Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

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[Losenis No.]

Elo. I was dumb and posted it at page 10.

All's Fair in Love and War rewrite, chapter 4. 2.6k words.
https://pastebin.com/C5xE0c8N
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1OrLom3dv8crDkEjMRcCQ5qbWZKDCW6Kp6S58tWgEB80/edit?usp=sharing

[Anonymous No.]

Name an MG with a better fashion sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663179
Serious light mage Anubis, grappler healer Yeti, chaos priest Wendigo, stoic ice mage Glacies

[Anonymous No.]

Why are lolims so good?
Why do i want to marry Dorito so bad?

[Anonymous No.]

Embarrass lims by making them ahegao in front of others

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663428
Mad hatter

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663428
Vampires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663431

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663428
Ice Queen, or any winter girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663415
very pretty fish

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663462
That queen has no pants!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663483
Of course she has pantsu on, it's the Queen's new clothes

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663479
Cute fish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663510
i'd marry a fish

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663526
I'd sleep with a fish. Capiche?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663428
Will o Wisp.

[Anonymous No.]

For those who missed KC's tweets last thread.

>Incubi can be refreshed by sex the same way baseline humans are refreshed by sleep, so they can lead a normal/consistent life even though they have lots of sex
>MGE world harbors more popluation than our world, it's much bigger than ours so the density is much lower Don't ask how gravity works.
>The Demon Lord and her husband go on a honeymoon once a year

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663545
Population density is lower.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663436
But that's exactly what they want!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663460
Just makes me want to marry her even more

[Anonymous No.]

Good moth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663583
how about a lewd one

[Anonymous No.]

I have a confession to make.

Gentlemen, I love vampires.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be caught masturbating by the class rep doggy when she comes to check-up on me since I was sick!

[Anonymous No.]

>Making a Wendigo orgasm so loud her scream echoes across the mountain and scares off a bunch of young adults about to enter an abandoned lodge

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663589
They don't suck as most people think they do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663597
I want to sexually harass fenrir until her bindings break.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663589
Who doesn't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663589
fuck vampires

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663589
Is that supposed to be a bad thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663545
It’s population density I’m pretty sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663655
Me.
But I can be convinced on occasion.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there any good fan made mge species with a description etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663673
I want my loli vampire mistress to have a huge, fat ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663676

[Anonymous No.]

Loli vampires are for treating like daughterus and not lewding

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663666
No, you fool! That's exactly what they want!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663655
garlic alrunes

[Anonymous No.]

Lactating washboard cats

[Anonymous No.]

Shortstack alraunes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663702
Reminder that Bapho milk is canon. Even for the small ones.

Onii-chaaaaaaaan

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663724
I wanna taste it

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663724

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663707
https://twitter.com/7010_uraniwa/status/1146480707759267842

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663736
Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663724
Gimme the Runya special.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663687
she looks brainy

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663422
i want to make a lilim cry

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what it would be like being a teacher in an inner city monster girl school

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663745
Brainy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663754
it's a pun hippocampus is part of the brain

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663749
You'd catch hell your first day from some black harpies for being the newest teacher and from then on none of your students will respect your authoritah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663762
Imagine teaching anatomy to young MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663780
I'm getting so sweaty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663794
You should take a dip to cool down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663780
He is standing too close every human teaching monster know first rule is keep your distance

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663735
I prefer travel size if experimenting with capacity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663749
Looks like that momonika manticore will have to stay after class for extra lessons again.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663827
Momo manticub can't be that threatening, it's too tiny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663812
>Childish "Ufufufuf" intensifies

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663812
Gonna get my oppai lolis with extra oppai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663827
>for extra lessons again.
What if they were actually extra lessons and nothing lewd but it makes her popular since her classmates do think she is fucking the teacher

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I could be like a mentor and role model figure for young monsters

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663545
>Don't ask how gravity works.

To be fair, there is a lot of wiggle room in a phrase like "much bigger." Even being say 10% bigger than Earth would result in a big increase in space without that big of an increase in gravity (at least I think, since I doubt KC means anything as extreme as the MGE world being double the size of Earth, which would cause gravity to double as well).

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663848
Sounds, like, almost as good!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>vorefag spamming
>mods just sit on their thumbs
I guess the advertisers don't care enough to tell them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663875
Well, its not necessarily the size increase, its the mass increase.

Could there be a way to decrease the planetary mass while increasing the size?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

You all know what to do about the spammer's posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663891
You could make it hollow or just made out of less dense materials. You could also just ain't gotta explain shit it away, which is more likely the method KC would use.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663891
Have more of the planet be hollow? Which actually would tie into the large underground societies that KC has mentioned (mindflayers and such).

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663889
everyone was doing a great job ignoring him until you, fucking idiot cretin

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663895
>Giving it attention

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663897
>>21663900
A 'hollow layer' would make sense considering the subterranean species.
Get the underdark going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663902
>>21663906
If you don't give them attention, they take it as acceptance and keep on.
If you do give them attention, they crank it up in an effort to get (You)s.
It's clearly a lose-lose situation.

[Anonymous No.]

My werewolf gets very hyperactive when the full moon's out. Is it the right time to mate? Or do I wait until she's more docile?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663919
>If you don't give them attention, they take it as acceptance and keep on.
That's only when they're posting genuinely you absolute dunce. No fucking baitposter goes "haha they didn't reply, this is exactly what I wanted, trolled hard!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663926
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663889
Tell them yourself. Report button is right the fuck there.

Here, have a Devil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663933
Alright, wish me luck. My hips are probably gonna be crushed by her violently excessive thrusting, but it's worth it. Also, she howls like a fucking bitch when she climaxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663941
BIGGER.

[Anonymous No.]

This is important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663875
I believe MGE world is not round. When someone asked him if MGE world is similar to ours he said 'I cannot answer this properly yet, but let me just tell you it's something of a geocentric world', IIRC

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663966
So the Earth goes about the Sun?

Perhaps MGE world is on the back of a giant tortoise

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663966
https://ask.fm/k_cross/answers/118583391061

And yes, I remembered correctly. Let's just say MGE world does not follow our world's physics

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663956
The biggest oppai lolis!
Bakunyuu oppai lolis!


>>21663975
Anon please, let Terry rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663956
Any bigger and it won't fit
The brand that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663975
>Earth goes about the Sun

Anon...That's what our world do...

[Anonymous No.]

So we've talked about being someone who live streams videogames or whatever for monster girls with a cam but what about voicing acting in videogames/anime/etc that have monster girls as the target audience?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663956
I want to fill this imp in every hole with my hot seed

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that Lamiae are master enchantresses. They will seduce you with everything from their looks, to their voice, to tools and incense.

Then they'll use their entire body to make you theirs. Not an unenviable proposition

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663724
All I’m reminded of is Robert DeNiro asking Ben Stiller if he can milk him since he has nipples.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663800
>male teachers in MGC basically wear a hazmat suit to work
>just don’t ask why Mr. Williams also carries a cattle prod

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664020
I like when they have bad disguises but you play along anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663956
What a good imouto! I want to give her all the headpats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663598
Have this writefag: https://pastebin.com/734E3DNv
Follow up on my green:
>you hike out to enjoy nature
>you enjoy the sun and grass and flowers
>you even brought a tablecloth and basket
>all that hiking works up an appetite
>see a cute bear walk up with hunger in her eyes
>she is wearing a snazzy tie and nothing else, but she is wearing it very well
>you offer to share the food in hopes of saving the picnic basket of goodies
>she shakes her head no, and grins while moving towards you
>she snatches the picnic basket and throws it aside, with a lusty leer
>happily, you didn't have to worry about her stealing your picnic basket after all
>you've still got it
>but you'll never get your shorts back though
>who needs 'em when you now live au naturale?

[Anonymous No.]

Take a second to remember that monsters love it when you ogle there bodies because it means your thoughts are focused only on her, just like her head is only full of thoughts about you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663975
>Earth goes about the Sun
>geocentric
Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663976
Yeah, that became obvious a long time ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664077
You know what I meant

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664091
>Under the geocentric model, the Sun, Moon, stars, and planets all orbited Earth.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember its just natural for female party members to leak pink goo from their bodies. Side effects like being more physical and discoloured eyes are normal and should not cause worry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664097
Yes, that is what I meant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664020
If they can't cook I'm not interested

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664086
Lilith did a good job rewriting the system. Is sex on MGE a positive feedback loop?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664094
Eros girls too good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664086
I keep forgetting that monster sex is a perpetual energy machine. That kind of stuff only happens in the quantum realm in our world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664094
>eros foxgirl
Please no. My dick and my heart can't handle such perfection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664094
>eros fox
Dear god, if she had nine tails, my boner would never go down

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664064
>just like her head is only full of thoughts about you
I wish there was one to ogle my body

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664064
I bet it's a nice surprise to them when they catch someone checking them out

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664109
>says that Earth goes about the Sun is "geocentric"
>"geocentric" is the SUN going around the EARTH
>"that is what I meant"
Sounds like someone is suffering from early-onset Alzheimer's

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664077
Poor Hakus. They probably drink as much as winegoats with the way their students are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664086
I love when KC uses this style. It makes them really lewd cute!

[Anonymous No.]

Is your wife a true evil that would enslave entire kingdoms, or a saturday morning cartoon villain?

I prefer the latter.

[Anonymous No.]

Creampie the shorties!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664086

The circle in with smiley face in the top diagram looks smug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664142
I prefer the former.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that you need to be careful when asking a pai-loli/shortstack if she needs help carrying some things.
She may think you're talking about her breasts and get mad or make an offer.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664086
>the mana pool on the 2nd image is unused but is still accumulating
So that's what DL will use to takedown the chief god?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664094
Eros Troll when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664086
>Even the chibi girls have blush
It's good to have a consistent style

[Anonymous No.]

What do you think the top 5 strongest monsters are? Here's my list:
1. Lilim
2. Genie
3. Ryu
4. Baphomet
5. Dragon

then probably pharaoh, Apophis, and normal witches

[Anonymous No.]

>order kingdom lives in peace and prosperity under the rule of their benevolent queen, free from the taint of monsters
>yet unknownst to everyone, the young boy the queen has recently adopted is actually an incubus brought from afar by slavers
>she has since fallen into depravity, milking his large, corrupt member anytime they are alone
>she has been subtly manipulating her kingdom to set up a grand day of corruption when all of her dear citizens can join her in this heavenly pleasure

[Anonymous No.]

Druella's thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664086
If I became a mage in the EMG world, would I have to wear that hat? I don't think it'd suit me very well. Plus, the brim makes it hard to see monsters attacking from the air, like harpies or dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Guess what?
Stonks

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664208
>EMG world

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664214
This is what four hours of sleep does to a man. Where is a weresheep to help rectify this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664221

Not in this world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664221
>>21664225

[Anonymous No.]

Well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664211
Read that as "storks" for a second.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664211
Do cheshires ever get tired of being the funny friend/coworker/etc?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664262
Never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664248
Stork girls have a really important job of bringing babies to newlyweds

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664262
Probably when they go home to an empty apartment every night and cuddle a daki before they go to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664195
Her guards and servants must be blind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664270
But who delivers babies to the storks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664262
Do cats ever get tires of being assholes but in a lovable way?

[Anonymous No.]

Are Jellies just Slimes that are bigger and tastier?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664273
>But who delivers babies to the storks?
A different stork, you see there isn't only one stork at work

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664278
I'd say that's Puddings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664278
But jelly comes from slimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664288
What about skeleton jelly?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664293
Gelatin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664271
>cheshire calmly making herself a late night warm milk
>sipping it on the couch with the daki while watching cute cat internet videos
Please remember to laugh at all your Cheshire boss' bad jokes, it means a lot to her even if she doesn't show it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664277
Would she nibble on my ears?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664305
Sorta https://imgur.com/lbIoX

[Losenis No.]

>>21663746
Absolute monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664314
That’s really cute! Not really a cat fan but if I could I’d still wanna make her into a very happy wife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664314
She needs to get the cute worker anon that laughs at all her jokes to come home with her to make her that late night milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663957
teresa is best girl

come fight me

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664262
Only when they become the Funny Wife

[Anonymous No.]

No fish like a catfish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664331
Viccy is for impregnating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664341
I can't. I do like this though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664341
Why does she wear the mask

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664344
>Catfish
Disgusting bottom feeders, in addition to certain other connotations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664365
Catfish are awesome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7jZZfBjZVc

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664376
I was expecting noodling. Feel kind of bad for the turtles, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664376
I never realized they were so cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664397
>Feel kind of bad for the turtles, too.
Don't feel bad he feeds them in other videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9guxsIh0nXA

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664410
>>21664376
I now want more water monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Cute tattoo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664376
Gonna go shove my hand in every hole in the river and catch catfish

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664393
That's a cute tattoo

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664437
Don't noodle them be nice and slowly gain their trust via feeding

[Anonymous No.]

Can parasite slimes only infect human women, or can they inhabit other monsters too? I think it'd be interesting to see a skeleton use a parasite slime to make her bony parts look more "fleshy."

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664410
wow those turtles are cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664462
As long as its not another slime, everything else is probably fair game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664488
>As long as its not another slime
Are you saying I can't get every type of slime in a swimming pool and then jump in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664462
Monsters can't monsterize other monsters, so probably not.

For instance, matango spores that don't find humans may turn into pseudo matango. Monsters are immune to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664491
Anon, that's reckless. You'll never get out if you do something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664499
Why wouldn't I get out? It's just a lot of slime types in one space I wonder how they would mix or if it would be like water and oil

[Anonymous No.]

Does this count as a MG?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664509

Because the slimes wouldn't let you get out.

[Anonymous No.]

Flat Ratas are still the best. There's no one who can compete!

[Anonymous No.]

Don't open.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664488
It'd be interesting to see other slimes try to mooch off a queen slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664519

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664462
Only human(+uncorrupted dwarven and elven) women can be corrupted to our knowledge .
Although i dont think this has been solidly confirmed or denied by kc so it might be possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664519
Idk, marshmallow cat is pretty cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664510
I dont see why not. She is a ghost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664534

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664526
Kikis are too pure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664551
Ouch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664530
So just an image set of a slime pretending to be a slime to rape a unmarried man who is visiting a queen slime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664510
Of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664551
>Kikis

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664512
I just need to ask them to help me out

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664519
Rata have cute hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664532
What a nice looking rata.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664533
>i want a slime to live in my ass

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664566
>big fat mofu just waiting to be cuddled
>instead focus on hands

Just what is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664576
I'm sure she always hears about her tail but how many compliment her hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664550
That's a nice cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664574
I need an electric monster to help lower my electric bill

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664569
Obviously they cant infect men as they need female bodies to collect semen. Unless hes an Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664584

[Anonymous No.]

Beeg Spooder Mom giving all the neighborhood kids a ride on her abdomen!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664594
But she might fuck my electronics up

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664581

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664594
Why are these weasels so lewd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664587
So if a guy keeps a parasite slime as a pet is it docile? Providing a lady friend doesn't come by to visit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664595

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664611
That tube looks kinda pointless to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664595
I bet she makes them all Christmas sweaters

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664609
Kinda like tentacle plants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664126

[Anonymous No.]

>warmest day this week was 16 degrees celsius
>it's mostly barely 10 and it's raining all day and night
You call this summer? Oi, the Ryu and their mood swings really make my hutzpah go verklempt

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664621
There is room for one more in that tube.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664599
All Cats are cute

[Anonymous No.]

Must molest monsterously massive mofu mama milk makers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664633
>celsius
Sorry, I don't understand commie measurements.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664609
Pretty much. Only problem could be what you feed it.
If its your cum it will probably love you more, but the women it infects will probably develop a huge love for you (assuming she doesn't love someone else).
If its just the mana tablets that golems make then she might dislike you for it and become rowdier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664611
Oh no, amphibious spiders!

