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>>15453728
That's a lot of bling for a bird.

Vampires a best.

>>15453740
What a messy eater!

>>15453740
Vampires a shit.

Kobolds are cute and deserve lots of kinky sex!

>>15453728
I want the winter back so I can bundle up with a yeti by the fireplace

>>15453740

>>15451971
>>15451986
>>15452020
I went to bed, woke up, showered, ate breakfast, etc.

>Intolerably lewd personality starts giving you a blowjob, making it as erotic as possible
>Personality switches to the quiet one
>She turns red like a tomato and stops to look around and make sure the two of you are alone before tentatively continuing
>Personality switches to the tomboy, who laughs and tells you that you taste good before bobbing her head up and down at a pretty quick pace
>Switches to the possessive personality
>She reaches up and grabs you tightly with her claws and tries to pull you as far into her throat as she can, with eyes staring up at you in adoration
>She makes sure you're as far down her throat as is physically possible when you cum
>Only after she's sure she's gotten every last drop of cum out does she slowly, almost reluctantly, let go of you and slide your dick out of her mouth
>She then starts to gently kiss and lick your dick while whispering that she loves you

>>15453743
She gets a bit too enthusiastic.

>>15453755
>>15453766
Such a wrong opinion.

>>15453772
>She reaches up and grabs you tightly with her claws and tries to pull you as far into her throat as she can, with eyes staring up at you in adoration
>She makes sure you're as far down her throat as is physically possible when you cum
Lewd.

Ooga booga where the dragon women at?

>>15453781
Raiding ice cream trucks.

>>15453781
They have no desire to be spammed.

>>15453772

>>15453736
Like a Werekitten.

I want to help the obese Nerdhound slim down a bit!

>>15453740
>a yandere tittypire will never force you to drink her milk while concealing you in a wing hug

I want just alice from mgq, I want dem snake cuddles

>>15453772
Chimeras have way too much potential to be as ignored as they are.

>>15453797

I want to sit her in my lap and play with her hair

>>15453811
Other features can stay, but the heads have got to go.

>>15453458
More like Thicksune.

>>15453815
Maybe if they were just shoulder-pad like pieces that stopped just before were the ears started and still had the horns.

That way she could still have elements of those beasts while not looking overly ridiculous.

>>15453827
>gazer
Of course she's in everything I wonder who is behind this.

>>15453827
Them thighs tho.

>>15453848
The thickest and bestest thighs

>>15453840
Jewnukis? Why would they do that?

>>15453755
Love dat fluffy tail.

>>15453821
Thick fox is best fox.

>>15453882
Wanna rub that fox belly.

>>15453882
>pregnant kitsunes
YES

>>15453882
That's a big litter.

>>15453882
Too small! Need to drink more fertility spring water! Bigger belly to rub! More Mofu daughters!

>>15453897
But then she wouldn't be able to move!

>>15453781
Shhhhh. Dragons are sleeping.

THICK Paladin-chans.
Massive, pious hips desperate for your cum.
Do your part today and waifu a veteran!

>>15453906
I'll pamper her so much she won't mind! Foot rubs in exchange for belly rubs! Chocolate Kisses in exchange for actual ones! Hot Tub for Hot Lady!

>>15453948
Nah, humans are dumb.

>>15453948
They can't produce milk though.

>>15453955
They can once you impregnate them!

>>15453882
>tfw no pregnant Kitsune to fuck

>>15453954
They're made for bugs, anyway.

>>15453965
You have your own board for that shit anon.

>>15453949
That'll certainly make things easier for her.

Don't forget to massage her back.

>>15453739
When your lifespan stretches out across dozens of human generations, you tend to accumulate wealth. But wherever you need to travel around because of your longevity, or because the banks start getting suspicious, it tends to be a good idea to liquidate some of your assests into highly portable and valuable items for convenience.

Muscle Hobgoblins

>>15454029
Would gladly sit in my lap and pamper.

>>15454029
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=57608438
Made for paizuri.

>>15454029
I want to explore her cave

>>15454069
I truly wish to see MGE Hobgobilins with more Granblue style proportions.

>>15454103
Yeah, that would be lovely.
The perfect shortstacks.

Figgot pls draw more butts, I need them. I need them all.

>>15454133
I wouldn't mind seeing monstergirls drawn with butts fatter than they're interpreted.

>>15454005
>Advice from a Dragon

OL

>>15453887
>>15453891
>>15453895
>>15453906
>>15453949

But are you willing to make sacrifices for the baby?

>>15454157
>fat lactating titties and musclegirls in the previous thread
>big plump rears in this one
Blessed be.

>>15454159
I prefer my lolis with curves and big butts thank you very much.

God fucking dammit. I told myself that I would never ever fall for this monstergirl shit.

... But the Ushi-Oni is so goddamn cute. God. What the fuck is wrong with me. I've fallen head over heels for a fucking spidergirl. You guys win. I'm a monsterfag now, as much as it pains me to say it.

>>15453840
What do you mean of course?

>>15453882
That dumb fox got herself pregnant! What a slut!

>>15454175
How'd you even start to like her and come here in the first place?

>>15454175
Okay?

