Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:03:25 2017 No.16817343 [Reply] [Original]

Which is Lich.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:03:46 2017 No.16817346 Maids are olev

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:03:55 2017 No.16817347 Kobolds are cute! I love my Kobolds!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:04:05 2017 No.16817349 >>16817346 How do you do it mang?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:04:43 2017 No.16817353 Kobold maids. No latex included.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:05:08 2017 No.16817354 >>16817349 Not all that well. I've missed the last couple of threads because of the hour when they go up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:06:01 2017 No.16817356 >>16817353 If that's what makes you happy anon, the that's wonderful. Personally, I prefer my Kobold maids with the latex, but that's just me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:10:00 2017 No.16817364 People were mentioning that Wizardquest story in the last thread, right? I thought I had the archive somewhere and I was right. I think he posted it on TFT also or something. https://archive.is/eBiCg

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:12:43 2017 No.16817367 >>16817364 Don't reopen that can of worms, especially in a fresh thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:13:05 2017 No.16817368 File: 660 KB, 610x1000, 001.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I do believe I'm falling for this fungal growth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:14:03 2017 No.16817372 >>16817368 But tea tastes like butts

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:14:56 2017 No.16817375 >>16817368 She would be fun at least

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:15:17 2017 No.16817376 >>16817368 And somehow this caters to my desire to know what each monster girl looks like naked...

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:16:38 2017 No.16817379 >>16817368 If my waifu were a Mad Hatter or a Wock or any other of the Wonderland girls I'd keep a journal of all the kooky things she says so I can bully her about them later.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:16:42 2017 No.16817380 >>16817368 Must be quite a love to get a Mad Hatter to break her composure and come on to you like that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:17:30 2017 No.16817382 >>16817379 How could you bully a loony?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:17:56 2017 No.16817384 >>16817343 Liches are nerds.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:18:23 2017 No.16817386
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>>16817372
Tea is just fantastic, what are you on about?
>>16817375
>>16817380
Quite fun and refined. Casual lewd the entire day.
>>16817376
That's why it's nice for the more clothed ones, so much more rewarding to see them take it off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:18:24 2017 No.16817387 >>16817382 By keeping a journal of all the kooky things she says so I can bully her about them later!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:18:30 2017 No.16817388 >>16817380 Do you not see the heart pupils?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:19:02 2017 No.16817390 >>16817386 >Tea is just fantastic, what are you on about? Tea is bitter and tastes like gross sweaty butt

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:19:20 2017 No.16817391 >>16817387 but she wouldn't care because she always says weird shit and is mad

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:19:34 2017 No.16817392 >>16817388 That's what I'm saying, usually they're very cool and relaxed so to get them to heart pupil must mean they're very aroused.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:20:08 2017 No.16817396 >>16817386 >That's why it's nice for the more clothed ones, so much more rewarding to see them take it off. And suddenly I'm in the market for monster girl striptease.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:21:09 2017 No.16817400 >>16817391 She'd care when I tease her!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:22:25 2017 No.16817404 >>16817368 She does have some fantastic tits and a fancy outfit. >>16817372 I bet her butt tastes like tea.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:22:30 2017 No.16817406 >>16817390 Well if it tastes like HER butt then I'd hardly object >>16817396 Twould be quite something. I imagine she'd even manage to make that casual and totally normal. No pressure, no need to worry, just constant lewdity with peaceful mind...

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:23:11 2017 No.16817409 >>16817404 >>16817406 you guys are gross

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:24:48 2017 No.16817416 >>16817404 Mere bonuses (and fantastic bonuses at that) to a perfect personality. >>16817409 We're all mad here, after all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:25:04 2017 No.16817417 File: 89 KB, 1076x929, C1xCsIpWEAEk-YM.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16817384 And?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:25:35 2017 No.16817419 How could anyone possibly love a fany dressed matango

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:25:35 2017 No.16817420 x is best girl

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:25:36 2017 No.16817421 File: 269 KB, 1320x1632, f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sexy snek midriffs

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:26:42 2017 No.16817423

>>16817364
Yes, it's on TFT and the sequel illusionistquest
I don't really get hate for TFT, there are only like 2-3 futa stories in total and they all tagged as futa so you don't have to read them
Cover Hotel stories are noice, that story about some guy marrying holst and adopting raiju was noice, that story about daughteru and her cursed doll raping the fatheru was super noice

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:26:52 2017 No.16817424 File: 374 KB, 568x550, You're next.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hatefucking best fucking

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:27:01 2017 No.16817425 >>16817419 More tea? Perhaps a scone?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:27:43 2017 No.16817428 >>16817364 thanks man

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:27:48 2017 No.16817429 Would your waifu be in to CBT?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:27:50 2017 No.16817431 >>16817419 How could anyone possibly love a (insert name here)? It's something that happens.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:29:49 2017 No.16817435 >>16817417 Nerds are for teasing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:30:35 2017 No.16817438 >>16817419 It worked for whitehorns vs their counterparts. I always underrate how much fashion influences me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:31:34 2017 No.16817445 >>16817423 Fuck off with this already.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:31:43 2017 No.16817446 >>16817424 Girls with horns are for facefucking.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:33:04 2017 No.16817448 >>16817429 No.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:33:50 2017 No.16817450

>>16817429
Yes, I believe she would. Nothing really hardcore or painful though, not at all. She's a gentle, caring and lovey dom, so it'd just be stuff like orgasm denial, light ball tapping and squeezing, chastity, and maybe a bit of urethral play. I also quite like the idea of post orgasm torture especially when I'm gagged and tied up really tightly, so I'm sure she'd indulge me in that too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:34:27 2017 No.16817452 >>16817435 I want to kabedon a nerdy Monster Girl. Then at the same time, get kabedon'd myself by the Manticore school bully. The Manticore school bully is then kabedon'd by the shirtless Eros Paladin teacher.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:35:49 2017 No.16817457 File: 275 KB, 858x800, Terrible person.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I hug people who look depressed and remind them that they are loved!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:36:12 2017 No.16817458 >>16817452 Liches are really short, so it would be weird to be kabedon'd by one when I'm 6'5.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:37:17 2017 No.16817460 >>16817458 They float a little higher first.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:37:38 2017 No.16817461 >>16817457 A bad habit. That's how dependency starts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:38:02 2017 No.16817462 File: 614 KB, 1243x1130, 1483933115277.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16817458 >Liches are really short The one in the profile art is. Could you really say that that's applicable to other Liches in that regard?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:39:09 2017 No.16817467 >>16817461 Dependency is 100% okay with monstergirls though as their emotional and empathetical capacities are far more advanced than humans. They can and would make it work.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:39:39 2017 No.16817468 >>16817460 But then I can't take them seriously. >>16817462 I guess that can't be said for all of them. Boy I would be intimidated if a 7ft muscular Lich did that to me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:39:45 2017 No.16817469 >>16817462 This is no ordinary Lich, this Lich is a Death Knight. She's swole because she practices swordplay in heavy armor, but at the same time can cast spells.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:39:54 2017 No.16817470 >>16817462 Strongsmart girls are too good. How am I supposed to protect my virginity from this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:40:01 2017 No.16817471 >>16817467 I can imagine a lot of monster girls, even generally normal ones, would encourage varying forms and intensities of dependence.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:40:38 2017 No.16817475 >>16817462 >tiny Lich is embarrassed about her height >works day and night in her lab to find a way to make herself taller to no avail Such is live for poor, tiny Lich-chan

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:42:39 2017 No.16817483 >>16817417 She is for sitting on my face >>16817420 clearly it's y, pleb >>16817429 No. >>16817462 >no musclich to bully me and grind her spats wearing ass into my face >>16817470 There is no escape anon.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:42:50 2017 No.16817484

>>16817471
Same here anon, Kobolds are a prime example of that in my opinion. They're at the top of the tiers when it comes to emotional understanding and stuff like that, so it would be very easy and almost natural to become codependent with one. Not to mention comfy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:43:22 2017 No.16817486 >>16817475 Poor girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:44:43 2017 No.16817487 >>16817483 >A Lich will never sit on your face, after besting you in a magic duel.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:46:18 2017 No.16817488

>>16817475
>So far no concoctions have successfully altered my form in the end desired manner
>Currently, I have been effected by a potion of breast growth, a potion of ass growth, and a potion of muscle growth, yet no concoction that yields extra height
>While my lab attendant seems interested by my new 'Shortmusclestack' form, there is still much work to be done

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:46:37 2017 No.16817489 Is it wrong to think about monster girl versions of people you know?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:47:01 2017 No.16817491 >>16817489 A little.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:47:06 2017 No.16817493 >>16817483 >She is for sitting on my face She certainly has the ass and thighs for it that's for sure.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:47:32 2017 No.16817495 >>16817488 Poor girl has become an abomination. Science has gone too far.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:47:32 2017 No.16817496 >>16817489 Yes, 3Ds can't be monstergirls

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:47:36 2017 No.16817497 >>16817489 Yeah

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:48:20 2017 No.16817500 >>16817467 I'd rather have a girl focused on healing instead. Dependency isn't growth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:49:56 2017 No.16817503 >>16817500 I'd say monstergirls would allow for both.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:49:56 2017 No.16817504 >>16817487 You need to be made humble before your training as her apprentice can begin.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:50:54 2017 No.16817508 >>16817475 I would make that Lich feel loved, short girls are cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:51:33 2017 No.16817511 Speaking of smart, would Wonderland girls be secretly genius at math? https://www.newscientist.com/article/mg20427391-600-alices-adventures-in-algebra-wonderland-solved/

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:51:47 2017 No.16817512 >>16817503 Allow? Sure. But it's a one or the other sort of thing. My tastes just lean towards a more healing-orientated approach.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:54:26 2017 No.16817515

>>16817511
I liked that assumption last thread about Hatters having a ton of Charisma and Wisdom but being pretty abysmal in intellect.
I could have sworn I read somewhere at one point that if you manage to take one out of Wonderland she'll just look and act like a raving, bonkers lunatic. Thus would I stay in Wonderland with her. Who needs math when you have fuck?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:55:26 2017 No.16817517 >>16817512 What kind of healing would you prefer anon? Healing definitely sounds comfy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:56:30 2017 No.16817519 What is it about Liches that makes them seem so damn adorable?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:58:51 2017 No.16817524 >>16817517 I don't really know, the natural sort? It would be nice to have one of the gentle-femdom girls that's also willing to just cuddle and talk when I'm down.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:59:33 2017 No.16817526 File: 894 KB, 1440x2664, 1480608401488.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16817519 They're a species of stronk Undead kuuderes that go snunsu mode when whatever phylactery that holds their soul is shattered.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 01:02:12 2017 No.16817529 >>16817526 This is too lewd, I demand that you delete this image. Liches are pure girls that just want to raise an army of Undead girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 01:02:14 2017 No.16817530 How many people actually have all of the species memorized? I still have to have the encyclopedia open in another tab.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 01:04:32 2017 No.16817533 >>16817526 >those thighs and that outfit I wonder what Nier would be like if 2B was a Lich.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 01:06:49 2017 No.16817537

>>16817524
I meant like stuff you'd want your waifu to help heal if that makes it any clearer. Like for me, I'd want to use grooming and petting my waifu's paws and ears and tail as therapy for my anxiety, and I'd definitely want cuddles and talking when I'm feeling stressed or depressed too. I'd also like my waifu to train away a few of my hangups and reservations with slow, gentle femdom as well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 01:08:52 2017 No.16817542 >>16817530 Not memorized as in I can name them all off without missing any, but I usually know who a monsergirl is profile-wise just by her species name.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 01:20:36 2017 No.16817567 Loli monsters are for molesting!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 01:29:28 2017 No.16817587 File: 119 KB, 1376x685, C8V1L0UV0AAIocr.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 01:30:55 2017 No.16817588 >>16817587 Thicc Nazrin is a blessing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 01:31:17 2017 No.16817591 >>16817587 She better close her legs or someone might spank her cunny!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 01:31:29 2017 No.16817593 File: 572 KB, 1235x1400, 1488407046524.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16817567 Loli molests you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 01:34:45 2017 No.16817600 Can anybody find the stylized heart tattoo/rune on a couple of the girls? I can't seem to find it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 01:35:25 2017 No.16817601 >>16817593 That explains the Alice dream...

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 01:36:40 2017 No.16817609 File: 2.67 MB, 823x1200, Deruella.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16817600 Deruella has many of them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 01:37:27 2017 No.16817611 >>16817511 What if the dumber Wonderland girls are secretly super-good at math, but are so preoccupied by fucking to bother? >Jubjub casually solving probability problems her husband gives her, wondering why he's making such a big deal about it

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 01:49:17 2017 No.16817632 File: 334 KB, 700x994, mad hatter.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16817368

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 02:05:44 2017 No.16817689

>>16817611
That's adorable.
Who needs a calculator when you have a Jubjub perched on your loins?

>working as an engineer
>everyone has their automaton with the Texas Gremlinstruments add-on installed, helping with their work
>saunter in Monday morning wearing your usual dress shirt but a stunning lack of pants or underwear
>Everyone laughs as they see the fluffy pink jubjub perched on you
>"Hey Anon! Did you get ambushed by a pack of pillow pigeons on the way in?"
>Proceed to leave at noon because you got all of your work done and have to wait for your coworkers

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 02:08:56 2017 No.16817700 >>16817462 Is she a Muscle Wizard?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 02:15:05 2017 No.16817713 File: 367 KB, 800x600, 1484484676933.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16817632 It's taken way too long for her to get the love she deserves. I'm happy for her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 02:25:18 2017 No.16817731 File: 387 KB, 700x994, mad hatterBUKKAE.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16817632

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 02:31:37 2017 No.16817745 >>16816547 I mean, I don't know if I've ever tried new ideas when I'm writing. But I thinks that just because I like writing in a certain mindset, although it being "old and not unique". Is that bad or good?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 02:34:52 2017 No.16817756 >>16817489 Yeah that's kind of creepy man. Like it's one thing to imagine people in different fantasy settings, every kid and dorky person does that, doing that with a porn setting is well, not exactly right.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 02:36:07 2017 No.16817758 >>16817343 Lich are really cute. I'd come up behind one and hug her while she's working.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 02:36:32 2017 No.16817759 >>16817489 I do it too. I like to imagine which women I see would turn into which MG if a sudden wave of super mamano passed over.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 02:57:04 2017 No.16817801

Mat Hatters are cool and all but don't forget that they come from crazyland

>After touching their madness and getting dragged in by this manner, once a man tastes their sticky hypha-like body, "normal" will be overwritten and he'll be stained into a denizen of Wonderland, appropriate as their husband.
Is that really the fate you wish for? You're going to end up like that one dude who gets jacked off for milk in the Wonderland doujin

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 03:03:36 2017 No.16817809 >>16817801 >You're going to end up like that one dude who gets jacked off for milk in the Wonderland doujin That's what I want though. Besides, if I'm going to wonderland I expect the full package of madness and I expect to go insane. Good.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 03:05:45 2017 No.16817812

>>16817801
Why would that even matter? "Normal" is simply a frame of reference that you can use to compare unusual things to. For example, normal is driving on the right side of the road in some countries while normal is driving on the left side in others? Are either of these situations truly unusual? Or does it originate from your frame of reference? Perhaps imagine it from the Mad Hatter's perspective. For her, normal is taking advantage of all of the magic and abilities she has to make the best of her life. Aren't you the same way? Don't you try your best to survive by utilizing your talents and abilities? Why not share in your experience and feel what normal is to others? That's why we have vacations and travel to new places. To experience the normal for others. Wouldn't you want that for your waifs and for yourself? To share in each other's life?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 03:17:30 2017 No.16817834 >>16817812 Wow that's going quite in depth. It's definitely a new way of looking at things. I wouldn't mind going insane with my Wock because it makes me closer to her culture and way of seeing things.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 03:17:39 2017 No.16817835

>>16817809
At least you're honest about it
You can accelerate the madness by wearing your wife's hat

>>16817812
Going by that logic then everything is normal
How would you feel if I justified Amazons kidnapping men and making them into househusbands with this logic?
What about justifying chaos monsters and their shenanigans?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 03:19:46 2017 No.16817838 >>16817835 >Going by that logic then everything is normal His point was that there is no objective "normal". For Amazons, kidnapping and house-husbanding men is normal For Chaos monsters, their chaos shenanigans are normal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 03:19:54 2017 No.16817839 File: 225 KB, 906x1280, 1487136680313.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16817587 Flexible maus

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 03:24:11 2017 No.16817848 >>16817838 Oh, I get it now In a way monster girls view us as the crazy freaks >For Amazons, kidnapping and house-husbanding men is normal >For Chaos monsters, their chaos shenanigans are normal. That still doesn't make it ok

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 03:25:27 2017 No.16817850

>>16817838
Not him but going by that logic everything is normal. Since if one person preserve it as "normal" it is normal according to that argument.
While I agree that "normal" is a matter of perspective, but unless you think that what you preserve to be normal have no value and can be chanced without any form of reflection mad hatter is a "off".

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 03:32:02 2017 No.16817869 >>16817834 >>16817835 >>16817838 >>16817848 >>16817850 >[MUFFLED MUSHROOM KEIKAKU DOORI SOFTLY IN THE DISTANCE]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 03:33:16 2017 No.16817872 >>16817869 AH NUU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=je9-3CjXWOI

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 03:38:47 2017 No.16817886 >>16817869 Damn hatters and their convoluted plans Next they will convince us that it's healthy to jub a Jubjub

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 03:42:35 2017 No.16817895 >>16817886 The maniacs! Their fiendish plot to create an army of Jubjubjubs will be our undoing! Nothing could possibly hope to stand in their way. They're just too fluffy! And they don't even have the Humpty Egg flaw anymore.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 03:42:54 2017 No.16817897 File: 655 KB, 1196x1920, ravenspats.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16817343 Raven Lich when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 03:45:46 2017 No.16817902 I need lich stories.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 03:46:08 2017 No.16817903 >>16817895 No man, warrior or knight could ever combat a Jubjubjub clumsily falling on him and smothering him in softnesss

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 03:49:21 2017 No.16817908

>>16817903
Thankfully, it doesn't go recursively - the max they can reach is three jubs. Any further and they reach critical fluffiness, bad-ending themselves due to obsession with their own soft feathers.

On the other hand, the Jub*5 (Jubjubjubjubjub) is effectively the Wonderland equivalent of a Dark Matter, in a delightful pink. Easier to lob via catapult, too - the fluffy makes them light.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 03:57:47 2017 No.16817927 >>16817908 The Queen of Heart built Wonderland to have a place where there is nothing but fun and love, Mad Hatters turned it into a war thirsty state armed with the most advanced tactic weapons of mass fluffiness

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 04:00:37 2017 No.16817935 >>16817927 Exactly. Why do you think the Cheshires have such manic grins, or the Dormice are narcoleptic in the extreme, or the March Hares unable to parse basic speech? I'll give you a hint: Magic and Mushrooms. THEY'RE HIGH AS KITES

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 04:00:38 2017 No.16817936 >>16817908 >Catapult Which species would most enjoy those stupid trebuchet memes?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 04:01:39 2017 No.16817941 >>16817936 Gremlins, the remaining Dwarves and the more rustic Automatons.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 04:03:37 2017 No.16817951 >>16817632 I wonder what goes on inside a wonderland casino.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 04:10:26 2017 No.16817971 >>16817951 Whatever else goes down, the house always wins~

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 04:10:36 2017 No.16817973 >>16817951 https://exhentai.org/g/984315/346e38f0b9/

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 04:11:45 2017 No.16817975 >>16817390 How would you know? Are you an expert in butt eating?

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 04:12:10 2017 No.16817976

>>16817935
>Spoiler
But that's the Fairy Kingdom's thing

>>16817951
You have some variation of this constantly playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5Mae4i6t-0
March Hares and Mad Hatters deal the cards, spin the wheels, etc...
You've got some arcades mixed in all the gambling
Plenty of weird pachinko that for some reason attract all the Jabberwocks
And all kinds of twisted sex games made for couples

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 04:14:23 2017 No.16817984 File: 928 KB, 750x1050, orange juice.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16817390 Butt tastes like orange juice. I know because I licked this slime's butt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 04:44:13 2017 No.16818035 >>16817897 This, I want a Lich in that cute hood.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 04:50:40 2017 No.16818052 File: 603 KB, 1000x1011, C8mp_WNXUAE4cKS.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How would you do a Cerberus MG?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 04:57:16 2017 No.16818065 >>16818052 Hell yeah. I'd smash until they'd all ahego.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 05:27:04 2017 No.16818121 File: 95 KB, 611x699, Wight36.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >pop'n music Wight https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqxLUzoICDg

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 05:28:44 2017 No.16818123 >>16817511 I wonder what would Caroll think about MGE wonderland, as a pedo would he be mad that it's not loli-only land?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 05:34:17 2017 No.16818131 You can grow MGE plants can't you? Like corruption fruit and raging mushrooms?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 05:37:44 2017 No.16818139 >>16818131 An Anon with his Alraune waifu growing plants together in the countryside is a very comfy life. Back to the question, I don't see why you can't. Just be careful about people stealing the bottom most corruption fruit. They're in high demand.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 05:38:01 2017 No.16818142 >>16818052 >Trippel blowjob. Nice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 05:40:00 2017 No.16818145 >>16818131 Yes, if you live in the demon realm. And considering that the ground is filled with mammanomana it would be really easy too, just plant the seed and make sure animals don't eat it and there you go.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 05:41:29 2017 No.16818151

>>16818139
That does sound very comfy indeed. Why is agricultural and farm life with MGs so damn comfy?

But thanks for answering, it did make some sense to be able to grow them. I was just wondering since you could probably live in a MG region and grow plants to sell and use with your MG wife. Only a small farm but still sounds nice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 05:44:04 2017 No.16818159 >>16818145 >Demon Realm Does that count for Green demon realms aswell? I'm pretty sure Green demon realms are lesser than demon realms so maybe it would be a little more harder to grow compared to the easy growing in a demon realm.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 05:46:05 2017 No.16818169 >>16818159 Yes, Green Demon Realms grow both Monster Plants and Human plants, but due its hybrid nature it's harder to grow both.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 05:47:00 2017 No.16818174

>>16818159
>Does that count for Green demon realms aswell?
Yes, both normal and demon fruit grow in green demon realm. Unlike normal demon realm where only demon fruit grow.

>it would be a little more harder to grow compared to the easy growing in a demon realm.
It's easier than normal farm land but harder than normal demon realm. Meaning that weeds and such might be a problem if you don't take care of it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 05:47:55 2017 No.16818177 >>16818169 Guess I know what I'd have a garden of in the region I'd be living in. Would be very nice to have my own garden of both human plants and Monster Plants. Although maybe rare plants would be harder to grow in a personal garden alone.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 06:03:42 2017 No.16818267 >>16818131 Of course you can, there are even competitions for couples to show off their harvest It's a nice way to save money while getting healthy tasty food and literally bear the fruits of your love

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 06:14:16 2017 No.16818331 >>16818065 >>16818142 I thought multiple heads was a terrible design that most people downright hated

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 06:15:31 2017 No.16818338 >>16818331 There are some that do, there are some that don't.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 06:28:16 2017 No.16818386 >>16818267 How does one win a contest? See which fruit is most effective? Lewd. >It's a nice way to save money while getting healthy tasty food and literally bear the fruits of your love It sure is and that's why I'd love to do it!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 06:28:43 2017 No.16818387 File: 46 KB, 397x630, C8lq0W1XgAEqWo-.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We need more sleek aquatic cuties Uncensored + 2 other pics from the same artist http://imgur.com/a/jNLnx

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 06:28:57 2017 No.16818389 What is your favourite MG related voice work?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 06:29:18 2017 No.16818392 >>16818331 Some people probably do. But I have absolutely no problem with it. Depends if it's done right or wrong. But still I have no qualms with it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 06:30:29 2017 No.16818395 >>16818389 Does this person count? I love listening to her, her monster girl voice acting is good. https://www.youtube.com/user/MissShadowLovely

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 06:31:14 2017 No.16818396 >>16818331 I like it as a design but unfortunately that specific girl has been drawn sucking three dicks at once.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 06:31:38 2017 No.16818398 File: 224 KB, 1280x1653, 14378453874.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want an Oni with this body. 100% strongfat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 06:32:29 2017 No.16818400 >>16818396 That's the problem with mutiple heads. I can be done wrong or right.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 06:33:04 2017 No.16818403 >>16817902 None have been written unfortunately. Not a single one, since the dawn of time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 06:34:46 2017 No.16818407 >>16818387 Tough on the outside but cuties on the inside. Just how I like them.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 06:36:14 2017 No.16818411

>>16818389
I'm going to say >>16818395 if only because I can understand it and there's not much subtitled asmr in japanese.

She can sound a little wooden in some scripts but I still enjoy relaxing while listening to them, she's also added monster girl stuff to her weekly upload schedule.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 06:36:30 2017 No.16818413 >>16818395 >waifu ASMR >>>/out/

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 06:39:51 2017 No.16818427 >>16818413 You leave. ASMR is lovely. Unless it; the waifu part you're objecting to, in which case, >>>/y/ might be more your peed

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 06:39:54 2017 No.16818428 >>16818411 Yeah I saw that. I'm excitied and atleast it's something to listen to while I'm lying in bed.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 06:42:00 2017 No.16818437

>>16818386
If I was to judge which win I'd base it on 3 aspects
Looks, taste and effectiveness
Being a judge with your waifu for that kind of contest sounds like a blast

>>16818392
It seems hard to do right
KC tried with the Chimaera pauldrons and it flopped

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 06:43:42 2017 No.16818442 File: 485 KB, 2500x1800, イメージイラスト.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16818427 You need to stop being an EOP and get better taste.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 06:45:35 2017 No.16818453 >>16818413 He's not hurting anyone and last time someone posted the Cheshire one it got a mostly positive reaction. >>16818442 >Learn an entirely different language for 5+ years just to relax Nah.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 06:46:14 2017 No.16818455 >>16818437 I think that's probably a big reason Chimera is such an unpopular girl. Too much stuff crammed into one girl. And you've it to be careful of that when doing mutiple head girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 06:46:20 2017 No.16818456 >>16818442 I-I, w-well while I certainly can't speak the Master Tongue and can only vaguely follow along by catching key words thanks to the many Annie Mays I watch, at least I can still acknowledge that nip ASMR is infinitely superior. So there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 06:46:26 2017 No.16818458 >>16818407 Seems like you're describing Mershark Going on a date with a Mershark must be quite the adventure >>16818398 That's just too much, you're going to enter a comatose state whenever you're in bed with her

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 06:48:30 2017 No.16818463 >>16818453 This. I enjoy ASMR and I'm not going to learn moon just to relax. That Chesire one was nice, was a bit strange. But I guess that's to be expected. Damn cheeky cats and their fake magical bridges.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 06:51:11 2017 No.16818474 >>16818453 >5+ years You can learn all that you need to enjoy them in 5 months. If you try hard enough and have experience with learning a language you could probably even get it down to 5 weeks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 06:52:02 2017 No.16818477 >>16818463 >That Chesire one was nice I haven't heard that one. Is it good?

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 06:54:28 2017 No.16818490

>>16818474
A lot of us ain't got time for that anon. Let us enjoy our inferior English monster girl ASMR without judgment. Pls.

>>16818477
Yeah, she's basically giving you riddles to pass the magical bridge. But it's a Chesire so she's got a cheeky attitude. I preferred it from the Lamia one but that's just preference, the Lamia one is still good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 06:56:09 2017 No.16818501 >>16818463 >start Cheshire audio >that accent Immersion ruined.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 07:03:01 2017 No.16818519 >>16818490 I can't find the Cheshire. Do you have a link?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 07:03:40 2017 No.16818523 >>16818458 Remember that a Mershark's skin can cause you to bleed spirit energy. Her hugs feels amazing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 07:14:39 2017 No.16818581 >>16818519 https://youtu.be/blkcHzcvTKA Here you go anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 07:18:44 2017 No.16818599 >>16818581 Thanks anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 07:24:56 2017 No.16818619 https://i.imgur.com/lQqDBKD.jpg >condom Someone arrest this couple.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 07:29:05 2017 No.16818633 File: 480 KB, 934x629, Nurse Weresheep.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What would you say to a Monster Girl that called you a Bonnie Lad? Picture technically related in an odd manner.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 07:31:49 2017 No.16818640 >>16818619 absolutely_haram.jpg How bad are penalties if the MG police caught you stashing condoms?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 07:36:43 2017 No.16818652 >>16818389 Does Anzu count?

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 07:38:20 2017 No.16818656

>>16818633
I'd probably have trouble understanding a Scottish monster girl I have trouble understanding the Scottish part of my family and I've known them all my life.
>>16818640
You and your wife are locked in a cell after being fed raging mushrooms and given no condoms. You're only allowed out after the Anubis watching through the one way mirror is satisfied that you've corrected your mistake.

If you have no wife, well I hope you like Manticores.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 07:40:10 2017 No.16818664 File: 1.65 MB, 1074x1106, when there's condoms.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16818619

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 07:52:03 2017 No.16818700 >>16818656 That seems like a just and fair punishment for such an evil crime. >>16818664 Kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 07:53:16 2017 No.16818702 >>16818619 Is this MGE Demon? If so, I fucking hate it when artists don't even understand basic canon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 07:56:56 2017 No.16818711 >>16818702 It was under the MGE tag so yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 07:57:53 2017 No.16818717 >>16818619 This is triggering Condom maker, sellers and users should all be jailed or given to flayers

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 08:00:17 2017 No.16818728 File: 99 KB, 550x387, When THE STUMP scary story is told.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16818619 >>16818664

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 08:02:04 2017 No.16818732 ->>16818619 >>16818717 People who use condoms with monster girls are the most sick people, who doesn't want a daughter? some one post the anti-condom signs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 08:04:18 2017 No.16818742 >>16818398 >disintegrated pelvis: the post

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 08:06:21 2017 No.16818751 >>16818732 You just gave me a great idea. Fucking daughterus using condoms.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 08:09:50 2017 No.16818758 >>16818732 That's a part of the issue. Another reason being MGE girls can't get spirit energy from it. Condoms are evil

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 08:12:14 2017 No.16818764 >>16818732 I don't want a daughter at all costs but denying spirit energy is just sick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 08:17:00 2017 No.16818783 >>16818619 >implying that she isn't going to jerk him off about 10 times and eat all the cum at once through the condom

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 08:32:45 2017 No.16818817
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>>16817511
Math was always my worst subject, I'd love to imagine waifu being so much better at it, and correcting me or trying to teach me it better in that British School-Teacher manner.

>>16817951
I wanna be my waifu's assistant in her magic acts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 08:34:27 2017 No.16818823 >>16818817 Wocks are SHIT!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 08:37:23 2017 No.16818835 >>16818817 >spoiler That would fantastic with a Wock! I'd love to do that aswell with my Wock. It would be fun to entertain with her. >>16818823 It's ok to think that. But I think they're incredible.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 08:41:18 2017 No.16818841 >>16818823 No, LILIMS ARE SHIT!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 08:52:51 2017 No.16818863 Liches are too cute, they just invoke a desire to hold her and share body heat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 09:01:02 2017 No.16818881 >>16818863 Especially when they're doing difficult and dangerous experiments on things that aren't you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 09:10:50 2017 No.16818902 Time to kick out some words of my story. Hope you like Beelzebubs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 09:14:38 2017 No.16818909 >>16818902 I do like Beelzebubs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 09:14:46 2017 No.16818910 File: 1.07 MB, 2105x1488, 1487177810979.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16818902 You better not be pulling my leg, I love Beelzebubs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 09:15:08 2017 No.16818912 >>16818909 Do you like loli beelzebubs with a power complex?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 09:17:35 2017 No.16818920 >>16818912 Yes I do. Very much. I'm going to stroke her power complex and let her be haughty about it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 09:19:13 2017 No.16818924 >>16818902 Beelzebubs are one of the lowest in my ranking.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 09:23:23 2017 No.16818931 >>16818863 Liches are too breakable. Would not resist breaking the thing that holds her soul.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 09:25:24 2017 No.16818938 >>16817801 That's literally exactly what I want to a T

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 09:26:30 2017 No.16818939 >>16817801 As long as I can still listen to Rush and Black Sabbath i should be fine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 09:27:34 2017 No.16818942 100% Orange Juice: MGE Edition

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 09:28:16 2017 No.16818944 >>16818398 Superb taste

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 09:30:54 2017 No.16818950 >>16818912 Do I? That sounds great.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 09:32:30 2017 No.16818957 >>16817632 >>16817731 Simply splendied and perfect to wake up to. >>16817713 I believe I'm fully committed at this point. She's my best girl now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 09:46:44 2017 No.16818988 >>16818398 >sweating gym goer.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 09:47:51 2017 No.16818993 >>16818957 Congrats, anon. She is now married to you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 09:54:28 2017 No.16819013 >>16818993 Then I accept! Every day but today shall be our unanniversary and will be celebrated accordingly. Tea to celebrate! Tea and lovely body-staining constant sex to celebrate!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 09:55:04 2017 No.16819015 >>16818988 If muscle wolfus worked out in a gym near me. I'd go and be the towel boy of the biggest most fierce wolfu there!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 09:55:31 2017 No.16819019 >>16818988 Make sure you don't go to MGC gyms as a single male. Doing so is just asking for trouble and maybe a waifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 09:58:14 2017 No.16819032 >>16819019 >a waifu My only hope is to walk up to the girl I want, ask if she's single, then ask her to grind her sweaty jinko snatch in my face while she sits on me and chuffs

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:00:16 2017 No.16819043 >>16819032 It would be funny to hear her say "no"

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:00:23 2017 No.16819045 >>16819015 Why not lift with her?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:01:37 2017 No.16819050 >>16819043 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oabcM9SOF-E I don't think it would be very funny

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:08:37 2017 No.16819065 File: 416 KB, 744x1052, b8d3587e32b3223f4ae3b1be1dae2432bfe974eb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16818942 Would make the game funner

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:08:54 2017 No.16819067 >>16818728 Is this a typical reaction for MGs after seeing a condom ?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:09:04 2017 No.16819069 >>16819050 It would be. Image a random dude just walking up to her saying that and she just looks at him with a weirded out face and rejects him. It would be routine to some monsters.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:09:08 2017 No.16819071 >>16819065 She's sporting quite the almond joy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:09:51 2017 No.16819074 >>16819045 I've never lifted in my life if I'm being honest. But sure I could lift with her, maybe starting off basic but still lifting with her. I have a fetish for being weaker than her while she protects me

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:12:26 2017 No.16819085 File: 592 KB, 1600x800, 50973685_p14.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16819067

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:13:13 2017 No.16819090 >>16819074 You'll always be weaker than her >>16819069 I come here to escape reality

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:15:06 2017 No.16819100 >>16819090 Don't worry, I'm sure a nerdy girl that's just there to watch guys would comfort you while the buff ones lift.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:16:22 2017 No.16819106 >>16819100 fuck that, I'm getting a musclefu

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:17:13 2017 No.16819111 >>16819085 That girl on the far left has got the right idea

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:17:13 2017 No.16819112 >>16819085 Far left a best. >pokes holes in condom >condom shreds during sex >leglocks you >screams about how your desire to breed has overpowered your reason, even as she uses her legs to force you deeper inside

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:19:04 2017 No.16819117 >>16819111 >>16819112 Great minds think alike

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:20:08 2017 No.16819120 >>16819111 I'd imagine this is what the MG police do after confiscating those things.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:20:26 2017 No.16819121 >>16819106 I'm sure that jinko will help you lift, so don't worry too much.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:20:35 2017 No.16819122 >>16819090 >You'll always be weaker than her Just how I like it

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:22:02 2017 No.16819129 >>16819121 I don't think I'd be able to contain myself seeing a Jinko's abs that close to my face helping me lift.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:22:34 2017 No.16819133 >>16819085 I don't know why, but the idea of a girl drinking the cum from a used condom makes me diamonds. I know it's silly and the condom is just a middleman at that point, but it looks so freaky

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:23:35 2017 No.16819141 >>16819121 >Anon is lifting with shit form >Irritated Jinko comes and corrects him That's one way to get a waifu

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:24:34 2017 No.16819145 >>16819129 Just hold it in and think about the rewards. If you stop there she will deem you helpless.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:25:25 2017 No.16819151 >>16819133 I'd never use a condom with an MG. But I can agree that is very lewd and also makes me diamonds.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:26:28 2017 No.16819157 >>16819145 If I hold out long enough and don't go full slut will I get a cute Jinko waifu? Is that the reward?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:28:45 2017 No.16819167 >you will never be the personal aide to a space fleet grand admiral Lilim

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:28:55 2017 No.16819169 >>16819121 I'll do it! >>16819129 A difficult conundrum, seeing her taut and sweaty muscles contract as she lifts Damn, I'd probably get wood just from her musky scent. >>16819141 >No, anon, at least parallel to the floor!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:30:53 2017 No.16819174 >>16819169 >A difficult conundrum, seeing her taut and sweaty muscles contract as she lifts Damn, I'd probably get wood just from her musky scent. It's why musclefus are perfection.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:33:29 2017 No.16819183 >>16819157 If you manage to hold out you'll grab her interest. Do it two or three more times and you'll have mini chuffs your way. >>16819169 You better. That Jinko has high expectations.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:34:38 2017 No.16819186 >>16819183 Nothing would make me work harder than the promise of little chuffs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:36:06 2017 No.16819193 >>16819183 >mini chuffs do you mean little jinko cubs? Or do you mean small chuffs of admiration as I finally reach lmao2pl8

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:37:07 2017 No.16819196 File: 86 KB, 337x441, 1489447323906.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is there a voice ticket for Deal?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:38:07 2017 No.16819200 >>16819196 What?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:38:34 2017 No.16819204 >>16819196 Think you got the wrong thread man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:39:21 2017 No.16819207 >>16819200 >>16819204 Yeah, my bad. Sorry about that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:41:06 2017 No.16819212 File: 405 KB, 748x1258, wightloli.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >What are you doing in my room, Anon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:41:50 2017 No.16819216 >>16819212 sniffing your panties

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:42:25 2017 No.16819220 >>16819212 I'm an adult, I can do what I want.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:42:36 2017 No.16819221 >>16819212 Well I was halfway into jacking off into your lotion bottles so give me a minute to finish.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:43:03 2017 No.16819222 >>16819212 Sniffing your panties, inhaling your bed sheets and reading your diary.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:44:47 2017 No.16819230 >>16819193 Yes, I mean little jinkos.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:45:48 2017 No.16819237 >>16819212 Cleaning it as ordered

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:45:50 2017 No.16819238 >>16819212 Was on my way to my dragon's lair and ended up in your kitchen which ended up in your room.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:47:01 2017 No.16819242 File: 244 KB, 933x1366, flat wight.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16819212 Admiring your lascivious loliass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:47:23 2017 No.16819244 >>16819212 Where can I find a Loli Wight mistress?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:48:29 2017 No.16819248 >>16819212 >>16819242 Why are loli wights so desirable? I want one to sit on my lap and grind against me with a smug grin on her face.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:48:41 2017 No.16819250 >>16819230 I'm going to put every daughter I can in her

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:48:46 2017 No.16819251 >>16819242 Jesus Christ pear shaped lolis with tight bellies and the flattest chests make me harder than diamonds. Especially if they're rear heavy.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:49:28 2017 No.16819252

>>16819212
Well I had a craving for dough-nuts and I remembered you had some in your room. But since I'm on that low-carb diet I just sucked the fruit filling out of them.Then I started to feel bad so I decided to refil them with my cum, since I know that's your favorite treat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:49:49 2017 No.16819253 >>16819248 It's only natural to want smug big butt loli to grind on your lap. She knows it makes you hard, you lolicon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:51:03 2017 No.16819258 >>16819252 >cum filled doughnuts This makes the MG drool.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:51:59 2017 No.16819260 >>16819242 Not even a lolicon, but i really like loliwight. What's wrong with me, she doesn't even have muscles?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:53:00 2017 No.16819264 >>16819260 I was in the same position as you anon. You can like both loli bodies and muscles, nothing wrong with that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:53:12 2017 No.16819265 >>16819251 Pear shape is even better on taller girls, there just isn't any art of it out there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:54:16 2017 No.16819267 Even though she looks like a loli, she' probably much older than you. Treating her like a kid would earn you a slap from her ghost claws. inb4 it was anon's plan all along

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:55:19 2017 No.16819269 >>16819265 Absolutely no objection there. Overall pear shape is very BREEDABLE and I enjoy it on both small bodies and mature bodies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:55:37 2017 No.16819271 >>16819264 I don't want musclelolis though, that's too wrong even for me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:56:05 2017 No.16819272 >>16819258 Gotta give cum candies to little girls during halloween. >>16819248 I just want to lift her up and shove her down as she scratches my back with her ghostly claws, making me cum inside of her over and over again as she squirts everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:56:26 2017 No.16819275 >>16819271 That's not what I meant, I mean you can enjoy both bodies without mashing them together.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:57:32 2017 No.16819280 >>16819272 >Gotta give cum candies to little girls during halloween. That's too far. Cum doughnuts are for baking for your wife.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:57:58 2017 No.16819282
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>>16817902
https://pastebin.com/PrNS498q
https://pastebin.com/zzLN2S7A
https://pastebin.com/DxDpHXUR
https://pastebin.com/bqmSAfzs (This story has multiple parts)
https://pastebin.com/DPRUBqPp
https://pastebin.com/DhgHchJv
https://pastebin.com/eW3DDwxL (Yandere Lich)
I worry that I'm forgetting more, but these are all the ones that I remembered. I also lament the fact that there isn't Lich lactation smut yet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:58:29 2017 No.16819284 >>16818121 Fabulous.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:58:30 2017 No.16819285 >>16819253 >she notices you got hard and gives you a handjob while teasing you about finding her attractive That would be too good with those ghost claws of hers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:58:35 2017 No.16819286 >>16819267 But that was my plan all along.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:58:43 2017 No.16819288 >>16819280 My waifu gets cum straight from the source.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:59:04 2017 No.16819289 >>16819260 Wights are already top tier when it comes to MGs that are specifically beautiful and sexy, combined with the taboo appeal from being undead. A loli one adds the cute to that and is even more of a delicious forbidden fruit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:59:23 2017 No.16819291 >>16819212 So she can plant that ass on my face.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:59:46 2017 No.16819292 >>16819289 I think a wight is one of the only girls I don't want to see muscled

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 11:01:27 2017 No.16819298 >>16819285 I don't know why I find loli teasing so attractive. >>16819289 Even the phrase "lolis are a forbidden fruit" makes me aroused.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 11:02:25 2017 No.16819301 >>16819267 >she' probably much older than you The undead in MGE can be born the normal way and grow like humans, you know.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 11:02:38 2017 No.16819302 Where do I find a fat spider arse to shove my face into? Preferably with tights.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 11:04:26 2017 No.16819308 >>16819302 at the coffee shop, where you'll find a lonely, slightly thick arachne drinking her lack of man troubles away over a venti black coffee

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 11:05:47 2017 No.16819311 >>16819289 The only thing that loli does to me is make me want to pin her down and destroy her holes. I don't even care if it's taboo. >>16819301 I love how dumb mge undead are.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 11:07:30 2017 No.16819314 >>16819311 >The only thing that loli does to me is make me want to pin her down and destroy her holes. I don't even care if it's taboo This is normal isn't it? It's just urges!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 11:08:33 2017 No.16819316 >>16819242 I still remember suggesting an Elin proportioned Wight months ago, and Nav suddenly appears draws multiple monstergirl lolis with those proportions.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 11:09:24 2017 No.16819317

>>16819289
I think you hit the nail on the head right there, combining one taboo with another while still being cute.
>>16819298
>I don't know why I find loli teasing so attractive.
It just is, it's the feeling of someone who should technically look up to you, instead being the one in control.