[Anonymous No.]

Wurms are really cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664640
I'm dealing with about 52 degrees Fahrenheit, bald eagle -tan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664639

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664640
How does it feel to live with a measurement so broken that water freezes at 32 degree and boils at 212?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664646

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664650
That's not mofu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664646
>>21664658
Wurmborn, a hero raised by Wurms!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664633
Regional monster slang is probably really cool and fun to study, unless a monstet bully starts making things up just to mess with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664659
No, it's even better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664639
I'd like to molest monsterously minute mofu milk makers, please. Like a true patrician would

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664666
How would a wurm fare as a momster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664677
>like a true plebian
Ftfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664684
I'm sure she would be a good mom even if she would need help

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664684
Pros: protected from all harm, ice cream for dinner, can buy anything with jewels
Cons: not allowed to wake up early because the Early Bird gets the Wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664685

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664684
It'd be a struggle, but Anon would turn out alright.
>Anon's body has naturally toughened beyond normal in order to withstand bone-breaking momster hugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664696

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664696
>>21664685
Why do we have to pick extremes why can't I molest monsterously mild mofu milk makers

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663875
>doubled gravity
>everyone is fucking strong there naturally, especially the MGs
So there's no escape for anyone when the portals open here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664703
fence sitter

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664706
You just have to go over there and train.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664702
What a great Senko!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664703
No one is making you choose, Anon. You are free to pick the middle ground. Just know that big fox tits are the only correct answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664702
>when senko's mom shows up

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664721
>>21664710
But Middle Ground is the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664719
Nice axe

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664729
>not both extremes

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664712
>that twitchy tail
They're all so adorable but this one takes the cake.

[Anonymous No.]

>Nureonago on vacation in America

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664735
She reminds me of the morton salt girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664735
What a buxom wife-slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664712
That's a lot of cute monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664532
>>21664534
Like I said no competition!

Rata tail, fox tail and marshmallow cat mofu off when

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664733
Goodwan is the one on the right and badwan is the one on the left

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664684
>mom wurm walks in on anon boning the hot gyaru succ from next door
>"Hey honey, watcha doin'? Ya rasslin'?"

[Anonymous No.]

Would it be racist to confuse a Tanuki for a Rata

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664746
>are you winning son

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664751
She appreciates you thinking journalism pays more than it does

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664751
>All big tails look the same

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664754
>"Oh boy, a pajama party! Mama likes those!"
>she strips down to her lingerie and unwittingly starts a full-blown oyakodon scenario

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664769
Mama knows not to lewd the son that was the first thing the stork that brought the baby told her

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664757
What a cute chipmunk, while they aren't the same my campus has lots of squirrels and they are really nice so I'm imagining all of them are journalists

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664774
but the stork never said anything about teaching his new girlfriend some 'advanced wrestling moves'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664780
>'advanced wrestling moves'.
And thus sex turned into actual wrestling good thing anon's monster gf was a big fan of the wwe

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664729
>Not the High Ground

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664791
>every night Wurmborn is trying to have sex with his gf the mysterious masked wrestling heel Big Momma shows up
Sigh...

[Anonymous No.]

I hope Anon takes a wrong turn down a dark alley into a gang hideout, stumbling into a criminal MG karaoke party.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47y5bo8wtqM

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664812
>special mofu deal
Go on...

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664812
All the crime syndicates know that the karaoke is sacred, neutral ground. It's the only place you can see members of the mofu mafia, the rat gang and everyone else belting out 80s tunes together instead of arguing business and turf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664831
Don't wanna mess with the Rat Gang! The whole subway's their turf!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdFF5C3ZR_I

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664754
>Studying for your prostate exam eh son?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664847
If your son Alped, would you bully them with dad jokes, or would you try to be supportive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664850
>Why is my son so thicc?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664850
I have no son

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664857
Well duh, they're a daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664859
Disowned immediately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664808
Well if she wants to be his GF she needs to win a title match

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664812
Don't you dare laugh, even if their singing is awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664868
That’s fine. There’s plenty of guys who go for girls with daddy issues

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664850
Both

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664850
I'd rather my son alp than my daughter humanize(male)

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664812
What songs do Shoggoths choose on 80’s Karaoke night? https://youtube.com/watch?v=Vkfpi2H8tOE or more abstract?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664883
Only one of those can occur

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664883
>humanize(male)
That sounds horrifying please no FTM shit in these threads

[Anonymous No.]

I want to date the snake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664850
I'd support them via bullying

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664906
She has a cute hood

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663746
I want to make a lilim cry when I confess my feelings and let her know exactly how much I love her, that she's a sexy monster, and that I wish she would just shut up and marry me already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664906
I bet she used to be some powerful, ancient evil. But she's settled down in a small town to live a quiet life instead.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster Hunter Anon back again. Here's what I've done so far in the Apophis DID smut.
https://pastebin.com/d2CKb1N8

Definitely over half-way done. Made a few minor edits here and there as I was drafting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664923
What's a DID?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664906
That is a beautiful snake. I hope the couple gets together.

[Anonymous No.]

Miss Haku needs a new strategy for dating guys. Her last night out was spent making punnet squares with her date to figure out what their kids would look like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664926
Damsel in Distress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664939
That's adorable! If that's not working, I think Miss Haku just needs to find better guys to date. Like me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664939
I want to be the delinquent bad boy in her class that gets her to embrace her wild side, while she subtly tricks me into becoming her ideal man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664944
Well I never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664948
>show up late for Miss Haku's class
>she asks what's your excuse
>walk right up to her and go HAAAAAHHHNN? at her boobs (too short to reach her face)
How would she react?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664946
Answer her this question first. What color were your father’s and mother’s eyes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664954
She'd probably be torn between her perverted wish to get bent over her desk by the class punk and fucked silly, and her borderline-sadistic desire to discipline him until he's a good boy who gladly does whatever she says.

Unfortunately, this tends to end with her awkwardly trying to convince him to go back to his seat and hiding behind her book to blush while the class does self-study.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664939
>punnet squares
would those even work with monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664488
Could a non-parasite slime become semi-symbiotic to her husband?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664954
I think Hakus who choose to become teachers and not just mountain sages would probably legitimately care and worry about education.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664976
I want to be a teacher's pet

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664966
Not him, but brown

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664923
Took me a while to find where i was, but you seem to be at a good pace. Cant wait to see the next update.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664981
What do you mean by symbiotic? Technically every monster forms a symbiotic relationship with their husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664981
What about a symbolic relationship

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664640
Fahrenheit is superior. A metricuck will never be able to appreciate a nice day's extra blessing by reading the thermometer and seeing "69".

[Anonymous No.]

So following that lich tentacle pic, do any other MGs need to have their husband try out the tentacle potion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665023
Kraken might get a kick out of it, until she realizes it's too much for her and she's getting addicted.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you let this thief steal your virginity?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665023
I would try it with my pslime wife. Probably end up fucking that slime face at on point.

[Anonymous No.]

What are you supposed to do when you find your daughteru's porn stash?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665024
>Muti-Tentacle hand holding
This is a new level of lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665028
Porn stash? All I can find in her room are pictures of me!

[Anonymous No.]

>be sitting out of P.E. when haku-sensei comes by to ask what's wrong
>you nervously point at the group of busty monsters doing laps around the track, their huge breasts bouncing in perfect rhythm with their strides
>haku-sensei catches a glimpse between you legs and ufufus before telling you to take it easy for today
>the next day, you find yourself "mysteriously" added to the track team along with the girls from yesterday
>haku-sensei is the new track coach
I thought hakus were supposed to help their students

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665028
Check it for anything I might like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664977
I’m pretty sure having a lamia tail, for example, is an X linked gene dominant over the gene for human legs

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665023
I think the pic would end up fairly unrecognizable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665028
>porn stash?
Get with the times grandpa she clearly would have her porn on a folder on her computer labled homework

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665027
Perhaps, but only if she gets +1 to Hips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665028
Go trough it so I can surprise her with something fun when she gets home from school!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664990
Do any of your siblings have blue eyes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665027
only if her chest was a little smaller

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665045
>she just saves every picture to the desktop

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665041
>I’m pretty sure having a lamia tail, for example, is an X linked gene dominant over the gene for human legs
>Lamia still somehow is born with human legs

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665044
If anything she would be the one having fun with another monster girl so her husband can fuck her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665027
No love for trash pandas. Thankfully, I can protect my chastity with a simple bungee cord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665028
Nothing wrong with that though her mom will have to tell her that everything in those photos isn't completely accurate to irl and then men don't instantly lose to the pussy like in her porn

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665058
I raised my daughter better than this she should have proper file organization

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665059
I guess that could happen. Assuming X dominant with tail, x is recessive with legs and Y is dominant male
>> X x
>x Xx xx
>Y XY XY

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665028
Rate her taste along with my wife. Then subtly make jokes involving her fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665066
I can only imagine her thinking that, yet as soon as she actually has sex, the moment she slams her hips down on a boy's dick, she instantly loses instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665028
I'd be okay with it so long as none of the porn is degenerate stuff like cuckqueaning

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665107
What if it’s nothing but bishie guys with very slender and feminine figures?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665107
Don't worry, it's just wholesome reverse rape father-daughter incest.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster daughters are for storing your excess cummies in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665113
Could be worse
>>21665114
Well good thing what people look at as porn isn't what they actually do

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665136
>excess
How can there be excess if the wife takes it all, if the husband is forced to daughteru fuck then clearly the wife isn't good enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665138
What about pegging and/or sounding?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665093
poor girl where did all her bravado go

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665156
Lost with her virginity. It's bound to happen to the best of monsters since you can't beat the dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665107
>cuckqueaning
But wouldn't it be normal for bicorns?

[Anonymous No.]

Rub the belly

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665199
>But wouldn't it be normal for bicorns?
But she is the one doing the stealing instead of being a cuckhorse

[Anonymous No.]

Hypnotizing Shortstacks with only your dick is the best!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665215
I know from experience that touching kitty belly is dangerous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665229
you just need their trust

[Anonymous No.]

When hiring a monstergirl to teach boys how do they do a background check to make sure she doesnt rape any of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665225
>shortstack thinks your just some average sized tall guy
>that audible slap when it flops out on her face changes that
The best

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665238
Before the official interview they stick a to catch a predator shota actor in the room with her and if she starts taking her clothes off or getting rapey a team of the finest monster girl cops bust in and save the boy and that disqualifies her from teaching

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665235
https://imgur.com/a/vdu6EOt
Trust me, you don't want to even if you're best pals with her

[Anonymous No.]

Short girls are lame. Big, long and tall are best. This is an objective fact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665257
>to catch a predator shota actor
Oh god now i'm imaging the funny chatlogs they showwed on that show but with monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665247
And then them trying to resist the instant ovulation that is induced is great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665257
>secretly rapey teacher has an ironclad will and makes it through the interview

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665276
>Her will is too strong and she never actually ends up raping a shota though her whole career as a teacher

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665282
>Everyday wakes up and says today will be the day I rape one of my students, but by the time she wants to she is too busy grading papers or setting up lesson plans to even think about it

[Anonymous No.]

Wouldn't schools just hire married individuals instead? All they would have to do is do a background check to make sure that they aren't into lolis or harems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665295
what about the fresh out of college monsters that want to teach but aren't married since they were too into their studies and learning how to teach to get a guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665257
>all these precaution policies against rapey teachers
>shotacon MGs just drink loli potion and enroll as a student

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665301
if only there was a metal detect but for potions

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665299
Nerdy Haku graduate students on the verge of cakehood make for the best future teachers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665301
>be shota
>have a bst friend who same age.
>A bit lewd.
>still really fun.
>till one day she takes me to the bathroom
>Throws me into the stall and transforms
>formally loli friend is now momster
>get shota raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665268
>Manticore going "you know what i don't want this cookie"

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665322
>"What? No way!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665274
>'Keep it together, Jill. You can handle this. This is nothing. Yeah, he's not even that big. Haha.'
>that when you rub you swelling member all over her face, forcing your masculine scent into her nose
>she cums in her pants while heart-pupiling hard
Shortstacks are too fucking good, damnit.

[Anonymous No.]

>Tricking your Wendigo girlfriend into playing Until Dawn just to see her face when those Wendigoes turn up

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665331
>She's Manticore Willis screen name GenericPinkTail
>She's almost 30 years old and she's been chatting online with a boy boy who calls himself Josuke and who says he's 16
>She lies to him about his age typing "I'm 20 you probably don't want me around you, I'm cute though built good"
>Then she says "We'd have to keep us a secret because of the age difference, younger boys like you don't come along often, I'd want you again and again."
>Then she sends an online picture of her tail pussy to the boy who told her he was 16

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665362
Watching monster movies with their respective monsters is such potent bully material, it's almost too easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665362
>This is really racist
>People don't actually believe this, do they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665376
Indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665376
Boo

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665376
What about watching Five Deadly Venoms with a Oomukade (Centipede), Lamia (Snake), Girtablilu (Scorpion), Lizard and Toad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665381
>Jaws makes a shark girl scared of the water because she fears a shark would eat her even though she is bigger than jaws

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665381
I feel like a shark girl would see Jaws as a serial killer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665381
Would she mad if I got her a scuba tank shaped bar gag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665383
>your first monstergirl fantasies were about Human women turning into black lagoon type girls.
Its like MGE was made for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665392
That sounds fun.
>>21665383
Dumb Sahu

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of movies would a kiki enjoy watching

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665392
I guess you would know where to aim the cumshot

[Anonymous No.]

What if fishgirl watches Shape Of Water and has confused feelings about Asset?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665383
She's ready to terrorize a group of teenagers this Halloween!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665399
If her master is watching, then educational (and occasionally heart-warming/heart-rending) documentaries about wildlife, with the occasional star-crossed lovers chick-flick. But if her master isn't watching, then incredibly cheesy action movies with bad special effects.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665411
I bet she mimes her feather duster like a whip after watching Indiana Jones

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665413
>Kiki is going about her daily chores, just daydreaming
>notices a large tin of tea she accidentally left out on the kitchen counter after that morning's breakfast
>about to put it back away, until she gets an idea
>smug smile plastered on her face, tongue sticking out ever so slightoy, she stares at the tin
>then suddenly grabs it, replacing it with her spray cleaner, just like the opening of Raiders
>she giggles to herself, throwing the tin up and down
>until she turns around, noticing her master had come in from the other room and seen the entire thing
>Indiana Jones probably doesn't blush as hard as poor Kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665383
Horror Movie Monsters are persistent! Always coming back!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665442
>To tease her you play the Indiana Jones theme when she is cleaning

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663780
>Hugh Mann

That is clearly an MG in disguise.

[Anonymous No.]

Any idea how to get an elf wife with an Irish or Scottish accent?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664658
I think I'm broken. Every time I see images like this, and those photoshopped "please be patient I have autism" images I genuinely feel bad.

Like I end up thinking shit like "it's gonna be really fucking sad when they find out." And in the case of the autism hat ones I always think about how low their self-esteem must be for them to accept wearing it so casually.

I think I'm legitimately going fucking nuts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665535
That's why you have to be there for them

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665535
Mate, I'm autistic and in my case, I'd love to wear that hat just for banter. Of course, each to their own, and someone might feel bad about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665399
The Secretary

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665449
I don't remember Pamela Voorhees being this fit. Wait-

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663597

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663545
Can someone please provide link for that tweet???

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663415
>Present your papers and documents please. Entry however is not guaranteed

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665761
What say you to three shillings, and we forget the name?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665766
I wonder how long someone like Jack Sparrow could survive unmarried in MGE world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663597

[Anonymous No.]

