Monster Girl Thread

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Welcome to fox shrine.

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Kobolds are cute!

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Welcome to Wurmtown

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>>15466383
The hunched over lizard kind, or the psuedo-rat dog kind?

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>>15466387
The cute doggy kind!

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I'm drunk, i hope no monster girls take advantage of me!

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why are there barely any loli stories

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>>15466452
You might not be looking hard enough lad.

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Stop samefagging from your mobiles to keep your thread bumped.

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>>15466452
They exist.

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>>15466459
>>15466547
yeah, about four of them out of thousands

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>>15466607
Have you ever read Averageanons Familiar Friend?

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>>>/a/

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>>15466607
Which four?

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Batting around an idea for a story:

yakuza awoos vs tatted-up Russian mobsters in a battle for MGC's underworld

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>>15466744
>yakuza awoos
I've always felt that Inari, Oni, and Youkos would fit the Yakuza mold better.

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>>15466044
I never want to leave Fox Shrine.

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>>15466786
It would make sense to include some of the other Japanese-themed monstergirls in the yakuza

To me, part of the appeal is the intricate language of tattoos that both the yakuza and Russian criminals have.

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Permanent heart-pupil yetis who can't stop thinking lewd thoughts about hugging

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How do you guys like your dragons? Wings or no wings?

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>>15466809
>Permanent heart-pupil
Heart pupils shouldn't be on permanently.

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>>15466813
The only acceptable wingless dragons are Wurms.

Wings for life.

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>>15466809
I'm gonna fuck one so hard that her fur turns pink!

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>>15466817
Unless you're a jub.

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>>15466607
I know Kitsoviet's 'Kitsch' has a story from Moose, and there's a few from Quicksilver and TraderAnon that're loli.

Not saying the other two who wrote Kitsch shit because they're pretty bad.

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>>15466825
Or a March Hare

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>>15466827
Do legal lolis count?

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>>15466832
I guess? I mean AFAIK pic related is by definition a legal loli since she's a dick chasing alcoholic.

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>>15466825
I want a patriotic JubJub with huge tits and star shaped pupils.

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>>15466835
I remember that Bollocks was going to do something involving an oppai Kitsch.

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>>15466835

>Ball gag necklace

That's lewd as fuck

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>been walking around london streets
>some pigeons seem to be missing feathers
>one even seems to be missing a foot
Now all I'm thinking is territory wars with pigeon harpies

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>>15466835
Fuck off kemonomimifags. You're shitting up the thread. Nobody wants you here.

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>>15466862
>Thinking that passive-aggressive shitheel has the ability to do anything but shitpost and bitch

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>>15466868
>Taking a walk in the park
>Decide to sit on a bench to rest
>See a bunch of pigeon harpies in a nearby tree, starring at me like I was an old man
>Guess they are hungry
>Open the big sack I carry around
>Pick a shota and throw it at them
>They swoop down and swarm the kid
>Every harpy in the park tries to get a piece of the little guy

Such is life in MGC

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>>15466813
Wings! More things to cuddle me with!
Wing Cuddles!

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>>15466813
Wing cocoons! They are great!

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>>15466886
He can beg and whine until a better writefag does a thing.

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>>15466913
>better writefag
I don't know if we're going to have any of those left if things keep going the way they are.

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Gonna give a Maus some cheese!
Gonna make her chubby so she can't scurry away!
Gonna pick her up, pet her tiny head and give her a little model house to live in next to my bed!
Gonna clean her up an make a thicc ladymaus out of the skinny street rat!

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>>15466837
There's a shipslut like that, also has American flag stockings and underwear.

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>>15466607
There is also MGE translated baphomet, mimiru and sasha stories with lolis.
Sasha story has god-tier loli femdom

BTW anyone has mismatched stockings fetish?

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>>15466920
We've still got Lantern, RS, Peny and Headsharts. They're all pretty good.

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>>15466937
>BTW anyone has mismatched stockings fetish?
Yup. Asymmetrical clothing is great in general.

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>>15466933
I did have Iowa in mind when I typing that.

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>>15466943
>RS, Peny and Headsharts
Those three write some good lactation stuff, even if RS' Jenna story is the only lactation story the latter has written so far.
I'm still gonna refer to Headsharts as Trachyon from now desu.

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>>15466913
Which is exactly why having faith in that faggot is a fool's errand. If he spent less time shitposting and bitching to people in various IRC or Discord channels about how the big bad thread hates him maybe, just maybe, that sack of shit could be productive.

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>>15466958
Still not as bad as the one or two idiots that post in each thread about
1. how hard it is to find motivation to write
2. how their computer magically fried itself before they could post
3. say they're going to write shit only to later let us know that they scrapped it halfway through (repeat 1)

Every time they post I feel like I'm watching one of those terrible commercials where the "normal" actor seems brain-dead and incapable of the simplest tasks.

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>>15466924
Is she going to be a himedere that asks you to hand feed her?

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>>15466982
Yes! Raise her to be my pampered Queen Maus! Sire Many Maus Princesses who I will love!

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>>15466981
You do realize he's at least 50% of those, right.

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What should a human boy do if he encounters a sassy wurm in the wilderness?

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>>15467011
Que?

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>>15466981
my computer doesn't fry itself, it just turns my shit into pic related and that kills my motivation as i forget what i wrote.

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>>15467042
Do Yetis come in different sizes?

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>>15467015
He should brace for rape.

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>>15467042
How much do they cost and is it possible to get Yeti insurance?

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>>15466997
But all those kids will ruin her figure!
That doesn't even factor in that she'll demand you carry her everywhere

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>>15467073
>not wanting to ravage your waifu's body with one birth after another
Pleb taste.

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>>15467070
You only pay shipping and handling and they are guaranteed to last a life-time. Excludes intentional damage. Damaging your Yeti will result in the proper authorities being notified.

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>>15467080
But Anon!
She's going to have a belly, although the milk mouse mammaries may make up for it

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>>15467073
>>15467085
Pet my Wife's baby belly!

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>.less was able to recover one of the WIPs that I liked
Oh happy day, what a lovely day!

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>>15467100
>dragon and anubis

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>>15467106
Kek
Looks like cuck-kun strikes again

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>>15467100
.less fucked up Anubis' proportions.
Also >>15467106

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>>15467015
Play dead, it works at least 20% of the time.

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>>15467106
That was one of the preludes to what eventually happened, dude said he origionally wanted something like that but .less could never get it the way he liked it so the dude said 'well just do this other thing, I mean what could possibly go wrong'

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>>15467100
>Dragon x Anubis

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>>15467100
Goddamn, that's great news. Looks lovely as well, but I can see why you chose to go with the lewder one. That one is a little more cleanly composed I think, less crowded. Also, the difference in the girls' eye styles is a nice little touch.
I like that they're making a little Anubis OF too.

I don't know what kind of friends dress up in lingerie together to make mecha models, but given their mutual good taste, I can only assume that they're even closer to each other than siblings. That's a strong friendship right there.

Do you think you'll ever get .less to clean it up and finish it in the future? Or maybe commission him for a second attempt at a picture like that?

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>>15467129
>I don't know what kind of friends dress up in lingerie together to make mecha models
Heheh
>I can only assume that they're even closer to each other than siblings
HEHEH

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>>15467093
Depending on how many kids she's carrying that can be quite the belly.

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>>15467125
>what could possibly go wrong
The existence of the picture is not responsible for the thread's reaction to it, nor the shitshow that followed it being posted here.

>>15467106
>>15467126
Oh get over it already.

>>15467111
Yeah, I don't think he's really used to or experienced in drawing robots and the like?

>>15467129
>Spoiler
The answer to that is simple.
I wanted a pic of an Anubis in lingerie, and a Dragon in lingerie, and an Anubis and Dragon building a model. So thought "Eeeeeeeh, why not kill two or three birds with one stone?"
Then I forgot to remind .less about the lingerie for the final image.

>Clean it up? Commission a second attempt?
Nah. I'm broke for the time being first of all, and I'm happy just to have this WIP saved now. Have other priorities as far as commissions go for the time being, when I do have some bank again.

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>>15467146
>The cuck tries to fight back

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>>15467138
Bigger the better!

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>>15467100
I'm sure that this is a nice and wholesome friendship.
>>15467146
>The existence of the picture is not responsible for the thread's reaction to it, nor the shitshow that followed it being posted here.
You have a point but I'd advise you to save your breath, all you'll do is rile people up.

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>>15467133
Anon, if you've never assembled anime girl figure kits with a friend while you're both dressed in nothing but your underwear, you can't really say that you've lived yet.

>>15467146
Fair enough. Don't spend unless you know you've got the disposable income. Though I'm interested to see what those other commission priorities might be.
Also, don't engage with them. Idiots're spouting memes which were tired in the same thread they were created in, and tore the thread apart. Don't drop to their level.

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>>15467151
But at a certain point she can't move!
You don't want that to happen to her do you?

Your himedere mouse pinned by her growing brood?

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>>15467146
You reap what you sow mang.

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>>15467015
Look that cute lil face!

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>>15467163
But that harvest is long since finished. Let us leave that poisoned crop behind, and not allow it to spoil future growth.

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>>15467100
Shit man, did she break it? Also why is that under a spoiler? Doesn't look bad to me.

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What's the most shocking thing about your waifu?

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>>15467175
Their meaty paws and claws and suited to the small, fiddly pieces of plastic that those models are made out of.
The two of them together possess just a little more dexterity than a human with their hands, and it leads to situations where both of them have to carefully hold a piece between their claws together, while one of them tries to fit it on the model correctly.

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>>15467146
Cry more fag

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>>15467175
Nah, I think they're just being real careful while trying to attach the other leg.

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>>15467180
>Their meaty paws and claws and suited
Aren't suited.

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>>15467180

Monster Hunter would be vastly improved if you were hunting monstergirls.

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>>15467192
It was the worried look on the Anubis's face and that look of (what looks to me like) disbelief or just not registering something yet on the Dragon's face that made me think it got broked

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>>15467198
Damn near anything can be improved by Monster Girls

pic related

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>>15467100
Why even bother with foxes when jackals have tails that fluffy?

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>>15467206
Wolfus in general are pretty nice, but yes.

Anubis the best.

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>>15467042
I would like 1 backpack version of Yeti and 1 oversized

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>>15467162
but she'll have all the pampering in the world!

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>>15467204
Cute Cats get pats

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>>15467241
God bless Anon, god bless.

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>>15467241
Bastet is the cutest goddess!

I leave cat treats at her temple every morning!

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>>15467225
Just be sure to bring cheese

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>>15467256
Anubis is the cutest goddess.

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>>15467256
I want to cuddle Bastet, Ra, Hathor and Amaterasu.
My pelvis might be dust, but I don't care.

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>>15467263
Can't argue with that.

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>>15467267
gonna lick her exclamation points

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>>15467042
>>15467051
>>15467070
>>15467084
>>15467217

So how big is oversized?

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>>15467294
I prefer to see my tall girls in the 7ft range.

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>>15467291
But that'll cause the magical core within her abdomen to short out. Who knows what could happen then.

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>>15467294
7-8ft is the ideal range, anything more is too big unless it's an ushi or something with a non-human body.

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>>15467316
I want a 7ft tall Shoggoth.

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>>15467294
Too much hug.

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>>15467300
Then i'll just eat her out to jump start it!

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>>15467262
an oz of cheese per baby!

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>>15467294
Slightly taller than me at most. Situational exceptions may be made, however.

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>>15467338
First you short out the main store of magical energy within her body, then you want to ignite all that scattered power by eating out her most sensitive erogenous zone?
You're going to turn her into a magical lust bomb, and the two of you will be at the epicenter.

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>>15467366
I need to show my devotion to eros somehow

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>>15467374
>Deruella backwards is one letter off from "allured"
...huh.

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>>15467374
I want to milk Deruella like a Holstaur!

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>>15467374
What about a rune pika beam?

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>>15467374
>>15467198

>Showing interest in MGs
>Not being a classy, mysterious kuudere

I wonder if gapmoe is a thing in MGE-land.

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>>15467395
Gapmoe is ALWAYS a thing.

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>>15467386
Hah, what a weird coincidence, right?

>>15467389
Bu-but that's so lewd!

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>>15467410
I want to cuddle Deruella after rough sex!
Because she's so cute and deserves love!

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>>15467415
>Not cuddling on the couch while watching a movie and ending up falling asleep in each others arms
Step up your game! A cute goil deserves cute things!

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>>15467395
I like more when the guys are tsundere

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>>15467398
>Gapmoe is ALWAYS a thing

This anon gets it.

The chase makes things more interesting. It's like struggling to open a carton of ready-made custard for your rhubarb crumble, knowing the rewards will be all the sweeter for the effort.

And with tsunderes you don't normally get to see their smile like this.

Unless you mean classic tsunderes, where they go from ice queen to dere-dere waifu over a long time. Modern tsunderes are those bipolar bitchy "b-b-baka! It's not like I want to..." that are permanently acting like a pain for no reason, and never really "thaw" out.

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>>15467424
Last half meant for >>15467424

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>>15467437
Not really talking about tsunderes, though I guess they do count, in a way.

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>>15467437
Dal Dal deserves to win, Queen's an autist.
That kidnapping arc was retarded, too.

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>>15467437
Y'know who's a cute tsundere?

Mamushi from Blue Exorcist. Bonus points for being something of a Shirohebi.

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>>15467424
Not going to lie, but I'd probably be something of a tsundere if monstergirls were real.

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I like tall Monsters

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>>15467508
Slut.

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>>15467455
>Dal Dal deserves to win, Queen's an autist.

Let's be honest, mini-Tiger will never win. The first 50, maybe 100 chapters she was a serious contender, but everything since has had her as purely comic relief

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>>15467508
I like fiery ones

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>>15467508
I do too.

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>>15467514
So you're saying that jinko is not an option?

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>>15467515
There was a doujin with a fiery djinn girl posted last thread.

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>>15467508
>Not wanting a fiery and quick-to-anger, but also deredere and overprotective short-stack Jinko to cheer you on.

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>>15467422
Well we can't do that every day. Gotta mix it up.

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>>15467294
Those yetis aren't meant for this level of hug, they're trembling!

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I like cute monsters

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>>15467543
So you like 99% of them?

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>>15467547
>>15467547
100%

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>>15467533
She is. In your heart.

But in terms of plot: I just binge-read the entire series across like two days, so I have her character development over time fresh in my memory. She's had primarily a comic relief role the last hundred chapters, and hasn't had any prominent moments of character development like giant Jersey or Ojousama have had.

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>>15467547
I find it amazing how I either dislike or feel neutral towards most monster girls.

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>>15467569
Then why are you even here?

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>>15467206
This is where foxes just step up their game and add more paws.
Look at these luxurious natural fur thighhighs.
Cascading silky hair.
Ample heavy bosom.
THICK MASSAGEABLE EYEBROWS

Don't you want to have this? To make more of these?
The world needs more, get pumping.

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>>15467569
I like or am neutral toward most girls. I only hate a few.

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>>15467578
>Only sluts allowed in this thread

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>>15467578
>>15467585

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>>15467584
Yo but where's the monster though.

>>15467585
You literally just said "dislike or feel neutral towards most monster girls"
Now you like or are neutral towards most?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoXxuae8wIU

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>>15467584
>That bush
She's gotta do some trimming first

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>>15467599
Are you the autist that lost his shit over cosplay-tier girls in the previous thread?

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>>15467601
>Not liking the pubic hair

I want children to leave this thread.

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>>15467607
Nope.

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>>15467609
I don't mind pubic hair, but she's almost rocking a furkini thong down there.

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>>15467206
Foxes can get multiple tails just as fluffy. It's pretty hard to best that.

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>>15467601
>Not appreciating the sign of a grown woman

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>>15467599
I think you're confusing me with someone else.

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>>15467584
>You'll never be sent up from your village to the local fox shrine to secure their blessings for the next generation.
>Which amounts to fucking the head Kitsune's daughterus until they're pregnant then becoming their husband.
Imagine it anon. All those curvy busty foxes wanting you to father their children and not letting you go until you do.

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>>15467609
I'm quite meh on pubic hair personally.

Kind of not fond of flicking my tongue against a big bush of hair, so I prefer a girl shaved.

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>>15467618
Yes, I am. I've lost the abitlity to follow a chain of two posts.

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>>15467624
I don't even need shaved, just trimmed

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>>15467619
Why would I want to leave?

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>>15467633
By "letting you go" I meant "Letting you pull out".
Not being able to pull out of one girl until she's pregnant and knowing you're surrounded by at least a dozen amorous Kitsune who want the same is pretty exciting isn't it?

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>>15467660
Replace the Word icon with a trash can, and put "/mgt/" over the girl's head.

Also photoshop Neil Flynn's face over the doctor's.

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>>15467647
How many children do you think each of them wants? Because I'm going to take that number and double it.

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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

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>>15467660
God dammit I remember this comic.

Why.

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>>15467683
>You will never breastfeed a holstarus

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>>15467729
A Holstaur would love some fried chicken breast.

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>>15467508
I like monsters that sit on faces.

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>>15467729
But she could just feed herself. Why mess up my body for awkward reverse milking? Besides, her's probably tastes better.

I want to walk in on a holst suckling on her own nipple

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>>15467754
Aaaand 3 day vacaycay.

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>>15467754
That's weirdly cute.

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>>15467759
Could have sworn that nips weren't a bannable offense anymore, but whatever. Away it goes.

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>>15466862
Late as fuck reply, I suppose. But you should know better than to trust anything I say at all. One would hope after the Jub-Jub story that you'd all take a hint.

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Why is Druella so lonely? You would think beautiful girl like her would have tons of guys trying to date her!

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>>15467766
Maybe on /a/ with a spoiler, but I think that's it. Anywhere else doesn't let it fly.
Actually, I can't even remember if it's three days for breaking the nudity rule. Hmm.

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>>15467678
>How many children do you think each of them wants?
As many as you can pump into them.
More children means more security for their clan's future and more importantly the old head gets a bunch of granddaughterus to spoil.

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>>15467772
I want to cuddlefuck Deruella while she wraps her tail around my leg and I tease her ears!

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>>15467772
She's one of the most powerful beings on the planet, her mere presence drives people to sex, and her stated goal is to watch the world fuck. That's a very intimidating first impression to get past. Probably has more visitors from the Order trying to off her than from suitors.

tl;dr: Power can make you very lonely

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>>15467772
People spread mean lies about her.

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>>15467777
Well, those Kitsune better get used to near perpetual pregnancy then.

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>>15467784
Power does make you lonely huh? I want to protect a powerful monster girl from loneliness!

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>>15467784
I want to be Deruella's friend!

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I want to befriends ton of monsters

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>>15467796
>Follow an old map to a treasure horde
>Dragon sleeping atop the gold
>She's been worshiped, feared, and attacked over the centuries
>For the past century, though, she's mainly been forgotten
>She's become incredibly jaded
>She stirs at your sound, but makes no move. Just watches you
>She expects you to just be another petty thief she'll have to torch
>Instead, you open your pack and lay out a blanket
>You brought tons of food, more than one person could eat
>You invite her to sit with you for some lunch
How would she react

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>>15467819
Would you like the harem end, or the bloody yandere end?

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>>15467829
How about the just friends end

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>>15467799
I want Deruella to ride me while Alleured sits on my face!

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>>15467833
So... the alp end? Weird choice, but I'm not judging you.

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>>15467822
I'd offer her a kisses for pieces of gold. The longer the kiss the bigger the treasure.

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>>15467836
That's going to be a bit difficult all things considered.

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>>15467822
I'm going to stay there no matter what she thinks. Normally MGs force themselves upon guys, but this time, I'm the one who is going to do it.

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>>15467838
Or all the friends find love and I stay friends with them and their husbands

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>>15467829
Yandere harem end.

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>>15467858
Yandere friends, that sure is odd they don't want me friends with anyone else

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to always give a doppelganger potion to the waifu before going off to bed together.

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What kind of Dog Girl would you classify as a 'Pupper'

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>>15467857
But then they'd try and set you up with single members of their family, friends, extended family, or daughters.

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>>15467854
>She doesn't move an inch
>Just keeps staring at you with one ancient golden eye
>You just sit there, eating your meal
>every now and then you look up, hoping to invite her down
>She just keeps staring
>Eventually pack up your bag and leave
>Come back the next day with food
>And the next
>And the next
>Two weeks go by of you visiting
>You bring food, sometimes a book to read
>She just keeps staring
>Three weeks this goes on
>Come in one day with your pack
>Set up your picnic
>'Human...'
>Her voice booms, echoing of the cavern and startling you
>You look up. She's raised her head and is staring at you with both eyes now
>'Why are you doing this?'
You got her attention, t least

[Anonymous No.]

>>15467900
Kobolds, loli Werewolves, and loli Hellhounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15467900
The kind that pants and barks when you fuck them, so kobolds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15467907
I prefer the strategy where you just literally move in with them, and declare that you now live there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15467904
Not their daughters, but extended family is fine to date

[Anonymous No.]

>>15467952
Enjoy a harem of your's friends' cousins

[Anonymous No.]

>>15467964
I wouldn't mind that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15467864
I don't think they would be just friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>15467907
I would do more than that. I would scout around the mountain for food and invaders, give her any shiny things I find, entertain her with some games, sing some lullabies for her, cover her with a nice blanket and guard her defenseless body while she sleeps, clean her lair and cook some breakfast before she wakes up and many more things.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to become a cute Nerdwan. How should I proceed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15467972
By if my friends were yandere then they would be yandere friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>15467846
But why?

>>15467900
What about a 'Woofer'

[Anonymous No.]

>>15467975
One step at a time anon. Got to make sure she won't flambe you before you go climbing around on hr treasure or sleeping in the cave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15467977
well first you need to not be a man

[Anonymous No.]

>>15467977
Start by being a girl, or being a stage one alp in KF's settings

[Anonymous No.]

>>15467989
>What about a 'Woofer'
That'd probably be a teenage werewolf who barks and growls at everything.
But if you get her on her back and rub her belly she becomes a Subwoofer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15467989
Isn't it obvious?
Deruella and Alleured are the same person.
I don't blame you for not noticing though, it takes a sharp eye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15467977
Step 1: Become an alp
Step 2: Don't become a jabberwock.
Step 3: ????
Step 4: Nerwan profit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15467977
Alp into a kobold.
Dye your newly found fur black.
Get some fake glasses.
Git gud at school.

[Anonymous No.]

Who would win in an argument Thread Deruella vs KC Deruella

[Anonymous No.]

>>15467993
I'm not going to do it all at once. I'll do it slowly, letting her get used to my presence there, until she trusts me enough to touch her hoard. Then I'll pretend to disappear just to see her reaction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15467977
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468008
Why should they argue?
They should team up to rock a guy's world.

[Anonymous No.]

Wow, the thread's slow and shitty tonight. What gives?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468003
Only Alps that make deals with the robot devil will ha e to worry about that

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468025
I don't know lad, it's been very slow all day especially for a new thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468025
Awful start and everyone's spiting the OP I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

Why don't paladin-chans rape their squires

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468025
>>15468031

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468032
Because their squires are usually also girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468027
Well, that and their waistlines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468008
But the thread Druella is just a mirror image

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468011
>Centuries of hardship and crushing loneliness
>One foolish boy finally comes along
>Doesn't run away try to kill you or worship you
>Doesn't even care about your gold
>Just wants to be around you and see you smile
>Slowly warm up to him
>Talk once in a while, let him read to you, even let him climb up and share a blanket with you
>Actually look forward to his visits
>Then they stop
>No more lunches, no more books, no more games
>No more of his sweet face, no more of that warm smile, no more kind, earnest voice
>Just darkness and this mountain of cold, unfeeling treasure
>'The darkness. My one companion in these long centuries...'
>As she closes her eyes, she feels something wet roll down her cheek
Are you trying to make a dragon cry? Because that's how you do it, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468002
>Deruella and Alleured are the same person.
N-no way

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468032
Their feelings for their squire are bottled up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468031
Spiting the OP? I know it's really shit and generic with a boring, barely monstergirl kitsune, but we've had bad OPs before. What's new this time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468043
Better apologize for arriving late

[Anonymous No.]

