/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45648289
she can heal anything

>>44090098
nurse uni sure is helpful

>>41812689
she will need to take me to the hospital cause i don't bend like that

>>40249372
>portals open
>massive increase of hospital visits as monsters rush with their anons after said anons get insta-ko from flirting or affection

>>36743336
>>36743295
I think I'm going to see a doctor that isn't a child. What a quack.

>>36640583
>Holst tries to boob hat anon
>uses too much force and smacks him to the ground
>Spider traps anon in her webs
>she gets careless undressing him and snaps her webs by mistake
>anon falls flat on his face
>Horse gets anon to ride on her back
>she gets spooked and throws him off by mistake

>>34580175
wife might make it worse if she's too emotional

>>33196120
Of course.

Can't say no to a good hand holding

Pack it up boys, the perfect MG already exists, everything else is pointless.

>>22691109
No.

>>22188675
>Shush, I had a stroke

>>21714609
>need need need
Oh no, anon had a stroke!

>>21664109
>says that Earth goes about the Sun is "geocentric"
>"geocentric" is the SUN going around the EARTH
>"that is what I meant"
Sounds like someone is suffering from early-onset Alzheimer's

>>21360046
Nurse Unicorn to the rescue!

>>20297229
Anon are you alright?

>>19476477
Oh, I should add a few more points:
>can easily adapt to both city life and country life: a good girl like her is admired by everyone
>have very employable skillsets
>healthcare and nursing services are always in demand by gynaecological/maternity specialists, as well as A&E
>medical skills make her even more in-demand out in the sticks
>gentle demeanour makes her perfect for childcare and teaching young kids
>strong horse body lets her help in the fields with ease
>unicorn stamina and close quasi-druidic traditions makes her adept at forestry and ranger work
I only really see problems for her in coastal areas, but she should do fine with her Sea Bishop/Umi Osho friends helping her out. Hell, I'd love to marry a Dire Unicorn Druid attending to the spiritual needs of a Dire White Horn clan.

>>18987887
Did you have a stroke or something?

>>18911470
A centaur with a psychology / psychiatrist degree? What you're looking for is therapy horses anon.

Psychiatrist Unicorn sounds amazing though.

>>18768281
Only because it means their husband is injured.

>>18521054
Just get a magic adept Makai Knight Unicorn then.
Horsepussy can totally be as versatile as Succubi if they try hard enough!

>>18496360
Get well soon Anon. Unicorn nurses will be glad to help you recover.

>tfw you let your husbando drink too much

Please don't shake the patient