Is it possible to replace a lost limb with a mechanical cursed version, or would that fall more under Living Armor territory?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665775
I want to see him out shenanigan a Cheshire. What would even happen in that situation, would she get mad and storm home or mere female cat and present herself before him?

[Anonymous No.]

Bleargh

[Anonymous No.]

>>21664576
>>21664566
It's an understated charm point only a few artists are able to address.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665828
T-That was my coffee...

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665837
Dont worry about it, she has her reasons

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665795
You're mad! Stark, raving mad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665802
They'd know each other well.
>>21665842
Yeah, an indirect kiss!

[Anonymous No.]

Faputa is a monster girl, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665835
Reminder that if you're caught in the middle of a blizzard, you can crawl into a Ratatoskr's tail, keeping you warm until it passes.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope Anon does okay on his first day as a Wurm Wrangler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665879
Do you mean the mech pilot job or something else entirely?

[Anonymous No.]

Shorties are for tender hand holding mating press. NOT FOR BULLY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665888
They are objectively for both. Gonna bully then mating press until cumflated and pregnant with at least triplets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665897
I can hear her guts gurgling from here, ovulating so much

[Anonymous No.]

What if an immortal girl who always dates the same guy who ages, dies and then reincarnates?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665937
I’ve had fantasies of similar scenarios, except the one who lives forever is me and the ones who reincarnate are my daughters/wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665946
Great minds think alike and all that.

[Anonymous No.]

>Lamia coils her long tail around your body
>Lamia coils her long tongue around your dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665888
The next time you stop at an inn, get the most smol girl to join your party!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665946
How can a wife reincarnate as a daughter???

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665961
It's so cramped in here...

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665965
It's okay. She'll keep your mind off of that

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665937
>Sealed ancient evil awakens
>Starts stirring shit up everywhere
>Only doing it to find her lover to rule the world with
>finds out that he wasnt sealed and died eons ago
>utterly devastated
>atleast until the hero shows some signs that he may be the reincarnation
>she begins seducing him to join her and rule the world
>Except his childhood friend keeps getting in her way
Here's a fun scenario for you

[Anonymous No.]

Straddle the line in discord and rhyme
I'm on the hunt down I'm after you
Mouth is alive with juices like wine
And I'm hungry like the wolf

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665972
I like it. Now help me work it into a space opera and you've got yourself a story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665981
Stalked in the forest too close to hide
I'll be upon you by the moonlight side
>Boomer hellhound's favorite song

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665716
Here you go.

https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1148170754938195968

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665851
or open a whitehorn's coat and pull yourself into her chest!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665963
desire to impregnate rising

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665362
What if you get an Automation to play Detroit Become Human?

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1148522318240464896
Noticed this.
>Gravity is about the same as earth. However, since the world of the monster daughter picture book is not a planet in the first place, the reason why gravity occurs is different. It seems to be the one by the power of the element of the great soil which stabilizes the foundation of the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665375
Do you think she likes Pink Floyd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21666164
>since the world of the monster daughter picture book is not a planet
Wait what

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665399
Hallmark and Lifetime romantic comedies and drama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21666167
I've never met anyone who doesn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665502
He’s an Alp. They sent her in to figure out which girls are most likely to assault their teacher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21665362
>Tricking an echidna into playing danganronpa
Fuck yes. Her DESPAIR would be palpable

[Anonymous No.]

have sex with fairies dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>21666207
I do need an art fairy in my life.

[Anonymous No.]

Gimme a shortstack rata with extra stack

[Anonymous No.]

>>21666173
>>21663966
>>21663976

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that the EDF needs you in a few days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21666243
The what now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21666243
soft belly

[Anonymous No.]

>>21666243
Baba nada.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21666164
Hopefully translator anon can clarify this if needed. I rather not rely on an auto-translator when it comes to something like defining what the MGE world is structured like. That said, it not being a planet in the first place is pretty explicit there, and I"m curious about the implications.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21666250
Sorry, sorry.

The E.D.F.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21666258
Extremely Dangerous Female?
Erroneously Dented Fender?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21666220
Pretty curious what direction he takes this in, I guess that's going to be world guide 4 material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21666243
hyped

[Anonymous No.]

>>21666254
Is that translator-genrated? Well if it is, it got surprisingly well this time. Nothing to add or correct here

[Anonymous No.]

>>21666250
Electronic
Dick
Fwapper

[Anonymous No.]

>>21666300
Oof, thanks for confirming it, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21666300
In that case I am left perplexed as to what "one by the power of the element of the great soil" means. I mean gnomes are earth elementals, but they are not "one" and their powers don't seem gravity or foundation of the world related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21666316
I have no idea what I'm seeing here but it looks cool.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21666319
Its a depiction from World Guide 3 on how elemental magic works when using a non-monsterized elemental.

Its followed by this depiction, on how monsterized elementals work.

World Guide 3 has been fully translated, so if you're curious you really should read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21666316
Ah, just disregard the 'one' part. Seems like translator still makes some rough sentences. More smoother version would be

>It seems like the gravity is generated from the power of great earth elemental which stabilizes the foundation of the world.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21666335
As in a single super gnome? Or the earth elementals as a whole? Or maybe just the patent earth element energies?

If its a super gnome, one can only imagine how big and powerful that gnome must be.

[Anonymous No.]

My wife is cute. No further comment needed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21666323
>the number of tails increased
Dear Eros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21666378
I...don't know?
>tfw you didn't know earth elementals were gnomes

Well, he used どえらい to describe that power which means 'really really great/big' so if it is indeed MG he is talking about, that would be like DL of the earth elementals, I guess? Though it could be like abstract force of nature or something. Cannot figure it out just by that tweet alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>21666399

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21666400
>Yes, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21666426
Yes she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663415

[Anonymous No.]

>>21666464
>Can I get a meaty, fertile houri? I swear I've been a good human boy
If only it were that easy.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21666243
Can't go-too busy snugging the waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21666486

[Anonymous No.]

>>21666579
cute bug would fug

[Anonymous No.]

>>21666588

[Anonymous No.]

>>21666378
Super MILFish obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21666334
Cute gnome.

[Anonymous No.]

Do(es) your waifu(s) have an accent?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21666334
I love that middle picture. Surely this is what magic is meant for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21666686
Parisian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21666717
French sea slug singing La mere, la mere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21666691
That and this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21666399
>>21666426
I dislike nerdberds. I prefer more fierce Tengu.

[Anonymous No.]

>when I bicorn tries to pressure a monogamous man to take another wife

[Anonymous No.]

i want to have sex with all the elementals and be their captain planet

[Anonymous No.]

>>21666734
She can be a fierce nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21666734
>fierce

[Anonymous No.]

>>21666686
Cockney for one
Other doesn’t have one

[Anonymous No.]

>>21666737
>I bicorn

[Anonymous No.]

>>21666751
What's a tengu exactly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21666686
A Zipangunese accent.

>>21666761
Very Tengulike.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21666761
A cutie.

[Anonymous No.]

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>>21666761
A smart bird brain.

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>>21666686
she's mute

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[Anonymous No.]

Which monster would most enjoy dwarf fortress

[Anonymous No.]

Vanilla wolf girls yes or no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21666821
Anubis, Nerd bird, Lich
>>21666826
Sure.

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>>21666826
With long hair maybe. Any blue wolves?

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>>21666833
Fenrir's a cutie.

[Anonymous No.]

Stay hydrated.

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>>21666853
I shall stay hydrated by drinking from an Anubis;'s navel

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>>21666853
Okay.

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>>21666853
I will but you have to watch Galaxy Express 999 with me.

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>>21664140
I’d like to think that if I had a Hakutaku teacher in high school she probably would’ve raped me for being so fucking stupid back then.
To be fair nothing has changed so she’d probably keep hatefucking me because of my denseness.

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>>21666853
Cute slug

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>>21666853
>>21666867
Snails VS Slugs

[Anonymous No.]

All monsters are cute and should be loved

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>>21666939
Agreed. That's why I shall take three alps as my wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21666902
Both are good. It'd be cozy if a snail had a really big shell that she take her husband inside of.

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>>21666963
>snail is startled
>goes to hide inside her shell
>I chase after her Uzumaki-style
I finally found a way to make that series lewd.

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>>21666853
>>21666862
how dry
i
am

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>>21664684
She’d be all sweet and cuddly and definitely would be considered the ‘fun mom’. The only bad thing is she stinks at cooking but thinks you love her cooking.

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>>21664712
I’d love to be a kindergarten teacher for MGs, that’s when they’re still kids and just want to play and read stories and live in their own worlds.

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>>21664706
>Portals open
>Due to the MG's following a different physics ruleset, not only are they ridiculously overpowered compared to us. They probably are rewriting our world by their mere presence.
But it's okay since mamono mana!

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>>21664850
I would be as supportive as I could be, but I also wouldn’t hold back on the dad jokes, she knew what she signed up for.

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>>21667004
For all we know, the Mamono Lord's goal could be combining our worlds into one.

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>>21666686
Well with my ten wives, three are P’Orc sisters from Georgia and have a really big southern drawl, then there’s Sandra, the Hellhound from New York who sounds like Marisa Tomei in My Cousin Vinny, and the last two that have accents are only like that because they’re Canadian. The rest of my waifus don’t have accents.

[Anonymous No.]

automatons jealous of succs' built in hip assisters trying to emulate this feature with hip thrusters

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>>21667012
Amen. But even if they stayed a son they would be dealing with the Dad jokes anyway.
>>21667045
>Mamono Lord's goal
I would guess she would be satisfied with the world once she successfully allows Monsters to bear human children, how would she get to know about the poor humans that are on the verge of destruction here?

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>>21663545
>Over 7 billion inhabitants
Assuming less than a fifth of that is monster girls that's still over a billion of them
With a number that big surely even a city filled with a rare species such as Draconia can exist
I hope there is a huge town inhabitated by nothing but Ratatoskrs named Ratatown

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>>21664351

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>>21667186
the best advert for 'anal only' ever

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>>21667179
It was mentioned in one of KC's updates that the Ratatoskr have a centralized information hub in the form of the World Tree, somewhere in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21667251
Rude af

[Anonymous No.]

What MG would appreciate my love of dad jokes?

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>>21667179
>With a number that big surely even a city filled with a rare species such as Draconia can exist
The fact the population is much larger than our own makes "rare" pretty relative I guess.

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>>21667282

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>>21667179
Perhaps, though from what I recall its apaprently noted in the Dragonia book that true dragons only make up a minority of the population. Most of the inhabitants are monsters like wurms, wyverns, lizardmen, salamanders, as-yet-unreleased profile monsters like fire drakes, etc.

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>>21667282
None. Only other men are capable of appreciating dad jokes.

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>>21667261
Just to clarify, it doesn't seem to be a literal World Tree but rather a tree big enough to be compared to one. To quote from it:

>They're a highly social race, operating news organizations around the world, and they seem to have a headquarters of sorts, where they gather all their information, inside a giant tree almost kind of like the world tree, somewhere in the world.

A tweet also clarified that the tree is full of portals that the ratatoskr use to access the tree from "branch" locations all over the world.

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>>21667343
>Posts the waifu
She actually probably would too.

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>>21667394
That's a damned good pun.

[Anonymous No.]

Who's the retard who keeps posting images without any comment? Half the time they dont even get replied too.

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>>21667454
We used to have an image spammer who would grab shit off the mg reddit and repost them here like that.

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>>21667004
I see no problem with this.

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>>21667004
You should really stop giving me more reasons to dump dark matter in the aquifers.
Yellowstone would be a more fun starting point though.

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>>>/d/8606318
OK, this is epic.

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>>21666849
Nice. Thx, m8.

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>>21667454
Senko a cute.

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>>21667503
>Anti-Giantessposter is so buttfrustrated they're trying to force /d/ to be vanilla

[Anonymous No.]

>>21667551
If only /h/ accepted monstergirls.

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>>21666486
Cupids are superior.

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>>21667469
I think it's still the same retard.

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>>21667551
Some people just want a place where they can post NSFW monstergirl art without having to deal with deviant shit.

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>>21667485
>Even the weakest monster girl is way stronger than a human in this world
>When this became apparent, it changed the monster girls behavior. Sadistic types loved the even greater difference of power. The more gentle ones became more protective

[Anonymous No.]

>>21666902
It's no contest.

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>>21667616
>that pic
my soul

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>>21667615
>loli hellhound princess-carrying a full-grown man

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>>21667615
What about the sadistic protectors?

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>>21667640
they become more protective and sadistic of course.

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>>21667646
Sounds good, I’m in favor of this situation.

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>>21667639
Only thing that heckwan is gonna carry is a litter

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>>21667629
Hope that anon has insurance.

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>>21667615
>some tiny little monstergirl trying to protect the shit out of you
>and actually succeeding
That sounds really cute.

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>>21666686
a mist continent accent I suppose

[Anonymous No.]

Funny bunny.

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>>21667179
Yeah because of how big the population is there probably a decent number of a rare species

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>>21667684
>A fairy can lift you up without the use of any kind of magic, even if it's not exactly effortless for her.
>So if a half dozen or so fairies take a liking to you, they can just pick you up and spirit you away to the fairy land and that'll be that.

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>>21667615
I'm pretty sure a large mouse could easily be overpowered. Their strength comes from numbers.
Ratatoskrs and tanukis don't really have any offense in combat, instead relying on guile and manipulation.
Most monsters are physically stronger than humans, but not all of them, and those who aren't have other tricks up their sleeves.

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>>21667671
Tanuki insurances have clauses stating that men won't get reimbursed for damage caused by their MG wife if he didn't properly cum a minimum amount of 6 creampies in her daily for at least the past 90 days.
Spend your money on trustworthy Dragon insurance instead.

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>>21667684
>Anon oniichan And his legit loli ‘harem’ that are his self proclaimed bodyguards

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>>21663415
Why are ochimusha so based?
>good at fighting
>basically can’t die
>free sword lessons
>professional attitude, doesn’t rape
>wants a son

[Anonymous No.]

I was looking at the tweet about the world it seems to say it will be expanded on in another world guide? Do you think world guide 4 will focus on the world

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>>21667752
Anon, we're talking about the effects entering a world with lower gravity levels would have on MGE monsters. Pay attention next time.

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>>21667784
Living on a world with higher gravity would also mean nearly every monster would be a shortstack.

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>>21667773
If so, my prediction would be the book on gods and other important/powerful figures of the MGE world that KC has mentioned planning to eventually make. Such a book would be a prime opportunity to detail how the MGE world was created and how things like gravity function.

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Good moth.

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>>21667758
I'm sold.

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>>21667758
>>21667849
>sample
Goddamit.

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>>21667834
Not with that naughty expression.

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>>21667849
>>21667855
I'd avoid wock insurance sellers, especially the older office ladies ones. They make you go through very unusual health exams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21667759
>woman accuses you of being a pedophile and tries to kick you
>gets beat up by the lolis

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>>21667856
Rude.

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>>21667867
But are they prepared for the FBI?

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>>21667889
Jokes on you, they're the loli Secret Service.

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>>21667503
I don't get why the vanilla posters on /d/ are so dumb, all they have to do is not act like retards and post nsfw links here, move to /c/ threads for vanilla or post the nude but not explicit images on /e/.
There's no use pissing against the tide on /d/ of all places.

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>>21667889
Better question: is the FBI prepared for them?
Correct answer: nope.

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>>21667901
What if the FBI is also monstergirls?

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>>21667897
>/c/
But /c/ is a blue board too.

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>>21667897
>>21667551
God forbid someone make a thread on /d/ that isn't yet another minor variation of futa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21667910
Tough shit, anon. /d/ isn't the vanilla board. It never was and never will be. Go make a case for it on /h/ just like gentle femdom had to.

