/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Whacha doin?

>Whatcha thinkin' about, anon?

You run out of things to talk about and she's STILL looking at you like this. Do you think you could just read the phonebook out loud at her and get away with it?

>>19402046
Then write something! Bet you've got some neat ideas in your head.

>>19007465
>Drags their name through the dirt
That would imply they were even popular and had much of a name to begin with, which they really don't.

>"Whatcha thinkin' about, Anon?"

Whatcha thinkin' about, Anon?

>>16946428
Four scoops of delicious ice cream made from her milk?

What is your waifu's name?

I think the worst thing about fucking your daughteru is that you're raising a generation of monster girls that will grow up with the god awful "Daddy's little girl" fetish. Is that something you want people to go through? No man deserves to hear "Daddy" as they're plowing their waifu.

What do you do about that Mouse Girl in your class who likes you? Really, really, really likes you.

>Whatcha thinkin' about, Anon?

>>16029937
weird thing with mousepad huh?

>>15981374
Talk about your setting maybe?

Anon! That cute monster girl you have the hots for is sitting alone at the end of the bar table! Quickly, use your best pickup line on her!

Tell me, Anon. How does your waifu feel about your fetish?

>>15661729
I want to have a little game of "Cat and Mouse" with a cat girl and a mouse girl!

Hey Anon, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Hey Anon! Cheese Whiz isn't real cheese you fat fuck.

>>15505951
Well, I think so, but if Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?

Hey Anon, do you want to have a threesome with me and my cat girl friend? A game of cat and mouse, you could say...

Hey Anon, I love you!

>>15455432
What are micegirls thinking of?

>"Hey Anon, why are you always hanging out with that no-good cat girl?"