/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>43049885
Thankfully Liches aren't tainted.

>trying to ruin Liches with his faggotry now
how embarrassing.

>>40633690
You're just challenging Liches, experts at revival.

>>36972931
And what do humans do in their free time? They're individuals, they do what they personally like.

>>34899754
Even if I was smart I'd feel stupid next to her.

>>33739859
If you genuinely think there's something wrong despite doing the right things, I don't know what else to tell you besides seeing a doctor.
>>33739933
Weight loss wasn't a goal for me since I was skinnyfat, it's more about turning fat that's already there into muscle mass.

Happy Lichmas!

>>28707674
>Ask an undead how they get pregnant if they aren't living creatures
>She says it's easier to answer if she shows you
>Eleven years and four daughters later and you still don't know how it works

>>26139766
Hyperion isn't very good. You go in expecting fun sci-fi and instead you get a literature major jerking off to John Keats and Catholicism
Fuck Dan Simmons in general
The Terror is such a good book but then he ruins it with a magical demon monster

>>25772879
I will be aware of them, thank you

I love liches!

Remember to LoL! (Love our Lich!)

>>22070483
She just has a different way of showing it.

>>21978931
Yep, that's exactly what happens since this exists https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Undead_Grey_Lamentation_Mushroom

Dead thread

>>20904942
>Klaatu
>Barata
>Niktu

>>20750142

>>20359925
Studies have shown Finngolia is a very good place to live though.

>monster girls arrive and are trying to locate ideal partners as quickly as possible
>they get organized with meet and greets, mixers, speed dating and marriage interviews
>you're called in to meet with an interviewer to match you with someone
>the interviewer greets you, looks you over and jots something on her clipboard
>"Why don't you start by telling me what skills you'd bring to the table as a husband?"

>>19408405
>Results of Death Test 917 unsuccessful. Must re-evaluate potion formula for Test 918.
>Addendum: Potion tripled seminal viscosity and opacity due to increased mana retention. May re-engineer to indulge husband's preference of "facials".

>>19051338
Quite easily. If I wanted a dumb rape dragon, I'd date a Wurm.

>>18864287
Well that's between anon and his waifu, is it not?
I'm in full support of it!

>>18809671
>How disappointing, that Anon's thread can't keep up with my experiments.

What would a Lich do if I constantly tried to prank them?