/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Aiya! You're a 100 years too early to be challenging me, grasshopper!

>>22160999
>>22161022
>you will never have awesome street brawls with your bring mouse buddy
>you will never fight on the slightest disagreements only to cross counter each other into a draw
>you will never lay on the ground across from her and halfassedly insist you won
>this will never lead to another argument
I wish I wasn't cursed with the lack of tomboys in my life.

>Convince a hinezumi to dump flammable liquids on herself before every fight
>Let her do the whole super blazing gas dump thing for a while
>Have her next match in a crowded area with lots of spectators
>Replace her usual oil/gas/whatever with a sticky fire retardant
>The sheer embarrassment when she can't get blazing over and over

>>21788979
>you can face your opponent with the full force of your ability without risk of permanent harm to them.
You're the softest fight autist I've ever encountered and that's okay.
I still hope for your sake that you're ready for the next battle.

>>21426384
>Automaton is going through the parking lot with groceries
>hears loud throat clearing
>Hinezumi blocking her path
>already in stance
>"Round 1! FIGHT!"
>third time this week
>Mastah will not be pleased

>>21215315
>Disney
I'd be worried about Sony more than anything else, as it could be a real possibility

>>21127344
>Conquistador Anon captured by hunting party of Ocelomeh
>They plan to sacrifice his virginity but he manages to convince them he's a god
>They believe him thanks to an active volcano and good timing
>Meets thicc tanned qt3.14 Ocelomeh that doesn't believe him but rolls along with it anyway
>High priestess Ocelomeh has her doubts though and plans on raping Anon in great sacrifice ceremony
>>21127397
>>21127426
>Forgetting about the rat girls

>>20537402
But what about The Chinese Kung Fu fire mice?

What're Hinezumi supposed to be?