Who do I have to offer blood tithes to for oppai/adult Kitsch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468045
You can't fool me Deruella, I'd recognize that cute face anywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to find a short Wurm and call her shorty!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15467180
That I can't draw her well enough to meet my standards, and even with my daily practice and Loomis templates, will tke me a long while to improve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468043
Yep, that's it. And then I'll pop up while she is crying and ask her what's wrong. I have a heart boner for girls crying because they only realise how much something is worth after they've lost it. It trigger my healing instincts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468040
There are worse fates for an anon I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468060
Hope you've got a strong spine anon, because she's going to get you in a bear hug and not let go for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468063
>>15468063
True, she got a good end out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

How much cuddling would an Undead Snake need?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468078
A lot. She'd pretty much need cuddling all day long until she turned into a Wight.
And even then she'd still want to cuddle you almost all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468078
I doubt that you'd be let go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468078
Three days of straight cuddles, maybe more depending on the weather. That's a lot of girl to warm up, and you have to be responsible for her.

A few steaming hot loads pumped into her womb as you cuddle may speed up the process

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468078
Zombie Snek just moaning "Waaaaaaarm"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468043
>Older Woman x Younger Male relationships
My favorite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468069
Gonna give her a pat and apologize for taking too long. After all, it's not easy to find a diamond ring to satisfy a dragon lust for precious things. Why are dragons so great?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468093
I like her glasses

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468047
Somebody used a kitsune to make a new thread hours before the older one died, which seems to be a great way to ruin kitsune posting in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468093
She has a cute smile.

[Anonymous No.]

I like average monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468100
Oh. Well foxgirls are posted here way too often anyway. Still a shame.

[Anonymous No.]

Kraken/Tentacles: http://pastebin.com/2ZeNHxs7

Another catastrophic failure on the weaving byroad to success.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468094
>Invoking a 150 year tradition with a centuries-old dragon
I'd want to see the look of confusion on her face when you pull it out. She'd wonder why you bought such a seemingly paltry ring when there's hundreds more extravagant ones laying around. Then as you explain what the ring means, her eyes start to grow wide, welling up with tears of joy. And then she grabs you in a vice-like hug, refusing to let go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468083
>>15468085
>>15468091
>>15468092
So I'd need a space heater

[Anonymous No.]

>>15467977
Ask Druella.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468123
It's not the same my good anon, she's going to want your heat, not a machines heat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468123
Electric blankets might be the better option, though depending on how big she is that might run up your electric bill.

[Anonymous No.]

Do not hug an undead yeti because her hugs are cold

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468120
She is not the only one that isn't going to let go. I might not be a rich prince or a noble knight, but you better believe that I'm gonna do my best to make this lizard happy. The more I read about dragons, the more I love them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468151
I want her to hug me now in the summer, I cool off and she warms up, we both win

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468151
I want to combine a Yeti with an Ittan
Another with a Lava Golem

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468152
Just be careful, anon. She's been in that cave alone for who knows how long. She's going to have a few centuries of repressed instincts bubbling very close to the surface. She may end up pillaging your white gold and come out with a clutch of eggs.

I'd actually love to think about what satisfying a few hundred years of sexual repression would be like

[Anonymous No.]

Which Dragon CC would be the best at unleashing years of pent up frustration?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468043
>>15468094
>>15468120
>>15468152
>A single tiny gem can be more valuable to her than her entire hoard just because you were the one that gave it to her
>tfw remember Losenis' story

He knows how to write heartwarming stuff.

when is he gonna write daughterus

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468182
I would've spent a lot of time with her, so slaying the dragon might not be that hard, and I'm sure having two or three little lizards running around is going to make her feel even less lonely.

>>15468219
Vanilla and Ryu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468113
It was alright.

[Anonymous No.]

Brown pregnant loli monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468240
I cannot place enough emphasis upon how much YES is here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468240
Dick the brown moinichuffs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468240
What species?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468254
Yep.
The real question is how pregnant.

>>15468261
Yep.
Cuddle her and stroke her baby bump.

>>15468268
Roll for it.
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/mamono

I'm feeling a minotaur today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468276
>brown loli Dhampir
She better have a well padded rear and a fetish for spankings, because I totally want to reenact that Dhampir thing PRW wrote.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468276
>Rolled dormouse
How did it know it was me? HOW?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468113
>kraken
Oh fuck that's nice, reading it right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468293
Maybe she does.
Maybe she'll wear a some tight clothes to show it off.

>>15468311
She wants you anon.
You're hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468311
http://i.imgur.com/NPHAxza.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468276
I don't care to roll, I'll just sit back and imagine a pregnant loli Anubis.
In a garterbelt.
Somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468330
Would she strip tease for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468320
>>15468324
Well, clearly I have some breeding to do and some bellies to rub afterwards.
How many mouselings does a dormouse produce?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468339
Around 4 I imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone have the greentext for this picture?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468113
More content for Kraken is always nice to see

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, the more pregnant your waifu, the more love and care she needs, and the more adorable daughterus on the way

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468347
I'm going to try and get six in one batch then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468337
Down to it, I should imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468231
Link story please

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468358
Man, I don't know

Sure, some species love to get as many offspring as possible, but how can we make sure that we aren't going overboard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468392
http://pastebin.com/EggnVkBB

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468394
Impossible.
You can only have 2many babies if you impregnated an Echida

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468388
What's that kitty up to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468376
Go for it.
Just remember to help her move around.

>>15468380
Are you ready to stand before you with a smug smirk on her face and her tail wagging behind her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468330
>pregrant loli anubis wearing a garterbelt
>because apparently they make garterbelts for lolis now
>which can still fit anubis' fluffy legs and paws while looks sleek and sexy as fuck, specially made so that the fur can be comfortably smoothed down after putting them on, and which won't be pierced by their claws
>she wanted to surprise you in the bedroom with the garterbelt, but you had to end up helping her put it on
>for one thing, she's never put on a garterbelt before
>pulling it all the way up with her baby bump was a task and a half
>and her paws are so amazing and soft, they don't even need to be as dextrous as human hands
>you hope her pride isn't damaged too much as she thanks you, and sends you back into the bedroom to wait for the "surprise"
>you sit back on the bed, eyes closed as you hear the door open
>she pads quitely across the carpet towards you, towards the bed
>you hear covers shuffling as she climbs up on the bed
>and keeps climbing
>and stops
>as it turns out, she can't actually climb onto the bed with the garterbelt restricting the movement of her legs, and what with being so small
>you're commanded to keep your eyes closed as you help her, reaching a hand out blindly for her to grab so she can be pulled up
>but soon, she's sitting on you, straddling your abdomen
>pressing her paws against your chest, she slides off of you, stalking on all fours to the foot of the bed and standing back up
>she says you can open your eyes now
>as you open your eyes and see her standing there, she says she wants to dance for you, and that she got the idea from her mother, who apparently is an expert dancer and met her father while performing
>you can harldly wait
>with an uncertain smile, the loli anubis takes a breath, and begins doing... something
>well, you guess it technically counts as dancing
>it doesn't look terrible (you don't think she could look terrible doing anthing though, really) but it's uncoordinated, clumsy and just a little bit hilarious
>of course, she doesn't actually know how to dance
>but there's a look of focus on her face as she makes vague and uncertain gyrations, and you know that if you laughed at her now, you'd break her pure and innocent little heart
>so instead, you sneak your feet under the covers, to either side of her, and make her yelp as you pull her in with your legs
>you catch her gently, resting a hand on her rounded little tummy, crossing your legs over and around her to feel the silk of her garterbelt against your shins
>and kiss her on the lips
>her eyes are wide from surprise for just a second, before she half closes them, a happy expression on her face as she kisses back, giggling a little as you go at it together

These are the continuing adventures of Anon and his currently pregnant loli anubis waifu. She is too sweet and pure for this world.
Didn't want to give this thread any support by posting anything of substance in it, given the OP who made it, but I couldn't resist writing about loli anubi.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, how do we summon YBA to give us an update on Vengeance? We need to figure this out for science.

[Anonymous No.]

LET'S GO GET WASTED ANON!

I'M SURE THERE ARE NO UNSAVORY MONSTERS WAITING IN THE SHADOWS AROUND THE BAR OR UNSCRUPULOUS ONES INSIDE WHO WOULD TAKE ADVANTAGE OF OUR INEBRIATION!

GET IN THE DAMN CAR BEFORE WE HELP YOU IN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468411
>Are you ready to stand before you with a smug smirk on her face and her tail wagging behind her?
Not sure if my heart (or boner) can take it.
But one can try.

>>15468460
>>because apparently they make garterbelts for lolis now
Sabbath has all sexual needs of lolis covered, and then some.
Also this is a hundred different kinds of wonderful. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468460
I wonder if she might decide to pay her mother a visit to ask for dance lessons...oh the possibilities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468397
>"Then I'm gonna take every coin you have and shove them in your face hard enough to make Charon blush!"

[Seafoam No.]

Long time no see, eh? I'm proud to present another fapfic for your viewing pleasure; this time it's the story of a young man with a taste for the finer things getting a taste of some fine dragonpussy. Or, more accurately, the fine dragon pussy gets a taste of him. It ran a bit long, but I hope the smut will make up for it.

http://seafoam.pbworks.com/w/page/109191919/The%20Dragon's%20Layer

>>15462557
>totally glad that Seafoam (The literal GRRM of the threads, just holy fuck CONTINUE PLEASE)
Hey, fuck you buddy! That's an unfair comparison and you know it; I'm WAY less likely to actually die in the near future. Probably.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead.
Impregnate the lolis.
The legal ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468483
The more I think about the Sabbath's creative and inventive bent, with all their useful invetions and transformative potions. If only they weren't so mental.

>>15468499
Her mother's going to teach her the hokey pokey, and tell her daughter it was the dance she used to court her father.
The loli anubis won't know any better, and will think it's a sexy dance which will make you want to hug and kiss her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468506
Back from the dead once more!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468538
>If only they weren't so mental.
It's really just the Demon Lord's Right-Hand Baphomet who's a tad nutty. Even then I think she plays it up a bit.

>Hokey Pokey trickery
Hnnnggg, the heart, it cann'a take much more...she'll get many hugs and kisses alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468538
>The more I think about the Sabbath's creative and inventive bent, with all their useful invetions and transformative potions
I missed a bit on the end there. "The more I can kind of admire them" I should have stuck onto that sentence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468531
All lolis are legal with monstergirls anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468547
But that's just going to make her think the dances she's doing really are meant to arouse men. And her mother will start teaching her more and more completely innocent and age-appropriate dances.
Do you really want to come home and see your loli anubis waifu standing on the bed, butt naked, wagging her hips and clapping her paws at you like on some lewd parody of a kids' show?
Would that silly display of fun actually cause you to pounce her on the bed, pin her to the mattress, and kiss her all over as she laughs and tries to kiss back?

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to polish your dragon's horns! It makes her happy that you take care of every part of her body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468596
Horn polishing is universally appreciated by horny monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468616
How much business would I get if I opened a Horn Polishing shop?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468616
why is she blindfolded?

[Anonymous No.]

What's the punishment for false allegation of rape in MGC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468635
Sounds like husband territory, Anon. You'd need to run the place like a brothel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468637
Chastity belt

Or everyone saying 'git gud' for needing to falsely claim instead of actually doing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468637
You're thrown into MG prison. Good luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468637
You're actually raped by a single monster girl, then happily albeit forcibly married.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468637
Into the Matango pit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468637

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468635
That's something for couples, usually married, anon.
>>15468636
So the polish doesn't get in her eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468595
That all sounds rather adorable.

What if she was a legal loli who was just innocent enough to fall for her mother's tricks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468506
That Dragon sounded delicious, good shit Seafoam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468675
>legal loli
You are just obsessed with pushing this thing for some reason, aren't you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468675
It's ok to be a pedo here lad, this is 4chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468477
He sometimes responds when we shitpost about him. It doesn't end up bringing much tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468675
Delicious 11 year old loli anubis with a heart of gold, take it or leave it.

[Seafoam No.]

>>15468544
Only temporarily, though I hope to make this cycle a bit longer. Remember to be kind to any zombies you see shambling around next year guys, one of them might be me.

>>15468687
Thanks. She was fun to write too, makes me want to write more characters in that particular style of alpha.

[Anonymous No.]

How young is the youngest you'd go /mgt/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468719
Depends on on how young the laws of the land let me go, FBI-kun

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468719
Really depends on what they look like and their mentality/attitude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468506
I kinda wish there was some nipple sucking considering how grand Jades tits are.
It's nice that that fat Dragon ass got a spanking though.
>>15468717
I look forward to reading more of your works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468719
Like >>15468729 says, how they act, comprehend and perceive things is important.
But in general, I probably wouldn't go below 9.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468742
>I probably wouldn't go below 9
I almost felt bad drawing my line at fourteen, then I realized what kind of company I was in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468719
Hard to say really. I don't really entertain the notion of forming a relationship with anyone who lacks the mental development that comes with a bit of age.
Children are STUPID.
That's why foxes are great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468729
This. I mean, would you fuck a freshly hatched Humpty Egg born with massive tits and a plump rear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468744
That's loli for you. At least it's purely confined to 2D. The valley of seperation between that and 3D is several factors vaster than the Grand Canyon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468719
I would probably go for girls around my age, but I guess the youngest would be 11.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468719
My age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468749
>That's why foxes are great.
But then you are the child.

>>15468751
>I mean, would you fuck a freshly hatched Humpty Egg born with massive tits and a plump rear?
If I had to, but I'd really rather not. They'd be much too unintelligent and hard to talk with; my stance on her mother would be the same. At least I wouldn't need to worry about doing any physical harm.

>>15468753
Truly. I ended up stuck in a car with a 16 year old girl a few weeks ago and it was a form of torture. I don't remember them being like that when I was in school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468751
I wouldn't fuck a fetus so no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468756
>But then you are the child.
As long as it's relative and not literal for either party I think we're good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468705
shitpost shitpost shitpost YBA shitpost shitpost shitpost Monster Girls shitpost shitpost shitpost shitpost Creed shitpost shitpost shitpost shitpost.

Doth the YBA-man cometh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468772
>As long as it's relative
That depends on how relative. I mean, to a 300 year old being talking to a 30 year old might be like trying to have a meaningful conversation with a ten year old to you. It wouldn't necessarily be wrong, but far from fulfilling, I would think.

Do you think she'd treat you like a precocious little tike or try to raise you to her level?

[Anonymous No.]

thick dragon queen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468113
>Nice to see more Kraken content.

any chance that the AP lesson is posted somewhere else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468776
They'd probably try teaching. Nobody wants to talk down forever, especially to the one you're married to.
But, honestly, the best option here is probably to find one roughly your age and grow alongside them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468693
>>15468695
What're you guys on about? I'm just pondering the behavioral differences that might spring up between a woman in her 20s with the body of an 11 year old, vs an actual 11 year old.

>>15468707
Sounds delightful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468785
But what about all of the lonely supercakes? Don't they deserve to be held and loved, brushed and fucked by a man they love? Is it so wrong to be unmarried after 250?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468789
I'd imagine that monstergirls like that would get really crazily desperate for affection.
>"I have been alive for three hundred and seventy years! And not ONCE has a man touched me sexually. NOT ONCE!"
>"That's why you're here anon! You're going to fuck me if you want it or not! That's why I snatched you up!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468789
You never know, but they better not treat me like a child dammit. I am a perfectly capable adult!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468800
Well, we know dragons can crave the dick so hard they come back from the fucking dead, I can totally see a harmless kitsune downing some holst milk and "raping" some poor intellectual man.

>>15468807
I can't tell one where one fluff ends and the other begins. Marvelous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468807
Imagine the culture gap.
>673 year old Kitsune
>24 year old man

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468783
>10/10, I would gladly be a sex slave for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468784
I'm afraid not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468813
She's into kabuki and opera, he likes trashy B movies. It'd be like the Odd Couple, but with more makeup sex.

[Anonymous No.]

I doodled some more, and have given up on getting a response from that one anon.

You guys wouldn't mind seeing my crappy drawings, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468819
Man these are cute as fuck, keep doing them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468819
Go for it dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15466386
Someone should write a story with the title "A Wurm Called Lucifer". I don't care what it's about, I just like the title.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468819
Cute! Wonder what the Anubis would build with those Lego blocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468719
900 years would be ideal, but at least 40 I think.
Loli body, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468813
>>15468818
But think about how much you'd have to share with each other!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468819
More please, these are everything I could ever hope for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468819
>Anubis in a lego box
>Dragon in a box of [chocolate] gold coins
Too cuuuuuute! Lovely job anon. Always a joy to have more cute stuff of either of these girls; both all the better!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468819
Cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468826
Everything. But mostly pyramids of various sizes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468819
>B-baka. We're not interested in your c-cute doodles at all!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468830
Speaking realistically, "share" could just as easily mean "force on and annoy the hell out of each other." An age difference that large essentially guarantees some drastic cultural influences. Even if it's new and different to one of you you may not like it or care in the least. I mean shit, look at how Boomers view Millenials and vice-versa. That's only a few decades difference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468818
I had never thought about this before, but yikes.
A 670 year-old fox would /predate/ both opera and kabuki by 200 years.
She'd be nostalgic for noh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468821
>>15468822
>>15468826
>>15468833
>>15468837
Well then, let's start off with the worst one of the bunch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468858
Kek, what did that guy do to upset that Sea Bishop? (I'm assuming it's a sea bishop and she did something)

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468852
>No Ojou-san monstergirl stalker
>You'll never find out because she stole some of your old shirts to make a doll to cuddle.
>You'll never see her eyes light up with joy when she learns that you like her too.
It hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468858
Oh! I get it.
I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468858
Wait, what's going on? Why is that man coated in goo? Why is she holding a brush of it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468858
And then transition to something better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468855
All it takes is patience on both sides, and I should hope at least the one with hundreds of years on their side might have some of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468858
TonberRyu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468869
>>15468867
>>15468862
You don't recognize a Tonberry girl?
I don't get the thing with many smiles though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468872
Make one where the egg is stolen by one of those Egg Thieves from Spyro.
>>15468879
>>15468880
I have no clue what's going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468819
Aww man, I'd love to see a loli Kobold in a box of bondage toys. I mean, if you do that sort of thing of course, if not forget I said anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468862
>>15468867
>>15468869
It's supposed to be a Tonberry, guys...

And now for the last one, which is the result of trying to draw crap from a crappy memory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468875
Hopefully. Still, the more I think about this the more fantasyland logic I have to allow it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468898
But I don't know what a Tonberry is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468900
They're mythical beings, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468898
That would make a nice reaction pic if the camera was a bit clearer. Anyways, you got a lot of promise, so keep practicing and showing us those cute doodles. Thanks for sharing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468875
She would be absolutely and completely jaded for politics and philosophy though.
Every time you tried bringing up "progressives" or "idealism" she'd probably just get annoyed and silence you with a tongue to the tonsils.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468907
I hold my point.

>>15468910
There's a reward for bad behavior if I ever heard one. I'd be tempted to read up on the stuff just to playfully piss her off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468478
Alright man, and in case someone tries to commit any illegal acts upon us while you are inebriated and I am tired, I have a legally owned firearm which I am allowed to carry on me for self-defense purposes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468916
>legally owned firearm
The sound of the hammers must never stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468909
It would also be better if I did the hands right.

>>15468880
Think, anon. What has many eyes, is slimey, and has mouths with sharp teeth?
Shoggoth, if drawn badly and deformed as hell.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>15468930
FAT TAIL

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468926
But...your version is whack, dude.
If that's supposed to be a Shoggoth or Gibbering Mouther then it's the Undertale cousin.

>triangle nose
>signature button eyes with worried eyebrows
>lower mouth poised to look like nervous grin
>core? that looks like a floating broken heart
>surprise mark with exclamation

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468932
Thin everything else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468936
wanna grope the fat tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468936
Would monsters other than lamias worry about food going "straight to their tail?"

[Anonymous No.]

So I just marathoned volumes 4, 5, 6 of Saga of the Swamp thing last night and now I have a hankering to write about elementals.
Which one needs a story the most? Which one do people want to read about? Let's hear it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468943
I think Lizards would eat the kinds of foods that go to their tails in case they need to drop them.

[Anonymous No.]

Do baphomets enjoy doing truly childish things? Like a baphomet would disguise itself and play with human children with something other than the intent to corrupt them?

[Anonymous No.]

>Give your Shoggoth maid permission to redesign the interior of your home after she sits you down and gives a presentation about the benefits of allowing her to do so
>Go to bed that night expecting to go to The Home Depot in the morning to pick out new cabinets or something
>Wake up in what looks like a giant bismuth crystal, only black and grey instead of multicolored
>Spend 15 minutes looking for your bedroom door before hollering for your maid
>She materializes through a wall, looking proud of herself
>She guides you through your home, which now somehow appears to be three times as large despite the exterior of the building not changing at all
>You catch exactly none of it
>She just cuddles up to you and says that it's okay, she can guide you around for however long it takes for you to learn your way around
>Clever bitch planned this all to give her an excuse to go with you everywhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468953
>Do baphomets enjoy doing truly childish things?
Is the Pope Catholic? Do bears shit in the woods? Do politicians and lawyers lie? Etc?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468935
>triangle nose
That's the mouth.
>broken heart
Didn't want to draw it under the mouth with so very little room for it. I'm sure a Shoggoth would have her little nightlight torn over seeing her husband covered in ketchup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468957
This is why you avoid shoggoth realtors. You go to an open house, and you never find your way out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468963
oh, I see.
With that as the mouth the expression goes from
"eh...heeh..."
to "OH NOES"

[Anonymous No.]

With their powers, Lilims could cure cancer. Instead they turn women into semen demons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468970
You act like that doesn't also cure cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468970
That's curing one type of cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468970
Semen demons don't get cancer.
They're doing the Lord's work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468970
Curing 3DPD

[Anonymous No.]

Why exactly was he so against fucking them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468987
Maybe he was a monogamist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468987
I would assume because they were children monsterized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468970
I feel like their cure to cancer would be to separate it from the host and cultivate it into a new rape monster.
I suppose they'd need another name for it besides cancer, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468987
The chilluns lacked titties and ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468997
>chilluns
You sound like Chef's dad. You got tree-fiddy on you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468970
Nani?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468997
But he instantly loses himself from being exposed to their intensely erotic bellies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469001
YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM, CANCER. WE CAN'T HELP YOU UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE AN ALCOHOLIC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468970
Drawfags make a monstergirl version of this

http://i.imgur.com/cksrh7e.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

So a shog maid could replace my glasses lenses? if so then I'd never have to get a new pair

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469015
>someone actually got it
Fucking NERD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469018
She'll be able to see everything through your eyes, and all the monstergirls that come on to you too strong are going to mysteriously vanish.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to sit my Kobold waifu in my lap and play with her boobs while we watch TV with our daughteru!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469019
But that's from a very enjoyable mini-series and that single panel got popular enough to nearly reach meme-status.

