooms. Meidos are the gift that keeps on giving. Even when you scream no no please stop oh oh god aahhh urgh yes yes right there aaaahhhh.

I know that the monster lord changed monsters so they have sex with human men rather then killing them but what about Kikis? What were they doing before the change and became maids?

>>30598963
Post boss music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvS351QKFV4

>>22465070
Do you feel in charge?

>>21357287
>Try to pump and dump a monster girl
>Get stalked and raped by the mg in question repeatedly
>Other monster girls smell her on you and avoid you
>Human girls always go missing on the date when they go to the bathroom for some reason
>Even if you just meet one and take her back to you place the instant you turn around she'll be mysteriously gone
>Luckily that monster girl you pumped and dumped will eagerly take her place

>>20677758
Just get a kikimora
>0% chance of rape
>100% chance serving you

>>20653836
>I haven't seen my desktop in like a month.

>Recently hired a meido.
>She does good work and gave her a day off.
>Insists on staying on her day off and rests.
>Figure she's working too hard and she could use some help.
>Buy a couple of roombas as a surprise and tell her she'll still be paid well, and it's just to make things easier for her.
>She seemed pretty happy about it.
>Too happy.
>Stares at me at a distance with that smile on her free time.
>Notice that she's not using the roombas I brought.
>Notice that the roombas are gone altogether.

Should I buy a new one? Did they break? Did I lose them?
Did I do something wrong?

I hope you remembered to give your waifu a present that isn't sex related for her birthday. Did you plan a trip together? Bought her something she likes? Or did you make it yourself?

>Got her confused about it when I gave her 2 tickets to the bahamas, thinking I was forcing her to leave the house. Told her I was coming along and that we have a vacation together.

>Imagine surprising your kiki on her birthday by giving her a day off and saying she doesn't have to work, but she'll still get a full day's pay, and give her a nice bottle of wine on the side.

>>16475150
>Summoned by 3+ Kiki
>One of them probably in a jog/track suit
>Immediately forced to be better master

>>15167735
Can Roombas wear concrete shoes? I guess that Kiki will have to find out.

Oh no! You've somehow managed to really anger the normally kind Kikimora!

What did you do and how do you calm her down?

>>15053702
http://pastebin.com/u/Yananon
http://pastebin.com/60TjbuX8
http://pastebin.com/gJLtE6vu
http://pastebin.com/Qt28dZUy
http://pastebin.com/uP0JcVYW
http://pastebin.com/pxfp0uN4
I should make a totally-not-biased pastebin list of yandere MG stories.

>>14988717
More like D Cigs.

>>14872421
>But yanderes are mentally sound. They just don't particularly like the idea of DISGUSTING WHORES interfering with their STUPID LYING ACTS or their FALSE TEARS AND EASILY BROKEN PROMISES.
[Silent Hill 1 Industrial Ambience intensifies]

>>14870665
>calling a Kiki's husbando sub-human
Oh Anon, what have you done?

>>14589008
Masters are serious business.

>>14535410
Oh, you little b- Master. I think you simply need a little more encouraging. So why don't we start with that application. I have a pen here right now, alongside a little bit extra 'courage' to ensure your best interrest.

Now let's get to work shall we?

>>14360776
Naw it was one presenting tea with yan eyes and the other was her slapping the master before pouring tea on his head.

>>14354829
It wasn't a suggestion.

>>14320257
Now now anon, that depends on how "devoted" the Kiki is. However I don't think we want to find that out now do we? Best go work on that project like she told you to.

I wish there was an image where a Kiki with a rather scary/yan/crazy look tells her Master she is dissapointed in him.