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This family is blessed by Poseidon.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h
Content Aggregator: https://anubis.moe/
Writers list: https://pastebin.com/RTLpHEmk
Sabbath Grimoire Scans: https://imgur.com/a/CATcaGk
Fanart Galleries: https://pastebin.com/DFXhrXkc
Mega Archive: https://mega.nz/#F!T24xwYLB!V_dXLWUSLQXqVsHqNuAwxQ

>> No.21978423

Mofu lolis!

>> No.21978424
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What is she so angry about?

>> No.21978425
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Bunny C___y!

>> No.21978429

>>21978424
The statue she used to perch on has been removed because it's racist or something.

>> No.21978431

>there's been a new underground sport rapidly gaining in popularity
>men in speedos are coated in oil and must make it to the other end of a field without being captured by mamono
>all men must buy in before being allowed to compete
>first man to reach the end gets the money
>captured men are married on the spot
>everyone else gets nothing
would you compete?

>> No.21978432

>https://i.imgur.com/5PDg0He.png
have sex with fairies!

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>>21978423

>> No.21978441
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>>21978423
Smug mofu lolis.

>> No.21978444

>>21978431
No, but I wouldn't mind some slippery oiled-up wrestle sex with my waifu either naked or in tight latex catsuits.

>> No.21978447

>>21978441
Little girls should not be allowed to wear lipstick. Lipstick is not for little girls!

>> No.21978463

Nothing beats coming home to your waifu in her nicest naughty nightwear!

>> No.21978465

>>21978441
Loli foxes with multiple tails are all sluts!
SLUTS!

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>>21978432
OK, now what?

>> No.21978473

>>21978465
Sluts for daddy's cock maybe.

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>>21978471
now a fairy is married to your penis

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>>21978465
Lolibabas are the best though.

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>>21978465
They're sluts for (you).

>> No.21978493

>>21978480
i wanna breathe through a reed and hide in her koi pond overnight so i can catch her by surprise and touch one of her fluffy tails

>> No.21978498

why all the pedos in the thread?

>> No.21978501

i'm still prone to feeling guilty about diddling with a loli monster. it sure must suck to know that lolis could LITTERALY rape a grown, much more physically stronger, human man

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>>21978501

>> No.21978505
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Fluffy girls are the best girls, you can't prove me wrong.

>> No.21978508

>>21978501
The Sabbath would love converting you anon, no man can beat the cunny.

>> No.21978510

>>21978498
i just want to bully lolis with my vertical superiority

>> No.21978519

>>21978503
Imagine them taking turns, because they ALL want you to be their onii-chan

>> No.21978523

>>21978503
they don't always look this scary, right? it's to encourage little girls to feel stronger about themselves, no?

>> No.21978526

>>21978510
That's never a good idea anon, your dick is a perfect target for them since they're so short.

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Touch the fox.

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>>21978505

>> No.21978540

>>21978526
>wear stilts to become even taller, increasing my bully power by tenfold
checkmate

>> No.21978544

>>21978523
Anon they're MONSTER Girls, of course they're scary.

>> No.21978551

>>21978540
I don't know anon, I feel like you'd look like a big goon going around on stilts all the time.

>> No.21978557

>>21978523
You got it wrong, anon. All the lovey dovey fluffy cute MG loli pics are propagandas created to make MEN feel good about themselves and lure them into false sense of security.

>> No.21978573

>>21978551
no sacrifice is too great in the pursuit of bullying lolis. with my goofy ass stilts, none can hope to stop me

>> No.21978582

>>21978557
great, now i'll avoid the sabbath in case one of them fatherfuckers tries to get cute with me

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>>21978532
Ah, the ultimate comfort.

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>> No.21978595

>>21978557
>>21978582
But they've got Rock CD's and beer in their van.

>> No.21978599
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21978599

I'm going to start posting one of these prompts each week. Here's an old one, to start with:

You're moving to a new city, where you have a job lined up. The bus pulls up to an empty stop around seven or eight PM, and you're the only passenger to disembark. You spend the next three hours wandering around, trying to find the cheap apartment you'll be staying in (while you look for better accommodations). The city is surprisingly quiet, and the air cools rapidly with the coming night.
You stop in a diner for a greasy dinner while wandering around. Finally, your cell phone connects to the data network long enough for Moogle Maps to work. A short walk after finishing your unhealthy but delicious meal finds you in front of the front door of the apartment building. Even smaller and more run down than the price suggested.
You climb the stairs to the second floor, and find the door that reads "203 A", like the key they mailed to you. The lock is sticky, but some wiggling gets the door creaking open. The apartment is quiet, smells a bit odd, and is painfully empty. Your three boxes sit unopened in hallway by the door, where the movers left them. At least you don't have much to put away. You start charging your phone, and set it to play some music while you put things away. You start by hefting the one helpfully labeled "clothes + misc" to what you guess will be your bedroom, and dig out a pile of shirts and hangers. You open up your closet to put them away, but lurking inside you find...
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono
How loudly do you scream?
How quickly do you run away?
How hard do you throw the armful of button-up shirts and hangers at it?
Will you be moving out, or staying?

>> No.21978602

>>21978595
But I don't drink beer and CDs are so last decade!

>> No.21978605

>>21978592
>bruh...

>> No.21978607

>>21978592
The power of a smug husband

>> No.21978610 [DELETED] 

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hert theyre fellings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide

>> No.21978619

>>21978599
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Mandragora
I guess she does the screaming. But hey, houseplants are great, they make the air better and stuff. Going to set her up by the window and take care of her the way my daddy taught me.

>> No.21978626

>>21978599
>Kamaitachi
I don't have a choice but to impregnate my wife trio

>> No.21978628
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Don't forget your umbrella

>> No.21978634

>>21978628
Rare girl to get art.

>> No.21978637

>>21978599
>Gremlin
I'm confused. I didn't send for any AC installers

>> No.21978650

>>21978599
>Apsara
I don't scream; I give a slight startled "Huh?" before asking what she's doing in my closet.
I don't run away; I outstretch an arm to help her out.
No throwing things at her, but I'll definitely be staying. I ask if she likes the music I'm playing - if not, I'll switch to something else.

>> No.21978653

>>21978599
>Dark Slime
I ask her to leave as this is my apartment.

>> No.21978656

>>21978595
Not really into alcohol, and I don't have any CD-compatible devices after my stereo broke.

>> No.21978658

>>21978656
>>21978602
The loli must change their hunting strategies.

>> No.21978664
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>>21978658
They have their ways.

>> No.21978666

>>21978599
>liliraune
I'd jump from the surprise appearance. And I'd hold my urge to rape them both until my horniness settles down. Get to know them, and probably keep them so I dont get lonely. Hopefully I can figure out where theyll sleep, how I'll feed them, and when they'll get their plant to splash around their nectar in. We'd get along nicely. I'd almost want to feed them chicken parmesan subs and lemonade while they hug me to help me recover after a long day of work and being abused by my shitty demon boss

>> No.21978681

Automata MG jealous that anon is paying more attention to his T420 Thinkpad more than her!

>> No.21978684

>>21978498
Am i a pedo if i only like Oppai-lolis/shortstacks.

>> No.21978686

>>21978619
Good plan. Might have to worry about noise complaints.

>>21978626
Yeah, you probably wouldn't get very far, if you tried to run.
But what were they doing in your closet?

>>21978637
She's probably the building's superintendent.

>>21978650
How is a sexy dancer even a monster, you lucky bastard?

>>21978653
>monsterization
That's probably the former inhabitant of the apartment you're moving into.

>>21978666
Sounds like you'd care for your plant companions pretty well.

>> No.21978687

>>21978664
Loli cuddles would definitely be more enticing than beer or CDs.

>> No.21978693

>>21978686
>How is a sexy dancer even a monster, you lucky bastard?
They're milk elementals, as per KC.Still, I am definitely lucky.

>> No.21978700

>>21978599
>ren xiongmao
>embarassed, she starts to introduce herself
>she's interrupted by the spaghetti exploding from my pockets as i start to panic
>run back outside, leaving a trail of spaghetti behind me
>i can hear her shouting at me to wait while simultaneously tripping on the spaghetti trail i left behind
>she's catching up regardless
>i almost reach the stairs before she tackles me
>"I'm just one of the staff, relax!"
>oh

>> No.21978702

>>21978628
If we're going to monsterize objects do cars. After watching christine i feel cars would monsterize more than umbrellas.

>> No.21978706

>>21978599
>baphomet
>Loud
>I dont
>gimp speed
Of course i will be staying with her. I fucking love Oppai loli bahpos.

>> No.21978713

>>21978634
Is she really? I doubt it. I can name a couple monsters that need more art than karakasa-obake

>> No.21978719

>>21978702
Cars would 100% monsterize. Now the question is would their bustyness be based on drivers preference, Horsepower, or weight.

>> No.21978720

>>21978686
Hoping i wouldn't discover them so they could huff my clothing

>> No.21978731

>>21978599
>dormouse
I won the lottery

>> No.21978732

>>21978599
>Ghost
I open the closet... and see nothing. Maybe something out of the corner of my eye, but I'm pretty sure it's just the breeze blowing the curtains. Still, I've got the strange image of a cute girl in my mind. It's like she's there alongside any thoughts I have. Weird, didn't think I'd done anything to give myself a tulpa. After getting unpacked and settled down, I lay in bed and start to rest, and my thoughts are overtaken by lewd thoughts of this girl. At first they seemed to pop in out of nowhere, but when I start actively fantasizing, she seemed more and more vivid, leading to me fapping. And I just couldn't stop - normally lewd thoughts subside after I cum, but they just kept getting more vivid and intense.
Eventually, my mind was in enough of a haze, I could swear she was floating over me, schlicking just like I pictured she would, dripping all over my cock. The rest of the night blurs away as she lowers herself onto me.

The next morning, I wake up with my loving Ghost wife nestled into my arms. She gives me a little kiss on the cheek to help ease me into the day, and I instinctively, naturally, grope her firm little ass. She wiggles a little, and we start our day with some gentle, snuggly sex.

>> No.21978748

>>21978599
>Species Index
Awesome! Some goof left a copy of the MG Encyclopedia. I thought these were banned in this country? Time to read through it and fantasize about the girls until I fall asleep.

>> No.21978751

>>21978599
>Mershark
Shock and bewilderment at first as who would expect one in my pile of clothes. Then she'd lunge at me and bite.

>> No.21978759

>>21978732
are you a writefag? i haven't seen many of those around here as of late

>> No.21978765

>>21978719
My largest weeb regret in life was not collecting all 50 girls when Toyota did their Impossible Girls campaign for the new Prius. I’m missing 3 or 4, and the website is down so I’m afraid they’re gone forever.

>> No.21978772

>>21978732
Have you read Itoshi no Kana? This reminds me a lot of it.

>> No.21978776

>>21978599
Spinx
I’ll be surprised
Probably won’t run away ask what she’s doing here if I like her probably staying

>> No.21978784

>>21978772
No, but looking it up, it looks cute.

>>21978759
I write sometimes in the thread. I've started a few things on Pastebin, but never linked them because I haven't felt satisfied with them.

>> No.21978803

>>21978784
Definitely one of the most beautiful pieces I’ve read. Ecchi, but it will tug your heart more than at your dick.

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>>21978599
>Hellhound
>Implying I'd even get a chance to scream, run, throw anything, or move out

>> No.21978822

>>21978599
>Amazoness
I don't scream; there's more of a chance she'll notice me if I scream.
I move slowly away from the closet, then make a break for the window.
I use the shirts in my arm to cushion my fall.
I'm moving the fuck away.

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>tfw no waifu
>tfw just like cute monstergirls

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>>21978870
Used to be the same, but then the allure of flat squirrels took over!

>> No.21978902

>>21978599
>Vamp Mosquito
I'll get my blood sucked before I knew it

>> No.21978906

>>21978870
I used to be the same until much like how my waifu monsterizes i was infected by a love for slime carriers and pslimes!

>> No.21978912

>>21978592
Out-fucking-played.

>> No.21978913
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>>21978870
I just had to find a girl that covered everything I liked in any other girl, either just as good or better.

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>>21978607
Yes indeed

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>>21978599
>dark elf
I like how they look but not the whole s&m and father-daughter incest thing KC has going with them

>> No.21978922

>>21978421
Who drew that pic? Artist or source please?

>> No.21978931

What happens if you eat numerous of the demon realm fruits including prisoner, corruption, and raging mushrooms at the same time?

Death?