With Wights it's best if the smug isn't full blown Cheshire grin but more like an elegant smile with a lot of confidence behind it.
>>16819301
I love this, it gives a lot of flexibility when it comes to an undead's background.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 11:15:56 2017 No.16819340 >>16819314 I'm a slut to big girls, but damn I would make a loli break and all sore after sex.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 11:23:30 2017 No.16819360 >>16819340 Exactly anon. I'm a huge slut for tall dominant girls. But I'd breed a loli and make sure my seed is firmly planted in her womb.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 11:24:59 2017 No.16819362

>>16819317
She can still look up to you while being teasing at the same time, that's one more way to combine cute and sexy.

For the adult/profile Wight, I don't really see her as a femdom monster at all. More like an elegant dere that's supposed to embody the best and most romanticised sides of a noble girl, the playful side being for fun without underlying connotations about her being in charge over the man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 11:26:28 2017 No.16819367 >>16819301 >Young Wight writing about her crush >Anon reads it by accident >"you saw it didn't you" what do

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 11:27:32 2017 No.16819369 >>16819367 Help her get along with her crush.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 11:28:37 2017 No.16819373 File: 601 KB, 868x1228, 7662a8cf0c00dbd544b46a170abe3511.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why ibis is so flushed?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 11:29:47 2017 No.16819381 >>16819367 What if I'm the crush

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 11:31:15 2017 No.16819385 >>16819367 Tell her I didn't see it Because I didn't I don't even know what 'it' is

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 11:33:37 2017 No.16819393 >>16819381 I have yet to see a Wight getting really embarrased. But from what I know, they'll still look elegant.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 11:38:49 2017 No.16819412 >>16819212 Oh sorry, I thought this was the room if your older sister.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 11:42:00 2017 No.16819421 >>16819381 But what if I'm captain Cruncher?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 11:44:35 2017 No.16819429 >>16819013 Matango really is the Magikarp of MGs. The payoff is worth it.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 11:48:04 2017 No.16819436

>>16819429
You know I never thought of that. I mean, I'd imagine my Hatter would always be a Hatter, but maybe there's a possible out for the 'bad end' of being with a Matango by managing to get her to Wonderland and appealing to the Queen of Hearts to turn her into a Mad Hatter.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 11:48:17 2017 No.16819438

>>16819362
I see Wights as light femdom girls, the type to just want you to lay back while she gently sips at your spirit energy with her claws and proceeds to spoil you with cowgirl sex. Not the rough kind either, just gentle and loving.

Although maledom works with Wights too, like if you held her hands/arms while doing it like so: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2619325
She could take your energy that way while still letting you be in control.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 11:48:47 2017 No.16819439 >>16819436 There is no Matango bad end.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 11:50:29 2017 No.16819446

>>16819429
Not really, Hatters are wonderland exclusive, I'm pretty sure regular matango won't turn into hatter no matter how much time you fuck her. Only Hatter's hat or trip to wonderland can evolve her
Zombie is magikarp of MGE - turning from shitty unintelligent corpse to high-tier classy Ojou

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 11:51:36 2017 No.16819448 >>16819446 Ah, that's true.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 11:53:18 2017 No.16819455

>>16819438
>light femdom girls, the type to just want you to lay back while she gently sips at your spirit energy with her claws and proceeds to spoil you with cowgirl sex. Not the rough kind either, just gentle and loving.
This is called gentle femdom, and its the best form of dom.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 12:12:19 2017 No.16819508 >>16819439 There is for people that don't like her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 12:19:00 2017 No.16819523 >>16819308 >The MGC equivalent of Starbucks is filled with sad lonely spiders I would spend every single day of my life there

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 12:29:44 2017 No.16819571 >>16817343 S A M E F A C E A M E F A C E

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 12:29:47 2017 No.16819572 Isnt it kinda disturbing all the public sex youd be having if you were taken by a Mad Hatter though?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 12:30:59 2017 No.16819577 >>16819571 You're a broken record.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 12:31:41 2017 No.16819582
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>>16819572
Like I said last thread and this, the appeal of Wonderland is no one cares. It's all mad so you just enjoy yourself and have fun with the lewd. That's like, the biggest draw!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 12:31:57 2017 No.16819585 >>16819571 Every artist does it to some degree and I'd much rather have nice looking sameface than making girls ugly just for the sake of having a different face.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 12:42:15 2017 No.16819624 >>16819301 Probably the dumbest thing about MGE. A lot of things can just be overlooked as fetish fuel but undead being "born" and growing like normal is truely dumb.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 12:43:30 2017 No.16819629 >>16819624 Just imagine it's an abortion

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 12:46:27 2017 No.16819640 >>16819381 You're not, self-important fag-kun.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 12:47:43 2017 No.16819646 >>16819640 Is it wrong to dream, anon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 12:48:59 2017 No.16819653 >>16819640 >shitting on fantasies for no reason Well aren't you a ball of sunshine?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 12:49:25 2017 No.16819654 >>16819629 >abortion in MGE >fetus gets mamono mana'd and awakens to life, craving cum It didn't have to be like this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 12:50:29 2017 No.16819662 >>16819653 He is not wrong tho.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 12:50:36 2017 No.16819663 >>16819653 monstergirls aren't real and never will be

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 12:50:51 2017 No.16819665 >>16819629 >>16819654 That's kinda morbid

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 12:51:00 2017 No.16819666 >>16819624 MGE undead aren't undead in a literal sense though, at best they're monster girls made to replace the concept of the pre-demon lord undead. They have full bodily functions and their only disadvantage is that they're a tiny bit cold.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 12:52:02 2017 No.16819668 >>16819662 Is he? It's not wrong for the guy to self insert in a self insert setting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 12:53:40 2017 No.16819675 File: 259 KB, 888x1243, 14.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16819629 Abortion is my fetish

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 12:55:27 2017 No.16819676 >>16817424 >Still no Khornette snu-snu from ELH or Faggocks STOP FUCKING BLUE BALLING ME GODDAMNIT I NEED MY FIX OF HELL PORTAL VAGINAS

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 12:58:41 2017 No.16819684 File: 600 KB, 1200x1179, tumblr_onhoryDYIW1rha9roo2_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mahou shoujo Oni-chan!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 12:59:26 2017 No.16819688 Are dragons romantic? Do you think certain breeds of dragons are more romantic in a certain way?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 12:59:58 2017 No.16819690 >>16819675 God damn it why, I thought I was safe from that here when taking a break from /gbfg/. At least it's not the yandere lyria doujin.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 13:01:34 2017 No.16819693 >>16819688 Wocks can be very romantic.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 13:03:25 2017 No.16819697
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>>16819684
>"Outta my way ya- URP- ya jerks! I'm here ta kick sum giant abomination ass!"
>"S-sailor Sake, have you been drinking ag-"
>"Ffffuckin yep! Where's that damn space monster whatever the fuck thing? I'm gonna knock it back ta the edge of the galaxy, then go hit on hot guys at the bar! There it is! Oy! Batter up shitbag!"
A real deconstruction of the genre.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 13:04:50 2017 No.16819704 File: 272 KB, 935x1920, tumblr_ochrvpg2ON1r8ououo1_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16819684 Big muscle girls in cute dainty dresses

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 13:05:20 2017 No.16819705 >>16819690 The one where she gathers a bunch of men to rape doraphs in front of gran?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 13:08:08 2017 No.16819714 File: 878 KB, 600x1101, 1441896492267.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16819704

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 13:09:53 2017 No.16819718

>>16819684
>>16819704
>>16819714
There is truly nothing sexier or cuter than Cute Musclemonsters.
I was loving that idea from a while ago of a huge queen of the gym dire-sized minotaur that's a real cocky bitch outside but once home with you is super cutesy and deredere

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 13:10:13 2017 No.16819719 File: 110 KB, 811x1200, C8mxkvAXUAAsRZD.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16819704 Big muscle girls in sexy outfits

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 13:11:01 2017 No.16819723 >>16819523 That does sound pretty nice. It'd be nearly impossible to help her home when she gets too wasted, however. Especially when she keeps lazily attempting to wrap me up.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 13:11:04 2017 No.16819724

>>16819438
The profile could be interpreted that way too, but in my opinion they fit better as subs with the theme of not taking proactive measures and having the guy conquer her instead, and how they're dignified on the outside but lewd and passionate on the inside.

>>16819624
>he doesn't want a loli wight waifu, see her gradually turn into someone who looks more like the profile picture and then impregnate her

>>16819666
Pretty sure they're still undead, but things that would require bodily functions like having children, blushing or having feeling in their bodies is just haxed in by demonic energy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 13:13:18 2017 No.16819733 >>16819724 >more like the profile picture What if I like short hair, dork?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 13:13:31 2017 No.16819736 >>16819724 Loli wights are daughters of powerful humans that died from a disease or getting lost. That's how I like to imagine little undead being born.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 13:13:49 2017 No.16819737 >>16819705 Not just rape, amputate. That artist has brain problems.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 13:17:25 2017 No.16819741 >>16819719 Romulus and Vlad-chan!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 13:18:27 2017 No.16819743 >>16819723 > Especially when she keeps lazily attempting to wrap me up. She'd be too drunk to wrap you up properly but if you act like she did you could enjoy some drunken rape

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 13:18:46 2017 No.16819745

>>16819718
>So big she barely fits her shoulders and hips through doorframes
>Timidly asks if you can custom order a cute nightgown for her she had her eyes on
>When outside in public with her she Kabedons you everywhere, crushes you against the walls on the train, forcibly rapes you like a proper raging Mino
>But every time you go home she nurses you intensely and wants nothing more than to dote and fawn on you like no tomorrow
She must have been raised by some other race.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 13:21:44 2017 No.16819752 File: 829 KB, 2332x2345, 1469999914084.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] big girls are simply the superior girls

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 13:28:57 2017 No.16819776

>>16819724
>but in my opinion they fit better as subs with the theme of not taking proactive measures and having the guy conquer her instead
The profile doesn't really say anything about the matter one way or another.
>They excel not only at handling a man’s body and soul, but his “spirit energy” as well. They can even freely manipulate the absorption of spirit energy and the pleasure that accompanies it. During sex, they deliberately sip spirit energy bit by bit through everything from the gentle touch of each and every one of their fingers, to close contact with their soft skin. As this takes place, the pleasure experienced by the man isn’t just physical. Even his soul will melt sweetly. They’ll captivate a man’s heart, and they won’t let go.

That's the only lines about sex with them so maledom and gentle femdom are both perfectly acceptable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 13:39:06 2017 No.16819800 >>16819776 It is open to interpretation, the profile is vague enough to not confirm either direction.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 13:44:47 2017 No.16819817 >>16819676 ELH is running a quest and I have no inclination to care what Anons want

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 13:45:53 2017 No.16819822
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Had another one of those 13-hour days. I know Anubis-senpai and Art Fairy-chan are proud of me for working and going to school at the same time, but goddamn I'd just rather lounge around with Sally.
Did I say lounge around? I meant rigorously exercise. Goddammit I can't catch a break.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 13:49:41 2017 No.16819832

>>16819822
Don't worry anon. I bet Salamander's love the constant grind of work. Don't tell me you'd rather be lazing around than doing EXERCISE and TRAINING? This makes the Salamander pout.

Also, that Salamander in the image has a tail that isn't nearly as thicc as it should be.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 13:49:57 2017 No.16819833 >>16819822 I'd exercise by sleeping on one's comfy lap.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 13:51:16 2017 No.16819838 >>16819832 It's newly grown after a tragic accident involving mumble-mumble-mumble.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 13:53:13 2017 No.16819844 >>16819838 Poor lizards have it rough with scares.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 13:53:48 2017 No.16819846 >>16819838 Do you think salamanders are embarrassed by small tails with little flames? Are they self conscious about it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 13:54:42 2017 No.16819850 I'm pretty sure I had dream about monster girls. Or at least there were Centaurs on the background at one point. Could have been other girls too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 13:57:10 2017 No.16819859 >>16819850 I remember that I had lewd groping with a lich and was "raped" by a dragon. Good dreams.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 14:00:22 2017 No.16819868 >>16819846 Considering they come off and regrow? Not likely. A small tail would be seen as a sign of an active combat-life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 14:09:13 2017 No.16819889 >>16819868 I'm still going to bully the Salamander Senior because she's got a stumpy tail. I'd come up to her and call her "Stumpy" while she was training to put her off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 14:12:43 2017 No.16819896 >>16819889 You're in for a rude awakening.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 14:14:15 2017 No.16819903 >>16819896 I'd like to see her try anything.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 14:14:50 2017 No.16819907 >>16819903 Just get on the stump.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 14:17:11 2017 No.16819912 >>16819907 What do you mean? Like actually sit in the stumpy tail?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 14:18:22 2017 No.16819914 >>16819912 She's telling you to fuck her doggy style bwaka!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 14:19:40 2017 No.16819916 >>16819914 I've never heard that one before.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 14:20:32 2017 No.16819918 >>16819914 That's one lewd Salamander. But who am I to ignore such an offer? I would probably end up kissing and licking the underside of her stumpy tail while doing it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 14:25:27 2017 No.16819933 If you were a monster girl, which monster would you be?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 14:26:36 2017 No.16819936 Melon's doing stuff again. https://picarto.tv/Whutermuelon

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 14:28:48 2017 No.16819942 >>16819936 Oh great! >check chat Looks like Losenis is shitposting again. Damn rascal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 14:29:51 2017 No.16819948 >>16819933 Whichever type of monster girl that gets the least attention

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 14:35:49 2017 No.16819965 >>16819942 If Losenis stopped shitposting he would no longer be Losenis.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 14:36:34 2017 No.16819966 File: 172 KB, 963x1500, 1485267628348.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYdgZFEwGUY

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 14:38:48 2017 No.16819979 Are there any dark mage fics?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 14:42:31 2017 No.16819991 >>16819979 Who knows or cares.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 14:42:40 2017 No.16819992 File: 918 KB, 1650x1753, 01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ace from /monster/ got bunch of his wedding dress MGE pics finished

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 14:43:12 2017 No.16819995 >>16819965 Why does he shitpost? Did someone bully his donut again?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 14:43:47 2017 No.16819997 File: 972 KB, 1424x2000, 02.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16819992

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 14:44:19 2017 No.16819999 >>16819995 TELL ME ABOUT LOSENIS WHY DOES HE SHITPOST THE CHAT

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 14:45:15 2017 No.16820004 File: 3.89 MB, 3508x2480, 06.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16819997 Welp, pics are too big

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 14:45:20 2017 No.16820005 >>16819999 Why would I know? I am asking in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 14:46:08 2017 No.16820011 >>16819997 Kikis look great. Purest monster girl smile.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 14:46:29 2017 No.16820016 File: 3.97 MB, 2122x2619, 07.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16820004

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 14:46:49 2017 No.16820017 >>16820004 Is that a blond Kej?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 14:47:41 2017 No.16820021 >>16820017 Titty-tania.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 14:47:42 2017 No.16820022 File: 1014 KB, 2396x2969, 03.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16820016 >>16820017 Titania, silly

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 14:48:04 2017 No.16820023 >>16819997 Maids are for marrying. >>16820016 That Unagi Joro looks so cute in her wedding dress.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 14:48:50 2017 No.16820026 File: 1.06 MB, 2205x4780, Nereid6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16820022

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 14:49:03 2017 No.16820027 >>16820023 I say she looks good enoigh to eat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 14:49:56 2017 No.16820029 >>16820027 Good enough to eat out?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 14:50:03 2017 No.16820031 File: 1.25 MB, 3123x3310, 05.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16820026

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 14:50:12 2017 No.16820032 >>16819979 >fic

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 14:50:51 2017 No.16820034 >>16820029 Wouldn't she be extra slimy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 14:50:58 2017 No.16820035 >>16819992 >>16819997 >>16820016 >>16820022 >>16820026 >>16820031 These are nice, but imgur is a thing you know.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 14:51:59 2017 No.16820039 >>16820031 >>16820026 >>16820022 >>16820016 >>16820004 >>16819997 Absolutely fantastic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 14:52:13 2017 No.16820041 >>16820032 >Communism >Working economies

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 14:53:01 2017 No.16820043 >>16820034 Yup. It taste good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 14:53:06 2017 No.16820044 >>16819992 They almost make up for the shit headpat meme he forced on raijus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 14:54:58 2017 No.16820049 >>16820044 What about /mgt/'s headpat maid to "recharge" meme?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 14:55:08 2017 No.16820050 >>16820044 do headpats objectivise monstergirls?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 14:56:12 2017 No.16820056 >>16820050 Do we objectivise monster girls?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 14:56:22 2017 No.16820057 >>16820050 Any forced meme is shitty, but nice attempt at a strawman.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 14:56:46 2017 No.16820058 >>16820050 I want to get objectivised by a monstergirl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 14:57:39 2017 No.16820062 >>16820035 I would rather see pics being spent on actual new MGE content then retarded off-topics pics, EMG and other stuff that get posted every damn thread Especially that 100% beef minotaur pic. I fucking hate it at this point.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 14:58:54 2017 No.16820066 >>16820050 No, but headpats in general are really fucking stupid. You pat the head of a pet, not your sexual partner. I know it's an anime thing, but its normally used on moeblobs and lolis.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 14:59:24 2017 No.16820070 >>16820057 do you even know what memes are?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 14:59:51 2017 No.16820074 >>16820062 I agree with you. But he's not asking for it to be put in an Imgur because he doesn't what images being wasted. It's more for convenience.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:00:35 2017 No.16820078 >>16820062 >Especially that 100% beef minotaur pic. I fucking hate it at this point. I've always disliked the Crabman cowgirls after how hard they've been spammed back when we were on /a/. Now that shit's back since Hound can't seem to fuck off.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:00:56 2017 No.16820082

>>16820026
>>16819992
>>16819997
>>16820004
>>16820016
>>16820022
>>16820031
Oh man, these are heartwarming and it's a great selection of girls too
Feels good to see someone use his money for the common good

They're all great in their own way though that Titania is too seductive and it kinda ruins it

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:02:43 2017 No.16820093 >>16820050 Nah, it's just a dumb thing to force. Especially when spending money on it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:02:46 2017 No.16820094 >>16820066 I don't know man, I've seen people do it irl

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:03:17 2017 No.16820097 >>16820082 Don't blame the ditzy Titania. She doesn't know what she's doing. She thinks it's a game.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:03:47 2017 No.16820100 >>16820062 What is it anon? Scared that a mino finds a BEEF'D mag under your bed? I find it dumb too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:04:04 2017 No.16820102 >>16820017 >>16820022 Ah. I thought it was a Kej from the sheer volume of hair. Whoever marries her would have to buy a lot of haircare products.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:04:08 2017 No.16820104 >>16820093 Have you ever thought maybe the guy just likes them and isn't trying to force anything?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:04:52 2017 No.16820105 >>16820004 PERFECT E R F E C T

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:05:10 2017 No.16820108 >>16820057 Oneesabbath is worst and most forced meme

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:05:11 2017 No.16820109 >>16820070 >getting the exact same picture over and over from different artists isn't attempting to force a meme

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:05:21 2017 No.16820110 >>16820104 But why get art of the same exact thing if he wasn't trying to set off something?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:06:41 2017 No.16820113 >>16820109 >>16820110 by this logic jabberfag is trying to push ss stuff here

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:06:42 2017 No.16820114 Lets not start arguing over nothing, nobody has been trying to force the headpat meme for a long time now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:06:57 2017 No.16820115 >>16820108 My vote goes to nerdhound

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:07:20 2017 No.16820118 >>16820109 >mfw gazerfag is a meme I should've known.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:08:16 2017 No.16820122 >>16820114 I hope it doesn't turn into another "let's conplain about the thread" episode again. Seriously it's getting to a point where that shit can fuck off because it's so repetitive and annoying.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:08:21 2017 No.16820124 >>16820074 >But he's not asking for it to be put in an Imgur because he doesn't what images being wasted Imgur kills image quality, why people still use it I'll never know.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:08:58 2017 No.16820127 >>16820113 That's dumb, but I don't feel like arguing with you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:09:43 2017 No.16820129 >>16819979 Iron beast did a MG roulette on her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:09:44 2017 No.16820130 >>16819850 I've had a couple myself. A kolbold, a kiki, a shog. ...and several about arachnes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:10:16 2017 No.16820132 >>16820127 that's because you can't prove that what he's doing is anything different than what the waifufags do

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:10:57 2017 No.16820134 Stop before it gets out of hand.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:11:51 2017 No.16820136 Daily Quest Failed

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:11:54 2017 No.16820137 >>16820110 /monster/ is like a bizzarro monstergirl thread. They seem to have a maledom majority there and it shows in their OC content I guess.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:12:48 2017 No.16820140 >>16820129 Who is Iron beast?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:13:23 2017 No.16820141 >Extra Thick Holst milk How did I just found out about this. It's one of the quickest ways to incubize yourself too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:14:09 2017 No.16820142 >>16820132 No, you silly dork. you should go back to silly school and look at the pictures and see why you're so silly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:14:10 2017 No.16820143 >>16820140 Are you new, by any chance? I'm trying to ask this in the least hostile manner possible.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:14:10 2017 No.16820144 >>16820140 urmum

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:14:14 2017 No.16820145 >>16820141 How thick we talkin?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:14:51 2017 No.16820146 >>16820140 >who is one of the few active writefags we have left? Shit man, I don't know.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:15:41 2017 No.16820148 >>16820142 nice tumblr meme

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:15:45 2017 No.16820149 >>16820140 You cannot be fucking serious? He pushes himself and his donut every other thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:15:46 2017 No.16820150 >>16820145 Hard to swallow thick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:16:39 2017 No.16820153 >>16820134 Too late. It's gonna be another day or two of people trying to get the last word in the same old petty debate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:17:09 2017 No.16820155 >>16820150 Woah that's pretty damn thick. How are you even supposed to be breastfed that kind of thick milk? But can we go T H I C C E R?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:17:16 2017 No.16820157 >>16820146 There are several newer, more active and less grammatically challenged writefags than Beast that make me forget about him from time to time too

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:18:10 2017 No.16820160 >>16820114 >nobody has been trying to force the headpat meme The guy that spammed Raiju headpat images out of spite not too long ago didn't give me that impression.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:18:23 2017 No.16820161 >>16820148 >tumblr mentioned again after someone says they didn't like ace's headpat pictures You're not as good at this as you'd like to think ace.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:18:45 2017 No.16820162 >>16820155 Nope, that is the thickest it gets. You dronk it and holsts will masturbate like crazy when they see you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:20:31 2017 No.16820166 >>16820161 >Muh Ace

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:21:13 2017 No.16820167

>>16820162
>Accidentally drink a bottle of Extra Thick holst milk that someone misplaced
>Due to intense denseness, don't realize your sudden several inch dick growth and go about your day as normal
>Walk by a pasture for Holstaurs
>They all storm the gate like mad, mooing up a storm, moaning and tearing their clothes off clawing for you through the gate, lactating and playing with their pussies in a desperate attempt to entice you
Even worse if you're wearing red.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:21:19 2017 No.16820168 >>16820143 >>16820149 I am new. A friend recommended me to come here for writing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:22:16 2017 No.16820171 >>16820157 Harsh, but fair. The dialogue is the worst bit imo, sometimes it reads like a highschool play. But his stories are still good and he can't help the bad grammar

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:22:51 2017 No.16820173 >>16820168 He recommended you the wrong place then, if you're after writing then he should have pointed you towards the wordpress.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:23:52 2017 No.16820175 >>16820167 You've got to take responsibility and breed those cows.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:24:08 2017 No.16820176 >>16820149 >Beast >Pushing himself The donut? Maybe, but Beast rarely talks about his writing here. The worst he's done was a poll for his next story, which I thought was a good idea.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:25:28 2017 No.16820184 File: 55 KB, 204x184, IMG_0383.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:26:44 2017 No.16820189 >>16820176 You're right but someone has a hateboner for beast lately.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:28:32 2017 No.16820195 File: 1.13 MB, 818x1200, sandworm04.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Where my fellow sandworm lovers at?

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:29:32 2017 No.16820200

>>16820175
>In a continued haze of denseness (maybe the milk had something to do with it), as you're still walking past the large pasture, the holsts following along in a big herd of moos and lewdness kept from you by the fence, you decide you're thirsty
>Reach for your water bottle, but as you pull it up realize it's empty
>Holsts all notice very quickly, and almost in unison rip their tops off, revealing a cacophony of jiggling, wobbling, leaking breastflesh
>Shucks, it sure does look tasty
>You don't notice the blow to the back of the head as you're walking toward them to get a closer look, turning everything black until you wake up in a field later...

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:30:55 2017 No.16820201 >>16820167 I would just lay there out of their reach, masturbate and cum on their faces. I sure wouldn't want to work at a farm.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:31:25 2017 No.16820202

>>16820189
Pointing out what he already knows as far as his grammar being poor and writing quality being mediocre despite being a fine person and writing a lot isn't hating on him. It does seem like stating any of that oddly very quickly receives responses from people that are very into defending him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:31:41 2017 No.16820204 >>16820195 Sandworms are scary They gobble you up and won't let go

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:32:26 2017 No.16820206 >>16820141 You ever put sugar in your cereal before, and at the end, when you're at the bottom of the bowl, you have thick, sweet milk? I imagine it's something like that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:33:05 2017 No.16820209 >>16820195 Too claustrophobic. If the worm itself was a truly colossal thing I'd be more on board but as it is that's just way too little room to move inside of one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:33:41 2017 No.16820210 File: 571 KB, 1200x811, Alraune3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is there a Summer version for this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:34:39 2017 No.16820213 >>16820210 NO

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:35:01 2017 No.16820214

>>16820204
They do it out of love though anon. She wouldn't never hurt you. If fact, she just wants to protect you and make love to you, and what better way to do that than to take you inside her shell that's much stronger than steel? And better yet, it's super comfy inside, a bit damp but comfy.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:35:20 2017 No.16820215

>>16820202
>his grammar being poor and writing quality being mediocre despite being a fine person and writing a lot
This is reasonable enough. Sometimes I wonder if he would be this popular if he was posting during the writefag flood of 2014. There were so many writefags that most of them faded into obscurity.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:35:22 2017 No.16820216

>>16819995
He shitposts because he's a Russian stuck in an Argentinian's body with a Donut Steelim who doesn't exist because she has no art. He's essentially an angry Commissar who at the drop of the hat will go "DRIVE ME CLOSER, I WANT TO HIT THEM WITH MY SHITPOST"

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:36:30 2017 No.16820219 >>16820189 Nah, its just the connection to the lilims and flagmander.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:37:52 2017 No.16820222 File: 69 KB, 251x260, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16820209 It's not that small; there's plenty of room to stand up inside her and walk around.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:38:18 2017 No.16820224 >>16820215 I thought he was?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:38:23 2017 No.16820226 >>16820215 I dunno. Its cool people like him. I personally have never even been able to get through a roulette of his because of the writing but if people are down with it good on him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:38:41 2017 No.16820227 >>16820216 >with a Donut Steelim who doesn't exist because she has no art >Forever stuck as VICTORIA.PNG

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:39:19 2017 No.16820230 >>16820222 That doesn't seem to be what's implied by the profile. Good as SSS's doujins are they aren't really canon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:39:38 2017 No.16820231 >>16820224 Nah, he's fairly recent starting in 2016 I think.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:41:00 2017 No.16820232 File: 324 KB, 1280x1493, 1490742220519.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16820210 >that sneaky ushi

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:41:49 2017 No.16820235 >>16820195 I still have fond memories of that one greentext about the sandworm and the ptsd guy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:41:55 2017 No.16820236 File: 831 KB, 830x1200, 0115_bw1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >I am not currently getting a long tongue makeout session in a hot tub with my Demon lady What went wrong with this reality? Let's start again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:42:20 2017 No.16820237 >>16820224 No he was not. He was mid 2015 at the earliest. At that time he was in MGU as black lion 505. You should see him in the discord, dealing with MGU has given him a DEEP hate for praxis.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:42:22 2017 No.16820238 File: 3.98 MB, 2105x3019, 021.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16820230 KC likes them, that's good enough for me. And the lore in them is great.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:42:49 2017 No.16820240 >>16820230 Nah, the one in the profile is just a younger sandworm. They get bigger with age.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:42:49 2017 No.16820241 >>16820232 No Ushi! No raping during breakfast!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:43:52 2017 No.16820244 >>16820235 I've never read that one. You wouldn't happen to have the link to it would you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:43:54 2017 No.16820245 >>16820236 >long tongue makeout session in a hot tub with my Demon lady That sounds dangerous. You might get addicted!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:44:13 2017 No.16820246 >>16820232 >no bacon Get the fuck out of my house.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:44:29 2017 No.16820247 >>16820236 Let's kill ourselves and reset.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:44:35 2017 No.16820248

>>16820238
>>16820240
I mean if they really do get big enough that you can actually walk around inside them and stuff then they're cool in my book, I just never thought that was the case. I already like how they can polymorph themselves into a more lamia like shape for standard movement

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:45:39 2017 No.16820251 >>16820236 >10footrapegrape.png

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:46:00 2017 No.16820253 >>16820238 I love jabberwockies so damn much.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:46:21 2017 No.16820255 >>16820236 I wonder how does she take care of her teeth. They're so shiny.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:46:29 2017 No.16820256 >>16820246 YOU! are the bacon...

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:46:53 2017 No.16820257

>>16820215
>faded into obscurity
Sometimes I like to click on randoms in the writefag list. I've dound a bunch of stories and writefags I used to really enjoy but forgot existed.
Special mentions to the Ryu orgasm denial guy, Do I Look Like A Writefag? who seems to still write, but for /k/ now and the Police Manticore story in particular

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:47:16 2017 No.16820258 >>16820226 I don't get how his writing can be so fun yet so off at the same time,

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:47:38 2017 No.16820259 File: 166 KB, 1000x1000, 1490134880395.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16820256 Buiii

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:47:46 2017 No.16820260 >>16820026 How do you wear clothes underwater?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:47:48 2017 No.16820261 >>16820066 >I know it's an anime thing And which sort of monstergirls is this thread about again? Western ones?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:48:40 2017 No.16820265 >>16820257 >Ryu orgasm denial guy ODfag popped up a while ago I think.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:49:50 2017 No.16820270 >>16820255 Semen

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:49:55 2017 No.16820271 >>16820260 Sea Bishop blessing I think. She's there for undersea marriages.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:50:05 2017 No.16820272
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>>16820245
Bitch that's what I want! I want it to feel like the back of my throat is vaguely unfulfilled if it goes too long without her tongue lewdly probing around back there.
That uh, that doesn't require a 'no alp', does it? Probably not.
>>16820247
Well I mean i wouldn't go THAT far, but discovering the mysteries of quantum dimensional travel is probably the next best thing.
>>16820251
I like it. I'm stealing that.
>>16820255
I think some of the Succubus-family species naturally through lustful magic have things like teeth clenliness, skincare, hair cleanliness etc taken care of and without any need for input.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:51:55 2017 No.16820280 >>16820259 Get back in the kitchen tubbydear

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:52:38 2017 No.16820281 >>16820272 Remember to always cum on your waifu's toothbrush. Cum is good for a monster's health. Also, one of the best demon pics right there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:52:52 2017 No.16820282 >>16820280 Pfft, yeah, when P'Orcs fly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:54:38 2017 No.16820290 >>16820176 He tends to ask repeatedly if people read his non roulette stories. Newspaper was good, not sure how I feel about his ongoing ones and I haven't read that Selene one yet

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:55:17 2017 No.16820294 >>16820222 I personally think they have magical pocket dimension inside them, like jar or mimic

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:55:17 2017 No.16820295 >>16820281 I like the naked one more >they actually give her large dark blue nipples that fit her skin tone and breast size, not out of place pink tiny ones many artists do for succubi.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:57:21 2017 No.16820298 >>16820281 >Cum is good for a monster's health Then you can call my Lady a damn health fanatic. Maybe even a health addict. And agreed, the whole set is great.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:57:22 2017 No.16820299 >>16820244 Sorry, but I don't. It's an older story, back from the /a/ days IIRC

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:57:42 2017 No.16820301 >>16820282 Anon, get the catapult And some binoculars And some butter. The butter's important

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:59:04 2017 No.16820306 >>16820301 I volunteer to butter up the P'Orc.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 15:59:30 2017 No.16820308 >>16820282 And suddenly I'm thinking of the MG version of Pink Floyd's 'Animals' album...

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 16:00:00 2017 No.16820310 File: 333 KB, 1129x1600, Dullahan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dullahan Shenanigans Dullahanigans

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 16:00:01 2017 No.16820311

>>16820295
I like this one because of her pose, sweater with thigh highs and the pantyshot which makes my dick berserk.

After that little demon model talk I can see myself buying a demon magazine and keeping it hidden.

>>16820298
Well, I guess every waifu would be like that but it depends on how you use your cum when dealing with stuff.
Like cumming in her eyes instead of using eyedrops. Definitely not for everyone.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 16:00:03 2017 No.16820312 >>16820290 I don't like his Selene one much and he thinks the OC lilim hate is one guy, and this makes him worrying like commercial anon sometimes. Otherwise his stories are great and I want him to stay as long as possible

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 16:01:23 2017 No.16820315

>>16820195
It's weird. While they aren't at the top of my favorites list, I find them rather fascinating. Plus, they're natural redheads, which is an automatic win in my book.

Really should be more Sandworm stories out there. The one Silent wrote had it all; realistic scenario, thrilling, a bit disturbing, but also kinda sweet.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 16:01:59 2017 No.16820323

>>16820301
>A pleasant shortstack plump housewife P'Orc sitting there nervously as her husband rubs butter all over her body
>Normally, this would be an enjoyable experience and a regular occurrence at the household, but today it is anything but that
>"Now babe, we'll be launching you over the water, so there's really nothing to worry about."
>"Buiii... a-are you s-sure we need to do this, hubby? I-its just a saying after all..."
>Her protests are ignored as she's placed in the loading area of the catapult, generously donated by the local Cyclops
>When asked why she let them use it, she stoically replied '...Seems interesting."
>"Alright babe! Tuck your legs in, it'll let you fly further! Ready?"
>"Buiii! Buiii! Hubby I'm really not su-"
>"FIRE!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 16:02:05 2017 No.16820326 >>16820310 Cute, the body wants a kiss too!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 16:02:43 2017 No.16820330 >>16820310 Daaaaw

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 16:04:51 2017 No.16820338 >>16820311 Oh I'm perfectly sure she'd try (and want) it all. And I'm quite positive I'd be happy to oblige.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 16:08:06 2017 No.16820356 >>16820338 Well if it is like that then make sure to stay healthy with your demon. Give her all the cum.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 16:09:07 2017 No.16820364

>>16820312
You'd then he'd wisen up that not many people like lilims, Selene herself isn't bad (If you want a bad fighting focused lilim there's Laila) but a lilim's major gimmicks makes them unlikable to most.
Even so, he needs to finish scalebound if only to continue burning edge.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 16:11:43 2017 No.16820380 File: 187 KB, 680x567, 1485712189886.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16820364 >Laila

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 16:11:49 2017 No.16820381 >>16820356 Buckets on buckets on buckets daily!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 16:12:44 2017 No.16820390 >>16820380 Delete this!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 16:13:21 2017 No.16820392 Sometimes it's nice to just have an MG you can cuddle while she tells you everything will be alright rather than just rape you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 16:13:39 2017 No.16820397 You know what would be fun to see? A Apophis and a Pharaoh doing petty pranks to one another just to annoy the other one. Like stealing their panties and drawing on their face while they are sleeping.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 16:13:45 2017 No.16820399 >>16820380 Laila is like Selene drank bleach sold to her by deviant art.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 16:14:15 2017 No.16820402 >>16820381 That's right! For a good relationship you must make your waifu think "What the hell did I just marry?" and have her worry about how much more do you have in you. Trust me, I have a Ph.D in waifus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 16:15:24 2017 No.16820406 >>16820364 >You'd think I need to wake up.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 16:15:30 2017 No.16820407

>>16820315
They're so lewd yet so cute at the same time. Not to mention, you'd never need to worry about renting or buying a house. She is your home. All you need an internet connection and a couple of computers that are waterproof, and you're good to go. Playin' some vidya with your sandworm waifu would be the comfiest thing ever.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 16:18:00 2017 No.16820410 File: 40 KB, 655x622, gazer sa-ryong bust sm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Got a small quick wifeboobs picture today!

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 16:22:00 2017 No.16820430

>>16820402
Upon review, my professional consultation corroborates your analysis. Evidence to the fact is given by her eyes forming into heart pupils as she dreamily sighs whilst the tenth load in an hour pumps out all over her face and cleavage, her lazily licking it up and pumping at a steady pace as another dose of giri and manticore venom is consumed.
Signed, Demonfag, Licensed Cumshot Provider

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 16:23:46 2017 No.16820440 >>16820399 I would like to see a fight between Selene and Laila.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 16:25:47 2017 No.16820447 >>16820364 This. Burning edge has the better plot, scalebound just feels like shonen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 16:26:43 2017 No.16820452 >>16820410 Tittymonster Gazer when?