Fuck, I remember the Zaibatsu bringing it up once or twice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469015
I still want to see a Wendigo dressed as Daredevil.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never fill your swimming pool full of cola for your Wurm daughteru's birthday

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469036
That'd be very sticky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469035
Wendigo Daredevil?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469040
Because blindness, even though the blind Wendigo thing originates from the threads and that one PSQuadruple game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468969
Pretty much. The Tonberry is also supposed to be waddling away towards the viewer, but shitty drawing can only show so much.
Surprised so few people even remember Tonberries and haven't thought about making monstergrills out of them. I've seen fucking CARBUNCLE as one, dammit.

Oh well, anyone have any ideas for doodles? I was thinking about something non-MG related, but if I don't draw at least one Ryu the local Ryu community will sue me.

[Anonymous No.]

I think I require some assistance. I can't think of a better idea for artwork of an accidental situation involving a tanuki's butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469045
They only don't see you when you don't move, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469039
I bet she'd still have a good time though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469048
That nose soils it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469053
Human noses turn you off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469048
Chase the tanuki up a tree, then have her fall on your face ass-first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469048
Tanuki take money very seriously.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dISuBAGxw4w

[Anonymous No.]

Would you let your daughteru go on the internet anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469086
Why not? It's free porn with genuine bishie rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469048
How about Anon making a 'deposit' in a Tanuki's 'bank account'?

[Anonymous No.]

It's nice when words just flow forth into your story. I've wrote 5k and not even close to done yet. It's nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469090
I'd imagine that there are a lot of videos that are basically strapping a GoPro onto a monstergirl and sending her to go drag some poor sap into an alley and ride him senseless without saying a word.
And once you've been raped by a POV monstergirl pornstar, they're going to send more out after you because they know you're rapebait.
At least some of the companies have the courtesy to censor your face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469101
Wish I could get started, but nobody seems to care about elementals.

[Anonymous No.]

what mission would you give a adventurer and is "human" partner?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469102
>companies
Yeah, if it is a company that's doing it and not just an amateur.
>>15469104
Is that stretchy anime meat I see?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469103
I care anon. You're the one who watched Swamp Thing. I noticed your post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469102
>Monstergirl POV rape
Fuck that. What good does that do me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469104
That Dragon wants his hot knight body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469104
Fight Succubi and shit of course.

Maybe kidnap a Apophis and bring her back to my lair.

Collect 20 bear asses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469103

Write it anyway and then regret it when you post the whole thing here! It's what I did when I was a writefag!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469109
>watched
No, I actually read the words.
Answer the bloody question so I can get started with one of the five elemental girls
>>15469114
Well I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

Your Kiki daughteru wants to dress up as a witch and ride her broom around the house.
Do you allow it? Or do you wonder how you have a Kiki daughter despite your waifu being a Wurm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469110
You might be in one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469115
Whichever one you want to write about. I'm ignorant when it comes to elementals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469102
There would be endless variety, but I'd immediately search for any videos of Desert Tanuki who get innocent young men drugged of shisha and take turns making passionate love to him while he lies on a pile of cushions, too blissed out to resist.

It would also include an after-video of him being told he's now married to all of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469116
Yes I'd allow it and as for why she's a Kikimora despite my wife being a Wurm, simple we adopted her into our family since that's the decision we came to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469104
Yknow, I bet after missions dragon knight ends up at the bar drinking over how dense her knight is

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469116
Well the missus did wear a maid outfit during the, uhh, marital conjugation, so I guess it was the power of belief that resulted in such an adorable creature hatching from the egg.
>>15469121
No help at all.

[Anonymous No.]

I bet adopting a Kiki and Shog then raising them as loving sisters would be cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469130
I've seen this nonsense before, it's most unorthodox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469122
>tfw dream of bushy Tanuki tails

God damn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469102
Monster girls? Into voyeurism? Lies and slander!

[Anonymous No.]

If a Vampire looked at you like this, would it result in fear, an erection, or a fearection?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469143
Why is that human looking at me so strangely

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469120
I still don't want to see my sad mug. I want to see the slut forcefully riding my dick and milking me dry, talking down to me about how I'm just a pathetic cumpump who can't resist monster pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469143
I would try to hide my boner so she wouldn't be tempted to drink from there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469122
Don't forget the oils they rub on their bodies anon. Those are important.
God a Desert Tanuki harem would be the best. Just imagine all that oiled up jiggly brown goodness.
Imagine how adorable your daughterus would be and imagine them learning the art of the deal from you and your wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469141
They're like periscopes.

The Tanuki might be too short to see over a table, but you can see her tail move around, swaying back and forth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469101
I still have more to write with my story, which has exceeded 216 pages in only 2 chapters and 2 shorts. MC sttill has to do 2 more events in bumfuck desert shantytown before bumbling north, and writing all that out won't be fun.
Also want to write about exploits done in another character's past, but I got caught up doodling...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469104
DragonsLayer.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469126
Now I don't know what is best
>Dragon knight's true self being revealed in a tough fight with whatever
or
>Dragon knight drunk and confessing her secrets at the bar while her partner overhears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469149
I wish I could write huge amounts like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469153
Why not in a drunken battle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469153
The latter.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469145
Those are a completely different kind of porn anon.
You want that kinky Labyrinth shit where they strap a go-pro on you and let you into a labyrinth that's crawling with horny girls. Whatever girls find you get to chase you down and rape you.
More time in the Labyrinth means more money earned and you get to keep your recording. You can also buy potions to keep you going, but they aren't cheap.
If by some miracle you make it to the center without getting raped, you get raped by the girl in charge of the establishment instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469160
Are you the lad that was posting assorted images in the previous thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469160
Don't give me that look.

I'm a scribe, it's my job to assist the Head Anubis. Don't act jealous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469161
3 major questions:
1) What kind of potions are available?
2) Can the girls gang up on me, or do I get a head start after one finishes up? And
3) Who runs the operation?

[Anonymous No.]

Succubi need love

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469171

They can just use charm magic on some guy and whisk him away to her place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469171
Do you mean 'platonic affection' love or 'cum inside me until I'm distended' love?

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like a retard.

I was making a lot of OC and crops for that new wolf-girl manga, but I completely forgot the fucking name.

What was it? Her name was Okami Lanka and the MC hates animals. You guys know the one I'm talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469171
Pizzabus needs love.

When she brings you fresh, hot pizza, give her a kiss on the cheek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469182
Some of both

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469183
Murenase shiiton gakuen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469186
Is that a faggotcat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469168
>1) What kind of potions are available?
Basic refresh potions are all that's available, but since those pretty much give you full balls and endurance to go a few more rounds it's all you'll need.
>2) Can the girls gang up on me, or do I get a head start after one finishes up?
Girls roam around the maze at random so you might run into one only for another one to show up and join in while the first one is raping you.
Reverse-gangrape can happen. However, it's a general rule that you get a minute after whatever girls caught you to get some ground and recover.
>3) Who runs the operation?
Depends one the one you visit. The most common owners are Minotaurs, Dragons, Echidnas, Apophises, Tanukis, and Demons.
There are also labyrinths that cater to specific fetishes and screen the girls who they let in to make sure they fit that fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469182
Both at varying times is the key to a successful relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469154
The worst part is that all of it is still a first-draft, and may end up longer and more properly written in the future. Might end up at 180, or may jump up to 320, and that's not counting any more writing done until then.
I have the overall plot planned out, as well as every character's strengths/weaknesses/etc, their gear, how many times the MC will be hit in the balls, and how characters relate to eachother. Really, if my writing was actually good it may be a good story instead of a very long and bad one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469191
A Cheshire with an ass that's only a bit smaller than Pizzabus'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469096
Drawing tanuki doggystyle porn? Maybe, but I want to do that on a different character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469192
>Labyrinth catered to fetishes
>mom-dom
>tits & milk
>impregnation
It's going to be filled with the lewdest cows imaginable, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469205
Why don't Kiki's have nice smooth legs

[Anonymous No.]

Anons, I need the Manticore greentext about a Manticore and a kid growing up together and the kid being led around by her holding his hand inside her tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469213
Nice, but there should also be spiderwebs and lactating spiders.
Spider Cows too

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469215
Canonically, they might. All we know is that they have those natural heeled feet, but we can't see above the ankle in the profile pic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469201
Which writer are you? Is that you moose?

>>15469203
Boy, that'd be a mouthful!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469215
fek didn't mean to quote

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469213
>>15469219
You two have great taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469213
It's going to have monstergirls of all sorts with big lactating tits.
But yeah a good number of them are cowgirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469213
Big fluffy labyrinth Minotaurs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469104
would be cool if there was a society of monster knights

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469225
It's okay, because I will never forgive you for misquoting me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469215
She can get rid of them if master doesn't like them
http://pastebin.com/ndWHADH1

[Anonymous No.]

when do they just fuck and make puppies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469234

a round table of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469244
WE'RE KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE
WE FUCK WHENEVER WE'RE ABLE

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469241
Never, because japan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469219
>>15469228
>>15469230
>>15469231
But now comes the million dollar question: Do I shoot for the goal, or do I amass potions, get every girl following me, and throw myself into the orgy at the last minute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469241
I know.

It's inexcusable how he's yet to pump her full of Wolf Pups.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469253
Ah, the ol' switcheroo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469237
That story always makes me feel sad even if it has a happy ending

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469253
Depends on what you want.
Do you want hours upon hours of busty lactating girls momdomming you?
Or do you want to score with the Minotaur who's in charge, who's the biggest most lactating momdom in the whole building? It'll be a much shorter but much more intense experience.
Keep in mind that you get the recording for your later enjoyment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469221
Nope. It is I, Chowder.
also, aside from amassing a party of monsters, the MC will also get a few humans into the group. Like a Dragoon, and a filthy human woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469281
Are we talking Protoss Dragoon?

[Anonymous No.]

So, like, you know when guys say they think you're on fire and you go "dude, I ain't even dancing yet, maaan", and then they throw a bucket of water on you? I mean, what's up with that, man?
You wanna get pizza?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469281
Wait chowder is alive again? I missed your stuff, can I get a link to your pastebin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469282
That's horrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469285
You've been reported to the Dark Elf police. Fucking "dude weed lmao" 14 year olds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469295
Can you call the Dank Elf Police instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469290
Why so? Protoss need love too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469295
>be Cannabis Alraune
>get arrested
That's awful. Can I get arrested and intensely interrogated by the Dark Elf Police instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469304
Dragoons are not a pleasant fate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469311
Gee boss, I don't know. Having a second chance to fight for glorious empire seems pretty nice to a group of zealots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469318
Maybe you should go replay Starcraft 1 and see what Tassadar thought about his buddy Fenix ending up as one.
Though Fenix himself didn't seem to mind

[Anonymous No.]

When will the French Monster Revolution happen and the Demon Lord is taken to the Guillotine

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469327
Exactly. He didn't mind, so it isn't a terrible fate if the person chose to be put in one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469334
But Tassadar was freaked out by it.
Why are we talking about a 90's RTS again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469332
I wonder what species Napoleon would be

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469288
>alive
I wouldn't say that, seeing as my pastebin won't be updated for a grand while. I wouldn't dare try and get my story onto there through a phone.
I still come around, post a cute idea or 9854, doodle a cute image, etc.
Also, MC of story starts out actually decently leveled and experienced, around halfway towards his moderate level cap, and has very high stats for physical combat. However he, among absolutely everyone else, has numerous crippling weaknesses. They include:
>Ice attacks
>Piercing attacks
>Earth and Wind, to a very minor extent
>Magic in general, to the point that even a magic missle cast by a Wurm could deal enough damage to him to kill the Chiefgod 200 times over, in RPG terms

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469338
Because someone said dragoon, and it triggered me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469345
Here, have something for your troubles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469341
An Alice
Sells herself as being different from the Lilims, but is still the same type of monster

[Anonymous No.]

I think monsters should learn how much rape damages men's psyche

[Anonymous No.]

Pick your poison!
1. Gnome
2. Sylph
3. Undine
4. Ignis
5. Dark Matter

[Anonymous No.]

All unmarried monstergirls should be forced to wear latex gimpsuits at all times to remind them not to rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469358
Your choice! We'll enjoy whatever you write!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469363
6. Fuck it, just use all of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469269
What if I'd rather have the minotaur instead of the recording? Doing it myself just isn't the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>A man robs a bank in MGC with a pair of shears
>He holds them to his dick and threatens to chop it off unless they give him $5 million in cash
>In the end, the Tanuki who owns the company gets involved the declines to press charges
>She pays the outstanding bills he had racked up that caused him to resort to this and gives him a few bucks to get back on his feet
>"My door's always open if you want to talk, okay? Just don't do anything crazy like that again. Promise me."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469352
Deep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469357

The cure to a damaged male psyche is more rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469365
Nah, just do Undine. Water a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469376
That's the only answer I'm likely to get, Undine it is.

[Anonymous No.]

So what happens if I tell a shog I'll let her do whatever she want to me for just one day

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469165
>Scribe to an Anubis
Yet more reminders that I really aught to write more...bleh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469244
Just a guild of sorts for monsters that assits knights by disigusing themselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469381
You and her are having a staring contest the whole day

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469382
It's difficult for her to hold a pen or a quill with her meaty paws, also scribe work is beneath her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469381
A shoggoth equivalent of the magic carpet ride from alladin. She'll show you her world, and it's wonders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469399
>go mad from the revelation
>spend the next couple of weeks bedridden
>she is your bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469381
there is no time where she is taking you, that one day will be the longest and last day you will ever have

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469391
that sounds cute just having a shog stare at you, totally isn't creepy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469358
Gnome

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469365
So harem then? Yes please.

[Anonymous No.]

>That moment you realise that having a shoggoth is like a boy and his blob

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469394
Yes, of course.
And his position has absolutely nothing to do with her finding a scribe's organizational training kind of hot. No, of course not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469241
So just how unloved is this runt pupper?
Was she Tomoko before she started clinging to protagonist boy?

[Anonymous No.]

Here's 500 words of me describing some rain for that Undine story, I want to know if it's too pretentious before I keep working on it.

http://pastebin.com/tpvV5W7P

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469492
>It was a dark and stormy night.
Isn't it always?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469493
I spent like five minutes staring at an empty Word document, then I put that on it and voila, the words started pouring out.
Starting is hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469344
I also worked on my Lilim character and her unwilling guide/friend, and their roles in the story.
I also overcame the biggest hurdle of all: naming her. In theme of every Lilim name so far using a different letter of the alphabet, I have named her Lanni the flatty.

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>>15469515
That's a dumb name, I hope she gets bullied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469495
That first plunge is always the hardest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469515
How flat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469518
Flat Lilim from MGK flat. She tries to hide her complex about her breasts by pointing out she still have a nice navel and ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469544
Wock is nicer then Flat Lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469492
Come on you jerks, some of you read it. Say if it's too pretentious or if it's passable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469544
Is it a big ass? Because women with small chests and large backsides are the pinnacle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469549
Didn't sound pretentious to me. Grammar was solid, and good worldbuilding. Carry on. I'm tossing an idea around myself, but I gotta finish whats on my plate as it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469559
Thanks for saving me from crippling insecurities, kind anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469566
Not a problem. Carry on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469544
Does her ass only look big comparatively because her chest is just so flat

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469544
But does she do butt stuff? This is a deal-breaker.

[Anonymous No.]

A-anon? Are you going to do something today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469621
Jokes on you, fairy. I'm already writing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469621
Drawing butts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469621
Painting faces. So I can draw butts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469621
Might finally write down some of my head canon for personal use but that's about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469621
I actually wasn't, but since you point it out, I'll work on a story

I need a Leanan Sidhe in my life

[Anonymous No.]

Do moth's make for the best bug girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469678
What is this from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469678
I still think soldier beetle is the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469557
It's just a nice firm bum, anon. If you wish, you can always picture her ass as whatever size you desire it to be.

In the end, she's really just MGK Lilim that evolved a bit; becoming mischievous instead of a bully, as well as being a great friend towards those that put up with her.
Of course, only the one-eyed Succubus with a bladed spade tail and years of experience traveling across the whole world 6 times will put up with her enough to befriend the hellion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469685
Buck-satan's tumblr

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469701
So where does the moth character everyone post come from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469678
BIG
FLUFFY
MOTHS

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469706
If you're talking about the one I think you are she's from a series of doujins the ones I just posted aren't related to that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469720
I see. Was always wondering where they came from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469492
Paste removed?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you let your waifu put a tracker on you like in you engagement ring or maybe a tooth

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469901
Why, did she piss of someone she shouldn't have? How does a common werecat piss someone off that much?
She bullied too many mice, didn't she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469901
I'd be offended if she didn't! She can put it on my collar!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469918
Mousefia put a centaur in her bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>15466452
Because you dont write any

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469994
That must be a very scared, very tell tied up centaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470006
It was a threat

[Anonymous No.]

The Creepy Fox is gonna getcha!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469837
I set it to expire in an hour since I didn't know if it was worth keeping at the time. Here.

http://pastebin.com/bptk0Y5Z

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470019
Well, seeing as how they can tie up and transport a centaur into our bed at their small stature, I'm sure it's working to scare the wife straight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470036
Hey, could be a Shetland centaur they transported.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469901
I want to marry a Raiju who puts a tracker on me and uses it to rape me whenever she feels like it, even if I'm in the middle of an important reunion or in a public space!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470029
She looks cock starved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470105
Well, that's not really threatening at all then. I bet the knots are just tangles too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470131
She's been waiting for a long time for a man to stumble on her shrine

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470144
Stumble ON her shrine? It's buried?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470150
Stumble upon*

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470154
Thank you, but I prefer it my way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470132
Yeah.
Poor Shetland-chan just wanted a nap

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470164
Life is hard for Shetland-chan. Well, while she's over I guess we can treat her to breakfast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470175
Are you having pancakes?
She loves pancakes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470193
Pancakes it is!
They'll give me the energy I need to punish those silly mice.

[Anonymous No.]

what would you do if a matango was your childhood friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470201
Hug her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470201
I dunno, build models with her and shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470201
Show her I'm a fun guy to be around

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470201
Wonder how I got immune to matango spores.
Study medicine to figure it out.
Sell the vaccine for major profit and bettering of the world.
Go back and give her a hug, apologizing for being far too late to vaccinate her against the horrible affliction.
Try to rehabilitate her.
Fall into despair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470201
Do the mushroom dance

[Anonymous No.]

Adventure begins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470226
There isn't mushroom for you puns

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470249
>>15470226
I lift my cap to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469678
No, this is the absolute cutest bug girl ever.
Bug girls can not get any cuter than this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470358
Bugs cannot get cute.

[Anonymous No.]

Alps sometimes attempt great feats to attract potential mates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470428
I'm gonna take the first monster girl that handstands home, no matter her species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470428
He's not doing a very good job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470476
Look at that Alpass! I'm gonna spank it raw!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470483
Eh, it could use some padding

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470500
It could use some paddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470504
Break out the dairy

[Anonymous No.]

Looks like I've got the place all for myself!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470582
We need to stop the Dragon oppression

For every Dragon that owns a kingdom, a hundred-thousand men are forced into the streets

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470591
>girl finds ghost town
>suddenly she's getting whined at by jellybellies
There's plenty of room for two to play, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470591
>dragon
She's got no wings. She's just a lizardgirl tourist exploring the alleyways of the city while a festival is ongoing some distance from her.

[Anonymous No.]

Seduction intensifies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470618
Societe, what are you doing here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470591
A hundred thousand men are forced into her treasury to be forgottten when he find the one amongst them she likes most. The real victims are the desitute human women, turned hateful towards the monster who stole their everything and joined up to become mages and paladins of the order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470635
Probably experimenting with that new scent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470618
Erunes sure are nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470618
>Sniffing her own mofu

This should be illegal

>>15470638
Mage and paladin girls have no hopes of defeating monster girl, all that awaits them is utter defeat and monsterization

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470591
>For every Dragon that owns a kingdom, a hundred-thousand men are forced into man-brothels, from which she derives enough revenue to make her early hoard look like a kid's allowance

tfw you will never be an indentured sex slave

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470638
All she needs to do is release the other 99 guys. Why would she need them anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470651
I know right? I'm really good at being an active sub, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470652
See >>15470649
By keeping the husbands hostage, she attracts mages and paladins of the order to be recruited into her burgeoning city of monster girls. She's playing the long game, building up her realm and the population before unleashing the daughters of these corrupted men upon the lands of the Order.

Thus, in a generation or two, an unyielding tide of lust and depravity will sweep up into the heart of civilization.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470704
Would ruffle hair/10

Can you draw a guy giving oral to a pregnant Dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470704
Porn of

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470704
Since you're sick, which kind of monster girl would you like to dress up as a nurse and take care of you?

[Anonymous No.]

>Live in a very religious, human-only country
>Work a shitty job
>Can't even afford to buy proper food with my minimum wage
>Still a kissless virgin at 25
>Move to MGC to get away from everything
>Receive a free house and enough income to live comfortably
>All of that for simply being a man
>On the way to discover my new home when a Satyros asks me out
>Accept without hesitation
>We go to a bar
>Make a bunch of friends
>Lose my virginity the same night
>Marry the Satyros a few months later
>Life is great

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470744
It's beautiful.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to server a dragon and secretly release all her prisoners so that she won't have a chance to met neither heros nor hit it of with sickly princes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470778
I'm sure if you just picked some flowers she'd notice you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470744
How would monster states generate that income?

Going by the world guide, sex alone is probably enough to fuel agriculture, while the waifus themselves supply exotic goods. As a whole we can therefore expect a lot of exports from a given monster state.

However, this isn't strictly relevant in the capital cities. Agriculture is not particularly feasible in these urban environments, and there is a great demand for goods and services without any reciprocal value unless you're suggesting they are dirty altruists.

The only logical conclusions is that human males have economic value primarily as husbands, and it is very likely that the free house and income are strict conditional upon your marriage within a given timeframe. This isn't that big of an issue since MGs have fetish radar and personality magnetism that will quickly link up waifu to husbando.

More questionable is what the MGs do to provide economic worth to the sexual bread baskets in the agricultural heartlands. Possibly the farmers would give up their produce willingly to fund the greater good of love which makes them dirty socialists instead of altruists. However, if we assume that the Tanukis have instituted capitalism, then it is likely that the vast majority of urban MGs are employed in the export trade or in city maintenance, and are paid with the prospect of getting husbands.

This also raises the question of fertile but less intelligent species, such as devil bugs and mice. Quite possibly, they form an underclass that work the unwanted jobs simply to get a chance at a man who will soon become a communal husband.

Thus, the only solution is to gas the tanukis.

Sorry for the grimdark, autism fired up.

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>>15470784
Do you think that would work? I guess she would be happy a man is going for her instead of having to capture one and forcing him. Gotta serve those dragons until death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470796
>This also raises the question of fertile but less intelligent species, such as devil bugs and mice. Quite possibly, they form an underclass that work the unwanted jobs simply to get a chance at a man who will soon become a communal husband

I dunno. Even in a modern setting I expect them to be at best homeless lumpenproletariat and at worse the same thing they are in the medieval setting: wild animals that live in a ditch in the countryside, not part of the economy at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470796
The very act of sex enriches the land, it's entirely possible that all your free housing is portable and you have to up and leave every three months to another plot of land so they can hyperfarm the fuck out of the soil you just left, only for you to return once the ground is dead to revitalize it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470800
Make her a wreath of flowers. Girls with lots of money and flower wreaths are waifuable and GOAT.
Someone should draw a Dragon like this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470796
Tanukis aren't evil, they'll put their skills to good use if it means more husbandos for them and fellow monster girls

I bet Tanukis could even create a system where people would only need to work 5 hours a week to sustain and grow a healthy economy

>>15470803
Eww he is touching a bug

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470803
Well, that was what I was getting at. Underclass may have been too weak a phrase for it.