>>15454175
what took you so long

>>15454175
Think of the paladins, Anon. Think of how sad they will be when they find out that you converged.

>>15454175
Are you the guy from /tg/

Fat-bottomed Oni

>>15453827
THICC
H
I
C
C

>>15454182
She was posted in /tg/. I don't even know how it happened. I just fell in love with her in like a day.

Maybe I was just too closed-minded before.

>>15454175
>But the Ushi-Oni is so goddamn cute
Do you even know how an Ushi Oni is apart from that pic?

>>15453948
Sure, but I'm not a paladin like her, and I'm no good in a fight.

>>15454226
He likely isn't aware of their snusnu nature.

>>15454205
>fat-bottomed Oni with small breasts
CBT alert!

>>15454215
>I don't even know how it happened. I just fell in love with her in like a day.
A boy falls in love with a girl

Ch 101 of Moose's story

http://anonymoosesaga.pbworks.com/w/page/109118392/Chapter%20101


>Duke is in some tower, protecting it while waiting for the Empire for help
>Takes an arrow through the shoulder & is taken to a safe room
>Wight appears & uses heal: it's super effective
>Uses sweet talk + always watching over you; Duke uses dead parents + dead sister: it's somewhat effective
>Wight says the future's been affected by an something (Hint: It's the MC), then disappears
>Soldiers appear: THE WALL gates have been taken from the enemy
>Duke: "There's still hope"



>Story time with mad scientist
>"I actually brought Big Guy Miniboss to the room you were going to, MC"
>"You touched demon energy w/o dying last time & I want to study you"
>"Just business last time: sorry about the killing part"
>Something about the Tower of Babel (yes, Babel) & man's folly & the god's punishment
>"My secret club (invitation only + change your name to a letter 'V') wants to study the magic that man lost after Babel"
>"My zombie spy told me you had magic crystal; then, I planned to get you by yourself"
>MC finally says that mad scientist will fail when reinforcements arrive
>Mad scientist: "I made Golem 2: Electric Boogaloo"



>Duke + soldiers defend the gate against the enemy's battering ram
>Considers to ask the wight for help, ignores it
>Duke + soldiers thrown back, steam punk mecha armor appears
>Mecha is made of black iron, very big, has one red eye seen through the helmet, unscratched
>Voice from the miniboss count: "Check this new toy I got"



WE MECHA NOW

>>15454236
Shuten-Douji doesn't do that stuff, even though a lot images focus in her feet for whatever reason.

>>15454239
I don't loathe Moose, but I kinda want to see him do MGE oriented stuff outside of his story.

>>15454226
Look man the important part is that I came into that /tg/ thread a monstergirl hater and left a spidergirlfag. That Ushi-Oni picture was just the gateway drug that made me realize that spidergirls are cute as fuck.

>>15454239
>Mecha is made of black iron, very big, has one red eye seen through the helmet, unscratched
I imagine this thing looks like a fantasy version of the Graze Ein?

>>15454250
She's to a normal Spidergirl what a Kobold is to a Hellhound.

But you probably don't even understand the comparation.

>>15454212
Why is THICC so perfect?

>>15454175
I hope you're prepared for the snusnu once the portal opens.

>>15454270
>She's to a normal Spidergirl what a Kobold is to a Hellhound.
Ehehehehe inside joke

>>15454270
Is there a particular reason you're being an elitist hipster, or is that just your nature?

>>15454280
He probably doesn't even know what the seal is for!
OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

>>15454287
Heh

>>15454286
He isn't being an elitist hipster, he's just being rather genuine in regards to what you're getting into.

>>15454287
It's a convenient excuse. In reality it's just a fancy decoration but Ushis for generations have lied about needing it, one little "sorry honey I couldn't help it, my seal slipped" and all is forgiven.

We need to educate husbands so that they know the truth.

>>15454276
She looks like she could give birth again and again without trouble.

>>15454311
>Settle into an endless look of fucking, pregnancy, and birth with your waifu

It'd be the perfect life, if not for the absurd amount of children.

>>15454175
Here's a cute Ushi-Oni story for you to read, /tg/-kun. Line 110.
http://pastebin.com/CBGb3We4

>>15454331
Just live in a premodern society with a 50% infant mortality rate and all those babbys become indispensable.

>You will never eat burg with a doggo


Kill me. Life just hurts so much.

>>15454349
>indispensable
You're looking for the other word. Dispensable.
And I could never consider my children that. They're as precious as the waifu.

Rugby monster girls are sexy.

>>15454376
>Dispensable
No, you need all of them because any and all of them might die.

>>15454379
explain

new commission art soon friends.

>>15454380
Oh, I see what you mean.
At first I thought you meant that living in that society, they'd die at such a rate that you wouldn't have to worry about having too many children. Nevermind.

>new thread
>still no response from anon about story
>Moose releases new chapter
At this rate Moose'll end up using a cursed sword/armor with Hakumen's personality before then.
Oh well, at least I still have future plans for stories to keep me going for now.