[Anonymous No.]

Every fox's worst nightmare.

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>>21667921
It's funny to me that you can't have vanilla pregnancy threads on /h/.

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>>21667903
Big lawsuit by the sabbath for violating the loli protection act.

They have their demons and danuki on it.

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>>21667921
Yeah, got to make room for uncut futa with shaved balls and pubes trimmed into the shape of the star of david and a smiley face drawn on the left ball in red marker thread #197

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>>21667503
/d/ autist false flag.

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>>21667907
A lot of the pics they post on the /d/ thread are sfw at times. They'd be better off moving there and using imgur for lewds or not acting like retards and integrating with this place.
>>21667910
They had non-futa for 100+ threads with only some minor problems, they ruined it by starting to add other /d/ fetishes to the OP and drawn too much attention.

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>Hey! I busted a rock open and this fell out!

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>>21667938
They didn't ruin it. They're plagued by a group of discord retards that makes it their personal duty to clean up /d/ of anything they don't like. The OP linked has all the markings of being made by them. It's why I stopped going there.

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>>21667722
the secret to avoid being carried off is to stuff them in your pants so they can't fly

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>>21667927
Actively talked about since /d/'s inception and the mods on both boards consider it /d/ material.
>>21667933
I get you're angry you have to work for your jack off material to exist somewhere but being a child about it doesn't make your case any better.

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>>21667950
>my love for pregnant sex is /d/
shit

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>>21667950
Seems to me you futaniggers are the ones who act like children seeing as you flip your shit the moment you see someone make a thread that specifies no futa.

[Anonymous No.]

Enough talking about /d/.

Let's talk about bunyips instead.

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>>21667921
Monster girls are already not vanilla

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>>21667946
No. They ruined it, the trolls baited people with futa and the thread natives were bitching about it for a while now, someone even asked if they could make it no vore next time and was only met with a single objection.
All they had to do was not bite the bait.

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>>21667961
>the fluffiest hugs
Yeti on suicide watch.

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>>21667962
Awww...

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>>21667962
Then you know where it belongs. Either start sorting it into 2 threads for vanilla and /d/ material and accepting that the vanilla will see trolls or just ignore the material you don't like in the thread occuring now like an adult.

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>>21667897
>>21667938
Are you seriously suggesting that they should be forced to simultaneously make several warheads across several boards while constantly crosslinking between each one and posting offsite links as well, instead of just being allowed a single fucking thread on /d/? Are you literally brain damaged?

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>>21667985
>warheads
WHEN WILL THIS CEASE

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>>21668004
I'll be honest, I'm not sure how that happened since I'm not even phoneposting.

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CROSS-BOARDS GTFO

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>>21668011
this but ironically

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>>21667985
I'm saying there's already plenty of places on the site that allow monster girls that aren't /d/ yes.

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>>21668011
Where do you think you are? /jp/ monster girl threads were founded on crossboarding. They came from /a/ with posters from old /tg/, /vg/ and /d/ posting in them before they were moved here.

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>>21668011
>>>/a/190374803

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>>21668022
Let me guess, you're that guy who keeps suggesting all monstergirl stuff should be moved to /trash/.

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>>21668028
>Where do you think you are?
Old /a/

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>>21667939
Put it back.

[Anonymous No.]

What is it about monster girls that attract autists that reee about fetishes they don't like?
I'm being serious. Are there any other groups that are as decisive about their fetishes?

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>>21668032
>Sabbath agents posting on /a/

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>>21668033
Fuck no. I'm just a guy who thinks trying to be vanilla on /d/ is like walking into a gay bar and yelling that everyone should be straight. It's pointless.

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>>21668004
>gremlins attack dark matters to ballistic missiles and fire them at all of the cities of Earth
We should've seen this coming.

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>>21668049
Never been in a gentle femdom thread, have you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668053
>If it's not futa, it's vanilla

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>>21668052
Looks very huggable

[Anonymous No.]

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>>21668049
Giantess fags. They solved it by schisming into 3 separate threads on /d/ just like every other general thread on there did to survive.

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>>21668053
They still don't allow monstergirls on /h/, right?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm listening to the banjo kazooie final boss theme and it is strangely matching up to this thread.

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>>21668079
AFAIK, they allow cosplay-tier MGs like succubi and kemonomimis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668075
I wish to proceed to pleasure myself with this fish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668079
They allow 90% of mge, it's just stuff like taurs or lamias they don't allow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21667440
I really liked the Orcs that this guy drew, I want to see his depiction of Trolls

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668053
>>21668070
Is a human dickgirl really less /d/ than a 100% female mamono?

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>>21668098
Yeah, there's a succ thread up right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668109
>it's only the most common and recognizable monstergirls they don't allow

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>>21668125
Oof.

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>>21668069
I think it's more of a case that monster girls is less a fetish on its own and more a fetish modifier. It's a top level fetish that can encompass all other fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663415
scary mermaid

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>>21668125
But catgirls and foxgirls are allowed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668151
Cute pig!

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>>21668177
They're not so scary once you get to know them better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668185
I want to pat the pig.

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>>21668109
>90% of mge
Now this is depressing

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668222
pork the pig

[Anonymous No.]

How many species are in mge all together?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668241

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>>21668151
This girl needs to be bred.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668260
221.

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>>21668260
220

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>>21668274
>>21668276
Dang

[Anonymous No.]

Puppy!

https://imgur.com/pYpsbXQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668222
Why does that look like it's mean to be futa art?
It's something about the way it's draw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668274
Can we make s pokemon song?

[Anonymous No.]

Yandere nurarihyon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668296
goddamnit KDF

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668296
KDF why

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668301
Fit-ish darkskin with her pelvic region just in frame with her hand on the head of the sub X big tiddied submissive with her mouth at groin-ish height.
It's a pretty common setup for that sort of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668296
Stop it. Get some help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668296
Not gonna lie, that is sexy as hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668296
Who's the artist?
You degenerate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668241

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>>21668296
Good stuff, man!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668361
PUFFY
VULVA

[Anonymous No.]

>KDF dropping a fat pile of shit
disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>mfw MGE canonically has tentacle rape and bestialty and anons still clutch their pearls at KDF's stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668296
Uh, guys? That’s not me. Anon, did you edit this?

>>21668349
It’s Commander Rab’s work, but it seems it’s been edited from the original.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668388
I'm not even appalled by his latex bdsm incest fetish, just his taste in artists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668398
t.KDF

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>>21668306
>Grants you the power to acquire a 3 digit harem
>Only desires sex at night and doesn't care for it during the day
>Still a yandere that will lock you up in her basement if you talk to another female
Highly dangerous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668388
That guy is beyond cringe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668413
>tfw your wife only lets you interact with women she's selected for your future 3 digit harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668403
Here is the original. I don’t know why anon edited it and while I’m not complaining, it does seem in very poor taste.
https://twitter.com/layerindustries/status/1148310594891714565?s=21

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668403
>It's not KDF for once.
Ah shit, had my outrage ready for it too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668296
This is why you're hated. Go fuck yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668403
>>21668434
What the fuck. This is some 4D chess bullshit right here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668410
>every post that doesn't express the same opinion as me is made by one person

[Anonymous No.]

>>21667938
>starting to add other /d/ fetishes to the OP and drawn too much attention.
Literally one, and it's a shitpost after someone mocked the idea verbatim. Apparently someone is asshurt about some gallery or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668398
>bestality
Where was that again? I know tentacles are everywhere with the rape forest, tentacle potion, and the girl literally named "tentacle", but I don't remember any dog fucking aside from the usual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668466
In this case it very well might be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668466
Yes, welcome newfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668361
>Making a shortstack high p'orc oink in front of her entire tribe.
The best!

[Anonymous No.]

How about we talk dragons
Dragons are nice
Dragons are strong
If you eat dragon scale, you become strong

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668474
I might be wrong but I think there a potion for it

[Anonymous No.]

Oh boy, more juicy KDF drama!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668492
I’m going to ask a dragon out to the ball

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668488
>How local anon got raped by XX orcs for 4 days straight
>"Worth it" man states

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668474
Thieromancy potion. I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668403
>>21668434
What the hell. That's some effort to stir shit, poor kdf.
>>21668474
https://pastebin.com/TacqXe1R

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668474

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>>21668492
Do not eat any of your dragon even if she insists that it grows back.
Instead have her cook you a meal with her firebreath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668474
wonderland is /d/ tier trash and the girls there will sometimes feel like changing their guy into a beast to fuck them

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668505
>>21668519
People really go all out on him for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668533
he's disgusting so it's well earned

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668499
>>21668516
>>21668521
That figures, I'm not so good with the supplemental item stuff, thanks.
Also
>can pleasure horse wife as actual horse
>can fuck dog wife like an actual bitch in heat
>drink half and you become an actual monster boy in defiance of all that is sacred
L E W D

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668539
Your obsession with him is more unhealthy than he’s ever been.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668542
Its not permanent and you cant go half way. Drinking half probably just lowers the transformation time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668552
funny how you don't say the same about his faggoty fans

[Anonymous No.]

>>21666164
>However, since the world of the monster daughter picture book is not a planet in the first place

Then what the fuck is it? There is no outer space?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668561
Not him but is says if you drink half your covered in body hair and it’s possible to become a beastman

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668574
Not him, but I honestly can’t tell whether it’s a fan or a hater who keeps doing these things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668542
The book had so much lewdness it could be mistaken as a wonderland guide at times. It makes me wonder just how much more degenerate wonderland is.
>>21668561
Drinking half turns you into a bipedal furry werewolf by the sounds of things.
>By drinking a whole dose, they transform into a complete "beast" with four legs, and by drinking half the whole body is covered in body hair, and it is also possible to change into the form of a "beastman" that can walk on two legs like a human while having the head of a beast.
KC opened pandora's box.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you guys being fags again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668574
His supposed fans never talk about him while the shitposters out to falseflag him bring him up more than they do. Funny how that works, it's almost like people just call out the shitty attempts at framing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668583
>>21668592
My mistake. Still seeing as its not permanent its pretty much the same shit as chaos transformations. Monsterboys in the true sense still aren't a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668609
It's really not possible to falseflag him. He posted toddlercon and diaper shit in these threads himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668542
You're free to fuck off back to /d/ at any time, because that garbage isn't wanted here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668616
Yeah not disagreeing with you it’s a temporary transformation monster boys aren’t a thing in setting

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668618
Anon that’s the one big major reason why people DO falseflag him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668561
>>21668616
Is there a time limit to how long these potions last, or does it wear off when you expend a certain amount of mana?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668618
Are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668630
Time limit most likely, after all if you're an incubus and you're having sex then running out of mana is pretty difficult (unless you intend to run out that is)>

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668630
I assume time based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668633
https://youtu.be/tb2Ct3yyB4g

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668630
Doesn't matter because beastialityshit doesn't belong here, try /trash/ where the other faggots like you hang out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668630
Time limit most likely

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668592
>KC opened pandora's box.

Opened the box but also put the opened box in a cage with a door. That is he provided a means for such a transformation, but made sure that it's an easily identified item and thus not something that is likely to be forced on you or taken by accident.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668618
he's also into ponyfag shit but people give him special treatment instead of telling him to kill himself

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668616
I know it's not permanent, but I'd still say it's at least halfway there. Must be fun as fuck if you have like an anubis or tartaruspoochie wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668592
Speaking of, are physical eng world guides still never ever forever? Usually wouldn't care about digital only but mge is kinda special

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668690
don't dream about getting pedo material in english friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668690
Got loli. The Encyclopedias are barely legal in canada and I think 4 US states outright ban loli as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>/b/tards can freely to use this thread to circlejerk about monstergirls having sex with literal dogs now
"Just ignore it lol" working out as intended, I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668710
Should we ban MGE discussion then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668710
You're really giving off an air of "I actually posted the shitposts in order to complain about them" with this post

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668703
Pretty gay but expected I guess, maybe someday they'll figure out a workaround (release english in japan and require an import? I dunno) but I won't hold my breath

[Anonymous No.]

Sex automaton irl, when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668729
Or maybe the US actually respects its own fucking 1st amendment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668296
Fuck off KDF

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668722
You didn't bother to say anything about the faggots discussing dogdick potion up there, but you'll instantly accuse someone calling them out being a samefag and imply the trash was conveniently just falseflagging all along? Really makes me think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668680
>Must be fun as fuck if you have like an anubis
Brings a whole new meaning to doggy style with an anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668754
See
>>21668434
>>21668403

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668618
>>21668677
And he learned not to, but you still insist on bringing it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668761
More like brings a whole new meaning to go back to /b/ with your aids and never come back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668710
It's not like "fuck off" ever achieved anything, quite the opposite. The semi-recent hostility to anything and everything until the guy(s) got banned or bored seems to have made people more willing to just post whatever knowing the phrase has lost it's meaning.
Makes me wonder if that was the goal of the whole fuck off campaign to start with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668769
My bad I didn't even bother to read the thread before posting. Telling KDF to fuck off is a knee-jerk reaction for me.

[Anonymous No.]

Zombie cow says stop your bickering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668795
>Posting Nav's shitty art
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

You are in the forest and you see a Jinko in heat just in front of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668772
You only have to do it once to be forever on the shit list of a thread

[Anonymous No.]

>Nav-hater confirmed for vorefag

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668710
What did you expect? KC added this as an official part of canon, so people has the right to discuss it. I dont like it, but its official.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668783
Wow it's almost like the guy who started replying "fuck off" to everything, and the guy so butthurt about getting told to fuck off for the right reasons that he invented the meme about a single "fuck off -guy" existing were the same person. It's not like that was brought up several times or anything when it was happening.

And telling faggots like these "haha turning into a dog so hot xD spork of doom xDxD" shitstains posting right now to fuck off does achieve something, it tells them they aren't welcome and other trash like them that might be watching knows they aren't welcome either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668758
>whataboutism

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668808
Right up there with the diaper shitters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668761
You could also spike her drink with it, since it causes heat in girls. Probably wouldn't have much effect on most monsters but imagine anubis's normal calm, proper attitude melting away into her wolfman instincts (like when you surprise her) while she tries to maintain composure until she finally breaks down and begs for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668808
>only one person can dislike a particular artist
Nav is shit whenever he tries to draw "thick" bodytypes

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668803
Well I want a kakuen so if she jumps at me she’ll have to be in a harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668795
She can't tell me what to do, her milk is cold!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668813
I'm pretty sure KC wouldn't mind if a bunch of NEETs on a Armenian pottery board choose not to acknowledge certain parts of his setting. The point of MGE is to make your own personalized Magical Realm, and if that means ignoring certain parts, then I'm sure he'd understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668814
>xD spork of doom xDxD
The fuck does that have to do with anything? I don't think degeneracy is some lelsorandum act. I also don't think anyone will care if a whiny sped like you says they're not welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668813
You know what else is "an official part of canon"? Cu/Caith Sith. You know what else is rightfully barred from these threads? Cu/Caith Sith. So stop feigning neutrality and take the beastiality shit where it belongs, which is not here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668835
>The point of MGE is to make your own personalized Magical Realm, and if that means ignoring certain parts, then I'm sure he'd understand.
So the same thing you should do when posts start talking about things you don't like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668803
Go inside the nightgaunt cave few meters ahead and fulfill my life long quest.

[Anonymous No.]