>>15470805
I agree, but my point was this: while agricultural MGs generate food surpluses and economic value simply by breeding, there are fewer such opportunities for an overcrowded urban population. How then do they generate value to justify their existence, unless they live on the sufferance of the farmers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470744
More like

>Anon lives in a very religious, human-only country
>Has a family that cares about him, a decent job, a nice community, and a bright future
>However Anon's rebellious phase kicks in and disavows everyone after being told he can't have the new japanese monster catching game 26
>Runs away and decides to live out his dreams in the amazing MGC
>It's actually a hellhole and Anon spends his first night on the streets after failing to find any place to stay or help as the local Dark Elf police laugh him out of their station
>In the Park where Anon decides to stake out until morning, it begins to rain, and he decides to run to the trees for cover
>It's there Anon loses his virginity he was saving for his sweetheart to a gang of Micegirls
>They rape him brutally, one burns out her cigarette on his chest, and come morning they scurry away tossing him $10 for their night of pleasure
>Broken, bruised, wet, hungry, and tired, Anon resumes his search for shelter
>Ends up finding a shady apartment building that's run down that'll take him
>However, the fat old Tanuki owner will only "delay" his need for a down payment if he "pleasures" her
>After further degrading himself, Anon at least has a roof over his head, now he only needs a job
>Unfortunately, none of the physical jobs need him sine humans are weaker then most Monster Girls
>The intellectual jobs tend to laugh him off, thinking it's hilarious for a human boy to be anything more then a secretary, assistant, or so on
>The few jobs open to a human boy like him are ones out of his skill range, like cooking, cleaning, and officework
>Burdened with stress from what an ireversible mistake he's made, a very well-dressed Amazon walks up to him and asks why he's crying
>After confessing his situation to her, the Amazon reveals that she happens to have a job that'd be "perfect" for him at her business, if he'd be willing to take it
>Anon doesn't even hesitate and immediately takes it
>Anon now works in the red light district of MGC, taking money to pleasure a wide variety of Monster Girls
>Old fat monster girls past their hayday, young college students looking for some quick fun, and alps that're pent up badly
>Anon isn't even considered a high class slut, but at least he can put money on the table

>Meanwhile, Anon's brother went to college in his home country, earned a respectable well-paying job, married a nice respectable Human Girl who later corrupted into a Holstaur who was still respectable, and had a son, daughter, and his parent's pride

Don't let teenage rebellion and idealism ruin your future

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470811
Ohh, I know. I'm gonna make one of those flower hats using only golden flowers. It should match with her beautiful eyes and huge hoard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470822
>overcrowded urban population
buy one block of appartments and begin a vertical farm

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470839
What about pyramids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470832
Lies and slander.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470854
base would take up too much space

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470865
Not if you built and inverted pyramid underground.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470873
That sound extraordinarily stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470879
This irritates the Pocket Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470704
Gonna give that sick alp breakfast in bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470884
Wish I got breakfast in bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470887
Wish I got breakfast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470891
Wish I got fast so I could catch that cockteasing Cockatrice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470893
>Wake up early in the moorning as usual
>With a raging boner as usual
>Go out to see if any monster girl is up for some intercourse
>Everyone is asleep
>Everyone except that cursed Cockatrice
>She keeps running around bare naked
>Try to catch her
>She is way too fast
>End up sadly jerking off to Kikimora porn, as usual

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470923
Perhaps I should unlock the bullshit powers of Wurmforce and wear all-red.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470923
I don't get it. All you need to do is run backwards so the cockatease runs towards you instad of running away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470937
>Cockatrice's work based on you movement once they see you
>Moving forward makes them move away
>Moving backwards makes them come towards you
>Going right makes them go left
>Going left makes them go right
>Standing there makes them do nothing
How do you catch the Cockatrice?
Hard Mode: No help/assistance

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470951
Line up with her and then turn around and walk backwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470951
Run backwards at max speed, then suddenly accelerate forwards towards her. Pretty sure she can't slow down quickly enough to escape me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470951
Where roller skates and a rocket.

[Anonymous No.]

I need pictures of multiple monster girls having fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471037
Kemonomimi Paradise is allways a good choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471037

[Anonymous No.]

>>15467395
>>15467437
>>15468852
>>15469142
What is this shit, anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471075
It's nothing. Don't worry about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469347
>you will never enter an age difference relationship with a CC Monstergirl
Sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469678
That Motheru must produce a lot of milk.Her husbando is a lucky man in that regard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471078
I feel like I've heard that phrase before here.

Are the pictures from some manga?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471090
Don't worry about it

[Anonymous No.]

>15471081
Niet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471091
No, really, I'm not getting any hits reverse image searching it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471097
It's nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471075
Pretty sure it's Girls of the Wild's, some korean shit.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471037
They're about to have fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471102
That's a lot of woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471098
It's not this issue again, is it?
>>/jp/thread/S15403262#p15405676

>>15471099
So it's just unrelated bullshit they didn't delete?
Okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471109
>Tfw that post was also me
Welp, time to stop doing that for a bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471059
>girl on the left walking around with her shorts unbuttoned
SLUTBUCKET!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471111
>Tfw thought that was me
Oh, phew. Long as it was you and not me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471111
Oh, sorry. I tend to notice patterns like that.
Plus, it's pretty easy to remember every time a thread is nuked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471122
>I tend to notice patterns like that.
Are you related to StalkerAnon?
Doesn't matter. Changing my patterns

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471059
>You will never live there
Kill me now

[Anonymous No.]

Maus trap malfunctioned, what do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471132
That's your problem now, Jim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471122
What are the patterns you know?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a deep sea mermaid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471181
I'm okay with becoming one with her flesh as long as she'll love me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471189
There are worse fates then fusing and becoming one to the girl you love

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468113
Good work, I liked it. Are you going to commission art for this one too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471181
The only sea things I would go with are sharks and orcas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471152
Hard to say, really. You notice posting styles for certain individuals. The way people type, how they post, their image filenames, the time they post around, and so on.
For example, a few threads ago, a certain individual was posting a huge quantity of images with a booru filename, and no text in the post.
That person was called out on an /a/ thread, then it "mysteriously" stopped, or at least slowed down.
That's another interesting thing as well, actually. When people are called out on their patterns, they usually end up doing something else which is just as noticable.

Last thread, there was an unusually high amount of images taken from Pixiv with unchanged filenames, and a lot of those posts are just images with no discussion. It's noticable because it's a rather recent trend in these threads. In fact, even >>15469162's noticed the times it's happened in this thread. It's quite possibly the OP, given everything that's happened recently. Someone new, someone who doesn't know or doesn't care about the image etiquette everyone else here practices, and someone who doesn't know exactly what an interesting discussion here is, so can't make one.

You can paint a pretty clear picture of all the stuff happening here if you notice things like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471218
And yet you people only recognize me when I want you to. I live among you, well disguised.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471222
Hi Alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471226
N-no, dammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471218
And then there's the retarded fox anon who will eat up, in his own words, 7% of the thread's images by himself on foxes.

Thing is he hasn't stopped doing it and still does it every other thread or so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471230
Easy to tell. The posts you make like that are always tinged with a hint of self-aware self deprication, with a bit of hamming it up on the side.
Plus you like to talk about being noticed in the thread from time to time.
Give me a few more weeks, I'll have a full psych profile on you.

>>15471240
Did he actually do a calculation like that himself?
Damn, he's a salty shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471247
>a full psych profile
Do I need to talk about my father? He was a drunkard and a fiend.

[Anonymous No.]

Demon girls are all sluts

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471247
>Did he actually do a calculation like that himself?
Nah, he gave a number of images and people were understandably ticked off that that much was used by one person when we have so many posters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471250
boys*

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471249
Explains the rampant, subsurface homosexual tendendies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471181
What if your mermaid wife became a filthy human?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471257
Wrong thread mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471269
Cut her arms and legs off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471250
What am I supposed to do with a pure succubus?

This summoning ritual is bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471292
Bop her on the head and tell her to make you a sammich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471274
Nah I read Monster instead of demons, I wanted to say human boys are all sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471298
Oh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471292
> succubus
> magical apex of the female form hyper-sexual body
> flat

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471314
>Alice
>tsundere abomination who's more tsun than dere, abusive and leaves to die if you lose a fight
Worst girl, doesn't have a leg to stand on when criticizing others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15468113
>this page has been removed

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471320
>tsundere abomination who's more tsun than dere, abusive and leaves to die if you lose a fight
Yeah she's shit.
But she pulls good disapproving faces.
She has the practice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469678
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471318
She's beautiful, a perfect onee-san. The manga is better than expected too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471320
>>15471331

>Lilim gets portaled to MGQ
>Finds Succubus Village
>whatthefuckaretheydoing.jpg
>Usurps Alma Elma's seat in an attempt to sort the place out
>Everything works out because the locals are so desperate for leadership
>The anti-murder, anti-vore revolution begins

This pleases me

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471320
>doesn't have a leg to stsand on
Heh

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471285
Why would you want a quadruple amputee mermaid wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471380
Why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471324
How weird, the pdf link that was in the paste is dead too. Maybe he wants to change something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471292
Do pure succubus deserve to be bullied?

[Anonymous No.]

Do spirits simply spawn, or must mommy spirits give birth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471181
I would ONLY a deep sea mermaid
Regular mermaids are boring

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471389
Vanilla mermaids a best

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471390
My nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471388
That bitch doesn't look pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471388
I dislike the thought of the dead giving birth. I'm okay with growing older shennigans but giving birth? Nope adoption it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471402
>dead
I didn't say ghosts, I said spirits. Like, elemental spirits. Like the one in the picture?

[Anonymous No.]

Independence Day approaches. Elves might try to invade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471388
Maybe they work the same way as slimes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471428
How do Slimes reproduce? Do they duplicate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471402
>not wanting to see your pregnant Vampire waifu take on a maternal light that prefaces her usual stern and haughty expression
>not wanting to molest and drink from your preggo Undead waifus lactating tits (unless they happen to be Hathorites already)

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471430
I believe so, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471417
What are they going to invade? My dick?
Just shoo them away, there is nothing to fear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471417
Elves can invade my bed any day

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471446
>trying to go to sleep
>can't
>bed is full of Elves
>they're having a slumber party
>they use pillows to defend their position
>those are you pillows
>they're naked
>your sheets were clean this morning
Eugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471436
>His waifu doesn't lactate on lewd, sexy command
>He doesn't take in an orphaned baby and get to see that same glow

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471455
>"If I can't use my pillows, I'm sleeping on you. Share or act as replacements."
>tfw you look like a nascent stereotypical bbm elf-raping middle-aged man
>tfw they blush and start bashfully wiggling their ears in confused and shameful arousal

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471059
That water is far too clean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471464
>try to go to sleep
>Elves are giggling and wriggling
>there's red lights in the dark, wonder what those are
>"Oh I feel so hot, I have to sleep without the covers"
>"Oh, I feel so cold, I need to hug you tightly!"
>"C is for Cookie!"
This is bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471468
>"C is for Cookie!"
Wurm-chan go home this is an elf slumber party not a Wurm-chan slumber party

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471334
>tfw only monster girls can pull off this position or reverse missionary

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471474
Wherever there is a crowd, there is Alphabet Wurm, confused over her existence but certain of one, unchanging fact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471417
I'll have to mount a counterattack and invade their wombs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471417
I am completely ok with them invading

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471484
You say that now, but when you're stuck as a footstool while they drink wine and recite poetry, well you'll wish you'd have prepped for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471417
Let them cum.

[Anonymous No.]

It looks like your wife is ready to mate, /mgg/!

[Anonymous No.]

Hasshaku MGE girl when?

[Snibako No.]

Ayyy /mgt/, we request raffle now.

The first 25 replies will be entered for a chance to win one of 3 prizes!

1st prize
Sketch with some colors

2nd prize
Sketch with some values

3rd prize
(please see 2nd prize)

-I can't really do anything to stop folks but please keep it to 1 idea/greentext per person.
-Pls nothing too /d/ or illegal plsa little /d/ is fine though.
-Have a nice day and good luck anons o/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471579
Guy performing oral sex on a pregnant Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471579
A shoggoth and a kiki getting along

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471579
Yandere kitsune imouto

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471579
Armored Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471579
A Mindflayer doing the evil pose of your choice

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471579
Oomukade putting on woolly socks for winter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471579
A big tittied Wendigo wielding a fuckhuge Hunter weapon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471579
Troll decorating herself with flowers

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471579
Yandere pack of giant rats!

Even if I don't win thanks anyway bud

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471596
Now that's an oddly specific request, although I fully approve of it

We need more scary Wendigos

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471579
A lilim in a cute dress or wearing a sweater.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471579
tentacle girl prostate massage

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471579
Vampire on lotus position with her husband while bting him in the neck/shoulder

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471579
A guy getting pinned down by 2-3 zombies

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471579
Loli Mindflayer getting a piggyback ride from her Onii-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471579
A manticore preforming a german suplex on an alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471579
I'd like a guy going balls deep into a baphomet while she's ahegaoing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471579
Miia wearing her miko outfit and just looking cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471579
An Apsara, preferably this one, breakdancing or doing Capoeira.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471579
Something POV and fluffy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471579
The genuine smile of a dragon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471579
Secret agent yeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471663
Try to remember some of the basics of CQC - Close Quarters Cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471579
Loli Kobold in a latex catsuit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471579
Komodo-oneechan panting after a sprint

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471579
Smug Holstaur wearing a tight shirt lifting her tits up with her arms crossed under them, looking at the viewer, possibly with a Bapho or other loli looking angry in the background.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471667
She doesn't knock them out or kill them, she just puts them asleep with a surprise CQC hug

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471579
A guy ballroom dancing with a mermaid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469061
He's talking about the KC button nose you tit.

[Anonymous No.]

>yo yo yo mister daddy-o

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471696
Yeah, good afternoon or morning to you
We thought you were dead we hopd you were dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471696
where is the pupper

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471702
Sleeping tight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471704
At the bottom of a lake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471579
Fuck, I'm late again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471709
Sleep tight, pupper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471710
What did you wanted?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471712
World peace

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471712
Thunderbird with big tits.

[Anonymous No.]

Petting cute cats is the greatest pleasure a man can hope to achieve in this life.

[Anonymous No.]

Can an Ushi be a Paladin

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471718
I hope the thunderbird gang doesn't bully me by shocking my crotch as i go to school!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471728
I'll be pretty shocked if they don't.

[Anonymous No.]

I want my Kiki daughteru to hide in a box, only to pop out when I walk by and say "Papa!"

[Anonymous No.]

>Teach Ryu daughteru how to swim in an inflatable pool outside
>She somehow manages to almost drown
>Her Wurm friend is already swimming at Olympics level

What do I do to her her out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471752
Are kiki's parents their first masters and mistresses?
They are born servants, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

Is anyone even doing summer stuff with their waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471759
Maybe if the parents decide to marry/dick the daughteru. Otherwise no, then they're just parents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471762
How could I when she is not real?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471765
Servants don't have to be for sexual, you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471756
Water dragons can't drown, silly. She's just angling for more attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471765
What happens if your Kiki friend slips up an accidentally calls you master

[Snibako No.]

Ok dudes here are our winners!

1st Prize >>15471609

2nd Prize >>15471663

3rd Prize >>15471629

Thanks for participating anon and i hope y'all have a good one o/

Weird, i was expecting at least 1 lewd winner. Would y'all be ok with varying levels of lewd added?

>>15471710
I'm sorry anon, I will be having another one on tumblr either this weekend or early next week tho so that'll be another chance to enter o7

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471767
What else would you have a maid for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471774
>my request misses the mark again
Fug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471767
Still, 'Master' and 'Mistress' imply long-term servitude that doesn't have a clear end. Although kids live with their parents for roughly two decades, once young Kikis go out and get jobs/husbands then her parents wouldn't be her masters anymore. It'd be weird, an odd adjustment for a young Kiki, and a little unfair that a Kiki's mate wouldn't also be her very first master.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471774
Lewd sweater lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471762
It's winter here, so only cuddles and fires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471774
Oh hey, I got in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471774
Drat, I missed out again. Sad day for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471654
Every time I see that image it reminds me of a good girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471774
Never lucky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471383
Yes. It needs fixing. I'll reup once finished. Sincerest apologies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15469122
>>15469147
Only faggots like Bollocks like dune 'coons. Don't be faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471768
No, she was drowning. She had water in her lungs as well.
My daughter just hasn't been the same since she and Wurm hit their heads together last year. Always goes on about cookies and why Courage is the best cartoon ever despite saying Ed Edd and Eddy was the best a year ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471802
Are you sure you have the right daughteru?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471774
200% Rigged who wouldn't want yandere wonderland gals

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471802
I think the Wurm hitted so hard, her brain melted and now she is but a water earth snek.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Smartwurm to talk circles around a lich

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471797
>Not liking delicious brown girls with bushy tails
Might as well just admit you're an Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471807
Of course I do. They may look similar but I know my little bundle of joy from the rest. Not like my wife is a Wurm pretending to be a Ryu, and my daughteru had her true nature awakened with that blow to the head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471833
Or I refuse to associate myself with a known faggot's taste in monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471851
>i don't like X because person Y whom i dislike likes X!
wow you are a colossal tool

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471541
Hopefully soon.

[Anonymous No.]

THIS IS NO WHAT ELVES ARE FOR

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471894
What the fuck dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471894
Don't murder the qt pi elves!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471894
Fuck that Manwha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471894
This is what happens when you give meat to wood elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471914
Is it the one with that abusive perpetually assblasted protagonist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471897
>>15471910
It's Lord of the Flies: The Ero Manwha.

>>15471914
>>15471918
>>15471924
I just want to see him dead.

[Anonymous No.]

The night is dark and full of Mom!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471926
>Manwha
I bet there's NTR, or the guy is a douchebag, or waifus die all the time or something like that.

Fucking koreans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471926
It takes something to make me want to see the protagonist die this badly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471894
is she ok???

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471936
>D) All of the above.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471924
Yep. For those who haven't read it, the main character dude is a former high-school self-described "alpha male" bully who works a shitty job delivering chicken. Then he gets sucked into a free-love paradise with promiscuous elves free of all material want and takes the opportunity to ruin everything so he can feel like an ALPHA MALE again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471953
So yeah, it's shit.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to kiss a dullahan

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471855
Remind me to care what people think of me on an anonymous image board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472185
It's pretty good from an artistic standpoint, and the story is relatively realistic.

It's shit in the sense that its objective isn't to give the reader a good fap, but to make him hate the MC's guts, which it accomplishes very well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471936
What is it with Manwha and male leads who are utter pieces of shit?

[Anonymous No.]

so will a catgirl and mousegirl fight over a man

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472219
manifestation of hwabyeong

[Anonymous No.]

What if...Snow Wurm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471579
>Snib puts up the raffle while I'm at work.
Fuck. Are you open for commissions right now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471894
KILL THE ELF SCUM

DO IT NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471894
>>15471926
>The cute purple-haired elf the asshole claimed as his "wife"
>dead

I'm not even reading this series, and fuck it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472252
What if I grabbed that fairy and stuffed her in my smelly underwear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472252
>Chi Pa Pa
FUKURO GO AND STAY FUCKING GO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472272
She'll say there's plenty of room for her to fit in there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472281
...What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472287
...She's grounded in her iron cage for a month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472295
For saying you have a magnum dong? What gives, man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472259
>Guro on a blue board

Enjoy killing elves on your three-day vacation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472304
I stuffed her in my smelly underwear, while I was wearing them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472312
Ooooooh. Ain't that a cheeky lil' cunt. Better stretch it out for her. Assert dominance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472311
>that pic
>guro
Did we reach tumbrl level of safe-space? Or you are just lost?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472320
You're just projecting American values onto the board rules. Other than America, murder and bloodshed is generally considered a "mature" or "NSFW" in nature.

Fun fact: One of the Scary Movie series nearly lost its rights to play in theatres, because the killer slicing out a woman's breast implants briefly showed a glimpse of pubic hair, which was unacceptable to the ratings board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472252
I actually had an idea, an unoriginal one where I asked myself "What if an author down on his luck found a Leanen Sidhe in a secluded Scottish cabin?"

It ended with him hanging himself after banging out his magnum opus, the last pages being a letter asking for help in blood since if she's not fucking him she's tormenting him

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472311
It's not guro but it's from a terrible VN that people only think is good because they can't read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472336
Write it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472334
>American values onto the board rules
It's almost as if 4chan is the american version of 2chan...

Nah, that'd be crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472255
Ayyyy, I'm always open man o/

http://snibako.deviantart.com/art/Snibako-s-Pin-Ups-Now-w-BOGO-offers-601325959

If you prefer to participate in another raffle instead I'll be holding one more on tumblr during the weekend or next week. I suspect more people will be entering that one though so it's even more of a gamble I'm afraid, but that's an option as well.

Thank you for your interest o/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472350
Normally I'd agree, but we're now owned by a Jap, remember? Hence there have been some moderation changes in line of that (e.g., /a/ now allowing breasts to be posted).

In America that would never fly because of the skewed censorship against nudity and towards violence (like how sex scenes cause a massive uproar in the Of Fire and Ice (Game of Thrones) books among American audiences, while decapitation and torture were considered perfectly acceptable).

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472365
Fair point, I suppose. Regardless, jap values are still inferior.

[Anonymous No.]

Does a high res Familiar profile picture exist yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472385
I fuckin' wish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472395
Damn. Well, I'll make do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472352
You fine doing lolis, like familiar?

[Anonymous No.]

Why are there so few smug Dragons?
Dragons are the perfect species for smugness. They are rich, powerful, feared, worshiped,fearless,awe-inspiring, and beautiful, don't forget about how beautiful they are!

[Anonymous No.]

Miia in traditional Lamia clothing being drawn by KC is too strong of a combo
I hope crab gets him to draw more sometime

I hope i can meet KC and convince him to draw me a daki

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472402
Familiars deserve so much more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472402
Wait. What are you up to, Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472409
Aye, only as far as risque pin up stuff though for the time being. I'm pretty neutral towards them desu but I don't personally have any hang ups over loli and not-loli content. I just want to avoid any possible legal ramifications.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472426
Wonderful things.

>>15472431
Great. Don't worry, no naughty bits or lewd acts in mind.

[Anonymous No.]

Have a wonderfully rendered Killer Queen Familiar I got from the /a/ drawthreads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472467
girl gots hella abs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472467
Damn, that's well drawn. Nice one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472467
Cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472342
I'd rather not since I've burned enough bridges on here/can't self-edit for a piss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472476
Muscle Familiars sound nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472413
Dragon is pretty popular, yet there are so little art of her facial expressions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472500
Shoggocks please.

Bridges are for pussies, pole vault over that gap and don't give a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472413
Dragons are above the need to amuse themselves using mortals as playthings. That's something a cat does to a mice, not what a queen should do the peasantry.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472532
Kind of hard not to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472597
Is that some Satsui no Hadou shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472597
>5 of 6
>Still one more even stronger serial hugger yeti to hunt down after that one

PANIC

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472619
>there is a being stronger than the serial hugger
Welp, time to live underground

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471771
What happens when you realize it wasn't a slip up?

[Anonymous No.]

Cooking with a Kiki and a Wurm!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472651
Stupid Wurm. Who has to clean up that mess? The Kiki, who already does everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472674
It's okay anon! The Wurm and Kiki are good friends. The Kiki gets to enjoy practicing her skills and dealing with messes and the Wurm gets to eat pies and play around with flour.

It also keeps the encased newspaper hanging in the kitchen a thing of the past.

[Anonymous No.]

Do monster girls go by the "it doesn't count as a first kiss if it's between girls" rule?

[Anonymous No.]