>party at campfire
>loli Echidna being pestered by the Apophis to take up dark magic and minor alchemy
>Lamia geomancer trying to get her to learn earth magic and major alchemy
>Echidna proceeds to ignore them once they get at eachother's throats
>Asks the dragon if she can teach her to breath fire
>Two others do the same

>>15454384
There is nothing to explain.

>>15454399
Why are loliflayers so good?

>>15454239
That Bapho's design is better than the vanilla one IMO. Then again we've yet to see an 'actual' Baphomet by KC which wouldn't be among his earliest borderline-amateur drawings.
So what volume does Ba'el first appear in?

>>15454239
Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan!

>>15454407
>That Bapho's design is better than the vanilla one IMO
Even as a fan of the original design I'd have to agree.

>>15454392
Nice. Hope you'll start getting kejourou in group pictures too.

>>15454406
Because they're acute.

>>15454406
They're cute little things that want to make their onii-chan smile.

>>15454440
I want a loli mindflayer to clumsily invade my mind and give me a vague feeling of joy!

>>15454407
>So what volume does Ba'el first appear in?

Volume 5

ch 71 (in a disguise)

ch 74 (actual form)

>>15454406
Because they are small, squishable, and cuddly.

>>15454426

That would be nice.

I'll have to think of some ideas and who to include.

>>15454448
I want a squishyflayer to invade my mind and make me think I'm a shota. I'm a kid now, I'm a squid now.

>>15454372
Lanka is a cute pupper. Shame I keep forgetting the name of the series she's from.

>>15454399
>At this rate Moose'll end up using a cursed sword/armor with Hakumen's personality before then.
I'd paint her white if you know what I mean.

>>15454392
Wunderbar!

>>15454479
>being turned into her childhood friend
That doesn't sound so bad...

>>15454485
That's a thick werecat.
Gonna feed her fish and scritch her ears.

>>15454372
I want to eat her. By sandwiching her between two pillows so she can't move and licking her down there.

>>15454399
Why are lolis with black sclera so adorable?

>>15454482
Murenase

>All these anons being seduced by the eldritch whore just because she's travel-sized
Enjoy being squid codpieces

>>15454479
I like the thing where someones inner-self is different than their physical appearance.

For instance, a mindflayer intrudes a knights mind only to find an insecure child inside.

>>15454419
He needs to make a redraw, really. The original is passable if you look at Lamia or Echidna, but this isn't saying much. Imagine her with Satyros level of detail elaboration, on fur and hooves and so on, plus maybe a complete remake of her blank clothes by adding some demonic/radical faction tunes KC loves so much. She could get on a whole new level.

>>15454462
That's pretty far in. Thanks.

>>15454503
>squid codpieces
If it's a loli mindflayer, you'll be a squid teddybear.

>>15454484
Can't paint a white knight of a cursed sword any whiter, anon.
Not even with, like, a thousand faceless old men.

>>15454503
I don't have to be a squid if I don't want to be.

>>15454501
Thanks.

>>15454506
>The pious white knight is just a scared little kid playing out a power fantasy
I'd buy it. Curious to see what would be rattling around in the minds of other Order folks.

>>15454513
Yes, because being a brainless husk for her to rape endlessly is so much better.

>>15454503
I'm down with the 'bome no matter what size she is, anon.

>>15454270
Elitist AND too stupid to know how an analogy works. You fucked up the order dumbass.

>>15454538
We'd rape eachother equally.

>>15454538
They want a man who loves them for what they they are, not a slave.

>>15454520
>Enters mind of one priest
>Sees all evils of the world
>Gets a long lecture about the nature of good and evil, and that man is superior than angels for reasons
>Smells mabo tofu
It was then that mindflayer-chan decided to not enter the minds of priests with mullets.

>>15454551
I personally picture the preists as being self-flagellating. They grew up as sympathizers or even wanting to fuck a monster, so their families sent them away to have the holiness beaten into them.

>>15454562
>insane firebrand turns out to be thinking non-stop about his monoeye childhood friend

I want to put my finger in my mouth and stick it in a mindflayer's ear. That will teach her how it feels like to be flayed.

>>15454562
>"I wanna fuck horse pussy!"
>"No son of mine will be some limp-wristed demonlord supporter! This is a chief god supporting house! You're going to priest school until you straighten up!"
>Guy becomes a decent priest
>Nicknamed Mr. Holy Hands
>Has orgies with the nuns, who were turned into Dark Priests because of him letting certain monsters sneak in

Jiffic is a nice artist and Gazerfag has nice taste in outfits.

What monster girl has the best hips?

The best thighs?

The best feet?

The best claws?

The best paws?

>>15454239
Who are you anyway? I missed some threads but you just appeared from nowhere. Were you moose all along?

I mean, before we only "discussed" it rarely.

>>15454590
You can a Chimera to make the best of all worlds.

>>15454590
Lamia
Wight
Lich
Wyvern
Anubis

>>15454590
>Best hips
>Best thighs

I am genuinely interested

Anyone got that picture of an anubis geting her ears or head scratched?

>>15454485
Why does she have the triforce on her belt?

>>15454583
>Pulling on the string
Even though she's naked by default this is still hot.

>>15454616
This one?

>>15454590
>What monster girl has the best hips?
Wurm

>The best claws?
Wurm!