Do dark elves make good housewives?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668814
>And telling faggots like these "haha turning into a dog so hot xD spork of doom xDxD" shitstains posting right now to fuck off does achieve something, it tells them they aren't welcome and other trash like them that might be watching knows they aren't welcome either.
Do you know what a troll is?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know about full body transformations but I'd love the ability to experiment with penis transformations.
I always did like the idea of having a knotted penis for mandatory post-coitus cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668802
>posting vore

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668848
Siths aren't barred from the thread, only images of them. You can bring them and the lolimons up in text.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668795
Zombie cow is getting bred.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668857
This manga is shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668814
We've had a few weeks now of mostly peaceful threads, with most stuff the thread didn't like simply getting ignored, and yet said material did not take over the threads. It got ignored and people started talking about other things. It was nice.

Honestly, I am doubtful we'd even still be talking about the bestiality thing if it weren't for posts like yours. The way it works in the MGE would be clarified, questions answered, and that would be it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668857
they don't even make a good wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668863
What? No. You'll be told off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668860
Completely unnecessary given how monster girl vaginas work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668832
is there a problem with nice cold milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668835
>The point of MGE is to make your own personalized Magical Realm

Is this officially stated or just threadcanon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668857
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668860
Is it possible to have a multi-shaft penis so I can fuck multiple wives at once?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668879
You whining doesn't constitute something being "barred".

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668887

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668901
Are you defending posting furshit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668851
>spoiler
Holy leap of logic Batworm!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668892
Echidnas (the strayan thing that lays eggs, not the mother of monsters) have quad dicks. Failing that just use a tenta-potion
>>21668887
Heavily implicit, just look at the utterly massive variety of kinks MGE covers without really forcing any on you and the ambiguity of "well the entries are written by a biased dude being hyperbolic so who knows how accurate they are lol" from KC's statement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668901
Go on, try. I dare you

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that pirate Litches are the best kind of Litch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668907
That's the furspammer. He posts furshit and then samefags like crazy while pretending everyone agrees with him and that the people reporting him and calling him a faggot is a single "whiner".

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668907
Of course he would, it's the same retard that wants to talk about turning into an actual animal to fuck and dog dicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668919
oh

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if succs mass raid churches?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668907
I am defending talking about elements of MGE without breaking rules by posting pictures, yes. You don't have to like cait siths but there's no reason you can't TALK about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668904
>>21668911
Let's clarify things, as that quote from KC in particular really doesn't address the issue. KC does want people to be able to enjoy MGE in many ways, but at the same time he does have a few explicit things that are not up for changing, and he wants things to stay "in the spirit" of the MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668923
>>21668919
>everyone is one person

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668931
>but there's no reason you can't TALK about them.
Yes there is. They're furries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21663415
There is nothing that can't be improved by turning it into a cute girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668933
alright, to clarify then
>he wants you to make your own personal magical realm*
>*within certain limits

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668938
That's not a rule
>GR 3c: [You will not post] Anthropomorphic ("furry") pornography [outside of /b/]
Discussion of MGE is not pornography unless there are pictures or erp involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668944
Did you forget he was japanese?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668918
It's a crime that Shante gets more art than Risky Boots, especially when Risky looks so good with her hair down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668954
Pics or no pics, furrries are still cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668955
No? Why?
>>21668957
>Rotty gets a pittance
>Tuki got like 3 decent pieces
>The scorpions, nagas, and non-giga-mermaids are mostly forgotten
life is pain

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668954
If you want to talk about furshit, then you can go to /trash/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668975
>Why?
You know what, let's not get into that again.

Let's just say: That's probably the best deal you're gonna get out of him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668969
Get use to it
Trigger is making a trigger anime and predictably it's going to blow up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668969
And you're free to think that, and it's usually correct, but that's not barring anything from any thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668954
yiff in hell furfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>MG thread derailed by furshitters again
Ropurotto's sabbath deserves to burn in hellfire and so do these faggoty potions goddamnit

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668985
Oh is that all. Well it doesn't really change the point, MGE is designed to give you a lot of choice without forcing any on you, even if you don't get EVERY choice (like NTR, which based kenkou shot down wholesale)

[Anonymous No.]

You're disappointing her.

[Anonymous No.]

>furfags reveal their true colors again

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668994
>which based kenkou shot down wholesale
I don't agree with him on many things, but that one's solid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668993
Rude.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you training your dog or is your dog training you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669009
>>21668993
You chucklefucks don't help by trying to backseat mod, dragging any derail out longer. Just report, filter, and shut up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668993
Fuck the Sabbath

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669017

>>21668296

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669000
She will never be real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669020
Go home MGU, you're drunk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669031
She's real in my heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669031
That's no excuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668993
>No! How can degeneracy infiltrate my pure catholic kink which involves fucking half a horse or octopus?
If you willfully go into monster stuff and think degeneracy won't ensue you're retarded, learn to filter and stop whining; it helps nothing, doesn't discourage genuine degenerates, and attracts shitposters here to poke the autist (you) with sticks for a reaction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669020
Isn't gore against the global rules?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668993
So what you’re saying is “Ropu sabbath hellhound“

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669031
Not with that attitude she won't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669042
Gore pornography

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669040
>its another 'monsters are bestiality!' retard
just fuck off you yiffing subhuman swine

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669057
Strawman
And if you're willfully ignorant as to how a monster thread might attract things you don't like and aren't willing to take precautions you deserve to shriek into the void like the sperg you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669057
stop replying to bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669076
>Learn to filter/report things and stop giving an over the top response to avoid attracting shitposters = bait
You're hopelessly retarded, and you'll just keep getting actual bait if you act like this.

[Anonymous No.]

just make sure to kill all little girls, cats and dogs to avoid furshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669040
>kink
Funny how easy it is to identify fags with extremely autistic fetishes just from how they use one word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669107
forgot that wonderland has to be nuked also

[Anonymous No.]

>these are your little sisters now

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669109
This
I have never seen a non-fucked up person who says "kink" instead of "fetish"

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669109
>mocking greentext uses word facetiously
>this is hard evidence of anything
And you're in a monster girl thread, deny all you want but this IS an extremely autistic fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669118
how soon can they both be pregnant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668744
Never. Most places have laws against that already thanks to feminists.

[Anonymous No.]

We need a red-hot battle

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669110
>>21669107
>hating on wonderland
gayboy

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669141
Ouki's glaive...

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669145
it's /d/ and furshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669135
>how soon can [monsters] be pregnant
Generally the same answer as "how soon can you get a dick in them?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669040
>which involves fucking half a horse or octopus?
Except the thread only ever talks about fox girls, wolf girls, cat girls, cow girls and succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669118
Can I only have the one on the left instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669156
With the caveat that its a lot more likely to take years (and up to decades or centuries if you're unlucky).

[Anonymous No.]

Dragon knights are t be respected along with their partners

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes, when I see threads turn to absolute shithole like this, I couldn't help but wonder: are westerners more autistic or something? Quite sure this kind of thing never happens at Jap fandom

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669127
>i may be a yiffer, but you're all as bad as me!
No, we're not. You'd know that if you actually lurked in these threads. now fuck off you revolting fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669159
It's not our fault they happen to be extremely good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669159
You can fuck right off if you're trying to say sneks aren't welcome or something.

[Anonymous No.]

At this point if you haven't dropped it you're shitposting just as bad and will be treated the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669167
They are. The furry fandom in the west are obnoxious assholes who love to push their degeneracy in everybodys faces and complain and bitch when people tell them off because they want to fuck animals

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669172
inb4 someone meme arrows you for fandom
But yes the western community is way more autistic. The Japanese fans adopt the mindset that as long as it doesn't break KC's rules they'll just turn a blind eye if it's not their fetish, MGE is intended to be a fetish buffet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669145
I absolutely do not see the appeal of march hares and jubjubs. Why would you want a wife who is literally incapable of thinking about anything but sex at all times?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669187
>>21669167
A sign of autism is lack of empathy for others, so yes, I would call western furries autistic usually. Because the unautistic ones wouldn't shove it in other's faces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669201
>entries are hyperbolic
But even so it's definitely a downside despite how cute they are. Thank god owl came along so there's a non-batshit fluffy bird option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669201
>literally incapable
Baka gaijin

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669210
>he says, dragging an argument out shitting up the thread for everyone
You should go join them, you'd fit in perfectly

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669191
>MGE is intended to be a fetish buffet

Funny, KC tweeted something exactly like this one or two days ago. (Though the exact term was 'MGE is like Nabe where you can put all of your fetishes into') I guess some autistic fags couldn't stand the notion of 'buffet' or 'choices'

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669213
>>21669216
>When they come face to face with a human man, they often misinterpret his words in a lewd direction, perhaps because their head becomes flooded with the desire for sex with the man right before their very eyes, and wild fantasies. For example, if a man offered sweets by them responds with "I want some", "I'll have some", or "sure looks delicious", etc. , they'll misunderstand it as "I want some (of you)", "I'll have some (in a sexual meaning)", "(your body) sure looks delicious", etc. , and from there the conversation will deviate in an obscene direction. In this way, after striking up conversation with them, no matter how far removed the subject is from sex, they'll get hot and bothered. And then, mistakenly believing that the man also wants to have sex with them, they will joyfully attack to initiate.
I don't know how else you could interpret this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669201
I thought JubJubs got clearer heads when attached at the pelvis to a man. Like, the only time they stop thinking about sex is when having sex.

[Anonymous No.]

I fucking hate the summer.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to kiss your rata instead of arguing about things that have been argued about before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669231
>le summer
How many years has it been since this was proven irrelevant? Faggotry is year round, it's always the eternal summer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669227
None of that says they are "literally incapable of thinking about anything but sex at all times."

Instead it gives a specific situation (when they first meet a man they like), and even then says they "often" misinterpret rather than "always."

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669231
Summer removal services

[Anonymous No.]

Holstaur Tools

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669231
On the contrary, the thread was actually quite peaceful for the majority of this summer. This is just what /mgt/ has always been like

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669221
But then people might chose things I don't like, and we can't have that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669243
That's still unbelievably annoying. I hate it when people misinterpret what I say.

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder to cum in little brown girls.

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=75641815

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669244
oppai removal services

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669252
quit reminding me, I haven't forgotten

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669167
They're more autistic in their own ways, anon.
Like writing a multi-part fiction of dating a cute devil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669159
the thread only ever talks about fox girls, wolf girls, cat girls, cow girls and succubi
How new are you?
>>/jp/?task=search&ghost=&search_text=lamias
>>/jp/?task=search&ghost=yes&search_text=centaurs
>>/jp/?task=search&ghost=yes&search_text=krakens

[Anonymous No.]

cum in their jars

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669167
I blame discord and a lack of shoganai in the west. One has been a hotbed of autism that spills over into every community online, and the other is why live and let live isn't alive anymore. Honestly though the japs are probably just as autistic, just better at keeping it in their pants or afraid of the jap doxxing brigade.

[Anonymous No.]

If you support MGE you support KC, who is a furry, bestiality lover, and overall degenerate. How can you claim to hate furfags while consuming such a massive volume of work from one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669301
I haven't given KC a penny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669301
>if you hate trump, why do you live in his country
kind of thinking

[Anonymous No.]

>replying
you fucking idiots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669301
We don't have to like everything about a setting or author to support them. Especially if the things we don't like are not forced on us in the setting (i.e. it's pretty easy to avoid furries and bestiality in the setting).

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669301
I support KC and everything single thing he has produced unironically.

[Anonymous No.]

Tall girls deserved to be bullied

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669301
But anon, MGE is the last remaining /mgt/-approved setting. If we throw that away, then we're done for!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669310
still post his work? don't call out others on posting a furfag's art? doubt it
>>21669312
>comparing a nation getting a new president to willingly going into a franchise
if you hate trump why would you MOVE to america
>>21669319
They're still there, you can say they should be banned or wiped from existence but they'll always be there. And it paints the whole series in a different light, did he make this monster as a cute monster girl or because he wants to fuck animals? You're complicit despite your compartmentalizing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669336

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669336
worshiped*

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669343
So /mgt/ approves of furfaggotry and bestiality? Didn't think so. Take it to /trash/ where it belongs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669336
nigger
>>21669353
cool dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669346
>as a cute monster girl or because he wants to fuck animals?

KC likes what he likes anon and has fairly broad tastes. He loved monster girls in games and other settings but didn't like how romance with them was either not an option or ended horribly. So he made a setting that catered to what he wanted. There is no secret motive, he's been upfront to fans from the start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669167
>are westerners more autistic or something
We literally are. Western culture values confrontational bullshit and nitpicking over saving face for everyone involved just to stay on speaking terms.

That being said, if you piss off an easterner, you must have really fucked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669360
>t.has made 10 Touhou threads in the past 24 hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669369
>duplicitous furfag said something to cover his ass, must be upfront and honest
yiff, hell, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>no art of fairy or titania buttholes
damn

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669348
Bully bully bully

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669374
I remember something to that effect in commentary on the sarin gas attacks
>Once it was known what was going on people began to attack the terrorists and anyone associated with the cult. You know shit is serious when you've driven a salaryman to violence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669379
If /mgt/ can't discuss MGE, then what CAN we discuss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669392
How much we hate furries, of course. Greek mythology might get a pass on all the times zeus fucked someone as a duck or bull due to being classical literature, but jury's still out on that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669374
I'd say it's more of an extension of a social problem the internet brought with it.
If you were a weird faggot, you'd get picked on and beat up at school until you stopped being a weird faggot. Post internet, you could go online and find a community a thousand strong or better full of people who are weird faggots in exactly the same way as you, which just emboldened these weirdos and made them try to force their shit everywhere out of both spite and the mistaken idea that they were somehow normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669366
I'd love to play with and tease my monsterwaifu's more monster-y parts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669346
Monster girls do not equal furry what are you talking about

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669392
planning to murder all little girls and pets so they can't transform into furshit on portal day

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669392
Stop replying to the moron. Stop taking the bait! For fucks sake, you idiots can't avoid a flame war if you're life depended on it!

POST MONSTER GIRLS

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669398
Then what's the point of calling it "Monster Girl Thread"?
>>21669409
>planning to murder all little girls
Monster girls don't like childkillers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669401
You say this as if you're not a weirdo on an anonymous Bruneian HAM Radio station talking about half monster women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669366
>Not wanting push a tall buff oni against the lockers taking her money and forcing her to eat lunch with you
>Not wanting to catch her after school and force her to go on a date with you, and kissing her at the top of the ferris wheel
>Not wanting to hear everyone laugh as she tells them you're bullying her only for them to laugh at the idea
>Not wanting her to finally snap after all the bullying and rape you hard enough that she'd put an ushi oni to shame
>Not wanting to marry her and continue the bullying
>Not wanting to have kids with her and teaching them to be the best bullies around

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669409
actually might need to let them transform before murdering so you can use them as furry bait and kill the furry anons too

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669404
On the surface maybe, but when drawn by a furfag no precaution is too great
>>21669417
>Then what's the point of calling it "Monster Girl Thread"?
Because... because, uh...
YIFF IN HELL FURFAG I'VE SEEN THROUGH YOUR TRICKS

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669301
KC is based though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669417
ending furry things gets a free pass

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669419
I stick to my tiny shadow, not attempting to encroach on normality nor bleed into other shadows because I accept that I am removed from said normality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669435
You do realize that Ropu isn't the only Sabbath and that little girls could monsterize into MGs that aren't beast-type?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668814
>Wow it's almost like the guy who started replying "fuck off" to everything, and the guy so butthurt about getting told to fuck off for the right reasons that he invented the meme about a single "fuck off -guy" existing were the same person
My man, we ALL know that it's you. You post like clockwork and follow the same pattern. You even imply that it's one person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669401
Piss off doomer, and take your shit to /pol/. Humans have been shit for centuries. Technology just made them faster at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669301
>furry
Proof?
>bestiality lover
Temporary transformations don't a bestiality lover make
>overall degenerate
yea fair enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669448
But how do we find out which one they would join to kill the furry ones?

[Anonymous No.]