Abunai! Baito des!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472697
Here's your (you)

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472697
Feels like anyone who'd make the distinction between vaginal and anal virginity could easily make a distinction between boy and girl kiss virginity, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472696
Oh sure, after all the cleaning, cooking, laundry, and yard-work, she loves to have some brain damaged dragon smash her way around the kitchen and eat all the sweets. Now she has the clean up the kitchen and all the repairman again because there's a hole where a wall used to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472697
Only if it turns you on

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472431
Okay, I sent you a note on DA. Changed my mind about the familiar thing, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472716
But anon, as a Kiki without a Master she has to keep herself busy. Living in a simple apartement with only 4 maid outfits (one for each season), with only a few rooms to clean and no yard work, would make her life a boring one. Now she has a Wurm friend who loves pies and is like all Wurms, fairly carefull with what they know is important.

How can her Kiki friend possibly bake her pies if Wurm ate all the dishes and pans? No, Wurm is clever and instead patiently waits for the pies to finish. She at most raids the cabinet for candy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472716
>Implying a Kiki who can take care of a Wurm wouldn't be able to repair anything and everything on her own

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472775
That must be one busy Kiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472775
>>15472787

What about just training the Wurm to do the housework?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8ft15cTCIk

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472775
I shall seek to claim this kiki as my own.

Construction Kiki when?

>Captcha pictographs wants construction vehicles

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472825
>Kiki The Constructor

>Can we construct it?

>YES WE CAN!
>(If wurm-tan doesn't wreck everything again.)

[Anonymous No.]

I want to steal all my Alice waifu's underwear so she has nothing to wear to school the next morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472818
>Kiki and anubis children in a nutshell.

[Anonymous No.]

Rough loving with a Hellhound!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472861
Why would you do that? Surely you don't want to make her get embarrassed when the playful wind comes by.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472885
Bullying a Memehound!

Making her wear the most feminine dress you can find!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472885
Always a good option
>>15472894
Also this. Making any tough girl do frilly things, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472885
Getting hunted by one is one of the best fearboners.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472892
It's what she gets for acting so innocent all the time when secretly being lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472894
Tomboy Hellhound wearing a pretty summer dress because she wants to try and be more feminine for you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472903
Don't do it, Anon. You want her to become lewd all the time when secretly being innocent?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472932
No, I just want to see what happens when I steal all her panties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472904
that's a biiiig little hellwan

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472942
She tells her School Councillor. Then you get a visit from the party van. By which I mean Sabbath Missionaries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472885
Roughly kissing the hellhound.
Roughly telling her you love her.
Roughly hugging and nuzzling her.

>>15472904
Tomboy hellhound wearing a pretty summer dress because it shows off her FIT body, and she knows it'll get Anon to blush and stare at her beautiful body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472904
Taking the Tomboy Hellhound in the Missionary position and staring into her bright eyes while you fuck her silly!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472947
See, I told you she's lewd! I bet she's telling lots of people that she's got no panties on!

[Anonymous No.]

what would a tomboy mindflayer be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472958
slimy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472958
Uses her powers to cheat at videogames.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472958
She would erase your memories using her fists instead of her tentacles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472948
>Tomboy hellhound wearing a pretty summer dress because it shows off her FIT body, and she knows it'll get Anon to blush and stare at her beautiful body.
This guy has the right idea.

I wish there was any fit hellhound art at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472970
>What are you going to do, tenta-breath? Mess with my memories with your iddy biddy tentacles and make me forget?
>"Nah. I'm just going to keep punching you until you forget."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472984
She seems like a kind and gentle person
>>15472969
Best player 2 in any co-op game

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472979
More Kobold art when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472979
I thought I was going to commission Snib for some familiar art, but I just less than an hour ago ended up asking for some hellhound art instead.
I asked if she could be kind of fit, with defined muscles, so hopefully you won't be waiting too long.

[Anonymous No.]

A kiki, a kiki.
My virginity for a kiki.
Holy shit, why are there so many flies in my house?
Damn this heat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473005
Beelzebubs are scoping you out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473005
Kill them all, remember to kill the cockroaches too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473008
I am a heartbeat from burning my house down to kill them all.

It's a dangerous game they play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473016
To quote Futurama.
War were declared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472885
Hellhounds are shit as are their L'Inferno fan wank variants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472995
Do you have any examples of art from Snib? Name doesn't ring a bell.

>I asked if she could be kind of fit, with defined muscles
You're a saint.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473038
http://snibako.deviantart.com/
I'm amazed you're in the thread right now and the name doesn't ring a bell for you.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make an Alice lift up her dress and piss herself in front of her classmates in school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473005
At least you aren't fighting a war of attrition against mosquitoes.

I swear this year they are fucking huge, what gives? There's blood everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472988
I bet gaming with a mindflayer tentacle in your head would help your gaming reflexes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473054
You could also play games for the first time again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473047
Okay, I recognize his art, just didn't know what his name was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472990
What does Kobold even need art of

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473059
You know what would be cool? Falling in love with a mindflayer again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15470796
I think I have now found my only problem with the MGC setting. They're all a bunch of filthy, no good Reds!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473064
Kobold eskimo kissing Anon, with her tail wagging into hyperspace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473069
But I never want to forget her, not even her powers can affect that love

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472948
I want to cuddle a Hellhound delinquent!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471417
I ain't lettin' no Communist Dark Elf take my freedom from me! I'll fight, just like my granddaddy did back in the war! God bless the USA!

[Anonymous No.]

What if hellhound twins, but one is a delinquent and the other a class rep

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473101
The class rep is also a delinquent, and the non-class rep is a delinquent because they're trying to be a good student by rebelling against the bad delinquent class rep hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473101
>>15473103
Yes go on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473069
If you're into that sort of thing, a phoenix is a better waifu.

But then, it's impossible to really "become" a phoenix's husband; you have to have always been it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473101
They're both getting cuddled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473080
Just to see if you're going to fall in love with her again. She'll give your memories back afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473108
Depends how often a new instance of a phoenix soul/entity is brought into the world.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster Girl-BloodBorne story when? I need more BloodBorne from the write/drawfags here but have no dosh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473107
The class rep delinquent hellhound who's being antagonised by her twin good student delinquent hellhound is actually only a delinquent because the principal of the school is evil, and the class rep delinquent hellhound is trying to fight back against them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473120
Give me five bucks and I'll write a Bloodborne smut story for you.

How eldritch you want your sex, senpai?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473124
I don't even have that senpai, and if I did then very.

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any good monstergirl stories with flowery antiquated dialogue?

I'm thinking Holo and yua's Kohaku in particular.
I have a massive boner for ye olde eloquence that I'm sadly unable to sate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473120
What nightmarish horror would be conceived if you impregnated Kos? Would you still love it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473134
Probably some kind of being that tries to bring all the nightmares together, then gets attacked by all of them. Very, if it's my freedom loving child, then very.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473128
Wow, you're poor.

Just Fedex me some of your blood and I'll write for you, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473147
If he doesn't have five bucks, what makes you think he can fedex you his blood?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473121
But is the principal the real delinquent hellhound?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473147
Ok, but I need your adress/PO Box for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473150
>Blood
That smell... it's intoxicating... It'll drive a man insane...

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna find a wurm that wears undergarments and steal them

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473064
Them acting cute and sexy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473150
People don't always have money, but they always have blood. Sweet, intoxicating blood. Enough to make a man sick.

>>15473155
5 Swamp Lane
Town of Gothic Bullshit
Old Yharnam
Some Dream Somewhere
Zipcode: R1R1R1

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473168
>Stealing monster panstu
Say the right words and they'll just give them to you, anon. No need to commit a crime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473151
She's actually waging a secret war against the Antidelinquents, so in a way, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473120
I'd write a smut short for you for free, but I make no guarantee of it being good at all if I ever stop being a bitch and be a do-er.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472990
You're in luck anon, I just contacted Snibako about commissioning that very thing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473164
>>15473173
Damn Yharnamite Vampires. You've got a serious problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473182
If it's free then I won't complain, even if it is bad. Only thanks and critiques.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you waifu Annalise Cainhurst if she was a vampire?

[Anonymous No.]

>Monster girl tries to rape a man in his sleep
>When she tries to grab him he slaps the monster across the face and rolls over.
>After several more tries she gives up and crawls into bed with him.
Not even a Nightmare can interfere with a man that just wants to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473187
excited!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473196
Well I mean, there'd be actual monsters in it as well as monstergirls. No males, just monsters in advanced stages of Nightmare Corruption

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473195
PURGE THE VILEBLOODS

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473201
I'd waifu any of the girls in BB! Except for the nun, fuck her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473206
Like MGs are the early stages? Kinda like the guys that are scared of fire in Old Yharnam? I can get behind it no matter what my friend!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473187
Oh shit, is the KDF actually following through again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473209
GET YOUR WHEELS BOYS

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473220
>>15473209

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473209
>He doesn't want to get drenched in the foul ichor of Beasts to drive his Yharnamite vampire waifu up the walls in estral bliss
>That smell... It sings to her...
>Enough to drive a woman to fuck...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473179
Then where does the Anubis student council president come in?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473205
Me too!

>>15473218
I don't know what you mean about 'actually' anon, I haven't broken any of my promises to you! But yes, it's me commissioning art of my girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473214
>I'd waifu any of the girls in BB!
Even those weird, gross, slimy, wet, snailgirls?

>Except for the nun, fuck her.
But she only has eyes for you, how could you pick that bloodwhore over her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473217
While I appreciate the candor, I doubt that people would enjoy a story where a guy cuts down shit like misshapen half-man half-wolf monstrosities, defending his district in a gothic Victorian London-like city while his Dhampir wife tries to not vigorously masturbate to the smell of blood

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473228
She's secretly an agent for the Antidelinquent, has really fluffy hair, and dies at the end of the series for no reason.

Fuck you, Gainax.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473238
>Even those weird, gross, slimy, wet, snailgirls?
Motherfucker I'm the guy that posted the original image that spawned all of this discussion, any girl in there is good enough for me. Well, all but one.

>But she only has eyes for you, how could you pick that bloodwhore over her?
At least the bloodwhore isn't some jealous lil bitch that murders for no reason. At least Iosefka murders for science

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473223
Just imagine these guys showing up to Order meetings.
>"Lord Paladin, who are those odd fellows?"
>"Ah, those are members of the Order of Executioners from that foul city of Yharnam."
>"They look positively mad."
>"Yes Sire, but their enthusiasm is unmatched."
>Meanwhile one executioner is flailing his wheel around while his brothers chant "PURGE THE BEASTS, PURGE THE BEASTS."
>Even the other Order groups are starting to get unnerved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473252
>Sexhair Anubis

Sounds great.

I'm still trying to understand the supposed main character of the series

[Anonymous No.]

Familiars are the best girls for suddenly grabbing and having sex with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473251
I can't speak for the others, but I know that I would more than likely (like 80-85% chance) enjoy it immensely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473260
Who the fuck looks at a wheel and thinks it would make a good weapon?

How the fuck did they manage to kill an entire clan of vampires with actual weapons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473260
They go through some pretty hard shit compared to The Order though. The monsters they fight just want to fuck them, maybe to death, but still only fuck them. The Executioners have to deal with werewolves, vampires, insane people, and eldritch horror that all want to murder/butcher/slaughter them in the most painful, drawn out process they possibly can. It's understandable why they're way more crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473277
Nothing but their righteous fury towards the vilebloods.

[Anonymous No.]

Eldritch goddesses are for worshiping not dicking

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473288

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>>15473288
I worship nothing but myself though, and I'm a fucking terrible worshipper ayway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473295
Fuck you, Howard. I'm gonna stick my dick in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473302
>slap
and that kids is how the world went to shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473282
Yeah, the Executioners are more justified in their batshit craziness.
Doesn't mean that Order members from outside Yharnam wouldn't think they're scary as shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473326
>Doesn't mean that Order members from outside Yharnam wouldn't think they're scary as shit.
Now I'm not saying that, but it's understandable. And that might be what they're going for ya know, "Hey, don't fuck with us. Don't you see how insane we are?"

[Anonymous No.]

>No Eileen as a monster girl
It's a shame that best girl gets no art.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw a lich impostor iosefka will never capture you and perform horrible and inhuman experiments on you

[Anonymous No.]

You're gonna think I'm joking but I'm not: My family is getting an exchange student from japan. She's rich, from Okinawa, and in the swimming club, plus the brass music club too. In her application she talks about helping her mom make food every day and taking care of her little sister.

It almost seems fake.

This is for my high school aged sister, I'm only gonna see her for like a week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473396
>Okinawa
Means she's a slut. Try to hit that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473396
Stick it in her bum before you leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473396
>swimming club
>music club

Time to get ottermode and become a perfect swimmer, and also learn to play an instrument then. Maybe a string instrument, like a viola.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473402
with a car.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473396
Tell her to pay for your comissions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473396
At least steal some of her panties and photograph them for us. Maybe even start a collection.

If you're really crazy you'll take ALL her panties with you when you go wherever you're going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473427
>>15473432
I don't think this is how you into girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473120
I did a short thing on ds3's dancer over in the /aco/ thread if you want something souls related

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473436
I know how into girls just fine, that's why I want anon here to do some of the weirder shit for me.

He has some big opportunities here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473436
You can trust me, I have a monster waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons.
Take care and Welcome our fluffy overlords.
The moths come, and the bring with them pregnancy dust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15472420
>Meet KC
I'mma do that.

>Convince him to draw me a daki
That, on the other hand...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473477
We all know what happens if moth dust gets in your eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473488
Psychedelic trip?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473396
You're living in an anime now.

[Anonymous No.]

On a date with a monster girl that tried to rape me, she is the one that's going to pay for everything, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473201
I'd rather her cousin, who's some sort of Wight-Ignis.

>>15473439
Yes. Please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473502
You become blind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473509
>Didn't even define the ass
0/10 it's shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473508
Of course,the woman always pays for the meal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473518
Blinded by beauty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473522
Looks pretty defined to me. You blind? Well, here. Something more in-your-face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473531
Anon, you're cutting it close

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473509
>Yes. Please.
http://pastebin.com/Akc6FBi3
I did it with a boner and was playing as I wrote so its probably not my most thought out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473538
Eeeeeeh. It's "Covered", so I think it'll be fine...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473529
Blinded by evil insect powder that eats away your vision.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473531
>>15473538
Cutting it close? He's cleaving the whole damn thing in two.

Anon, that image guarantees a ban if a moderator sees it. Best delete the file.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473509
>Not extra tall wight will show off her dancelike fighting style to you before a dual.
You'll never tap dat ass as a reward for winning


>>15473549
Until I see only her right?

[Anonymous No.]

how cute can a Mindflayer be

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473570
Very!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473554
Until you see nothing more. Hell, the last thing you will see is a huge wicked smile on her face while hearing "Now you won't go anywhere withouth me." and feeling a wet kiss in your forehead. Moths, like almost all bugs, are evil as shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473531
VAJEENER ALERT

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473574
Wrong! Mindflayers are not cute!

Lovecraft told me so!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473531
Dammit can somebody imgur it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473578
He was a grumpy old man, what does he know about mindflayers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473582
http://imgur.com/UVC6l5m

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473590
Enough to expose them for the monsters they really are!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473578
>>15473595
Mindflayers are D&D you mongoloid

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473597
I know what I was talking about, didn't you read that D&D book that Lovecraft did?

I mean, come on anon, get with the times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473592
Nice, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never give your dragon mistress a tongue bath

[Anonymous No.]

I think Tsun Mindflayers are cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473634
I want to milk mine like a Holstaur.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't trust Shoggoths!

They're worse than Dolphin girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never meet a cute metalhead succubus with a Scottish accent on the bus and end up hitting it off with her.
>You'll never go on a date with her that ends with her drunk in the back of your car singing War Pigs at the top of her voice and giggling to herself while you drive her home.
God DAMN I wish I was in that reality.
I've got a tour shirt from the last Black Sabbath tour, would that get me points with her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473638
>your wife starts lactating
>she doesn't want you to drink her milk for whatever reason
>ask her one day why
>"i'm not confident about the taste, what if it taste weird?"

[Anonymous No.]

So why would a monster ever be tsundere

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473651
But are they worse than Mindflayers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473675
Because a man is into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473665
Will she take me to Germany to see Powerwolf even though I live in the hell that is Florida?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ct6Wl4voa6A

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473677
Not quite, but they're still very bad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473651
Trying to save all those Dolphins for yourself, eh Jotaro?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473682
I'm sure some metalhead monstergirl would.
Just not this one.
Because she's mine.

[Anonymous No.]

So could a spider be nice and caring

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473675
Because she used to be human and tries to resist the urges of her new body?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473696
That's fine. Scotts aren't really my thing. But rusky's/germans? Ooh, there we go!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473675
Because she doesn't know any better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473705
What german accented monstergirl would you want though? Another succubus or something else?
Like a Werewolf or a Demon perhaps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473713
>Like a Werewolf or a Demon perhaps?
Those work wonderfully, or a hellhound. Maybe a shoggoth/mindflayer from New England.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473703
Would she wear her old Mage robes that she barely fits into

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473713
She'd probably whisper sweet nothings into your ear in German too.
Keep in mind she's probably got a few fetishes she'll want you to fulfill from time to time. Mostly role-reversal fetishes from a monstergirl's perspective.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473713
A Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473730
Whoops, replied to the wrong post.
Meant to reply to >>15473721

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473699
Sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473726
Of course.
She'll also get mad if you bring up the fact that her wings are poking through the back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473732
What would a kuudere German accent even sound like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473730
>Keep in mind she's probably got a few fetishes she'll want you to fulfill from time to time. Mostly role-reversal fetishes from a monstergirl's perspective.
So me being a sex-crazed maniac? No preoblem with that friend.
And I imagine that a German werewolf/hellhound would have a family history in the military, if you catch what I'm throwing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473738
Hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473739
No, more along the lines of you tying her up, blindfolding her and facefucking her until your semen is leaking from her lips. And that's before you take her from behind.
Sometimes when she's feeling especially kinky she'll want you to Hold her hands and pound her in the missionary position while staring deep into her eyes.
And no, I'm not. Nazifags get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473750
>Nazifags get out.

Scheiße.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473750
I would enjoy all of these things, especially if she loved me the same as I did her.
And Anon, it was a joke, you can calm down.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473779
Someone tell the god of dragons that he can't just stick and old lady head on a loli body like that.

That's fucked up lad.

[Anonymous No.]

>Okayado's in LA
I wonder if he's seen the huge Rachnee cosplay being set up yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473772
I guess we've been found out.

[Anonymous No.]

Aside from Super Wurm, what other heroes would monster girls have?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473795
Sabbath Sue, the crime-fighting Baphomet.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473803
Oh hey neat, it's more Kobold art!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473774
Well of course she loves you. Why wouldn't she?
And it's a bit hard to tell over the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473803
Marvelous work. That's a big Kobold though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473814
>Why wouldn't she?
Flaws Anon, lots,and lots of flaws.

And I know, just figured it would be a little obvious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473785
He didn't, he just gave chibi proportions to something with tits in heels. The god of dragons is known to experiment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473803
>Fulfilled my eskimo kiss kobold idea
>Tail is also wagging
>Judging by the aferimages its leaving behind, possibly into hyperspace too

You gatdamn saint.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473803
DOGGY PRIDE

WORLD WIDE

[Anonymous No.]

What are some compliments your waifu could say to turn you into a blushing mess?
>inb4 "I love you"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473853
I'll always be right here, right next to you, no matter what sweety.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473853
I don't know, the best things that could turn me into a blushing mess would have to come as surprises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473853
I believe in you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473737

>you will never comfort a depressed monster girl

They need love as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473873
I want more pictures of MGs hugging dakis

I have a picture of Miia in the works of her being in basically a reverse snake pit (a "me" pit)
But i like all type's of those daki pictures, the Druella ones, the Yeti one

MGs cuddling dakis is just so nice cause you can pretend to be the daki

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473894
Do you have that one image of Druella hugging a Solaire daki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473873
I forget that monster girls actually have emotions because they're never really brought up or talked about. Due to KC's world, monsters have nothing but 24/7 lust with almost zero other personality traits.

I really wonder if it is possible for Monster Girls to even feel sadness or anger and even if you could, how would you do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473894

I like how it can show a vulnerable side. Like even if they are creatures that are horny as fuck, that deep down they still have human thoughts and emotions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473908
>sadness
Ded husband

>anger
Merdered husband

See? Totally not that hard, it just all comes back to dick. That said, our guys do a decent job of bringing out some emotion. I haven't actually read any of the offical MGE works, but I can't imagine those are all FUCK FUCK FUCK constantly either. The profiles just lead us to think that way.

[Anonymous No.]

How sad would a cheshire if her crush got hurt in her prank

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473853
"You act like a puppy when I play with your hair."
"I love how hard you try for my sake."
"You're my big, strong nuzzly wolf."
"When you hug me from behind like that, it makes me feel so safe and soft and warm."

Also anything she whispers into my ear to activate my ASMR.

It's probably kind of sad that I've put some thought into this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473908
>Due to KC's world, monsters have nothing but 24/7 lust with almost zero other personality traits.
>I really wonder if it is possible for Monster Girls to even feel sadness or anger and even if you could, how would you do that?
Hey newfag, how's it going?

[Anonymous No.]

What is the least lewd thing a monster wants

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473940
Daughters

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473940
Marriage

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473924

She probably wouldn't leave his side until he got better, and maybe even tone down her pranks.

I also realized I'm short on smug cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473948
That's as sexual as it gets anon, there's nothing more sexual than making daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473853
No idea, probably like what>>15473865 said.
>>15473873
>a monster girl will never comfort a depressed you
Dammit.

[Anonymous No.]

Small Flat Cat Tats

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473968
The act of making daughters is what's lewd anon, not the daughters themself

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473976
Unless you're KDF that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473976
I mean, speak for yourself lad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473972
Completely okay so long as they have a belly, legs and ass to make up for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473982
He's the exception to the rule anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473894
>I have a picture of Miia in the works of her being in basically a reverse snake pit (a "me" pit)

So... a clone gangbang? Miia x 20 men? Sounds about right for a girl that's Miia-tier.

trollface.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473988
That's not nice anon

A pit as in a daki pit like the one i have of Miia

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473988
>Clone gangbang
>Cloning yourself with a doppel potion so many times you can basically surround your waifu on all sides

I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474001
What about the opposite?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473873
The depressed helping the depressed?

An exercise in futility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473924
Finish the job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474008
I also like that. All for waifu, and all waifu for one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474009
The friends i've made online over the years who are also depressed are the only reason i haven't killed myself anon

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473984
what if they are flat and small all round, but just tall

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474032
Her face is off-putting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474036
We call that "lanky." It's a terrible look for men and women. You need to have something somewhere; if it's not tits they should be well toned and preferably have a butt or legs worth mentioning. Hips are also good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473865
This is my answer as well. Partially because I lack creativity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473984
So you want a tubby flat chest cat girl?

Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474038
She's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474047
No, I want a well-toned catgirl with strong thighs, a tight stomach and an ass that won't quit if she doesn't have breasts worth mentioning. Something to make up for the lack of tiddy, I never said I wanted chub. If she was chubby then I'd also expect breasts and that's a different conversation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474032
Gross bugs.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug a beanpole of an Alraune

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473873
I mean I'd do it without a second thought, but I'd rather be the one being comforted by a monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

Making babies with bats using your baby batter!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474112
Can I become the Bat Man? Will I then have your permission to die?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474112
teeny bat a super cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474112
Enjoy Wights in tights for several consecutive nights!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474112
why are bats so cute

[Anonymous No.]