>> No.21978939

>>21978931
Enlightenment.

>> No.21978958

>>21978931
>>21978939
>Scour the world to find the most exotic and powerful herbs, fruits, and potions
>Your goal is a goal of aimless abandon and 'just because you can'
>You shall eat and drink of all these products, notorious for their reality changing capabilities
>You know what will happen
>Will you incubize?
>Will you die and shrug off this mortal coil?
>You want to find out
>So you feast, and feast
>Devouring the collection of powerful items before you
>Soon enough you are finished with nothing to spare
>You feel power course through your body
>Something is happening
>You feel different
>Something at your core
>Something... queazy
>You feel sick, and your stomach demands evacuation
>You vomit out your recent gluttons onto the ground outside
>Soon enough, you are finished and relief overtakes you
>You feel, normal... like as you had before
>Wait, is that it?

It might be amusing that eating all these things just leads to throwing up as the properties just cancel each other out.

>> No.21978967

>>21978599
>Unicorn.

Unicorn-san! How did you get in my closet?!

>> No.21978979

>>21978919
I'd have far too much fun teasing vampires when crossing thresholds they haven't been previously invited through.

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>>21978931
Yep, that's exactly what happens since this exists https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Undead_Grey_Lamentation_Mushroom

>> No.21978991

>>21978920
S&M is the best thing in the world.

>> No.21978993

>>21978958
That’s what you get for using all of your items at once. https://youtube.com/watch?v=u4YUfrgI7Z4

>> No.21978999

>>21978719
Weight probably? I can't see Ferraris transforming into a tittymonster.
>extra thick semi flaunting her thickness in front of ford-chan.

>> No.21979002

What would happen if a musical instrument monsterized?

>> No.21979008

>>21979002
[x] Make beautiful music together

>> No.21979009

>>21979002
I think I’ve read this thread before. The Tuba discussion goes very wrong.

>> No.21979015

>>21978999
>being caught in a titty press between ford f350 and dodge ram
Heaven!

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This blueberry qt3.14 missed the last ferry and wasn't able to make it to the big Oni shindig, will you rock her world?

>> No.21979047

>>21979035
I will provide the dick, but i dont think i will have to provide the rocking. She probably provides it all by herself easily.

>> No.21979075
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>>21978599
>Tentacle
Good or bad?

>> No.21979079

>>21979075
Good if you dont mind girls being a bit slimy and clingy.

>> No.21979087

>>21979079
I don't mind,i like slimy girls

>> No.21979096

>>21979087
Then she would be pretty good for you. just be prepared for your body to feel like its being licked by hundreds of tongues

>> No.21979102

>>21978599
>Apsara
I have several questions. The first being why is she in there?

>> No.21979129

>Oh no! Evil Greedy Capitalist/Monopolist Danukis are getting rampant with their greed! What should we do?

Sanctions. As in, Trade Sanctions and maybe Embargoes. Danukis can't get money if they are unable to trade and or have their international accounts frozen.

Trade Sanctions hurt the Danukis... And Goblin Merchants.

>> No.21979134

>>21979096
I would,inside her would feel good af too then

>> No.21979136

>>21979129
I want to cuddle the sad Danukis!

>> No.21979165

>>21979134
Yeah they feel excellent and even better that they have multiple tentacle pussies you can fuck if you not feeling the urge to shoot a big load into her main pussy!

>> No.21979171

if one were to accidentally put on living armor, how would they take it off?

>> No.21979180

>>21979171
Ask her nicely.

>> No.21979192

>>21979180
and if she says no?

>> No.21979197

>>21979192
Then she has reason to believe that you would be in danger otherwise, and you should probably listen to her.

>> No.21979234

>>21979129
In bed with the Goblins!

>> No.21979237

I found a hair on my thigh the length of my pinky. Am I turning into a Wendi-dad?

>> No.21979268

Fuck Ren Xiongmao. They need to increase their population therefore they need some dedicated cumpumps.

>> No.21979285

>>21979268
I want to be tied down and made to cum inside a ren xiongmao 10 times in 12 hours.

>> No.21979297

>>21979285
Being an endangered species and all, that's a start.

>> No.21979311

How much Would you buy Gamer Monstergirl Bath Water?

And how much would Monstergirl Merchants sell Girl Bath Water for? Or atleast how much would it cost in Monstergirl Economy?

>> No.21979320

>>21979311
>thinking it wont be monstergirls buying human boy bathwater.
Retardo.

>> No.21979326

>>21979311
I cum in old cola cans and sell them to lonely MGs for a big mark up.
For some reason when I cum in a cherry coke can the offspring always turns out black though. Huh.

>> No.21979335

>>21979320
Okay then, but how does the logic of Monstergirls wanting to buy Human Gamer Boy Bath Water work???

Don't tell me Monstergirls of MGE have a way of using Human Gamer Boy Bath Water for scientific purposes. Or out right weaponizing it.

>> No.21979338

>>21979320
>Wolf girl buy's her favorite, single, e-celeb, man's bathwater
>Tracks him down thousands of miles just based off of scent alone

>> No.21979349

>>21979335
Retardos don't get answers.

>>21979338
The trouble of being a twitch boya.

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>I NEED PICTURES! PICTURES OF ALPS!!!

>-A Danuki chief reporter

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Not even Cheshire Cat will touch that one!

>> No.21979449

>>21979434
Force the Cheshire Cat to touch your hairy bollocks.

>> No.21979452

>>21979434
But you did acknowledge it, silly bitchkitten

>> No.21979460

>>21979452
I must make the sacrifice, so no one else will start the shitstorm.

>> No.21979468

>>21978599
>Dark Valkyrie
I don't scream when startled, I just freeze up.
It's just the local believer of the Fallen God trying to recruit people to their church I'm quite sure, too bad I'm more of a Eros sort of guy.

>> No.21979492

QnA is up in two hours or so, guys.

>> No.21979497

>>21979492
What would a cheshire do if she found me on the ground and not reacting to any of her usual bullshit?

>> No.21979502

>>21979497
Meant for >>21979434

>> No.21979503

>>21979497
gee anon that sounds like a great idea, I'm sure cheshire cat will be impressed by your dedication and instantly leave you alone.

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>Convince a hinezumi to dump flammable liquids on herself before every fight
>Let her do the whole super blazing gas dump thing for a while
>Have her next match in a crowded area with lots of spectators
>Replace her usual oil/gas/whatever with a sticky fire retardant
>The sheer embarrassment when she can't get blazing over and over

>> No.21979565

>>21978599
>Ocelomeh
Panic, but I'm pretty much screwed and hers.

>> No.21979595

Can somebody screen cap the chatting session with KC and make an imgur album of it or something so that I can translate important questions and stuffs later? I'm outside and I don't think I'll be going home any time soon

>> No.21979611
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21979611

What she is trying to do?

>> No.21979624

>>21979611
She's trying to swallow anon's dick

>> No.21979635

>>21979595
Yeah, I will.

>> No.21979655

>>21979611
Checking for alps.

>> No.21979660

>>21979655
Penis inspection day is serious business.

>> No.21979664

>>21979660
It's for your own good really. Huh? Why do all the familiars get to watch too? Training the next generation of doctors, of course.

>> No.21979672

Fuck Alps.

>> No.21979674

>>21979635
Thank you kindly, Anon

>> No.21979678

>>21979672
No, don't! They know all of a man's weaknesses!

>> No.21979826

>>21979672
I wanna get drunk with an alp on a bro night and try my best to not get sexual with it.

>> No.21979893

>>21979826
What games do you play with an Alp that aren't Halo?
Maybe Tekken?

>> No.21979914

So, until now, KC has started considering selling e-book versions of the world guides.

>> No.21979937
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21979937

Just a reminder that Shirokuto is a Grade-A Loli Christmas Cake.

Also, her nipple peak is adorable.

>> No.21979948

>>21978599
>Nightmare
Just how the fuck did she manage do fit into my tiny closet?
That's definitely a question that I'd like to be answered after I'm done dicking her in self defense

>> No.21979950

>>21979937
I wish more of the Witches had long hair.

>> No.21980009

>>21979914
That would help a lot with scans.

>> No.21980013

Isn't it sometime today that KC is having a live talk in his chat? Is our shitposting platoon ready?

>> No.21980014

yandere monsters

>> No.21980020

>>21980013
It's already going on. It started 30 minutes ago

>> No.21980022

>>21980013
Ah, it's already started.

>> No.21980035

>>21979950
Yeah, but I'm guessing most Sabbaths see long hair as being mature. Which means that many of them prefer short and cute styles.

Shirokuto obviously cares a lot less about appearances, considering it took the head Baphomet to make them wear cute clothing.

>> No.21980054

>>21980014
After I beat off to a monster girl, I like cuddle up with my body pillow and pretend it's her.

Whenever I beat off to them though, afterwards my mind always drift towards sandworms. Like I feel like I should have done better and fapped to sandworms.

Is this what having a waifu is like? You just keep coming back to her?
If so, I think sandworm just might be my girl.

>> No.21980083

What do you think is the least popular species?

>> No.21980119

It seems like Shoggoths can also create slime jellies.
Also, KC's taking any questions so if you have anything to ask use Google translator or something to ask him a question

>> No.21980132

>>21980083
The one you forgot exists.

>> No.21980144

>>21980119
>use Google translator or something to ask him a question
I would suggest you don't. He really doesn't like that.

>> No.21980170

>>21980144
Of course, you have to excuse yourself first.
Guy who asked shoggoth slime jellies also seemed like a foreigner, starting his question with "I'm not that good with Japanese but I was big fan of yours" and all that.

>> No.21980210

Electric and Light elementals exist. Light elementals would be somewhat peculiar, just like Dark Matter

>> No.21980267

Gremlins can't create whole Automatons by themselves yet, but they can create parts for repairing and customizing and stuffs like that

>> No.21980278

In Sai-da you can find shops for Automaton parts

>> No.21980335

>>21980210
Electric elementals sound neat.
>>21980267
Nice to know gremlins are hard at work.

>> No.21980337

Q: Cheshires are well-known for teasing males, but are there any cases where they have fallen for specific male so profoundly that they're unable to tease him?

A: Cheshires don't tease males they don't like so actually their teasing indicates that they have fallen for that male. I guess something like 'she tried to tease him by denying his orgasm but failed because she also wanted his cum so badly' can happen, but it all depends on the individual differences

>> No.21980360

>>21980337
Suck it, avatarfags.

>> No.21980364

>>21980267
Very interesting OP.

>> No.21980396

Joker Trumparts exist

>> No.21980433
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21980433

She cute

>> No.21980450
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21980450

>>21980267
Call me when Automatons can make Automatons.

>> No.21980476

>>21979611
Taking away his human rights

>> No.21980477

It seems like Balrog MGs exist and KC said 'wait for its entry'.
But is it okay to just use something straight out from Tolkein? Surely there must be some copyright problems?

>> No.21980494

>>21980477
This was known for years. The question was about when is the Balrog mentioned in encyclopedia 2 coming out and he said please continue to wait.

>> No.21980497

MGs know the concept of sperms and eggs and how they work because they have researched very throughly on the matter

>> No.21980530

>>21980337
Failed orgasm denial sounds amusing, would make a mess of a Cheshire's face.
>>21980494
I really hope it's soon.

>> No.21980549

STOP LEWDING LOLIS

>> No.21980555

Is someone making a transcript copypasted of the chatlog?

>> No.21980568

>>21980549
try and stop me

>> No.21980582

>>21980477
Then it turns out it's Balrog from Cave Story.

>> No.21980587
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21980587

>Anon finally finds the legendary cat island

>> No.21980611

Very few MGs are shotacons because they don't really care about male's age or appearance and stuffs like that

>> No.21980615

>>21980396
do they live in a society?

>> No.21980624

>>21980611
Shotfags btfo.

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>>21980568
The Ayatollah looks down on you

>> No.21980658

>>21980624
Eh, it's not like they don't 'hate' shotas. It seems 'lolification magic' can work on males as well turning him to shota (albeit temporarily) so looks like some kind of onee-shota-ly sex can always happen. It's just that MGs don't choose males just beacuse they are shotas or something like that

>> No.21980661

>>21980549
I'm trying but these anons are expressing their desires to fuck little girls

>> No.21980662

>>21980549
Stop being a cumbly bumbly fag.

>> No.21980682

>>21980624
It's just reconfirming that monsters don't care about appearance at all. That creepy Dark Mage or Kraken who has been staring at you isn't going to sneak in a shota transformation unless you did something to indicate that it's your fetish.