>The best thighs?
WURM

>The best feet?
WUUUURM

>The best paws?
WUUUUUUUUUURM

>>15454656
Why is molesting the ears of monster girls so much fun?

>>15454656
Yes, that's exactly the one. Thank you.

>>15454667
Because they get pleasure from it as well. Like those nice little shivers you get from ASMR, just turned up to eleven, and coursing through their whole body. Plus, it's even more intimate to them than it is if it's done to us.

>>15454583
Jiffic is cool, I actually got a delivery from him before.

>>15454590
Demon/Wight
Familiar
Familiar
Familiar

>>15454679
True.
Nothing would be better than pinning down a kitsune and molesting her ears for hours on end.

>>15454590
>The best thighs?
Wight.
>The best feet?
Elf/demon.
>The best claws?
Salamander.
>The best paws?
Manticore.

I want to molest the ears of an oppai loli manticub.

>>15454721
>still no art of an oppai loli Manticore

>>15454729
Indeed, it's truly a shame.

She'd try to act all smug to you only for you to sit her in your lap and begin molesting her ears

>>15454729
Good. Let's keep it that way.

>>15454748
>>She'd try to act all smug to you only for you to sit her in your lap and begin molesting her ears
Nigga, if an oppai loli is on your lap you don't just molest her ears.

I want to marry a farm girl Wolfu and have a cozy life with her in the mountains.

>>15454754
Of course you do!
You molest them till she's red-faced and panting.
That way she Offers you something else to feel, hefting her chest up while undoing the buttons.

>>15454754
That's right, you also kiss her cute little bulb!

>>15454766
>That way she Offers you something else to feel, hefting her chest up while undoing the buttons.
That's the ticket. Best if she's a brown pailoi Manticore.

What if you gathered every shy Dragon hatchling and brought them together? Would you get a wish?
Or will you just have a bunch of soon-to-be-cranky hatchlings that will want food eventually?

>>15454770
Tan brown so you see where the tanlines are or naturally chocolate colored?

Would you want to see her do seated paizuri with you, her eyes looking up at you while she suckles your member?

>>15454792
It'd be cute if she attempted to give a nursing hand/pawjob, but her arms weren't long enough and she'd have to use her tailpussy instead.

>>15454819
That would be cute.
Know what would also be good?
Paizuri where she latches her tailpussy to your tip so she can attack you in two ways at once.

I'm going to challenge a Mindflayer in a submission match

I'll make her tap out with an arm bar

>>15454827
>Paizuri where she latches her tailpussy to your tip so she can attack you in two ways at once.
I actually had that idea as well.

>>15454606

Not him luckily...

Been skimming through Moose's works for a while to see how it will go making the MC + harem nigh invincible while making the antagonists crazier and eviler

>Wonder if it will crash and burn in the long run

>or if the characterization will change for the better

>>15454834
I don't think arm bars work on things that don't have skeletons..

>>15454837
It would allow her to grin up at you and whisper smug things about how you look with her tits and tail milking you.

>>15454841
I'll still give it a go, what's the worst that can happen?

>>15454699
Wrong reply target, but very correct words.

>>15454838
Usually the longer you do something the better you get, but I think it got too crazy, to be brief.

That said, who knows what can happen, I still get some fun out of it. Wonder if he'll go for the 200 mark and end up even crazier.

>>15454786
They would get all clingy to you and you'll have to feed them. Their mothers would do the same.

>>15454838
I sometimes wonder if I'll end up like Moose if my story reaches a similar length?
Oh wait, I'm too fond of at least 2 bad guys being pretty cool and not completely evil, MC not being top dag and sometimes relying on pocketsand or 2v1 to win hard fights, and MC only getting shit that's useful and not flashy.
I only really have to worry about the insanity, I guess.

>>15454890
>Discover a handful of Dragon eggs
>They hatch and the little Dragon girls of varying types all imprint on you
What would monster girls think of single fathers?

>>15454970
Unsung heroes. Basically the opposite of what the real world thinks of them.

>>15454922
Those elf titties are fine.

Is there any point in looking at the other fallen brides or is Mimiru the best by far?

>>15454987
She's okay.

>>15454970
Better question.
What would his daughters think of him once they turn teen?

>>15454922
>I sometimes wonder if I'll end up like Moose if my story reaches a similar length?

How many stories are out there of similar length, in the first place?

You have Moose's, obviously, which goes without saying.
Then you have Losenis' which he linked a couple threads ago, and the wordcount is automatically shown on the page at around 650k in 76 chapters

That's the only two I know of, though. Laska and Me is 20+ but I've never read it and I sure as fuck won't going by what I heard around here to figure out if it's actual lengthy chapters or just a bunch of quick short ones.

>>15454970
Men who need a woman in their lives.

>>15454995
An embarrassment as all her friends think he's a DILF.

>>15454970
A good light, I would imagine.

>Wurm imprinted the roomba as her mother and your Randy Savage poster as her father
>The rest follow you around everywhere, hiding behind your legs

>>15455004
Can you imagine the shitstorm that would ensue once one of them let it get out that their dad is single and has been for years?