Back when I read the His Dark Materials books I thought it odd that the majority of people would have a dog or wolf as their soul half.

After reading this thread, I no longer wonder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474120
They're the most widespread and numerous of mammals. They've become exceedingly good at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474121
I have no idea what that means, but I'm sure it's an insult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474121
It's kind of strange how the Japanese tend to sexualize cat(girl)s far more than any other animal, while in this thread it's overwhelmingly dog(girl)s that are sexualized.

Then again, KC has done probably twice as many dog-types as cat-type girls, not even including kitsunes into the dog count.

[Anonymous No.]

Do bats and harpies get along or is there a rivalry

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474132
I'm sure bats enjoy a relentless rivalry with penguins and owls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471609
o/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474112
>Non lewd picks featuring domestic scenes with waifus and daughterus

Simply the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474151
What's up with the tip of her tail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474151
Yeah baby.
>>15474154
Lilims likely tip their tails with jewelry of some sort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474151
Are those undergarments or bush?

>>15474154
I think it's decorated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474151
Th-That's a big tail...

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474151
Those sweaterpuppies

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474154
Aye, what >>15474158 and >>15474159 said. Looks like they decorate their tails with a cover or something from what i could tell on their profile. http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/monstergirlencyclopedia/images/5/5a/Lilim_0.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130612020402

>>15474159
Supposed to be undergarments but does it look like bush? I'll delete and link with an imgur just in case.

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>>15474160
UUUU

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>>15471609
>>15474151
http://i.imgur.com/TiklIkR.jpg

imgur'd just in case.

Thank you for participating btw o/

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>>15474171
>I'll delete and link with an imgur just in case.
I'm sure it's just my sleep deprived brain being funky, and seeing as how no one else has said anything it oughta be fine my man!

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>>15474171
Doesn't look like bush at all. Even then I doubt any'd get banned for posting pubes without actual nipples or genitalia visible.

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>>15473803
>Anon gets all embarrassed
>She starts licking his face like a dog instead

[Anonymous No.]

>You're the one dating my daughter, then?
Uh-oh. Your would-be mother-in-law is regarding you with suspicion.

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>>15474219
Confident Yes back to her.

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>>15474216
That's when you lick her back.

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>>15474219
It's more fun when they're lecherous instead.

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>>15474228
She's not wearing any pants now is she?

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>>15474228
But would you really fuck Mia's mom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474233
Crabman's Lamias are lethal, there's no fucking any of them.

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>>15474233
In most circumstances, yes.

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>>15474219
Is....is that Nicola Bolas?

Holy fuck, what plane did I kill to get into this family?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474238
The heck are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474233
Miia's Mom is hot, but Miia is the only girl for me
I take it more as good news that Miia is gonna still be hot as fuck when we're older

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474246
Just because Kimihito has a Dullahan to bring him back from the dead doesn't mean I do.

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>>15474249
She looks like a clown.

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>>15474242
I don't know, but if you figure it out, tell me. I want in.

[Anonymous No.]

Time to fall asleep and hopefully spend more than two hours dreaming of space-spooning my anubis waifu.

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>>15474254
No, I mean Crab Lamias don't kill shit.

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>>15474264
>break ribs on a regular basis
Fuck the slapstick, those things would kill you in real life.

[Anonymous No.]

You think the demon lords husband gets do shit other than fuck his wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474282
>Implying she wouldn't just use magic to shrink herself into an onahole-sized demon lord so her husband can still do things and fuck her at the same time

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>>15474273
At least spider has only killed him once

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>>15474290
I thought she would be too busy with the public birth-viewings.

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>>15474282
Probably hangs out with his sons in law and the fallen maidens guy.
Would be funny if he ended up a lilim's castle trying to hide from his wife.

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>>15474282
Instruct Steve on his missions.

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>>15474298
>A Lilim hears a noise in the middle of the night
>She orders her maids to search the mansion, and begins searching on her own as well
>Two hours later, her maids all report that they found nothing, though they're clearly lying and refusing to make eye contact
>Furious, she storms off to search again
>After another hour and a half, she finds her father quietly putting together a Gunpla model in her wine cellar
>They stare at each other for a full 30 seconds before he finally speaks up
>"Go back to sleep, and don't tell your mother I'm here. If she asks, I went to visit my parents."

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>>15474294
I honestly would not happy that people wanted to see her do that if I was her husband.

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>>15474292
When? There was a whole poignant moment where he had a nice little talk with her about how nothing she does ever results in him inadvertently having a near-death experience.

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>>15474331

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>>15474331
When they first meet he breaks his neck

[Anonymous No.]

>See a girl of sweetest dreams at MGC Bar
>But there's no way a cool dame like that could would be interested in a nerd virgin
>Aspire to capture that fanciable ladies's heart regardless
>She regularly visits the bar and it has a piano
>A long term plan begins to formulate
>Immediately start taking piano lessons from the Kaiju down the street
>Constantly have to keep her advances at bay after she sees such musical zeal
>A few months later, with endless hammering of keys for practice, the day comes
>Finally ready to play that piano like a fiddle and grab her attention
>Patiently wait for her to arrive in all her wondrous pure white beauty
>Grab the lounge band's attention and have them follow my lead
>Dedicate a nice sappy love song to her after announcing it over the mic, the crowd doesn't like the song, but she does
>Time for the double whammy to get both her and the crowd
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwVjTlTdIDQ
>It works, everyone's drunkenly cheering, the mood cheers up and finally it's time to go in for the kill
>Ask the Unicorn if I could buy her a drink
>She looks me dead in the eyes, tears off a fake horn from her head, and says she's a white coated Nightmare
>Ask the Nightmare if I could buy her a drink
>Happiest girl in the bar by a long shot




Alt: End
>She looks me dead in the eyes, tears off a fake horn from her head, and says she's a white coated Nightmare
>Walk out of the bar without looking at anyone and go home to sleep
>Try not to cry
>Cry a lot

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna be the only human in an apartment building of actually nice, non-rapey Monstergirls and intentionally tease them by walking around with a shirt on.

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>>15474335
Okay, where's the part where she kills him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474360
?

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>>15474359
...Those MGs must really like your shirts.

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>>15474359
>with a shirt on
What kind of shirt is that?

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>>15474355
When'd he draw this?
This is gorgeous. Love everything about this picture.

Also Nightmares a bestest horse pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474355
>they serve stretchy anime meat
I like this place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474367
3 wolf moon

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>>15474363
The timing made it look like the guy who said that Rachnee killed him posted it.
Oops, guess I was wrong.

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>>15474380
Yes. Yes you were.

[Anonymous No.]

How cute does a mindflayer have to be before you let her put a tentacle in your head

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>>15474382
My shame is eternal.

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>>15474355
the hells in a a wurmbreaker?

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>>15474394
Bubbles and fizz.

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>>15474394
I had a cocktail once in Windsor that was made of grain alcohol, absinthe, and creme de menthe liquor.

I.... don't remember much of that night.

[Anonymous No.]

Umm, you want to... BITE my hiny?

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>>15474324
If i was him it keep jumping mansions
he's got +100 daughters, she can give the DL one hell of a run around

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>>15474420
Wanna bury my dick in that blueberry bubble butt

[Anonymous No.]

Can a wurm dance

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474428
The better question is, can you afford the property damage?

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>>15474428

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>>15474420
What a lame oni.
Neither rippling nor petite.
Plain face, tiny horns. Probably gets beat up by succubi.
Look at her and laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you forgot to save the crop

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>>15474433
Let me rephrase that, Can a Wurm dance without property damage in the millions of dollars

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>>15474437
Those who crave social acceptance are the hugest wanton whores. she probably knows her way around a cock better than a succubi

[Anonymous No.]

What would I have to do to get Deruella's love?

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>>15474439
Take her out into a wide-open field at least 10 miles from the nearest inhabited structure and you might be good.

[Anonymous No.]

I want the Smartest Wurm to debate a lich

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>>15474445
Spell her name right for one. It's Druella. No extra 'e'

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474420
QT

[Anonymous No.]

Make sure your feral monster girl is clean

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>>15474470
Thank you for reminding me this comic was a thing.

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>>15474471
Same, i stopped reading it years ago
Need to go over it again

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474443
>implying Shutin Dweebji here could get even one cock away from Jockubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474470
>>15474471
>>15474473
Source?

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>>15474477
Unsounded, an ongoing webcomic that I catch up on about once a week.
It...stops being about Sette exclusively after a while.

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>>15474464
>Tomboy blue oni
Why is this such a perfect combination

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474462
This. Druella cries and loses a battle every time you do it wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474464
S-Stop staring

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474462
Actually it's 「デルエラ」

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474499
Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeruella

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>>15474507
>>15474464
>>15474420
Reminds me of Ryoko from Nana to Kaoru.

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>>15474526
I see Kanbaru.

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>>15474546
This is what I see.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you prove to an extremist monster girl that there is more to life than just sex?

Hard mode: Do it in a medieval fantasy setting

[Anonymous No.]

Well 'ello there squire! Whacha doin' in my neck o' the woods?

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>>15474570
You need human women to breed more men, or else the next generation will never find husbands.
Human women need things like food and shelter to survive, so a town guard needs to be set up to ensure safety from bandits, and agriculture needs to be a priority as well to ensure people don't starve. Carpenters to build homes, smiths to create weapons for the town guard and more.

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>>15474572
I'm sorry I wanted to get a snack and I must have gotten lost on the way to the kitchen. Where are we exactly?

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>>15474570
Go to an Echidna's dungeon and show her how great a family life is

>>15474572
Blue Wurms are even more stupid than regular Wurms

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>>15474577
That doesn't really answer the question though, at least as far as giving the monstergirl herself direction.
It's like explaining to a sailor how the process of cultivation to make his bread ration works.

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>>15474585
Not him but I really don't think he was trying to reply to your question.

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>>15474585
Of course it does.
If all you do is have sex, none of those other things get done. Even if it's just on a scale of her and I, who's going to raise our children if all we do is fuck? Who's going to maintain the house so it doesn't succumb to the elements and collapse, forcing us to have sex in a cave while a bear watches us?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to pound a loli succubutt in the succubutt!

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine a theme park ran by monster girls, half the rides would be vibrators.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474632
Mizuryu Kei Land?

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>>15474570
Easy, you do stuff. Either MG's are brain-dead sex zombies and it's therefore unprovable, or they're not and will probably find value in things other than sex.

It's kind of a silly question. Either they won't need proof or are incapable of accepting it.

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>>15474640
Monstergirls are supposed to be better than human girls, so no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473389
LDR's Lich in Wight Snow was pretty Iosefka-esque.

>TFW Iosesfka is the best crazy to stick your dick in

[Anonymous No.]

>finally got all the Elves out of your house
>enjoy a nice dinner of noodles and waffles
>time for bed
>and fapping
>already naked and hard when you toss aside the covers
>there's two semen demons in your bed
I think your bed might somehow be connected to a dimensional nexus of some kind.

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>>15474703
Damn them

[Anonymous No.]

>Be employed at a butler café in MGC
>Multiple positions available. Could be a table-serving butler, could be a cook, could be a large door greeter/bouncer.
>Cook is pretty much isolated. Occasionally gets requests to meet with patrons because they like your food.
>Butler has to charm and deal with awkward, NEET monstergirls all day
>Greeter just has to look big and intimidating. Patrons occasionally request you as a butler if they have a thing for big, gruff guys

>Be food delivery guy for a service that caters almost exclusively to MGs
>Don't have a lot of protection, a lot of unpredictability
>Get patrons ranging from sweet girls to rape machines with no support out in the field

>Cashier at a bookstore that specializes in pornographic material
>Virtually all patrons are just MG perverts after human porn who lose their spaghetti when the person checking them out is a human

>Rookie cop in MGC
>Constantly have to deal with the worst of the worst while on the beat, but demand respect from all law-abiding Monstergirls

Choose your occupation.

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>>15474746
Bookstore.

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>>15474746
Butler cafe and work as a butler

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474746
Butler Cafe Butler. Either that or Cashier at the Bookstore.

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>>15474746
The cop.
I'm going to fuck the sexually frustrated chief and get myself promoted.

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>>15474746
Rookie cop.

Someone's got to keep those Alley Cat Girl delinquents in line.

Then there's the swarms of Mouse Girls squatting in abandoned flats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474770
>that drool they're leaving on his hands
L-lewd.
>those two rats kissing in the back
Dammit.

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>>15474746
Cop.

Alps get pulled over for driving without a skirt, followed by cavity searches and injections.

Don't ask why a cop is giving injections.

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>>15474778
This pleases the Alps.

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>>15474746
>Greeter for a butler cafe
>Incredibly buff, scary looking guy
>A tiny Alice points to him and jumps up and down asking him to be her butler
>Greeter starts to sweat profusely as he caters to the little Alice who asks for cake and tea

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>>15474746
Cashier at the book store.

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>>15474746
Cashier at the bookstore. So I can fuck with their heads.

[Anonymous No.]

Last thing I remember was hearing the bell over the door jingle, meaning a customer entered the store. Now everything's purple and lewd and I'm having trouble keeping it together. Kinda horny all the time. Warm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474807
Little wan wans singing you a love song

[Anonymous No.]

Asses are for ______.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474913
Impregnating

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>>15474913
Don't disrespect the zebra girls anon.

[Anonymous No.]

When adventuring remember to plan your attacks on monsters
protect the healer and if the tank and hero go down, you're all screwed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474913
If you don't cum in your waifu's ass multiple times a week, it means you don't love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474746
Greeter

>shot out ex-paratrooper in an aloha shirt, m-frames, and salomon boots
>gives sweets and headpats to the little MGs
>flexcuffs and beanbags for the rowdier customers
>will hook you up with his single buddies
>upon request, will perform butler duties in full gear

[Anonymous No.]

Why are demons so sketchy and suspicious?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474999
What's suspicious about a tall onee-san offering you happiness in exchange for signing a measly little contract?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474946
That's why I go rogue, if shit hits the fan, poof and search for a new party.

That or wait for them to get fucked and married enough so they can go adventuring again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475013
Does that contract involve moving that ring (gauntlet) she has on to her ring finger?

Sign me up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475013
My mum told me not to sign suspicious documents procured by cute demon girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474770
>Rookie cop and sexy cat girl femme fatale in a Noir 40s setting

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475073
I'd rather read about a grizzled cheshire who wandered too far from wonderland and losth er smile trying to cope with a rookie femfatale human boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475085
What about a cop who doesn't play by the rules and the chief assigns him a partner to try and keep him in line? The partner being a German Shepherd kobold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475125
No.

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>>15474746
Probably cashier since I already do that. It's fun to see little kids all shy and their parents cheering them on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474746
Cook, helps I'm already trained as one, that and I can make any NEET monstergirl melt by saying they look even more tasty

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475312
Oh hey, someone posted something. I thought everyone got transported to a place full of monster girls and left me all alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473908
Never forget the day the stump was defeated

[Anonymous No.]

>>15473908
>monsters have nothing but 24/7 lust with almost zero other personality traits
>I really wonder if it is possible for Monster Girls to even feel sadness or anger
Wew lad, lurk more.

[Anonymous No.]

I need succubutts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475345
Pal Y is the hero we need.

[Anonymous No.]

Behead those that insult Dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475419
What if a dragon insults another dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475361
They're cheering for you, sexually

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475436
How does one cheer sexually?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475419
How can anyone insult a dragon? They are so cute and perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474746
A cashier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475436
How low is her skirt hanging I wonder?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475472
She will cheer you on by saying nice things about your dick and your ability to bring pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475472
She'll cheer for you while giving you an eyeful of her lewd body

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[Anonymous No.]

>>15475472

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475613
Das cute.

[Anonymous No.]

Should we tell her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475659
Tell her to put her tail down and stop waving it around like a lewd little slut?
Absolutely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475659
Tell her that she will never have a big and popular shrine like the Ryu on the other street?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475659
She looks POOR

[Anonymous No.]

How does human male undead(?) incubus works? Are you really dead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475709
I don't think guys can be undead

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475659
What, that I'm going to teach her what figging is? She seems really insistent on keeping that tail up so I may as well make it easier on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475709
That's where undead monster girls come from

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475717
You can't fig a loli anon thats not nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475731
You can't tell me what to do lad, I'm gonna fig the loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475737
You're going to dress her up in smart clothes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475742
No, I'm gonna stick a peeled ginger root in her butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474746

>Cashier at an adult bookstore that caters to Monstergirls
>Torture customers all day

>Oomukade goes to purchase some really kinky stuff
>Intentionally make a noise that's somewhere between a laugh, a snort, and a cough while checking her out
>She spends the rest of the week wondering if the cashier laughed at her

>Lamia in sunglasses, obviously nervous about being there, shows up to buy some books for the second time in a month
>"Just the usual, huh? You're starting to become a real fixture around here."
>Even with the sunglasses on you can see part of her soul wither and die in the back of her eyes

>Buff Ogre girl brings a big stack of your typical dirty books. Stuff like 'Violated Butlers' and 'Good Boys Love Tailjobs'. Trying way too hard to hide that copy of lovey-dovey stuff at the bottom of the stack.
>Yell very loudly to one of the stockers in the back of the store. "Hey, can I get a price check on His Eyes and His Smile? I SAID...CAN I GET A PRICE CHECK ON HIS EYES AND HIS SMILE!? YEAH, THAT REALLY SAPPY SOFTCORE ROMANCE ONE!"

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>>15475770
That just sounds like it would burn the skin to the point of agony. Jesus fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475781
You are literally the worst type of person.

[Anonymous No.]

>let an ordinary spider outside, choosing not to kill it
>MG visit our world and the spider becomes an Arachne.
>It visits you, wanting to thank you for before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475784
Not to the point of agony anon, just some pleasant to moderate stinging. Perfect for punishments or lesson-teaching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475792
If this is true I'd have dozens of tiny jumping spiders living with me. They like to hide in my door latches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475781
You're awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475792
Would be weird if that lizard I saved came to my house

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475709
Yes and no. The same goes for the rest of the MGE's undead.
>>15475712
It happens once in a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475804
Story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475781

>Older-looking Kitsune goes to check out a few dirty books. Most of the clientele are pretty young but she's got a few charming wrinkles.
>"Pleasant evening with the husband ahead, huh?"
>"...H-huh? I'm, uh...I'm not..."
>"Oh, sorry. I just kinda assumed on account o-...actually, nevermind."
>She leaves with her head down, bitter and single

>The same centaur has been walking back and forth in front of the store for over an hour. She attempts to enter the store a few times but panics and goes back to pretending she's actually walking somewhere.
>Scramble to the back of the store to grab one of the bells of the kind we keep above the door to alert staff that someone just entered.
>Stop the centaur out on the street. "Hey, you the new greeter?"
>"Wha!?"
>"Yeah, they said you'd be out here today. Here's your bell, just ring it to attract customers, okay?"
>She panics and runs for it.
>Falls once.
>Struggles back to her feet and gallops off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475781
I might be late, but you sir are my fucking hero.
That's exactly what I want to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475814
Its not much, a lizard as big as my hand was stuck in a hole and I managed to get it out before my cousin got to it and repeated what he did with the last lizard which was to beat it to death with a crowbar

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475840
>That spoiler
Your cousin is fucked up man, holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475825
I hate you

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475825
Okay that stuff's a bit mean man. Keep the teasing above the belt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475781
>>15475825
You are a bad man, and I love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475781
>>15475825
you fucking shitbag

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475841
He's okay, never was exactly sure why he did that. I want to say mercy kill but i don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475781
>>15475825
This nigga is gonna get snu-snu'd and husbandoed by one of the girls he has bullied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475863
No one who beats things to death with crowbars is "okay" anon.
Unless said thing is a spider or a bug of some sort, then that's just overkill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475866
But that means that he'll bully her every day!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475840
If you saved it from that kind of fate, that lizardgirl/salamander would fucking devote their lives to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475872
No if he gets husbando'd by a bigger bully than himself

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475881
But that will just make him become an even bigger bully!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475872
He'll probably get husbando'd by a true masochist. Or perhaps a slime or devil bug who can't even understand what he says, or don't even care

[Anonymous No.]

There's nothing wrong with bullying monster girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475868
Now that I think about it was overkill as lizards are pest tier in st kitts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475896
There's nothing wrong with bullying human boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475896
I want to bully a dragon till she submits!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475896
I want to work at an erotic bookstore catered towards monstergirls and be make them spill their spaghetti everywhere by teasing them about their purchases while I ring them up!
I want to eventually have the tables turned on me when I ring up a monstergirl who gets off on that kind of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475878
>No lizardgirl/salamander that swears to be your sword after you save theme when they were just a creature.

I wonder if would work with dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

Monstergirls are shit

SHIIIIIIIIIIIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475825
>Cheshire goes to check out. Never did like those Wonderland imports. They had problems with conventional logic.
>This perpetually grinning weirdo has the BIGGEST stack of porn that anyone in the store had ever seen. Bizarre stuff too. Kinda stuff most stores didn't carry. There was even a Centaur Face Riders swimsuit calender.
>This toothy creeper just smiles away, leaning up on the desk and swinging her hips around.
>"Gee, ma'am...think you have enough?"
>"...Y'know, now that'cha mention it, do you have any copies of Unerring Chivalry?"
>"The fantasy s-"
>"The fantasy series with more plot than sex, yeah yeah yeah. S'probably got a long-haired guy on the cover."
>"Yeah, w-"
>"He's about 6'2", maybe, blond hair, shirt is off 90% of the t-"
>"YES! Yes, ma'am, we have that. Would you like me to g-"
>"Nah, I don't want it, was just curious. Say, ya got coffee?"
>"Wh-...no, we don-"
>"Sure could go for some coffee right now."
>"We pretty much just sell porn."
>"Ya don't take your porn with coffee?"
>"N-...there's a coffee shop right across the street, ma'am."
>"Yeah, well, they kinda don't let me in there no more. Hey, now that I think of it, I can't really afford all this, I'll just take this here bookmark."
>"..."
>"The one with the lil' birdy, please. Thank you."
>Spend the next three hours putting back every single book she'd brought to the front.
>The last thing you hear before she leaves is "Hey, see ya tomorrow, pal!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475956
Okay, then why are you here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475972
Next time polish your rifle when she comes to the store. No an actual rifle come on Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

There are species of spider that build 'diving bell' style structures underwater to live in. Thus:
Diver-arachne that grab swimmers and keep them prisoner underwater.

I'm not sure if I like them better as the usual exoskeleton style, or something more like an otterish ushi-oni.

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>>15475976
To show you all the true path of love; human girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>Be traveling the world
>End up in SomethingSomethingVania.
>Get kidnapped by monsters.
>Told you are to be the servant of the mistress of the castle
>Be taken to a giant gloomy castle
>Be warned not to upset the mistress, for she is a vampire who has once consumed 25,000 people
>Taken to the throne room where a fat vampire sits on her throne
>'It was all in one sitting sadly and she hasn't lost the weight yet.'
>Vampire Mistress says if you aid her in slimming back down she will grant you immortality and freedom. Otherwise she'll consume you like the others.
What do?

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>>15475972

This is vengeance, sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475972
>Centaur swimsuit calendar

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475982
Fuck off Paladin-chan, you failed at becoming best girl and you'll fail here too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475981
So they use their web to Waterworld it? Clever things.
The way small creatures like that can adapt to interact with water on levels that would be impossible at our size always impresses me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475984
Wild sex with garlic boosters
that or 80's montage

[Anonymous No.]

Thread's looking kinda dead, should I bust out the male pornstar rolling game or just wait until next thread for that?

[Anonymous No.]