Mating press little cows

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669442
So despite hitting every tick mark of an internet weirdo you just provided, you're "one of the good ones". Sounds like you're projecting some takeaway you got from getting your ass kicked cause the whole thing just sounds dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669464
Why would a human girl monsterize into a furry?

[Anonymous No.]

Why are you stupid idiots still discussing this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669469
Ropu Sabbath does furshit so you gotta find out the types of girls that would join to kill them first

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669466
Little cows that are big where it counts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669462
cait sith
"I'm only a temporary coprophiliac, but I don't like it or anything"
then go to /d/
if it isn't apparent by now I'm just taking the piss out of the people throwing a shitfit since we're on page 9 past bump limit

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669475
You're a huge nigger for encouraging it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669470
The furfags are very assblasted about getting exposed yet again and now they're just purely shitposting out of spite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669475
>"I was only pretending to be retarded"

[Anonymous No.]

We are all beyond that ridiculous "Human" concept of "Salvation." It's better to give in now and enjoy ourselves before the end.

Surrender to depravity.
GIVE IN GIVE IN GIVE IN

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669466
I prefer mating pressing little flat ratas

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669470
I hope I'm not the only one R&I'ing everyone still discussing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669473
Why not just steering them towards another Sabbath?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669470
autism, what else is it ever?
>>21669455
the internet did radically alter social interaction though, you can argue that autistic shit has been happening since the stone age but never on the scale or rate it is now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669486
Already there!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669483
>>21669477
Hey, couldn't beat em, so you join em :^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669486
I did long ago thanks to the sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669488
>announcing reports

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669490
Because then you'd be doing something other humans would kill you for since you're in the wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669495
Speak of the depths of your depravity.
Speak of the strength of your CONVICTION!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669467
Wrong. Everyone has things they like that are not socially acceptable, the difference between normal people and weird faggots is that normal people check that shit at the door and conform to normal social standards while weird faggots walk around in public with My Little Pony shirts and act like they're the normal ones and the people making fun of them aren't.
It applies across interests, as well. That guy who shows up to a D&D session and makes his character some turbo weeb shit is going to get told to go fuck himself. And rightfully so.

[Anonymous No.]

If I get a shortstack hunting license(read as "marriage license"), how many shortstacks am I allowed to take home and impale on my meat pole?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669512
There is nothing wrong with ensuring impressionable children remain on the right path.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669515
>That guy who shows up to a D&D session and makes his character some turbo weeb shit

That's actually pretty entertaining to watch, if you're not GM of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669470
A very determined samefag troll and and a handful of NEETs and wageslaves with nothing else to live for.

Anyone who replies to this should be reported. This nonsense has gone on long enough.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are wurms so cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669487
I think you mean little busty rata, good sir

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669482
>exposed
u wot
You cried loudly so people started shitposting to get a response. The original discussion you sperged about was over in 5 posts before you chimed in to "help", probably shitposting yourself honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669513
I kiss my rata everyday, multiple times a day! Every chance I get!
I cuddle her and her mofu every time as well!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669475
>cait sith
largely comparable to stuff like kobold from daily life and some of the monsters from MGQ
>"I'm only a temporary coprophiliac, but I don't like it or anything"
it isn't bestiality, the person is human but has been polymorphed. Mind-Flayers do a similar thing, as do Shoggoths.
>then go to /d/
monstergirls is a /d/ fetish. Its a tame one but is still pretty unusual to normalfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669530
No, I didnt. I don't like trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669528
They're just made that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669515
>and rightfully so
Look if you're just beating around the bush on your way to another tirade about the furfags go ahead, but quit acting like some wannabe normalfag on /jp/ of all places.
>D&D nerd trying to act superior to a weeb because his autistic make believe character is tolkien instead of anime
ironing

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669534
My heart goes out to you, you fool who still clings to his humanity.

Dance, I say! Dance among the flames of passion! Submerge yourself within the waters of depravity and let yourself be reborn! Let the feelings of lust overwhelm you! Destroy you! So that you may understand TRUE DEPRAVITY!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669542
>>21669530
The best rata is middle of the road size tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669547
Cute wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669486
Is it me or the Familiar is the one pulling the strings despite her only being just a Familiar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669541
>largely comparable to stuff like kobold from daily life and some of the monsters from MGQ
You think that guy wouldn't REEEEE about polt too? Nuance is lost on people with crippling autism, they honestly couldn't tell the difference between a sparkledog fursona and a jap kobold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669564

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669486
I'm all about that depravity stuff, but is there an opening in the Hourglass Association instead of the Sabbath?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669541
>monstergirls is a /d/ fetish
And here we go, the usual mantra of delusional furries and /d/fags

[Anonymous No.]

Ratas are low down dirty liars

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669557
I think I gave you too much credit by assuming you were able to follow this conversation.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to break into Rata-chan's home and completely rearrange all her important papers and documents!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669573
familiars are the heart of the sabbath, the other races enjoy it but the familiars are made for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669565
Fence sitter is almost as bad as oppai fags

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669586
Then you better make an honest woman out of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669565
The truest path.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669583
>And here we go, the usual mantra of delusional furries and /d/fags
that's... that's not an argument

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669486
I just like the cute girls, no thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

Ok anon, orally fixated monsters or anally fixated monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669581
>Opening
>Association

You speak of depravity and yet remain so reserved. Fool! FOOL!

Go prove your worth. Go out into the streets if you must.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669564
uhhhhhhhh.... Mating press her every day and night!

>>21669565
>>21669586
It's true, she told me that oppai is good, and that I should mating press her if she was wrong. Fell right into her trap!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669622
Anal, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669622
Oral for big breasted mommy ones, anal for little flat loli ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669622
That's an incredibly difficult choice, but If I had to pick I'd say oral fixation. I have a real fetish for submissive cock worship, and something like a Ghoul or Pharaoh would be perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669614
My friends, it has often been said that I like cute girls.
My friends, I like cute girls...
No, friends, I love cute girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669635
I love cute little girls who are totally older than they look

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669622
Anal is nice and all but nothing could beat hours and hours of lusty, enthusiastic oral sex from my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669622
Monsters fixated on raping my anus

[Anonymous No.]

What does a childhood friend monstergirl do when it looks like she is about to lose

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669627
Picture in your mind your darkest and most depraved fantasies. Let them play out! Relish in each exquisite detail! Let madness take hold!

RAVAGE HER!
AND LET HER RAVAGE YOU!!

BECOME AS BEASTS!!!

[Anonymous No.]

Second sketch page from nano is done! This one is of Dellu !!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669652
Commit die

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669660
I really like all of these.
Nano is great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669659
Honestly it's just me cuddling with her, and knowing she loves me and that I love her

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669660
Look out! She has a knife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669641
I love Holstarus
I love Black Harpies.
I love Dark Mages.
I love Slimes, Nekomatas, I love Mad Hatters, and Red Oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669659
>Picture in your mind your darkest and most depraved fantasies.

Recall that what is pictured counts as depravity for girls like these.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669652
Plan C

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669635
Thank you, Major.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669583
He's right you know. The average person doesn't want to fuck a lamia or arachne.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669587
>fantasy larper spews tl;dr about how he's less autistic than other people because he's a scaredy bitch afraid of normalfag bullies and thinks his interests are on par with horsefuckers
What, you wanted a thesis statement for that "we live in a society" crap?

[Anonymous No.]

Is your waifu strict with the kids, or does she spoil them too much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669592
divisive tit argument fags are worse than hemorrhoids

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669652
When she gets desperate she awakens the yandere gene in her and rapes the boy so that he isn't stolen from her

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669622
My waifu is definitely more orally fixated. SHe's a super slut for gags, oral and general mouth play.

My daughteru is slightly more anally fixated. She definitely has a passion for oral things too, but most of the time she'd prefer a righteous anal session.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669660
Best maus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669668
>>21669690
Understand that I don't care. At the end of the day, in those pleasant hours between arriving home from work and going to bed, certain never to get enough rest to face the next day...

As I wish for something different–something better...

A creeping darkness in my heart wishes for something more. MUCH MORE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669660
Imagine the smell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669690
>tfw no little adopted devil momster
>she will never dote on you like you're her little boy despite being twice her size
>she will never insist on having you bend down so she can give you lots of headpats and kisses

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669495
>Such mischievous eyes
I hope my destined lover has a wild side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669717
spoiled way too much

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669735
Extremist girls need much love. They are so much shit on just because of MUH FREEDOM

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669744
>destined lover has a wild side
I mean it's easy to check, I just flip my hand over and see if either side is "wild" ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669717
She spoils our daughteru a lot. I'd probably spoil her more though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669729
Your depravity is great, no doubt. But what would you be without your tools?

Have you the passion to go forth under your own power? Or are you forever bound to your crutch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669751
>I'd probably spoil her more though.
the wife or the daughter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669717
Strict, I am the one who spoils.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669591
I wish I had an extremist familiar to bend me to her will.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669756
As long as I've got both of them, the tools are immaterial! I mean, they're great and having them would really help tie things together so to speak, but us loving each other is really all that matters.

>>21669757
Both, but I was referring to the daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669777
lolifox can bench press more than I can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669752
I think back to the other day, discussing a Rata using her armbands as onaholes. Perhaps there would be some footjobs as well. Possibly teasing my chest with her lithe fingers.

Those ears of her's are no doubt suitable for hearing my sighs of passion. What better purpose for those eyes than watching my face contort in lustful anguish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669777
Nani!?

[Anonymous No.]

Just finished Ishuzoku Reviewers, can I get some spoonfeeding? Anything else like it? (Comedy/Monster Girls ect)

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669779
>Both
good man

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669777
Too cute

[Anonymous No.]

How can ratas get to be this smug?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669799
>just finished
I just started, knew I was gonna like it when their first response to meeting an angel is to ask for a ride to heaven to check out their brothels, then buying him(?) a catgirl session

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669809
She's secretly got a womb full of onii-chan's cummies and a cunny plugged up with a dildo shaped like his penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669809
She sees a really big nut that she knows she's gonna get

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669809
Mofu
>>21669789
DOMINATION

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669809
No one is giving them the dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669822
>Degenerates still using those words
Over two years away and this shit still hasn't died...

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669804
I wish the daughteru didn't get dicked

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669717
We’re stern but fair with our daughterus. Now their grandparents, that’s an entirely different thing, their whole existence seems to be to spoil our kids as much as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669777
I want to mating press her on the bench

[Anonymous No.]

Would a tanuki get annoyed if I wore a shirt saying "1 Hug for 1 Dollar 2 hugs for 3" since economically it's wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669740
Wanna know what’s better than smol momsters? Fairy momsters. The fact that they can instill fear into people despite being so tiny is amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669809
Cheshire's need to stop calling rata's chipmunks! They don't even understand taxonomy!

[Anonymous No.]

Wikifag here, after going through NanoStar's and j2_j2's pages, I have gathered about 125 images.
I'll start working on the waifufag twitters now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669809
Because they know you’re a slut for fluffy tails and she didn’t brush her tail for two hours today just for you to NOT notice it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669851
You would make a fortune from CC yetis who are willing to pay any price to get hugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669622
Oral. Anal feels like shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669860
Remember to grab the :orig images by adding :orig to the end of the filename in the address bar

.jpg:orig for example.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669836
They're just words binky boy

[Anonymous No.]

How smart is your daughteru

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669869
I would offer a ‘boyfriend experience’ to CC monstergirls, where we would just cuddle for the night and sometimes I’ll hold the girls while they cry themselves to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669836
EMBRACE
D E G E N E R A C Y

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669898
My Wurm daughterus are pretty smart! But they still haven’t grasped the concept of sarcasm even though they’re in their 20’s.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669789
In relation to rata feet, they seem like a good size to do that type of back massage where they walk on top of you.
I'm not sure how you'd ask one to try, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669913
No embrace celibacy

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669857
My two favorite girls should not be fighting. They should bully me instead.

OR I WILL BULLY THEM FIRST

[Anonymous No.]

Anybody else watching the MGC Rapeball All-Star game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669898
I'd say she's definitely on the smarter side. She probably wouldn't want to pursue much education past high school though, as it's her ultimate dream to stay as mama and papa's adorable little girl forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669916
Lay on your front with your shirt off. If she's really worth your time, she'll figure it out.

They are masters of information, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669919
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669907
So you're going to be a daki for lonely CCs at night? I can only see this going well when the 3rd client decides to keep you for a little too long

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669919
That would piss off monsters though I wonder if they would be okay with waiting until marriage

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669907
I would like to do this, only to get invited over by a fertility goddess Nurarihyon and get scolded by my wife for offering such silly services. Especially since she can help me get my hands on any other cc I want anyway!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669927
Don't watch sports, but I will take advantage of any happy hour specials they have because of it.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to use magic to trade the busts of flat and cow tit monsters so that they each learn what the other faces

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669907
I'd rather be a camboy though I'd have to make sure nothing gives away my location

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669486
Only if I get to be a bapho's onii-chan. Otherwise no deal. I'm not interested in other lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669919
>>21669943
The closer to the summit, the more treacherous the climb.

Oh what peaks of passion shall be discovered in breaking you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669936
It’ll be okay nothing a good ol’ can of mace can’t fix. Besides we can’t take our clothes off. We just watch movies and cuddle.

>>21669944
But I won’t get paid for it! We need to pay rent somehow!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669961
Prove your depravity.
What do you intend to do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669967
I'll just have my childhood friend protect me

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669967
Wait a minute...

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669869
cc is cute couple? I don't remember anything like that from the JS JK OL etc. family

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669986
>Childhood friend
She'll be the one doing the breaking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669994
Christmas Cake because those aren't good past the 25th

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669997
>She'll be the one doing the breaking.
She would never, she's such a nicegirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669997
That's why you get two childhood friends of rival species so that when one breaks the other can defend you and since they are rivals they won't work together flawless plan

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670002
OH, I'm fucking retarded. Yeah I know cakes my brain just didn't draw the connection with the acronym for some reason
>cake yeti
absolute heaven

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669976
>Tear off her panties
>Lick her perfect, little, loli cunny
>Pop a boner all the while
>Insert my dick into said cunny
>Start off slow, savoring the moment
>Pick up the pace and breed her like there's no tomorrow
>Shoot my load directly into her little womb
>Pull out and force my messy dick into her ahegaoing mouth
>Force her clean it up
>Repeat said process numerous times, alternating between her cunny and her ass
>Cuddle up with her face nuzzled in my chest after an entire day of breeding
>Wake up before her the day after
>Force my dick into her mouth
>Tie her head to my crotch so that she can't pull away
>Use her mouth as my personal cock-sock for as long as humanly possible
This is just the tip of the iceberg. Many more depraved things would occur, but I don't want to start a shitstorm

[Anonymous No.]

All this talk about momsters, but where’s the love for auntsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670020
Would you keep going, even if she started to cry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670041
Honestly, yes. My lust for baphos is too strong

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670039
Which MG makes the best aunt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670054
The one you fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670054
The kind who will pay you $20 to mow her lawn and then sit out there drinking wine and making inappropriate comments towards you the entire time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670054
Satyros for wine aunt

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670053
Heheheh
Hahahah
Kekekeke
Kihihihihihihihihihihi

You poor child. You blew it.
Baphomets never cry

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670080
Just give me my damn bapho cunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670080
I thought that was devils.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670054
>cool winegoat aunt
>not even the same species as your adopted momster so she's double removed
>always in a good mood and ready to party, changing overnight from praising you as "such a good son!" to "a fine young man" without missing a beat
>take care of her here and there when she gets too out of control, she thanks you for taking care of this "stubborn old goat" and knows you're "going to make some lucky girl really happy"
>sometimes when she stays over you can hear faint sobbing from the guest room

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670088
Kehehehehehe
A deserving male would take what they want by force.