>>15455005
>Little dragon girls following like ducklings
>You come to a sudden stop and they all fall on top of each other

Oh god my heart

>>15454987
I'm more into Francisca myself.

>>15454153
You know, this is legitimately good advice and dragons are supposed to be pretty wise and whatnot, but somehow I can't help forming some association with Gold Member.

>>15455002
Mine didn't get very far before shit happened. Overall, it's going to be fairly long and clusterfucked with characters at some point, some of whom will be cameos.
I also plan on it basically being "MC wants to do X, but ends up getting into Y after various events as the story progresses" type of story.

>>15455022
Ask him if he ever gets lonely while the daughter tells them to stop it.

>>15455022
Imagine if it happens during a PTA meeting though.
>"Your father is a good looking man. I'm honestly jealous of your mother"
>"Oh me and my sisters don't have a mother. Dad found us as eggs and raised us on his own."
>"...Wait does that mean he's single?"
>"Yeah. Always has been. Why?"
And then anon felt a cold chill and the stare of all the single mothers and teachers in the room on his back.

>>15455030
>All crash into eachother
>Wyvern starts crying
>Jabberwock tries to cheer her up, being her big sister and all
>Ryu gets into a tantrum
>Dragon climbs up your leg and hangs off your back
>Wurm eats your WiiU

>>15454609

A chimera you say.

>>15454987
I'm more of a Koyoi guy, there's something about the whole former monster murderer turned into what she used to hunt thing that does it for me.

>>15455057
This is where he lets out a hearty laugh and ruffles the hair of the questioning girl right?

>>15455061
Dadnon is going to be married by month's end isn't he?

>>15455078
That's just a clusterfuck.

>Get home all tired and exhausted after a long and busy day out
>Mind defaults to thinking about waifu things
>Except I'm not thinking about how nice it'd be to unwind while being pampered by her
>But thinking about how nice it'd be to relax after the day by pampering her
>Sitting her on my lap, scratching and massaging her scalp
>Stroking her paws, brushing my fingertips over her knuckles and lightly tickling the grooves between her digits
>Stimulating each individual fur, and flipping her hands around to do the same to her pawpads, especially massaging the center pads with heavier, deep, slow circular movements

This waifu thing is getting more and more intense by the day. A line has clearly been crossed, but I don't know how - and don't want - to stop it at this point.

>>15455078
Someone needs to revoke that Lich's license, magic has gone too far.

>>15455074
>Headpat the wyvern and tell her it's going to be okay
>Praise the wocky for being a great nee-san
>Tell Ryu that big girls don't cry and if she stops, you are gonna buy her favorite candy
>Pretend to have wings with you new winged backpack
>Give wurm an apple pie

>>15455078
Ha, Chimera-chan is such a klutz!

>>15455078
DELET THIS

>>15455095
Yeah, but they keep trying.

>>15455120
But Anon, imagine the SEX!

>>15455124
So who's going to win the Dadbowl?

Will it be the CC dragon principle?
The Jinko next door that has made passes at him?
Or will it be one of the girls friends?

>>15455112
>giving treats to the Wurm who just ate your gaming console
Anon, you shouldn't reinforce or reward bad behavior.
>Night time
>Tucking them into their individual beds
>They fall asleep easily
>Go to bed yourself
>Wake up
>All are in bed with you
>Nuzzling and hugging the shit out of you

>>15455135
Alternate answer.
The awkward Anubis homeroom teacher with a heart of gold and the thighs of a goddess.

>>15455148
I think he's giving her the pie to keep her from eating the console.
Which one would like the Battle Network games the most? Because you bet your ass I'd download all of them if I had a Wii U.

>>15455155
>Which one would like the Battle Network games the most?
Definitely wyvern. Too bad about that hands thing though.

>>15455159
She can just watch me play them, because I'm a loser like that.

>>15455152
That would be quite nice.
Hopefully the kids don't walk in on him doing her doggy style.

>>15455155
I'd be careful about that, that's a good way to get a pudgy wurm.

>>15455165
They didn't see it, but they got sent to sleepovers with their friends that night so they put two and two together.
>"So dad, you're fucking our teacher now huh?"
>"Is she gonna be our mom?"
>"When's the wedding?!"
For the record, that's the Dragon, the Wurm, and the Jabberwock in order.
The Dragon's a bit of a snarker.

>>15455135
The nice human janitor.

>>15455155
>Jabberwock wants to play a metroid game
>Not Other M
>Ryu wants to play Mario
>Dragon wants to play Mario Party
>Wyvern wants to watch you play
>Wurm wants to play Drakengard

>>15455176
I can only imagine the dragons face when the dad tells her when the wedding is scheduled.

>>15455178
But she's weird and smells of chlorine.

>>15455178
I think the Janitor might have misconstrued that as a reference to them, rather than a joke about the whole monstergirl school situation with the weird outlier janitor, which is kind of a comedy trope.

>>15455152
>awkward Anubis homeroom teacher with a heart of gold and the thighs of a goddess
Time to sneak away with her into the nearest closet, heft her up by the thighs so she's pinned against the wall with her paws off the floor, and kiss and nuzzle her all over, with no sex yet because she's too pure and dedicated to her job for that.