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 16:27:36 2017 No.16820456

>>16820430
That may be if you are already in a steady relationship with her and you see each other as lovey dovey things. However, when an agressive and assertive monster attacks you with the intent of having fun and marrying the best way is to surprise her and show that you are more than just cute looks, ending in what I described.

Signed, Me, that one dude.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 16:28:44 2017 No.16820461 >>16820452 Get Melon to do it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 16:29:42 2017 No.16820466 File: 803 KB, 810x1080, gazer fumio936.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16820452 People have drawn her with proportions like that on several occasions. Fumio, even.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 16:30:09 2017 No.16820467 >>16820461 I wonder who's behind this post.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 16:32:10 2017 No.16820474 >>16820467 :^)

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 16:36:02 2017 No.16820492 >>16820310 I know she's happy about the wedding, but that's no reason to lose her head.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 16:37:33 2017 No.16820497 >>16820456 Ah, I see. A very important finding for single anons in search of proving their worth to monstergirls. I approve.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 16:38:20 2017 No.16820504 >>16820492 CHAROOOON

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 16:38:36 2017 No.16820506

Is there a word to describe the feeling one has when they drunkenly buy a commission/YCH, and they're dreading how it might turn out, but then the artist produces something which surpasses every expectation?
Do we have something in the dictionary for that elation and relief?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 16:39:57 2017 No.16820511 >>16820506 I'm not sure because I've never got a commission before.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 16:40:33 2017 No.16820513 >>16820506 In the old days we had a saying: "Everything went better than expected"

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 16:41:41 2017 No.16820519 >>16820447 Aren't they both fighting stories? He should just write comfy stuff. It works better for him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 16:46:11 2017 No.16820532 >>16820504 >>16820492 I've had it up to my neck with these bullshit puns. Cut that shit out or I'll have your heads.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 16:48:21 2017 No.16820543 >>16820519 No, fuck you. Microsoft already cancelled one Scalebound, you don't get to cancel another.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 16:49:33 2017 No.16820547

>>16820511
I guess a similar feeling would be getting so drunk you black out, and wake up somewhere unfamiliar. You're dreading to find out just what you did and where you are, but it turns out during those missing hours you saved the life of a billionaire, and they gave you one of their houses, completely paid for, as a token of their gratitude.

>>16820513
Then let's go with that. Especially considering the art I got was from an artist who draws bara furry men on FurAffinity.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 16:52:43 2017 No.16820556 >>16820519 Scalebound is a knights vs lizardgirls and dragons In a tournament. Burning edge is different, its about a woman turning form rich bitch to fighting monster.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 16:56:30 2017 No.16820568 >>16820547 I wouldn't know because I've never been drunk. But still that makes sense atleast. Wish I wasn't such a NEET and I actually had the money to get a commission.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 17:02:43 2017 No.16820580 >>16820568 Jeez, how are you even using the internet if you can't spare $10 for even a small commission?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 17:05:20 2017 No.16820588 >>16820580 They really do commissions that cheap? I thought the range was around $40+ dollars? I guess that's pretty good then. I don't want to blogpost but I live with my parents

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 17:13:10 2017 No.16820605 >>16820050 Only if you think they're only for cute and not for succ.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 17:16:55 2017 No.16820614 File: 247 KB, 542x897, vanback.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Don't get caught staring, don't get caught staring, don't get caught staring, don't get caught staring...

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 17:20:26 2017 No.16820625 >>16820614 Staring at what anon? Her muscles, her ass or her titanic backboob? Because she's going to notice no matter what you do, and then it's a long lifetime of bouncy tits and moo-snu for you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 17:23:04 2017 No.16820634 >>16820625 C-can I get pelvis insurance? Or suffocation insurance? Minotaurs can't be that forceful in bed, right?

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 17:26:40 2017 No.16820646

>>16820588
Well, you won't get a big, full-colour painting, but some artists do sketches for that cheap. You just have to look around.
Shit, just look at Critnuke. Guy literally does full colour character drawings for $8.

Jeez, Anon. At least get a job, so you can pay them rent too. Having money is great.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 17:28:16 2017 No.16820651

>>16820634
Oh your pelvis will be fine anon. She might be rough but she's not going to hurt you.
It's going to go on until she runs out of stamina though, so you'd better be ready for half a day of tight minotaur pussy and jiggly minotaur tits milking your dick. At minimum.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 17:29:37 2017 No.16820657 >>16820646 Since people are talking about commissions, do you happen to know of anyone open right now that does elegant looking girls well and in the 40-60 dollar range?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 17:31:09 2017 No.16820660 >>16820646 I'll check it out, sounds like I could get something good. I know I'm a bad person. I need a Kiki to kick my ass and get me on the right track

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 17:32:21 2017 No.16820664 >tfw starting to lust for blue demons again after a long time of not caring that much I just checked, and some of the oldest porn I have saved are pictures of Astaroth from 9 years ago that I probably got from /b/.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 17:35:42 2017 No.16820672

>>16820651
Well how am I supposed to keep my stamina up for all that time? Especially if she keeps me gasping for air by riding me in seated lotus with my head between those milkmountains! Not to mention that ass and those muscly thighs crushing me down below. How does one survive that?!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 17:36:38 2017 No.16820676 >>16820672 Her tits are in your face for a reason anon. Drink.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 17:37:01 2017 No.16820678

>>16820657
Nudes and lewds, yes or no?
Any more details you can give can help me narrow down an artist for you, possibly.

I've got an Excel spreadsheet with 110 different artists on it, but I haven't listed prices or styles on it, so it's very incomplete. Either way, I'll see what I can find.

>>16820660
I'd recommend Snib as well, but he closed his commissions for a bit literally just yesterday.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 17:38:01 2017 No.16820681 >>16820676 And just how much of those titanic things am I supposed to drink? And how do I make her take me home with her for good?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 17:38:07 2017 No.16820682 >>16820678 No lewds in this case, it's for a Wight that differs from the profile.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 17:39:40 2017 No.16820684 >>16820681 You keep sucking until she finishes anon. You'll know when she gives you one last for the night with paizuri. And if she dragged you off after she caught you 'mirin then you're already hers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 17:41:10 2017 No.16820689 Is it worth to come back to write?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 17:42:28 2017 No.16820694 >>16820689 That more depends on if you have anything worthwhile rather than the thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 17:42:54 2017 No.16820695 >>16820689 Do you think it is?

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 17:43:06 2017 No.16820696

>>16820684
>Tired, slow, gently paizuri (with gargantuan tits) as her aching muscles slowly pillow and mould them around you, the last vestiges of milk still trickling out
You know
I think this turned out well actually
But then I know it will only get longer tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 17:43:41 2017 No.16820698 >>16820689 If you enjoy writing then of course it it, the main thing is that you have a love for monster girls and don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Unless you're bob.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 17:48:06 2017 No.16820706
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>>16819032

>"I will take care of him." You hear as the Jinko leaves
> You see the tall ultra muscular Hellhound gym bouncer looking at you.
> She makes the Jinko look like a Nekomata.
> You try to talk but before you can say a word are just pushed hard against a wall.
> Harassing the girls here huh? You will have to be disciplined.
> The Hellhound puts you on her shoulder and carry you to a room in the gym.
> She proceeds to rape you for an entire day.
> You wake up alone, seeing no one you get dressed and leave the room, getting to the gym's main area again and then to the exit.
> A strong paw holds you before you are able to get to the exit.
> You turn your head only to see the Hellhound bouncer.
> "Where do you think you are going?"
> You point to the exit.
> "No cutie, yesterday was just warm up. Now you will see what we do to harassers."
> She drags you to a room that reads "Security Staff Dormitory."
> Fucking huge place filled with rooms, its bigger than the gym.
> "I GOT FRESH MEAT!" she shouts.
> A few doors open, and out of them come, ten muscular monsters. So ripped that normal muscle monsters are put to shame.
> The Jinkos there make normal Jinkos look like lolis.
> "The penalty for harassment, is one month as the fuck boy of 10 of the gym's security girls. As you can see we need to be more buff than normal, I mean. We are tasked with bouncing a place filled with muscle monsters."
> She pinches your ass
> "Also, you will have a day off per week. You better not use it to go to the gym and harass people or you will get one month added to your sentence."
> She begins to blush looking surprisingly cute.
> "Also if you get one year of sentence you will..... have to choose one of us to marry. So you better behave cute stuff."
> One of the Jinkos puts her abs next to your face.
> "You may begin your punishment by applying lotion to our bodies" she says.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 17:54:59 2017 No.16820718 >>16820706 >Used goods harem faggotry No thanks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 17:56:02 2017 No.16820721 >>16820706 >tfw I'll never be kabedonned by a 7ft Muscular Hellhound who says I'm now her husband I love the idea of being claimed

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 17:56:14 2017 No.16820722 >>16820706 Just do what they say and think of England until pelvic control has been returned.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:01:36 2017 No.16820734 >>16820706 >Ruining it with the sluttery Faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:02:28 2017 No.16820739 >>16820706 > "Also if you get one year of sentence you will..... have to choose one of us to marry. So you better behave cute stuff." Can I pick the hellhound bouncer? A hellhound that huge sounds perfect.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:05:41 2017 No.16820751 >>16820734 Where's the slut stuff? Just to make sure.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:08:24 2017 No.16820759 >>16820751 Didn't you know? Any girl who's even seen another man's dick before is a slut.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:10:32 2017 No.16820763 >>16820759 I didn't sew any slut stuff in the greentext. I just want someone to point it out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:10:43 2017 No.16820764 >>16820739 She says "one of US" so obviously it includes her

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:13:16 2017 No.16820771 >All these old writers suddenly coming back What's going on

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:14:37 2017 No.16820774 >>16820734 > "No cutie, yesterday was just warm up. Now you will see what we do to harassers."

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:15:05 2017 No.16820778 >>16820734 Or maybe each batch of 10 bouncers are virgins and the unchosen waifus are sent to the next Mamono Army invasion to get a husband for sure, are given one by the Danuki owner or some shit like that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:15:46 2017 No.16820779 >>16820774 >>16820751

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:16:10 2017 No.16820781 >>16820778 Men can be sluts too. You see it around here a lot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:17:40 2017 No.16820785 >>16820771 Which ones came back?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:18:16 2017 No.16820787 >>16820781 Hey, I used to be a huge slut until I actually found a monstergirl I could call a waifu. It's never too late anon. Unless you actually stuck your dick in something, then you're fucked bot figuratively and literally.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:18:24 2017 No.16820788

>>16820774

Didnt it cross your mind that maybe the 10 girls that came to recieve you, are a small fraction of the girls there and "we" means the gym's security staff as a collective entity rather than saying that the girls have previously participated in previous rapings?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:20:34 2017 No.16820798 >>16820785 Peter off the top of my head Some others have been considering

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:21:47 2017 No.16820801 >>16820788 You seem awfully triggered there anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:22:31 2017 No.16820804 >>16820787 I'm in no way concerned about myself being a slut. It's others here that I worry about. Not about to name names though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:23:33 2017 No.16820809 >>16820801 That had a whopping nothing to do with his post.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:23:35 2017 No.16820810 >>16820788 I really doubt that

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:24:08 2017 No.16820813 >>16820779 Oh. I didn't notice that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:25:33 2017 No.16820818 >>16820788 Not him, but that sounds an awful lot like reaching for an excuse. If I was passed around by 11 different girls and they all said "this is what we do to harassers", I'd be pretty convinced they were all sluts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:26:14 2017 No.16820821 >>16820801 I dunno, I'd call people complaining about previous sexual experience of girls they're not married to as triggered more than I would his post.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:27:19 2017 No.16820826 File: 611 KB, 1216x1000, Sexytimes.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16820781 Can you really be called a slut where you dont have a choice? This is what happen when you refuse

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:27:41 2017 No.16820827 >>16820818 >If I was passed around by 11 different girls and they all said "this is what we do to harassers", I'd be pretty convinced they were all sluts. What fucking backwards logic is this Youre the one getting gangbanged

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:27:49 2017 No.16820828 File: 430 KB, 516x501, cat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16820821 >experience Is that what they're calling it these days?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:28:52 2017 No.16820831 >>16820826 I want to be beaten up and then have my virginity stolen by an angry hellhound.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:28:54 2017 No.16820832 >>16820827 A slut is one who sleeps around of their own volition. Come on, use your head there buddy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:29:28 2017 No.16820834 >>16820821 >previous sexual experience MGE girls don't need actual experience to pleasure you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:29:58 2017 No.16820838 >>16820828 Smug cat is right

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:32:29 2017 No.16820848 >>16820832 > Your fic is in the kitchen. Please wait.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:32:32 2017 No.16820850 >>16820832 Being a rapist doesnt make you a manwhore.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:33:39 2017 No.16820854 >>16820834 I thought MGE girls were like Orks in that the sexual experience was a preprogrammed into their genetic code or something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:34:59 2017 No.16820856 >>16820834 You know what I mean, past encounters.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:35:28 2017 No.16820857 >>16820854 It is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:36:09 2017 No.16820862 >>16820856 So what?

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:40:26 2017 No.16820868

>>16820862
It doesn't matter if it increases their ability to pleasure you or not, a monster girl having been with one or two guys before isn't the apocalypse. It's canon that not every monster girl will be a pure and perfect virgin and it's fine if that's what you want but there's no need to bitch at a guy for not caring about purity.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:42:29 2017 No.16820871

>Anon is cornered by ten hulking monstermusclegirls
>suddenly, he folds his arms and turns his nose up in the air, letting out a puff of air as he starts explaining his dissatisfaction
>"Ugh, this is awful. By what you're saying, it sounds like you're implyi-"
>He's dragged away before he can finish saying anything and put through rigorous, bone-shattering sex for hours on end
>Every time he tries to get a word out, his face is shoved into a breast or slammed against a wall or plunged into a pussy as his dick is milked end over end
>At the end of all of it, he's tossed to the curb, the hulking musclemonsters satisfied with a good meal and going about their day, utterly uneffected by whatever it was he was trying to say
>Anon, dragging himself to the hospital in a mess of fluids and sore bones, thinks to himself 'b-but they were sluts!' before finally collapsing at the emergency room
Heaven forbid a rape be uncomfortable or not how you want it to go

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:44:27 2017 No.16820879 My son you have two choices You may have sweet, kindly Kiki whi cooks and cleans perfectly and speaks with a refined accent Or you can have clumsy muscle Kiki who is inexperienced and speaks in bad Russian accent.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:44:58 2017 No.16820881 >>16820871 I'm in agreement with you on the whole "used goods" thing being blown out of proportion but MGE girls wouldn't do anything bone shattering or brutal that would leave you in hospital.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:45:08 2017 No.16820882 >>16820871 This is why I woud carry a rape alarm with me. Those muscle SLUTS are powerless against my ring pull alarm. I'll have them running in fear.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:45:40 2017 No.16820884 >>16820871 Whoa anon. It sounds like you're implying a sexual situation with a monstergirl happened that didn't end in a monogamous relationship with a happy end. That's very non-kosher.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:46:10 2017 No.16820886 >>16820871 Is it bad to secretly want this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:46:38 2017 No.16820887 >>16820871 I never wanted to be part of this, but god damn man, pulling autistic shit like this is just throwing in the towel. The other guys are going to have to try really hard to top this flavor of insufferable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:46:52 2017 No.16820889 >>16820868 It's a negative, and given the choice between two MGs where the difference was one had past partners, I'll go for the one with none every time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:46:53 2017 No.16820888 >>16820881 Meh, nothing permanent anyway. If nothing else could have said they at least dropped him off at the hospital. >>16820886 Not at all, just be prepared for the White Panties Brigade to tell you its wrong.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:47:28 2017 No.16820893 >>16820879 The answer is obvious. I get myself a shog.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:47:31 2017 No.16820894 >>16820888 >White Panties Brigade Who are they?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:48:34 2017 No.16820896 >>16820893 Very well, you get a clumsy yet competent muscle Shog with a refined accent.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:48:50 2017 No.16820899 >>16820886 It makes you a slut, but if you're fine with that then go for it.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:49:24 2017 No.16820900

>>16820894
Door to door Jehovah's witness-esque fellows who give stern talking-to's to Monstergirls who have had more than one sexual partner or are sexual predators in general.
Ironically, also the most effective way to end up as the anon in said situation.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:49:26 2017 No.16820901

>>16820884
Your just lucky their the 'catch and release' types. Others tend to snatch up men and they never appear again. Then their is the secret milking facilities in where a man could be pumped full of manticore vemon and humpty slime and milked by machines daily for up to 12 hours a day. Then some of the viler rich folk will often pay money for a shota, one shudders what happens there. MGC makes Detroit look like heaven in comparison.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:49:33 2017 No.16820902 >>16820888 I want to be a pure virgin boy who doesn't consider marrying sluts though. So that exact scenario can play out and I'll be crying to the poor nurses about muh virginity being stolen

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:50:20 2017 No.16820904 >>16820902 See now there you go. Where there's a market, there's a supplier.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:50:58 2017 No.16820905 >>16820889 Then go for one with none, some people just don't give a shit either way and it's silly for people to jump down a guy's throat for his memearrow story on an Pakistani cave drawing forum not aligning with their personal fantasy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:51:13 2017 No.16820906 >>16820879 I make them fight for the honor. My bet is sweet kiki can hold her own. >"You thought you could beat me with raw physical strength? You can't even iron his shirts properly!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:51:38 2017 No.16820907 >>16820901 Barbaric, truly. The cruelty of monsters knows no bounds.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:51:42 2017 No.16820908 >>16820900 Is it full of unicorns?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:52:17 2017 No.16820912 >>16820905 Welcome to /mgt/, where opinions will be voiced.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:53:27 2017 No.16820914 File: 137 KB, 530x344, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>>/i/499285 >>>/i/499286 hush hush

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:53:35 2017 No.16820915

>>16820908
Its a male only organization, but Unicorns are almost always seen trying to dissuade them from going out on their 'missions' and instead convince them to just come home with them.
But they're unwavering in their holy quest. There are people being WRONG on the INTERNET.
The saddest part being, when they come back inevitably raped and dumped, sobbing about how 't-thats not how it works though', the Unicorns sadly can only help them get healthy again but won't be interested sexually anymore. It's a vicious cycle.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:53:45 2017 No.16820916 >>16820868 This I love purity and virginity I prefer it over a girl having previous partners. But I think maybe people go a bit too overboard when a girl isn't a virgin. >>16820888 Hey man don't shit on white pure panties. I love white pure panties!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:54:32 2017 No.16820917 >>16820868 Precisely this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:54:52 2017 No.16820918 >>16820900 I'm going to go to the MGC gym as a member of the White Panties Brigade to preach to the sweaty, muscular and tall monster girls about purity and virginity and how it should be valued.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:55:42 2017 No.16820920 >>16820915 If someone was to....happen to lock them with a number of unicorns in a gym?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:55:56 2017 No.16820921 >>16820914 >That tongue Hey now, that's what I'm talkin about >>16820916 I'm just messin around. People are just too funny when they get their knickers twisted.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:57:15 2017 No.16820925 >Hellhounds brought up >thread goes to shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:57:26 2017 No.16820926 >>16820914 >big puffy milky inverted nipples BELLISSIMO

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:58:19 2017 No.16820930 >>16820915 Kinda makes me feel sad that those guys who get their virginity stolen aren't even loved or claimed by the MG who took it. She simply tosses him away. Like someone stomping on your sand castle without even helping you build a new one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:58:33 2017 No.16820932 >>16820925 People are mostly having fun now with one or two folks not getting it or thinking this is a sword to fall on, it's all good

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:58:44 2017 No.16820933 >>16820914 Work on your fingers, man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 18:59:21 2017 No.16820935 >>16820932 Yeah this. Just a bit of fun and games

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 19:00:49 2017 No.16820936 >>16820914 Lewd

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 19:01:21 2017 No.16820938 >>16820933 Lemme tell you summin' buster, I'm trying ;_;

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 19:01:22 2017 No.16820939

>>16820918
Pro tip: drink your milk. Builds strong bones. Don't ask why.
>>16820920
Then maybe it would be the Unicorns who finally take their chance to FORCE purity on them. They may not be expert rapists, but dammit, if they let these men leave, they'll end up like the guy who got into the situation at the start of all this!
>>16820930
Can't have monstergirls if at least sometimes they do something moderately monstrous.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 19:01:40 2017 No.16820943 >>16820914 >that tongue hnng

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 19:02:30 2017 No.16820945 >>16820932 Sure are a lot of people here who take things way too seriously.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 19:02:57 2017 No.16820947 >>16820939 But surely who will save the boys with their virginity stolen from them?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 19:04:57 2017 No.16820952 >>16820947 Thankfully, Monstergirls outside of the Unicorn give absolutely no shits about your sexual history and think it silly to even suggest such a thing or even bring it up. The fiends.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 19:05:23 2017 No.16820954 File: 2.34 MB, 1470x2100, 47392341_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Should I release her? y/n

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 19:05:57 2017 No.16820956

>>16820945
Goes for both sides of purity arguments, some people tend to act like greentexts are real and they're really going to be forced to have sex with a slut and people on the other side don't know when to just ignore the complaints and just enjoy the slut talk anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 19:06:24 2017 No.16820958 >>16820914 A brown lactating Elf Succubus, I like.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 19:07:57 2017 No.16820961

>>16820952
I'm going to bring it up anyway to confuse an MG.

>"Don't you worry! I'm a pure virgin boy. Now what drink can I get you?"

Then again I do actually like the whole pure virginity thing. I know MGs don't care, but I do. Even if I sound stupid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 19:09:14 2017 No.16820963 >>16820961 At worst they'll say 'Aw, thats cute' and at best they'll think its adorable and want to be the one to see you stumble through your first time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 19:10:22 2017 No.16820965 >>16820963 I can totally see certain MGs like Dark Mages having those kinds of preferences...

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 19:12:14 2017 No.16820966 >>16820963 I like that latter one, really makes me feel warm to imagine an MG saying that to me and wanting to do that

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 19:12:40 2017 No.16820967

>>16820954
>do i release a yandere snek whos been tied up for a few hundred or thousand years

Release her only if you want a waifu who is going to rape you for a few months straight and keep you tied up because she's been that lonely.

All in all [y] because nothing is better than a obsessive loving wife who will keep you safe no matter what forever.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 19:21:04 2017 No.16820989
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>>16820965
>>16820966
>Sexy, sultry Dark Mage at a cocktail bar (where of course the cocktail waiters are all men/boys)
>Gorgeous legs, outfit on point, chilling with her girls, sipping fancy drinks and making eyes at potential meals
>Bring her her next drink, she smirks as she undresses you with her eyes, giving you a twice over
>As you turn around, her voice like smooth liquor oozes out
>"Boy. Come back here. Now."
>Gulp as you turn to face her again, putting on a hard-worker's smile as you walk back to her group, her Kitsune and Demon friends smiling devilishly and whispering to one another
>The Dark Mage crosses her legs from one side to the other, sliding slightly forward so her billowing breasts shift and hang a bit, offering you a full view of her creamy cleavage
>"...What's your name, boy?"
>A-anon, maam.
>"Anon. Have you ever been with a Monster before?"
>She emphasizes Monster with what you're certain is some sort of fell magic, her eyes glowing for just a second before settling back to their usual gaze
>Answer her nervously, telling her no, which draws more smirks from her friends
>"Ah. So you prefer the taste of human women, then..."
>That's when you make the decision of your life
>'A-actually, I've been with no woman, human or monster.'
>The glare you suddenly receive from the Dark Mage feels like it burns into your very soul
>Her friends go silent, looking almost nervously to one another as you gulp and feel them shift away from you and your predator
>She smiles a wicked grin, setting her drink down and raising herself to her full height- much taller thanks to her goes-to-heaven legs than you imagined
>She places her hands on your shoulders, gentle yet firm, and steps closer, to the point that you can feel her waist against your chest and are staring up at her around her hanging breasts
>That's when she leans down, bringing her lips right next to one of your ears, your nose getting a whiff of her perfume, no doubt magically enhanced to be extra enticing, and hear her whisper into you
>"Would you like to?"

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 19:24:31 2017 No.16820995 >>16820989 How much do I need to pay to have something like this? Damn it's so perfect. >spoiler Yes!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 19:24:52 2017 No.16820997 >>16820771 Where the FUCK is YBA then?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 19:26:12 2017 No.16821001 >>16820989 Am I gonna get gently dommed?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 19:27:49 2017 No.16821003 >>16820989 Aw yeah, now THIS is more my style.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 19:28:12 2017 No.16821005 >>16820989 Congratulations, you made me actually like a Majin-type MG.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 19:29:41 2017 No.16821013 >>16820989 Dark mages are my favourite human girl turned monster species. They're so Ara Ara it's hard to comprehend. I'm scared she'd even steal my virginity by just giving me The Look.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 19:31:08 2017 No.16821015

>>16820954
I'd certainly do so, for all of the reasons stated by >>16820967
However, I'd have second thoughts if there were warning signs telling me not to release the sealed evil being. I would then proceed to ignore those second thoughts and release her, then beg for mercy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 19:32:38 2017 No.16821018 >>16820997 He's dead, Jim.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 19:34:40 2017 No.16821023 File: 659 KB, 800x1131, snek is blue.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I return from the depths of the internet, i bring you this blue snek

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 19:37:11 2017 No.16821028 >>16821023 I thank you for your donation. But why is the snek blue??

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 19:39:28 2017 No.16821031 File: 406 KB, 800x815, Snek is drunk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16821028 I do not know, but I have seen many horrors while browsing the depth, I now must drink to forget.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 19:43:13 2017 No.16821036

>>16820682
Okay, here's a bunch.

Blackmyst
Might be a bit too expensive, full-body characters are around $70, waist up ones are $50-ish. Includes full colouring and shading, which the guy is great at. Might be able to draw what you're looking for.

Buck-Satan
Should be able to get a full-body character for $60. And as divine providence would have it, they're open for commissions right now. Personally, I think they're great at drawing elegant girls, so I'm going to be biased and recommend them.

Faustsketcher
I haven't seem them really go out of their way to draw elegant girls, but I think they could have it in them. The artist has a fair amount of skill and range, and they do full-body characters for $50.

Izra
I actually commissioned this guy myself, a short time ago. Colour sketches for $35, and inked for $55.
Pretty clean style. Simple, as far as details go, but appealing, and he draws female form well. I like how he applies lighting and highlights to his art.

Mogucho
They do soft-shaded full-body pics for $60, and they've done a lot of monstergirl stuff in the past.
I think maybe they could draw what you might be looking for, but I don't have 100% confidence in that statement.

Myra-Avalon
Personally, not the biggest fan of their style, but their full-colour drawings go for $50, and they're a "monstergirl enthusiast". Again, doubts, but maybe they could pull off the elegant look you're searching for. I'm only posting artists here who I've picked especially from a list of over 100, after all.

Nerdbayne
I like this artist's style a little more, but again, no real specialisation in an "elegant" style. In most cases, I'm adding artists to the list by going through their works, and seeing a few which make me think "Yeah, they might be able to pull it off."
Flat-coloured full-body pictures go for $50 here.

Onetruevegetable
This guy can draw elegant, and great outfits, too. Like real detailed dresses.
Only thing is, I don't actually know if they take commissions. Why are they on my list? I don't know. Maybe I added them from a list of artists APM posted who did stuff for him in the past. Maybe I just added them because I liked their art, and was planning on asking if they did commissions? I don't know. Can't hurt to try, I guess.

MightyKow
Good lineart, and nice style in general, especially with their soft shading.
They take commissions, but I'm not sure how much for. You'd have to message them directly.

Seojinni
They're not open right now, looking at their dA page, but the last update was a few months ago, so it might be worth messaging them.
With your price range, a full-body image might not be feasable, but this artist has a great traditional, high-detail style, and they draw great busts and headshots for $50

Ippomoea
Closed or open for commissions? I don't know. I think they're open, but their dA journal about it is old.
Either way, another artist with a fantastic traditional style. They've got a good eye for detail, tone, and fashion. And they have half-body portraits listed at $35, so maybe they'll do full-body art for a little more? I wouldn't count on that old price being reflective of what they might charge now, though.

There's a few to choose from there, but I haven't exhausted the list. I can probably post a few more tomorrow. Hope those are at least helpful to you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 19:43:16 2017 No.16821037 >>16821013 >dark mage sees anon on the street >decides to tease him by winking and blowing him a kiss >suddenly he's balls deep inside her, inseminating her fertile womb

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 19:46:29 2017 No.16821039

>>16820995
>>16821001
>'Y-yes!'
>...
>You don't know what you're thinking, you don't know what came over you, and you certainly think there's some sort of magic at play
>All these excuses are irrelevant, though, as you are now being forcefully walked away from the main lounge by this leggy, purple haired goddess, her breasts lightly bouncing with each step, your hand tightly clasped by hers as she walks ahead of you, her other hand on her hip as her ass sways seductively from side to side, her silk-thin cloak leaving nothing to the imagination
>Your co-workers all stare at you as she leads you away, and while you'd expect at least some of them would be giving you a happy thumbs up or something encouraging, what you see is all blank faces of dread and fear for your sake
>"You're wondering why they're staring."
>You snap your attention back to the back of the Mage's head, her hat nearly tall enough to scrape the ceiling as you enter into the hallway to the private VIP rooms
>Without turning, she wrenches you forward more before throwing open the last door in the hallway, talking as she does so
>"It's because of all the times I've been here, I have never taken one of them back to these rooms with me."
>She flings you forward, landing you on the lounge bed, surprisingly strong for her womanly frame- a reminder that this is not just a sexually exquisite human before you, but in fact a Monster
>Once she finishes locking the door, she steps towards you, her hands reaching up to her shoulders as she does so
>She slowly slides them down over her dress, running them along the contours of her body as she slides it off within two steps as she continues walking towards you
>Her breasts hang just the slightest bit, yet remain firm and perky despite being easily more than a handful, maybe two
>her waist is thin, flaring out into wide hips that house her round, large ass and her long, thick and juicy thighs
>her skin is immaculate, creamy white contrasted against her long and wild purple hair, without blemish and almost somewhat glimmering in the dim light of the private room
>Curiously, she leaves her hat on, but you don't have much time to think about it as she reaches you, in one fluid motion pushing you back down onto the bed with one hand and unbuttoning your pants with the other while crawling atop you
>Within moments, you're now naked from the waist down, her hand rubbing just once to bring you up to full mast as her legs separate and her knees come forward on either side of you, flanking you with her thighs as she suspends her hips above your towering erection
>"Do you know what that means?"
>You snap out of staring at her hips and look back up to her eyes, expecting her face to have changed into some sort of hideous beast's form or to have some wild eyed glare meant to incite fear or what have you but instead...
>Instead find her face to be surprisingly earnest, her lips pursed slightly with her head cocked to one side, one hand coming up to lazily rest underneath her chin as she smiles warmly
>You shake your head no, thinking that any of the myriad of reasons for why it could be that you're the first she's brought back are nowhere evil or sadistic enough...
>"It means you're not the only one having their first time."

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 19:46:46 2017 No.16821040 >>16821037 I wouldn't even be able to contain myself if she winked and blew a kiss. I'd be addicted to her. I'd fall in love. Damn dark mages doing this to me!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 19:48:34 2017 No.16821042 File: 159 KB, 872x632, 1491431528161.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16821039 Time to pop a Christmas Cakes cherry. You better pastebin this by the way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 19:52:19 2017 No.16821053 >>16821039 Now that's what I call a woman. Going to accept what's coming, I'd be happy to give my first time away to a girl like that.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 19:52:42 2017 No.16821054 [SPOILER]

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>>16820997
I pretty much just lurk, writing some stuff in the background. Finally got a little time to actually do so recently. No point in posting if I don't have finished stories or proper updates finished though. Have a little bit of setting background anyway. https://pastebin.com/NvxNSjXR

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 19:54:13 2017 No.16821059 >>16820989 >>16821039 Christmas cake magic is scary!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 19:56:42 2017 No.16821067 >>16821054 Heavens above you're still alive! Wunderbar.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 19:57:08 2017 No.16821070

>>16821039
I'd care more about this dark mage thing if she was, y'know, actually a monstergirl.
Right now all I'm seeing is "femdom woman dressed as witch who wants the sex".

I guess the writing is good at making her generically sexy, but I'm not seeing any monstergirl appeal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 20:00:41 2017 No.16821076 File: 3.11 MB, 1750x2250, Ember-SFW-LQ.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16819676 http://i.imgur.com/eA9QaER.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 20:01:08 2017 No.16821078 >>16821070 Aw man, I haven't seen a "You guys are enjoying MGs for the WRONG REASONS" guy in a good while.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 20:01:15 2017 No.16821079 >>16821054 I need my June fix. Please give me something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 20:01:47 2017 No.16821082 >>16821070 Thanks for the insightful opinion that everyone cares about. It's a Dark Mage, she's not a Manticore.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 20:02:56 2017 No.16821085 >>16821039 >Eat Cake

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 20:03:20 2017 No.16821086 >>16821070 >woman dressed as witch >he forgot about the woman cosplaying a seal >he forgot about the loli dressed as a witch >he forgot about cosplay tier

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 20:05:47 2017 No.16821090 >>16821076 this makes my penis become the big penis etc

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 20:06:59 2017 No.16821092

>>16821078
And I haven't seen someone misread a post that bad in a good while.
It's not about "enjoying monstergirls for the wrong reason", it's about "this isn't really a monstergirl greentext in the first place."
I could see this being written on basically any femdom writing platform, with no relevance to MGs at all.

>>16821082
You cared enough to reply. Apparently I struck a nerve.
And yeah, it's a dark mage. But she's not really a monstergirl in the first place.

>>16821086
The existence of other cosplayer designs doesn't really excuse the existence of this one.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 20:11:37 2017 No.16821104

>>16821042
>Flabbergasted- shocked- perturbed- disbelieving- words that should be describing how you're feeling right now
>Instead, the only emotion you can express comes out as elegantly as someone of your expertise and background in bedroom antics can muster
>'Huh?!'
>She suddenly breaks into a pearly smile, her hand coming up to hide part of her mouth as she laughs like bells at a Sunday wedding, leaning back just slightly as she does so and setting her hips and ass down just below the base of your erection
>Finally, her laughter dies down, yet her smile remains, only this time with a smug cock to her eyebrows
>"Oh? Surprising to you, is it? Perhaps you think all Monsters are simply beasties waiting in the night to pounce on unsuspecting virgin boys, is that it?"
>She laughs again, which draws a smirk out of you, and you even begin to laugh yourself at how silly a notion it is-
>The lights go completely dark, her yellow eyes glow vibrant, and her outline shines with a faint purple fire with no previous warning, a strange groaning sound like metal bending ringing throughout the room
>The abrupt sudden change catches your laugh in your throat, and before you can scream she suddenly leans forward, bringing her face right above yours, her glowing eyes piercing into yours as her smile goes from smug to very, very sadistic
>"I'm not saying you're wrong, boy."
>She accentuates this by suddenly plunging her hips downward, impaling herself on your erection, the feeling causing both you and her to throw your heads back and scream, one in ecstasy, one in fear- and ecstasy
>As she starts pumping her hips, you can feel her pussy start to contract and bend in strange, unnatural ways, as if it had a mind of it's own and was working in tandem with her motions to maximize the efforts of getting you off
>her bouncing is so sudden and so vigorous that her tits bound and jump before you, barely visible by the now somehow even more pitch black room, the only light still coming from her outlined form and glowing eyes, which stare down at you with malice, her tongue hanging out lasciviously
>You want to cry out, worried that this may truly be a succubus of old, the type that rapes men in the night and takes their souls, but you find the only sound that can escape your lips are moans and gasps, the pleasure too much to bear
>She salivates over you, her hips not slowing down one bit as she begins talking raspily
>"Eeheheh- No, boy, no! You see, I may be a virgin, Eheh, yes, that may be true..."
>She leans back into cowgirl, sitting her ass on your thighs as her pussy suddenly spasms, working twice as fast as it did before, feeling for the life of you like it's a living thing devouring your cock, not painful but terrifying at how much a mind of it's own it seems to have
>"...But I'm still a MONSTER!"
>With that, even though you still felt you were some way from finishing, she suddenly throws her hands over her own abdomen, a runic circle of purple light appearing as she cackles, and instantanously you feel a burning in your dick
>A burning that bubbles up into cum, spewing forth in an eruption to her insides, coming out so fast it almost hurts, not to mention the voracious, ravenous sucking of her vaginal walls, gulping at your semen like she somehow had a true second mouth and throat down there
>To your horror, you find that the burning sensation of pleasure doesn't go away with just one load, and you cum again, and again, and once more, until you're screaming in the bed, the only other sound being the squelching of cum around her inner walls and her maniacal cackling as she draws rune after rune after rune over her abdomen while you stay erect and lodged inside
>You black out as your umpteenth orgasm hits you, the last thing you see being her bucking her hips again, dark flames still illuminating her outline, saliva drooling out of the side of her mouth while her glowing eyes roll back in lust...

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 20:12:13 2017 No.16821105 >>16821054 It's hard to think that all of your stories are part of the same continuity.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 20:12:14 2017 No.16821108 >>16821070 Shoulda let me get to it first, but believe me I get your point. Enjoy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 20:15:38 2017 No.16821114 >>16821104 Dark Mage stronk.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 20:15:38 2017 No.16821115 >>16821105 Not all, just a few major ones. The difference in tone is what's fun though. Just like good old earth, you can have knights jousting, men exploring ancient ruins and the daily family life of your mailman, all on the same rock.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 20:17:15 2017 No.16821118

>>16821108
Yeah, I see the magic stuff now, if that's the solution to my gripe.

Personally, and this isn't really targeted at your greentext, I still don't think just magic = monstergirl, which is why I'll never consider the dark mage an actual MG.
But that's my problem with KC's faults and shoddyness.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 20:18:51 2017 No.16821123 >>16821118 Fair enough. Cheers.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 20:24:36 2017 No.16821137

>>16821079
Too much spoilers for anything direct you haven't already seen. I can give you a little incomplete something from her mother and grandmother during the founding of the LMC Academy though. You can work out where and when it takes place from the context.

https://pastebin.com/FFFjK0Ev

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 20:25:23 2017 No.16821141 >>16821115 That's comfy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 20:26:03 2017 No.16821143 >>16821137 Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 20:33:31 2017 No.16821157 >>16821076 This is not okay

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 20:36:37 2017 No.16821168 >>16821023 Cute. Nice to see some Lamia variety now and then.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 20:43:47 2017 No.16821181 File: 353 KB, 2024x3149, 1491275056843.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to tease a dragon tail until she declares me her property!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 20:46:47 2017 No.16821186 >>16820831 Im cooking your fic right now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 20:47:11 2017 No.16821187 >>16821137 Unrelated, but what music would your cheshire twins and jabberwock listen to?

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 20:49:57 2017 No.16821195

>>16820407
So what do you do about bathroom breaks? I'd hope the guy has standards and goes outside for that. Bathing is easier to manage since she has lots of water reserves or there's a nearby oasis. A bath under the desert stars sounds tranquil as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 20:53:24 2017 No.16821200 >>16821076 She can't rape me if I have faith in the Emperor!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 20:56:23 2017 No.16821210 File: 111 KB, 723x617, tmp_24644-ss+(2017-04-05+at+08.20.20)-283338554.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Latenight Miia

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 20:57:38 2017 No.16821211 >>16820832 Sorry, I meant to quote the guy that asked for the angry Hellhound stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 20:57:49 2017 No.16821212 >>16821210 With a significant chest upgrade

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 20:58:20 2017 No.16821214 >>16821210 Where else does he post his stuff?