Train well and try harder next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670108
>>not even the same species as your adopted momster so she's double removed
Clearly she was the crazy wild friend of your momster from MonsterGirl University I bet she would embarrass your momster by telling you some of her college stories

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669150

nufufu or kokoko?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670111
>Implying I wouldn't
If she turned me down, I'd do everything in my power to get my dick inside her precious bapho cunny, and I wouldn't stop trying either, even if it killed me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670080
They can cry tears of joy

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670111
That belly is very rubbable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670113
>"Your mom wasn't able to get a boyfriend in college because she kept talking about how cute young boys were. Said she'd do anything to get one."
>she ufufus as you start sweating

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670144
If you rub the belly of sweet, innocent Bapho-chan, surely you'd let her return the favor and rub any part of you she pleases, right?

Oni-chaaaaaan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670127
kakaka

[Anonymous No.]

>evil monster girl always tells her subordinates that she'll destroy you, the "Hero"(lv. 5 farmer boy), and finally rule the kingdom
>none of them know that she secretly watches you on her crystal ball at night and masturbates vigorously at the thought of settling down on the farm with you and having lots of kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670156
Can she rub my back? It gets sore over the work week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670146
How the the momster defend herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670156
Onii-chan's beer belly is fun to touch, right? Onii-chan's hair is so fuzzy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670180
>Excerpt from a holst's self-insert fan fiction

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670180
What a wimp. If she was truly evil, she'd do it in an instant, without a second thought.

[Anonymous No.]

Where do I find monster girl discussion without the rampant pedophiles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670196
in gay hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670196
I'd tell you reddit or tumblr, but they're far worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670193
How would an evil holst be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670196
Right here
We could talk nice mature women that you could bump into on the street

[Anonymous No.]

You have momster auntsters even cousins but where are the niecesters

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670196
>He doesn't want to drown in perfect, tight, little, monster, loli cunny
Man, I can't imagine being this much of a normalfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670203
She's not evil. It's just her fantasy of what an evil girl would do to a farmer. That's why she writes fan fiction, because she's too nice and too shy to approach that farmer boy that she's in head over heels for

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670208
Bah
Eveytime i think of that i come to the age old plot of the yandere fox chick that runs a sandwich stand

Maybe a change of pace
Like bumping into a dragon thats trying to social after decades of isolation

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine fucking a loli but the potion runs out and it turns out she was actually a mature cake

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670222
Not sure if I'd be disappointed or excited.

[Anonymous No.]

Teach your daughteru that no means no

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670225
Also teach her that a bulge in daddy's pants means present your cunny!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670225
I keep telling her that, but the waifu keeps telling her that no means yes and that yes means yes, and she listens to the waifu more. Now, my daughteru is my second waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670196
fuck off normalfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668933
>but at the same time he does have a few explicit things that are not up for changing

For example?

[Anonymous No.]

Spooky monsters have hearts of gold and deserve love

[Anonymous No.]

>>21668904
>for those who are tired of actual women for various reasons

I think KC has had some really bad experiences with women.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to steal a single copper coin from a dragon's hoard

[Anonymous No.]

>>21669530
I want this rata on my dick! I better do something scandalous to attract her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670211
I would just like to play with them during the day, and keep watch as they sleep peacefully.

Nothing naught. I have zero impure intentions.

[Anonymous No.]

Innocent pure monstergirls deserve ice cream

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670196
Most of the talk here doesn't focus on lolis, the thread just goes on tangents at times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670281
Rumors on Spacebattles say that some girl cheated on KC

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670281
I heard a rumor that he was cucked by his girlfriend. I wouldn't put too much stock into it though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670281
I don't think there's a man alive who hasn't had 'bad experiences' with women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670299
I still won't give them any

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670299
I want to drive an ice cream truck around MGC

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670302
>>21670305
I always got that vibe, but it's best not to pry too much.
>>21670306
I know I did, and I'm a kissless virgin. Dumb bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670330
I kinda figured after reading the Eros subsection and her views on infidelity that something happened to KC. You're right though, 2D is better anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670306
I have had bad experiences with women. A lot of them. Literally every date I've tried has ended up some psycho bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670314
Good luck getting raped and married by a Wurm. Because all Wurms know that if you marry the ice cream man that means you get free ice cream for life!

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember that Alices actually have very large, very fat bottoms beneath their dresses.
A reliable wonderland source told me so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670350
The thread is already over, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670306
Women treat me like I don't exist at best and absolute shit at worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670341
Lucky you. Every date I’ve had I’ve completely ruined them by myself and it’s almost always done subconsciously too. Like I won’t realize that I ruined the date until the next day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670349
A wurm wouldn't rape me I'd give her an extra scoop for free as the don't rape me tax

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670211
I had a great reply for this, but we ran out of images

So take your pick
http://imgbox.com/g/td51xD5Nfd

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670349
I wonder if I could hire a wurm as my assistant on the truck

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670341
>>21670353
>>21670355
I always treat women professionally distant. No more, no less.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670355
Hey, at least you're getting on dates. There are some people who ruin everything before they even get to that point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670350
Anon, what did we talk about mingling with Cheshires?

[Anonymous No.]

Cheshires are for treating like normal girls

[Anonymous No.]

I have nothing against real world women, I just know that real romance can never live up to fantasy, and it'd be wrong to expect such things. So its best to stick to harmless fantasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670372
I mean, is she wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>img limit reached
>still half a page left before 404ing

Man, this is going to be long

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670377
Your mother is a whore!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670381
This guy knows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670387
What a rude werecat

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670381
There's "can never live up to fantasy" and then there's "can never come remotely close."

It doesn't help that women are incredibly shit, on top of being backed by an even shittier system.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670398
>being backed by an even shittier system
Back to /pol/ with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670398
I don't know what your experiences are, but my parents and siblings are quite happily married so such experiences are clearly not universal. In my experience women are no more likely to be jerks than men are.

[Anonymous No.]

>/mgt/-Angry Virgin General

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670415
kys

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670415
Please no virgin shaming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670415
I bet the monstergirls posting on /hbt/ are being called angry virgins right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670415
t. angry virgin

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670423
t.Unicorn

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670330
>I'm a kissless virgin

Think of how happy your waifu will be when she gets to be the first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670415
ebin

[Anonymous No.]

I like unicorns but only if they are satyrs so no horse pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670361
But what if she ups the tax to TWO scoops?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670455
That's better than losing all my ice cream

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670449
More like disgusted at how pathetic you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670455
I'd tell her that I can only give her one "good girl" bonus because I want to make all the monsters happy with ice cream I'd tell her how she would feel if I ran out an none of the other girls could get ice cream

[Anonymous No.]

Would wonderland monsters be the shitposters in Human Boy threads?

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/AltairLeVega/status/1148782669091745793
I need an adult...

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670465
Mad Hatter and Jubjub

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670468
Gross

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670449
>No one has dared to steal the first kiss of my beloved!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670477
>>21670449
What if I'm not kissless, but still a virgin? Does that make me used goods?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670415
But I'm not a virgin...

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670490
>i-it doesn't count as a real first kiss unless its with someone you love!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670503
I am. Two more years before I become a wizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670518
But if that's true then I'll always be kissless!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670465
I imagine any monstergirl who has a Electra-complex would be a pretty annoying shitposter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670531
Then your waifu will be waiting for you as giddy as can be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670559
>Kobold that is a Father Fucker

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670569
Is she into latex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670581
Oh, unbelievably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670559
>Dhampirs
I suppose the math checks out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670569
>>21670581
>>21670589
>implying KDF's daughteru isn't too busy being gimped out like >>21668296 to shitpost

[Anonymous No.]

Zombies are cute and should be given headpats for being good girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670054
Any MG really, as long as they get drunk and tease you so much you pin her down and make her your wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>momster tries to explain to the other human moms in the neighborhood why fucking their own son is good
What's the worst that could happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670697
Imagine making your pet zombie wight from just casual loving contact

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670725
All the better when she finds out and demands you have cuddle sex under the covers with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670724
>Where is the boys father? Isn't he your husband?
>All of the monsters start gossiping the single monster mom.

[Anonymous No.]

Centaurfags are all... ass men

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670780
I'd feel bad for single momsters that dont fuck their son because everyone assumes she does

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670724
Jokes on them. Momsters are the best parents for lonely adopted human boys. Same goes adopted human boys being the best child for a momster. Especially when she can feel his cock getting bigger and bigger each year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670805
What if I want a momster but I don't want to fuck her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670822
Whats the fucking point =in having a momster, but not fucking her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670822
Then don't. You don't have to join the perv train. Inb4 someone calls us faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670822
Marry her daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670827
Passive MAMONO MANA buffs for when you first dick the waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670822
Be adopted by a married momster. But then you get a sister. If the momster has been married for a while, be prepared for an ara ara older sister

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670835
Then i guess you can have one, but make sure shes married or get her someone to marry her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670822
What if she says you have shit taste in monsters when you bring home your girlfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670822
That’s okay. Just be ready to either get raped by your new sister or aunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670784
Too much ass. How can you expect me to take responsibility for all of that ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670843
That's easy, all I have to do is hook her up with one of my friends from school!

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone find it ironic that there are probably human women who are psychologically damaged enough to match some mamono personality types?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670845
>Momster is a cat
>Bring home a hellhound and she chews you out for betraying your race

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670866
>she finds out your Hellhound gf is the daughter of her old bully from high school

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670854
>be anons friend
>mom says hes bad.
>Still hang out with him.
>One day invites me to his house.
>When iam their he leads me to a room.
>Walk in to see his momster naked.
>Hear the door lock behind me.
I want this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670850
Get some one else to tap in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670805
>your momster is holding you lovingly with you head in her bosom as she strokes your hair
>"Don't worry, sweetie. I'll always be here whenever you need me. If you need a mother, I'll be your mother. If you need a wife, I'll be that too. Anything for my beloved Anon."

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670878
You try it first then tell me how that works out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670874
Having your best friend's momster rape you into being good does sound kind of nice. Plus, the mom jokes would be golden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670873
>The Hellhound Daughter is actually nerdy and gets bullied so your momster grows to love her since she relates

[Anonymous No.]

I want a fairy to stick me down her pants

[Anonymous No.]

I was watching Life of Pi the other night and it made me wonder what it would be like to spend 200 days adrift at sea with a Jinko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670889
>mom jokes
I’m intrigued anon what do you mean by that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670889
Only problem could be his strict order mother wondering where he goes after school. Hopefully she never finds him entering your house to fuck your momster more.
Also walking home with your girlfriend while your best friend is fucking your mom would be really awkward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670874
>getting your friend to fuck your mom
That's a level of wingmanship I'm very uncomfortable with. At least find an older man you wouldn't mind calling dad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670902
>what it would be like to spend 200 days adrift at sea with a Jinko.
lots of sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670863
No because that kind of mental damage and psychoses come with side effects that mamano personalities and tropes don't that either negate the benefits or outright pull a negative in a cost:benefit analysis.
Ex: yandere mamano? There's people that want that because as bad as it can get you, your family, your pets, your property, and your future are generally assured safety. Yandere IRL? Your family will receive anonymous death threats via various means that can cost them their jobs along with random property damage possibly to vital things like brake lines, your pets will disappear as will your shit take a guess what happens to both, and your future is grim at best unless you manage to get dirt on them and get them incarcerated long enough to leave the state with no real trace because courts can't try them properly because they're by definition not mentally fit to be tried properly which funnily enough makes it insanely hard to get even a mild restraining order on them to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670914
But Roxanne Parker we cannot expend all this energy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670887
God I love momsters!

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck this heat I wish I lived in wintertown

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670906
>Wow man, you really suck right now... JUST LIKE YOUR MOM DID LAST NIGHT! But seriously, she got kinda loud, we keeping you up, bro?

>>21670908
Mana bomb the house. It's best for everyone. As for the last bit, I feel like dealing with one's parents loudly having sex might not be all that out of the norm for monster children. Just one of those things you learn to tune out. Maybe you'd never be able to date a human girl, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670888
Well I guess being a coy fag isn't going to cut it and your only recourse is to just pound that horse ass until you black out

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670908
>order mom walks in on her son fucking an older monster
>has a mental breakdown and believes that the only way to save his purity is to fuck him herself
>anon now has two milfs competing for his dick
This is a situation I wouldn't mind being in the middle of

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670925
Mana bombing is to obvious. Just plant a Pslime in the house. Nice a quiet.

>>21670930
I had assumed the order women was married, but this works as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670924
Well it's unusually cold here for this time of year, can I have some of that heat?

[Anonymous No.]

I just want a nerdy monster to play grand strategy games with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670939
>P. Slime
Played out. How about having her son make her a paper mache cursed sword?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670943
I just want a nerdy monster to play grand strategy games for me. I'll watch and support!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670918
That seems oddly specific man. And the worst possible example to pick too. But in general it seems you are saying the personality types would be horrible irl. Did I parse that correctly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670950
Not sure how you curse a paper mache sword, but it could work if you can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670953
>did I parse that correctly
Yep. DL and mamano man prevent pretty much all of the true negatives tagging along with the personalities and tropes that would scare your soul forever if you met similar personalities and tropes IRL without those precious buffers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670929
>black out
>not applying arm to vagina then giving her the italian fuck off when she yells about you taking responsibility
That is how you get herds. Those fat asses require much grasses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670922
That's only natural. Momsters are maximum comfy and you can have them in so many flavors.
>standard mommy momster
>sporty bro momster
>smol fake loli momster
>gloomy depressed momster
>absolute sexbomb momster
>strict helicoptor momster
>fertility goddess broodmomster

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670975
>sporty bro momster
So this is the evolution of tomboy childhood friends...

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670971
Your dick will be bigger than your arm anyway so why bother. The whole "sensitive around the entrance" thing is a meme they push to seem less intimidating to small dicked humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670975
>fertility goddess broodmomster
I will take one please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670981
Well, childhood friends always lose and they won't stay young forever, so...

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670962
Pretty cynical, y'know? I'm trying to think of a counterexample or two. There are some that doesn't apply to. There are quite a few, all of the non-rape ones for instance. Zipangu girls are mostly just perverts. Some others would be manageable if they were open to being negotiable about the weirdness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670986
>Childhood friend that lost fucks the kid of the guy she had a crush on

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670993
>1183 posts
This thread was a wild ride

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670984
>dick bigger than arm
What? Oh yeah, right. What gym do you go to again? Just curious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670993
That's a BTFOing so hard it's almost physically painful. Question is, is she still best girl? Does this, in fact, make her BESTEST girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670993
>Your mom planned it because she made a deal with the childhood friend that if she let her win then she would get her son

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670986
>>21670993
>>21671003
>more of a secret yandere type of momster
>she’s the reason you’re an orphan
>all because your father liked that human bitch
>it’s okay though she can get it right this time with you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670992
It's not cynicism when it's a demonstrable truth. Also, are we talking all mamano personalities or parallel to mamano personalities that would arise in psychologically damage real life women?
Ex: what you would call overtly "perverted" women are usually a direct result of previous abuse and is a coping mechanism or a symptom of more than a few mental disorders. All of which comes with their own share of baggage that are strong negatives that mamano with similar personalities are entirely devoid of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21671003
Survey saysNo that is still painful sad. Points are now negative for pedochildhoodloserfriendloser
>>21671008
It got worse, double negatives are now negative. This bitch broke mathematics. You tried anon, but that can't be salvaged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21671013
I dont think his green is implying she killed his parents. She is still salvageable through the power of shota cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21671013
Nevermind i skipped a line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21671004
The winning girl must be an expert negotiator to get her to agree to that deal to bad she is a bad mom to her son and sod him to a monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>21671009
The set of mamono personalities. Hence the difference in opinion between us. I just found it amusing that some of the more "special" mamono could have a human equivalent, due to psychological damage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21671013
This. She didn't get the man she wanted, had to wait all tha time, watch them be a loving couple, eventually get married, and have a child the ultimate product and evidence of love between 2 people. All the things she wanted for herself with her best friend that she had to just sit and watch as an outside observer as her own unfulfilled life flies by her.
Now, her consolation prize is a child that's only half of the man she truly wanted, but will have to be enough, tainted by also being half the bitch that stole everything she ever wanted from her.
I wonder what goes through her mind when she looks into his eyes and sees the mothers rather than the fathers because the likelihood of inherently your mothers eye color is something like 75% compared to your fathers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21670975
>smol fake loli momster
Lolibaba wife momsters are the best.