>> No.21980701

>>21980624
KC has to balance a delicate game, where he gives us degenerates the content we like, without out-right typing "child sex" on his twitter.

>> No.21980704

>>21980611
Based kc

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>>21980682
>creepy Dark Mage
What would she do when she found out I fap to creampie gangbangs all the time?

>> No.21980711

>>21980706
Get you a Doppel potion.

>> No.21980740

It's not confirmed yet, but next World Guide may feature a 'Casino city' mentioned in the new book(I don't know what he's talking about since I didn't read the book)

>> No.21980753

>>21979035
No duh, I mean she's got nobody else. Leads to a night of drinking and sloppy drunken sex.

>> No.21980756

loli mg's are for cumming inside of

>> No.21980763

It looks like all the MG red light district works similarly like the one in 'Dae Ryua' (the stripper club island). If you pick a girl, you get a waifu

>> No.21980778

>>21980763
That sounds scary, what if I just want a one night stand with a "exotic" monster girl?

>> No.21980799

>>21980778
She takes you somewhere where the night never ends.

>> No.21980802

>>21980611
>they don't really care about male's age
You realize that plays in favor of shotas as well right

>> No.21980825

MGs in general are not really hostile toward the 'religion of Chief Goddess.' In fact, there are many cases where a believer continues to keep her religion after she had monsterized

>> No.21980840

>>21980799
I don't want to go to the demon realm. It sounds scary being total night.

>> No.21980844

>>21980706
Tell you to stop have shit taste.

>> No.21980857

MGs like Automatons and Living Armor all can have babies. In case of Automatons it's not like they were built with that kind of functions at the first place, but more like they have self-updated their bodies after getting semen from her husband

>> No.21980867

>>21978922
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/File:Family_pic.png

>> No.21980881

>>21980587
I'd be so happy in the cat kingdom

>> No.21980889

Fuck, I didn't know chat logs just disappear after some time. Is somebody keeping screen caps of this or something? Because there were some questions I couldn't find time to translate because there were so many at the time

>> No.21980895

>>21980889
Yeah. I'm at 63 screencaps currently,

>> No.21980897

>>21980889
You fucked up, mayne.

>> No.21980908

>>21980895
Thanks anon.

>> No.21980920

The red queen is the white queen and the tribe is a chess golem.

>> No.21980948

>>21980763
Doesnt that go against the rare cases mentioned in MGE II?

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>>21980857
Dreams DO come true.

>> No.21980966

Q. How do MGs with specific items attached to them (e.g. like Cursed Swords or Genies) born?
A. MGs themselves are born from their mother, but items just appear suddenly at one point. How peculiar!

>> No.21980970

>>21980948
Think about what 'rare' means, anon.

>> No.21980976

>>21979937
i want a motherly loli from her sabbath

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>> No.21981006

>>21980996
shoggoths are unfair cheaters, they need to acquire a husband the right way otherwise i'll get upset

>> No.21981068
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21981068

>>21980549
But they're already lewd.

>> No.21981076

>>21980825
That must be very awkward.

>> No.21981092

>>21980976
Motherly lolibabas are max comfy

>> No.21981113
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21981113

So nobody's gonna ask if bicorns give birth to unicorns or more bicorns? Then again, knowing KC he'd probably say that it depends on what the father wants.

>> No.21981120

>>21981113
is kc the king of having your cake and eating it too?

>> No.21981126

>>21980948
What do you mean? I had always assumed it was rare for it not to be a one and done situation.

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>>21981120
More like the emperor.

>> No.21981157

There is no cult for onee-sans like Sabbath is for lolis since onee-san is more of a popluar taste, so making cults for them is kinda pointless

>> No.21981167

>>21980549
t. CC Dragon who will eventually become a Dragon Zombie

>> No.21981175

>>21981157
Oof. I figured age would be the reason, but citing popularity as being to high is funny as fuck. Also i will just headcanon it in for me.

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>> No.21981195

>>21980014
What non-yan species would be the most likely be yan? No Shirohebi or Kikimora because those are the most talked about already

>> No.21981201

>>21981157
DJ Khaled "Suffering from Success"

>> No.21981207

>>21981195
I was about the say any snek but they're pretty possessive in the first place.

Maybe Scyllae and Krakens since they want to hug you as long as they can.

>> No.21981212
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21981212

>>21981195
Unicorn.

>> No.21981216

>>21980477
They've had Balrogs in other non-Tolkien related properties like Maplestory before so if they could get away with it I'm sure KC can

>> No.21981228

>>21981195
I like to imagine my loli Night Gaunt wife not only being extremely clingy but beyond Shirohebi/Wisp level of yan.

>> No.21981253

>>21981113
In my headcanon one will be more likely to give birth to a member of her own species but it's a roughly a 1/5 or 1/3 percent chance that a bicorn could have a unicorn daughter and a unicorn a bicorn daughter. This isn't based off of anything solid I just like the family dynamics it would entail

>> No.21981258

i get a jinko muay thai boxer brawler that protect mes while i'm in a highly condensed demon realm
am i safe?

>> No.21981273

>>21981258
What is a highly condensed demon realm.

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>>21981258
Wolfus>tigers.

>> No.21981284

>>21981273
You get a Demon Realm when you put it in water.

>> No.21981301

>>21981273
air is contaminated with monster mana, the water is literal vagina cum, it's crowded with monsters, the food is unhealthy-looking but can probably make you cum without anything touching your cock as soon as it hits the bottom of your stomach. mamono mana, all scrunched up in one metropolis

>> No.21981308
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21981308

Come to Zipangu!

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>>21981301
>the water is literal vagina cum

>> No.21981344

>>21981308
there's low birth rates there and everyone's old, i think i'm good

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>>21981344
>everyone's old

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>>21981344
>he doesn't like CC's
look at this man and laugh

>> No.21981380

>>21981301
there's orgies on the trains, the girls after school scout out for old men to molest and rape, there's rape-and-run incidents at night, redcap stabbings, bullied witches spell-casting up schools, police "brutalities", incubus prostitutes, and more

>> No.21981390
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21981390

What has science done?

>> No.21981408

>>21981380
What a terrible place to raise your children.

>> No.21981422

>>21981380
>incubus prostitutes
those bicorn pimps know the best spots to find business if ya know what i'm sayin

>> No.21981430

>>21981380
>bullied witches spell-casting up schools
Dang, I want to bully a busty young nerd witch in school until she mind controls me into being her sex slave.

>> No.21981432

>>21981408
yeah, i would hate to fucking see a young boy who lost his parents on the train only to receive "help" from a dark mage three times his size

>> No.21981438

A sure way for unmarried males to travel to Wonderland is to go to bed while thinking stuffs like "I really want to go to Wonderland!" or "I really want to date Wonderland girls!". Then he would wake up and find himself in Wonderland

>> No.21981447

>>21981438
Well shit.
I'd have a cheshire cats pretty quick.

>> No.21981482

>>21981447
>go to sleep at night after a hard day
>cant stop fantasizing about wonderland
>wake up the next day
>all you can see is fat cheshire ass
>all you can feel is her deep throating your cock.

>> No.21981484

Man, there's lot of questions going on and I also spent a lot of time creating legible Japanese sentences for my question so I kinda missed a lot of questions. I'll make sure I'll go through them later with screen caps that one Anon seems to be saving.

Anyone who wants to ask him a question? I think I can make one or two questions

>> No.21981495

>>21981482
Exactly.
It would be great.
Gonna fondle that fat cat ass.

>> No.21981499

>>21981484
are adult baphos a thing. Like are there baphos that have chosen to become adults permanently.

>> No.21981505

>>21981484
I'm currently at 110 screencaps.

>> No.21981508

>>21981484
is space travel possible?

>> No.21981531

>>21981484
How big is the average undead kingdom?

>> No.21981547

>>21981482
Facesitting seems like a Caterday tradition

>> No.21981549

>>21981484
Does the Undersea Kingdom keep land animals in glass rooms like how we keep fishes in glass bowls?

>> No.21981574

>>21981499
I asked him this, and KC said

>It is possible, and maybe there already exists one. Though I've never seen one myself!

>> No.21981581

>>21980477
He already took sandworms from Dune

>> No.21981589

>>21981581
>As for the wizard of Oz, it may come out with a named character ~
Add another one to the pile.

>> No.21981606

>>21980476
>tfw no undead rulers to take away my human rights

>> No.21981624

>>21981606
Anon you just reinforcing bad behavior by being a slut to the undead

>> No.21981630

How to marry Druella:

Go to MG counseling center, and declare that you want to marry Druella. Defeat every Druella's MG bodyguards or pour Mana marker all over yourself.
Go to Lescatie. Tell Druella how you feel, or rather, pin her down. PROFIT!

*Of course, whole thing would fail if you're even slightly drawn to other MG races

>> No.21981640

So a Mermaid's hair is always reasonably glossy and moist instead of always being wet.

>> No.21981665

>>21981624
They know what's best for me anyway. I am looking forward to being a loyal subject of the Undead Empire!

>> No.21981669

>>21981574
Polite Japanese no, sounds like think of it if you want kind of like futa potions but it actually existing is a "maybe"

>> No.21981695

I asked two questions about the Night Gaunt because she is my waifu.
It sounded like he said that unmarried Night Gaunts have tails that are thinner than their husbands and then I asked if you can change what type of tentacles you have when transformed and he said "You can. You can make tentacles by freezing mucus freely to some extent".

>> No.21981722

>>21981695
Glad to hear you got your answers Nightgauntanon! I can’t think of anything particular to ask about Hatters, but am monitoring see if anyone else comes up with one.

>> No.21981733

>>21981695
I asked twice how harpies can write if they don''t have hands, but I didn't see it answered and don't want to ask again. Hopefully he did.

>> No.21981736

>>21981722
QnA session is over currently. I mean, it's 1 AM in Japan.
Also I think I saw one question regarding Hatters but it flew past since I was asking him about adult baphos.

>> No.21981747

>>21981733
By the end Will opened a window to ask questions and you had a few seconds to ask before KC answered what was being asked for that session.

>> No.21981750

>>21981722
Some anon asked about their clothing. It's made of mushrooms, though, if you hold your hand over the mushroom parts, they feel like shrome, while the cloth-looking parts feel like cloth.
Madhatters could also just pull a string and undress in an instant, though.

>> No.21981751

>>21977528
>it is not an unreasonable assumption to think that, since humans are not naturally adept at magic, their cities must be harsh, primitive places with no amenities, but only if you ignore the existence of Engineers
>the Engineers are humans who invent new machines, improve old designs, and find effective ways of using already existing technology
>their high understanding of physics allows them such feats as making drawbridges that move by themselves, bringing light to the entire city at night, or even creating flying vehicles without ever using magic
>they are often lost deep in thought, and are on average less likely to socialize, some going so far as to only interact with other Engineers to consult them on their projects
>these traits make them appear cold and distant, but they are fully capable of returning affection and are not more difficult to court compared to other men

>> No.21981755

>>21981733
Did you ask when it was time for the questions? There were a lot of people questioning so at the KC received questions in intervals.
Also somebody asked how bird MGs dress themselves and KC answered their claws can work somewhat like human hands. I guess that's your answer

>> No.21981756

>>21981747
Ah, oh well. He answered my question about mermaid hair.

>> No.21981761

>>21981495
Good man. she also probably wants you to get a good taste of her pussy so make sure you give that some attention.

>>21981547
indeed it is!

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>>21981438
Nice.

>> No.21981788

>>21981750
Ah! This lines up absolutely perfectly with what I had already assumed from the profile. It seems I was on KC’s wavelength when approaching my dear wife in my mind! Thank you!

>> No.21981798
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21981798

I want a nurse kikimora

>> No.21981829
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21981829

Thicc wights.

>> No.21981840

>>21981829
Oh yes! Eating out a wight like that sounds like heaven

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>>21981640
I assume it's the same for other water-dwelling mamono?

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>>21981798
I want a soldier kikimora.

>> No.21981886

>>21981873
I want to be the batman/cuddlepump for a navy captain Kikimora

>> No.21981891

>>21981695
Pretty nice answers glad you got some more info about your wife too nightgauntfag anon.

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>>21981886
>batman

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>>21981798
I want a meido kiki to wake me up every morning and from every nap by licking my face, followed by some deep, passionate kissing, and then a blowjob to top it off.

>> No.21981926

>>21981915
I want a cute, blind batgirl to echolocate my dick and then blush furiously while covering her ears.