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 21:01:33 2017 No.16821217

>>16821187
Jack is a prog rock and synth girl, infected by her dad's tastes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsCdlX-5UjE
The Hearts are surprisingly into just about any kind of lovey dovey pop. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFd0hmDYuzE

Though most of the exact songs we have don't exist for them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 21:07:03 2017 No.16821222 >>16821217 There's still Rush, right? Right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 21:07:11 2017 No.16821224 >>16821210 Snek milk.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 21:13:26 2017 No.16821236 File: 112 KB, 721x626, Alternate Latenight Miia.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16821214 Imgur album (http://imgur.com/a/xL3SH))

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 21:14:11 2017 No.16821238 I wish genie girls were real so I could wish for my fucking death.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 21:17:25 2017 No.16821245 >>16821222 I think a more important question is, would a universe without the pillars of rock be worth living in if they had monster girls? Would you bring the likes of Rush, Led Zeppelin, the Boss and such to the masses?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 21:17:58 2017 No.16821246 >>16821238 I would wish for the portal to open. My second wish is that I would be kidnapped by a lamia and never be seen again, as I became the communal husband.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 21:19:05 2017 No.16821248 >>16821245 >Sweet Leaf by Black Sabbath becomes a love song to plant girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 21:23:11 2017 No.16821253 File: 132 KB, 697x1146, corrin_by_akairiot-da8drcy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We need more half dragons around

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 21:24:17 2017 No.16821255 File: 141 KB, 950x751, FdaaPlv.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16821236 It grows.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 21:25:12 2017 No.16821258 >>16821253 Pls no. I can't get an erection from Femui in this public restaurant.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 21:29:12 2017 No.16821274 File: 522 KB, 1700x1457, 1481118157083.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16821253 I wish I knew what skills I could have my Femui inherit.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 21:33:29 2017 No.16821284

>>16820871

> A few days latter I knock at the door of the gang's house with a bouquet of flowers and give it to one of the musclegirls
> Can we do it again only that this time you wont let me go and you will bitchslap me each time I complain or try to stop the sexing?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 21:33:58 2017 No.16821286 >>16821274 I have never played the game,isnt the child the one who inherits skills and bonuses from the parents?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 21:34:36 2017 No.16821287 What happens to the MGE setting if you were to bring it into space?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 21:35:37 2017 No.16821294 >>16821287 Tannuki in Space flying Star of David shaped ships.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 21:36:19 2017 No.16821296 >>16821294 I thought they would be more for the Latium pressed gold bars.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 21:36:47 2017 No.16821298

>>16821284
That's the god damn spirit, anon. Where others complained, you persevered for that good end.
Now you'll wake up every day sore and aching with a different towering hulking musclemonster on top of you, slamming into you as soon as they wake up and milking you like the communal bitchboy husband you are. Their one and only cum dispenser and muscle lubricator. Congratulations!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 21:37:08 2017 No.16821300 >>16821287 Slime girls become more spherical.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 21:39:24 2017 No.16821305 >>16821286 It's a different case in the mobage.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 21:39:26 2017 No.16821306 >>16821287 Everyone dies due to lack of oxygen, cold, outer space bacteria, passing meteors at ludicrous speeds and lack of anything for sustenance, including magic.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 21:41:59 2017 No.16821310

>>16821300
Single Slime girls all collectivize into one Big Slimeball, soaring thorough the cosmos in search of fluids and husbands. If it encounters fluids, they are drained and used to increase the Slimeball's mass. If it encounters life that includes cute boys, it fires thousands of tiny slime cores in a "raincloud" at the planet in a carpet bomb approach, hoping that one hits liquid and can grow large enough to facilitate the development of others. These minislimes seek out liquid and when they get large enough, will assault a husband.
Basically, a liquid-eating, Husband Seeking blob.
It propels itself by firing off its mass in slime missles, either with cores to eventually seed planets in deep space when they eventually hit something, too simplistic for the idea of boredom, or launches its liquid matter without cores for ordinary movement.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 21:43:09 2017 No.16821312 >>16820886 >>16820871 >>16821284 >>16821298 Jesus Christ.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 21:44:53 2017 No.16821315 >>16821310 That's adorable in an existential kind of way. "Why do we seek? Why do we persevere, drifting endlessly among the cosmos, passing into time immemorial? The answer is simple... ...To find cute boys~!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 21:45:36 2017 No.16821318 File: 152 KB, 700x591, gc1qI1x.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Flayers are nice girls who just want to love and help you. If you don't let her touch you with her tentacles, she'll cry. You don't want that, do you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 21:47:01 2017 No.16821320 File: 32 KB, 234x167, KpT3PYm.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16821318 Flayers are for squeezing

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 21:48:06 2017 No.16821324 >>16821318 I'll make her cry if it means she doesn't reenact Tentacle Girl Violate, the 2003 hentai smash hit, in my ear canals.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 21:48:48 2017 No.16821325
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>>16821318
What happened to the unspeaking, knowing smile of a secretive mindflayer? Where's the mystery? Where's the horror? At least Shogs get some loving for their wyrd side.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 21:49:34 2017 No.16821327 File: 103 KB, 850x724, sample_0712d7fb6e44e7188ff50aba1d83d83c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16821258 Why?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 21:52:24 2017 No.16821337 >>16821327 Because fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 21:55:45 2017 No.16821347 >>16821325 >Weed flayer injects THC instead of demonic energy straight into your brain

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 21:57:34 2017 No.16821351 Your Monstergirl of choice can only have ONE area be amazing while the others are just average. Tits Ass Muscle (Or chub if you prefer) Mofu/Scales/Tail/Monstrous parts Which do you pick?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 22:00:42 2017 No.16821362 File: 519 KB, 1181x1748, tumblr_ob0kgr6Ynt1r8ououo1_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16821351 I refuse I need both muscle and tits I don't care if I'm greedy

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 22:02:27 2017 No.16821368 >>16821351 I want to be winghugged by my vampfu huge wings!

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 22:06:39 2017 No.16821380
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>>16821351
I want her to have the biggest, fluffiest nine tails she can. I want her to molest me in those tails while she goes out and do normal everyday stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 22:09:20 2017 No.16821389 >>16821351 The booty is most crucial part about a monstergirl compared to those choices

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 22:12:04 2017 No.16821395 File: 846 KB, 1416x1000, 59355205_p2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16821389 Correct.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 22:12:45 2017 No.16821401 >>16821287 >The order gets replaced with the galatic federation, aka the fun police. >The demon lord now has to spread LOVE across the galaxy against the tyrannical Federation who wants everyone to focus on their job and science instead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 22:13:20 2017 No.16821403 >>16821401 >DL discovers Phazon >Shit goes south really quickly

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 22:14:57 2017 No.16821407 File: 317 KB, 781x1017, 1485009484485.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16821351 Ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 22:15:46 2017 No.16821408 >>16821403 >Phazon gets monsterized

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 22:16:19 2017 No.16821409

>>16821403
>Deamon realms are planet size.
>Monsters generally spread from planet to planet using portals instead.
>Sabbath is used to corrupt the morals of galactic federation worlds.
>Space Druella manages to steal an entire ringworld from the federation.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 22:16:24 2017 No.16821410 >>16821054 Stay dead traitor.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 22:16:32 2017 No.16821411 >>16821408 >Empress Ing

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 22:18:11 2017 No.16821414 >>16821408 >>16821411 >Luminoth are a nomadic group of Mothmen with psychic powers who travels the starts

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 22:19:43 2017 No.16821418

>That awkward moment when you and your tribe are just trying to lift some poor guy's spirit, but he runs away like a bat outta hell because he thinks you all want to murder and eat him him.
>In retrospect, prooobably should've explained what a haka is...
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT7Iyk8LoEg

Being an Amazon in the big city is hard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 22:20:48 2017 No.16821419 >>16820694 >>16820695 Maybe. >>16820698 I do enjoy writing but I don't enjoy disappointing the audience, and this is coming from a guy worse than Bob,

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 22:22:09 2017 No.16821423 >>16821318 If she doesn't touch me with her tentacles I'll be the one that's going to cry. >>16821351 I like my girls average though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 22:24:48 2017 No.16821429 >>16821351 Thighs. Big, juicy, succulent thighs.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 22:25:33 2017 No.16821431

>>16821195
Mamono mana pretty much supplants the need to eat and drink. You can essentially live by just screwing, so there probably wouldn't be much of a need to take bathroom breaks. So yes, she would need to let you out for that. But then again, how does she go to the bathroom? Her main body is the "tongue" of the beast. The shell is just a shell. It's got soft fleshy inside, and she can control it, but it doesn't have its own stomach or anything like that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 22:29:14 2017 No.16821444 File: 422 KB, 1006x1920, 1484334345086.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16821351 milk laden mammaries

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 22:32:29 2017 No.16821449 File: 438 KB, 917x1920, molest.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16821444 That reminds me, I almost forgot to remind everyone that I really want to molest and FUCK this cow

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 22:35:11 2017 No.16821455

>>16821298

> Goes to the Jinko a night that by some miracle Il not being fucked by anyone ane wake her up.
> Sorry for waking you up but..... I heard that Order Knights are nearby hunting down monster husbands for heresy. Can I sleep with you tonight? Is just that I feel really safe in your arms, more than with the other girls. Dont tell them though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 22:35:39 2017 No.16821456 >>16821444 >>16821449 I swear I see these mages spammed every thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 22:36:35 2017 No.16821460 >>16821456 images*

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 22:36:52 2017 No.16821461 >>16821456 I just really like that cow is all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 22:36:53 2017 No.16821462 >>16821456 >mages >cow mages wonder what cow magic would comprise of?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 22:39:41 2017 No.16821468 >>16821462 Milk maidery. Cowbell sonic weaponry. Earthquakes caused by tripping.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 22:41:16 2017 No.16821471 >>16821462 Alchemoo is different kinds of grasses or cud that they chew to gain boons and boosts Lactomancy involves altering the milk within oneself and others to manipulate their bodies >>16821468 These are great too

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 22:42:48 2017 No.16821478

>>16821468
>The 8th level spell, Meteor Mammaries
>The Cow Mage propels herself into the air, then amplifies her downward momentum to slam her tits into either her opponent or the ground around them, creating a massive explosion of Demonic Energy and cracking the terrain

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 22:43:07 2017 No.16821479 >>16821461 You don't need to spam them every goddamn thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 22:45:22 2017 No.16821485 >>16821471 >Lactomancy >Can create high pressure milk cannons from her breasts to push foes back >Nearly drowns her husband when she accidentally casts it during a nursing handjob

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 22:45:41 2017 No.16821486 >>16821478 >Butter up >A spell that makes physical attacks slide off her through slickness caused by handmade butter made from her own milk

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 22:46:47 2017 No.16821488 >>16821478 >Cow mage is ready to unleash some AoE spells >Tsunamilk!

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 22:49:12 2017 No.16821495

>>16821431
Well, the Encyclopedia does say that they feed on wildlife, and considering how big sandworms are, I sort of figured they have similar anatomy to real world worms, only moved further back.

Technicalities aside, it would be an interesting life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 22:49:47 2017 No.16821498 >>16821486 >Bessy's Sacred Entrancement >The Cow Mage magically amplifies her voice, then lets out an arcane Moo, lulling anyone within range into a stupor

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 22:51:45 2017 No.16821503 >>16821498 >Revenge Tipping >Tips over target through a forceful wave spell >Gets stronger the more times the caster is tipped over

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 22:53:41 2017 No.16821508

>>16821503
Daaw
>Holstaur mage and fighter hubby are traveling adventurers
>She sleeps standing up gently holding on to her gravity-defying staff
>every night at least once since he goes to sleep after her, he tips her over
>she pouts but he actually always catches her right before she hits the ground

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 22:55:16 2017 No.16821512 >>16821508 >>16821503 >Mega Milk >Boost all stats by 600% for 10 turns through nutritious and nutritious milk

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 22:56:50 2017 No.16821517 File: 343 KB, 1002x1280, Holstaurus_profile4b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16821508 Anything with sleepy Holsts is cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 22:57:58 2017 No.16821519 >>16821512 >Warning: The side effects of this spell may influence your worn equipment. DO NOT CAST IN ARMOR

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 22:59:41 2017 No.16821521 >>16821517 since cows come in herds imagine sleeping in the middle of a whole pile of holsts

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 23:00:43 2017 No.16821524 >>16821521 >Moo >MOOOOOO >Moooo >Moo moo moo, moo moo >Mooo >C is for Cow >Mooo >Zzzzzzz-MOOOOOOO-zzzzzz

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 23:00:55 2017 No.16821526 >>16821521 Are they warm and soft? Do they lightly moo in their sleep?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 23:01:04 2017 No.16821527 File: 1.11 MB, 998x1274, 1439903995035.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Look! She's still playing with dolls!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 23:01:15 2017 No.16821529 This cow is pretty impressive with all those OP milk spells. Would invite to party.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 23:02:02 2017 No.16821532 >>16821524 Wait a minute... That voice...! Its the Wurm!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 23:02:18 2017 No.16821534 >>16821524 >more retard Wurm schlock

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 23:02:45 2017 No.16821536 >>16821524 >C is for Cow That's not how Alphabet Wurm works.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 23:03:12 2017 No.16821537 File: 553 KB, 514x905, 1479077510941.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16821526 of course, soft light sleep moos, squishy soft warm bellies

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 23:03:18 2017 No.16821538 >>16821532 She is a master of disguise!! >>16821536 She works how she wants to. It's her job.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 23:03:27 2017 No.16821540 >>16821529 Cow Mage is a hardworking, earnest lady. And she's not, in fact, a Hakutaku, though her cousin is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 23:04:17 2017 No.16821543 >>16821538 >It's her job Wish she was my job.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 23:04:50 2017 No.16821545 >>16821540 Hakutakus may be smart but they are more of fighters actually.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 23:05:04 2017 No.16821548
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>>16821537
I've still yet to be presented with a more comfortable Monstergirl fantasy than lying down with a herd of Holstaurs and maybe some more relaxed Minotaurs.
Don't get me wrong, they'd be my wives too, but just sleeping and relaxing during the day with em. I'm thinking six total.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 23:06:11 2017 No.16821551 >>16821543 >Alphabet Wurm boss >"You've gotta emphasize more and show more emotion! If you don't shape up YOU'RE FIRED!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 23:06:45 2017 No.16821552 >>16821548 imagine the nearby weresheep flock joining in

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 23:07:24 2017 No.16821554 >>16821552 They're too busy being stuck in the fence again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 23:07:41 2017 No.16821555 >>16821552 Oh no, that can't be good. I've heard of weresheep flocks sending entire farms to years of comfy sleep.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 23:07:49 2017 No.16821556 >>16821551 >You're a loose cannon! The Mayor came all over my ass last night! Am I getting a new partner then?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 23:07:52 2017 No.16821557 >>16821552 Stop Life shouldn't be so comfy Dammit, now I'll have to add them too. That's 12!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 23:10:02 2017 No.16821561 >>16821556 No, you're getting direct supervision. From the boss herself. Her stand in, a Wurm fumo, will handle things in her absence.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 23:10:15 2017 No.16821562 >>16821557 and dont forget the sweet smell of the nearby cluster of flower alarune

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 23:10:33 2017 No.16821566 >>16821551 Wurms aren't even intelligent enough to get into pre-school.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 23:11:42 2017 No.16821569 >>16821561 It's been too long since she's been in the field.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 23:12:13 2017 No.16821570 >>16821566 It's all a facade. They're actually cunning.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 23:13:58 2017 No.16821573

>>16821562
>Alraune and Liliraune walk their roots over and lay down with the ever growing nap pile, letting off sweet smelling air to waft over the group as they bask in the sun and at the same time provide some shade for others
We're creating a cuddle singularity here
It'll become a Sleep Demon Realm

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 23:14:23 2017 No.16821574 >>16821570 Wurms are Claudius now?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 23:15:02 2017 No.16821576 File: 1.95 MB, 2000x2595, 1490318860664.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16821351 Muscle. A nice, perfectly toned, athletic body is all I desire from my wolfus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 23:15:17 2017 No.16821577 >>16821574 Yes. Wurms have been playing 86962D chess this entire time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 23:15:27 2017 No.16821578 >>16821573 now the nearby satyros group needs to bring over some fresh wine and the barometz as well >tfw nothing better than MG farm life

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 23:16:41 2017 No.16821586 >>16821578 Harem haters be damned, I'd marry the whole lot of them and live the comfiest life ever.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 23:18:01 2017 No.16821593 >>16821577 Well at least she'll make a better ruler than the guy who made his Centaur daki a senator.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 23:24:04 2017 No.16821607 >>16821570 Well. I read that wrong.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 23:24:20 2017 No.16821610 >>16821593 Caligula did nothing wrong.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 23:25:02 2017 No.16821612 >>16821607 >They're actually cumming >"A is for-" >Cums hard with an ahegao

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 23:25:44 2017 No.16821614 >>16821576 >This is the price of ending the sameface syndrome

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 23:26:04 2017 No.16821616 >>16821612 What is P for? Pregnancy or Penis?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 23:27:19 2017 No.16821618 >>16821616 >"P is for-" >Holds up a positive pregnancy test

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 23:30:31 2017 No.16821627 >>16821618 In that case I guess D would be for daughteru instead of dick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 23:31:47 2017 No.16821629 >>16821627 >"T is for Twins"

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 23:35:03 2017 No.16821637 >>16821629 O-oh. S is definitely for surprised instead of sex then.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 23:36:25 2017 No.16821641 >>16821637 >"S is for Sadomasochism!" >"What-" >"Quiet, pet. I didn't permit you to speak."

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 23:38:50 2017 No.16821646 >>16821576 i wanna plant my face right in her underarm

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 23:40:17 2017 No.16821653 >>16820614 No matter where you look, you'll end up staring at fit, strong Monster Girls working out!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 23:46:38 2017 No.16821667 >>16821641 Wurminatrix? Domiwurm?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 23:46:48 2017 No.16821668 File: 948 KB, 1426x2048, C8U0ZQsVoAIXbrm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 23:48:17 2017 No.16821669 >>16821667 Wurminatrix works.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 23:49:37 2017 No.16821674 >>16821653 If they all look like that then I may even fall for the boyslut meme, as much as I usually disdain it

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 23:50:29 2017 No.16821678 >>16821296 >not getting the reference Fool! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Cy9HeM8QQc

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 23:50:34 2017 No.16821679 >>16821668 Mmm, slick tentacles.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 23:51:28 2017 No.16821682 File: 1.24 MB, 1200x1600, 1490928486257.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Otters are very smart! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKTsSwmiZIg

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 23:57:48 2017 No.16821692 File: 25 KB, 400x400, rabid pedo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Slimes are for

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 23:58:47 2017 No.16821695 >>16821104 Moar

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 23:59:14 2017 No.16821696 >>16821692 Hogging the bathtub

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 00:00:07 2017 No.16821697 >>16821682 It helps that they have nimble fingers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 00:02:07 2017 No.16821701 >>16821692 Math.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 00:02:23 2017 No.16821703 >>16821697 It helps that they have fat otter butts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 00:04:13 2017 No.16821707 >>16821692 MAGIC NUKES

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 00:04:14 2017 No.16821708 >>16821692 Relaxing/sleeping inside. Also for getting massages from. Dark slimes really are the best. Great magical power, and very intelligent, yet still all the benefits of being a slime.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 00:07:43 2017 No.16821714 >>16821703 And tough otter abs that you can eat off of.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 00:08:58 2017 No.16821718 >>16821714 >tfw no ottermode otter girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 00:18:32 2017 No.16821735 File: 788 KB, 1420x2100, YB3N3Rr.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16821692 quenching your thirst.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 00:19:46 2017 No.16821742 >>16821735 >Monster Enegry Drink >Momster Energy Drink

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 00:21:12 2017 No.16821746 >>16821735 lewd

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 00:22:11 2017 No.16821748 >>16821735 >Slimes breastfeeding shotas with soda. Is there no end to the depravity?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 00:23:03 2017 No.16821750 >>16821748 Dorome waffle batter.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 00:27:25 2017 No.16821763 >>16821750 No. You don't do that with waffle batter, that's just disgraceful. Cookie dough, on the other hand...

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 00:28:47 2017 No.16821767 >>16821763 But waffle Dorome. Waiffles.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 00:29:30 2017 No.16821770 >>16821767 One does not consume the waifu anon. Unless she's a slime, then she might spread her jelly on things you eat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 00:29:38 2017 No.16821771 >>16821735 What a slut

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 00:29:43 2017 No.16821773 >>16821767 No, that's just horrifying. What happens if you mix it up and she gets put in the iron? Bad things, that's what.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 00:31:02 2017 No.16821777 >>16821773 >"It's warm and tingly, Anon!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 00:32:24 2017 No.16821780 >>16821773 It's effectively intermediate bondage play.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 00:33:13 2017 No.16821784 >>16821773 Oh no, hot mud. Never heard of that before

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 00:33:33 2017 No.16821785 >>16821770 Beer slime.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 00:33:53 2017 No.16821787 >>16821735 This makes no sense. Soda dehydrates you, so soda should make Suu smaller.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 00:34:53 2017 No.16821789 >>16821785 You're playing with forces beyond your control anon. >>16821787 I think the rule is "fluids make her bigger." not specifically water.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 00:35:55 2017 No.16821795 >>16821787 Please, it's the sugar that dehydrates, not the soda. Besides, we all know that soda fountain drinks are no less than 98 percent water. 97 in the case of juice-drank stuff.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 00:35:56 2017 No.16821794 >>16821787 >Dehydrates

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 00:39:14 2017 No.16821803

>>16821787
It's not salt water.
Soda hydrates you, just not a lot. Oftentimes, not as much as the water you're exerting to respire or sweat, which is why people go out with sodas and end up dehydrated. Pouring thimblefuls of water into a bucket with a hole the size of a golf ball, basically.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 01:20:24 2017 No.16821875 File: 638 KB, 1106x1400, 55e0fc5b4b4490bc40b52e4278733876.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Big fat bear booty.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 01:23:05 2017 No.16821881 >>16821875 Slutty bear.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 01:23:52 2017 No.16821883 >>16821881 She just woke up. She's still groggy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 01:24:08 2017 No.16821884 >>16821875 Grizzlies must have great tasting honeypots.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 01:25:03 2017 No.16821885 >>16821883 She doesn't look groggy at all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 01:26:52 2017 No.16821892 >>16821885 It doesn't show physically for them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 01:27:45 2017 No.16821897 >>16821875 I can't stand Kemono Friends' quad-ears.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 01:28:22 2017 No.16821898 >>16821897 Don't like Orin-ears either, huh?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 01:30:01 2017 No.16821900 >>16821892 I don't believe that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 01:32:31 2017 No.16821906 Masochistic wolfus who love it when you pull their tails!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 01:33:49 2017 No.16821907 >>16821906 Masochistic Catfus who love being pet roughly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 01:34:34 2017 No.16821909 File: 240 KB, 961x1000, C8H3pJrUMAc4Yb7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16821875 When's cow?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 01:37:51 2017 No.16821915 >>16821909 Sweating man dot jay peg

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 01:52:23 2017 No.16821940 >>16821906 That sounds better suited for a Kakuen.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 01:54:00 2017 No.16821942 >>16821940 Anon, you don't know what forces you're toying with. A masochistic Kakuen might be something you can't pull out of when she starts begging you to make her pussy your personal onahole while you spank her and yank her tail.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 01:56:23 2017 No.16821946 >>16821942 Is this supposed to deter me from fucking a masochistic Kakuen? Because if so it's not.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 01:59:36 2017 No.16821948

>>16821946
But what happens when she collapses in pleasure with her fat ass hanging in the air anon?
Would you do the right thing and cuddle her to sleep while stroking her hair and whispering sweet things into her ears when it's all said and done?
Would you want to wake up with her plump tits wrapped around your dick and her kissable lips wrapped around the head?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 02:21:27 2017 No.16822020 >>16821948 Anon, any man that does not take responsibility when the act of love making is over is a man that does not deserve love.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 02:26:59 2017 No.16822035 >>16822020 I hope you're ready for an incredibly affectionate Kakuen to rub her face against yours in her sleep. I hope you're ready to wake up to the happiest kakuen you've ever seen, happy to see that you're real.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 02:29:19 2017 No.16822041 >>16822035 I'm more than ready, anon. The fact that I will never get to experience this is heartbreaking.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 02:30:08 2017 No.16822042 >>16822035 >A Chubby Kakuen will never crawl into your tent at night, while on your journey through a jungle. >She will never slip into your sleeping bag and cuddle you throughout the night.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 02:31:53 2017 No.16822045 >>16822042 The only Kakuens that should exist should be petite, /fit/ and strongfat ones.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 02:41:23 2017 No.16822062 >>16822045 So you'd be okay with a tall strongfat Kakuen wrapping her thick thighs around your waist and giving you a big warm hug with her tits acting as pillows?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 02:45:37 2017 No.16822074 >>16822062 That is a hard bargain. Built in pillows on a very muscular girl is a fantastic combo.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 02:48:41 2017 No.16822085 >>16822074 And that's not even factoring in the lewdness of vaginal muscle control. She could probably slip your dick inside of her and milk you dry without either of you moving at all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 02:53:39 2017 No.16822094 >>16822085 That's the best part about muscle monstergirls, even on top of the natural ability for Monstergirls to use pussymilking techniques. But even better if there's that added softness.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 02:54:01 2017 No.16822095 File: 439 KB, 700x976, 1490560007324.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anyone else like red demons with black underwear?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 02:54:37 2017 No.16822099 File: 1.06 MB, 1501x2178, oc__myserra_by_splashbrush-db0m0x3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16822095 Of coursh

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 02:55:20 2017 No.16822100 >>16822095 I prefer blue, but red's good too. The nice thing with Demons is you can have both depending on how good she is at body changing magic. Makes for some nice roleplaying fodder.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 02:56:20 2017 No.16822102 >>16822095 >>16822099 I require more red demons with black underwear and black lipstick. This makes my dick harder than diamonds.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 02:59:07 2017 No.16822107 File: 432 KB, 700x941, 1482641340243.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16822100 That's precisely how I imagine it too. Seems totally within reason for magic. >>16822102 Batter up chief.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 03:00:03 2017 No.16822109 File: 507 KB, 700x906, Love Brunch.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16822102 M'kay.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 03:00:57 2017 No.16822112 File: 261 KB, 540x743, Tshirt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16822109

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 03:05:36 2017 No.16822122 Demons are scary, you would never be sure if what you're doing is going against her plan or playing right into it!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 03:07:12 2017 No.16822126 File: 240 KB, 540x743, Trick or treat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't suddenly die now, unless you want the Wisps claiming you and going through your internet search history.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 03:07:27 2017 No.16822127 >>16822109 >>16822112 I know these pictures are meant to give people boners, but all I can imagine is a monstergirl with a serious case of brand loyalty. It's cuter than it is sexy. >>16822122 But anon, that's half the fun of dating a Demon!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 03:08:47 2017 No.16822129 File: 213 KB, 540x780, Rut my Rudy Red Rump.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16822127 >She's actually paid to wear them

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 03:09:37 2017 No.16822133

>>16822122
That's why you make your own plans. Since they're super scheming doters that try and always do what will make you happiest, if you have your OWN plans that they don't know about, it flusters them when they have to move on the fly to adjust and make you happier within your own plans.
Like when she wants to surprise you by taking you to a fancy restaurant one day but you surprise her by saying you've reserved a spot at the beach, and she has to call like 20 people to change plans and not let you find out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 03:10:12 2017 No.16822137 >>16822129 >Not wanting to ask a demon why she has so many sets of clothes made by one designer only for her to sheepishly admit "They're just the comfiest."

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 03:12:50 2017 No.16822142 >>16822133 If you're not playing Battle Tendency level mindgames with your Demon Waifu to try one up each other during your anniversary date then what the fuck are you doing?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 03:12:53 2017 No.16822143 >>16822127 Well I don't see any fun in it, having to walk on eggshells because you're never sure if she'll be disguised as a deliveryman asking you for your signature is no fun at all!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 03:13:47 2017 No.16822145 File: 264 KB, 540x638, Camwhoring.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16822137 That or she likes the attention.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 03:15:01 2017 No.16822146 >>16822143 Anon, the only thing you can do is sign the contract, look her dead in the eyes, and then kiss her dead on the lips. Fluster that cute demon anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 03:16:04 2017 No.16822149 >>16822145 Anon, trust me. The only attention of that sort a Demon would be trying to get is the man she wants as a husband.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 03:16:20 2017 No.16822150 Stop! These demons are doing things to my dick! Foul demonic beasts!

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 03:16:25 2017 No.16822152
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>>16822142
Exactly, yet god damn right mane. To each their own, but the fun of such an intelligent Monstergirl wife is being able to banter and go back and forth in every area. Intellectually, physically, switching in bed, its the stimulation of it all. At least for me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 03:17:50 2017 No.16822156 File: 1.89 MB, 1731x2000, 1355eda47d14d68cd3e79bc4ab4d0b49.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16822150 Poor little human boy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 03:17:56 2017 No.16822157 >>16822149 What if she's camwhoring for her husband over seas?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 03:23:03 2017 No.16822163 If I ever had the chance to waifu a demon, I think I'd go with red skin. Blue berry is still great though. I'm just more of a cherry man myself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 03:23:08 2017 No.16822164 File: 424 KB, 800x1200, __original_drawn_by_mimizu_tokagex__65dd7b87467f9389cb365de8649071d5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16822152 This artist knows how to control my dick better than I do.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 03:24:18 2017 No.16822167 >>16822163 What about fruit punch?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 03:26:18 2017 No.16822169 >>16822167 Oh? Do go on.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 03:26:58 2017 No.16822170 >>16822169 Dark, deep red like wine, basically.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 03:27:30 2017 No.16822172

>>16822152
>"See darling? I got us reservations at a fancy restaurant!"
>I knew you'd do that, so I pulled some strings with a friend to get the most scenic table!
>"Aha! I knew that you knew I'd choose this restaurant so I made sure they would set out their most comfortable seats tonight!"
>I knew that you knew that I knew you did that so I hired a flash mob to perform outside while we eat!
>"And I knew that you knew that I knew that you knew that I chose here, so I hired a secondary flash mob to work with the one you hired!"
>And I knew that you knew that I knew that you knew that I knew you'd choose here so I got my friends to set off fireworks when I pop you the most important question of our lives.
And that my friend is how you outwit and fluster a demon on the most important date you'll ever have.

>>16822157
Anon, you're treading on dangerous ground here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 03:27:48 2017 No.16822173 >>16822163 There's a whole rainbow to choose from and it's all goooooood. >>16822164 Right? Dem hips. >>16822170 Oh now hold on just one second there, I gotta try that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 03:30:23 2017 No.16822178 >>16822170 You've officially piqued my interest

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 03:30:37 2017 No.16822179

>>16822172
>Internally screaming in both agony at being truly outschemed as well as squealing in girlish bliss at being wedded
That's how you get that real weird back and forth sex goin on in bed that night. Where one second she's on her back wanting you to make her yours and the next you're on your back with her whipping you to tell you you're hers.
Ah, love in the truest form. Makes my heart ache.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 03:31:42 2017 No.16822184

>>16822172
Dangerous how?
She could be masturbating and lewdly dancing for her husband while he works in an office on the other side of the globe.
She'll constantly tease him, saying she'll do so many things to him once he gets back.

When he does, she will flat out jump him and get straight to business without undressing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 03:32:35 2017 No.16822185 >>16822178 >>16822173 Wait, is recolor guy going to do it?!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 03:33:06 2017 No.16822187 >>16822184 The term "camwhoring" has connotations anon. Connotations that do not imply "sending her husband sexy videos". There's a reason "whoring" is in that word anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 03:34:07 2017 No.16822189 >>16822187 True true. What would her putting on a show for him with her single Hakutaku friend count as?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 03:35:11 2017 No.16822192 >>16822185 Son, someone talked about a different color for a Demon The hell you think I'm good for if I don't stay up at 3AM on a work night doin requests like that? Gimme a minute.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 03:35:43 2017 No.16822194 >>16822192 Goody. Did you do the Cupid colored Lilim/Demon by any chance?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 03:37:00 2017 No.16822195 >>16822192 Oh thanks man. It's going to look great.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 03:37:44 2017 No.16822196

>>16822194
That one was really hard to make work with the Demon because her hair is so dark, so the pink wasn't comin out well. I'll give a try at the lilim part of it, but again it's kinda hard turning dark into light with just the real caveman methods I use. But I'll look at it this weekend(tm)

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 03:38:23 2017 No.16822198 File: 302 KB, 637x900, 9ccade3417ea4db20f3762e1b89c75f1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16821909 This is a cow.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 03:38:35 2017 No.16822199 Boys should be taught that if they sign a Demon's contract that they should add in that said Demon cannot do anything lewd to them until they are of legal age and have graduated from a top level university.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 03:42:43 2017 No.16822200 >>16822199 >implying such a Ara Ara goddess of seduction isn't going to find loopholes If you sign a contract with a Demon, no matter what contract it is. You're going to get raped. You're going to hell raped whether you like it or not.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 03:43:11 2017 No.16822202 >>16822200 Not rape if I want it and rape her first.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 03:44:39 2017 No.16822204 >>16822200 That's why he's going to have his Tanuki mother read the contract over for him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 03:45:52 2017 No.16822206 >>16822202 >Ara Ara Demon spends time to grind her hips against anon when she's inches away from stealing his virginity. >He grabs her by the hips and steals her virginity instead. Legendary.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 03:46:44 2017 No.16822207 >>16822202 >raping the demon Impossible since she wants it. You think shoving your dick down her throat is rape? Ha! She likes it! >>16822204 Well then. That boy better be prepared for High Impact Virginity Swiping Sex when he's of the age.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 03:46:48 2017 No.16822208 >>16822206 Which virginity though? I'd like it if he stole her anal first and made her a butt slut

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 03:49:31 2017 No.16822216 >>16822207 I don't even want to imagine how hard a Demon would rape a man if she was blue ovaried for more than 12 years.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 03:50:17 2017 No.16822218 >>16822216 So hard she'd get pregnant with quadruplets.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 03:57:50 2017 No.16822227 File: 734 KB, 830x1200, Wine Demon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] There ye go. No tweaks tonight unless its a quick eye color change cause I gotta sleep. Looks very drinkable.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 03:58:58 2017 No.16822229 File: 272 KB, 868x1300, Babylon_c003_p006.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I reminder that this exists and that you should be reading it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 04:00:11 2017 No.16822231 >>16822227 Holy shit muh fucking dick. Thanks for this demon fag, you're doing god's work.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 04:01:57 2017 No.16822234 >>16822229 Looks good, source though?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 04:03:04 2017 No.16822235 >>16822227 Mmm, scrumptious. Another one for the recolour album.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 04:05:49 2017 No.16822239 >>16822231 What a particularly funny turn of phrase, but thanks! >>16822235 Thanks for making that by the way, it's quite nice to not have anything goin back to me. Gnight thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 04:06:23 2017 No.16822240 >>16822227 Nipple spikes

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 04:06:23 2017 No.16822241 >>16822208 There'll be time for both.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 04:07:18 2017 No.16822243 >>16822239 Night night

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 04:07:35 2017 No.16822244 >>16822235 Link?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 04:10:54 2017 No.16822247 >>16822244 http://imgur.com/a/jQf8m New wine colour is at the end of the red skintones, just before the blonde.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 04:12:57 2017 No.16822249 >>16822247 Jesus they're building an army Thanks

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 04:14:00 2017 No.16822252 >>16822234 Filename/image search/you should know the artist regardless

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 04:15:11 2017 No.16822255 File: 736 KB, 1024x768, Head pats make everything better.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16822247 This Demon army can invade me any time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 04:17:23 2017 No.16822259 >>16822255 I want my Demon waifu to sit on my lap and just spend an entire rainy day cuddling me with her legs wrapped around my waist and her wings wrapped around the rest of me! I want to feel the warmth of her skin against mine!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 04:21:42 2017 No.16822268 >>16822259 >Not smothering your dick with her super sweet mega cunt

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 04:23:13 2017 No.16822270 >>16822268 Some days you just want something comfy anon. You can't have days of sex and lust without the comfy days of cuddles and nose nuzzling.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 04:26:17 2017 No.16822273 >>16822247 I really like the very last one, for some reason reminds me of stereotypical sinster dracula or something

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 04:36:46 2017 No.16822283 >>16822270 If your waifu breathes heavily and gives you that look you better spend all day having sex Cuddles are nice and all but monster girls have their need

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 04:39:01 2017 No.16822288 File: 683 KB, 1019x1208, 1454959599917.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fluffy thighs

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 04:39:48 2017 No.16822289 >>16822283 Comfy rainy days are for snug anon. Me and her fuck enough that she doesn't have to worry.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 04:57:39 2017 No.16822313 >>16822288 I want to see a March Hare struggling to ask Anon out because all she thinks about is how hard he is going to breed her afterwards

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 05:17:58 2017 No.16822339 File: 268 KB, 523x600, 1491470278825.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16822247 >No Scanty variation Shameful.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 05:36:07 2017 No.16822362 >>16822288 I want to bury my face in a Dorome's thighs

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 05:37:08 2017 No.16822365 >>16822362 But that's just a facefull of mud.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 05:52:48 2017 No.16822383 >>16821036 Many thanks and sorry for replying to an hours old post, I ended up falling asleep.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 06:06:52 2017 No.16822401 >>16822288 I know a lot of people have a problem with Barb's faces. But I like them, they're kind of realistic but in a way done very well to make it look both fantastic and realistic. I don't know why but they make me happy to see.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 06:08:25 2017 No.16822406 >>16822247 Did demonfag ever post the recolors he was going to work on last weekend?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 06:10:09 2017 No.16822410 File: 110 KB, 447x339, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16820914 >>>/i/499341 >>>/i/499342 Anutha one

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 06:12:10 2017 No.16822415 >>16822410 YES!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 06:12:22 2017 No.16822416 File: 1.75 MB, 2000x1400, ibises.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 仲間を探している

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 06:16:16 2017 No.16822420 >>16822401 Most people seem to like them now, it's usually just one guy who will call it sameface like a broken record and shut up when people present him with an actual argument.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 06:17:34 2017 No.16822421 File: 987 KB, 1546x2000, anonmd_dragon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16822410 Commissioner here Damn good job melon

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 06:20:36 2017 No.16822425 >>16822421 Thanks for that man

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 06:25:53 2017 No.16822432 >>16822416 Stupid extinct birds

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 06:30:13 2017 No.16822441 >>16822432 They won't be extinct with your help.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 06:33:14 2017 No.16822443 >>16822421 An evil Dragon!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 06:33:14 2017 No.16822444 File: 320 KB, 1117x1674, 61382388_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16822432 bird* Scarlet Ibis is not extinct!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 06:34:01 2017 No.16822446 >>16822441 I wonder how many monster girls use this excuse to get dick

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 06:34:42 2017 No.16822449 >>16822443 I wonder what the life of a servant to a Evil Dragon is like. I'd love to be her loyal and submissive servant

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 06:34:42 2017 No.16822450 >>16822446 Only the rare ones.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 06:35:47 2017 No.16822453 File: 98 KB, 858x1300, Babylon_c003_p005.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16822446 >you will never be the last human drifting through space to find a sweet alien womb and save your species

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 06:35:50 2017 No.16822454 >>16822450 How would you react if a common Slime used it on you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 06:39:36 2017 No.16822461 >>16822454 I'd agree and tell her we urgently need to repopulate her race.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 06:43:35 2017 No.16822465 >>16822453 Replace alien with monster girl and you've got a sweet story going >>16822461 Good man, knowing how dumb slimes are she might actually believe it too

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 06:46:17 2017 No.16822468 What would your life be with your waifu? Would you go adventure or would it be more of a slice-of-life thing? Would you continue to live your life similar to how you are now or would there be radical chances?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 06:46:28 2017 No.16822469 >>16822465 >dumb Slimes are infact the most intelligent species. Prove me wrong.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 06:48:04 2017 No.16822471 >>16822468 Slice of life any day. I respect people who want to go on adventures, but a comfy relaxed life is more of what I want. But I'd still go on a few adventures in my life with her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 06:50:28 2017 No.16822475 >>16822453 Sauce pls

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 06:51:19 2017 No.16822476 >>16822469 For the most part they're not too bright. Dark Slimes are pretty smart though. They even get spellcasting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 06:51:35 2017 No.16822478 >>16822475 >>16822252

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 06:53:16 2017 No.16822482 >>16822476 If you look up the student statistics at MGC Universities you'll see that Slimes dominate fields like Math and Science. Stop being so ignorant, slime a smart

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 06:56:25 2017 No.16822489 >>16822468 Slice of life with yeti waifu in the mountains, helping wendigos and white horns in need of assistance

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 06:59:13 2017 No.16822497

>>16822469
>>16822482
Then tell me why ALL of them only pass their classes because their tests are covered in goo and the teachers just won't bother trying to actually read them

>>16822468
The specifics of my waifu aside, life with an Atlach-Nacha is pretty straight forward
You either become one with her and spin the web endlessly
Or you live a constant power struggle where you alternate between her lolidoming you and you doming her
You can also break the cycles with some comfy times but it seems hard to convince a chaos spider that there are things in life other than spinning the web and having sex

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 07:02:23 2017 No.16822508 >>16822468 No adventures but living in her home region would be nice. Patrolling the area, helping with her daily tasks and doing some cooking. I just want a quiet life in the official setting.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 07:04:11 2017 No.16822511

>>16822497
>Then tell me why ALL of them only pass their classes because their tests are covered in goo and the teachers just won't bother trying to actually read them

That's racist. Stop being racist against slimes. They're smart and intelligent girls.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 07:05:11 2017 No.16822514

>>16822468
>Would you go adventure or would it be more of a slice-of-life thing?
Both. I wasn't just shitposting earlier when I said I wanted to build a railroad with waifu.
Fuckin' nothin' more comfy than chuggin' along on rails across the world in a big-ass house-train, toot toot'n away, chatting up people at every stop and making a swell time of it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 07:07:13 2017 No.16822519 >>16822514 You make a good point because that does sound very comfy. Is this a passenger train or a person house train? Or both?