>>15455198
>Janitor didn't like getting called a human

EVERYONE CALLED ME A CONSPIRACY THEORIST WHEN I SAID THIS BOARD WAS CONTROLLED BY TANUKIS INSTEAD OF HUMANS

WHO'S LAUGHING NOW

>>15455198
Embarrassing.

Please don't say lewd things in front of Wurms, they will get over excited and an excited Wurm without a safe outlet for her excitement can be dangerous.

>>15455189
It's hard to satisfy all those little girls. I would need a woman to do this, but who is the best candidate at taking care of 5 little lizards?

>>15455217
>implying tankui would do it for free

>>15455232
I want to hold hands with a wurm

>>15455233
>who is the best candidate at taking care of 5 little lizards?
The answer is always echidna. You'd end up making lots more babies besides, though. A kiki or hakutaku would be good backups.

>>15455234
The tanukis compile profiles of all the posts we make, and use that to advertise us for the most appropriate monstergirl.
So really, they're not doing it for free. All the desperate monstergirls pay them for information on the Anons.

>>15455244
And the anons get the most suitable monstergirl. It's a perfect system, aside from the fact that we never asked for this.

Wait. Didn't you just describe the dating service guy? The tricky little shits aren't even hiding it!

>>15455240
The Hakutaku teacher really is a good option. Wise, gentle, cute, nice tail, great with kids, great in bed.

>>15454590
H I P S

>>15455253
We never asked for it, and pointing it out will make you mysteriously disappear.
Speaking of, weird that the chain got deleted. Remeber all that talk about "Janny" and "Janet" so long ago? This was on the same level as that, but they seem rather contentious towards it. What's up with that, do you think?

Anyway, that Dating Service thing brings back some memories. Is he still going?
I think I remember getting a vigilante tinkerer coyote girl from that.

>>15455269
This is the artist that draws the thick fox maid.

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>>15455283
>you will never be cuddledommed by a hellhound

>>15455283
>you will never be kabe-donned by a dragon delinquent
>you will never escape because she is stunned by the sudden kiss you gave her

>>15455283
>you will never make a cute baby kobold with your beautiful kobold waifu

>>15455319
>Dragon
>Delinquent
I think a Dragon would be too much of a rich girl to be a real delinquent.

>>15455283
>you will never get a nursing handjob from a milky Kiki maid

>>15455326
Cute baby kobolds are for belly poking so they latch onto your hand.

>>15455337
And for petting, and for snuggling, and for watching them sleep all curled up on your chest!

>>15455333
Her hoard is other people's money.

>>15455342
You could even pat her head so that her tail starts wagging in her sleep.

>>15455349
Absolutely!

Kobold daughters are also absolutely not for fucking when they grow up.

>>15455354
See, that's where I'm gonna have to disagree with you anon.

>>15455354
How about fucking while young?

I want to be femdom'd by a lusty wolfu!

>>15455354
Even if they initiate?

>>15455369
I wouldn't mind a bug Werewolf so long as it's not that one.

>>15455369
I want to curbstomp a bitch!

>>15455382
A bug werewolf?
Are you doing super science again?

>>15455283
>you will never cuddle a litter of cuddly, purring werekittens and your werecat wife

>>15455386
Big Werewolf, even though the thought of a Lich creating a Werewolf/Arachne hybrid is pretty neat.

>>15455391
Could you imagine them napping in your lap, each of them curled up next to each other and purring while your wife naps against you?

>>15455398
Yep, that would be a pretty cool wolf spider.

>>15455400
I can, and I want nothing else in this world.

>>15455391
Why is this kitty sad?

>>15455309
One of the best fearboners. Being relentlessly hunted down by a hellhound, either with her taunting me during her hunt or silently chasing me, then riding me ragged after she inevitably catches me.

I wanna touch an Anubutts pawpads!

>>15455413
She spent all day on /hbg/

>>15455413
thinken of micegirls

>>15455432
What are micegirls thinking of?

>>15455438
Cheesegirls.

>>15455438
Snorting lines of Cheeto dust off of their husbands' dicks.

>>15455438
Why so many monster girls that would be their predators if they were all animals find them adorable now. Like that ojou werecat that has all of her maids be mousegirls.

>>15455438
Getting tied up and violated.

>>15455425
Making the strict Anubutt class rep ahegao by massaging her pawpads!

Gaooo~

Oiran monstergirls.

>>15455487
Don't make me break out the squirt bottle.
Daughterus are NOT allowed on the ceiling.

>>15455487
Her wings and torso are missing.

>>15455487
>"the fuck are you doing?"

>>15455495
Kej are pretty much that.

>>15455487
Does she catches prey with her tail while she is in that mode?

>>15455487
THEY'RE COMING OUTTA THE GODDAMN WALLS!

>>15455513
Suddenly I remember Alien

>>15455487
>Walk into a room and a Manticore drops down on you
Not going to lie, I'd probably soil myself.

>>15455499
She had to save on weight somehow

What part of a Yeti is most sensitive?

>>15455603
Abdomen

>>15455603
Her tum-tum and the center of her paws.

>>15454175
It's time.