>> No.21981937

>>21981736
When are we getting screenshots?

>> No.21981943

>>21981915
Moths make bat noises to mess with their echo-locating. Discuss.

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>>21981755
Makes sense, since there are people without arms in real life who use their feet as substitute hands.
https://youtu.be/DpNlvQLgsAc

>> No.21981958

>>21981943
I knew it, moths are bullies!

>> No.21981967

>>21981943
>delinquent mothgirls shouting at a nerdy bat flying by
>les~!
>bo~!
>vir~!
>gin~!
>bat starts crying and crashes into a window
>it ends up in cute sex with her childhood friend

>> No.21981978

QnA is over, they're just talking about WGIII somewhat, so I'll stop saving everything.

>> No.21981981

>>21981978
Thank you anon. Hope it wasn't too much of a bother for you

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>>21981967
>tfw

>> No.21981995

>>21981978
It was only 6 hours or so, no worries.

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21982033

GUYS

>> No.21982042
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>>21981829
That looks more like a lich

>> No.21982043

>>21982033
With parrots, everything is an erogenous zone.

>> No.21982045
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21982045

>>21982033
New tittybird species?

>> No.21982074
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>> No.21982075

http://imgbox.com/g/9MMlViBfdd
>>21981981
>>21979595
QnA is here. 139 screenshots.

>> No.21982080

>>21981957
I though 'the claw' was referring to something that was at top of their wings, like Gandharvas have? My memories are unclear so you might have to wait for actual screen caps

>> No.21982083
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21982083

>>21982033
green birb

>> No.21982085

>>21982075
Oh wow. It's up already.
Feels like I would spend my entire week going through all this.
Anyway I'm off to bed. Again, thank you for your hard work, anon.

>> No.21982086

Computer maintenance with Grem-chan

>> No.21982090

>>21982033
I'd just like to remind you that for many parrots the back of the head is an erogenous zone that, by gently stroking, can cause the bird to see you as a mate.

>> No.21982094

>>21982086
I should clean the insides of mine.

>> No.21982096

>>21982074
horsecunny!

>> No.21982100

>>21982090
>Does Polly want a cracker?
>Polly wants yo papa's sweet cock
>What did Polly say to me?

>> No.21982109

>>21982080
Gandharva is the only one to have claws on her wings in her profile pic though.

>> No.21982120
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>>21982086

>> No.21982122

>>21982100
>>What did Polly say to me?
you asking for a translation?
"gohan" rice, food, snack, etc

>> No.21982130

>>21982086
What is her favorite Linux distribution?

>> No.21982139

>>21982100
They become very possessive in addition to occasionally trying to hump.

>> No.21982145

>>21981920
i want sahu to wake me up by putting her ass in my face and hugging my head to it with her tail

>> No.21982154

sure wish there are salt-water sahugains so one can hunt crabs for me and we dine like royalty tonight

>> No.21982157

>>21982145
>>21982154
So I heard you like Sahus

>> No.21982162

>>21982157
Indeed.

>> No.21982165

I have read the truth about the order. Man that is kinda fucked up, I feel bad for them.

>> No.21982173

>>21982162
Why do they wear school swimwear?

>> No.21982174
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21982174

>>21982157
Whatever gave you that idea?
>>21982165
What?

>> No.21982178
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21982178

>>21982173
>What looks like clothing that they are wearing is actually a part of their scales. These scales can be taken off or moved aside to make it convenient for having sex with a man. Occasionally, they molt, removing and discarding these scales. The shed scales can be worn as clothing, and there is a demand for them even among other monsters.

>> No.21982180

>>21982173
Those are scales that look like school swimwear, anon. Also, we kinda needed a natural source of producing swimwear, and Sahus fit the bill.

>> No.21982181

>>21982165
and it's a bigger shame that they're the only thing that prevents the extinction of human men. without the order, eventually a "heat death" for humanity happens and mamono will commit suicide because there nothing left that can satisfy them

>> No.21982188

>>21982181
Where did you read that?

>> No.21982191

>>21982181
>Although it is impossible to say for sure, it is quite likely that mamono will start having incubi before the death of the current generation.

>> No.21982203

>>21982178
>>21982174
Gonna grab me a chubby sahu.
A real fatty tuna.

>> No.21982211

>>21982181
>4)Your native demon realm will ultimately remain without people, because they will all become mamono and incubi. And, undoubtedly, the number of men for whom you can marry, will soon reach zero, until the boys begin to be born. Will the ruling elite take any countermeasures (besides hunting men in other places)?

>You can go in search of a husband elsewhere or develop tourism and beautification of the kingdom so that people come from outside. There are many different actions to attract people to the right place. Although it is impossible to say for sure, it is quite likely that mamono will start having incubi before the death of the current generation.

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>> No.21982230

>>21982191
>>21982211
I wish to have the first son in Wonderland with my Dear Hatter Wife! She’ll fashion a small cap for him and he’ll be a hit with all the girls in his class!

>> No.21982233

>>21981829
I want to pull her noble ahoge

>> No.21982236

>>21982217
What a happy housewife.

>> No.21982237

>>21982211
>death of the current generation
some of us here are immortal tho

>> No.21982242 [SPOILER] 
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>>21982211
>>21982230
Imagine an incubus child being born to a sandworm.

>> No.21982243

>>21982181
Once the DL wins they'll be able to give birth to incubus and it is stated the monsters will keep places as "reservations" where humans are kept pure so they can still grab humans from there,.

Newfag.

>> No.21982253

>>21982174
Well I would feel like shit if I was devoted as fuck, then learning that all this devotion was for nothing and I basically lived in a huge sack of lie. The og chiefgod created the demon lord to kill humans if their numbers arise. Heroes only exist as tools too for this balance keeping too, there is no actual love from the chief god towards humans. To think that a monster, the current demon lord had bigger love towards humans than the actual creator, and the current one is sad.

Some writefag should make a story about a pally having his mental breakdown about this, then healing of course. Healing is super important.

>> No.21982256

>>21982237
A generation isn't measured by lifespan. A human generation is around 20 years. Because monsters are slower to have children it is probably considerably a larger number and will never happen in the books because it ruins the status quo of monsters hunting down husbands but the point is it disproves grimdark pro order shit.

>> No.21982266

>>21982154
they go to the islands so they are just fine in saltwater areas

>> No.21982269

>>21982256
oops brainfart i forgot

>>21982243
i hope a hellhound rapes you

>> No.21982273

>>21982075
Holy shit that's a lot of images.

>> No.21982277
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>>21982243
>inb4 incubi aren't human/are monsterboys

>> No.21982280

>>21982266
ok good, i don't want my sahu to become a landshark girl or something

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21982286

>>21982280
>landshark girl

>> No.21982292

>>21982230
How would you have time to raise a son in Wonderland?
Especially considering your sexual appetite

>> No.21982304

>>21982292
I imagine it would be long from now, decades even!
It would be an adjustment but a welcome one to bear!
Perhaps myself and some of my friends like the Pslimefag, dragonfag, trumpartfag and others could take turns rotation babysitting or having our kids play together!

>> No.21982307
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>>21982292
Incubi can be refreshed by sex the same way baseline humans are refreshed by sleep, so they can lead a normal/consistent life even though they have lots of sex

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>>21982269
You say that like it's a bad thing.

>> No.21982327
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>> No.21982347

>>21982322
Shiny

>> No.21982376
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>> No.21982432

>>21981920
If your Kikimora isn't mounting you to the hilt every morning, you aren't a real master to her.

>> No.21982441

>>21982432
I'm more of an oral guy. I'd rather be woken up by licks, kisses, and blowjobs rather than sex. Sex is her reward for a job well done. And she always does a good job

>> No.21982447

>>21982042
i want to make love to this lich!

>> No.21982466

Covering a female knight's whole body with all kinds of pleasure insignia possible!

>> No.21982476

>>21978599
>Tritonia
She didn't even noticied I was there

>> No.21982533

>>21981915
>Go Zubat!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tn42oAx9wo

>> No.21982541
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>> No.21982542

>>21982533
>Exploring a cave, searching for a ushi-oni girlfriend
>Forgot to use repel
>Werebats EVERYWHERE

>> No.21982544

>>21981985
Peak female body.
And very cute personality.
I would put up with (tl note: marry) this f@ b@

>> No.21982553

>>21982541
And they said an ice cream shop in Winterstown would bomb!

>> No.21982559
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21982559

>>21982542
>Attract the attention of a BIG Werebat.

>> No.21982565

>>21982544
>>21982559
What do I feed my smol childhood friend werebat to turn her into a BEEEEG werebat?

>> No.21982568
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21982568

F@ C@ T@S

>> No.21982574
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>>21982565
Lots and lots of fruit.

>> No.21982590
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21982590

Imagine swimming in the ocean trying to find a mermaid waifu only to get raped by a piece of kelp

>> No.21982594

>>21982322
hellhounds are hoodrat gangswomen that fucks all the pure and beautiful men

>> No.21982597
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>>21982590
That's why you buy a mana marker.

>> No.21982598

>>21982541
what flavor of ice cream are they eating?

>> No.21982606

>>21982597
and buy an extra pair of mana marker for nookies cuz they'll charge your sperm count too

>> No.21982607
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21982607

>>21982594
My wife is no hoodrat, and I am definitely not pure or beautiful.

>> No.21982608
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21982608

What's her thought?

>> No.21982612

>>21982598
semen

>> No.21982617
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21982617

>>21982597
>"I'm sick and tired of being ignored by man after man, I'm gonna show him why flow kelps are 10 times better than those fish sluts"
or
>Buy danuki branded mana marker
>Actually gives you the mana marker to the loneliest girl in town out of the kindness of her heart
>and the bribe she was given
>Happily gives you a refund and gives you the card to her wedding planner cousin

>> No.21982627
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21982627

Actual scans when?

>> No.21982630

Going to apply for janny position?

>> No.21982632

>>21982568
You hat me at F@ C@

>> No.21982644

You got the stuff?

>> No.21982646

>>21982598
Glacies gets mint chocolate chip, Yeti gets cookie dough, peanut butter cup, double fudge, and vanilla

>> No.21982647
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21982647

>>21982630
I thought that was Kiki-san's job.

>> No.21982653

>>21982597
Banana head

>> No.21982656

>>21982647
Kiki-san is too busy getting punished by master to do her job correctly.

>> No.21982666

>>21982647
She’s certainly be better than Shoggy at the job.
>Thread deleted. Reason: Off topic. Talk about Mastah.
>(User was banned for this post. Reason: Not about Mastah!)

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21982669

>>21982646
How does yeti-chan stay so thin if she eats like that? It must all go to her tits and ass
>>21982666
In general masters or is she talking about a specific master?

>> No.21982675

>>21982647
didn't jp had a janitor wit a maid mascot at one point?

>> No.21982678

>>21982590
I'd panic pretty hard while getting wrapped and restrained by surprise kelp.

>> No.21982680

>>21982669
Silly anon. There’s only one Mastah, her Mastah! All others are frauds.

Actually, I wonder what it’s like when a married Shoggoth meets another shoggoth who is also married to a different man.

>> No.21982683

>>21982644
Yeah I got it, where's the money, huh? I want to see the money!

>> No.21982686

>>21982669
>How does yeti-chan stay so thin if she eats like that? It must all go to her tits and ass
Yetis have a higher body heat than normal, both to burn unwanted excess fat and to make hugs comfier.

>> No.21982689

>>21982669
Cute and thick!

>> No.21982698

>>21982607
she must've been raised by sophisticated humans, then. and since that's the case then yes you are pure and beautiful, you just haven't seen been to a real hellhound neighborhood

>> No.21982701

>>21982683
No, no, no, you don't see the money till I see the stuff!

>> No.21982702

>>21982612
i hope there's vaginal cum flavor for me

>> No.21982707
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21982707

lewd the fairies

>> No.21982709

>>21982598
pi flavor

>> No.21982715

>>21982647
>monster girl 4chan
>jannies are kikis and shogs
>/jp/ is zipangu otaku culture board
>this thread is a human man thread
>there's atleast one holstaur telling familiars and witches that oppai is better than cunny

>> No.21982716
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21982716

>>21982707

>> No.21982720

>>21982707
no! they'll start liking being lewd for a huge 6-ft curious man...

>> No.21982722

>>21982716
mom please

>> No.21982727

>>21982707
That's a good size for a fairy. Got some heft.