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 07:10:55 2017 No.16822525
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>>16822511
It's not racist to point out the obvious
Slimes have plenty of great characteristics and they make for lovely wives
It's not like being dumb makes them bad in any way, simple species are the best

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 07:11:40 2017 No.16822529 >>16822468 Slice of life for maximum comfy

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 07:12:39 2017 No.16822530 >>16822525 I guess you're right then. And that's true they do make great wives. Simple girls a cute

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 07:20:18 2017 No.16822540

>>16822489
That sounds so nice and comfy, the Wendigos would invite you to their BBQs as thanks and the White Horns would bring you gifts from their bits of travelling
You could also save the men who get lost and set them up with your wife's friends so they get to experience a comfy winter life too

>Slice of life
Are you ready for the beach and the summer festival episodes?

>>16822471
>>16822508
>>16822529
What species are your waifus? It's hard to visualize anything if you don't give out at least this much detail

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 07:21:36 2017 No.16822541 >>16822229 >>16822453 >>16822478 >>16822252 OK. Reverse image search is giving me nothing and I don't recognized the artist. Babylon is not giving me anything specify. Any additional clues like the name of the artist?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 07:24:34 2017 No.16822546 >>16822540 >What species are your waifus? Anubis. We'd live a comfy live in the Green Demon realm of the desert. The desert kingdom.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 07:25:30 2017 No.16822547 >>16822540 As for me, she's an Inari.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 07:27:04 2017 No.16822548 >>16822540 >What species are your waifus? I was >>16822508 and she's an Oomukade. Hunting would also be part of the daily routine and with her body she would probably be a lot better at it than me but I would have to learn to use a bow or something.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 07:27:36 2017 No.16822549 >>16822540 A Wight who's never known commoner life for me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 07:31:29 2017 No.16822556 File: 416 KB, 1095x1600, 002.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16822541 If you know where to search then Babylon is all you need.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 07:32:41 2017 No.16822557 >>16822453 >>you will never be the last human drifting through space and eventually die alone in your space coffin along with your species' legacy

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 07:36:19 2017 No.16822565

>>16822519
It's a passenger train, primarily.
The first car is just a dedicated house car that looks like a little living room and a kitchen, with a small bathroom behind said kitchen. Basically one of those VIP lounge cars. The bed is up with the engine and folds out of the wall.
The caboose is the only real freight car, in case people are moving long distance and need a place to put all their shit.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 07:40:13 2017 No.16822572

>>16822556
Found it. Thankfully downloading the image and uploading the image to google search did the trick. Found it in a 4chan archive.

I am soo sorry for not having enough knowledge of the internet to know where to search. For anyone who doesn't know, search for 'How many light-years to Babylon'

I'm also guessing this pic is of a different artist. And the file name doesn't indicate the title so I don't fucking know where to fucking start.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 07:44:50 2017 No.16822578

>>16822546
Life with an Anubis in her native region doesn't sound all that comfy unless you're into hard work, self improvement and so on
She is going to give you a strict schedule to live by and she'll have to watch over the Mummies for the Pharaoh

If I was to guess, you and her would work on average 5 hours a day with a lot of variance (some days 8h+ other days 0h, etc...)

>>16822547
Living in Zipangu with an Inari has to be top 10 most comfy lives
Would you let her run the fox shrine, or do you prefer letting her retire and having no duty to worry about?

>>16822548
I never associated Oomukades with any sorts of activities, they seem like hikikomoris who do nothing but dwell in their cave waiting for a man to pass by
In fact they are one of the most troublesome species, they're clingy, they want to live in quiet dark places, they'll inject you with venom and rape you whenever, etc...

>Patrolling the area, helping with her daily tasks and doing some cooking.
You're planning on making her a proper, civilized wife?

>>16822549
>A Wight who's never known commoner life for me.
She'd have her own kingdom, castle, servants and everything right?
Life in such a luxurious environment does sound extremely comfy but you'd have to make an effort o variety and setup parties, balais, theater plays, etc... to keep it fresh and entertaining

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 07:46:14 2017 No.16822581
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>>16822572
>I'm also guessing this pic is of a different artist. And the file name doesn't indicate the title so I don't fucking know where to fucking start.
There's just no helping these newfriends.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 07:47:27 2017 No.16822583 >>16822581 Stop the smug mofu. They make me angry with how smug they are.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 07:48:43 2017 No.16822586 >>16822540 I live with a Lich. Undead kingdoms are the most comfy thing ever.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 07:54:46 2017 No.16822595

>>16822578
You think it doesn't sound that comfy? I never really thought of it as being not comfy, it always sounded nice and kind of relaxed to me.

I mean I wouldn't be "working" myself. But I can see my waifu doing about 5 hours and sometimes 8h+ like you said. Of course she'd get days off. And I don't mind living by a schedule where she constantly tries to help me improve myself. I'd do it for her, anon.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 07:55:56 2017 No.16822598

>>16822468
We'd spend many days in a SoL styled life in her castle, reading together and playing games together, training together eating, cooking and sleeping together. Some times she'd be called on to join meetings between those who manage the kingdom and sometimes I'd be present and some times I'd not.

And I'd spend most my free time in the persuit if perfection. First is swordplay and then it's magic, and then it's archery and then its literally whatever take my fancy.

Maybe on out 700th anniversary we'll take a vacation as I pursue the art of cooking, and we'll tour all the continent's dungeons and cook each monster we find within. All except for the ones with tits.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 07:57:19 2017 No.16822599

>>16822578
>You're planning on making her a proper, civilized wife?
Quite the opposite, I want to live the primitive life style with her in a cave. We could leave the cave to patrol the near by area for trouble, kill a wild boar and take it back to the cave. When I say cooking I mean simple stuff like making stews, roasting animals over an open fire and other basic meals. It's not much but I want to be useful to her.

Other than that I'm okay with her being super clingy because I would be too, as long as I could have lovey dovey sex with venom involved then I wouldn't need society or anything.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 08:04:00 2017 No.16822612

>>16822468
I would use the power of Demonic Energy to continually improve myself and our lives. Not to create a Demon Realm or anything, just to get stronger and smarter while my Inari Wife gains tails. We'd probably live in a large city and she'd own a hidden shrine in one of the parks.

I would live mostly my same life, except with the support of someone who loves me and the power to do anything with that love. Especially if that means protecting my Waifu. I'll fight with all my heart to protect her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 08:05:24 2017 No.16822613 >>16822421 >>16822410 Nice lewd dragon.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 08:10:46 2017 No.16822626

>>16822586
Comfy and creepy
Does she do all the usual Lich experiment stuff? That doesn't sound all that comfy

>>16822595
>it always sounded nice and kind of relaxed to me.
Some people enjoy work and guidance in their lives, others just want to be lazy hedonistic fucks

>I mean I wouldn't be "working" myself.
She might want you to work out and study though
I hope you're ready for the day she order you to read "How to educate your Anubis daughter vol.1"

>>16822599
Life in the wild is very underrated,
With the demonic beasts, plants/fruits growing so abundantly and nature being pretty much devoid of any dangerous sickness it's pretty easy to enjoy a comfy life secluded in the wild and still have access to the comfort of a safe shelter and tasty cooked foods

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 08:16:33 2017 No.16822643 >>16822613 I want a big, muscled dragon to try and care for me when I'm sick.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 08:16:52 2017 No.16822646

>>16822578
>She'd have her own kingdom, castle, servants and everything right?
Yep. In exchange for her teaching me high society etiquette I'd bring her to a fast food joint or an arcade

I'd also buy stuff like cup ramen or TV dinners. She seems to be fascinated by those for some reason.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 08:17:17 2017 No.16822649

>>16822626
>Some people enjoy work and guidance in their lives, others just want to be lazy hedonistic fucks

I think I fall under enjoying work and guidance, that's what I like to imagine with my Anubis atleast. Maybe not being the most active of people but I'm sure my Anubis will help me with that.

>She might want you to work out and study though

No doubt about that. It would be out of her species nature not to do so, I can imagine her giving me books and lessons in our spare time so she can't teach and make me work. Not sure what she'd want me to do physically for work though. Guess I'll give it some thought.

>spoiler

The day I shed a tear of happiness. That actually really cute anon. Thanks for making my day happier.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 08:22:49 2017 No.16822667 >>16822643 I want my dragon to panic when I get sick because her precious treasure is "dying".

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 08:24:18 2017 No.16822672 File: 277 KB, 600x1000, 1478985059607.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16822667 kinda like this?

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 08:26:40 2017 No.16822675

>>16822612
>Brother Vincent, look! That blasphemer is out in public again!
>He is only buying coffee. We face more pressing matters.
>Apprehending enemies of the Chief God is hardly unimportant.
>Yes, but we must pick our battles.
>You will allow heresy to continue unopposed?
>He has a habit of flinging our soldiers through walls, Vince. Seriously. We've lost a small army trying to purge him.
>COWARD! I WILL DO THIS MYSELF.
>WAIT! He only harms the violent ones, and nope that's another unconscious Paladin.
>I REGRET NOTHING.
>You're paying for the damages.
>I REVISE THAT STATEMENT.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 08:27:22 2017 No.16822681

>>16822646
It's weird how undeads are made for fantastic fantasy yet their best home is a modern setting
You definitely won't have to worry about keeping it fresh with technology and a whole culture to discover

>>16822649
>Maybe not being the most active of people but I'm sure my Anubis will help me with that.
It's hard to get going but once you are it becomes hard to stop, all you need is a little push from your waifu

>Not sure what she'd want me to do physically for work though
I'd bet nothing too hard, she wants you to be /fit/ enough to stay healthy and be able to princess carry her easily

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 08:27:42 2017 No.16822683 >>16822667 >Husband gets a cold >Big, muscled dragon wraps around the man, unwilling to let him go until he's better, and maybe a little after that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 08:30:05 2017 No.16822688 >>16822681 >spoiler She's a big girl, anon.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 08:30:08 2017 No.16822689

>>16822468
It would be a mix of adventure and SoL for us. Not adventure in sense that we'd be running around fighting things, but rather travelling, visiting different regions and seeing the world together. Eventually we'd settle down in a nice secluded area, and then start our family there and begin the maximum comfiness aspect of our lives.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 08:30:59 2017 No.16822691 >>16822672 Like I get a fever and cough a lot and she just jumps at me with wing hugs, cuddles and making me promise that I will get better. Then she starts learning "how to treat your sick husband" by a Lich. >>16822683 Dragons a cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 08:32:39 2017 No.16822696 >>16822691 That they are, even when overly tall and overly muscled.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 08:35:23 2017 No.16822700 >>16822681 >fantastic fantasy Meant medieval fantasy >>16822688 For you All the more reason to give it your all and make her proud

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 08:35:55 2017 No.16822701 >>16822696 I actually prefer mine average. Huge buff dragons can be fun to tease but I just enjoy a normal one better. Little ones are for cuddles unless they have big tails.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 08:37:16 2017 No.16822705 File: 1.80 MB, 360x270, 1491482236846.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My Gremlin Waifu and I will protect the world together. With technology from a lost civilization that only we understand. AND. ACTION.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 08:38:20 2017 No.16822708 >>16822701 I'd want big ones, the biggest of dire dragons that I can lightly tease or do cutethings with.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 08:39:47 2017 No.16822713 >>16822705 >That gif Are you aware that this is extreme gore in the eyes of Automatons?

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 08:40:28 2017 No.16822715

>>16822700
>All the more reason to give it your all and make her proud

Of course. I'd build muscle and make her the proudest girl she could possibly be. I'll do it for her so I can princess carry her and make her feel like a princess. I'll do it so she can have a /fit/ body to cuddle at night. I want to be the house husband she can show off and be proud of.

And will come in handy when she's in heat

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 08:42:06 2017 No.16822718 >>16822713 This is why you don't let Automatons discover 4chan. She might get the idea that humanity is unsalvageable and start arming herself with gas cansiters.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 08:42:15 2017 No.16822719

>>16822152
I agree. I want my wife to be challenging, more than capable of standing on her own, questioning what I have fallen to think as norms, the constant provocation between us improving both of us. Mutual smugness and arrogance making us quite a dangerous pair.

I just want a mature, intelligent monstergirl to work hard for.

>>16822468
Since all my life plans start with "once I get past this stage..." I would like to think I meet my wife earliest as I'm finishing my thesis. Adventure for sure, and while I prefer modern settings, it won't matter as much as reaching out for boundaries and going past them, to the unknown where we have not yet stepped, pushing the limits and taboos, seeking future at cost of taking personal risks.

I have lived silently and reserved my whole life, "once I get past this stage" I want to loud and bold.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 08:42:38 2017 No.16822721 >>16822705 That's odd. I always envisioned a Team Rocket/Doronbo Gang dynamic with my Gremlinfu as we "burninated" the countryside for shits and giggles.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 08:42:46 2017 No.16822722 >>16822705 Is there such a thing as a mech design which is more sexy and meaty as the Big O? I don't think there is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 08:45:53 2017 No.16822727 >come home from work >thread was overrun by demons while I was gone Let me guess, everyone got whisked away and I was left behind.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 08:48:01 2017 No.16822732

>>16822708
I can see myself hanging out with a big one or two, but an average one already stole my heart. I enjoy them more too since I'm a switch and while I'm mostly in the sub side I do like domming my lizard and doing it to a huge one would look weird.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 08:49:40 2017 No.16822737 >>16822732 >Weird Thats an odd way of spelling 'the greatest.' But that's fine. I'm a switch too, I just happen to like big girls, no matter what kind of big it is.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 08:51:33 2017 No.16822740

>>16822626
>Does she do all the usual Lich experiment stuff?
Yes. All of it. Even the more extreme ones from time to time..
>That doesn't sound all that comfy
The experiments themselves aren't comfy, no. But it was draining on me or anything she always cuddles with me until I get my strength back. And I love kuu-dere cuddles.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 08:52:22 2017 No.16822744 [SPOILER]

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>>16822721
There's always the heroic version of that! Travel across the country bringing destructive justice to evil, blowing things up as necessary.

Whether it's impossible or laughable, great beings open up paths of battle!

If there's a wall, we break it down! If there's no path, we make one with these hands!

THE HEAT OF OUR LOVE BURNS HOTTER THAN THE SUN!

We just asked you to take care of some burglaries! Stop yelling!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 08:53:27 2017 No.16822747 What MG would like anal the most?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 08:54:46 2017 No.16822749 >>16822747 A shirime girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 08:55:22 2017 No.16822750 File: 142 KB, 715x1000, 45942058.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16822747 Why you gotta keep assking this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 08:56:45 2017 No.16822753 >>16822750 I haven't fapped to anything not anal related in a month, please send help.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 08:56:48 2017 No.16822754 >>16822737 I just find it hard imagining myself making a big muscle dragon my lizard. Sounds hot on paper but imagining her all cutesy and stuff is not for me. An average one though can go to all sides, so I prefer those.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 08:57:32 2017 No.16822756

>>16822740
>And I love kuu-dere cuddles.
Oh man that sounds heavenly, definitely worth all the weird stuff she'd make you go through

>>16822747
This >>16822750
Also Anubis wouldn't have such great asses if they weren't into anal I'm sure loli-anubisfag agrees with this

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 08:57:49 2017 No.16822758 >>16822750 I love her outfit. It's both pure and seductive. Those sandles are also very cute!

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 08:59:47 2017 No.16822761

>>16822756
>Also Anubis wouldn't have such great asses if they weren't into anal I'm sure loli-anubisfag agrees with this

I wholeheartedly approve of this message. The anubutt is a magical thing and hard to comprehend on why it's so amazing. Whether you like it on a mature Anubis body or on a Lolinubis. It's great either way and in my personal opinion built for anal and worship.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 08:59:53 2017 No.16822762 I'd like to fall asleep with a Kitsune on the floor of her shrine, hugging her tails for warmth as the wind blows through the cracks in the wall.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 09:02:16 2017 No.16822766 >>16822758 >Pure It has sex woven into every fibre. Most of it is either string or transparent. Lingerie covers more skin than it does. Nothing about it is pure.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 09:02:42 2017 No.16822767

>>16822762
The jingle of wind chimes gently swaying in the wind, the predictable clacks of the traditional japanese water fountain thing, the sun starting to set on the horizon while she gently strokes your hair with her fingers. It's enough to purify a man of evil thoughts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 09:03:58 2017 No.16822770 >>16822767 >the predictable clacks of the traditional japanese water fountain thing Do you hear that, Jinkos? It goes DONK.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 09:04:11 2017 No.16822771 >>16822766 I guess, I just got the pure vibe from it. The colour is just "clean" and quite beautiful.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 09:04:12 2017 No.16822772 >>16822766 >>16822758 Purely seductive

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 09:05:32 2017 No.16822774 >>16822770 I can't tell whether you're making fun of me, jinkos, or both.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 09:06:59 2017 No.16822775 >>16822770 >Devil Bugs making cicada noises

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 09:07:33 2017 No.16822776 >>16822767 >>16822762 C O M F Y

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 09:08:40 2017 No.16822779
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>>16822761
You speak the truth! There would be nothing better than bending my Anubis over as we used the baths in the palace, and gently pounding away on her sizeable ass as I kissed and groped her from behind.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 09:09:17 2017 No.16822781 >>16822775 >Stop moaning on trees dammit >>16822774 I'm just donking the jinkos, anon. Don't worry about it.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 09:11:24 2017 No.16822786

>>16822771
That's the colour white for you.
You're probably getting that vibe so much because the white is so visible against her skin.

There should be a day every yer where every anubis must wear nothing but white. White swimsuits, white dresses, white tops, white lingerie, white bodysuits and bodystockings, white pantyhose, and so on. Even the engineer and mechanic anubi, wearing white overalls, despite how easily it'll show up oil and dirt.
If they get seen not wearing 100% white in public during this day, it's a crime they need to be lightly punished for.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 09:11:44 2017 No.16822790 >>16822779 I want to tease the haughty, pudgy anubis in charge of the labor slaves!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 09:13:08 2017 No.16822792 >>16822750 >>16822779 >akuextrathicc.jpg

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 09:14:20 2017 No.16822795 [DELETED]

>Go to a shrine to make a donation.
>Cute human Kimos smile at you,
>One of them asks if you'd like a tour of the inside.
>You ask if that's okay. She assures you it is.
>Casually slides open the door. Fucking cute Inari inside, reading JoJo.
>"Like you asked."
>The Inari stares at you in disbelief. She has at least five tails.
>"He really doesn't have a wife? You asked?"
>"He's here alone. I couldn't believe it either, but I guess you lucked out."

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 09:15:51 2017 No.16822799

>Go to a shrine to make a donation.
>Cute human Mikos smile at you, Not Kimos. What the hell is a Kimo?
>One of them asks if you'd like a tour of the inside.
>You ask if that's okay. She assures you it is.
>Casually slides open the door. Fucking cute Inari inside, reading JoJo.
>"Like you asked."
>The Inari stares at you in disbelief. She has at least five tails.
>"He really doesn't have a wife? You asked?"
>"He's here alone. I couldn't believe it either, but I guess you lucked out."

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 09:15:56 2017 No.16822800 >>16822771 I can see what you're saying, the design and color somehow make it pure or cute even though it's lewd at the same time. It would be a perfect outfit for a lolinubis with a big butt.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 09:16:42 2017 No.16822802

>>16822779
Even houtengeki's anubis girl doesn't win me over when it comes to anal.
Sure, I'd worship that ass. But even when it comes to anubi, I can't find the thought of anal sex appealing, really.

>>16822795
>Fucking cute Inari inside, reading JoJo
She better not be some entry-level casual.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 09:17:48 2017 No.16822805 File: 899 KB, 635x903, 1392840720562.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16822802 >entry-level casual What do you mean by this? Depending on your answer I might have to kick your ass!

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 09:18:01 2017 No.16822806

>>16822779
Fine taste my man. Fine taste. I'd gently make anal sex to mine from behind while massaging her and kissing her back. The light giggle of her butt when I'd go in for slow thrusts would be something to savour.

It's another experience when she is smaller because I can hold her close, have free access to massage and grope her whole body, I can sit her in my lap and do it or I could gently lay her head into the pillows while her butt is in the air and I gently make love to it.

Or maybe when she feeds me a raging mushroom I give her a hard and rough pounding

Whatever way I don't mind, it's her call.

>>16822786
>There should be a day every yer where every anubis must wear nothing but white. White swimsuits, white dresses, white tops, white lingerie, white bodysuits and bodystockings, white pantyhose, and so on.

I have zero objections to this. Personally I think white on delicious brown looks god tier and my waifu would be wearing lovely white robes and clothes all the time. She knows how good it looks aswell.

And I know the other Anubisfag's waifu likes wearing white, she's proof that Anubi look great in it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 09:19:43 2017 No.16822809 >>16822802 >She better not be some entry-level casual. Her favorite JoJo is whoever yours is.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 09:21:02 2017 No.16822813

>>16822744
Nah, we'll be the nefarious ne'er-do-well duo that levels the candy shop because they closed an hour early.
And than we'll build a new one in it's place and sell cheap candy at ludicrous prices, wear really shit disguises like store-bought mustaches, and everyone would fall for it and be totally assmad that these shady strangers swindled them.
And when the would-be heroes show up, we'll jump into our silly bicycle-powered ultramech and pedal away into the sunset.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 09:21:31 2017 No.16822815 >>16822802 >Sure, I'd worship that ass. Don't worry man. That's enough for me to respect you right there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 09:22:15 2017 No.16822816 >>16822799 But I want to hang out with the Kimos. Learn about the things they do and what they eat.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 09:25:15 2017 No.16822821

>>16822815
How am I supposed to fall asleep without an Inari to cuddle? It's past 6 AM and I'm tired as hell, but I'm without a fox to cuddle.

>>16822816
Kimo turns out to be a misspelling of Kumo. Like Yukari Yakumo, who owns that shrine. She'll gap you new technology if you agree to guard the place while she's away.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 09:26:13 2017 No.16822825 >>16822805 I mean she better be into more than just JoJo and the big popular ones. If this kitsune is some nerd living in a shrine all day, she better have read stuff I don't even know about yet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 09:26:36 2017 No.16822828 File: 94 KB, 800x600, ev605.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16822821 I love kumos.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 09:26:49 2017 No.16822829 >>16822825 What, like Kokou no Hito?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 09:27:07 2017 No.16822831 >>16822821 Oh. I don't like old hags all that much, so I would just play with Chen for a bit and go away.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 09:28:45 2017 No.16822834 >>16822829 Oh yeah, that's the stuff. This is a mountain-based shrine, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 09:29:30 2017 No.16822835 >>16822834 Well someone's got to climb those mountains.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 09:31:31 2017 No.16822841 Ain't no mountain high enough. Ain't no river wide enough. Not any Chief Gods strong enough. To keep us from dating Inaris.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 09:37:06 2017 No.16822853

>>16822806
The thing is, I'm still deciding on what the punishment should be for an anubis who doesn't wear white in public.
Law enforcing magic users transmute the offending anubis' clothes into white lingerie in public?

>>16822815
I think my brain has some missing link in it that keeps me from liking the idea of anal, because otherwise, I love ass.
If there was an anubis in front of me who wanted me to do stuff with her ass, I would go all out fingering or sticking my tongue up there.
But my dick, in her ass? For some reason there's no arousal there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 09:37:25 2017 No.16822855 >>16822841 Monsters living in Shrines won't try to eat you if you're nice to them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 09:38:29 2017 No.16822858 File: 624 KB, 1280x1896, 03.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16822855

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 09:41:58 2017 No.16822861 File: 1.88 MB, 2323x1800, relaxing [ittla].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16822806 Fact: White robes make brown girls 1000x more appealing and divine.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 09:43:02 2017 No.16822866

>>16822853
How about having someone blow into their ears?

And there isn't a problem with not be turned on by anal. Ass worship is fantastic but not wanting to put your dick in it is fine. She'd understand.

>I would go all out fingering or sticking my tongue up there.

As would I. I'd massage the large cheeks in my hands, give it long licks and, if she's ok with it, a light little spank. Then I'd move onto eating her butt out and teasing the hole. Wetting it up with my saliva and blowing on it, stuff like that.

See, ass worship is amazing. When all is set and done I'd just rub my face against it and tell her how much I love her big anubutt, even actually calling it that to get her flustered.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 09:43:50 2017 No.16822870 >>16822858 Her face there is too great.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 09:46:30 2017 No.16822876

>>16822861
Some solid evidence right there. Robes look fantastic on Anubis and your waifu look adorable in them.

They've got that high class look to them while still staying true to the Desert's culture. I imagine because of the loose and baggy nature of them it's also good for letting air flow through the dress. And still the fabric is probably some super soft Egyptian cotton. That just ups the comfortable factor of it. So 10/10 would cuddle my Anubis in robes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 09:47:02 2017 No.16822877 File: 1.51 MB, 1536x2048, C8uI-PWUIAA0v6R.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 09:48:42 2017 No.16822881 >>16822877 That arm behind her, where does it come from? The wall?

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 09:56:08 2017 No.16822902

>>16822876
Thanks! Robes, dresses, and sundresses fit the desert aesthetic incredibly well in my opinion, so I'm surprised we haven't seen more art of those girls wearing them. Although I am doing my best to change that; there should be a new commission relatively soon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 09:59:04 2017 No.16822907 >>16822902 True, all those dresses are personal favourites of mine and I think they look very fashionable. >spoiler I can't wait to see it!

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 10:01:28 2017 No.16822915
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You wake up from cryo-sleep and head to the kitchen for some grub when pic related, a Salamander and an Oni, all in their underwear, show up and tell you they're your buddies for this shift.
So what are you all having?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 10:04:28 2017 No.16822923 >>16822915 Space-paste. Always god damn space-paste.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 10:05:46 2017 No.16822925 >>16822915 Food. And the salamander.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 10:06:02 2017 No.16822929 >>16822923 What about those buttered noodles Eddie said he'd smuggle aboard?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 10:06:13 2017 No.16822931 >>16822915 I want to get this reference. Even if there is one. Anyway, those girls are all cutie tier species so that shift is going to be a lot of fun and worthwhile. I'd love asking one of them for help with whatever we'd be doing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 10:07:15 2017 No.16822935 >>16822915 Spaghetti with little chopped up sausage bits.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 10:08:31 2017 No.16822940 >>16822931 There is no reference, this is just something I've been thinking about a lot lately.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 10:10:27 2017 No.16822943 >>16822940 Oh well it sounds really nice, anon. Story worthy in my opinion.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 10:11:15 2017 No.16822947 >>16822943 Yeah, well. I'm not the guy to write it, I ain't nothing but an old faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 10:12:24 2017 No.16822951 >>16822915 Space life would be a hell of a lot more interesting. Well, the sex would be at least. Imagine fucking a monster girl in 0G while looking out at a nearby nebula your ship is passing by, and tell me that doesn''t sound amazing.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 10:13:57 2017 No.16822953

>>16822951
There's more to life than just sex.
Like, when you're in space you need to exercise a lot or the lack of gravity will atrophy your muscles, so you gotta hit the gym. When you're hitting the gym all the sweat droplets will float around. Now who's gonna clean that up then?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 10:14:45 2017 No.16822957 >>16822953 >There's more to life than just sex. For some. For me, I want me and my waifu's life to be nothing but sex. The pinnacle of lewd and lascivious depravity.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 10:15:23 2017 No.16822962 >>16822915 Me: Coffee, yogurt, and whatever complex thing I can find in the Replicator's menu. Everyone else: My Spirit Energy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 10:17:05 2017 No.16822966 The world of Elite Dangerous would be extremely comfy with an Anubis co-pilot. Holy crap.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 10:17:36 2017 No.16822970 >>16822957 Ain't nothing wrong with that brutha.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 10:18:06 2017 No.16822971 >>16822966 My space ship would have a Mono-eye as the communications officer. Hers would be the tired-of-life voice to make announcements over the intercom!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 10:28:22 2017 No.16823007 Surefire way to get your Anubis wife wet: Start calling her Commander.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 10:31:15 2017 No.16823022

I wish I was at home with my head lodged between two giant, milky purple Demon tits, effectively sensory deprived of the whole world around me save for the sound of a heartbeat, lightly sloshing milk and an occasional contented sigh as she squishes me in tighter.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 10:31:56 2017 No.16823025 >>16823007 You mean she'd like it if I called her Commander Nub-nub?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 10:32:42 2017 No.16823027 >>16823022 As long as you don't suffocate in there anon, Demon titties are much more dangerous than they appear.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 10:33:52 2017 No.16823031 >>16823007 Oh I bet she'd love that. I'd love giving her names that would boost her confidence and stroke her ego. Considering her job she'd probably take such a nickname with pride. >>16823025 This is also very cute

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 10:34:25 2017 No.16823032 >>16823022 I wish I was fighting my Dragon's tail while she was polishing a treasure or something.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 10:35:41 2017 No.16823036 >>16823027 No, there'd be plenty of muggy sweaty air ripe with her scent to breathe. But if I did want to sleep (I do) I'd gladly let her knock me out cold by pressing them together around me until I pass out. A Marshmellow anesthetic, we'd call it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 10:36:23 2017 No.16823038 >>16823025 Prepare to be disciplined for disrespecting an officer, stating with 100 brushies of the Commander's tail.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 10:40:54 2017 No.16823050 >>16823036 I'm not sure that's the safest way to fall asleep anon, but if it works for you then great!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 10:42:47 2017 No.16823056 >>16823050 Mumble mumble Mamono mana mumble The point is: Demon waifu + heaving tits + sleep + not at work

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 10:46:02 2017 No.16823062 >>16822750 >>16822756 Well memed

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 10:48:19 2017 No.16823068 >>16823038 I can only picture this as an oppai loli anubis Commander complete with a neat hat for her little uniform.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 10:53:00 2017 No.16823085 >>16823068 With a little fang, squeaky voice and comically massive tits bursting the seams of her uniform? Sounds adorable. Would get in trouble intentionally just to spend time with her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 10:55:17 2017 No.16823093 >>16823056 I feel you anon, I'd give pretty much anything to be cuddling my waifu at home instead of being at work too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 10:55:29 2017 No.16823094 >>16823085 Exactly. She'd always be grumbling about the chest of her shirt being too tight and scold you for being so troublesome

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 10:55:35 2017 No.16823095 File: 634 KB, 1000x2000, Anya.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16823085 Good grief, and I thought Anya was a hard-ass X-O.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 10:58:52 2017 No.16823104 >>16823094 Flagship of Desert Kingdoms spacefleet and the throne of Pharaoh being a massive golden deathstar-Pyramid?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 10:59:32 2017 No.16823105 >>16823085 I'm going to tie her up and stuff her in a closet so I can run around naked without consequences.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:00:44 2017 No.16823107 >>16823104 Yep. Even has an eye of Horus on the pyramid it can use to fire energy beams.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:01:17 2017 No.16823109 >>16823104 >"Anon, KREE!"

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:02:39 2017 No.16823113

>>16823094
>"Private!! You said you retailored my dress uniform during your last remedial!"
>I did, Ma'am.
>"Well why then am I standing here wif my bra practically on display for everyone to ogle at?!"
>Maybe you've grown, ma'am.
>"May- Maybe I've gwown?! That's anudder wemediation! Insubowdination!"
>Ma'am, you're slipping into your lisp again...
>"Five hundwed brushies! In my owfice! On the dowble!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:02:46 2017 No.16823114 File: 307 KB, 900x1200, C8uI-PWUIAA0v6R.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't forget to fondle your Jiangshi on a regular basis to help her with her rigor mortis

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:03:08 2017 No.16823115 >>16823105 Anon no! Think of what the mummies will do!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:04:25 2017 No.16823118 >>16823113 The cutest commander! I'll give her 600 brushies!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:04:54 2017 No.16823122 >>16823113 >lisp Anubis Ugh, muh heart.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:05:25 2017 No.16823125 >>16823115 They'd help me tie her up of course.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:05:56 2017 No.16823126 >>16823114 How are you even supposed to "cure" rigor mortis? How would you cure an undead girl with it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:06:43 2017 No.16823127 >>16823125 Only because they want to gangbang you on the bridge!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:08:37 2017 No.16823134 >>16823127 Joke's on them, since they used all their bandages to tie up Commander Nub-nub all I need to do is blow on them to make them all aroused to to the point of incapacitation.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:11:43 2017 No.16823149

>>16823118
>>16823122
>"Sniff... S-stawp anon, I-I'm a fiewce commanda! Stawp cawing me cute!"
>But you are cute, ma'am. The cutest, I'd wager.
>"Noooooo! Youwe just buwying me!"
>Ma'am, you're so cute I can't even understand you.
>"Mowe brushies! A hundwed hundwed hundwed mowe! W-waaah!"

The commander needs some private cuddling to calm down at times like these. She won't let anyone other than [you] do it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:13:03 2017 No.16823159 >>16823149 I have an urge to headpat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:14:06 2017 No.16823163 >>16823149 Lisps are shit, she should be wearing a ball gag.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:14:36 2017 No.16823166 >>16823149 Gonna give her a hug and scratch behind her ears. The cuddliest commander! May do lewd things to her that embarrass her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:15:12 2017 No.16823169 >>16823163 You are shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:16:27 2017 No.16823173 >>16823169 How rude.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:17:28 2017 No.16823175

>>16823159
It's entirely within reason for a Commander to sit in her subordinate favorite private's lap whenever she feels like it. Really!
>>16823163
Only on shore leave. No gags on duty!
>>16823166
She'd 'protest' and 'threaten' you so much. Like what?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:17:46 2017 No.16823176 >>16823126 You don't cure it, Jiangshi are stiff and molesting them allows them to move freely but they go back to being stiff after a while.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:17:50 2017 No.16823177 File: 479 KB, 1171x1105, IMG_0101.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Baphonet Screetching

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:18:33 2017 No.16823180 >>16822421 >no horns Lame.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:19:06 2017 No.16823182 >>16823175 Pop some manticore venom, fill her up so she shows it, plug her up so she has to go about the day with everyone looking at her. >>16823177 Both are good

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:19:11 2017 No.16823184 >>16823177 Hoo mama

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:19:16 2017 No.16823185 >>16823175 >Only on shore leave. No gags on duty! Rules are dumb, she's getting the ball gag.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:19:30 2017 No.16823188 >>16823177 Right is right as long as she isn't ruined by the caring onee-san personality.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:20:36 2017 No.16823194 >>16823177 >tfw Barb hasn't drawn a monstergirl that busty in years

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:20:43 2017 No.16823197 >>16823188 Tall, busty imotous? That's nice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:22:34 2017 No.16823200 >>16823197 No, just a normal lewd girl. The dependent little girl thing that keeps screaming onii-chan would ruin her too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:22:44 2017 No.16823201 >>16823177 Both bodies are incredible. There is no winner in my book.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:24:49 2017 No.16823205 >>16823177 Some loli bodies are done right. Some are done wrong. This is done right.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:25:24 2017 No.16823207 File: 2.52 MB, 1748x1748, 6615867.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey, dude.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:26:29 2017 No.16823209 >>16823207 get those tities out i want some fresh milk

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:27:18 2017 No.16823212 >>16823209 That's a bit rude don't you think?

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:28:36 2017 No.16823215

>>16823182
>"Heeh... heeveryone, I'm... I'm here, ah- C-commander on deck!"
>"Commander- are you alright?!"
>"I'm fine, Navigator, n-no... uuuh... no issues here. Mmnf... o-oh Horus I... ah, actuawy, y-youw in chawge today Navigator, I- ooh, I gotta find Pwivate anon!"
>Silent murmurs as she slumps away, uniform wide open save a single hyper-strained button
>>16823185
Well it's not like she could stop you if she wanted to. She was bred to be bullied.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:30:19 2017 No.16823219 >>16823177 I'm more a fan of Oppai if and when I'm in a loli mood but otherwise both are great

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:30:52 2017 No.16823221 >>16823215 >Commander Nub-nub has to go around wearing a ball gag all day because her paws can't undo the buckle Perfect.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:31:25 2017 No.16823222 >>16823215 Adorable! She's Asking for another round so she comes back bigger. The scamp!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:32:29 2017 No.16823226 >>16823221 Ah, but what does Private anon do when OTHER shipmates start picking on Commander Nub-Nub?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:33:04 2017 No.16823228 >>16823226 >Private >Shipmate goddamn landwalkers

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:34:25 2017 No.16823231 >>16823114 Naturally. She receives extra loving care at the mornings to relieve her from the night stiffness.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:34:38 2017 No.16823234 File: 835 KB, 2604x3508, 1490208754580.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16823177 this pleases the heretics

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:35:16 2017 No.16823236 >>16823228 It's SpAcE NaVy though Embrace the off nomenclature and camp

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:39:10 2017 No.16823244 >>16823228 He's a marine. Marine's still have Privates.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:40:51 2017 No.16823249

>>16823222
>It occurs to you, after the fifth or sixth load erupts in a gurgling mess inside her, stretching her womb even further, that you may not be able to tell the difference between her "no's" that really mean "keep going" and her "no's" that mean "really stop or nothing will fit for a week and I'll just be a writhing bloated mess for days"
>"n-noo... anon... pwease no m-mowe..."
>Well, you figure you'll cross that bridge when you come to it

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:41:03 2017 No.16823250 >>16823234 I would join a heretical oppai baphomet group!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:42:56 2017 No.16823256 >>16823249 Exactly. I'll even carry her if I have too, although she's probably too proud for that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:42:58 2017 No.16823257 >>16823250 Same. Oppai lolis are the bees knees.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:45:55 2017 No.16823262 >>16820323 >>16820259 What the hell is buii supposed to mean?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:46:04 2017 No.16823263 File: 3.80 MB, 3000x2774, 1392438446454.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cease this at once. Say what you want about moose but he has good taste in character designs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:49:20 2017 No.16823281 >>16823262 It's how the nips hear pig squeals Like how our 'bark bark' is their 'wan wan' or how our 'meow' is their 'nya'

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:51:04 2017 No.16823290 >>16823281 I'm fine with wans, kons and nyans, but buiis really annoys me for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:53:56 2017 No.16823304 >>16823281 Is it pronounced like booo-eee or boy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:54:28 2017 No.16823306 >>16823290 I dunno, I think it's cute. At least more malleable than 'wruee!' or however Americans hear it. Actually, I wonder what 'moo' is in Japanese.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:54:39 2017 No.16823307 >>16823304 Booo-eee

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:56:10 2017 No.16823311 >>16823304 I've heard it pronouced Booo-heee

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:57:03 2017 No.16823314 >>16823304 The first. Like a 'bouwee!" Only the u sound sticks on the o for just a hair. Just think of a pig squeal and put a B in front of it, and image a cute soft anime girl saying it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:57:23 2017 No.16823315 >>16823306 >Wruee Alright, you got a laugh out of me. But I believe most of the world goes with oink. For cows I guess it's just moo everywhere, just like sheeps are Meehh or Bweehh. I don't know how to type animal noises.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:57:41 2017 No.16823316 >>16823304 When I've heard it said by japanese in anime it's more like bweee

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:58:32 2017 No.16823319 >>16822915 Someone please do this. >>16823315 >But I believe most of the world goes with oink. Pigs go röh-röh though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:00:16 2017 No.16823323 I don't get it though. Don't pigs say oink?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:02:02 2017 No.16823327 >>16823323 And dogs say woof. Ever wonder why some people use wan here instead?