Senko or Tamamo from MGQ image here if we didn't hit image cap

[Anonymous No.]

>>21671013
>This bitch broke mathematics. You tried anon, but that can't be salvaged.
I’m missing something because I don’t know what you’re talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21671027
The good news is, her eggs would never let any of that FILTHY WHORE'S genes through, so their daughters will be just like she made them with him! How did we combine so much good shit but still make a monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21671004
The setups a little fucked but arranged marriages would definitely be a thing. Responsible mothers would attempt to secure a husband for their progeny.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to teach my daughteru how to masturbate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21671024
I'm looking at it from the fact that to get those personalities to appear in actual women you'd have to be stacking all the wrong kinds of baggage with no mamano mana safety nets to negate or reduce that.
"Yandere" like personalities doesn't occur "softly" IRL. It occurs in various forms either wildly overt or passively extraordinarily manipulative but the negatives are all there still as that's what happens in obsessive disorders centric towards people rather than mannerisms or objects because it's either a reason out of or can't reason out of when it's a dynamic target.
As another example, trying to find the nearest equivalent to a hellhound personality is finding a woman who was abused in early childhood and rather than taking the shutdown or victimhood, the passive approach, they adopted aggressive strike first policies to insulate themselves and feel like they've gained back control but that still comes with all the negative baggage of such things occurring to them when they were young. Basically the human equivalent of a dog beaten too many times turning aggressive rather than meek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21671038
Math joke, I thought weebs were into teh math. Algebra: (-n)(-n) = +n. Unless you're a pedochildhoodloserfriendloser. Then a multiplicative increase in negative points is still negative. Also, there are deliberately two instances of loser in the name, so it qualified as a verbal pun too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21671038
In certain schools of math 2 negatives can make a positive.
>>21671044
I still think it would be better if the offspring followed basic genetics. That way she runs the risk of seeing that bitch in her newborn childs face like in the ears or hair color or eyes. You want to make a monster might as well go full bore rather than flinch at the last second.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21671065
>I still think it would be better if the offspring followed basic genetics.
They would. That post was intended to be 100% cope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21671062
>>21671065
Oh I gotcha. I’m terrible at math.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21671056
Meh. Different perspectives here. When you look at it from the perspective of (normal woman + specific fetish = mamono type N) then you need not apply additive psychological damage i.e comorbidity. Keep in mind that comorbidity isn't mandatory irl either. Your example of bedroom aggression need not apply elsewhere, for instance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21671062
I am more of a fan of buying over priced pieces of unpainted plastic from a company that hates me and everyone else who enjoys their game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21671076
>you’ve gained the attention of a group of Hakutakus

[Anonymous No.]

>>21671080
My dude I know that feels. Also, the tail end of insomnia is a familiar one too.
>>21671082
Don't worry I'll take one or more for the team. Still not doing your homework though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21671080
Does that company rhyme with lame shirkshop? If so then you have my empathy

[Anonymous No.]

>>21671087
>>21671091
Indeed. I wonder if sending in the Leanan Sidhe teams would help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21671079
Not bedroom aggressive just flat aggression. Think raiju not lizardman.

[Anonymous No.]

So would a Echidnas kids start demanding you get them pregnant as well once they hit puberty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21671001
I'm completely lost on what you're implying. In case it's YOU who's confused, I said WILL. As in, mamono mana.

[Anonymous No.]

Maids are olev

[Anonymous No.]

>>21671105
They'd just partner with Tanuki and make everything worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21671109
>loli Echidna daughteru keeps hiding a pillow under her shirt and making bedroom eyes at you

[Anonymous No.]

>>21671114
Tanuki are in cahoots with those fat cats on Wall Street!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21671116
That just sounds really cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21671105
My man. Don't make the fairies cry for a lost cause. They need those happy thoughts to help bolster all of the weebs and sadpainterfags.
>>21671107
Yeah, that's not going to work out well. I consider a limited and ritualistic approximation of mamono psychology in the usual human to be a good enough equivalent for our purposes, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21671119
What about the Wolves on Wall Street? Are they working together too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21671116
>Bedroom eyes
>She doesn't quite get it yet so she's actually just squinting at you

[Anonymous No.]

>>21671114
Tanuki may be greedy,but they wont make it worse. They will just make it so you get one of them as a wife due to your obession. I wonder if they would play fantasy or 40k?

>>21671129
True. Although i do wanna see a cute leanan painting her army!

[Anonymous No.]

>>21671116
This is pokemon thus offtopic and shit so don't get too mad but that reminds me of a pokemon that to evolve has to hold a fake egg since the evolution cares for real eggs

[Anonymous No.]

>>21671109
According to lore all kids do, not just echidna kids. They get addicted to dads flavor in utero because pregnancy makes mamano even more hungry.

[Anonymous No.]

Tanuki Tail That's Terrific

[Anonymous No.]

>>21671140
I wish a OL tanuki took a liking to me and promoted me from mail boy to personal assistant

[Anonymous No.]

>>21671139
not really though? I am pretty positive only dark elves and slimes are noted for doing that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21671139
That's patently false though. KC has made it clear on numerous occasions that they only got after dad if you don't let them interact with others/prevent them from dating normally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21671116
Not usually a fan of snakes but a Loli echidna would get my seed if she ever asked for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>21671138
I'm a pokefag too anon. That's Happiny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21671116
I feel like I'm obligated to fuck her at that point, even if she is my own daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21671151
>Not usually a fan of snakes but a Loli echidna would get my seed if she ever asked for it
>Be dense farmer anon
>Loli Echidna keeps asking for seed
>You keep telling her no and that you need it
>One day finally give in
>Give her some grain seeds and tell her to stop asking for seeds

[Anonymous No.]

>>21671129
The suffering artist needs his muse, anon.
Harden your heart and swallow your tears. For them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21671135
If you wish real hard on a pile of fairy dust and can wait for next thread. I think your dream can come true, at least partially. You'll have to imagine the figurines. She probably plays Tau, don't hold it against her. Watching her roll dice would be entertaining in itself. Fairies are cute, man.
>>21671158
Nah. They can enjoy the cash grab. No fairies for those guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21671156
As cute as that is anon, I ain’t a sense farmer. I’d rail that little echidna so hard she’d slither funny for a week.

[Anonymous No.]

>be delinquent anon
>your momster wants you to stop being naughty
>tell her no pansy-ass mom is gonna tell you want to do, and you fuck off to your room
>ten minutes later, your momster literally kicks down your door dressed in her old delinquent clothes from high school, now stretched out by her mature womanly curves
>you both have a good tussle, but she eventually pins you to your bed and fucks the shit out of you
>after that, whenever you're being bad, she put on her old clothes again and fuck you through the floor
>after a while she fucks you even when you aren't being bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>21671156
And that's the echnida learned to have a greener thumb than any troll or alraune

[Anonymous No.]

>>21671116
>fuck and marry your Echidna shild
>Do the same to her first child
>and the next
>now you have a harem of 4 Echidna
>all of them keep getting pregnant so you have a shit ton of kids
>Lost track of how many but you love them all
>Single handedly populate the entire area with monster girls due to your harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21671164
I cant wait and that image does indeed sound really cute! Be a work out, but she would love every moment of it!

>>21671168
That sounds like heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21671149
>>21671150
I definitely recall it being a thing according to KC. All his recent tweet says is you can make the executive choice on that or send them out into the world to find their own men ontop of being helicopter dad basically making them imprint on you.
I'll troll around the wiki to see if I can find it or if the slime and dark elf pages jog anything.

[Anonymous No.]

What is the purpose of fluffy tail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21671189
Attracting mates?

[Anonymous No.]

>>21671186
>I definitely recall it
Then surely you can cite it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21671197
>Recalling it being written somewhere=knowing exactly where you read it and when
Either way the slime and dark elf pages didn't ring any bells for it so I'm culling through the world guides then the Q&A's since I reread them recently while passing time and that's the most likely culprits to check first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21671189
Filtering the weak minded out so only the truly powerful survive long enough to grab massive mammaries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21671204
You are a fool, Anonymous. We hit the image limit so just pretend a posted a fat pair of kitsune titties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21671183
Yup, there's nothing like a sweet helpful muse. I'm going to go pass out. Have fun in the next one.

Try not to run out of pics next time weebs. Use self-control no jutsu or the super forbidden technique of talk about the same image more than once no jutsu. Desperate times call for desperate measures, but I'm sure you guys can do it. Believe in yourselves and remember the ancient advice, "SomethingsomethingPirateKing or whatever".

[Anonymous No.]

>>21671204
>fox buffets you with her many tails
>can't lose focus
>have to grope those big ol' fox tiddies
>the fluff is almost too much
>your mind is getting as fuzzy as her tails
>you can see her smiling smugly, assured that you'll never reach her braless boobies
>pulling together all of your remaining strength, you reach out with both hands into the mofu
>that's when you feel them
>two big, meaty fox funbags
>her smugness crumbles as her face turns completely red
>the feeling of your fingers sinking into her titflesh causes her tails to go limp, allowing you to attack at full strength
>you grope, tease, squeeze, mash, lick, and suck her breasts until she lets out a long pleasure moan signifying her orgasm
>unfortunately for her, this only turn you on more, making you continue you assault on her foxy milk tanks and give her many more orgasms

[Anonymous No.]

>>21671202
Seems I was recalling world guide 1: fallen maidens incorrectly but I guess that's what happens when you almost always operate while sleep deprived.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21671230
Causing Orgasms to Massively mammaried mamano solely by molesting their full funbags is the best skill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21671241
Especially if they are an old monster that had confidence a youngster couldn't make them cum so easily

[Anonymous No.]

Would it be illegal and severely punished by law to tamper with a monster girl's mofu?
I want to be the idiot frail boy who gets 20 years in jail with notorious yakuza Youko cellmates for putting a chewing gum in a fox's tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21671246
But that would absolutely destroy an older monsters smug and hautyness! Where can i sign up!

[Anonymous No.]

Manticores Make Musical Moans

[Anonymous No.]

>>21671249
Mofu is priceless, you deserve the worst sentence

[Anonymous No.]

>>21671253
You don't make Manticore moan.
Manticore makes you moan.
Well, at least until she lets you take her virginity and then you'll both be moaning.

>>21671255
I can't think of anything worse than being thrown in a mofu pit compromised or the most dangerous criminals.
Its pretty much a death penalty because if you don't drown in the fluff you'll be repeatedly raped unconscious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>21671255
20 years seems harsh, though. Aren't their worser crimes to punish? Mofu trafficking is a serious issue. Men from all over the world pay in gold to get their own personal living comforter/pet.

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>>21671249
You could just dump high sulfate hairspray on them if you got that closer. Ruin that entire mofu FOREVER. They'd have to shave it all off right down to the skin and grow a new one or forever experience constantly rough mofu with mild odor issues.

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>>21671300
As a monster hunter, I would never EVER consider something as cruel as that except as a last resort, and even then I would probably hesitate to do something so nasty.

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>>21671308
It's a renewable resource, like trees, it grows back so why not exploit that?
Have a fox that's got 9 tails and a half ton of mofu worth of power? Cripple that shit, throw her now powerless and probably shocked unconcious body into her new cage, and off you go to the market.

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>>21671318
That shit takes time to regrow. Even if I had no concern about a target's dignity or comfort, I would still have to wait a few weeks before she could be presentable for the market.
I don't deal with trafficking, though, but it would be really hard to reform or get with a monster with naked tails.

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>>21671325
So you take the intervening weeks of reduced power to train her for market day. Broken in foxes have to be worth more than ferals the client will have to waste time training on their own.

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>>21671341
Good point.
I don't do "bad guy" work, so all the foxes I capture are criminals, troublemakers, or "ferals" of some sort. I would never consider robbing that much dignity from a fox by doing that, though. Unless maybe she really, REALLY pissed me off or was a real evil bitch. Extreme scenarios can really test a man's principles.

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>>21671360
I hate that I use the word "though" too much, especially when it's unnecessary. I need to do ELA better.

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Would you help your childhood friend become a lich? And would you be her phylactery?

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>>21671415
But I dont want her to die

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>>21671421
She only has to die for a little bit, then you get to have her forever. But you might have some trouble convincing her to come to bed when she's always wanting to experiment

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>>21671415
I've already got half a Dragon heart from the wife so why not? Just stick it in there between the sulfur sacks and the aorta.

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>>21671440
>monsterboy
Please no.

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>>21671498
>monsterboy
Anon haven't you ever seen the movie Dragonheart?

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>>21671504
I dont really watch movies. Or tv shows now that i think about it.

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>>21671518
Not even silly old fantasy movies with Sean Connery voicing a dragon?

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>>21671524
Nope. I watch lotr every so often though. I prefer to live out my fantasies through games or just in my head.

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>>21671531
Alright but you still need to be aware that sharing your heart with a dragon does not a monster boy make.

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>>21671537
It was more about the sulfur sacks. Also why would you need to place something physical into you to make a phylactery? Isn't the soul chunk intangible and merges with you totally?

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>>21671543
>Also why would you need to place something physical into you to make a phylactery?
I always thought of phylacteries as fun little baubles but if that's how it works, I stand corrected.

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>>21671547
I thought you were from /tg/. I am surprised than that either you are and didn’t know that or that you aren’t. Either way most phylacteries from what i remember are just things that hold the liches soul and this is especially true in MGE liches.

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>>21671561
I have no idea where /tg/ came from. I'm just going to shut up now before I upset you with my ignorance of how fantasy magic rules work.

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>>21671565
Nah mate your fine. You seem like a cool dude. Glad i could help clear it up.

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>>21671569
Okay then. So how about them Liches, huh?

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>>21671561
Different anon but he's not wrong as far as the traditional idea of what a phylactery is. Living things? Nah. Gotta be something with meaning to the lich and/or something empty that can contain it that's large enough for the needed runes. It's the whole reason "vessel" is used to describe it. Usually it's their own skull with the needed gems to store shit in the eye sockets or some kind of amulet or something along those lines.
As far as MGE liches go the only real description KC gives us is that it's a "vessel" and it doesn't seem to function the way "traditional" phylacteries do either outside the initial lichification phase.

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>>21671571
Pretty great although I prefer the idea of dracoliches with big meaty bodies that ooze pure sex, but are secretly virgins due to trying to become a liche. Also needs to be infected by a certain slime. How bout you?

>>21671590
I thought the vessel can be any object and its not just some generic thing? Admittedly i am not a pro at this stuff beyond mge.

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>>21671619
>dracolich
>liche
See this is why I should've kept my mouth shut I have no clue what I've gotten myself into.

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>>21671625
Dracoliche is just a dragon that has become a liche thus achieving MAXIMUM POWER.

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>>21671631
That sounds overpowered. As a power-slut I feel compelled to mate with it.

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>>21671636
As long as its not mine you should! They are great wives for powersluts and an excellent stabilizer for powerslut harems!