>> No.21982733

>>21982715
>husbandofags post pictures they commission of their husbandos
>a few include their hypothetical daughterus as well

>> No.21982737

>>21982680
>Shog mom calls her daughter's master a fraud
>They start screaming at each other in a long dead eldritch tongue
>Furniture starts growing eyes, floor now has open tooth filled maws, grass and trees wither, the sun is blocked by an eclipse
>Ends after daughter breaks down crying and runs away with her master
>Mom shog realizes what she said and tries to apologize

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21982738

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=76563504

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21982741

>>21982733
>daughterus
>not sonus

>> No.21982749

>>21982733
I wonder if KDF's waifu would be as autistic about daughteru dicking as he is.

>> No.21982751

>>21982741
Oh no, not the Sonnu fuckers.

>> No.21982755
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21982755

>>21982722
>Yes dear?

>> No.21982756

>>21982751
Don't forget the dhampirs droning on about their daddy fetish.

>> No.21982757

>>21982741
I was speaking more to the likes of kdf and mousefag whos wives want them to fuck their daughterus too.

>> No.21982762

>>21982749
>Kobold KDF dreams about meeting her husbando and having a beautiful daughteru with him
>Also dreams about teaching her daughteru how to suck daddy's dick

>> No.21982767
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>> No.21982773
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>>21982767
Big Sneks have trouble adjusting to modern life, it's true.

>> No.21982775

>>21982749
Oh, she most definitely would be, anon. She'd be just as enthusiastic as I am about teaching and doing lewd things with our daughteru, even on their own sometimes.

>> No.21982778

>>21982767
(This image sponsored by Prude Sisters of The Order)

>> No.21982780

>>21982767
This post is stupid and you should feel stupid.

>> No.21982790

>>21982773
SHES HUGE!

>> No.21982791
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21982791

>>21982762
Don't forget the latex.

>> No.21982794

>>21982767
lies and slander

>> No.21982795
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21982795

>>21982778
We should send some Snake Cult operatives to deal with them.

>> No.21982799

>The great white Tibetan land shark-Known for her uncontrollable sex drive and incredibly tight cunny. She gets quite horny during summer, often choosing a secret mate. Putting this beast in a snare will only make her mad. To defend yourself, you gotta fuck her brains out.

>> No.21982813 [DELETED] 

Reminder.

>> No.21982820
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21982820

Reminder from lich-sama.

>> No.21982822

>>21978421
What are the chances i will be accepted as a teacher in a sea bishop school?

>> No.21982831
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21982831

Metal slime when?

>> No.21982832

>>21982791
Such a beautiful girl that kobold is!

>> No.21982838

>>21982791
>Fucking your kobold girlfriend while she's still wearing that full body latex suit. Just open up a hole where her cunny is and get going.

>> No.21982840

>>21982820
Undead propaganda!

>> No.21982845

>>21982838
Absolutely not anon, latex is expensive and not for tearing at all. That's a major pet peeve of mine.

>> No.21982857

>>21982845
But then how are you gonna fuck her?

>> No.21982861

>>21982845
>KDF introducing his waifu to his latex fetish
>Constant edging and teasing causes her to rip the latex off her crotch the instant he pulls out his dick
>Stops everything to reprimand her and tell her how expensive that suit was
>They have makeup sex as he has to put another order for a new suit

>> No.21982864
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21982864

>>21982840
Truth!

>> No.21982871

>>21982861
>>21982845
What if the latex suit had a crotch slit which could be opened without tearing the thing apart?

>> No.21982878

>>21982857
In reference to the image here >>21982791, I always imagined being able to just slide the crotch of her top out of the way and then there'd be a built-in hole or a zipper on her pants underneath for relatively easy access.

>>21982861
I wouldn't need to introduce her to it anon, she'd have had it at least as long as I have. If we ever did have a mishap where some latex did rip we'd both be equally as heartbroken.

>> No.21982895
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21982895

Dead tengu or lich doing experiment?

>> No.21982898

>>21982895
Lich-san having fun

>> No.21982911

>>21982698
Hell is a fun and happening place though.
Just mind the lava.

>> No.21982912
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21982912

>>21982773

>> No.21982918

>>21982911
Unless you're married to a Hellhound, then you can have a comfy swim in it together!

>> No.21982920
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>> No.21982921

Speaking about sneks adapting to the modern world,where would echidnas lurk considering dungeons dont exist anymore? IKEA shops?

>> No.21982923
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21982923

Vampires are such a pain in a neck

>> No.21982931
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21982931

>>21982918
Why swim in it when you can fuck it?

>> No.21982935

>>21982923
But worth the hassle!

>> No.21982938

>>21982895
Dead Tengu.

>> No.21982941

>>21982923
Only if they are super devoted about making you a nobleman. I wouldn't fit, I'm too much of a country guy.

>> No.21982945
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21982945

>>21982707
Post more qt fairies

>> No.21982959

>>21982921
They could pass as escape rooms if those are still a thing. Naturally the exit leads through their bedroom.

>> No.21982961

>>21982627
Dunno why but she gives me a idol vibe

>> No.21982962

>>21982931
How many cumflations can a lava golem handle?

>> No.21982968

>>21982912
An Ancient Evil!

>> No.21982972

>>21982962
Alot! considering they dont really have organs and all that

>> No.21982983

>>21982707
it's a great size
>>21982945
>https://i.imgur.com/ntmtPMU.jpg
i only have a few lewd ones around at the moment, i don't wanna spam the same images so i delete after posting.

>> No.21982992

>>21982983
meant for >>21982727

>> No.21982999
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21982999

>>21982968
Fertile and needy ancient evils?

>> No.21983000
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21983000

Do mummies wight into pharaohs?

>> No.21983007

>>21982945
>>21982707
I just don't understand the appeal of fairies. They're just so tiny. You can't cuddle them. You can't make out with them properly. Sex with them is basically just using a fleshlight. I don't get it. Unless she's constantly using magic to shrink you down to her size, or growing herself to a normal size, I don't see the point

>> No.21983016

>>21983007
Limitations can be endearing.

>> No.21983020

>>21983000
I thought Pharaohs were just fancy Mummies, so yeah I guess so.

>> No.21983032

>>21983016
Sure, but the limitations are too great I feel. Lamias and centaurs have limitations, but they're able to make up for it in various means. Fairies, there's just nothing there.

>> No.21983048
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>>21983007
>I just don't understand the appeal of fairies
they are very cute.

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>>21982945

>> No.21983058

>>21983007
Tuck them inside your pants so they have to 'accidently' move all inside you!

>> No.21983072

>>21983000
>>21983020
Didn't some Pharaohs get disguised as commoner mummies so grave robbers didn't mess with their corpses? Sounds like that could lead to something cute like your Mummy gf turning out to be a Pharaoh this entire time but didn't want to tell you since she wanted to experience a simpler lifestyle.

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>>21983000
A pharaoh is basically a brown wight to begin with.

>> No.21983091

>>21983058
i am requesting clarification

>> No.21983099
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>> No.21983106

>>21983054
What game are they playing?

>> No.21983110

>>21983106
Battletoads

>> No.21983117

>>21983091
Tuck fairy inside pants,her frantic movements gives you a boner,which makes her move more panicked trying to escape

>> No.21983124
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>> No.21983134

>>21983124
Cute edgy fairy.

>> No.21983140
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21983140

Marriage horse.

>> No.21983154
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21983154

I need an adult.

>> No.21983163

>>21983154
they ARE adults

>> No.21983199

>>21983154
Do really old mgs go trough midlife crisis?

>> No.21983202
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>>21983199
Sometimes.

>> No.21983221
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21983221

You may only choose one.

>> No.21983228

>>21982831
i want a metal slime, a healslime, and a dragon slime

>> No.21983229
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>> No.21983230

>>21983221
Tough choice, but I can't seem to take my eyes off of the top left.

>> No.21983243
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>>21983230
That's perfectly natural.

>> No.21983259

>>21983221
Top right is cute, would hold hands with

>> No.21983267

>>21983228
healslimes should've been in the encyclopedia instead of a sea slime.

>> No.21983284

>>21983199
What is really old to you is young to some of them.

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>>21983228
>dragon slime

>> No.21983304

Khepris!
Rose Chafer Khepris with Arthurian kingdoms!
Rhinocerous Beetle Khepris that act as geisha or samurai for their future Shogun!
Ladybug Khepris that build a democracy with their husband, then retire to a nice home together when his term ends!
Minstrel Bug Khepris who wear togas and want to form a holy empire with their husband!
Khepris!

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>>21983304

>> No.21983347

>>21983267
I want a shog nurse.

>> No.21983366
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>>21983284

>> No.21983378

>>21983304
Pale anon coming across a huge hive of Khepris of all sizes and personalities while looking for shelter from the desert sun

>> No.21983382
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21983382

Salamanders.

>> No.21983391

>>21983382
They are pretty hot. I'd love to fight two salamander sisters.

>> No.21983393
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21983393

I like kitsunes with twintails.

>> No.21983395

>>21983393
Fuck off chinkboat spammer.

>> No.21983404

>>21983382
What a sexy Sally!

>> No.21983408

>>21983382
Pregnant salamanders

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>>21983378
>Pale anon
>in the desert

>> No.21983422

>>21983416
Maybe he's on a vacation and got lost.

>> No.21983426

>>21983267
Don't underestimate Sea Slimes! Also Bubble Slimes can be Healslimes if educated.

>> No.21983431

>>21983221
Laevatein Salamander for that delicious chocolate skin.

>> No.21983438
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>>21983426
>Also Bubble Slimes can be Healslimes if educated
How long does it take?

>> No.21983441

>>21983319
Chaos Khepris whose husband gains chitin armor plates, who build a noneuclidean, cyclopean citystate!
Extremist Khepris who kidnap their king, force him into a suit of Living Armor as a form of edging, then groom him into a proper Dark Lord!
Undead Khepris who want to rival Wight-chan's necropolis!
Parasitized Khepris who have strands of Dark Matter connecting them!
Feral Khepris who want their husband to lead their swarm!

>> No.21983445

>>21983416
And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.

>> No.21983461

>>21983441
>Chaos Khepris whose husband gains chitin armor plates
Are for purging

>> No.21983467
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>>21983438
A crash course in MamanoMed, and then immediately thrust into the work force. Doctor Bubble Slimes probably study in Grelias Sabbath.

>> No.21983473
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21983473

Eat up!

>> No.21983480

>>21983467
problem with that is that they become lolis

>> No.21983483

>>21983441
>noneuclidean
Did hp lovecraft wrote all that stuff about noneuclidean geometry before it was found out we currently live in a noneuclidean universe?

>> No.21983513

>>21983480
Then you gotta find a bubble slime that went to miss darkmage-sans school for Dark pharmomancers.

>> No.21983527

It’s all fun and games for a shortstack kiki till her husband becomes an accidental kephri pharaoh

>> No.21983535

>>21983483
I don't think he really used the term "non-euclidean" specifically.
Especially since non-euclidean doesn't necessarily imply the wrong geometry he was describing. In our case it's just "wow straight lines aren't straight in the presence of gravity."

>> No.21983544

>>21983527
Since she was there first does she at least get to be the head maid and put all the Khepris in cute frilly maid outfits?

>> No.21983555
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21983555

How would Monster girl Tinder work?
>Oh shit, this guy looks like a cute little sna-
>...
>Alp catfishes LEAVE

>> No.21983565

>>21983473
eel tastes bad. i want land food instead

>> No.21983575

>>21983078
I bet those claws feel heavenly

>> No.21983596

>>21983555
cringe

>> No.21983601

>>21983445
>desert girls think that a pasty anon is some kind of supernatural being

>> No.21983604

>>21983298
The mini dragon slimes are super cute and I would take them all home.

>> No.21983622

>>21983544
Of course, although she now has to deal with the head kephri

>> No.21983765
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21983765

DEAD

>> No.21983771

>>21983765
Open the city gates to the undead army!

>> No.21983776

>>21983765
it's because there's nothing to talk about

>> No.21983795

>>21983776
we can talk about our feelings

>> No.21983798

>the first letter of your name is the first letter of your waifu's species's name.

>> No.21983804

>>21983798
>Jabberwock

>> No.21983810

>>21983798
Doggy(Kobold)!

>> No.21983812

Orange Slimes are best healslimes! Especially ones that tickle you!

>> No.21983813

>>21983798
I’d go with jinko or jabberwock

>> No.21983814

>>21983798
>Echidna
Being a young man married to an old Echidna(soon to be broodmother) sounds pretty good.