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:02:36 2017 No.16823328

>>16823315
It's not the 'oink' onomatopoeia though, it's the squeal.
And you'd be surprised anon. The anthropological history of language development in isolated cultures effects even the way people hear things. The world speaks in sounds with no set language, we as verbal creatures merely apply our own languages to it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:03:44 2017 No.16823331 >>16823323 This is very cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:03:52 2017 No.16823333 >>16823323 They tend to snort and squeal like "wueeee" more than anything.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:05:08 2017 No.16823334 >>16823323 Welcome to the theory of language 101, Miss Haku will be here shortly

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:05:37 2017 No.16823336 >>16823333 more like weee weee weee, all the way home

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:07:18 2017 No.16823339 >>16823336 I'd 'eat' three P'Orcs if they blew my 'house' down afterward

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:09:16 2017 No.16823343 >>16823334 Going to throw paper air planes at the old hag.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:09:18 2017 No.16823344 File: 140 KB, 404x600, orc00.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16823333 >>16823336 Now imagine when you're screwing your p'orc waifu doggystyle and she kept going "wueee" every time you slammed into hard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:11:58 2017 No.16823352 >>16823344 But I already imagine her doing that every night, the slutty meaty sow who I love very dearly

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:12:14 2017 No.16823354 >>16823343 Prepare to spanked with a yard-stick in front of the class.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:13:29 2017 No.16823356 >>16823344 Kind of hard to think that after watching Deliverance

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:14:12 2017 No.16823361 >>16823354 She thinks she's beaten me? I have a femdom fetish.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:14:32 2017 No.16823363 >>16823352 >>16823339 I'd love a trio of big, meaty P'Orc's to make into breeding sows.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:14:47 2017 No.16823365 >>16823354 >implying she wouldn't just keep you after class for some "disciplinary" action

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:15:09 2017 No.16823366 >>16823361 Oh, is that so? Then you do the spanking! You hit her good so you learn!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:16:02 2017 No.16823368 >>16823366 Now she's just confusing me. I thought I was the one who did bad?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:17:47 2017 No.16823374 >>16823363 This is the correct natural state for those abusable fertile submissive pigs. I don't know why I get such an abuse fetish when thinking of P'Orcs

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:18:29 2017 No.16823377 >>16823363 Three is nice, but I'd personally like to have five p'orcs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:18:49 2017 No.16823379 >>16823368 Yes, but you would enjoy being punished so to punish you in a way you won't enjoy she has to make you spank her, because hurting someone you care about is hard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:19:47 2017 No.16823382 >>16823374 Me neither, all I know is that I want them big, meaty, and submissive to me. >>16823377 I'd go no bigger than four.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:20:05 2017 No.16823384

>>16823374
I mean it says right in their profile that once you beat them they go full sub, to the point that even dying for you would please them
And all that stuff about loving their body just being used harshly just makes them feel like they're being even more loved

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:21:13 2017 No.16823390 >>16823379 That's pretty clever of the clever cow.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:21:26 2017 No.16823392 >you will never let your daughteru drink cum from a sippy cup

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:23:08 2017 No.16823396 >>16823392 good, that's fucking disgusting

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:24:08 2017 No.16823402 >>16823392 >not letting her drink it directly from the source This is why dhampirs go through an edgy phase.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:24:15 2017 No.16823403

>>16823382
I wouldn't do four though, because then you've got an odd number of people. And when sexy time comes, one p'orc is gonna be left out. Five or three gives you an even number of people when you include yourself, and everyone has a partner when it's time for sex.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:25:48 2017 No.16823407 >>16823392 She's too young for that anon. She's gotta have her SE supplement vitamins until she gets a boyfriend.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:26:16 2017 No.16823409 >>16823382 Would you make them walk around naked and draw on their plump asses in marker with how many times you've cum in them so you can see it throughout the day? Put tags on their floppy ears and collar them up to leash at night?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:27:27 2017 No.16823413 >>16823407 This. She can get her SE through her future husband.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:27:29 2017 No.16823414 >>16823403 One P'Orc rides crotch, one takes face, two take hands. Four is perfect. >>16823409 The naked portion I would and I'd rather plug them up so they can show how much they've been used that day. The beds are for cuddling though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:27:58 2017 No.16823416 Cum should go in their coffee and tea, like the good Hatter has taught us.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:28:35 2017 No.16823417 >>16823377 >>16823382 >>16823403 I'd just go with one myself, but I'd absolutely unload on her to make up for the lack of additional holes and bodies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:28:57 2017 No.16823419 >>16823319 And sheep go bää-bää?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:31:20 2017 No.16823426 >>16823392 That's weird anon, if I was and I most definitely would be going to go as far as feeding her my cum i'd just do it naturally.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:31:48 2017 No.16823428 >>16823419 Mää-mää, I say.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:32:12 2017 No.16823430 >>16823419 I like to imagine there are actual black sheep, and that they're the sheep equivalent of a dark elf. Just more rare.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:32:36 2017 No.16823431

>>16823414
That's the stuff. Though I would make mine use a somewhat loose plug so if enough dribbles out I can berate her for making a mess and make her lick it all up.
>spoiler
But absolutely, of course. As ragged and beaten and red as she'd be, it would always be gentle cuddles to end each and every night.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:34:32 2017 No.16823435

>>16823409
I like that first idea. That way you know you're spreading the love around equally. Don't want one girl getting most of the love, otherwise all the other p'orcs will get jealous!

>>16823414
I never thought of it like that. Now I'm just imagining getting ridden by two p'orcs will the other two are masturbating with my hands.

>>16823417
I just want to be the leader of a giant family or tribe of p'orcs. It's a bit hard doing that with only one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:34:37 2017 No.16823438 I want to deny an Alice her aftercare and leave her naked in a messy puddle of cum and sweat and juices!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:34:43 2017 No.16823440 >>16823392 Good. I'm not disgusting and I'm not a daughteru dicker. Although from posts like these I'm starting to think those two things aren't mutually exclusive.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:38:21 2017 No.16823449

>>16823435
Nonsense, you just have to breed her four times as hard!
Then once you have around twenty daughterus transition into comfy lovey dovey mode with your prize breeding sow wife who worked so hard for you.
BUT. Until such a time, the beatings will continue until production improves!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:39:34 2017 No.16823451 >>16823392 I really hope my daughteru wouldn't fall in love with a degenerate or disgusting people with a harem.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:39:59 2017 No.16823452 >>16823435 That's why four are the opimum harem number.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:44:34 2017 No.16823469 >>16823392 >not from the source What kind of irresponsible father are you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:45:15 2017 No.16823474 >>16823451 I wouldn't allow it. You're her father anon, take action.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:45:49 2017 No.16823478 >>16823469 Not that guy, but at least I'm not a daughteru dicking degenerate. She gets her spirit energy from Gummy vitamins until she gets herself a boyfriend.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:47:58 2017 No.16823485 >>16823474 Well yeah, I'd tell her about how things would be with one of those, but I don't think I would need to worry about it too much actually. Daughteru is a smart girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:48:13 2017 No.16823486 >His monster wife's dad allowed him to marry her >Faggot still wants to fuck his daughteru on top of that instead of fucking his waifu - the woman he wanted in the first place How fucked in the head do you have to be

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:49:11 2017 No.16823488 >>16823485 That's good anon. You teach her well.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:49:20 2017 No.16823489 >>16823486 You could go full KDFsilver and fuck them both

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:50:17 2017 No.16823492 >>16823486 I don't understand it either.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:52:18 2017 No.16823502 >>16823486 Right? Imagine if your daughter married a daughteru fucked and you had live knowing that the guy fucking your daughteru is also fucking your grand daughteru.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:54:08 2017 No.16823508 >>16823486 Harems are a thing and in a lot of cases the guy's dad isn't even in the picture. Not every relationship needs to be the same. Besides incubus/monster logic is different, the guy probably wouldn't give a shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:55:23 2017 No.16823511 >>16823508 >Besides incubus/monster logic is different, the guy probably wouldn't give a shit. But you're wrong. You still keep your mind as an Incubus.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:55:52 2017 No.16823513 >>16823508 >guy's dad I mean the girl's dad. Besides monster girls value freedom in love and incubi probably do as well, the whole "allowing" to marry thing likely isn't a thing in MGE.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:56:24 2017 No.16823514 >>16823511 Nope, becoming an Incubus means you gain a monster's way of thinking.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:56:43 2017 No.16823516

>>16823489
>>16823489
>>16823502
>>16823508
Fucking your daughteru makes you:

>An NTRfag for choosing her over your waifu
>A sex-craving slut for being unsatisfied with just your waifu
>Mentally unsound for wanting to fuck your offspring
>A greedy, spoiled faggot
>A bad parent

And yet there's people who try their hardest mental gymnastics to justify it. They're no better than the bad people out there who don't deserve monstergirls.

If you want to fuck a loli so bad, marry one, not your own offspring.

And this shit? >>16823392 /d/ tier. Going into detail about how your own daughteru drinks cum? The fuck is wrong with these people?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:58:25 2017 No.16823522 >>16823514 Care to show me where it says that?

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:58:31 2017 No.16823523

>>16823511
You keep your mind sure but some values and ways of seeing things slightly change.

Even if they didn't, years of living with a monster girl family would cause their way of living to rub off on you. Remember it can take decades for some girls to even get knocked up once.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:59:28 2017 No.16823527 >>16823516 This

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:59:31 2017 No.16823528 File: 41 KB, 520x1054, 1392004470884.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sperm donations save lives!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:00:03 2017 No.16823530 File: 458 KB, 1920x2716, 1491032676695.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Open your heart to the power of green, superior to their inferior normie skin color counterparts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:00:17 2017 No.16823532 File: 396 KB, 1189x817, 1473218526535.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16823392 I'm okay with daughteru fucking provided it's on the adoptive side, but that's just repulsive toddlercon shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:02:02 2017 No.16823534 >>16823528 >Literally a lanky dude with tits and retarded gloves

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:02:06 2017 No.16823535 >>16823523 If that is true. Then fuck that. I'd say nah and avoid becoming an incubus at all costs then. Because fuck having my daughteru marry some degenerate or harem fag.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:02:56 2017 No.16823541 >>16823516 >he's angry

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:03:04 2017 No.16823543

>>16823516
>An NTRfag for choosing her over your waifu
It's not choosing her over anyone, it's choosing both. You can call harems NTR if you like but most people into doujins and lewd material from Japan don't see harems as being anything close to NTR.
>A sex-craving slut for being unsatisfied with just your waifu
I don't think the kind of people into fucking more than one girl will deny being a slut.
>Mentally unsound for wanting to fuck your offspring
It's mentally sound in the setting.
>A greedy, spoiled faggot
That's just personal opinion and subjective, you're getting emotional rather than trying to argue with facts.
>A bad parent
By human standards.

There's also the way you're shoving "waifu" in there like everyone has one, as much as it seems to be the norm here at times not everyone has a waifu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:04:44 2017 No.16823549 >>16823516 I'm not going to shout at daughteru fuckers or anything. Because it doesn't affect me. But to me a lot of this is true.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:05:01 2017 No.16823552

>>16823522
After one has changed into an incubus, the mind also changes so that one's values become nearer to those of the monsters, but compared to monsterization, even if only a little bit, human-like values from the period when one was a human will remain. However, the values and thoughts of an incubus, a being that became a monster's prisoner so much so that it altered the nature of his mind and body, will change to become eager to have sex with monsters. One's lust will swell up like that of the monsters, and disgust towards monsters and sex, etc. will have long since disappeared, and one will change so that he aggressively desires sex with monsters.

>One's lust will swell up like that of the monsters, disgust towards monsters and sex, etc. will have long since disappeared, and one will change so that he aggressively desires sex with monsters.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:05:51 2017 No.16823555

>>16823543
>the way you're shoving "waifu" in there like everyone has one
So you don't have a waifu but you have a daughteru? "Adopted" one to use as sex relief when you could just marry and fuck a loli mg?

Well if waifuism doesn't apply to you, then I guess all that's left is fetishism. Now that tells a lot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:06:45 2017 No.16823558 >>16823530 Going by stature, that's a goblin, yeah? What a cutie. Small girls bring out the good in me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:07:01 2017 No.16823559 >>16823555 A monster you have a sexual relationship or marry isn't a waifu, it's people like you who warp the definition of the word.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:07:09 2017 No.16823560 >>16823516 It's just as bad as mommyfuckers or oneeshit but I don't remember you bitching about it Remember how oneefags said shotas should be "taught" from age of 3? Now that's some fuckery

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:08:42 2017 No.16823565 >>16823516 >being this mad >>16823555 >Well if waifuism doesn't apply to you, then I guess all that's left is fetishism. Now that tells a lot. People are into a porn setting for the porn? Oh the horror.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:08:56 2017 No.16823566 File: 34 KB, 500x644, 6e7168260287d3f5bda0aa9a04832db3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16823534 That's an SMT Lilim.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:09:09 2017 No.16823567 >>16823559 >A monster you marry isn't your wife >The term "waifu" is only applicable if she doesn't exist ???

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:10:14 2017 No.16823571

>>16823552
Well shit then. Guess either I can splash some headcanon on that or just not become and incubus. Even then I'd have to headcanon that because being married to an MG basically means becoming and incubus is inevitable.

Shit man I just want my daughteru to marry a normal guy who treats her right. I could just say normal childhood friend then.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:10:14 2017 No.16823572 >>16823560 Make no mistake, I hate that shit too. Telling you right here and now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:10:41 2017 No.16823575 >>16823555 >"Adopted" one to use as sex relief when you could just marry and fuck a loli mg? >implying a human male adopting a monstergirl isn't likely just an alternate path to marriage

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:11:23 2017 No.16823578 >>16823543 While I definitely don't agree with this >>16823543 angry guy, I do think that's the incorrect definition of waifu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:13:07 2017 No.16823586 I want to teach little Kikis to dance.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:13:48 2017 No.16823587 >>16823566 Yeah, but it doesn't change the fact that this >>16823528 looks just as feminine as bruce jenner

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:14:00 2017 No.16823588

>>16823567
Wife and waifu are different things you nignog. If you're playing a JRPG and you marry a girl in game, is she your waifu? If you answer yes to this you may be an actual retard.

Imagining yourself in a relationship with a monster girl doesn't make her your waifu either, waifufags are an entirely different thing.
>>16823575
He keeps trying to apply human standards to a porn setting based on monster girls with an entirely different moral code so the thought likely never hit him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:14:07 2017 No.16823590 >>16823586 What kind of dance?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:14:21 2017 No.16823591 >>16823571 You don't need to. If you love your daughteru like a normal person then it will stay like that. The only thing that changes there is that you won't feel disgusted to thoughts and the act of fucking her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:14:38 2017 No.16823592 >>16823590 A dance to entertain me around the house.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:15:39 2017 No.16823595 >>16823586 I'd flop my little Kiki's ears so much that they would flop by themselves.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:15:42 2017 No.16823596 >>16823588 >JRPG and you marry a girl in game, is she your waifu? If the player gives enough of a fuck to marry her with his self-insert character, then yes, you goddamned inbred.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:15:47 2017 No.16823597 >>16823560 Man I'm not a fan of shota at all, don't automatically associate people who like older girls with that shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:16:04 2017 No.16823598 File: 135 KB, 2184x1356, _01.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Comfy sheep in sweaters

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:17:12 2017 No.16823600 >>16823591 >The only thing that changes there is that you won't feel disgusted to thoughts and the act of fucking her. Even if that stuff happens I still ain't doing it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:17:37 2017 No.16823602 >>16823598 She looks so content.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:19:14 2017 No.16823607 >>16823600 Then you don't need to worry about it. Live on and raise your daughteru properly.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:20:03 2017 No.16823609

>>16823596
Congratulations, you're legally retarded. In game marriage is a gameplay mechanic and all it means is that you picked her over the other options the game presented to you.

If you play another game with such a mechanic and marry a different girl there are you cheating? Of course not. Waifufags are the kind of people who live and breathe one girl regardless of what they're watching or playing. Waifu is not simply "2d girl that I like."

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:20:59 2017 No.16823612 >>16823597 You already associate yourself with that shit when you use "onee"shit. Just use women/cc or whatever

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:21:44 2017 No.16823615 >>16823598 How many layers of comfy is she on?

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:22:38 2017 No.16823617

>>16823609
If the player didn't like any of the "options", he wouldn't take any romantic route in the game at all, because it's OPTIONAL, you chromosome burglar.

>Waifufags are the kind of people who live and breathe one girl
You underestimate the flexibility of some waifufags. Good job on showing your new.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:22:50 2017 No.16823618 >>16823615 More than humanity could ever comprehend without experiencing it firsthand. So why don't you give her a hug?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:24:48 2017 No.16823624 >>16823618 I'm going to need a safety line for this. If I tug it 63 times, it means I'm out of air, 64 and it means I found the Hellfish treasure.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:26:28 2017 No.16823628 >>16823617 >flexibility of some waifufags Then she's not really their waifu then, is she? Unless we speak of something like the blunderous adventures of not-harem-Anubis anon

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:26:41 2017 No.16823630

>>16823617
See, proved yourself wrong again.
>If the player didn't like any of the "options"
Like does not mean love, you don't have to legitimately love a girl to find the idea of clicking on a marriage option for her in a video game to be cute.
>You underestimate the flexibility of some waifufags. Good job on showing your new.
This coming from the guy who uses the reddit definition of waifu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:28:34 2017 No.16823634 >>16823612 So to like incest with an older girl you automatically have to like shota too? Nah, I'll carry on using onee-san.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:29:16 2017 No.16823638 >>16823516 Could you get any more assblasted

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:29:32 2017 No.16823641

>>16823628
I meant that some people change waifus. Yes, it does happen.

>>16823630
>>16823630
>Like does not mean love, you don't have to legitimately love a girl to find the idea of clicking on a marriage option for her in a video game to be cute.
Then why would you even do it if she didn't captivate you and become your waifu? What do you not understand about that? Are you even capable of understanding?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:29:52 2017 No.16823643 >>16823634 You're kinda setting yourself up for the comparisons, though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:31:40 2017 No.16823650 >>16823643 Onee-san stuff can be a teenager and his CC Onee-san though. The only real thing with Onee-san stuff is incest where the sister is older.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:33:13 2017 No.16823654 Just drop the fucking arguments and unrelated discussions.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:33:21 2017 No.16823655 >>16823641 >Yes, it does happen. Yeah, it can. But if it happens more than once, I'd have my suspicions about just how sincere they are. Then it just smacks of FotM-ism.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:33:54 2017 No.16823661 >>16823650 Incest is cancer in general, whether it's mommy/ daddy or sis/bro

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:34:18 2017 No.16823662 >>16823516 Daughteru fucking disgusts me aswell.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:35:13 2017 No.16823665

>>16823641
>Yes, it does happen.
And people get mocked for doing it and called out on their bullshit.
>Then why would you even do it if she didn't captivate you and become your waifu?
You're taking video games too seriously if clicking on a marriage option has to have some deep, heartfelt emotion behind it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:36:48 2017 No.16823666 >>16823650 Exactly, it can even be an adult and his onee-san. >>16823661 You heard the guy, vanilla only.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:37:08 2017 No.16823667 >>16823665 >You're taking video games too seriously if clicking on a marriage option has to have some deep, heartfelt emotion behind it. You're doing the exact same thing, I'm just debating it on the level you set.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:38:53 2017 No.16823673 >>16823667 I'm taking video games too seriously for having a casual approach to playing? What kind of brain problems do you have?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:40:08 2017 No.16823675 >>16823666 >Vanilla only No. I'll marry a cockroach or something and I'm going to fuck my entire family.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:40:42 2017 No.16823679 File: 218 KB, 895x1068, 1477090944142.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want Automaton that wears pantsu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:41:21 2017 No.16823681 >>16823673 If marriage in videogames is something optional, why would anyone but waifufags do it? In a JRPG, no less? What kind of brain problems do you have?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:41:54 2017 No.16823683 Everyone shut the fuck up and talk about what monstergirl you'd like to bend over and fuck doggystyle until her pussy's stuffed. For the sake of procreation of course.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:43:14 2017 No.16823690 >>16823681 You are aware that even normies go after romantic relationships with characters while playing mass effect right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:43:35 2017 No.16823691 >>16823683 K. I'd do it to a dragon and then she would ride me cowgirl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:44:30 2017 No.16823692 >>16823690 >Mass Effect >JRPG >"Game"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:44:39 2017 No.16823695 >>16823675 >Devil Bugs over Khepri Irredeemable shit taste.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:46:02 2017 No.16823697

One of the reason I detest KC's setting so much is the easy attitude towards sex.

Despite the fact that's it would be as common and socially acceptable a field of work as hospitality, despite the fact that the two would even be blended, as a man who could one day be a father to a cute little daughteru it would tear my heart apart to see her become a stripper, or use her body in any way to make a living.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:46:47 2017 No.16823700 Fuck off /v/

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:47:06 2017 No.16823702 >>16823695 Bugs are all the same.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:48:36 2017 No.16823707

>>16823697
This is what I also fear, and I had some trouble a while back trying to overcome it.

I know deep down in my heart that I trust my daughterus not to lead a life like that. Although they are monsters, I think me and my waifu would atleast want my daughteru to settle down with her childhood friend.

I trust my daughterus not to make me sad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:49:49 2017 No.16823711 >>16823683 Anubis. While I'm hopped up on raging mushrooms. If I'm honest I'd only see myself doing it the way she wanted while on raging mushrooms.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:50:08 2017 No.16823712

>>16823692
A game is a game, it doesn't matter what type and JRPG was an example of a genre because it was convenient.

I'll let it drop because other people are getting annoyed at using video games as a way of debating waifuism but it really ticks me off to see people using waifu like it's some casual term that can be applied to any fictional character they happen to like.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:50:33 2017 No.16823714 >>16823702 Devil bugs are disgusting wenches who revel in filth. Khepri are beautiful queens of the desert who make you their king and restore a lost kingdom. Not all bugs are created equally.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:50:36 2017 No.16823715 >>16823707 Yeah but you're posting in the monsterlady thread on the anime nerd board on four channel. How do you know you won't also fail as a father?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:50:40 2017 No.16823717 File: 193 KB, 850x850, 0b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16823675 >>16823695 >not mouse grills Fags

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:52:29 2017 No.16823724 >>16823697 If she is not from a slutty species then you should be fine. >>16823707 Three anubi?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:52:33 2017 No.16823726 >>16823712 >it really ticks me off to see people using waifu like it's some casual term that can be applied to any fictional character they happen to like. You haven't been here in the past 2 years then.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:53:18 2017 No.16823728

>>16823715
You speak the truth and it hurts. Anon I'm not sure how I'd become a good father or even if I will succeed, but I never know unless I try. And besides, my waifu would probably give me a whole trolley full of books that say how to be a good father. I'd probably also need a lot of support from my waifu to handle the pressure

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:53:55 2017 No.16823729 >>16823715 Honestly it's not that hard if you just don't drink habitually and don't more or less ignore the kids. Apparently that's too hard for some people.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:56:23 2017 No.16823736

>>16823724
>three anubi

Yup, and I've come to accept now that's it's ok for them to fuck and marry their child hood friend. Me and my waifu would probably even give them tips and advice on how to dominate her childhood friend in bed.

Because that was I ensure that she's happy, doesn't make the wrong decisions, marries a good man I trust and I get granddaughterus. Lots of them. I'm talking ATLEAST 6.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:56:43 2017 No.16823738 >>16823711 Would you want her to caress your face as you start coming down from the raging mushroom boost and tell you you did a great job before pulling you in close to fall asleep in her arms?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:57:13 2017 No.16823741 >>16823728 >Anon I'm not sure how I'd become a good father or even if I will succeed, Same. >>16823729 I dunno, lots of ways to fuck up a kid. Like dicking them.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:57:19 2017 No.16823743

>>16823697
>One of the reason I detest KC's setting so much is the easy attitude towards sex.
That's the entire point of the setting, it was made as a way of escaping the oppressive day to day life of being a japanese salary man, a fantasy about a land of sexual liberation with an easy day to day life.

It's not meant to be something you think about too hard and worry over though because that defeats the point of him making it. If you want your daughteru to be pure then she's pure because she only exists in your head anyway. Just enjoy the lewd thoughts about your chosen monster girl and the cute thoughts about your would be daughters.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:59:03 2017 No.16823750 >>16823741 Well, in MGEland if you're dicking them you've already accepted that they will be living the rest of their life dependent upon you. If not, papa is shortsighted AND stupid.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:59:19 2017 No.16823751

>>16823697
>>16823707
Just like your waifu, your daughter would be a monster too. She might fall for an older guy because MGs get lewd so much faster than humans, or grow up into a turboslut, or become a part of a harem, or something else that monsters consider normal. Atleast at that point you would be an incubus and not care that much.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:01:08 2017 No.16823753 >>16823555 We've come to the point where being fetishistic in the Monstergirl thread is considered 'telling' in a negative light You guys are fucking hilarious sometimes

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:01:29 2017 No.16823755 >>16823741 Daughterus, adopted or otherwise, are for hugs not dicking.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:02:13 2017 No.16823757

>>16823738
>spoiler

Fuck anon you're hitting really hard at my heart. I'd absolutely love for that. My waifu is good at hitting my weak point like that.

What I'd give to have her tell me I did a good job and she was proud of me while stroking my face.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:02:49 2017 No.16823759 >>16823736 Well, just keep in mind that things might not go as planned. Sure it would be a good guy but it may not be their childhood friend and all of that. Be careful with nasty fetishes too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:03:08 2017 No.16823760 >>16823743 Fucking this What the fuck happened to make this one of the most puritan threads on 4chan

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:03:23 2017 No.16823762

>>16823743
>it was made as a way of escaping the oppressive day to day life of being a japanese salary man
This is true
>a fantasy about a land of sexual liberation with an easy day to day life.
This is not. The escape is a 10/10 exotic and interesting waifu who loves you and will literally get addicted to your dick. This pleases the heartboner and the penis, and is what a lifeless salary man needs.

Sexual liberation is just fetish garnering.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:03:43 2017 No.16823763 >>16823757 Just do your best and make it clear to her you love her. She'll love you right back.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:04:11 2017 No.16823765 >>16823751 Yeah no. Stop pushing your shit. If they don't want it, they don't want it. It's their fantasy and changing something that small is fine. Otherwise see >>16823743

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:04:30 2017 No.16823767 File: 394 KB, 3000x1755, 1485126952828.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16823697 >One of the reason I detest KC's setting so much is the easy attitude towards sex. You can fuck right off then.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:05:16 2017 No.16823770 >>16823762 Nigga there are Blowjob practice plants For children Canonically Eat a dick with that 'it's not about sexual liberation'

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:06:04 2017 No.16823773 >>16822915 >all in their underwear >I'm on a spaceship >oni in her underwear I assume I have morning wood, I'm going to point it at the oni and waggle my eyebrows suggestively, hopefully we'll feed each other

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:06:09 2017 No.16823775 >>16823759 Aslong as it's someone I trust and I know will treat her right. If not then there's going to be problems.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:06:11 2017 No.16823776 Ok, you really need to stop that shit Check out new lewd pics http://imgur.com/a/glmaf

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:06:21 2017 No.16823778 >>16823767 I'm legit shocked how anyone could hold his opinion

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:07:06 2017 No.16823780 >Suddenly people enforce KC's shitty canon as if it were law l m a o

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:07:51 2017 No.16823784 >>16823753 It's because fags don't see MGE as just quick fap session anymore, they see it as legitimate real place they want to live in and get triggered by "haram" fetishes

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:08:32 2017 No.16823785 >>16823770 The sad part is they actually exist. You know, the more I actually come to accept KC's canon. The less I actually want to have daughterus.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:08:35 2017 No.16823786 >>16823770 Yes because we all come to this thread and discuss how much we want to suck on blowjob practice plants, Mr."I don't know what garnishing means"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:08:39 2017 No.16823787 >>16823775 That's why you gotta meet them and see for yourself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:10:31 2017 No.16823791 >>16823787 I sure as hell would. Going to test if they're husband material for my daughterus. I'm not letting one detail slip trough the cracks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:10:37 2017 No.16823792 >>16823778 He's probably a lefty or some shit.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:11:41 2017 No.16823795

>>16822915
Depends on what mealtime it is.
Flapjacks and sausage if it's breakfast.
Turkey sandwich, strawberries and chips if it's lunch.
Mozzarella stuffed Burger and curly fries if it's dinner.
Then I guess I'll hang out with them, shoot the shit about our families back home and how excited I am to get back to mine once this space station construction is done.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:11:45 2017 No.16823796 >>16823762 Fuck off faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:12:07 2017 No.16823799 >>16823784 If it were solely made for quick wanks, there'd be no reason for MGs to settle down or for KC to throw in loads of anti-cuck rules. MGE is equal parts escaping a strict society and waifu stuff.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:12:12 2017 No.16823800 >>16823785 You were probably never meant for daughterus. With that many insecurities and nor believing in yourself they would surely turn out broken.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:13:08 2017 No.16823801 >>16823800 Self-fulfilling prophecies and all that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:13:24 2017 No.16823802 >>16823780 Only if it supports their own personal argument. Still hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:13:44 2017 No.16823803 >>16823743 >a fantasy about a land of sexual liberation with an easy day to day life. >Forgetting the dystopian ending where both races fuck to extinction

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:13:46 2017 No.16823804 File: 468 KB, 1886x1762, 0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wedding dress kelp

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:14:22 2017 No.16823806 >>16823800 It's not being a bad father for wanting your daughterus not to turn out like turbo sluts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:14:39 2017 No.16823807 >>16823800 >I can have a daughter who isn't doing what literally all the other girls her age is doing >I can have a daughter who is mentally healthy and adjusted Pick one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:15:24 2017 No.16823809 >>16823804 Good. Great girls deserve happy lives.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:16:24 2017 No.16823812

>>16823762
>This is not. The escape is a 10/10 exotic and interesting waifu who loves you and will literally get addicted to your dick. This pleases the heartboner and the penis, and is what a lifeless salary man needs.
Except KC himself has said on multiple occasions the escape is meant to be a lewd one.

If it's more about the cute waifu idea to you personally then great, you found something in it but it was primarily intended to be for the sexual fantasy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:16:31 2017 No.16823813 File: 368 KB, 640x600, zombo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16823807 >mentally healthy and adjusted >MGs

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:17:46 2017 No.16823815 Oh cool it's another "your daughterus will become sluts :^)" episode.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:17:54 2017 No.16823816 >>16823804 >bio-luminescent flow kelp she could light up her lake and make it look like space

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:18:27 2017 No.16823818 >>16823799 Anti cuck rules exist because only the mentally ill want to be cucked, same goes for why mamono mana fixes gays.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:19:30 2017 No.16823820 >>16823815 >it's another "I don't know what monster girls are :^)" episode

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:19:37 2017 No.16823822 File: 239 KB, 1495x2048, sweet_sheep.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16823598 sheep are incredibly comfy and infinitly cuddleable

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:19:48 2017 No.16823823

>>16823812
Maybe it's because I failed to make myself clear when I first posted, but there is a difference between having a lewd escape with your adoring, eternally beautiful wife in your own home.

And having a sex-saturated "Sexually liberated" society as well where little girls are riding the buss driver's lap on the way to school because they "forgot" their money. And their panties. And the cock is inside them. And the only reaction is a faint hint of jealousy.

One is a comfy escape that pleases the dick. The other is "nope" tier.

One doesn't require the other.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:19:49 2017 No.16823824 >>16823813 >People have a fetish for girls dying without ever finding love and then being resurrected as undead with broken minds just to get dick Do I seriously have to point out how ridiculous this is? This is some somber /d/ shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:20:50 2017 No.16823826 >>16823820 Policing fantasies is what it is. Who gives a shit if someone doesn't want their daughteru to be a turbo slut?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:21:12 2017 No.16823827 >>16823824 Buddy, I think this thread might not be for you. Nobody said YOU had to fuck the squishy dragon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:21:29 2017 No.16823828 >>16823815 Why are you even giving them attention anon? Let them starve and do what needs to be done. They'll go away eventually.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:21:36 2017 No.16823830 File: 403 KB, 638x900, 1464738012820.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16823824 you know, this whole thread and mgs in general are on a wide spectrum of fetishes right?

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:21:40 2017 No.16823831

>>16823815
That's not what this is about, it's about people worrying too much about porn.

If you don't want your fictional daughter to be a slut then she's not a slut because she's the creation of your mind but saying the lewd side of the setting ruins it is like saying strawberries ruin strawberry cake, sure you can take the strawberries out of it but then you might as well have ordered a different cake.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:22:56 2017 No.16823835 >>16823824 >This is some somber /d/ shit This may come as a shock to you but monster girls are /d/.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:23:16 2017 No.16823837 >>16823824 You're in the wrong thread mate.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:23:31 2017 No.16823838 >>16823826 >Policing fantasies Where do you think you are? You every tried discussing anything that goes against the norm? Go ahead, give it a go.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:23:35 2017 No.16823839 File: 875 KB, 1000x848, three headpat moon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember to pat your waifu and daughterus regularly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:23:59 2017 No.16823840 >>16823835 >monster girls are /d/ Here we go

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:24:07 2017 No.16823841 >>16823831 The lewd site of the setting doesn't ruin it. But when you say "oh the setting is lewd thus your daughterus will be sluts" is just fucking annoying.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:24:15 2017 No.16823842 >>16823823 >little girls are riding the buss driver's lap Hello boner.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:25:17 2017 No.16823847
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Y'all know there's a whole lot of methods for MGs to get husbands that aren't "sucking every dick until one doesn't leave," right?
It's up to you to ensure your daughters get proper education in other tactics, though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:25:51 2017 No.16823851 >>16822406 I don't quite remember which ones those are supposed to be, so I've no idea. If I've missed any demon recolours link 'em to me and I'll add them to the collection.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:25:56 2017 No.16823852 >>16823839 Daughterus are for headpats after they come home and show your their A+ they got on a test. If she's got monster ears then they're for rubbing. If she's got horns they're also for rubbing combined with the headpat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:26:33 2017 No.16823856 >>16823835 Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:26:42 2017 No.16823857 >>16823847 >Y'all know there's a whole lot of methods for MGs to get husbands that aren't "sucking every dick until one doesn't leave," right? But that's the only one they every use.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:27:02 2017 No.16823858 >>16823852 But what if your monster daughteru turns out like yourself? My monster daughteru would be bringing home C's and the rare B.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:27:44 2017 No.16823860 >>16823847 You're right anon. I should look into schools for them so they can learn all they'll need to know. >>16823852 This is the correct answer at all times. Though I'd be proud of my daughterus no matter what their grades were.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:27:55 2017 No.16823861

>>16823847
What are the other tactics? Have sex with a guy until he's addicted?

Still I agree with you. Not daughteru of mine is taking the "sucking every dick until one doesn't leave" route but instead is finding herself a nice boy she loves and loves her back so she can fuck and marry him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:28:19 2017 No.16823862 >>16823857 Here you go, don't spend it all in once place.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:28:46 2017 No.16823864 >>16823858 Be proud of her anyway anon. You know the struggle, so make sure she doesn't get overwhelmed with it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:29:09 2017 No.16823866 >>16823822 even regular sheep are great to hug, one hugging back would be perfect.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:29:09 2017 No.16823867

>>16823847
A lot of the people bitching about this would make terrible fathers. The majority of girls are highly susceptible to social trends. I doubt many of these fucks could raise a daughteru who isn't a raging club-slut. That means my daughter's peer group is going to be full of the "sucking every dick until one doesn't leave" caste.

I know what I'll do. I'll school my daughter in an undead kingdom, and pay for her class to be undead "kids" who are actually respectable adults and some centuries old.

They'll teach her to be a cultured and respectable lady.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:29:21 2017 No.16823868 >>16823858 Then you still give her headpats because what matters is that she tried her best. >>16823860 >spoiler That is also the correct answer. But still encourage her to do her best.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:30:15 2017 No.16823870

>>16823840
>>16823856
I'm not saying they literally belong on /d/ but you have to admit that women with the lower half of their body replaced by a snake/horse/spider and with mindsets distinctively different from humans are a pretty out there fetish compared to vanilla.

I know it's easy to forget when you've been into monster girls for years but they're not really normal in any sense of the word and I'm not saying that's a bad thing, they're just different.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:30:17 2017 No.16823871 File: 113 KB, 1096x1004, 1473222887570.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16823866 I see you understand

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:32:07 2017 No.16823876 >>16823867 Nope. I'll raise mine right. I know I will.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:32:22 2017 No.16823877 >>16823861 >(human) traditional courting >seduction >throw him over your shoulder and take him back to your rape cave Just off the top of my head. All of which work just fine so long as you encourage them to stick with the one they pick.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:33:14 2017 No.16823882 >>16823804 Aaaww.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:33:23 2017 No.16823884 >>16823867 That's also why you raise your daughteru somewhere nice. MGC is not a place to raise kids.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:34:13 2017 No.16823886 >>16823868 I'd teach all my daughterus to do their best, but not get sad when they don't get the best, if that makes any sense. I want to give my wurm adopteru a big hug when she comes home with her first A+.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:35:48 2017 No.16823893 >>16823867 That won't end very well, but sure. >>16823858 I mostly got Bs, so that would be nice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:36:09 2017 No.16823895 >>16823876 If you're fine with KC's canon setting, I highly doubt you will. In fact I will state definitively that you won't. On a side note, are you saving up money to chip in for the revolving door she'll operate on the street corner at night?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:37:22 2017 No.16823901 >>16823895 C'mon mate, you're trying a little too hard there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:37:37 2017 No.16823902 File: 547 KB, 2069x1455, Lesser_Succubus_extra_art.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would be nice to have sex with a monster while she figures out what she can do.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:37:51 2017 No.16823903 >>16823893 >That won't end very wel I was joking, but what makes you say that?

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:38:21 2017 No.16823906

>>16823877
I like all of those. I know I'll raise em right. And I will make it my priority they know to stick with the one they pick.

>>16823886
Good man. A daughteru who's father encourages her to do her best while also not getting angry when she doesn't get the best is a daughteru raised well.

>>16823895
Yeah like >>16823901 said. You're basically throwing the hole rod into the water.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:39:03 2017 No.16823910 >>16823871 I'm from sheep farm not the Welsh-kind. It's in my blood to hug cute and comfy sheep.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:39:25 2017 No.16823913 File: 156 KB, 1098x739, C8j9CDKU0AAMOV-.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What the hell is this thing and why did KC retweet it? Because it looks like a rejected Bloodborne weapon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:39:51 2017 No.16823916 >>16823901 I don't get it. I honestly have no faith in your ability to raise a respectable daughteru. I'm not baiting or anything.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:40:45 2017 No.16823918 >>16823913 Where do you even hold it? Does it attach to your arm?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:41:16 2017 No.16823921 >>16823913 He retweets practically everything.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:41:19 2017 No.16823922 I'm not giving you another one, buddy.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:42:11 2017 No.16823928

>>16823906
I know what it's like for homework to stress me out, so I want to make it easier for my daughterus.
Gonna pick up my biological Demon daughteru when I notice her starting to get too stressed and carry her over to the living room to decompress with some vidya.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:42:29 2017 No.16823930 >>16823922 I literally just said that I wasn't looking for them though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:42:32 2017 No.16823931 >>16823922 His game is weak. He needs to reel in and recast.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:44:09 2017 No.16823938 >>16823931 Hard to reel in when you just chucked the whole rod into the lake.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:44:46 2017 No.16823942

>>16823928
Luckily my daughterus wouldn't really get stressed that easy and are quite capable of handing school work I imagine. Just due to the nature of their species. But still, a good parent always keeps and eye out and I'd be there to support them all the way, making sure they're not being pushed too hard, not only by their mother but by themselves.

