/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>21749218
Slob on my knob, like corn on the cob.

>>20203139
>aggressive mgs put candy in your mouth with a kiss
>lets you savor it just long enough to find out what flavor it is
>then kisses you deeply to take the candy back
Beware of leftover halloween sweets.

>>19861509
I feel like 'bully' isn't the right word here.

>>19524508
>wanting obese womanlets
Your taste is rather questionable my dudester.
All anons are aware of the superiority of big girls, for you.

>>16015236
If she'd like a Wurm joyously spinning round and round while holding her in one hand while she drinks her beer with the other, I'd say the Oni loses.

>>15467015
Look that cute lil face!

>>15138365
Just think about it. Why would she buy clothes that are going to get taken off right away (for that matter, do wurms even wear clothes)? Why make innuendos and tease a guy when she can just carry him off and fuck him? And on top of that, subtlety isn't really going to be your strong suit when you're as big as a rhino with the strength to match.

>>14971833
You know why they're called Goblins? It's cause they've been gobblin' up so much dong.

>>14966279
Yandere? More like Yuckdere

>>14957145
HA

>>14919478
A Wurm wearing a skimpy suit made of latex...? Hmm, Wurm... latex... W- Wurmtex?

Anon, on a vastly unrelated note, I think we've found our Monster Girl private security company! Their forces would be as impenetrable as a Wurm's hide unless they want to be penetrated... to say the least.

>>14869785

What a lovely scene you've sent this story off with. My only disappointment is that I don't have artwork of said scene. Nicely done, Anon.

>Sally's looking at him like...

>>13699454
>>13699455
>>13699460
Don't worry nerds, I'll drink enought for the lot of us!

>>13526977
I would assume they'd have the decency to keep themselves in check when we're out on a job, and their cut's more than enough to drop some coin on a warm body at the brothels in town.

If they are truly so desperate, though, it is my duty as their leader to keep them in prime condition & I perform my solemn duty.

>>12940607
>the logic was me assuming everyone at least had some basic desire to avoid further arguments.