>> No.21983816

>>21983812
anon, those are she-slimes. they're just super saiyan regular slimes

>> No.21983818

>>21983798
Jhellhound

>> No.21983836

>>21983798
>be koboldfag
>name starts with k
based

>> No.21983840

>>21983798
>Mosquito vamp or moth
this pleases my breeding fetish

>> No.21983841
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>>21983818
hey, no cheating, Jeffry

>> No.21983845

>>21983798
>echidna
This is fine.

>> No.21983846

>>21983841
Ok then
Jellhound (pronounced like a mexican)

>> No.21983847

>>21983810
>>21983836
Ok now which one is KDF?

>> No.21983849
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>>21983798
Autism dog or nacho...

I think I'll go with a loli sandwan.

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>>21983846

>> No.21983851
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>> No.21983852

>>21983601
Man pale as a ghost, they must have thought they just saw some sort of a male undead for the first time.

>> No.21983853

>>21983798
Pharoah it is then.

>> No.21983854

>>21983798
GRAY FOX

>> No.21983855

>>21983798
Zombies are okay I guess

>> No.21983856

>>21983798
Giant sandworm!

>> No.21983858

>>21983798
>V
>Waifu was already a vampire
Heh

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>>21983856
Isn't that kind of redundant?

>> No.21983862

>>21983798
>have a huge harem
>none of their race names begin with the same letter as my name
>one of their actual names does though
Close enough

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>>21983856
learn to enjoy your gazer, Gerald

>> No.21983867

>>21983798
Enormously-curvy Mad Hatter!

>> No.21983870

>>21983858
ok putin

>> No.21983871
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>>21983798
No love for Yetis

>> No.21983873

>>21983847
As far as I understand KDF is a notorious koboldposter, but what exactly did he do to be immortalized as a pseudo namefag? Is he really that autistic?

>> No.21983874

>>21983861
Maybe she's 200ft long instead of 100ft

>>21983866
If I was gonna go with any species that started with a G, it'd be a ghoul. Gazers are meh.

>> No.21983875
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21983875

Meet your new CEO.

>> No.21983880

>>21983875
Ouu, she’s ornery

>> No.21983881
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>>21983798
Surnames count right?

>> No.21983885

>>21983875
>Excuse me miss CEO,your top looks. . .uncomfortable

>> No.21983888

>>21983875
My ancient ushi oni wife would probably be some kind of CEO. She is high society after all

>> No.21983892

>>21983798
Automaton!

>> No.21983893

>>21983881
if that's what you go by, sure

>> No.21983894

>>21983885
I bet MG fashion shops intentionally have tight busts and skirts worked in to outfits! That’s how my Dear wife would tailor herself after all!

>> No.21983900

>>21983873
He was/is a writefag 2 writefags actually and his fetishes have made him a meme.

>> No.21983902

>>21983894
why not pants as well? dragons gotta flaunt their vast wealth

>> No.21983913

>>21983798
>C
>Cheshire
It was meant to be evidently

>> No.21983916

>>21983902
Oh but of course! I’d even argue that a MG that can work a pair of sexy tight pants is more high fashion than a skirt! Simply exampleifying, not exclusionidating!

>> No.21983923

>>21983798
>Zombie
Do I get the Wight too or am I stuck with a cute zombie wife forever?

>> No.21983924

>>21983875
Imagine now having to redesign all of the building doors for her size

>> No.21983925

>>21983870
My name's better than vladimir

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>>21983798
>R
>MFW Red Oni, Redcap, Ryu, Ren Xiangmao, Raiju, or Roper possibility
>I don't like any of them
Well, c'est la vie.

>> No.21983928
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>> No.21983931

>>21983798
Jinkos!

>> No.21983951
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21983951

BIIIIIG Pharaohs.

>> No.21983958

>>21983951
The only thing pharaohs are good for are being graped and turned into sex slaves for you and your apophis waifu.

>> No.21983959
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21983959

Why do liches wear such little clothes in a lab environment? Aren't they worried about getting chemicals spilled on them?

>> No.21983962

>>21983951
BIG Pharaoh realms

>>21983958
I will fight you and the sneaky snek

>> No.21983965

>>21983958
Not okay

>> No.21983966
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>>21983962
All Pharaoh's need HUGE tracts of land.

>> No.21983968

>>21983959
For easy mana recharging by her husband/servant/subject

>> No.21983969
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>>21983962
You gonna get graped too and tossed into the lamia pit

>> No.21983977

>>21983969
>>21983966
>HUGE Pharaoh
>HUGE Apophis
Help! I can’t choose!

>> No.21983981

>>21983977
>Huge Pharaoh
>Womanlet Apophis

>> No.21983983

>>21983969
My faith in the Pharaoh will lead me to victory!

>>21983977
Take them both as your equal queens

>> No.21983984

>>21983977
Choose both

>> No.21983995

>>21983977
Apophis is the better choice.
>Big, long, comfy tail to coil around you and make you feel safe
>Helps push you into her breasts as she milks you with her snek pussy
>Long tongue for the best blowjobs and best titjobs
>Long tongue makes her a good kisser
>Is a natural seductress
>A tad clingy, but it just shows she loves you that much more
>Sex venom

>> No.21983998

>>21983995
This is a good case! Pharaoh, your retort?

>> No.21984050

>Apophis and pharaoh fight over anon
>Toss him around like a ragdoll while they battle
>The fight is even
>Sandworm barges in through the wall
>Takes anon for herself
>The two ride off into the sunset and live happily ever after
>Apophis and pharaoh are left dumbfounded
>They blame each other for letting anon slip away

>> No.21984052

>>21983969
That is not a grape snake, merely a purple vodka snake.

>> No.21984054

>>21983998
>Royal desert babe
>cool egyptian aesthetic
>Rules, does not serve
>Excellent ruler at that
>nice legs
>great ass
>sexy commanding V O I C E
>great hair
>Cool onee-san, haughty queen, stern ruler all fits her really well.
Satsuki Kiryuin Pharaoh
Also chariots

>> No.21984064

>>21984054
>Satsuki Kiryuin Pharaoh
Yes. YEEEEESSSS!

>> No.21984065

>>21983995
>>21984054
Dammit! I can’t pick again!
I’ll just pick both. Surely they can share?

>> No.21984077

>>21984064
>heel clack

>> No.21984087
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>>21984077
I want more!

>> No.21984097
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>>21984065
Yes, but you need to keep the newly united kingdom together

>>21984077
Oh yes

>> No.21984101

Helping miss Lich test out the personality swap spell

>> No.21984107

>>21984087
can she teach me survival skills?

>> No.21984108

>>21984097
Meh, fair enough. How hard could it be?
>cut to anon sitting at a long dinner table in the middle as a wife on each end hisses and shrieks tossing food and plates at the other

>> No.21984124

>>21983798
Salamander! Fight on!

>> No.21984126

>>21984108
It involves fucking them into submission when they get too rowdy
Your succ spymaster probably has some potions that can help you out.
Give both of them kids

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>>21984124
Need a light?

>> No.21984152

>>21984126
Pre-children:
>wives always fighting
>citizens are wary of conflicting decrees
>everything is an argument

Post children:
>wives are both blissful and decadent
>kingdom is secure and peaceful
>comfy sex at the palace infinity pool behind closed curtains while daughters happily play with each other

>> No.21984168

>>21983798
Lamia sounds good.

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>>21984134
>You wanna get invited to my next barbeque?

>> No.21984185

>>21984152
>Daughters grow up to be very dependable defenders of the realm
>Pharaoh daughteru as a warrior and general
>Apophis daughteru as a sorceress and chancellor

>> No.21984194 [DELETED] 
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Under the sea~

>> No.21984197

>>21984194
Wrong thread, fucko.

>> No.21984213

>>21984124
>"I'm just tooooo hot~!"
>SUPREME VICTORY

>> No.21984219

>>21984194
How fertile are abyssal wombs?

>> No.21984224

>>21984219
probably not very my friend.

>> No.21984235

>>21984185
>A flash of gold, light reflecting off oiled tanned muscles as a spear lodges in the ground and a nimble figure jumps from seemingly nowhere
>”Halt traveler! I am Solanna, daughter of the eclipse, first spear of the lands of my mothers and father! My might and speed are unmatched! What brings you uninvited to these lands?”

>a burst of dark violet smoke, a seeping purple sludge pooling and boiling the ground in a wide burbling pool as a voluptuous form slithers out
>”Stay your hand, traveller!I am Noctella, daughter of the eclipse, first warlockess of the lands of my mothers and father. My magicks and mind are unmatched~ why comest thee to these lands?”

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>>21984197
If elves can be posted here, then so can abyssals.

>> No.21984243

>>21984197
No he's right.

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>>21984219
As much as I want them to be

>> No.21984246

>>21984239
That's retrded, and so are you.

>> No.21984259

>>21984235
Cool and cute daughterus!

>> No.21984261

>>21983900
KDF isn't even the most insufferable meme writefag we've had and his Hellhounds hard boiling eggs in their snatches is always good civ

>> No.21984263

>>21984219
barren

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>>21984263
That's what you think.

>> No.21984275

>>21983871
All those Russian guys named Yuri taking all the Yetis

>> No.21984295

>>21984235
What cool girls. I bet they each try their best in their respective fields to make their parents proud.

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21984314

>>21984194

>> No.21984334

>>21984097
>if the sclera's black...

>> No.21984339

>>21984334
Cum on her back?

>> No.21984345

>>21983798
>troll
Nice.

>> No.21984346
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21984346

>>21984339
Bingo!

>> No.21984347

>>21984334
I wonder if you ever got lightly spooked by your demon waifu’s black sclera, would she be freaked out that it could give you a hardattack and wear a blindfold for a while?
Hardattacks are a leading cause of death in human males after all!

>> No.21984376

>>21983798
Sheshire Cat

>> No.21984381
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21984381

>>21984376

>> No.21984389

>>21983798
Sakuen

>> No.21984398

>>21984297
Barbs best mofu. Inferior to his Undead though.

>> No.21984402

>>21983798
>Jinko
They must be glad about there being so many Johns and Jims.

>> No.21984405

>>21983798
Kejourou
This pleases my hair fetish.

>> No.21984409

>>21983798
>Titania
More than I deserve, but perhaps just what I need

>> No.21984411

>>21983798
>only 1 mg starts with Z
>its zombie
That works. See you fuckers next week when with my zombie army made from one zombie.

>> No.21984414

>>21984398
That's not Barb's art though.

>> No.21984418

>>21983798
>M
lots to choose from, I'll narrow it down.
>Ma
Mad Hatter 1-2
Mandragora 3-4
Manticore 5-6
Mantis 7-8
March Hare 9-0
Matango Dubs

Post # decides

>> No.21984420
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>>21983798
>C
Croll

>> No.21984426
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>>21984414
It's his mofu though.

>> No.21984430

>>21983798
>both my real name, my old handle, and my favorite mg start with the same letter.
hm.

>> No.21984434
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>>21984418
>Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

>> No.21984438
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>> No.21984445

>>21984438
>posting the "fixed" version

>> No.21984448

>>21984434
>>21984418
Nice, I'll take it. Mantis are CUTE, and probably enjoy my fetish heavy eye contact.

>> No.21984465
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21984465

Have you hugged a tree today?

>> No.21984470

>>21984465
Giving Tree Dryad when?

>> No.21984516

>>21984465
i want to plant a forest of these girls

>> No.21984560

you adopted a daughteru with the consent of your waifu. her species's name begins with the first letter of your last name

>> No.21984562
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>>21984434

>> No.21984579

>>21984560
>with the first letter of your last name
Which one

>> No.21984582

>>21984562
I want a mega oppai mantis to break into my house.

>> No.21984585
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>> No.21984587

>>21984560
Shirohebi!

>> No.21984591

>>21984562
I want to eat mantis dairy products

>> No.21984595

>>21984579
your first last name

>> No.21984597

>>21983798
Lims are technically a type of succubus so it counts.

>> No.21984603

>>21984587
now she'll never stop wanting your fatherly love!

>> No.21984611

>>21984560
oh cool, i've always wanted a redcap daughteru to rape me in bed next to my waifu to feel safe after waking up from a nightmare in the middle of the night

>> No.21984622

>>21984560
>Blue Oni
It will be a nice sight if she gets along with my biological Jinko daughter,

>> No.21984623

>>21984603
Good thing I'm an unashamed daughteru dicker!

>> No.21984633
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You're driving me batty.

>> No.21984649
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More arms=more hugs

>> No.21984663

the rarests mgs?