>spoiler

Damn anon that sounds really nice of you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:46:48 2017 No.16823950 >>16823938 Maybe if he's lucky a mermaid will come get it for him.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:47:59 2017 No.16823952 [DELETED]

>>16823938
>>16823931
While you're playing this game, I've another question. What's up with the attempt to convince yourself that any one who holds a different opinion to you is being insincere and is looking for attention? It's like "It's bait" is a meme at this point, but meme's at least have a sense of self awareness.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:50:27 2017 No.16823961 >>16823942 You gotta remember to have them exercise too. Don't want them to be failing PE.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:50:39 2017 No.16823962 >>16823918 I guess you can swing it around like the Orphan of Kos' Yo-Yo placenta blade.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:50:57 2017 No.16823964 >>16823847 >anons move to MGE land for easy fugs >teach their daughterus to pick only the best >second generation mg are 3dpd chad only The irony

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:52:47 2017 No.16823969 >>16823961 Their mother has that sorted. Jeez she'd be really hard on them aswell. Gotta do your exercises though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:53:10 2017 No.16823971 >>16823964 Whatever, I got mine. Fuck 'em.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:53:35 2017 No.16823972 File: 339 KB, 812x1185, 1489367280691.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How can i make a tall dominatrix vampire addicted to my blood and semen?

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:53:46 2017 No.16823975
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From the ushi-oni profile: "Normally they live deep in the mountains, but sometimes ushi-oni come down from the mountains and attack human settlements seeking men. At that time, if they find a man who strikes their fancy, they’ll shoot out webbing that is almost like a rope, tie him up, and take him back home deep in the mountains. . .Once they’ve gotten a hold of a man, they (and presumably the victim) never show themselves around humans again."

Must be terrifying for the nearby villages subject to sudden ushi-oni raids.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:53:54 2017 No.16823977 >>16823964 Not sure about other anons. But all I want for my daughterus is someone who will treat them right and love them. I don't think I'm asking for much.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:54:49 2017 No.16823981 >>16823964 >Settling down with the first man they run into = 3dpd super-picky If anything, I'm doing anons to come a favor.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:54:58 2017 No.16823983 >>16823964 >Chad >The best Only in looks. I'm teaching mine to only seduce rich young men with significant ability.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:55:04 2017 No.16823984

>>16823928
>Spoiler
That's the stuff anon, though I agree with >>16823942 in the fact that my daughteru wouldn't get stressed very much at all. She is very prone to getting overexcited though, so removing her from whatever situation and carrying her over to where she'd sit in my lap while I play video games or over to the bedroom to just cuddle and listen to calm, happy music would be one of the best fatherly duties.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:55:14 2017 No.16823986 >>16823942 When you're stressed out, you're not going to get anything done. Decompressing is important. When it's all said and done though, I just want to be there for my daughteru.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:55:30 2017 No.16823988 >>16823972 Blood and wine, lad. Blood and wine. Then, coffee or tea with 'cream.'

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:55:54 2017 No.16823991 >>16823902 >Town gets invaded >Nice girl next door crush gets turned into a monster >Pins you down and ties you up as she experiments, figuring out all the ways she can get you off and the things you seem to like the most.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:56:13 2017 No.16823993 >>16823972 Learn your body and learn to cook. Learn what foods make your blood taste the best.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:56:47 2017 No.16823995 >>16823983 So chad but with money.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:57:11 2017 No.16823999 >>16823969 That's good to hear. School will be a breeze to them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:57:13 2017 No.16824001 >>16823913 Ordig and darh? Can anyone read that english text? Also apparently its SSS tier

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:57:25 2017 No.16824003 >>16823991 >Crush next door sees you always trying to get a look at her feet >She gives you a foot job Nice

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:57:47 2017 No.16824004 >>16823177 Those big fluffy side ears are just too cute I wonder if they'd look better if their color was the same as her hair

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:58:09 2017 No.16824005 File: 499 KB, 1100x854, 1485183970695.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16823975 i find it scareousing

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:58:35 2017 No.16824009 >>16823995 Chad with money, most of which her earned through his own displays of resourcefulness and adaptability. Then I'll rest easy and focus on making another daughteru.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:59:04 2017 No.16824010 >>16824001 Oh, it must be an OC lilim!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:00:38 2017 No.16824014 >>16823983 >I'm teaching mine to only seduce rich young men And you wonder why women love money so much.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:00:50 2017 No.16824015 >>16824001 >>16824010 >Also apparently its SSS tier What do you expect from what is more or less the japanese equivalent of this: https://i.imgur.com/naALzBD.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:01:20 2017 No.16824017 >>16824014 I've never wondered. It's financial and social security.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:04:06 2017 No.16824024 >>16824015 So this is what Saphirette does in her spare time? I mean, she is cute and I would really spend some nice quality time with her, but damn.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:04:17 2017 No.16824025 >>16823984 >comfy listening to music with daughterus Underrated as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:04:26 2017 No.16824026 >>16823516 This man speaks the truth.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:04:50 2017 No.16824028

>>16824003
Well of course but she has to make sure she tries it all out.
>How does he like it best? Should I pin his cock against him with one foot and simple stroke up and down? Or maybe between both soles, or both arches. Or maybe I could stroke it between my toes. Should I sit on his face while I do it? Oh, maybe rid him with my feet on his face! Well only one way to find out

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:04:54 2017 No.16824029 >>16824025 What are you even supposed to play for daughterus?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:05:56 2017 No.16824032 >>16824028 That kid is in for the time of his life >ywn have this

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:06:03 2017 No.16824034

>>16823983
So something most anons hate in this world and sole reason they want to move to mge land?

>second generation of beta anons in mgeland rrreee about fucking feminists and chad only whores
>create super monster girl land
>move there
>teach their daughteru to fuck chad only
Eternal circle

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:06:25 2017 No.16824035 >>16824029 Dadrock

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:06:29 2017 No.16824036

>>16824029
Not him, but my daughteru prefers classical music. Sometimes she'd listen to classic rock because it's what her mother and I like most, and sometimes she'd listen to music from her favorite TV shows, but classical would be her all-time favorite.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:06:59 2017 No.16824038 >>16824005 If a ushi uni came rampaging down to me i would be scared diamonds i just hope she doesnt break me too quick, i wanna make her happy with lots of spidercow daugherus

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:07:08 2017 No.16824040 >>16824029 BFG Division.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:08:13 2017 No.16824042 >>16823984 Good parenting right there. Daughterus should looked after by their daddies and their daddies should make sure their daughterus are always alright.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:08:46 2017 No.16824044

>>16823964
Meet the new boss
Same as the old boss

Stop complaining about fetishes, that is all I'll chip in to all this. If people want it, let em have it. Moreover if someone does dislike your jam, whether it be super vanilla or corruptionberry, deal with it and agree to disagree.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:08:53 2017 No.16824045 >>16824034 I don't want my daughter marring some faggot who can't make her life comfortable.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:09:05 2017 No.16824046 >>16824029 The memeiest most cancerous songs you can find.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:10:15 2017 No.16824048 >>16824044 *unless it's futa, yuri or NTR

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:10:20 2017 No.16824049 >>16824029 >Automaton daughteru listens to dubstep >automaton waifu immediately takes away her headphones and scolds you for letting your daughteru listening to porn

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:11:25 2017 No.16824053 >>16824048 I'll take it. Liliraune's get a pass though. Deal?

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:11:50 2017 No.16824054

>>16823697
>>16823707
>>16823743
Monster girls naturally have a very liberal idea of sex, and through incubization so will you. You won't care if your daughteru goes nuts when she comes of age because to your and your waifu: it's natural.

And as much as I wish monster girls were real, they're nothing more than fantasy. We will never be with our waifus or have daughterus together. But because it's nothing more than fantasy, your fantasy can take on any form you want. If you want you're daughterus to be pure and lead wholesome lives, then they will. If you want your waifu to be pure when you meet, then she will.

Besides, if monster girls ever did become real and make it this world, it's pretty much a guarantee that you won't get the type of species you want. You'll most likely end up with the first or second one that proactively dates you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:12:12 2017 No.16824055 >>16824053 Ye.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:13:06 2017 No.16824057 >>16824054 >Spoiler That's why the ultimate dream is to go to them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:13:13 2017 No.16824058 >>16824044 >>16824053 Consider me in agreement.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:13:15 2017 No.16824059 >>16824054 >"But what about X that I don't like" >"It's okay, you won't care." >"But I do." >"I'll make it so you can't." Worst way to solve anything.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:13:24 2017 No.16824060 >>16824054 There are some MGs that will come if you think about them hard enough. It's a gammable system.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:13:31 2017 No.16824062 >>16824054 Amen. Doubt people will listen but really, it's fiction for crying out loud.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:14:16 2017 No.16824066 >>16824060 The ol' Shog loophole.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:14:49 2017 No.16824068

>>16824054
>they're nothing more than a fantasy

October, anon.

But really I don't think I'm asking for much when I just want my daughterus to settle down with the first person they meet. They can fuck them to their hearts content but just aslong as they're in a loving relationship, then I'm fine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:15:55 2017 No.16824074 >>16824044 >>16824048 >>16824054 Good to see some reason return to the thread. I blame the Hatter posting from earlier. Damn butt-tea.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:16:08 2017 No.16824075 File: 1.52 MB, 2899x976, latest.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pros and Cons of a undead harem? was thinking something like:average Wight,tall lanky Vampire and shortstack Dullahan

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:16:53 2017 No.16824078 >>16824044 It's kind of funny how many neurotic or "shotgun dad" daughterufags we have here. MGE isn't exactly the optimal place for having a cute family or pure daughterus, considering how the monsters are.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:17:01 2017 No.16824079

>>16823804
10/10
Would marry and let her cling on me til death do us apart
She looks extra cute with human limbs but I still prefer kelp arms and feet

>>16823913
It's an OC cursed sword, the artist has been working on it for a while I remember seeing sketches of it a while back

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:17:57 2017 No.16824082 >>16824075 cold feet in bed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:17:58 2017 No.16824083 >>16824079 I guess it's a matter of time before we see it attached to a host?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:18:31 2017 No.16824088 >>16824075 >Pro It's undead >Con It's a harem There.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:19:45 2017 No.16824091 >>16824078 This is a landing place for a lot of other things that lead someone to fantasize about a non-harmful ideal family life. And that's fine, so long as everyone understands it's a shared space.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:19:58 2017 No.16824092 >>16824040 From over sized speakers that peel wallpaper of the walls?

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:20:16 2017 No.16824094

>>16824075
Pros
>obvious pros to having a harem
>Cuties who will all be hugging every inch of your body for warmth
>because they're Undead, feeding them isn't a necessity
>undead girls a best

Cons
>obvious cons to having a harem
>You're going to have a lot of rigor mortis to deal with
>good luck getting up in the morning where all those girls don't want to let go from their personal heat source.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:20:20 2017 No.16824095 >>16824075 >Pros Undead harem >Cons YOU'RE ALIVE

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:20:40 2017 No.16824096 >>16824082 Socks

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:21:29 2017 No.16824099 >>16824068 >October, anon I wanna believe! But I know I'll be let down.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:22:02 2017 No.16824100 >>16824066 precisely the one I had in mind!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:22:12 2017 No.16824102 >>16824094 >all those girls don't want to let go from their personal heat source. You mean their communal heat source.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:22:18 2017 No.16824103 >>16824095 NOT IF I BECOME A LICH SKELETON!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:23:04 2017 No.16824104 >>16824044 Fine. But I won't like it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:23:06 2017 No.16824105 >>16824078 But not all monsters end up sluts and neither will daughterus? I hate how this is constantly being forced down our throats. It's a shared space like anon said, just let us be.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:23:46 2017 No.16824107 >>16824075 That Jiangshi is cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:24:14 2017 No.16824111 >>16824102 Yeah, s-sorry.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:24:26 2017 No.16824113 >>16824075 I want a Wisp, Phantom, and Ghost for spectral harem shenanigans.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:24:54 2017 No.16824115 >>16824100 Interesting choice of words Mastah.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:24:59 2017 No.16824116
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>>16824094
>You're going to have a lot of rigor mortis to deal with
Only Jiang-Shi have that issue, but I wouldn't doubt that Wights and Liches appreciate good massages and ass smacks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:26:18 2017 No.16824120 How angry would a Dullahan get if you ductaped her mouth and leaved her head out of the room you are making out with her body with?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:26:25 2017 No.16824122 >>16824044 >If people want it, let em have it Hah no

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:27:17 2017 No.16824125 >>16824116 I would love to give a Lich a massage after a long day of experiments.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:29:35 2017 No.16824132 >>16823964 Not my fault you're all bad at parenting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:29:47 2017 No.16824133 >>16824113 please i cant handle jumpscares just imagine getting home from work,house is totally empty then out of nowhere your three waifus pounce on you

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:30:31 2017 No.16824135 >>16823975 The demon spider's gonna get ya!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:31:07 2017 No.16824137 >>16824053 I just treat them as selfcest or enticing masturbation and it's fine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:31:47 2017 No.16824144 >>16824133 Anon I think that's exactly what a lot of anons here want to happen to them.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:32:08 2017 No.16824146

>>16824044
Part of me really wonders out of all the material people who are judgemental about fetishes could be drawn to, why they would willingly choose to follow MGE if they get upset by so much stuff.

Sure futa, and NTR are okay to dislike for obvious reasons, one is pretty gay and the other is extremely unpleasant but apart from them just do whatever. It's not like anyone around here is asking for hyper inflation or guro.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:32:13 2017 No.16824147 >>16824135 Not if i mate press her before she presses me!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:33:48 2017 No.16824158 >>16823975 >Zipangu is arguably the most peaceful region >They still have rapist spiders and exhibitionist weasels When will monster girls learn about consent?

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:34:04 2017 No.16824162

>>16824146
>It's not like anyone around here is asking for hyper inflation or guro.

Give them an inch and they'll step a mile. Also from the "degenerate fetish" post I believe we had last thread. There's a lot of degenerate stuff people would post if we let them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:34:06 2017 No.16824163 >>16824133 >tfw no matter where you go, your waifus could follow. >sitting on toilet, waifu comes through wall behind you to lean on your shoulders. >taking shower, other waifus face begins to appear in the reflection in the mirror

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:34:44 2017 No.16824166 >>16824147 You're right, we're gotta get her before she gets up. Let's round up all the men in the village, find her cave and subdue her, then a brave man can creampie her until she's satisfied.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:35:10 2017 No.16824168 >>16824158 I'm not sure. Try organising a class at your local MG school to teach about the importance of consent.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:35:37 2017 No.16824170

>>16824146
Again, there are a lot of people who have ended up here for very different reasons than sexual fantasies. And that's fine, but everyone just needs to understand that there are some people here who just want a good taboo fetishistic nut. Just as it should be respected the other way around.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:35:45 2017 No.16824171 >>16824162 Within reason obviously, /d/ exists for a reason.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:35:53 2017 No.16824173 >>16824158 The minute they can conceive fertile sons.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:37:04 2017 No.16824176 >monstergirl island game is getting a monsterboy Topkek

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:37:47 2017 No.16824179 >>16824120 Maximum mad. But if it's a tsundere it's justified

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:38:31 2017 No.16824182 >>16824176 So?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:39:06 2017 No.16824186 >>16824166 >ushi oni dries up every men and shes still not satisfied nice job now we are screwed

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:39:13 2017 No.16824187 >>16824170 Sadly it usually doesn't play out that way and nobody respects each other.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:40:38 2017 No.16824195 >>16824186 Plan B. We seal her away as an ancient evil, only for her to be unleashed 10000 years later, very vengeful and sex-crazed.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:40:45 2017 No.16824199

>>16824170
>Just as it should be respected the other way around
Exactly, I can agree with that. I'm not going to say to a guy that his daughter is off to join a harem and get fucked while chugging multiple wonderland potions and if they don't tell me that I'm a faggot for wanting to do that with a harem of Cheshires completely unrelated to them then we're cool.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:40:51 2017 No.16824202 Reminder that taste is subjective, and that you really shouldn't get mad at others posting things that conflict with your standards and morals. You know it's going to happen regardless. Either scroll past or contribute for those who share your values.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:40:58 2017 No.16824204 >>16824179 its a bitchy tsundere the kind of waifu that cooks your meals at the wrong temperature

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:41:21 2017 No.16824206

>>16824162
I think one takeaway from that experience is that there are plenty of people with 'degenerative' fetishes here that are mature enough to not bring them in the thread. I believe it's reasonable to expect that in turn, if someone happens to be very vanilla they can accept and not berate those who are trying to discuss other fetishes that are perfectly canon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:41:44 2017 No.16824207 >>16824176 Thank fuck I don't play it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:41:59 2017 No.16824209 >>16824176 Wait why is it still called monstergirl island then if there's a boy?

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:42:47 2017 No.16824211

>>16824176
Already called the dev a fag elsewhere.
>>16824182
For a start it's monsterGIRL island and he's added a fuckable guy, despite previously saying he wouldn't. He's selling out to vocal faggots with money like CoC did before, next will be the furry with a barbed dick.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:42:54 2017 No.16824214 >>16824199 Exactly this. Let's all be friends and respect each other.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:43:39 2017 No.16824218 >>16824195 thats worse,after she wakes up shes gonna drag every man in a 100KM radius and make them her dispenser bitches

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:43:55 2017 No.16824220 >>16824209 It's a trap. Traps count as girls, just like alps

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:44:26 2017 No.16824222 >>16824211 Again, so what? You don't have to play it. And even if you do, you don't have to fuck him. Seems like an easy problem to avoid.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:45:01 2017 No.16824227 >>16824218 But it won't be OUR problem

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:45:33 2017 No.16824230 >>16824222 True but we can also complain about it if we like.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:46:12 2017 No.16824237 >>16824227 Dammit people, this is how ancient evils are born

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:46:44 2017 No.16824242 >>16824230 Sure, I'm just sayin'.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:47:02 2017 No.16824246 >>16824176 Source on that?

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:48:02 2017 No.16824252

>>16824168
>Teacher Anon tries to teach horny, hormonal teenager MGs about consent
>Gets raped less than 10 minutes into the class

>>16824173
That's MGE's good end where the Chief God will get BTFO and the DL will reign supreme
I think MGE as it currently is is more interesting and attractive as a setting and maybe even as a hugbox
You need bad to contrast with the good

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:48:24 2017 No.16824254 >>16824227 well thats true Perfect plan! nothing could go totally wrong!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:48:39 2017 No.16824259 File: 81 KB, 399x405, _01.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16824222 >unironically asking what's wrong with monsterboys /monster/ pls go >>16824246 Patreon, discord. There is a shitstorm on discord right now

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:48:54 2017 No.16824262 >>16824204 That body is getting impregnated and the head should get splashed with love juices.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:48:54 2017 No.16824263

>>16824222
>you don't have to fuck him
That's the problem, previously there were plans for a harem end where you got everyone. Guess what, if he adds a guy then your harem end will now involve a homosexual and you'll likely have to fuck him to unlock the harem in the first place.

It seems like a very odd move to include guy on guy action like that when it's going to chase off more people than it will attract as gays are a small minority.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:49:51 2017 No.16824270 >>16824176 Into the trash it goes

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:50:05 2017 No.16824271 >>16824259 >unironically triggered I guess nobody gets to cast the first stone here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:50:09 2017 No.16824272 >>16824259 >There is a shitstorm on discord right now Is the guy being stuborn about it or is he seeing other people's points at least?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:50:18 2017 No.16824273 File: 214 KB, 800x503, Jiiiii~.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16824252 >W-When a man and a woman love each other very much...

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:50:29 2017 No.16824276 >>16824263 Every harem should get an Alp. That way they can stop existing. This wasn't a solution that I was expecting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:50:35 2017 No.16824277 >>16824262 Even if shes beet red of fury the next morning?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:50:57 2017 No.16824280 File: 351 KB, 933x1000, space-anubis_small.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16821287

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:51:10 2017 No.16824282 >>16824263 Hm, if that's true that would be shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:51:33 2017 No.16824284 >>16824276 Eh, I'd take an alp. You can probably do some pretty kinky things with them. That and you can't tell the difference once they're far enough along.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:51:47 2017 No.16824287 >>16824252 I think I'd try to get raped by teacher a class on consent. But I'd make it hard for them, I'd wear a chastity cage. And I wouldnt consent

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:51:59 2017 No.16824289 >>16824280 I want to see this Anubis with that cute helmet on.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:52:19 2017 No.16824291 >>16821287 If Raijus are Sith who are the jedi?

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:52:24 2017 No.16824293

One final thing: some of y'all need to recognize when a post is a joke or clearly just a lighthearted troll or shitpost. The whole argument started out of someone clearly saying something that shouldn't have been taken seriously or even if so was utterly benign, yet it got taken at face value yet again and blown up into shitflinging.
Chill sometimes. Use yer noggin and think if what you're replying to isn't actually just someone messing around. And even if not, is your angry response really necessary.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:52:27 2017 No.16824294 >>16824272 >I said no futa or gay but traps aren't gay >kek, triggered, homophobe? :D etc

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:53:06 2017 No.16824296 >>16824277 Just have her body shuush her down. Maybe by having her suck on your cock. >>16824252 They hire better teachers than thaqt, c'mon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:53:38 2017 No.16824299 >>16824293 I do a good portion of the time and in a way it's quite fun. I'm chill like the cool kids.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:53:49 2017 No.16824301 I have recently developed a taste for grapes. I want discuss and taste different types of grapes with Satyros. It would be even better if she has small vineyeard. Maybe one day she invites me to taste very special, well aged wine from her cellar.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:54:21 2017 No.16824304 >>16824293 >y'all You're an annoying faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:54:34 2017 No.16824305 I want to build a containment suit for an Ice Queen so she can go outside without freezing everything!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:54:48 2017 No.16824308 >>16824301 I thought this was going in a different grape-related direction. Shame.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:55:37 2017 No.16824312 >>16824294 Does it he want to lose money? Treating potential customers or patreon backers like that is a fantastic way to do that. Plus he previously turned down adding a trap.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:55:39 2017 No.16824313 >>16824301 >I recently developed a taste for grapes I imagined a Demon and a Apophis biting their lips before realizing you were talking about grapes grapes. I bet they are off pouting somewhere now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:55:42 2017 No.16824314 >>16824015 >That copyright symbol at the bottom My sides are in pain.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:56:00 2017 No.16824315 >>16824259 i would

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:56:13 2017 No.16824318 >>16824308 Nobody likes your snakes. They got tossed aside like old rags for Demons.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:56:22 2017 No.16824320 >>16824301 i expected blueberry demons or jiangshi

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:56:24 2017 No.16824321 >>16824301 >spoiler Oh? I see where you're getting at. Nice, anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:57:26 2017 No.16824325 >>16824318 Be honest, how were they even able to compete from the start?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:57:55 2017 No.16824327 >>16824211 >like CoC I distantly remember seeing some warning signs long before this happened, but I disregarded it back then.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:58:00 2017 No.16824328 >>16824220 Fucking anything that has either the body, genitals or mind/past of a boy is pretty gay desu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:58:27 2017 No.16824331 >>16824280 Mass Effect with MGs, could it be done?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:58:49 2017 No.16824334 File: 237 KB, 1024x1376, the_next_woobie_by_cerberus123-db4nxol.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:59:02 2017 No.16824335 >>16824204 That head is going in a box and is getting stuffed in the bottom of the closet. She can come out once the isolation has made her desperate for affection.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:59:18 2017 No.16824336 >>16824331 ayylmao's are pretty much MGs already, aren't they?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:59:25 2017 No.16824337 >>16824328 Trapfaggots are a cancer that needs to be gassed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:59:25 2017 No.16824338 >>16824312 The vast majority of normies and anons are totally fine with traps. >>16824315 Only very small minority will get triggered over this

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:59:41 2017 No.16824340

>>16824325
They were basically the only option for purple fetishists who didn't want to fuck a loli. (Devils)
Then Demons showed up and, well, why would anyone stick with the girl whose entire profile has nothing to do with how she acts once you actually fuck her? Grapesnakes were a mistake.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:59:54 2017 No.16824342 >>16822861 >>16822876 >Anubis in white dress >Splash water on her >Dress becomes translucent as it clings to her tan brown body Nothing finer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:00:16 2017 No.16824343 >>16824296 >Implying teachers are anything more than rapebait for students The only teachers worth a damn are Hakutakus

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:00:20 2017 No.16824344 >>16824318 Now now. Black sclera sisters gotta look out for one another. Even if my grapeberry corruptionmuffin is superior.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:00:42 2017 No.16824348 File: 371 KB, 620x913, 4851ce71347f955ce5a13f6d8eac65dc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What kind of TV programs would certain MG have? >Dullahan >1000 Ways to fug

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:00:42 2017 No.16824349 >>16824338 Vast majority are totally fine with futa too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:00:43 2017 No.16824350 >>16824337 This honestly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:00:51 2017 No.16824351 >>16824318 Was this hostility really necessary? Couldn't you have at least tried to be humorous about it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:01:29 2017 No.16824356 >>16824338 >this faggot thinks he speaks for everyone here based on the post of one resident ESL faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:01:29 2017 No.16824357 >>16824338 >The vast majority Citation needed. One guy being a homo and saying he would isn't proof of a majority.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:01:50 2017 No.16824363 >>16823528 >Start playing Persona 5 >For some reason Succubus, who is normally level 25, is level 10 >Lilim, who is normally level 11, is level 32 I am confuseled.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:01:52 2017 No.16824364 >>16824351 The truth is harsh.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:02:02 2017 No.16824366 >>16824314 Fuck dude what if 4chan gets sued and goes under all because he posted that here?

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:02:22 2017 No.16824368

>>16824340
Eh, I din't know. Grape snakes do seem more agressive and delicious than demons.
They have that really long hair and naughty face going, plus she is pretty nasty with her poison and we all know how many sluts there are here.

Demons are more vanilla.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:02:32 2017 No.16824371

>>16824344
This. They need to unite.

>>16824343
You're telling me that I could possibly get turned down at an MG school for being male, just because they think students wouldn't be able to concentrate? That school has a lawsuit for sexism on their hands!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:03:09 2017 No.16824376 >>16824349 If the majority of anons were fine with futa it would be allowed on /h/ and not banished to /d/ where it belongs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:03:39 2017 No.16824380 >>16824343 It's like those dudes that fall for smug and dominant lolis. Such a shameful thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:03:47 2017 No.16824381 >>16824293 >y'all >yer You still have a point but why did you have to type it out like some drunk redneck?

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:04:37 2017 No.16824390

>>16824364
No, I'm being real here, sir. Do you just enjoy putting other people down because they think differently from you? I wasn't even insinuating anything, it was just a stupid "ha ha I thought you meant" post and you come waltzing along trying to turn it into another stupid internet slapfight.

Like, what do you get out of that? I'm genuinely curious.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:04:45 2017 No.16824391 >>16824015 My biggest gripe with this is that it's shoddy linework doesn't make it look pointy enough to poke people with.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:04:57 2017 No.16824392

>>16824342
Now that's delicious. I'm not a big fan of purposely making my Anubis confused and uncomfortable. But it's nice to imagine splashing her with water and her body getting exposed under the wet translucent robes, only to go into confused "sex instinct" mode and violently rape me or bend over and offer herself to me.

I wouldn't do it but it's nice to fantasize.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:05:08 2017 No.16824395 >>16824381 Probably brain problems.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:06:00 2017 No.16824402 >>16824380 The shame makes it better though.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:06:38 2017 No.16824409

>>16824371
They wouldn't turn you down, in fact they'd pay you even more than your female counterparts because of the dangers you will be faced by on a daily basis

>>16824380
I was thinking more about high school
MG middle schools would definitely have plenty of rapists too, anything younger than that would be pretty chill and relatively safe depending on the species of your students

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:06:43 2017 No.16824411 >>16824348 >Lich >Potions of the world >It's just a Lich and her husband traveling the world testing traditional potions from all the countries of the world >kinda like all the food shows that travel but every episode is 50% drugged sex.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:06:47 2017 No.16824412 >>16824391 its shoddy*

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:06:57 2017 No.16824413 >>16824335 that sounds cruel anon,if i ever saw my waifu cry my heart would break

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:07:02 2017 No.16824414 I hope Anon gets caught staring at Nile Crocodile Girls sunbathing topless, while visiting Egypt.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:07:45 2017 No.16824418 >>16824308 >>16824313 >>16824320 Well, I do like that kind of grapes as well. Have liked them for a long time actually. Just that I bought edible grapes again recently and have been hooked to them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:07:59 2017 No.16824420 File: 513 KB, 771x1100, New golem.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I would like t see when a golem carves my name into her arm

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:08:16 2017 No.16824421 >>16824318 >implying they even appeal to the same crowd as demons Sure there's some crossover with people who like "evil" girls but their body types and way of going about things are entirely different.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:08:31 2017 No.16824424 >>16824331 Well, Asari, Quarians, Turians and Angara kinda count. I'd say Krogan but I think that crosses a line.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:08:38 2017 No.16824426

>>16824376
>If the majority of anons
He said normies. And there's a lot of futa shit being generated by them.

Also, /h/ is for vanilla, so that's a bit unfair. Tentacles are a pretty vanille fetish in relation to how deep the rabbit hole goes, and that goes on /d/ too/

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:08:40 2017 No.16824427 >>16824390 I'm simply making a laconic observation of what happened to all the (former) Apophis love.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:08:50 2017 No.16824430 >>16824402 It's weird to even call you a man. At least you aren't into crossdressing like I know some people here are. >>16824409 I can see them being really agressive to teh teachers, but that's why they should hire prefessionals.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:09:24 2017 No.16824432 what if i feed grapes to a grapesnek?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:09:50 2017 No.16824434 >>16824409 I demand compensation if I ever lost my virginity.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:10:02 2017 No.16824435 >>16824357 I don't mean some bunch of autists here but majority of anons in general. Re zero catboy, trap from oresenshi and other anime traps are always well received and loved

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:10:26 2017 No.16824439 >>16824392 Very nice fantasy indeed. And I agree, I wouldn't just randomly splash a bucket of water on my waifu. But there are other ways by which that dress could get wet, clingy and see-through. Getting caught in the rain, for example.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:10:40 2017 No.16824441 >>16824426 >The vast majority of normies and anons That was the exact copy and pasted quote, he said anons.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:11:32 2017 No.16824444 File: 1.14 MB, 2480x3344, MG-4-eng1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] does anyone read monster girls on tour?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:11:35 2017 No.16824445 >>16824409 >anything younger than that would be pretty chill and relatively safe >when they start wanting to fuck at 8 or earlier

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:11:44 2017 No.16824446 >>16824435 Vocal minority, gays don't get much love in anime so when they do faggots who are depraved of content are extremely loud about it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:11:46 2017 No.16824447 >>16824336 Yeah, that's right. I answered my own question about two seconds after posting. Hmm, never pictured an MG species being alien visitors until now. Abduction story turning into a cute romance? I like the sound of that.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:11:50 2017 No.16824448

>>16824430
There's just something so arousing about being overpowered and bossed around by a Loli though, and the shame factor makes it better. Especially if she overpowers me.

Don't worry I'm not into cross dressing.

>>16824432
She's assumes her ultimate grape form.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:12:25 2017 No.16824455 >>16824435 Anon, it's not normies who are watching those. At all. And the majority of anons haven't even touched those.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:13:11 2017 No.16824457 >>16824441 Go ask /a/ or /v/ what they think about traps and see for yourself

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:13:39 2017 No.16824462 >>16824448 SMUGPHOBIS?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:13:41 2017 No.16824463 >>16824439 I don't know if I'd be able to contain myself if we got caught in the beginning of the rain season in her homeland. I'd see her wet brown body and I'd have an urge to just start worshiping it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:13:57 2017 No.16824464 >>16824427 u wot Well keep on being ironically confrontational to make a statement, my dude. More power to you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:14:21 2017 No.16824467 >>16824432 There is no if. You will feed your Mistress grapes while pampering her other ways.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:14:46 2017 No.16824469 >>16824462 Yes. 『SMUGPHOBIS』

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:14:48 2017 No.16824470 >>16824463 As well you should!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:15:34 2017 No.16824473 >>16824464 And you are free to continue tilting at windmills.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:16:28 2017 No.16824476

>>16824457
/a/ had plenty of fetish chart threads at one point were people filled out their likes and dislikes, traps and futa were nowhere near as popular as they would seem if you were just going by thread OPs.

Loli was consistently popular but traps were not.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:16:49 2017 No.16824477 >>16824467 Such as rubbing her purple scaly tail and warm her at night?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:16:51 2017 No.16824478 Corruption is not nice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:16:59 2017 No.16824480 >>16824448 That's good and all but I still think calling normally would be wrong. Maybe "little bitch" would fit you better or something.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:17:49 2017 No.16824487 >>16824478 I think that it all depends on the context really.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:18:14 2017 No.16824488 Whatever happened to that faggot who made all those pretentiously worded posts and claimed he was going to be a writefag anyway? Did he get tired of having to open a tab to a thesaurus every time he posted?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:18:38 2017 No.16824490 >>16824480 >he thinks that doesn't make me more aroused I'd love to be teased by her and given degrading nicknames. I can't help I love getting bossed around.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:19:02 2017 No.16824491

>>16824434
You say that now but I bet you'll willingly losing it to that Holst who goes to PE without a bra on and keeps leaking milk because her tits bounce too much when she runs

>>16824445
That's just the age they reach sexual maturity
Unless you got Ushis in your classroom you should be ok, though they might rape you still if you're visibly asking for it

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:20:40 2017 No.16824497 >>16824478 Corruption is hot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:21:30 2017 No.16824503 >>16824487 The only context that is acceptable is if the person being corrupted is 100% willing and has not been manipulated. Rape however is never acceptable for a monster girl to do.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:22:21 2017 No.16824507 >>16824478 I still say its a shitty thing to do to someone, but at least one of the most vocal guys on this subject now understands some anons feel this way.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:22:28 2017 No.16824508

>>16824491
>You say that now but I bet you'll willingly losing it to that Holst who goes to PE without a bra on and keeps leaking milk because her tits bounce too much when she runs

Fuck you're right. I'd willingly lose it to a Holst like that. Jesus christ I'm diamonds just thinking about it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:22:40 2017 No.16824510 >>16824503 Is good joke comrade!

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:23:36 2017 No.16824515
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>>16824448
>There's just something so arousing about being overpowered and bossed around by a Loli though, and the shame factor makes it better. Especially if she overpowers me.

This is my fetish. She has to be smug too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:23:38 2017 No.16824516 >>16824503 Sometimes people don't know what's best for themselves so it's a neccesary solution.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:23:59 2017 No.16824518 >>16824490 Yeah, no return for you. The best end I can see for you is a loli using you as a chair while periodically grabbing you by the hair and calling you her little bitch or nasty whore. Maybe even stepping on you a few times.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:25:29 2017 No.16824523

>>16824491
>You say that now but I bet you'll willingly losing it to that Holst who goes to PE without a bra on and keeps leaking milk because her tits bounce too much when she runs
Fuck man I'm not even much of a tit guy and even I think that's pretty damn hot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:26:14 2017 No.16824528 >>16824516 That is not something that should be done, if people want to be left alone and uncorrupted then it should stay that way.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:26:56 2017 No.16824529 >>16824518 Sounds perfect.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:28:31 2017 No.16824535 >>16824516 My issue with corruption is that you're just forcing someone to think in the way YOU find acceptable. I'd wager corruptionfags wouldn't like something like this done to them if it was a mindset like chastity.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:28:43 2017 No.16824538 >>16824259 >>16824176 /monster/ is outraged by this shit too. The dev is a confirmed faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:31:43 2017 No.16824542 >>16824538 >/monster/ mad >people here who wanted to play it aren't happy >his own discord isn't pleased >patreon are probably cheesed off too >but nah it's just a minority of his fans who are bigots

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:33:07 2017 No.16824550 >>16824542 As shitty as it is, 99 of every 100 fans could be pissed but if that 1 fan is happy AND supporting development with donations or Patreon, they're always going to be favoured.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:33:11 2017 No.16824551 >>16824542 He's not actually calling people bigots is he? Because that's going to piss off moderates.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:34:14 2017 No.16824554 >>16821255 I don't recall this being posted by Latenight earlier, in what thread did he?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:34:24 2017 No.16824556 The Sabbath section of the world guide was rather lewd now I go back and look at it. Especially the Baphonet's quotes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:34:50 2017 No.16824560 >>16824554 He likely drew it on the Discord IIRC.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:34:56 2017 No.16824561 >>16824551 Apparently he was and saying people were triggered according to someone earlier in the thread. >>16824550 Problem is if the people who were supporting his patreon and aren't happy with this pull their support he's going to feel it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:35:38 2017 No.16824564 I'm glad that, no matter how much stuff KC adds, Monster Boys are still a hard no. Even the Siths are more tolerable than Monster Boys.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:36:20 2017 No.16824568 >>16824560 Can confirm, he just sketches stuff based on what people say and no one can predict when, much like here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:38:01 2017 No.16824573 >>16824542 His discord in favor of it though. It ranges from "FUCK YEAH" to "not my taste but all fetishes are welcome"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:38:50 2017 No.16824577 >>16824573 That's because Discord is trash.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:38:55 2017 No.16824578 >>16824542 Did he actually call them bigots? this guy deserves a helicopter ride.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:39:35 2017 No.16824581 >>16824573 Probably because anyone arguing otherwise got banned. That's how it usually goes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:40:52 2017 No.16824586 Would you play a monster girl game if the protagonist was a futa

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:45:06 2017 No.16824601 >>16824560 There's a discord?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:45:44 2017 No.16824605 >>16824564 He added alps and siths, and shoved incubi in the setting too. Don't you think he's dangerously close?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:47:05 2017 No.16824613 >>16824605 >monster >GIRL >encyclopaedia KC is dumb but he's not that dumb.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:47:21 2017 No.16824615 >>16824605 No.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:48:00 2017 No.16824618

>>16822866
>having someone blow into their ears?
Volunteers who are given the right to act as law enforcers and blow into offending anubis ears with impunity? Sounds like an idea.
Alternately, portal spells right on top of the anubis ears so they can be blown into from anywhere.

>>16822876
The great thing about soft, baggy anubis robes?
There's enough room in them that you can get under her robe and share it with her. It's like a couple sharing a really big sweater, or wrapping up together in a blanket.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:48:13 2017 No.16824619

>>16824605
Alps are genderbend (and technically remove gay, which is nice), already commented on siths (Cait Sith is cute, in a cute mascot way. Cu Sith is bleh though.) and incubi is just getting a minor super power to fit your waifu better, like water breathing or fire proofness.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:48:57 2017 No.16824623 File: 177 KB, 1280x720, 017.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16824586 That game has been out for a year already

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:49:22 2017 No.16824626 >>16824619 >Cait Sith is cute, in a cute mascot way. Cu Sith is bleh though Cait sith are shit pets, you nigger.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:49:35 2017 No.16824627 >>16824619 >(Cait Sith is cute, in a cute mascot way. Cu Sith is bleh though.) Caits are basically massive shitheads. At least Cu are useful.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:50:54 2017 No.16824635 >>16824623 Fuck off with your faggotry.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:52:17 2017 No.16824639 >>16824635 There's a proper way to deal with shitposters that involves 2-3 easy steps.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:52:35 2017 No.16824641 >>16824619 >remove gay >by adding trannyshit I would rather have fags just fucking in backgrounds than having trannyshit. Ideal and easiest gay removal would be DE curing their fagginess

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:54:21 2017 No.16824645 >>16824641 Why is KC appealing to gays anyway? Why does everything have to fucking appeal to gays too

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:55:23 2017 No.16824649 File: 157 KB, 1181x1748, 1491512123613.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Friendly reminder that Aquatic Ladies are the best.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:55:32 2017 No.16824650

>>16824619
>Alps are genderbend
That's true but some will disagree and call them trannies when it's not the same, both their body and mind are warped by magic to the point where it's female both inside and out.
>Cait Sith is cute, in a cute mascot way. Cu Sith is bleh though
I can fully agree with this.
>and incubi is just getting a minor super power
Not even powers in a lot of cases, just living longer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:55:39 2017 No.16824651 >>16824645 He's not appealing to gays. Why would gays want to be girls? It's a japan thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:57:14 2017 No.16824657 >>16824651 because thats what the profile says

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:57:24 2017 No.16824658 >>16824618 Robes are just perfect, I think the other Anubis fag's waifu in robes solidified my positive opinion on them. >It's like a couple sharing a really big sweater, or wrapping up together in a blanket. That's my fetish.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:57:40 2017 No.16824659 >>16824507 Cheers~

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:58:08 2017 No.16824661
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>>16824619
To be completely honest, I don't have an issue with the Cait or Cu Sith. I mean, I'd never dick one because that'd be like fucking the Snuggles bear with an actual vagina. But so long as the people who like them (As I'm sure at least one writefag doesn't hate them, or one lurker/poster) doesn't try to force them down people's necks they're pretty ignorable and/or fine in my book.