Tell ze wurm of your problems yah?

>>15455622
SCANS

WHEN!?

>>15455622
I'm addicted to dragons and I can't stop.

>>15455622
Well, I'm pretty sure that an alley cat misinterpreted my reason for offering her a shower and meal at my place. How do I explain I don't want to fuck her?

>>15455622
if it meant ending my life I wish I could bring Monster girls to our world so everyone could have their own waifu

>>15455603
her heart

>>15455655
Couldn't you send us to their world instead? I don't want 3D monstergirls.

>>15455613
Thank you for your application to the Mofu Club and your expertise on where to rub mofu girls, a representative will be with you shortly to follow up

We don't make mistakes here.

>>15455674
that works to I just wanted everyone to be happy

>>15455685
>Cat Lamia

...I'd take it.

>>15455674
Would 2D girls even want a 3D guy? Let alone, a 3D, introverted, possibly unhygienic dork?

>>15455685
>Cat Lamia
Hmmm
>Two tails
Hmmmmmmm

>>15455685
This artstyle looks a tad familiar.

>>15455622
I have a crush on the big scary hellhound delinquent at school, but I just don't have the courage to confess to her!

>>15455675
Wait what? Damn foxes tricking me!

>>15455703
I think it's Ol' man Plague.

>>15455634
>>15455650
>>15455704

>>15455704
It's simple. You leave an unsigned love letter in her locker, and make sure to rub your sweat on it just a little bit. She'll take care of the rest.

>>15455695
You mean if you went there? I supposed if you go to their dimension you turn yourself 2D.

>>15455719
Oh geez oh man.

>>15455719
Will my smile get me a dragon? Will she treasure it deep in her heart?

>>15455685
Just another day of spilling your creative fluids and blaspheming against God in the safety of the barn.

>>15455715
Nah, Plague has a very distinctive style of linework, like you can see here.
It is another artist's depiction of him, though.
http://keanefoxsart.tumblr.com/post/145791187129/ross-of-plagues

>>15455719
Oh wow, you've finally learnt how to use spaces in your filenames.

>>15455531
RAPE OVER MAN!

>>15455732
>Oh wow, you've finally learnt how to use spaces in your filenames.

The hell are you going on about nerd?

>>15455732
>Oh wow, you've finally learnt how to use spaces in your filenames.
That's not him you baka neko
IT'S AN IMPOSTOR!

>>15455745
>>15455748
Oh, it's just someone reposting the image? Damn, I hadn't seen that one before, so I thought it was Latenight's new picture.

>>15455756
No
Baka

Thick muscle Cheshires with orange and black fur.

>>15455774
Wait a ticket, that doesn't sound like a Cheshire
That sounds like some sort of big cat. One that's going extinct. One that listens to Daryl Hall and John Oates Maneater on loop when working out at the gym
Damn. The name was on the tip of my tongue

>>15455774
We already have jinkos. Unless you want to give jinkos the ability to teleport and turn invisible.

In which case: you absolute madman.

>>15455786
I always felt horrible for Lisa from the first one

>>15455002
Or you could just read Laska and Me and not tell people in here about it if you're worried about incensing them. Bob's not the worst writer, but he's not the best.

I'm more troubled by his obsession with fucking furries, full package futa, and monsterboys.

>>15455774
Want to show a cheshire my butt, gonna show a cheshire my butt.

>>15455791
>Unless you want to give jinkos the ability to teleport and turn invisible.
KC mentioned something about Jinko/Cheshire hybrids didn't he?

>>15455818
>Getting this upset over a mention

Hi Bob

>>15455830
Oh man, I hope he did.

>>15455847
Yeah, I vaguely remember a mention of teleporting jungle werecat variants.

>>15454583
It's funny how a single person with a waifu is pretty much busy making Gazers well known amongst artists.

>>15455873
Gazerfag managed to get art from Fumio of all people, I'm mad jelly.

>>15455880
>yurishit

>>15455880
Yuri is verboten.

>>15455880
Huh. I like the red lines on her body.

>>15455487
Ceiling Manticore watching you fap.

>>15455888
>>15455891
Just posting it because she's cute. No need to jump on me about that.

>>15455880
>>15455890
The fuck are you doing? The images are not even new, so you know what are you doing.

>>15455888
Must be hard to kiss with all those teeth.

>Finally no distractions
>Trying to write
>So tired I'm literally falling asleep at my desk

Fuck. This is a problem. Well, night thread.
I'm going to need to set myself a deadline here. If I don't deliver my story 24 hours from the time this is posted, I'm officially 100% a faggot.
https://pastebin.com/5DiqwZhW

>>15455899
So I can post futa monstergirls if they're cute?

>>15455907
Your choice whether you want to post it or not, no need to get so uptight about the pictures.

>>15455899
Goddamn, I had no idea this artist also drew that ripped oni girl. They've made some great designs, especially that harpy and phoenix next to each other.

>>15455917
Because not posting yuri is out of your mind, right?

>>15455924
?

>>15455880
>>15455890
>>15455899
>>15455917
Come on nigga, the fact you're getting so defensive means your intentions were clear when posting these.