>> No.21984669

>>21984560
>gyoubu danuki
I guess I did go to a business school.

>> No.21984674
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>>21984663

>> No.21984676

>>21984663
The one would love me. Protip: there are none.

>> No.21984701

>>21984663
Pharaoh - most where permanently killed in the days of old.

>> No.21984702

>>21984676
Don't say that.

>> No.21984712
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>>21984676
>>21984702
Whoops, forgot pic.

>> No.21984716

>>21984649
>Dr. Bug
Fuck off.

>> No.21984747
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21984747

BEEG kikis!

>> No.21984758

>>21984702
It's the true.

>> No.21984760

>>21984239
I love abyssal girls!>>21984239

>> No.21984765

>>21984747
Massive milkers are a sign of good breeding in a maid.

>> No.21984768
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>>21984758
False!

>> No.21984771

>>21984747
BEEG is breast!

>> No.21984787

>>21984758
truth* I don't know what's wrong with me today I think it's the bourbon

>> No.21984792

>>21983798
Nurarihyon for me, then!

>> No.21984818
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>> No.21984827

>moralfag monster swears she will never fuck a man under the influence
>has an eye on a reserved, serious guy
>they and a group of friends go out drinking one night
>he gets way more emotional when drunk, and way more physical
>says he'd love to fuck her if he ever got a chance
>she gets blue ovaried all night
>goes to his house at the time when he should reasonably be sober

>> No.21984833

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to do new things with your wafiu.
Like teaching her how to bowl.

>> No.21984836

what species should a main cast of monsters be for, let's say, a tv-show? it can be any a group of species based on a specific set of categories or not, give me your best shot

>> No.21984845

>>21983798
>Ryu
Not bad

>> No.21984850
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This is the ideal female body. You may not agree, but this is what peak performance looks like.

>> No.21984855

>>21984818
>>21984850
Dumb blueberry monsters!

>> No.21984859

>>21984850
Not buff enough

>> No.21984873

>>21984663
Mimics, Jar Jinns, Genies, Automatons, Chaos types, certain Dragons, rarer Magic Material type girls. Lilims technically, but you'd still see them everywhere.

>> No.21984888
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>>21983416
He was on a horse with no name

>> No.21984896

>>21984768
Not him, but my waifu better get used to me saying I'm a useless piece of shit that's dragging her down and she deserves better.

>> No.21984897

>>21984836
A reality TV type show that's like a parody off Ghost Finders, where a bunch of cute ghost girls go around creating elaborate set-ups to scare people. Wisp, Phantom, Ghost, Doppelganger.

>> No.21984902

>>21984850
she looks like the kind of monster that threatens to yell and accuse you of being a pervert in public unless you whip your dick out for her to play with until you two arrive at your destination on the train all with a big smug pleased grin cuz she always gets what she wants

>> No.21984907
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>>21984855
Smart blueberry monsters!

>> No.21984908

>>21984850
Close but should be brown

>> No.21984910

>>21984850
Perfect shape for a Dark Slime/Mage/Priestess

>> No.21984911
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>>21984908
bam, enjoy

>> No.21984918

>>21984850
It's a Dark Mage/Titania/Demon tie

>> No.21984923

>>21983555
Monstergirls by nature would make pickup culture irrelevant so it would be used as a speed-marrying service for desperate losers

>> No.21984928

>>21984850
Kakuen for me

>> No.21984933
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>>21984918
Kraken towers over all of them.

>> No.21984941

>>21983798
>cait sith
>cu sith
>charbydis
>memecat
I feel like I rolled snakeyes with this one

>> No.21984953

>>21984836
>The Leader: Demon
>The Cool One: Ochimusha
>The Smart One: Lich
>The Strong One: Oni
>The Cute One: Tritonia

>> No.21984957

>>21984663
The way they're written dark matters sound like the rarest as they need hyper specific conditions in locations of insanely high even by demonic realm standards demonic energy to even occur.

>> No.21984959
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>>21984941

>> No.21984964

>>21984663
Lilim, Vampire, Pharoh, Baphomet, Undead Dragon, Apophis, Dhampir, Echidna, Automaton, Ice Queen

>> No.21984975

>>21984850
That's not an alp though.

>> No.21984981

>>21984964
Vampires and Damphirs can't be THAT rare. Not rarer than Genies.

>> No.21984985

>>21984933
Just imagine life with a sweet Kraken girlfriend.
Just imagine...

>> No.21984988

>>21984964
They have a whole shop for Automaton parts, I don't think they are that rare

>> No.21984989

>>21984981
Dhampirs are only born under especific conditions from vampires, and vampires make sense to me since they can be checked into both nobility and high power, which are normally the best ways to categorize them by rarity.

>> No.21984995

>>21984988
>It would be extremely difficult to create them with current technology, and the individuals currently in existence were excavated from ancient ruins and animated via demonic energy.

>> No.21984996
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>>21984985

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>>21984995
>MGs like Automatons and Living Armor all can have babies. In case of Automatons it's not like they were built with that kind of functions at the first place, but more like they have self-updated their bodies after getting semen from her husband

>> No.21985010

>>21984836
>the awesome: thunderbird
>the power: wurm
>the gay: alp
>the bastard: cheshire cat
>the guy with no ears: slime
>the fire power: ignis
>the sissy: alice

>> No.21985012

>>21984959
That's a lot of dripping red DE she's spilt on the floor

>> No.21985013

>>21984996
>Top two left panels
Just look at this. Look at the perfection of this. I think this is it man, I think I’m truly falling for Kraken.

>> No.21985022

>>21985009
That doesn't mean much if we don't know their fertility, it would take a hundred years for them to get pregnant from all we know, like it happens with other high tier monsters.

>> No.21985031
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>>21985012

>> No.21985034
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21985034

Krakens have ______.

>> No.21985039

>>21985034
no chill.

>> No.21985044
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>>21985034
Cuteness.

>> No.21985047

>>21985034
stinky breath

>> No.21985055
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21985055

Which one?

>> No.21985060
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>>21985047
Lies and slander.

>> No.21985065
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What would you do if you find a vampire covered in blood in a dark alley and she tells you to come closer?

>> No.21985066

>>21985065
no way dude

>> No.21985072

>>21985055
Purple haired one gives me the biggest ara ara vibes.

>> No.21985077 [SPOILER] 
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>>21985065

>> No.21985078

>>21985022
That rule is hand-waved in so many ways. Potions, tentacle forest, etc...

>> No.21985080
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>>21985065
Approach her obviously.

>> No.21985088 [SPOILER] 
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>>21985078

>> No.21985092

>>21985065
No way fag

>> No.21985095
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>>21985065
Human boy/Vampire interactions are always the best.

>>21985066
>>21985092
Dudes

>> No.21985098

>>21985088
fuck off

>> No.21985102

>>21985095
Remember what we say about biters anon? Remember what biters get?

>> No.21985104
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>>21985102
All the love

>> No.21985106

>>21984275
>Russians
Are gopnik winter MGs even possible?

>> No.21985107
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>> No.21985108

>>21985102
>Remember what biters get?
Stitches?

>> No.21985111

>>21985102
They get soft human boy flesh to bite at!

>> No.21985114

>>21985102
But being bitten by MGs is pleasurable.

>> No.21985117 [SPOILER] 
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>>21985102

>> No.21985123
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>>21985117
With vampires you're the one gagged!

>> No.21985140

>>21985123
Can we at least both be gagged?

>> No.21985141

>>21985123
Why? Are they afraid I'll bite back?

>> No.21985149

>>21985140
But for a vampire sexy times without some bites here and there are pretty underwhelming

>> No.21985150
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>>21985140
If you invite a third party

>> No.21985154

>>21985140
Sounds like a scenario where a dhampir is having an enthusiastic re-education session for vampire and husband.

>> No.21985165

>>21985154
Dhampirs are shit unlike they have a vampire behaviour

>> No.21985167

>>21985140
Oh man, I'm not really in to vampires but my waifu and I do have a major fetish for getting dominated together.

>> No.21985182
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>> No.21985183

>>21985055
Since Purple is taken, I'll have the darkie.

>> No.21985188
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>>21985165
Rude.

>> No.21985191

>>21985055
Can't I have just flat elves?

>> No.21985199
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21985199

>>21985191

>> No.21985202

>>21985055
i want the black girl with knife ears and white hair

>> No.21985208

>>21983798
Sad Hatter

>> No.21985209
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>> No.21985211

>>21985199
i'll take the one on the right since the fucking the one on the left would make me feel guilty

>> No.21985215

>>21985167
How would that even work?

>> No.21985222

>>21985209
oh c'mon at least give a sea slime something eat, her species doesn't get enough fan art

>> No.21985223
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>>21985211
It's alright, she's legal.

>> No.21985236

>>21985215
See >>21985150

>> No.21985239

>>21985215
The lady we'd have do it for us is not thread sanctioned.

>> No.21985246
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>>21985211
Don't worry about such a thing as age in MGE anon, when spells to make you look younger or older exist!

>> No.21985255
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21985255

>>21985246
Based.

>> No.21985260

>>21985246
then i'll cast a spell to make me a young boy so that little girl monsters won't want to have sex with me

>> No.21985264

>>21985255
Fuck off oppai faggot

>> No.21985268
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>>21985255
Titty Familiars appeal more to me than titty baphos

>> No.21985270
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>>21985264
Make me.

>> No.21985271

>>21985260
>You have alerted the Witch

>> No.21985287
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>>21985271

>> No.21985295
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>>21985268
Titty devils are the best of all.

>> No.21985326
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21985326

Succubi in fancy dresses.

>> No.21985335

You are now manually remembering the Djinn are a thing

>> No.21985337
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>> No.21985354

>>21985335
They're okay. I like the disposition but unbridled power is largely wasted upon me.

>> No.21985355
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>They've got a large frame
Does that mean trolls are normally taller than humans?

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>>21985335

>> No.21985364

>>21985355
It means she’s a thiq biqq

>> No.21985365

>>21982921
I don’t know why, but the thought or going shopping at IKEA with my newlywed monster wife is something I really enjoy. Maybe it’s the contrast between the mundane and the extraordinary, maybe it’s the establishment of a place and life of our own, maybe I just like thinking about doing things with a monster?

>> No.21985367

>>21985360
I would like my djinn wife to have this personality. Desperate and lascivious after centuries of pent up lust.

>> No.21985379

>>21985360
Remember that if you wished for something big then she's gonna rape you for a long time to compensate.

>> No.21985388

>>21985360
>Life is your restaurant, and I'm your maitre d'

>> No.21985390

>>21985367
I'll take the reluctant and pissed off tsundere that never expected you to wish she'd become your wife.

>> No.21985391

>>21985354
>>21985360
>>21985367
>A-Ah! Finally free! Oh master, please tell me what you wish for! Any desire you wish, I can fulfill! Any paradise of lust or fantasy of your wildest dreams!!!
>”Hmm, well I’m quite hungry. How about a sandwich?”
>A-ah... oh...

>> No.21985400

>>21985391
She might be too old to know what a sandwich is and then you get a sand witch instead.

>> No.21985412

>>21985335
I do not recognize the bodies in the water

>> No.21985417

>>21985412
What SCP is that again? The one who makes a person recognize the bodies as high school friends?

>> No.21985438
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>>21985360
What would happen if I wished for a genie's freedom?

>> No.21985443

>>21978532
I love Senko-chan!

>> No.21985450

>>21985215
Just be like kdf and have a robot sex dungeon.

>> No.21985465

>>21985438
They're not shackled or restricted to 3 wishes but they'd likely encourage the myth to get easy wishes.

>> No.21985487

>>21985080
Instead of running away, you’re walking right up to her?

>> No.21985496

>>21985182
What’s wrong with brownies? The fudgy style are awesome and better than cake style, don’t (You) me.

>> No.21985497

>>21985417
It's post-2000 so probably garbage

>> No.21985500

>>21985417
You do not recognize the bodies in the water.

>> No.21985503

>>21985487
You can't let her bite you without coming closer.

>> No.21985535

>>21985438
Once freed from her lamp, which is what was supplying her with mana, the genie must immediately find a suitable replacement source of mana to survive. IE she needs a husband on the spot.

>> No.21985539
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21985539

Would you bully an ancient evil's daughter?