Writefags! status report!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475972
Damn Cheshires.
>>15475999
Happened the last time we got an early thread too, no harm in doing it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475999
If you must, wait for next thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475996
What will you do when she ends up becoming a /fit/ but soft girl and reveals that she'll make you immortal by making you her husband?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475999
Next thread. This one is dead for a reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475994
Yea. The way surface tension interacts with their carapaces+setae is crazy; they actually cannot get "wet" under most normal conditions. A layer of air sticks to them the whole time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476003
>>15476005
Well damn, this is contradictory.
I need a tiebreaker here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475984

>make a workout regimen that is mainly cardio
>become her workout buddy and keep her in check so she doesn't overdo her cheat days
>do this for a few months

Congrats on the immortality and freedom

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476006
Tell her i made her fit for a reason, and then kiss her

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476011
As long as it doesn't go into image spam, I say go for it.

It's a long way still till page 10

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476011
Next thread, when people actually want to post in the it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15475999
I don't know what your talking about but im interested. Can't wait to see what it is next thread Always love rolling games

[Anonymous No.]

I now want to see a Mindflayer dressed as Rohan and Loliflayer dressed as Heavens Door.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476040
I want to burn a Mindflayer's house down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476040
Can you imagine a mindflayer with something similar to Rohan's ability?
Instead of rewriting one's mind, she rewrites a person's mind, and those changes actually impose themselves on reality.
By altering a person's mind, reality itself changes to match that.

Fucking scary.

[Anonymous No.]

Being a newsguy in MGC must be pretty boring

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476051
Rohan's a nice ally, but he kinda deserved to have his house burnt down.
>>15476052
I can't believe that I never made the correlation between Heavens Door and the Mindflayers flaying abilities until now, and I've liked JoJo's for years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476053
How can it be boring when a Fucking dragon can screw with the weather and monsters can run around with a "do what the fuck I want" card?

You could get a news story about how a guy contracted with a sylph injured 20 people in a attempt to preform a "tornado orgy"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476053
>"And that's the news for today. Tune in at 7:00 for our latenight coverage."
>"Cameras are off, great job. By the way the boss wants to see you for a "meeting" ".
>"Again? This is the fourth time today."
>"Hey, not my fault she thinks you're cute."

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>>15475345
>>15475363
>Be retired Paladin librarian
>Come across the Jub-Jub on the stump
>She's fretting about whether or not husband is coming back or not, and how she must wait upon this stump
>My young lady, for what purpose must you sit here? You ask her
"Husband told me to wait... He'll be back by sundown."
>Tsk, tis no way to treat a young gentleman suitor! You laugh, jovially, your gut barely jiggling
>Though you may look like Santa Claus to some of the younger monsters who've pined after you, only to be shot down when they meet your lovely Cyclops wife, you're quite muscled
>More like Sig Curtis than jolly Ol' Saint Nick
"Haau? But how should I find him?"
>Take off your helmet, smiling
>My fine little lass, a true bird of love must soar amongst the clouds, free as a leaf in the wind! This stump is not your prison, but the platform to launch yourself into the arms of your beloved!
>"But sir, I can't fly..."
>Nonsense! Love defies all logic or reason, my dear! Now, point me in the direction of this young gentleman so you may be reunited once more!
>Pick up the Jub-Jub, lifting her like a football onto your palm, she's giggling furiously as your callused hand grasps her soft stomach
>Let out a loud roar, throwing her as hard as you can, she spreads her wings and manages to glide on the wind
>She disappears out of view over the nearest hill, but you can hear the distant sound of a young man getting maximum boobage to his face
>Another day, another romance saved
>You bring the stump home, much to your wife's chagrin, and carve it into a bookshelf
>Where you sell Tragedies at the back of your store, behind a locked door. There's no room for negative nellys in Basilisk Books, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476053
You think that's bad? Try being a doctor, not much to do when mamono mana cures 99% of what you're supposed to deal with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476078
That was sweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476068
Hey, you should be grateful. The only reason you're on the primetime slot and not still a desk jockey is because she likes you. You can't get anywhere without being willing to kiss (and fuck) a lot of ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476078
Finally a happy ending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476080
I always think a setting that incorporates magic well is one that can competently portray all its facets, good and bad, regardless of how you present the phenomenon.

If magic can act as an incredible cure, it makes sense that it can cause unthinkable malladies and diseases, too.

But again, how you define it makes all the difference too. Mamamo mana is incredibly poorly defined as a deu sex machina.

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>>15476092
It's just, she seems so clingy sometimes. Don't get me wrong, she's a wonderful lady, but every time I have the slightest bit of free time she wants me for a "meeting".
At this rate I'm never going to have time to go and buy a necklace for my proposal.
I'd get her a ring, but since she's an Anubis I don't think it'd fit on her finger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476065
>You could get a news story about how a guy contracted with a sylph injured 20 people in a attempt to preform a "tornado orgy"

Question, what even is a tornado orgy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476126
Ring on a necklace always works.

>>15476127
What does it sound like to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476127
Have you seen Sharknado? Basically that, only with fucking bodies instead of sharks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476127
An orgy in a tornado.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476130
And anon said that the news would be boring.
if shit like that's going on, I would report the news

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476065
>when a Fucking dragon can screw with the weather
I love bitter weather ryu
>"Nice job dave, must be hard reporting on stuff that already happened. Now, ALTERING NATURE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476065
If she screws the weather you screw her. There, problem solved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476156
Would weather reports even be relevant in areas where a Ryu lives? It'd pretty much just depend on her mood that day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476176
I wanna hug that Ryu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476065
>Newsguy checks in for the day
>The office is completely empty
>He waits half an hour, still no one
>Calls his boss, no answers
>Looks at the calendar
>It's free rape day
>Looks like he is going to have to do the show all on his own

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476178
>Doing the show on his own
>Not trying to escape before that Manticore camerawoman who's always eye fucking him shows up

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna be a camwhore for monstergirls!

[Anonymous No.]

i'm gonna make fun of the kuudere anubutt class rep for not having a boyfriend!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476001
Still got ideas, still not feeling like it. I'll put them to use at some point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476176
>"Today's skies are clear, you got laid yesterday Suzu?"
>"fuck you fred"

>>15476178
The need human staff to fill in. i suggest a shy human girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476207
I want to make the shy human girl drink holst milk on live television!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476211
I want to make her drink Ushi blood instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476219
But you don't get sponsors for that!
And besides, she'll get a nice pair of tits out of this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476207
So he gets raped by the human girl instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476001
Got a idea for a kick off to a dark-ish story but I have no motivation for it
I am working on other shit though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476219
Were running a news show, not a public monsterisation pogram

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476223
You get an educational grant because you're showing people the process of becoming a monster and why it's a good thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476190
>Manticore camerawoman comes in
>No way to get out, may as well enjoy it
>Besides, it's not like you haven't looked at her during shoots and had indecent thoughts
>She pushes you up against the anchor's desk
>Go at it all afternoon, drenching the set in fluids
>What you never noticed was the red light on above the camera
>You and the manticore get called into the boss' office the next day
>He flips on a monitor
>Manticore had recorded and broadcast the entire session during the 8 o' clock news yesterday
>That's it, you're done, you think
>'This is spectacular!'
>Wait, what?
>'Our ratings were through the roof when this hit the air! Our viewers couldn't get enough!'
>'The phones have been off the hook all day, begging for more! And that's just what we're giving them.'
>What?
'We're putting the two of you into a weekly segment together. A one hour segment exploring & demonstrating popular sex trends around the world.'
>What?
>'We're giving you complete freedom here, go crazy. Also, you're working under her now.'
>WHAT?!
>Manticore grabs onto your arm & snuggles in close, giving you a smug grin

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476239
Does shy human girl have freckles and glasses?
Is she going to be stumbling around with tears at the edges of her eyes as she tries to acclimate to her new spider body?

Do you stroke her hair and get her to calm down enough for the evening farewell to be given before she jumps you?

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>>15476243
if only

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>>15476239
why would we need the grant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476271
funding for lilims and ritual runes to turn the women. that and money to buy the women themselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476226
Fuck it I'll bite.
what is the idea about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476243
>Manticore grabs onto your arm & snuggles in close, giving you a smug grin
Make her the big girl variety and brown and we have a deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476271
You really don't, it'd just be hot.
Imagine it, gently caressing a woman as she transforms, hearing the terror in her voice slowly change into moans of arousal.

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>>15476001
Not really doing anything at the moment, or having plans to. Just keep writing stuff on a legal pad and crumpling paper since they all sound like shit in my head or contrived levels of edgy.

No thanks to the Bloodborne discussion last night I had shit written down like "Iosefka Lich-chan", "Yandere Werewolf", "Vampire with a blood smell addiction", "Breeding Mother Kos", "Breeding sex with Ebrietas", "Is it possible to fuck a doll?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476281
>Average joe MC is captured along side a bunch of people as by crazy guy.
>crazy guy wants to summon demon using sacrifices
>MC's blood is used for ritual
>demoness is summoned, is bonded to serve MC due to his blood, crazy guy flees
haven't thought past that

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476316
Why would it be bonded to just the MC if multiple people were sacrificed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476176

No weather reports. Just Ryu mood reports. It'd be about ten minutes of an anchor talking about the Ryu's love life, how much sleep she got last night, what's been happening on her favorite TV shows, etc.

>"We're getting reports that our local Ryu is planning to get a strawberry milkshake at a local ice cream restaurant after her evening jog, that should clear things up for tonight for some beautiful, starry skies and cool us down to a comfy sixty degrees or so."

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476326
one could say the others were meant to be food for the demon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476316
I see two ways it can go.
>Cute domestic adventures with a newly bound Demon acclimating to the modern world.
or
>Anon is now on the run with the cult's forces after him because in their eyes "Motherfucker stole our Demon" and the Demon protects him.

[Anonymous No.]

I think tomboy succubi who can't seduce are cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476345
Tomboy monster girls in general are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476345
You too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476345
>tomboy succubi
>he isn't already seduced

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476344
the first one sounds fun

[Anonymous No.]

>No option to kiss Cait and take her there on the sand before the burning wreckage of the Prydwen
This game is shit, you know she is wet as fuck. On a related note, I would't mind eeing more game characters mg-ified. She'd make a good salamander

[Anonymous No.]

>Nerdy Hellhound who just wants to go home and plan her next DnD campaign with her online friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476316
So the crazy guy just wanted to summon a Demon for the sake of summoning a Demon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476356
she doesn't need to know that it makes her feel all girly

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476305
Yandere Werewolf sounds pretty hot desu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476370
But I don't want to be in her pack

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476364
Nerdhound was a neat concept at first, then oversaturation is starting to make it feel more like spam than actual MG posting. To me, at least. I think I see it posted more frequently than the guy who spammed >breastfedded by dur holst

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476364
>she keeps trying to rape you in game because she can't in real life

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476364
I bet they all play male characters. And she's the cleric.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476364
>Actual Hellhound that isn't a forced fad and treated like a kobold

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476053
TONIGHT!
The Serial Hugger is still on the loose
Jub gets up from a stump
And a local Anubis starts a massaging business

That and more at 5:00

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476381
Holst feeding is once per thread, nerdwan is almost everytime someone mentions a hellhound. It can also spwan by itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476368
But I want to make her feel girly! Even if she's stronger than me with extremely lickable abs I want to hold doors open for her and put my jacket on top of a puddle so she doesn't have to get her shoes wet! And I'll fully accept the rough rape while calling her cute!

[Anonymous No.]

Will monsters ever rise above their bestial instinct

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476365
I assume he's just a edgelord that "understands" the world

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476375
Are you gay or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476381
Nerdhounds became so big because the general alternative is 'GRRR SNU-SNU, DOM YOU ALL DAY, GIVE UP BEING A SPIRAL BEING, SUCK MY GIRL COCK' shit.
Pro tip. Not everyone is desperate enough to be a backwards bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476396
I want to be the manic pixie dream boy that fights to bring back the lost smile of a monster girl who always put work above anything else until she's middle aged and doesn't talk to anyone until she's visibly out of will to live, a shell of a monster who keeps going only because death might be worse.
I want to bring back this smile non-sexually, because just fugging her would be the easy route.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476392
Which is why it needs to stop, it's pretty much to hellhounds what the stinky meme was to oomukade until it died down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476368
What happens if she is mistaken for an alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476405
Then there's other monster girls. Hell Kobold was literally made to be the submissive dog type.

Hellhound was also perfectly accepted by all but a select handful of eternally butt blasted guys too which makes it even more suspicious that this nerd shit is being forced now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476370
Well, the whole premise in a bullet under the first line was Yandere, blind werewolf stalks Hunter-kun while smelling BLOOOOD

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476415
Wait so she's blind and finds him by smell? I'm liking this more and more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476414
>Hellhound was also perfectly accepted by all but a select handful of eternally butt blasted guys too which makes it even more suspicious that this nerd shit is being forced now.

Okay, false flagging is one thing, but now you're accusing them of running a multiple-months long con to make people hate a MG by posting her regularly with generally positive comments about them? Take off that tin-foil hat anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476414
I'm just putting it out there, some people just like nerdy girls and think they're cute.
I know in my case Dom and Sub has nothing to do with it. I just like the idea of a nerdy Hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

It's fine to let your vampire best friend feed from your arm, not sexual at all right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476421
>turning a perfectly good snu-snu monster on its head and making it a pathetic spaghetti-spilling moeblob
>positive comments
lmao stop acting dumb

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476428
Yeah, of course it is.
Can't guarantee that won't make her start falling for you though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476421
I'm accusing them not of that but trying to turn them into something they're not in an attempt to water down what they hate, which is the usual canon version of Hellhounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476396
Most of them can do it, and some of them even don't have bestial instincts

The real question is: how can YOU help your monster girl waifu rise above her bestial instinct? (assuming she has one)

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476396
Will humans ever rise above their own nature and instinct?

>>15476405
Shitpost is strong with this one. Want to try for a little less hyperbole and insulting everyone who doesn't go for your brand of moe-fying everything?

[Anonymous No.]

Im not really into hellhounds and even then then those girls are poisoned by headcanon and interpretation to the profile

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476428
she might want to drink it from your neck one day

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476422
>some people just like nerdy girls and think they're cute.
This. The tinfoiling is cringey as fuck, too. Some genius got mad that I posted a nerdhound and looked up the same picture fuction on warosu, only to prove that it had been posted enough to fill one page during this entire year under about half a dozen different filenames.

[Anonymous No.]

What job is least suited for a lich?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476428
People project what they like onto MGs, that's perfectly normal. Like how all those 90s and 80s anons projected their nostalgic love of legos onto Anubis, or like how you are projecting your love of "perfectly good snu-snu monster" into justification for calling non-cookiecutter versions just falseflagging/shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476446
Go-go dancer!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476446
Idol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476422
>some people just like nerdy girls and think they're cute.
It might surprise you that there's girls better suited to that.

"It's good because it's the complete opposite of what she's usually like" is honestly a lazy concept for any girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476405
Wot

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476446
Parent, or nanny-type jobs.

Unaffectionate, plus low-energy personality, plus all that dangerous lab stuff she probably has, plus undead in general are probably bad parents with their apathy towards deadly things.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck hellhounds
I more into domming dragons, parting with oni and treasure hunting with gnomes

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476419
Except I don't really know how to write yandere well so you know how it goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476452
>"It's good because it's the complete opposite of what she's usually like" is honestly a lazy concept for any girl.

Lazy? As opposed to what, making her a cookie-cutter duplicate of the original template?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476446
anything Wurm related

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476460
So loving husbandus and having sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476452
>It's a "Monstergirls can only have one role" post
Fuck you man, nerdy hellhounds are cute.
Never said they couldn't be dominant either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476448
That whole thing of planning and construction with the anubis thing is pretty well themed and in line with their general bearing.
It's definitely nothing like taking a personality which is a the polar opposite and makes zero sense to have on a certain type of monstergirl.

Hell, I love characterisation and varied personalities, but opposites for the sake of opposites is just a bad way of doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476452
"It's good because she has latent rapemachine instincts that come out when she gets sexually bullied or confessed to" is pretty great, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476446
being an older sister or younger sister, okay anything sisterly in general

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476454
I wish to be a prince and have a Lich wetnurse!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476448
Short memory or forgetting people took huge steamy shits on lego anubis too after they got caught on to it being over done?
>>15476459
Giving her some actual personality and blending it in with the base to create a believable character without being a complete parody of what the original was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476414

You don't get it. It's about juxtaposition. It's about a girl expressing a trait that isn't usually expected.

It's like a Holstaurus with a flat chest.

It's like an Ogre who secretly wants to wear pretty dresses and hold hands.

It's like a family of mechanics with a son who wants to be a painter. There's always exceptions and it's no fun to keep any one MG in a box they can't leave.

Shit's cute. I love tough girl Elves. I love tomboy Succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476452
Meh I also don't care about nerdhounds but they're so different from normal hellhounds that you might as well treat them as a different sub-species.

To sum up, let them have their nerdhounds and we can still have our normal hellhounds. Everyone wins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476471
My nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476414
does nerdhound have a story or is it just lower then greentext posting ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476476
I think the term you're looking for is what they call "gap moe"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476480
It's a /monster/ creation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476485
Keep telling yourself that anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476457
Possessive, with underlying insanity of varying levels of concealment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476477
No! You're not allowed to deviate from the templates! Fuck what KC said about them just being generalized observations and being non-binding in nature. You can't make *my* favourite MG into anything I don't like!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476490
I'm actually serious.

[Anonymous No.]

Would a weak wurm really work

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476477
Your post reminded me of this part of World Guide 1:

"Compared to the original species, they have a hugely different nature and traits, so we are treating them as a different race out of convenience, but technically they are just varied individuals of the original race"

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476491
Yeah, that doesn't work for a smut short.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476479
I bet she'd plot to substantially increase the National Academy for Science's funding in the following decades by indoctrinating the Prince. In fact, I bet she'd get him addicted to the nostalgic taste of her flat sourmilk-filled breasts that she'd reward him with it even as an adult when he nudged the budget up once again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476490
Nerdhound? A lot of the art and ideas do actually from there, if you take a look.
I wouldn't be surprised if it was a thing there first before it was a meme here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476490
>>15476493

Actually, it's an anime character that was monsterized. More of a rip-off, like ELH's magma-dragon-thing is for the Monster Hunter girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>You awaken to the creaks of your bedroom door.
>sleepily you rub your eyes and look at the white silhouette in your door opening.
>You sigh "nee-san you cant, papa will get angry" you whisper.
>She smiles "It's okay hes drunk again." She places a hand on her shoulder. "Besides its cold tonight"
>She slithers over to your bed and lies down, the end of her tail sliding under the covers around your feet.
>You can feel her large breasts press softly against the back of your head.
>"What if he finds you in my bed again" you press.
>"You're only ten don't you get bossy with me." She nips the top of your neck.
>You shudder a little and she holds you tighter. Again you wonder why papa was so opposed to this.
>You turn around placing your head between your sisters soft pillows. Her eyes obtain a slightly red glow and her hips begin to grind against your pelvis.
>pleasure shoots through your lower body making you moan.
>Your sister slowly slides your pajama downwards until you can hear a pop.
>you sigh a little as she release your penis from its constraints
>"I love you" She whispers.
>She was about to bound your bodies, when suddenly your door slams open and light streams in. and a heavy voice makes you both jump in fear.
>"GET OFF YOUR LITTLE BROTHER YOU TRAMP"

>"P-papa w-wait" you begin to stammer, but the bear of a man quickly runs in your room and grabs your sister by her long white hair.
>His strength easily pulls the giant snake from your bed.
>She screams in pain as he drags her out of your room. "No stop." She cries.
>You jump out of your bed to try and plead for your sister.
>He turns around and looks at you with a sad but friendly face, contrasting with the tears streaming from your sisters eyes.
>"Go to bed Jonathan this isn't your fault"
>He closed the door and you begin to cry as your sister pleads while being dragged down the stairs.
>You press your hands against your ears to stop the shouts of pain from your sister as father undoubtedly was beating her with his belt.

>apparently you managed to fall asleep at some point as your mother wakes you up.
>"Come on sweety it's time for breakfast. And wash your face." She gave you a kiss and slithered downstairs.
>When you enter the dining room you can see your sister already sitting on a very soft pillow.
>She gives you a painful smile and you silently take a seat. Unable to look at your father at the head of the table
>After a silent breakfast your father stands up and gives your mother a kiss.
>He walks to you and rubs your head. "How about we play some ball after I get back from work sport?" He cheerfully asks, You just nod.
>"Alright then" He walks to your sister and lets out a small sigh. "It hurts me just as much as it hurts you, just remember that"
>He softly scratches her behind the ear, a soft spot he found out from spending all these years with your mother.
>Your sister cannot contain her giggle and the tension around the table eases a little.
>"I am sorry father" your sister says in a hushed voice." He ruffles through her hair lovingly and finally departs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476494
Sure, just give her defective bones and scales. Now you have a sad wurm that can't catch any males because they keep going into the forest or hiding in the city.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476503
>After a long silence your mother finally speaks. "me and your father have been talking" she begins.
>"Remember how you wanted to go to the MGcity. Well we found a great university there, it's called MGU. Apparently they have human boys attending." Your mother smiled.
>After hearing this your sister just stares at her in shock. "You cant be serious." she began to shake. "How can you do this, WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS."
>Your sister stands up her tail throwing her chair across the room. It must have hurt but she showed no sign of it. "How can you be so hypocritical." She shouts."
>"I know what you did with your brother when you were young." Now it was your mothers turn to stand up. "An act that your father has shown me was highly improper."
>"Then why do we never visit your family?! Is it not because Father Doesn't want us to mingle?!" Your sister practically screamed.
>"Enough young lady. You have already been grounded for a week, don't make me extend it."
>"I HATE YOU BOTH!" She cried, tears streaming from her face as she ran upstairs.
>You where about to follow her when you hear your mother call your name. "Jonathan, come help me with the dishes."
>Hearing the sharp tone in her voice you reluctantly start to clear the table.

>As you dry the plates you finally mustered enough courage to clear your throat. "Mama, why does papa hit sister?"
>Your mother freezes before answering. "Your sister did a bad thing Jonathan."
>"Why is it a bad thing?" "Well Jonathan you cant do those kinds of things with your sister, and your sister should know better at her age." She sighed.
>"But why is it not wrong when you and daddy do it?" She froze again. "You shouldn't spy on other people Jonathan." She said sharply.
>You kept quiet, feeling that you almost crossed a line. After some time however your mother began to speak again.
>Your "Father and I are not related, you and your sister are." she stated.
>"Sister said you did things with your brother when you were younger." Your mother sighed. "I grew up in the city, things are different there. People are more ope... degenerate. Your father took me on a trip one day and showed me the wonders of the more civilized world. That's when I fell in love with him." Your mother smiled.
>"I didn't realize then, how wonderful and safe the twelve peers were. Your father showed me".
>"This is the place I want my son to grow up in. A place where boys can play safely, yet monsters are not discriminated against."
>You didn't understand much of it.

>A year later you had to say goodbye to your sister.
>You tried to hold back your tears to no avail.
>"It's okay she said, I will visit soon." She smiled while hugging you tight.
>Afterwards she coldly hugged your mother. "It's for the best your mother said." placing her tail on your sisters.
>"Best for you." She replied. Pulling away she stood in front of the huge bear-like man that was her father.
>He placed a hand on her shoulder. "I know you hate me for this, but I hope you will come to realize the error of your ways."
>"You will see how MGcity is with your own eyes and you will see how right I was."
>"Also don't let your mothers parents corrupt you to much." He smiled.
>"Probably not as much as you did." She replied coldly.
>Your father sighed.
>She boarded the train and as it took off you couldn't even chase after her with your mother holding your hand.
>"You will thank me for this someday Jonathan." Your father spoke.
>You never did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476503
This is familiar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476503
So how long until they run away from a clearly abusive home and start a new life together?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476502
Otako is literally perfect in every way right down to her unruly bush.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476485
but what's worse than /monster/ my guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476495
It can, just have her get more crazy as it goes on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476492
Jokes on you, you just replied to someone who is fine with all monstergirls acting more or less the same (with minor deviations on each individual) but the thing with Nerdhounds is that they're different enough to me to not be "triggered" about them being shy, small, nerds, and subs.