>>15455890
>>15455899
Cute, although she's an alien and not a monster girl even if this was the place for yuri.

>>15455926
There are tons of cute monstergirl pics out there with no yuri. Post those.

>>15455934
What are even assuming about?

>>15455906
Tick tock motherfucker.

>>15455934
They seem pretty chill to me. Not overly defensive much.

>>15455906
You can still write even if you Alp, so there is no need to worry.

>>15455843
I'm not Bob. I'm just saying if you get past the dude's weirdness he's not half bad for a perpetual virgin who self depreciates more than any writefag.

>>15455906
Hah faggot. Seriously though quality takes time.

>>15455936
You get the fuck out.

>>15455948
>I'm not Bob

That's exactly what Bob would've said

Quick, what is the best way to court a Mantis?

>>15455938
Ah, I see your point. The wording of >>15455924 was very odd, but nevermind.

I don't care much about the alien (cute design though), but if they hadn't posted that, I probably wouldn't have found out that artist did these two onis.
http://hushabyevalley.tumblr.com/post/141466521407/made-a-lil-ref-of-our-favorite-vindicator
http://hushabyevalley.tumblr.com/post/144103776827/some-hanna-in-colour-alexi-should-be-proud-but

Goddamn, look at that fitness.

>>15455960
Except I actually have quite a lot of distaste for his writings. His smut 90% of the time has more than one dick and that's not okay.

>>15455961
Present her with an offering showing your skills as a hunter.

>>15455953
Hello thought police, people are allowed to like something if they don't bring it into the threads.

>>15455965
Ok Bob

>>15455967
No. Not even getting into this bullshit.
Just get out with your idiocy.

>>15455979
Whatever, faggot.

>>15455950
I've been sitting on this since the 12th of June and I've only got 4300 words out of it. I've had enough time. Right now I need a kick in the ass to actually get writing at a decent rate. Setting a public deadline will work for that.

>>15455981
Not going anywhere, been here in these threads for years without posting yuri and even told him it's not the place for it.

You're just looking for reasons to be angry, go spank an alp or something to release that rage.

>>15455986
That's mean, Bob.

>>15455987
I've got 8 months sitting on shitty story ideas. I have 0 words.

>>15455989
I'm not talking about the yuri.

>Be hanging out with yeti gf
>You're at her place watching a movie
>She starts giving you bedroom eyes
>She pauses the movie and asks
>"Do you want to... You know..."
>You start forming the word "Yes" with your mouth
>Before you can fully say it, she grabs your hand with her big soft paw and drags you to her room
>You both strip out of your clothes
>You both cuddle all night long
Why are Yetis so pure?

>>15456007
Then what the fuck are you even babbling on about then?

>>15456007
>>15456019
This whole conversation has gone completely off the rails. Like two guys trying to have a swordfight with their dicks on opposite sides of a canyon, facing away from each other.

>>15456017
Yetis are born of the snow that surrounds them, and inherit its traits, like purity and softness.
Occasionally, when you get weird snow, or magical snow, you get weird and magical yetis.

>>15456019
Whatever. If it slipped your mind in such short order, then I suppose you'll shut up about it easy enough, and we can just leave it at that.

I want a self hating monoeye to bully me because I love her

>>15455899
Heh, yuricuks.

>>15456027
Nah man, that's a snowglobe.
Bitches love snowglobes.

>>15456043
I want a pudgy elf to bully me because I took her out on a date.
I want to laugh and just ruffle her hair in response.

>>15456071
Interesting. so is the snowglobe yeti hollow inside?
Is her fur and hair a transparent window to another realm of perpetual night and snow?

>>15456083
Anything is a land of perpetual night and snow if you lick the right things.

>>15456080
Eros Snackbar.

>>15456101
The same effect doesn't look as good on the mindflayer. She's a more complex shape, and the snow is less isolated, so it isn't contained in her properly. Nice variant though.

>>15456043
>How pathetic you like monoeyes

>>15456080
Gonna smite her right in her dumb pussy

>>15455719
Cute ryu receptionist
cute ryu nurse who can't fully button up her top

>>15456043
"You're such a loser. Only being nice to me because you have a deviancy to like girls with defects."
"I hate you."
"Hate hate hate hate hate."
"I won't let you in, no matter how much you want to bed me. Stupid pervert."
>Oh yeah? Well I have something to tell you
"What, that you have some kind of human pussy on the side? It's okay, I won't blame you. Two eyes are better than one."
>Lean in close to her
"Well you're out of luck, because I only have eyes for you, baby"
>She buries face into your chest and HNNNNNNNNNNNNGHs with enough power you'd think she'd levitate like that angry bird

>>15456027
I want a Yeti with light blue fur!

>>15456124
Cute ryu bodyguard
Cute ryu soldier
Cute ryu wanderer
Cute ryu spaceman
Cute ryu firefighter
Cute ryu journalist
Cute ryu wife
Cute ryu

>>15456134
5 dollars.

>>15456142
Is that in Canadian dollars?

>>15456142
I'll give you two dollars, plus this fox's bellybutton fluff.

>>15456144
5 dollar dollars.
http://i.imgur.com/luMfp1e.png