>> No.21985565

>>21985539
Why the hell not?
>My mom was one of the greatest threats the world had ever seen Just the mere mention of her name could send shivers down even the bravest of heroes! How does your mom compare to that?
>My mom cooks a delicious meal for me whenever I ask. Can yours?
>she immediately breaks down crying

>> No.21985634

>>21983798
>Ocelomeh
She's one of my favorite girls

>> No.21985644

>>21985565
>Ancient evil can't cook worth a damn
>Always had servants to cook, clean and keep her castle together
>Doesn't even know how to make a bed or put clean sheets on
>Even after getting married refuses to let her husband teach her due to being too proud
>Eventually has daughteru and once she gets old enough she complains about having breakfast every morning and asks for pancakes
>Ancient evil has no idea what they are will never trust the internet again after she saw a wurm's tutorial on how to clean clothes
>Quickly kidnaps her hubby from work and forces him to cook their daughter pancakes
>Daughter watches eagerly as ancient evil is arguing with herself to ask him to teach her how to cook

>> No.21985672

>>21985565
That would be an awkward first date.

>> No.21985691
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21985691

>>21982574
>No snek to force feed you fruit

>> No.21985744
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21985744

>>21985438
I want to immediately molest this genie as soon as I summon her from the lamp. A strong first impression is important.

>> No.21985768

>>21985360
Wish number 1
_____Thicker_____

>> No.21985774

>>21985744
>immediately molest
I hear this move is also very effective in securing jabberwocks as waifus when you encounter them. Pushing your degenerate desire on them is a surefire way to their hearts

>> No.21985787

>>21985774
That's right! Just whip your dick out and shove it in their face, they love it.

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21985814

>>21985787
And that's what I'd do. Run up to her with no pants on, push my dick in her face, rub it all over until she takes it in her mouth, and then force her head back and forth until I shoot a hot, heavy load down her throat

>> No.21985822
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21985822

>>21985644
Would she be sad as a villainess to see her daughter growing into a proper young lady or happy for her as a mother?

>> No.21985826

how many roombas do i need to repel any and all kikis and shogs?

>> No.21985829

>>21985826
It's rude to call your automaton maid a rumba, anon.

>> No.21985833

>>21985826
One Automeido will suffice as a rival.

>> No.21985864

>>21984676
Im pretty sure thats false. Unless you are DAMAGED batshit insane, which mgs hatr, but then youll be able to shoot thunderbolts from your hand. And that is pretty fucking cool.

>> No.21985868
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21985868

Mice girls are for breeding

>> No.21985871
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21985871

got a pap

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21985892

>>21985871
Lewd the fairies

>> No.21985915

Which Mamono are offended by IKEA style furniture?

>> No.21985916

>>21985892
but anon, papillons are bugs

>> No.21985933

>>21985916
Yeah,i mistake her for Titania

>> No.21985952

>>21985915
Gremlins. No exposed wires, no sharp edges, no pinch points, no open machinery, instructions are too understandable and easy to follow, and nothing sexual about it.
It fails all categories of design as far as they're concerned.

>> No.21985979

It's been one of the weeks where, no matter how much you beat off, you're just hard all the fucking time. I've beat off at least 6-7 times everyday the past few days. Where's a monster girl when you need one?
I bet a demon could have emptied my balls in under hour.

>> No.21986048
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21986048

Tea is good for the soul.
Therefore, mad hatters are good for the soul.

>> No.21986069

>>21986048
Mad hatters are just the rape version of a resi tyrant

>> No.21986073

>>21985979
Are you me? there was some weird horny-wave going on in the last days of summer. Unfortunately even damned /x/ cant help with summoning a succ or a demon.

>> No.21986091

>>21986069
>town covered in matango spores
>rapey musroom girls everywhere
>have to fend them off while managing spore inhalation level
>Occasionally encounter mysterious mat hatter (anon doesn't know what she is and her mushroom parts are missing)

>> No.21986100

>>21986048
I am having tea now, but there is no tight ass for me to grope or kiss, what's up with that?

>> No.21986101

Wonder if fertiliser is hard drugs for plant girls?

>> No.21986102

Last night I had a dream where I was grinning like an idiot and walking hand-in-hand with a girl and felt totally in love but I couldn't see the girl.
Is this how Nightmares date?

>> No.21986103

>>21986048
Tea is the drink of alps and disgusting mushrooms
People worth respecting drink coffee

>> No.21986107

>>21986048
What if she did stuff to the tea?

>> No.21986111

>>21986107
Like put wonderland drugs in it?

>> No.21986115

>>21986103
Coffee is for need work done and not having the time or energy to do so
Tea is for kicking back and relaxing while enjoying peoples company

>> No.21986124

>>21986101
More like a hefty meal.

>> No.21986126

What to do when your titania childhood friend starting to go full chuuni going around saying that she has been corrupted and stuff?

>> No.21986129

>>21986126
Tell her bad girls take it in the butt.

>> No.21986136

>>21986048
I want to ransom her hat.

>> No.21986150

>>21986126
If you're corrupted then where is your lust?

>> No.21986190

>>21986107
Fuck off abbaccio

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21986201

>>21986190
Onii-chan, I'm cold! Can you warm me up by making more JoJo references?

>> No.21986205

>>21986201
Thats a jojo reference?

>> No.21986211

>>21986205
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wW_VSqgwM7g

>> No.21986214

>>21986048
Just once or twice

>> No.21986229

>>21986211
Someone send this to Beast.

>> No.21986239

>>21986229
Surely Beast is already well-versed in classic JoJo.

>> No.21986253

>>21986201
You'll next line will be this:
"Anon I'm going to rape you!"

>> No.21986259

>>21986239
Either way, he likes tea too much.

>> No.21986260

>>21986259
But tea is good you barbarian.

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21986263

>>21986253
Anon, I'm going to rape y- nani?!

>> No.21986273

>>21986260
Found the Beast

>> No.21986276

>>21986273
No I'm something worse.

>> No.21986293

>>21986276
A vegan!?

>> No.21986304

>>21986293
No that's just plain awful

>> No.21986334

>>21986103
Imagine having this of a pleb taste

>> No.21986335

>>21986276
How are you worse?

>> No.21986339

>>21986335
Beast writes semi-regularly.

>> No.21986354

>>21986339
I still need to finish burning edge.

>> No.21986372

>>21986354
Is it even good?

>> No.21986486
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21986486

Who would you choose to voice a bapho?

I’d say Rie Kugimiya would be great for Shirokuto.

>> No.21986516

>>21986486
Gilbert Gottfried or Christopher Walken.
You can't unhear it, it's in your head now. Forever.

>> No.21986534

>>21986486
Mamiko Noto for Runya Runya

>> No.21986540

>>21986486
Nanahira for Momonika

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6yazAQ0s78

>> No.21986544

>>21986516
I actually do not hear it.

>> No.21986550

>>21986534
Maria Naganawa does a very good sleepy voice in Azur Lane, Laffey and Kanna are appropriately loli too.

>> No.21986565

>>21986486
>We will never get an anime with all those baphos as the main characters
>We will never get an MGE anime
It honestly fucking hurts

>> No.21986584

>>21986565
I’d honestly be satisfied with a Runya slice of life anime, detailing her being one of the few sane girls in the Sabbath.

>> No.21986591

>>21986584
I would like that, but with the other baphos as her close friends and playing major roles in the series

>> No.21986620

>>21986486
Aoi Yuuki for Kuro.

>> No.21986709
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21986709

I rule with an iron hand
I get WHATEVER I demand
Yet still I am not happy I don't understand!

>> No.21986731

>>21986709
>Eros Phantom making people sing about their loneliness or secret crushes

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21986755

Should ancient evils get together with evil anons, making an unstoppable power couple? Or should both evils be consigned with having hots for the heroes and heroines?

>> No.21986761

>>21986755
An ancient evil should go for the plain guy who was nice to them that one time.

>> No.21986774

>>21986584
>every week is a different Sabbath’s focus with their crazy escapades
>gets to Grelia’s
>it’s for the most part EHR recordings and quiet rounds on a unit as she drolly explains how the funding situation is a mess and checks in on some of the more regular patients

>> No.21986779

>>21986709
>>21986731
>choir of houri: “Geeet aaaa huuuusbaaaaand~”

>> No.21986792

>>21986755
I want an ancient evil to we can rule the world, then expand to the galaxy.

>> No.21986831

>>21986779
Houri housewives must stay in line! If not, their husband has the right to boop their head!

>> No.21986839

>>21986831
How BEEG can a Houri get? If I want one with Jessica rabbit-tier proportions, can she still remain a dainty excited little virgin girlfriend in personality?

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>>21986534
>Runya Runya gets Sawako's sparkles and bubbles and nervousness
Cute!

>> No.21986852

>>21986839
Of course, but be careful. Cute dainty breakfast in bed is much more chaotic with a 6’4 clumsy bombshell trying to fit through the doorframe with a tray of heart shaped waffles.

>> No.21986854

>>21986839
>For example, the physique, and hair color, etc. of a medusa may vary, but the common traits of a medusa, snake hair and the lower body of a snake, match up. Also, many individuals basically have a lonely, stubborn personality.
Individuals can vary. It's your character/waifu to make.

>> No.21986868

>>21986852
Hrrennnnggg

>> No.21986872
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>>21986761
>See lonely demon sitting at lunch table alone
>You sit with her since your friends are in a different lunch period
>Offer small talk and the such in a attempt to break the silence
>She's shy but thankful for spending lunch with her
>Even split your nutty buddy with her
>Unfortunately you never got to know her that well due to her moving away less than a month later
>Years later and a host of p'orcs kid down your door and kidnap you
>Brought before demon as she does the smug evil "ohohohohoh" laugh
>Does her monologue about how the world has wronged her and is just as evil as her
>But suddenly it does a 180 and changes about how you were that one light in her life
>The one good thing in this world
>Suddenly she hands you a nutty buddy

>> No.21986885

>>21986872
>not having a nutty buddy on hand to dissuade the p'orcs
it's like you want to get raped, I wouldn't leave my house without a pack.

>> No.21986925

>>21986872
>approaching girls and be the one starting conversations
oh well there goes my self insert.

>> No.21986926

>>21986868
>Still has innocent, heart pupil eyes as she waits to see if you like them or not.

>> No.21986935

>>21986925
You were under the influence at the time.

>> No.21986937

>>21986926
>bed ominously creaking as she leans forward on it, hands clasped in anticipation
>you can practically hear the threads of her woefully small outfit slowly tearing

>> No.21986939

>>21986925
Come on anon. You're telling me even if demon waifus existed, you wouldn't even try talking to them? I don't believe you.

>> No.21986940

>>21986937
Her chest is filled with love.

>> No.21986944

>>21986926
They’re the best thing I have ever tasted
>>21986937
Oh god oh man oh jeeze

>> No.21986948

>>21986940
Lots of love. Lots and lots and lots and lots of love.

>> No.21986955

>>21986944
She'll say she's going to go get juice and you can probably here her to a little cheer of joy outside the room.
Wifely breakfast mission complete!

>>21986948
Yes.
She is bursting with love.

>> No.21986963

>>21986937
>”Do you like my outfit Anon? I was the captain of my Volleyball team back in Paradise! T-the shorts kinda ride up a bit, though... hope you don’t mind!”

>> No.21986970

>>21986955
>>21986948
Uh... can I have milk instead? Holy Eros save me she’s so fuckin cute

>> No.21986973

>>21986939
>you wouldn't even try talking to them?
I don't even know how to speak to other people (humans) for starters.

>> No.21986976

>>21986963
“They let you wear a thong to play volleyball?!”
>...what thong, snookems?

>> No.21986983

>>21986970
Of course.
Fresh from diary farms!

>>21986976
Someone's ass got fat after highschool .

>> No.21986991

>>21986955
>>21986963
Imagine a big love-tanker like that laying on the bed lightly covered in flower petals waiting for her first time.

>> No.21986997

>>21986973
Even then, the prize is good enough to at least try.
And i still don't believe you. You know how to say hi. You can introduce yourself, talk about the things you like.

>> No.21986998

>>21986991
A huge tier, delicate flower.

>> No.21987003

>>21986983
For all that is holy, she’s my dream wife. Gonna pinch that fat ass as she walks away.

>> No.21987008

>>21987003
That's just going to get a little titter out of her as she leaves, possibly with some exaggerated hip sway

>> No.21987021

>>21987008
Lord, imagine the bounce and jiggle!

>> No.21987031

>>21987021
Yup, plenty of bounce and jiggle.

>> No.21987036

>>21987021
Breakfast AND a show. Equally entertaining from the front, back or sides.

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>>21986997
Too much spaghetti would spill. I feel like I would sweat off like 3 kgs just from approaching her.

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