/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Now that it is officially spooky day, I could rewatch the Mummy....

>>44929524
I need a Pharaoh because it's good to have someone to share my knowledge of ancient history and religion, and I want to be Anubis bro's friend.

Pharaohs would probably smell strongly of pine oil from all the embalming fluid.

Guys I think I made it into the big league! Some Pharaoh responded to my application on Indeed, and recruited me to be her High Preist! I have no idea what that really entails, something about being a "worshipper-cum-slave", whatever that means. Certainly nothing to be worried about, right?

How do you like your Pharaohs?
Haughty and dominant?
Vulnerable in private?
Kuudere?
There are many flavors of Pharaoh.

>>44414111
Real dead hours.

I want a Pharaoh to seduce me while dancing to an exotic tune like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDySgeN3l7A
Imagine the belly dancing.

I want a Baphomet, Lilim, Ocelomeh, Pharaoh, and Dragon to be my wives.

>>35252150
>My will is strong and resolute
Oh?

There is a severe lack of fanart for Pharaoh ass

>>28182415
The dream

>>24118295
Imagine a Pharaoh using her god voice to get you to marry her neet CC daughter who never comes out of her room. Despite the fact that she's in line for the throne and all of her younger sisters have already gotten married which might be part of it

>>23289208
I'm sure the Pharaoh would love a cute throne.

If not, I hear certain mushrooms are fond of it.

>>22773365
I like dark skinned girls,
queen/princess/monarchal attitudes, and Egyptian aesthetics

>>21983416
He was on a horse with no name

>>21278470
So do I. Especially when they glow from her intense passion.

>>21267465
Pharaoh.

>>21237350
I would like my Pharaoh wife to dance to something like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuxEq-RtEx4 or this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyF6j5Y8omw
and slowly seduce me while I'm tied to a chair and unable to resist her. I want to see how much she can tempt me without using her God Voice.

I want a Baphomet, Lilim, Dragon, and Pharaoh to cure me of my crippling schizoaffective disorder. They can do that right? Can't they? Because this is literal hell and the only hope I have any more is that the portals will open some day.

>>20838800
She loves my snake better.

>>19884047
I would like to marry an Apophis and then grape the Pharaoh and her Anubis secretary into our personal sex toys, and train the Anubis into a butt slave who only gets off to anal, and train the Pharaoh into an oral slave, with a pleasure rune on her tongue, and a collar that says "Ghoul"

Praise her! Love her! Impregnate her, and spread her kingdom!

How would MGs deal with serious mental illness such as schizophrenia or psychosis?

>>18683413
I could see it being a phase for a younger Pharaoh to go through
>Alone in the bedroom one night while your wife tends to the kingdom
>You find yourself lazily going through her things
>Find an old photo album
>It's her in high school, and she's gone full gyaru
>Bleached blonde hair, bright lipstick & eyeliner, fake nails, and a loose uniform showing off leopard print underwear
>'Darling, are you in here?'
>You turn and come face to face with your desert rose
>She sees the book in your hand & her face turns bright red
>'My gods, I can't believe you found that old thing! It was just a phase, and- Osiris help me...'
>She buries her face in a pillow, utterly humiliated
>You sit next to her
>'You know, you look pretty cute with blonde hair like that.'
>She looks up at you, dumbfounded
>'And, ummm... you wouldn't happen to still have that outfit around, would you?'
>Her smug smile creeps back in a little
>'I suppose you'll want me to wear those dreadful bra & panties as well?'
>'Yes please.'