>>15476496
More or less what I wanted to say; they're technically Hellhounds but they're subs (and smaller, and shy) since birth, so no no one (or at least I) don't get triggered because they're being dommed, or whatever you want to call it.

I'm not sure If I explained myself correctly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476492
deviation leads to neutral/submissive amazons and non-loli baphomets that dont care about pseudo-incest
shit i would read but will not talk about here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476499
>flat sourmilk-filled breasts
Undead Milk is cool and sweet to taste! Undead also require big breasts to properly produce milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476503
>>15476510
Meh. Not exactly well written.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476518
Yeah but like, there's no real good smut short with a yandere for an example.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476510
This has been posted before, and why on earth are you posting Fallout images? This something that Negawalker would do, even if you clearly aren't him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476523
>non-loli baphomets that dont care about pseudo-incest
But anon, those are the best kind of Baphomets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476524
Undead pls, nobody wants to fuck a corpse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476524
That china dress is making a convincing argument. I'd still prefer to see a tiny, flat Lich nursing a huge adult man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476527
I disagree, but if that's how you feel then be the first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476531
I want to intercrural a pear-shaped corpse, though. I want to really warm that dead flesh up with my dick and cum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476530
I agree, but people get annoyed at the idea of adult versions of the lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476494
>Weak Wurm
>Not only is she stupid but she also need protection

I'd be more than happy to take care of a weak Wurm

As for your question, I can see a few logical problems with a weak Wurm, but nothing that can't be swept under the rug

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476539
Gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476428
Only if you're ready for what comes next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476528
It's like paladin posters with a higher degree of shit taste.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be in a breeding program for werewolves!
I want to impregnate her with so many pups that she has trouble walking!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476542
maybe she is hyper smart to make up for her weakness

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476545
Please don't even compare lovely, cute Paladins to edgeposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476543
When she goes out everyone will be able to smell that her refrigeration has been disrupted and she's rotting again down there!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476553
Maybe undead need hugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476544
Her true form, when exposed to sunlight, is a 3DPD?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476544
>You'll never be pinned to your bed by your Vampire childhood friend.
>She'll never mutter something about how "It's not enough to just use the arm anymore" before she sensually feeds from your neck.
>You'll never become painfully aware of how big her breasts have gotten as they press against you.
>You'll never feel her smooth soft thighs locking with your own and feel her lips against your neck.
>The few moments she's drinking from you will never feel like a pleasurable eternity before she stops and looks down at you with a blush on her face and heart pupils.
>She'll never tell you that it's your turn to feel good as you feel something wet press against your crotch.
Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476528
wow people have a good memory here.

i dont even read all greentext and i can only remember 1/3th of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476557
How do you dare you say any vampire would be 3DPD, I'll kill you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476538
I've never seen a good yandere story on here, so if you'd be kind enough to link me to some it'd be greatly appreciated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476564
Then don't post 3DPD vampires, or if not you, tell that anon who I responded to not to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476562
>i can only remember 1/3th of them
Well there's your first problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476552
I thought about it too, but then you'd remove two of the key traits of a Wurm

If you want to make up for her weakness you're better off giving her a weird ability or some kind of magic like healing or earth magic

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476562
>wow people have a good memory here.
I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476560
>not getting feeded on through the dick
It's like you don't even want to go into a weird coma and see her memories interspesed with her nursing you with soup.

[Anonymous No.]

I would like a Valkyrie who's obsession with making me a hero increases as time goes by

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476575
i mean do you know how long ago it was posted? wasnt it like at least a year ?

[Anonymous No.]

How long can a shog stare at her crush

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476576
Space gojira looks like she came from the 80's. And it wants her hairstyle back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476578
>not getting feeded on through the dick
Why would I want her to bite my penis?
That wouldn't feel good at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476576
Space Goji?
>>15476581
I don't necessarily remember how long ago it was posted, I'm just aware of the fact I've seen it posted before. That, and the subject matter and meh writing are something I picked up on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476589
Getting bit by a Vampire feels good.
So getting bit by a Vampire in the dick feels good in two ways.

[Anonymous No.]

how spooky are ghosts and skeletons

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476598
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476598

Spooky enough to send shivers down your spine

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476599
do they like being complimented on spookiness

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476604
Only if it generates fear boners.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476598

The spookest

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476576
She seems like she'd be a himedere.
I wish to stroke her hair while she "Ooo-hohoho!'s

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476593
Anon, the only time I want a vampire's mouth near my dick is during blowjobs or facefucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476590
might be because of english being my second language but i can never really tell when a story is badly written. i get very badly thats obvious.

but between this greentext and another i cant see much difference in quality.

whats the main difference that improves the quality of writing ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476607
that is cute and spooky how adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476523
>non-loli baphomets that dont care about pseudo-incest
thats exactly what i want

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476610
Why not combine blowjobs and feeding? She could sink her teeth into your knob and worm her tongue all around to get the blood really flowing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476611
English is my native language, and I still fuck up with it.
>whats the main difference that improves the quality of writing ?
Grammar, construction, and flow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476607
I want to date and finally marry and impregnate a spooky onryo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476580
There was a green text about a Valkyrie getting corrupted, did anyone cap it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476622
What part of "No biting the dick" don't you get?
Sharp pointy objects and my fucking dick don't mix.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476624
so are most popular writers here English? i cant see someone getting good flow wit ha second language.

or is that greentext grammatically horrible as well ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476631
Not even just a little scraping while she's bobbing her head up and down?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476639
No. She doesn't even need blood when it comes to blowjobs. She can get my energy through my semen.
Now if she wanted to ride me while drinking from me then that's another story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476611
Alp please. Your language is a load of bullocks.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, do me a favor. Watch my sheep while I'm gone.

...Seriously, do not take your eyes off her. She likes to set things on fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476646
Well all right, but I can't promise she won't be pregnant when you come to get her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476641
Vampires get it through blood

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476657
Why are you so fixated on me getting my dick bitten?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476661
Dick biting is the ultimate expression of love. It's like sounding in that way: you really have to love and trust her to let her do things like that to your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476677
And hate your own body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476661
I'm not him, just saying vampires get energy from blood alone.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to take a Dhampir ballroom dancing

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476646
Sure. No one can escape my eagle eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476646
You can actually count with me, I'm not interested in sheeps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476677
>sounding
Fuck off with that /d/ bullshit, I should've known.

[Anonymous No.]

>Huh? My eyebrows?
>They're pretty thick, I guess.
>I could shave 'em. You know, if you think they're ugly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476712

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476712
But they're cute! They look like little clouds!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476712
>>15476720
Gonna lick those eyebrows and rob a strip mall

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476470
But Anon that would be great, she'd be just like Wednesday Addams

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V8wDnSopaY

[Anonymous No.]

When being asked about what makes the Sabbath's Girl Scout cookies so delicious, they say this:
>Magic? No. They are just lovingly made by the hands and feet of little girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476524
I'm going to spank that fat Lich bottom so hard it'll knock her tattoos off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476749
Wait, did they say feet? I must have misheard them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476749
>Baphomet using her hooves to knead the cookie dough
>Afterwards, her husband picks her up and licks her hooves clean of all the batter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476739
Oh my, what a scary onee-san.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15471596
I was bored and... well, here you go \o/

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476771
YYYOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476771
Holy shit, thank you Barb!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476773
I-I LIKE YOUR TAIL!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476771
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476771
Barb please open commissions again I want to throw money at you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476771
B A S E D

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476771

That's really good. Like, not even in a strictly 'Gets my dick hard' way, you're really talented. Great job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476771
Holy mother that's nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476771
I want to intercrural that Wendigos thick hammy thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476856
That's how you get surprise babbies anon. That, and the backdoor drip from anal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476771
Damn, that's good

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476771
It looks like someone is about to take her weapon and she's going to cry

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476771
Nose could look less anime though, like your older drawings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476863
Wendigo daughterus are a small price to pay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476771
FUCK YEAH! Thanks for this my man!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476863
If you had a butt baby, as in your waifu got pregnant thanks to the cum dripping out of her ass after a night of rough and hard anal, would it be weird?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15474691
Is that in the pastebin of his? Because I'm looking there and I am not seeing it

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476900
Yes, it would be weird, from all the horrendous teasing she'd suffer at your hands from being reminded she was an anal baby. Also, probably have a secretly huge anal fetish that she can't admit out of fear of further teasing.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey Anon, I love you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476929
I hate me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476929
God those ears.

I just wanna touch 'em!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476929
I love you and your ears too

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476929
Don't worry. You'll grow out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476929
She looks like I just gave her a cookie.

Perhaps she would like another.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476929
No you don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476901
http://touchfluffytail.org/?tag=series-wight-snow

Tread into it if you dare, but at least LDR can fucking write like RS can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476929
Come back when lose those dumb ears and gain some tentacles

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476929
There was a rat on my house yesterday. I wonder where it went.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15477003
>at least LDR can fucking write, like RS can.
ftfy

[Anonymous No.]

Dullahans don't get enough love

[Anonymous No.]

>>15477106
Meh, it's not something worth losing your head over.

[Anonymous No.]

>Be Order soldier in one of the biggest city
>Just relaxing with other soldiers
>Town gets invaded by monsters
>Have to fight them
>They are way too strong
>Give up and run away
>Live in a small village for a few month
>Come back to the city out of curiosity
>Monsters roaming the streets everywhere
>Men are all dressed loosely
>Everyone seems happy one way or another
>Find an old friend
>Ask him what happened since I left
>He says some kind of demon took over the land
>Poverty and crime have gone down so much that soldiers are no longer required
>He is now a server at his wife's bar
>He invites me for a beer or two
>Enter the bar
>The bartender is a 6"5 Demon
>He casually kisses her and asks her for 2 beers
>She's his wife
>Try to ignore the maleficent aura coming from her
>Get drunk and have fun with my old friend all day long
>About to leave when the Demon grabs me
>Tells me that those beers weren't free
>A group of P'Orc pop out from the back door and circle me
>Get carried away while my "friend" apologizes from a distance

Don't forget people, no matter how great a monster society looks, you have to keep in mind that monsters have absolutely no morals and that they will abuse your body for their own pleasure

[Anonymous No.]

>>15477106
I'd give one all my love if they did something like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>15477159
Implying I deserve better

[Anonymous No.]

>>15477159
I know what this is trying to do, but all I can think of is how hilarious it would be if the soldier thinks he's going to get raped, but it turns out that most of the P'orcs are married and they just want him to be their warband's quartermaster.
One of them definitely would spend more time around him than is normal though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15477106
>Go on holiday to Ireland, doctor's and family's orders
>Gram and Gramps are happy to see you, it's been forever since you last visited them, their hugs are warm and sad at the same time
>Their cottage is as small as you remember, far removed from the bustling Emerald Isle of Somalia that Dublin's become
>You still remember to pay your respects to Mother Mary at the miniature shrine, make yourself at home and turn in for the night, writing in your journal
>It's strange, though. You could swear you saw a horseman on the hills near the cottage that night.
>Tell your grandparents about it, they go as white as sheets.
"No, you didn't see a damned thing."
>Try to argue with Gramps, he's getting more and more angry as you go on
"AH'M TRYING TO TELL THIS DAFT FOOL OF A GRANDSON HE DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING."
>He's practically yelling at your grandmother now as she tries to calm him down
>Pain flares up in your side, and they calm down when they notice you bent over the wooden table, rushing to get your medicine
>Through the sweat and pain, you grimace
>Cancer, pancreatic. What a shit roll of the dice.
>You still see the rider that night, but don't make any mention to Gramps about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15477177
>Emerald Isle of Somalia
hi /pol/

[Anonymous No.]

>>15477160
I hope she's not claustrophobic

[Anonymous No.]

>>15477186
And then there's this guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>15477172
Everyone deserves better than rape

Except elves

[Anonymous No.]

Woop have a fluffy demon

[Anonymous No.]

>>15477217
Oh het, it's Hyphen! Good to see you haven't forgotten us lad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15477225
I prefer not posting stuff that's not MGQ/MGE related or a monstergirl. The cold of winter killing my drive to draw isn't helping either

[Anonymous No.]

I feel you. Glad you aren't dead though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15477236
But winter has ended for a while now Hyphen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15477217
So is this like a Druella corrupted Werewolf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15477225
>>15477244
Fuck, I should go to sleep or something, my posting is disgraceful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15477247
>He doesn't know winter is coming

[Anonymous No.]

>>15477247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNIYob8nC7o

>>15477257
Not MGE related, tho she's basically a demon and a basilisk combined

[Anonymous No.]

>>15477247
It's winter in shitposting land.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15477274
What is Hyphens country of origin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15477284
Straya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15477247
>Never to be continued
Literally the battle cry of Negawalker and Bollocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476929
Gonna make maus babies! Gonna rub daughteru heavy belly!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15477284
>>15477273

[Anonymous No.]

>>15477284
he's from ur a gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>15476127
Dante's Circle of Lust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15477140
God damnit Anon

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>15477416
Gonna pat her tongue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15477106
I wonder when Peny intends to rewrite that train molestation story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15477177
Continue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15477478
Nah, I realized how generic and contrived the greentext was going to be. Sorry to disappoint you once again, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15477486
So Anon dies of Pancreatic Cancer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15477159
For all of the MGs he gave you up for, He chose the P'Orcs. Seriously, why not that shy little Nightmare that was eyeing you since you entered the bar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15477491
Just like real life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15477501
The P'Orcs forced them to do it. They would wreck the bar if they didn't get that fresh meat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15477491
More like he contemplates suicide by throwing himself off the cliff of a nearby fishing hamlet only to meet the Dullahan who poses the pseudo-philosophical question of why he'd want to die at such a young age when he has so much more to live for.

Only to result in him spending more time with her, even though he gets the feeling she's not exactly what he thinks she is, with clammy skin and a disdain for being looked at directly.

She follows him through his chemo treatment, revealing herself to be his family clan's Dullahan as he's on his deathbed from the pancreatic cancer, only for him to die. Then the body disappears in the morgue and open ended bullshit ending because fuck having a downer ending.

You know, the typical generic schlock that I pump out ad infinitum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15477524
The last fucking thing an amateur writer should worry about is being original. Cement your style and prose. You can shoot for the moon after that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15477511
Even MGs can't save me from real life

>>15477515
This is why you invest in Girtablilu bouncers. Very efficient.

>>15477524
Still better than going back to the city and living life normally then dying after a few months with no love coming his way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15477562
I have no style/schtick or prose worth noting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15477416
mouf

[Anonymous No.]

>>15477591
That's a real fuckin' bummer, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15477620
Yeah I know man, it fucking blows chunks man. Just like your bowling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15477106
They don't deserve love, they watch all the Baseball and Rapeball games for free by lifting their heads above the fence!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15477629
Ice fucking cold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15477501
Hey, hey!

Only one green text story shenanigans per girl per thread! Nightmare already had one.

It's the law.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15477659
Pfft.
I'd rather have even generic greentexts, than the one single guy spamming images with absolutely no text like he's been doing this whole thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15477659
...How about that shy cyclops at the other end of the bar that is also eyeing Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15477685
Acceptable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15477659
That's the fattest Holstaur ass I've ever seen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15477659
What happens if I post another greentext story shenanigans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15477685
She can watch.

[Anonymous No.]

I like flat monsters with no ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>15477693
Poor girl. Can't do anything when the group of P'Orcs carrier Anon away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15477728
Then wait until they are done with him.

>>15477737
Flat is justice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15477752
He'll be exhausted by then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15477752

but not loli

[Anonymous No.]

Overly sexy dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to date twin dullahans because we were childhood friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>15477659
Baked goods made with REAL Holst milk!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15477788
but which head do you hold while the other kisses you

[Anonymous No.]

Canadian monstergirl for Canada day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>15477659
Lemme at that shortstack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15477756
Not if she give him the Manticore venom for some weird reason she always caries with her.

>>15477770
But.. Witches are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15477659
>>15477659
wanna make that cow smile!
Gonna Cuddle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15477819
WENDIGO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>15477862
I'd rather a holst or moosegirl.
blue jay harpy works too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15477871
Or WENDIGO! That's all I've got buddy, take it or leave it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15477848
But that would be rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>15477871
Big clumsy Moose Girl who stumbles into a sleepy town drunk and singing lewd songs about being a lumberjack.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n7y_j_nbBg

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl would be most impressed with me learning multiple languages?

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>>15477862
>>15477875

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>>15477924
YES

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>>15477913
Either the smartest ones or the dumbest ones.

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>>15477913
Hakutaku-sensei would be excited at the chance to talk with someone in Esperanto.

Also NEET Monsters would want you to translate their Japanese doujins

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>>15477924
Cute!
Cute!
More on the way is because the busty one is going to jump him, isn't it?

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>>15477893
Not if no one knows.

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>>15477932
He would.

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>>15477924
>This is my meat! Get your own!

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>>15477941
Yeah.. About that..

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>>15477986
Yeah?

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>>15477924
>filename
Mmmm

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>>15477901
Needs a nice squirrel girl for a companion.

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How do you turn submissive monsters into rape monsters

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>>15477930
Hakutaku needs more content.
I'm not sure touhou and their catchy songs can fill my lion-ox shaped hole.

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If anyone wants it, I have an OP ready.
It has a lich picture, "Monster Girl Thread" in the subject, and an OP comment that isn't awful. It's a little longer than one sentence though, but it's a discussion point, I guess.

I'll wait for archival, unlike some assholes.

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>>15478044
Bless you.

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>>15478053
If you say so. Although now I'm curious, I wonder what the most wordy OP we've had is.
Not that people pay much attention to the OP after, say, 100 posts, but still. Good start to the thread always helps, I think.

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>>15477501

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>>15478086
All she needed was some liquid courage.

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>>15478086
Gonna bully that dream horse.

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Would you be a dragon slut?

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>>15478023
Depends on the species. You could wave red in front of them, you could deprive them of sex or other basic necessities...

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>>15478106
No, they'd be my sluts.

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>>15478023
Anon, they're all rape monsters.
All you need to do is let on for one moment that you're a potential rape target.
That crying little mouse? That's just her strategy to get your dick in her.
As soon as she knows you're some wimp-ass metrosexual pushover you're going to wake up tied to your bed with rodent pussy on your meatstick.

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>>15478106
You mean there are people that wouldn't?!

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>>15478106
I just want to be loved. Why can't I be loved.

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>>15478086
>Moar Nightmare
HOORAY!

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>>15478132
With Dragons, you have to prove you're strong enough not to be a possession.

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>>15478106
No. I'd be a Dragon's childhood friend and cuddlebuddy though.

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why does this have 1000 replies?

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>>15478177
Welcome to the monstergirl discussion containment thread, not to be confused with the monstergirl games general of /vg/ or monstergirl porn general of /d/

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>>15478177
How fucking new are you?
Alternatively, how old are you and how long have you been away?

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>>15478177
1715. Why are you asking?

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>>15478177
Is there a problem, buckeroo?

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>>15478086
>tfw wrote that bad Nightmare pretending to be a Unicorn green text specifically to attract late night
>It doesn't work

Well we got more Nightmare art out of >>15477501 so I'm fine with this.

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>>15478213
If you write something with the primary reason being to attract Latenight, it will only repel him.
You need to not want it to get it. Like rare drops in Monster Hunter.

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>>15478199
no just curious

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>>15478177
Why ask why?

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>>15478231
i probably should have typed how instead

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>>15478213
>tfw one of my shitty greentexts got art from him
It was literally the highlight of my week.

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>>15478228
Not the first time anyone has questioned the number of posts in his thread. Last time I recall that happening was some dude from /a/ checking this place out due to curiosity.

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>>15478227
Does that mean Latenight is a desire sensor?

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>>15478243
me too
it's surprising to me to see threads with 1000+ replies that are not stickies or gets

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>>15478248
He had one implanted into him upon birth.

>>15478251
These threads used to be able to easily hit 3000 posts a while ago. I can't remember if we ever hit 5000, but we definitely got 4000 once or twice in the past.

And this thread in particular has had less people posting in it than normal.

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>>15478129
I'm a slut only to my lovable lamian spitfire.

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>>15478258
that's impressive.

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>>15478258
Yeah, we're missing like 15 people compared to the last thread.

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>>15478258
I'll agree that the post count hasn't been getting to 3k recently, but the number of unique posters is pretty high. 164 is decent when our low point was something around 70.

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>>15478241
I know, right? It's a nice feeling, to inspire something.

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>>15478213
Wow. I'm proud.

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>>15478311
God damn that's fucking adorable!

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>>15478241
I've gotten more of my ideas/greentexts illustrated by Latenight than I probably deserve. Some have legitimately brought a tear to my eye though.

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>>15478289
People choosing not to post after the travesty at the end of last thread/start of this one.

>>15478290
Lots of new posters. We've been having a lot of new people here in the past few months. An especially noticable surge.

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>>15478352
>An especially noticable surge
I want to give a Raiju an especially noticeable surge in her ass.

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>>15478378
>Get a car battery
>Hook up the positive and negative terminals to cables ending in dick-shaped conductors
>One in her ass
>The other in her vagina
>Goggles on, stand back behind safety glass, and watch the show

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>>15478378
She keeps on asking "Is it in yet?"

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>paid for my first commission today
Excitement!

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>>15478404
Congratulations, what did they commission you for?

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>>15478404
KDF?

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>>15478410
No, I'm the one who got the commission. It's Kobolds.

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>>15478411
Yes, it's me!

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>>15478419
Thought so. Me and Snib have been talking about you on Gmail.

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>>15478414
Oh. How lame.

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>>15478427
Oh.

Ok!

>>15478429
For you.

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>>15478086
>Go to sleep that night
>Have a pleasant dream, you're in an open field, the sun is shining, and you're stretched out, enjoying the fresh air and birdsong.
>"Helloooo?! HIC!"
>Your dream begins to collapse, everything begins to look like it was hastily scrawled on a bar napkin
>That Nightmare from the bar is invading your dreams while drunk
>"Heeyyyy there you... There you are!"
>You see her stumbling over a hill, falling all over herself.
>"I forgot to ashk for your number, cutie!~"
>She's clearly struggling to alter your dream in her state, colors start to spill out everywhere and everything begins to warp out of control.
>Scream as the ground begins to collapse underneath you into a yawning, empty void.
>"Shhh... Don't scream baby... I can HIC.... I can handle this!"
>She drops her scythe and it falls into the abyss.
>"...Whoops."
>You look at her with a shocked expression.
>"Hey, have you sheen my shythe?..."
>They ground finally collapses underneath you, you fall screaming.
>You wake up in bed to your relief.
>Decide to not go back to sleep, make yourself some coffee and just wait until sunrise.

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>>15478482
>>She drops her scythe and it falls into the abyss.
>>"...Whoops."
>>You look at her with a shocked expression.
>>"Hey, have you sheen my shythe?..."

A nightmare can take a physical object into someone's dreams, and not only that, but come back out and leave it behind. I wonder if anything which falls into the abyss of the undream is lost to the subconcious. What would that do to a person taken into another person's dream?
Imagine if you could imprison people in other people's dreams, completely barring them off from the real, physical world.

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>>15478482
She's gonna need more liquid courage.