The entire point about MGE is escapism and if you want to fuck furries you can, or commit yourself to a mental institution, or watch CSI/Read Yellow Pop since apparently fur feels better on the skin (According to furries).

So unless you're a certain, unnamable faggot and try to justify literal pseudo-penis penetration on a Gnoll or being on the receiving end of a futanari cock as not being gay because it's a chick with a dick, you're pretty okay in my book.

Especially since Male x Trap and Male x Futa is just trying to justify your fascination with homo-erotic encounters by going halfway so you can basically be an attention whore who never commits.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 16:58:58 2017 No.16824667 Is incorporating spells, foods and potions into sex with an MG considered "normal" to them? I mean the way KC described it they sounded like fun little ways to boost sex to incredible heights. But then again that's exactly what they are.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 17:00:06 2017 No.16824669 >>16823975 All right, come clean, how many people in here originally thought she had 2 eye patches and she was going full Blind Beard the Pirate for funnies? I mean look at that smile. That's the smile of happiness.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 17:02:01 2017 No.16824676 >>16824661 >that'd be like fucking the Snuggles bear with an actual vagina There's an image I don't want but is not imprinted in my mind

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 17:02:02 2017 No.16824677 I want to make and stare in my own consentecle porn.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 17:03:28 2017 No.16824680 >>16824667 I imagine MG like to use those during their honeymoon or some special occasion unless you are married to the MG that provides said thing like manticores or basilisks,then they will be using those any time they feel like it

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 17:06:00 2017 No.16824684 File: 1019 KB, 1685x1750, 4289805aea57e4d0872869ce5b683282.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How big and tall do you like your undeads?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 17:07:13 2017 No.16824688 >>16824684 Strongfat and nine feet tall. Those are my limits

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 17:08:23 2017 No.16824692

>>16822951
>>16822953
These are all reasons why I'm fairly certain I've got a 0G fetish of some sort.
Floating sex with an anubis set against the backdrop of space, watching her hair fan out and her breasts bounce would be my personal heaven, straight up. Then there's being able to slowly lick up droplets of her sweat and stuff, with her able to follow a cumshot through the air, line herself up with it, and drink up all the globules.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 17:08:26 2017 No.16824693 File: 3.37 MB, 1300x2481, 1486269112754.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16824684 7ft. of soft Undead tiddies and ass. YUGE Lich when Latenight?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 17:12:00 2017 No.16824707 Sometimes all the canon to MGE is overwhelming.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 17:15:30 2017 No.16824721 >>16824707 >Is it related to Order? >Then it's purity >Is it related to Monsters? >Then it's corruption It's not that hard anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 17:15:59 2017 No.16824724 >>16824054 >and through incubization so will you >it's natural It's almost a week past April Fool's, you don't need to make jokes like that any more.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 17:16:22 2017 No.16824725 >>16824707 Most of it's pretty straight forward, the only concrete rule is to not being an edgy faggot and the rest is pretty flexible.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 17:16:40 2017 No.16824726 >>16824707 Think of the MGE as a buffet. Sure, there's a shitton of food, but you're not there to eat all of it. You just pick and choose what you like until you're full.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 17:16:44 2017 No.16824727 >>16824684 >How big and tall do you like your undeads? Smaller and shorter than me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 17:17:02 2017 No.16824730 >>16824707 Well you're in luck, it looks like translations have come to a dead halt ;_;

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 17:17:20 2017 No.16824734 >>16824444 Tell me about this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 17:19:21 2017 No.16824739 >>16824727 So you only like to bully shortstacks?

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 17:19:49 2017 No.16824740

>>16824721
I guess I'm just stupid then.

>>16824725
>edgy faggot

I don't know how it's possible to be an edgy faggot in a setting like MGE. Unless you want to become "super MG slayer order ass kissing mega faggot".

>>16824726
Very true but I like to make my setting as close as possible to the canon because I like the canon. Some parts are a bit much for me and I just sprinkle a small pinch of headcanon on it but other than that is pretty much all vanilla.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 17:19:59 2017 No.16824741 >>16824730 >MGE translations stops >MGE content slowly grinds to a halt >The thread moves on, focus drifting away from MGE until it's barely mentioned more than once or twice a thread in passing God, if only.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 17:20:59 2017 No.16824746 >>16824740 >I don't know how it's possible to be an edgy faggot in a setting like MGE. Unless you want to become "super MG slayer order ass kissing mega faggot". Basically that yeah, don't be Grigori and you're cool.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 17:22:22 2017 No.16824751 >>16823902 I like to imagine a scenario like in that game, where a human girl gets corrupted and then 'taught' by the monster who did it how to best rape the man she likes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 17:27:16 2017 No.16824760 >>16824692 Sex in 0G is uncharted terrain. You could get Monstergirl Space Agency to fund it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 17:28:18 2017 No.16824763 >>16823902 I want the girl next door to turn into a cute lewd Succubus who has an obsession with sitting on my face. Where can I go to see this being done?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 17:29:07 2017 No.16824766 >>16824649 This kind of sleek design is so great, it looks so soft and pleasant to the touch on top of being extremely visually appealing That Zelda fish is cute but her body proportions are messed up, I'll stick to Mershark

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 17:29:26 2017 No.16824767 >>16824741 You're delusional.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 17:30:05 2017 No.16824769
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>>16822915
>You will never experience "The Expanse" but with monster girls
>You will never work hard to make an honest living in the belt
>You will never have zero g cuddles with your space anubis after a day of mining ice

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 17:30:41 2017 No.16824772 >>16824767 Well, it's only a dream of a paradise that probably will never be.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 17:31:22 2017 No.16824774 >>16824692 See >>16824280 Truly it is what I aspire to more than anything else.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 17:35:50 2017 No.16824786 >>16824280 I really really like big meaty paws!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 17:36:47 2017 No.16824790 >>16824741 MGE is the only good monster girl setting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 17:37:10 2017 No.16824793 >>16824280 It's fun to imagine having a comfy space exploring life with my Anubis.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 17:40:00 2017 No.16824799 >>16824772 A paradise with a dead thread because no one gives enough of a shit about other settings.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 17:40:08 2017 No.16824800 >>16824739 Undead are not for bullying. Also shortstacks are lame

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 17:41:07 2017 No.16824804 >>16824799 He's probably the sod from earlier complaining about the MGEs focus on sexytimes.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 17:42:47 2017 No.16824809

>>16824790
MGE is a garbage setting. It just does the best job it can at pandering and being a substanceless den of escapism.

>>16824799
I'd like to think that people would be able to talk about other monstergirl setting given the abscence of MGE, but who knows.
I get the strong feeling that a considerable amount of posters here aren't in it so much for the monstergirls, but the lewd and comfy fantasising.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 17:44:19 2017 No.16824812 >>16824804 Can you like stop assuming every shitposter is the same person? It's like you're convinced that it's some organized attack on the thread or someshit.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 17:45:00 2017 No.16824815

>>16824809
What other settings though, most of them are anime/manga and would be booted off /jp/ faster than you could say posting standards if they were the focus.

That leaves visual novels and lets face it, we have enough visual novel readers here to count on one hand at best.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 17:45:02 2017 No.16824816

>>16824809
Ever thought that maybe MGE is the best setting we have that doesn't include bullshit like furries and monster boys?

Because there is a very limited amount of settings for monster girls that aren't garbage. You're free to talk about those settings. Nobody is stopping you. Stop complaining and actually make discussion.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 17:45:55 2017 No.16824819 >>16824809 >complaining about escapism on a Siberian Curry forum

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 17:45:56 2017 No.16824820

>>16824760
If you wanted to do it completely unassisted, you'd need pretty damn good upper body strength, too.
You might not need to cope with weight, but you'd still need to overcome mass and inertia.
Say you've got your space anubis in your arms, and she's wrapped her own arms around your neck to keep herself steady as you enter her. With nothing you push off of, you'd need to manually "pump" her entire mass up and down repeatedly.
For those people who couldn't pull it off, it'd be easier to do with a smaller girl.
But a regular sized anubis could still help by wrapping her legs around you for leverage, and pumping with her own arms in sync with your movements. And honestly, if you're an anubisfag, and you're not working out to improve yourself and get stronger: what the hell is wrong with you?

Forget using the onboard resistance machines. If you want to avoid muscle atrophy, just go through the entire space karma sutra with her.
I like to think I've put some level of thought into this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 17:46:50 2017 No.16824823 >>16824809 >Complains about MGE having no substance >Gives zero alternatives If you just want to be a whiny bitch then you should have picked a different topic.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 17:47:20 2017 No.16824824

>>16824816
>that doesn't include bullshit like furries and monster boys?
But it literally does though. If you're going to make the argument that a piece of monstergirl media isn't worth talking about because it has unsavoury elements in it, then you have to say that MGE isn't worth it either.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 17:48:30 2017 No.16824829 >>16824800 Shortstacks are literally built for bullying and impregnating

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 17:50:12 2017 No.16824836 >>16824824 Answer the posts asking what settings you would rather talk about, you're tiptoeing around the issue and not giving any alternatives, it's looking like you just want an excuse to bash MGE and have no real argument for a better setting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 17:50:56 2017 No.16824838 >>16824829 True statement. Just as tallelegants are made for seducing you and teasing you for popping a boner just looking at them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 17:51:05 2017 No.16824839 >>16824820 >spoiler H-Heh, yeah. A-Amiright?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 17:51:49 2017 No.16824842 >>16824809 What other? EMG? kek And having no setting at all would be even worse, constant donut steel OCs bitching and "my headcanon should be threadcanon fuck off"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 17:52:08 2017 No.16824844 >>16824824 Come on anon. What setting do you want to talk about then? Let's have a discussion together.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 17:52:15 2017 No.16824845 >>16824824 Not an argument.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 17:53:45 2017 No.16824851

>>16824815
Not him but this has always been the monstergirl thread, everything monstergirl from everywhere. Hell, the only reason stuff like EMG died down in discussion here was because a bunch of fags didn't want to leave /a/ when the rest of us did back in 2014. And look at them now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 17:54:16 2017 No.16824853 File: 1.16 MB, 1500x972, TIgoDNA.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16824820 Why does space life with an Anubis sound so perfect? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKrk7qDNKuo

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 17:55:02 2017 No.16824859 >>16824820 >Spoiler Don't remind me... I was already having existential quandaries last night about personal determination and how it relates to deserving love or not last night. I don't need you reminding me too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 17:55:54 2017 No.16824867 >>16824836 >>16824844 >>16824845 And here's the part where he stops replying. >>16824851 And what other setting are talked about? None, random pixiv art of generic girls doesn't count as a setting.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 17:57:49 2017 No.16824883

>>16824839
Just do it Anon. Hell, just bodyweight exercises will do.
If you don't want to be a strong, dependable husband with arms an anubis can be safe in, you might actually be more retarded than me. Or, y'know, get stronk so that when an anubis dominates you, she feels even better about it. I'm not gonna judge you, except I will, if you don't get stronk for an anubis in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 17:57:53 2017 No.16824884 >>16824867 Dude I'm asking you if you want to talk about any settings. You seem so inept on bashing MGE and complaining that no enough other settings are talked about yet you refuse to talk about them yourself?

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:00:14 2017 No.16824895

I want a Minotaur with so much height, tits, hair, and especially muscle that she looks like someone turned all her body settings to max to confide in me her troubles and let me roll with her greaser-esque gang as someone under her protection
Then I want her to fall for me and rape me silly while confessing, afterward being twice as protective of me and treating me like a prized delicate piece of fine China. Except when she's fucking me, cowgirl or reverse cowgirl every time.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:00:41 2017 No.16824899

>>16824867
>And what other setting are talked about?

Used to be whatever monstergirl media was coming out at the time, not even the setting. New season of Bahamut is coming out. That should have a few fair girls. Granblue too. There's a Z-ton Hentai coming out next month, not based on any of his comics.

People were memeing about some of the Japari Park girls just last thread.

Those sort of things.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:01:44 2017 No.16824902 >>16824884 What? I'm on your side and saying he's going to stop replying because people asked him for settings he likes.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:02:15 2017 No.16824907

>>16824883
I ain't going to blog post too long.

>Just do it Anon. Hell, just bodyweight exercises will do.

I'm lazy man. Really lazy. I couldn't get off my ass for shit.

>If you don't want to be a strong, dependable husband with arms an anubis can be safe in, you might actually be more retarded than me.

Now that's just making me feel sad. I want to be the perfect husband I can possibly be for her. But wanting and doing are different things. I've tried in the past but I usually gave up or slowly stopped and went back to my old self.

>spoiler

Like I said, I want to give her that pride and happiness in me being a better person. I need her help, I need her to smack be over the back of the head and tell me to stop being such a lazy shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:02:43 2017 No.16824910 >>16824899 >Granblue >monstergirl setting

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:03:38 2017 No.16824914 >>16824902 Oh, well shit sorry man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:04:10 2017 No.16824916 >>16824910 Did I call it a setting? No. I said it had some girls in it.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:04:35 2017 No.16824918

Any one watching Clockwork Planet? Pretty interesting so far. Automaton falls out of the sky and into a dude's home in a giant coffin. She's shut down, so he opens her up and sticks his long hard thing inside and screws her.

She immediately calls him mastah too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:05:06 2017 No.16824920 >>16824899 People post Dorafs all the time in here, what are you talking about? >Z-ton Come on dude.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:05:13 2017 No.16824922

>>16824899
>Used to be whatever monstergirl media was coming out at the time
Most of it isn't board friendly.
> New season of Bahamut is coming out
Anime, belongs on /a/ and has a monster boy in the main cast.
>Granblue too
/jp/ related since it's a mobage, gets a little talk now and again.
>There's a Z-ton Hentai coming out next month, not based on any of his comics
Talking about him in a positive light here is asking for a shitstorm and it's not by him, he just provided designs. Animated hentai is usually poor quality anyway.
>People were memeing about some of the Japari Park girls just last thread.
/a/ related, posting images here is fine but in depth discussion of it belongs elsewhere.

I'm all ears if you have stuff that actually belong here and isn't shit though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:05:44 2017 No.16824926 >>16824883 >wasting time on exerting flesh that will rot away in the end for someone who will never exist

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:05:52 2017 No.16824927 >>16824907 I'm not him, but I bet your Anubis would make you a neat schedule that helps you get fit once you meet her. Personally, I'm in the same boat as you with the laziness, so I'm just waiting for mamono mana to give me the easy solution.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:06:54 2017 No.16824934 >>16824922 >implying /a/ shit isn't allowed here It's like you don't know that this place is literally called /a/-in-exile.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:07:17 2017 No.16824935 >>16824918 I have a feeling that the scene isn't nearly as lewd as my mind imagines it to be.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:07:20 2017 No.16824936 >>16824918 Haven't seen it although the Automaton girls do look pretty good. How is it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:08:08 2017 No.16824938 >>16824918 I saw key art posted on /a/ mere moments ago. Didn't think much of it. You convinced me to pick it up. So thanks for that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:08:15 2017 No.16824940 >>16824920 I was giving examples of non-MGE stuff that is current and relevant to the thread. I never said it wasn't posted.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:08:17 2017 No.16824941 >>16824935 >>16824936 She sucks him off and swears her life to him. And I'm only 16 minutes it, it's pretty great so far.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:08:54 2017 No.16824942

>>16824823
>>16824836
>>16824842
Hell, there was a list posted literally last thread of all the various things. Games, VNs, anime and manga, whatever. If you can't find it I could probably link it. But I one post saying "That leaves visual novels and lets face it, we have enough visual novel readers here to count on one hand at best", which kind of proves my point. People don't seek monstergirl content for the sake of monstergirl content. They flock to MGE because it's safe and easy.

To be honest, I shit on it a lot, but I don't hate MGE entirely. Sure, I'll join in on conversations about it, talk about MG designs I like. But it's all there is in this thread. It's samey, and like I said earlier, it's substanceless enough that 50% of a single thread is just going to fit one single post template.

>And having no setting at all would be even worse, constant donut steel OCs bitching and "my headcanon should be threadcanon fuck off"
Pretty sure that wouldn't happen, especially when you get posts from the perspective of a "generic" or undefined setting that isn't MGE, like some greentext or scenario post that's blatantly original. You'd see more people defining stuff ("So in [x] scenario, what would [y]?" for example), but only shitposty faggots would push OCs or try to force personal canons onto the thread, and they'd get chased off in the traditional /mgt/ way.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:09:22 2017 No.16824944 >>16824941 >sucks his dick in the first 16 minutes Oh so it's like MGE then? But seriously I should consider giving it a watch then.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:10:17 2017 No.16824947 >>16824944 Yes... His dick.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:10:29 2017 No.16824949

>>16824934
>/a/ in exile
>when at least half the thread were crossboarders from /tg/, /v/ and other boards and not /a/ natives
Do you have any idea how many people here don't even go to /a/ any more now the thread got moved? The meta poster back on /a/ used to call us all crossboarders and it was one of the few things he was right on.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:10:45 2017 No.16824951 >>16824684 315 cm is where I draw the line

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:12:34 2017 No.16824957

>>16824927
I would love that and her support is what would make me actually do it. Also the thought of it being For Her.

The easy solution does sound tempting and I can respect you for wanting it. But I feel like I'd get more from working towards it, also it's quality time with my waifu and I'd always love that. I hope you find Mamono mama soon then you can get stronk. Would you prefer the "instant pillarmen transformation" or a slow "growth of muscle" kind of way?

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:13:08 2017 No.16824958

>>16824949
Point is, this was never some /jp/ native thread and has stuff from everywhere. We're not limited like that guy implies. Hell, the natives were so mad when we got shoved here, the mods had to babysit the place for over a month to delete the trolls starting threads with furry shit and stuff.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:13:11 2017 No.16824959 >>16824949 I wandered into these threads from /jp/ itself a year or so ago.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:13:48 2017 No.16824963

>>16824942
>But I one post saying "That leaves visual novels and lets face it, we have enough visual novel readers here to count on one hand at best", which kind of proves my point. People don't seek monstergirl content for the sake of monstergirl content. They flock to MGE because it's safe and easy.
It's not because of that, it's because visual novels aren't a desirable medium to most people. There's also rules that translated visual novels belong on /vg/ and /jp/ janitors actually enforce that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:15:35 2017 No.16824966 >>16824949 There are apparently a few /jp/ natives that were attracted to this place.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:16:07 2017 No.16824969

>>16824957
I'd prefer the slow growth of muscle stuff for sure. I wouldn't want to be Pillarmen-tier at all though, I'd just want enough muscle to be able to carry my waifu around comfortable for long periods of time for when I pamper her.

Even though I don't think my waifu would join me as she and I both like her on the softer side, I definitely like the idea of working out and getting sweaty in workout clothes together being quality waifu time.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:17:25 2017 No.16824972

>>16824927
The thought of an Anubis helping to compliment my weaknesses and helping to improve my personal management is one of the reasons why I like them so much.

Then I get into the thought that that line of thinking is selfish and pathetic and I get depressed at my own worthlessness and question why anyone, even an otherworldly supreme beauty that supposedly runs on selfless love, would want to bother.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:19:52 2017 No.16824979

>>16824969
That's very understandable, wanting to princess carry and pamper your waifu with the muscle to do so without going over the top is a good thing.

Also, muscle differences in couples is cute anon. So having a softer waifu while you're more hunkier is adorable.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:21:11 2017 No.16824982 >>16824959 >>16824966 I'm a /jp/ native who used to crossboard on /a/ for these threads.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:24:30 2017 No.16824990

>>16824972
>Then I get into the thought that that line of thinking is selfish and pathetic and I get depressed at my own worthlessness and question why anyone, even an otherworldly supreme beauty that supposedly runs on selfless love, would want to bother.
I don't know anon, I feel like some girls like that would love to help you heal and become a better person whether you feel like you deserve it or not.

>>16824979
>So having a softer waifu while you're more hunkier is adorable.
Right?I'd kind of like mamaono mana to increase my height a little bit as well, even though as it is now I'd be 8 inches taller than my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:25:54 2017 No.16824993 >>16824982 I can now recall that way back on /a/ there was an anon that mentioned he was a /jp/sie.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:25:58 2017 No.16824994

>>16824907
I bet I'm lazier. I'll stay in bed until 5PM if I don't have any obligations.
Despite that, I still find the discipline to get of my own ass. Who knows where from, but there's probably a bit of anubis lodged in my brain from all the anubis posting I do. You should have it too.
Also, to be honest, it just feels good. Until some time ago, I was stick-thin with the upper-body strength of a kitten. But being able to get to that point where you can surprise yourself with your own strength is a great feeling. And I don't feel like I'm trash any more. Just high society garbage.

>>16824926
>wasting time exerting brainpower that will rot away in the end, in a thread for beings who will never exist
I know I'm an autist for saying what essentially amounts to "do it for your waifu." And I'm a huge hypocrite (I mean, a MASSIVE hypocrite), because even though I hate a lot of waifu culture, I still basically just added to it with my posts.
But that level of nihilism is just kind of dumb. You could apply it to anything and say that anything is a waste.

So if a guy wants to improve himself for his waifu, I'll retch at the autism, but encourage it anyway. In the end, guy's having fun getting strong and being happy fulfilling a self-made goal. Which are the most important goals.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:27:04 2017 No.16824997

>>16824990
>I don't know anon, I feel like some girls like that would love to help you heal and become a better person whether you feel like you deserve it or not.
Y'know there's a reason that girls who get into a relationship to try and "Fix" a guy are presented as pitiable.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:27:34 2017 No.16824998 Plump, feathery maids with butts so big that you could never hope to fit them in your hands!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:27:38 2017 No.16825000 >>16824993 That wasn't me, I stayed quiet about it back then because our resident shitposter was using the crossboarder thing to try and get the threads kicked off /a/ but I do recall the guy you mean.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:28:16 2017 No.16825002 >>16824918 This looks like trash.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:30:07 2017 No.16825007

>>16824918
This series sounds like an interesting premise.
>automaton is named RyuZU YourSlave and becomes enternally loyal and loving to the MC the moment she activates
But this sounds like trash of the highest degree. Am I judging a book by it's cover here? Is it worth it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:30:26 2017 No.16825009 >>16825002 Did I say it was pretty interesting, or did I say it looked good?

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:30:33 2017 No.16825010
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Reminder that pure succubi are perfectly justifiable because they're symbols of sexual counter-culture and being pure should be their logical response to the degeneracy of our age.

Reminder that blood-sucking vampires are a meme created by Bram Stoker after he learned of the existence of vampire bats and wrote Dracula. 'Traditional' vampires that lived in the minds of the masses prior to the release of the book had more taste for sexual fluids(!) or esoteric concepts such as the aura.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:31:33 2017 No.16825012 >>16825009 Calling a work of fiction "interesting" is like calling a kid "special."

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:31:35 2017 No.16825013 >>16825010 Any more reminders?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:31:52 2017 No.16825014 >>16825007 I dunno. Not a sourcefag. There's probably a reason? But there's also a lot of bitching about pacing so maybe the anime won't be so good. I mean there's only really one question. Do you want to watch an anime about automaton waifus or not?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:32:21 2017 No.16825016 >>16825009 I trusted you, anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:32:49 2017 No.16825018 >>16824994 Nothing wrong with improving yourself anon. I haven't tried it but it's good you have.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:34:25 2017 No.16825025 File: 3.99 MB, 2788x3464, 1480477345173.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16825010 There's a bigger version of this image now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:34:38 2017 No.16825026 >>16825016 I saw automatons, I saw lewd banter and fellatio, I saw love hotels and lap pillows. I reported. What do you want from me?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:35:42 2017 No.16825030 >>16824918 I enjoyed it. F.A.G is my favourite Automaton anime of the season though, they're tiny things and it reminds me of Busou Shinki.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:35:43 2017 No.16825029 >>16824819 Pretty par for course for a faggot like Shoggocks

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:35:47 2017 No.16825032 >>16825013 Reminder to remember reminders whenever appropriate. >>16825025 Thank you kindly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:37:04 2017 No.16825038 >>16825026 An apology for leading me on.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:37:29 2017 No.16825041 >>16825038 Go fuck yourself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:37:44 2017 No.16825042 >>16824994 >You could apply it to anything and say that anything is a waste Well yeah. Everything is a waste.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:38:25 2017 No.16825046 >>16825041 That's pretty rude, eh.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:41:00 2017 No.16825053 >>16825030 Isn't Frame Arms literally the successor to Busou Shinki? Or are there different creators behind them? I know Konami was responsible for Busou Shinki.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:41:04 2017 No.16825054 >>16825046 Well it's not like I like you or anything. You thought I'd say "baka", didn't you? Kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:41:47 2017 No.16825056 >>16825054 You're acting like a bitter cupid, anon. I think you'd make a good husband for one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:42:47 2017 No.16825061 >>16825054 Stop being tsun anon.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:43:54 2017 No.16825064
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>Many monstergirls in cities populated primarily by humans would almost be considered to have superpowers
>Not having more monstergirl superheroes/crimefighters
>Masked Oni with super strength stopping bank robberies, catching muggers, flirting with any cute guys she saved
>An Arachne prowls the alleyways at night for evildoers
>An amorphous slime who's relatively weak but she's completely immune to gunfire and can non-lethally subdue at least one bad guy until the cops show up by submerging them in her fluid

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:44:31 2017 No.16825065 >>16825053 From what I can tell, the brains behind Busou Shinki jumped ship from Konami and FAG is a spiritual successor. I enjoy it either way, I love the thought of tiny automaton helpers assisting me around the house.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:46:05 2017 No.16825070

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga_big&illust_id=47367825&page=3

What manner of being is this?
How does she achieve locomotion?
Can she actually use the legsmouth to eat? It doesn't look like there's a throat for food to go down. What's up with that?
Is her hair a snake? At what point could you trail your fingers through her hair until you were trailing them through snake innards?

So many questions.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:46:21 2017 No.16825071 >>16825064 HEN

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:46:37 2017 No.16825074 >>16825064 Damn those monster girls for stealing super heroes from humans

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:47:26 2017 No.16825077 >>16825064 How can they be superheroes when everyone around them has the same powers? It's the Syndrome problem. What you need are monstergirls with powers that are unique even among monstergirls, that set them apart from their own races.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:49:02 2017 No.16825083 >>16825071 I don't have an image of Ryu with a good resolution.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:49:41 2017 No.16825085 >>16825070 This is taking leglocking to a whole other level.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:50:01 2017 No.16825086 >>16825077 See 'Many monstergirls in cities populated primarily by humans would almost be considered to have superpowers' So, let's say an MG immigrates to a city that has a 95% human population.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:57:17 2017 No.16825102 Will-o-Wisps have nice fashion sense and I'd love to admire one.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:58:06 2017 No.16825106

>>16825086
If it was just one MG, then sure. But any significant population, even 5% monstergirls introduced to a city of millions, would be way too many for the usual superhero formula.

You'd still need another factor to it, I think. Like the "unique even among other monstergirls of their kind" I mentioned before, or something else to make the superhero MGs special at all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:58:43 2017 No.16825107 >>16825102 I don't like Wisps, if I died alone and sad then I want to stay that way in the afterlife.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:58:46 2017 No.16825109 >>16825086 That's fine because at least 50% of Washington, DC isn't human

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:59:48 2017 No.16825114 >>16825102 Will-o-wisp and 2B clothing swap when? They basically wear the same style of clothes, but maybe that just means it's a pretty pointless clothing swap which doesn't have any real merit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:00:11 2017 No.16825116 >>16825109 Anon you can't say that black people aren't human anymore, it's illegal.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:01:13 2017 No.16825121 >>16825114 But Wisps have that dumb cage attached to them at all times, you would never be able to fully appreciate it.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:01:33 2017 No.16825123

>>16825106
>would be way too many for the usual superhero formula.

Nahh. That's just enough to have an active superhero/supervillain community. You could have multiple hero teams and villain groups operating within the same metropolis.

Only a small number of that 5% would even go for it anyway. You'd still have plenty of Monstergirls who aren't really suited for crimefighting. An Akaname or even the average Centaur wouldn't have much going for them.

Powerful ones like Onis and Dragons would flock right to it though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:02:03 2017 No.16825124 >>16825107 Why be sad and lonely when you can have an undead girl who never leave your side. Ever. Like never ever. >>16825114 That would look nice indeed

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:02:33 2017 No.16825125

Don't know why, just had a random thought as I was going about my business right now.

>Come home from work to dragonfu
>the lights are all off
>she set up candles like torches on the walls
>They lead to the living room, just up the stairs and to the left
>You look at the living room, the furniture has been rearranged
>Pillows and heavy comforters lead to an opening, creating a cave
>You see the dragonfu under a comforter on a bed of pillows
>only her head is visible
>she looks at you half sweetly and half lewdly
> 'Dare you enter the dragons lair?~'
>You enter the dragons lair, and feel cool coins around you
>You pick one up, it doesn't retain that cool feeling very long
>It's chocolate. These are those chocolate coins.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:03:27 2017 No.16825128 >>16825124 Wisps scare me, I don't want to be with a girl that scares or intimidates me. I had enough of that from my parents.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:04:36 2017 No.16825134 >>16825125 >chocolate coins God that would get everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:05:21 2017 No.16825138 >>16825125 Your waifu sounds like a dork. Cherish her.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:05:51 2017 No.16825140

>>16825123
Eh, then you'd just have a bunch of oni and dragon superheroes and villains. It'd get boring.
You say there's monstergirls who aren't suited for crimefighting, but I say an interesting superhero MG would be one who, normally, would be exactly as unsuited as you said.
A rabbit girl hero who can take down an oni villain, an alraune that can successfully take on a dragon who intends to burn her into literal ash, etc. Now those would make for interesting superheroes.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:06:11 2017 No.16825142
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>>16825064

>Have a whole super sentai-esque team of 'Oni Rangers'
>Oni Blue, Oni Yellow, and then three Oni Reds because they all wanted to be red
>They show up occasionally to do flashy transformations, beat up petty criminals, and then go drink at the nearest bar
>Their good deeds are usually offset by massive amounts of collateral damage that has to be repaired with taxpayer dollars

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:06:36 2017 No.16825144 >>16825116 I was talking about the rats and pigeons. City's fucking full of them. Hell. The rats even use the crosswalks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:06:58 2017 No.16825145 >>16825134 Yeah, but then you could lick it off her. So it's okay. Just sucks for laundry.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:08:38 2017 No.16825152 >>16825144 Those are some polite ass rats. So you're saying in a post monster girl Washington DC would be full of gossiping Pigeon Harpies and crowds of commuting Giant Rats?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:10:03 2017 No.16825156 >>16825152 >crowds of commuting Giant Rats? That sounds pretty cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:11:19 2017 No.16825163 >>16825107 >Dying alone and unloved earns you an eternity of never ending unrelenting rape instead of peace and goddamn quiet What the fuck was KC thinking.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:11:33 2017 No.16825165
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>>16825121
I like the cages Will O'Wisps do their yandere thing in.

On another note, cage bits like the ones on the profile Wisps dress would look pretty /fa/ on an Automaton.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:13:23 2017 No.16825175 >>16825165 Do you think it's quite cramped in there?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:15:27 2017 No.16825186 >>16825156 >"Hey boss, why do we have to walk in this spot?" >"Because I've been on this side longer, and this is where it's safe to walk. Now c'mon you want to see the spy museum or not?"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:15:56 2017 No.16825188 >>16825175 They can probably adjust its size at will.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:18:16 2017 No.16825193 >>16825165 >Yandere Wisp traps you in her cage >"Hahahahaha! Now you'll be with me forever!" >Tries to walk out the door >Gets stuck >pouts

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:19:01 2017 No.16825201 >>16825152 >>16825186 >>16825156 Speaking as a person who goes to DC on the regular, can confirm. Just like I can confirm The Exorcist Steps are fucking spooky even during the day and I had a dream about a Wisp the night of.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:19:04 2017 No.16825202 >>16825188 You mean they can adjust it at Will no pun here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:20:00 2017 No.16825204 >>16824829 >>16824838 You don't need shortstacks, if you're a big enough guy so normally proportioned girls are still noticeably shorter.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:21:56 2017 No.16825210 >>16825204 I like shortstacks because they make me feel taller and I can put them in my lap. Also paizuri and milking.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:22:00 2017 No.16825211 >>16825188 I like to imagine they can either make it appear as a dress and live normally in a house, or a powerful one could make a house out of the cage and have metal bar/fire furnishings.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:22:51 2017 No.16825212 >>16825175 I don't think space is a concept when you're just a soul stored inside. It's like a Pokeball. You can fit a wailord in there, or a skitty, whatever.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:23:03 2017 No.16825213 >>16825210 Compensating for being a manlet probably shouln't be your motive, anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:23:57 2017 No.16825216 I want to use a Lich as a teddy bear despite her protests.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:24:52 2017 No.16825219 >>16825216 Her protests probably involve some kind of demi-god tier sorcery.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:25:20 2017 No.16825220 File: 344 KB, 1065x1209, tumblr_o8yicvoXqq1r8ououo3_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16825216 I want a Megataur to use me as a teddy bear

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:26:53 2017 No.16825222 >>16825219 I doubt that, I would imagine it would be more like monotone pleads to let her continue her work. >>16825220 That sounds nice too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:27:24 2017 No.16825224 >>16825219 I want to be reduced to a sentient, loosely cohesive mist of my constituent particles by a nice lich.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:27:39 2017 No.16825225 File: 152 KB, 475x800, 1491333425698.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I feel conflicted about Tio. She has a body made for snu-snu, but she's too kind and gentle to do that, which is what I like about her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:28:18 2017 No.16825228 >>16825213 Still, I like shortstacks. They're adorable. I just want to sit one in my lap and milk her into a tray for my consumption. All while gently massaging her breasts and kissing her neck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:28:20 2017 No.16825229 >>16825220 Would she call you cute petnames? >>16825225 Gentle loving snu-snu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:29:20 2017 No.16825234 >>16825225 Gentle snu snu?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:29:47 2017 No.16825235 >>16825225 Trick her into snusnu. Convince her that rough, bonebreaking snusnu is kind and gentle to you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:31:03 2017 No.16825240 >>16825225 >EMG shit

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:31:33 2017 No.16825242

>>16825229
>Would she call you cute petnames?
Absolutely. The most saccharine, marshmellow-mouthed singsong rhyming petnames imaginable. And squeeze me so tight while doing so with her massive muscles it would break me in half if not for the Mamono. Waking up utterly squashed and enveloped in her scrunched up form as if her life depended on maximizing skin contact with me.
Fuck man. That would just be perfect...

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:33:55 2017 No.16825248 >>16825240 Tio is good you nigger

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:34:06 2017 No.16825249 >>16825240 Don't be a baby.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:35:39 2017 No.16825250 >>16825248 Nowhere near as good as Lala and Zombina.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:35:46 2017 No.16825251 I know some of you guys probably dislike this stuff. But this girl just released some comfy late night ASMR. You wouldn't have a drink with a centaur in a tavern? https://youtu.be/EciKnqjlOnM

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:35:58 2017 No.16825252 >>16825242 Sounds like the perfect life. Muscle monsters being lovey dovey is heavenly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:36:58 2017 No.16825255 >>16825250 She's the best after Lala and Manako.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:37:31 2017 No.16825256 >>16825251 Yes, I wouldn't.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:40:21 2017 No.16825267 >>16825210 >when will they learn

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:40:58 2017 No.16825269 >>16825225 She will snu snu you unconciously >>16825250 >>16825255 Tio and Miia are best

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:42:17 2017 No.16825271 >>16825267 Atleast I'd be the perfect man in my shortstack's eyes! She'd fawn over my body and everything.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:42:50 2017 No.16825273 >>16825269 Miia is shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:43:14 2017 No.16825274 >>16825273 Your waifu is shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:43:16 2017 No.16825275 File: 145 KB, 593x900, 1487387666539.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16825255 A man of taste I see

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:44:06 2017 No.16825277

>>16825242
>>16825252
>desperately clingy titan-mode Minotaur
>Still has a minotaur's libido, but comes off as near constant cuddlesex
>still just as painful because she's that fucking huge and stacked
>Finally one day you somehow let on that you want to make actual passionate love to her
>With heart pupils in her eyes she obliges, her face blissful as she slowly and gently mounts you and rides you while looking down lovingly
>Or at least, by her standards
>To you, it's the most pelvis shattering, dick milking heavy slamming sex imaginable that has you cumming like a firehose and the bed easily obliterating around you from just the first few pumps
>ends the night cuddling you even tighter as she falls asleep whispering how much she wuvs her wittwe wubwubwub etc
>You'd give yourself a thumbs up but you're pretty sure your limbs aren't functional any more
>Worth it though

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:44:12 2017 No.16825278 >>16825274 I don't have one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:44:37 2017 No.16825283 >>16825269 >Selfish snake who cant cook or go 5 minutes without breaking darling's shit >Best

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:45:00 2017 No.16825284 >>16825278 Your future waifu is shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:45:48 2017 No.16825286 >>16825284 I don't think I will ever have one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:46:28 2017 No.16825288 >>16825252 That it is, that they are. >>16825277 It's not fair! Why can't I have this

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:46:55 2017 No.16825293 >>16825286 Youre nonexistent waifu a shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:47:39 2017 No.16825298 >>16825293 Now that's just too far mister.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:47:44 2017 No.16825299 File: 444 KB, 1110x1296, 1491333425700.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tio is the comfiest of monstergirls

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:48:50 2017 No.16825305 >>16825299 Not as comfy as Lala.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:49:23 2017 No.16825308

>>16825251
Isn't ASMR supposed to be relaxing or something?
I laughed like fuck when she started speaking in that. It sounds just like a fucking D&D session.
It's so amazingly cheesy and cringe, like some kind of roleplaying podcast. I'm legitimately asking: what's the appeal?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:50:01 2017 No.16825313 >>16825305 Lala is shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:50:33 2017 No.16825318 >>16825308 I don't know myself. There's a good way to do ASMR and a bad way. I feel like this maybe tipping on the bad side. The Chesire one was pretty nice though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:51:09 2017 No.16825322 >>16825308 ASMR has gone far, far away from it's actual intent, both in people describing it and the people who make videos of it (or think they're making videos of it)

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:51:58 2017 No.16825326 >>16825313 YOU'RE SHIT

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:52:01 2017 No.16825327 Is this a raid?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:52:20 2017 No.16825328 >>16825322 Man I just want my waifu to whisper and nibble on my ear. Is this too much to ask?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:54:29 2017 No.16825335 >>16825327 You may be surprised to find there are plenty of people who still like or don't get upset by EMG content even if they don't regularly post it

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:54:57 2017 No.16825336

>>16825305
>The post-life chapter with lala

>>16825275
>The innocent date with Manako

Excluding Tio, the contrast those scenes had with all the crazy/stupid shit other girls put darling through really show how simple moments of normality with monstergirls beat all mango/animu tropes. This is why Lala and Manako are God-tier.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:55:08 2017 No.16825338 >>16825328 Not too much to ask at all. That isn't ASMR, but it is lovely

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:55:21 2017 No.16825340 >>16825335 I was actually referring to the posting of said content, not the reaction to it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:56:50 2017 No.16825351 >>16825340 Right. Someone posted something about it and people talked about it. Don't see what the big deal is.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:56:59 2017 No.16825352

>>16825251
I am a sucker for ASMR, and hell, I'll even listen to Ppomo on occasion. But just outright calling it "waifu asmr" is a little on the nose.

Listening to it through, it's not that great either.
The intro is too loud and jarring for an ASMR vid. 5 minutes is way too short for a proper relaxing ASMR session. The mic quality isn't great, and the sound is a little grainy. Her voice acting and accent is cringeworthy. The script is pretty awful too.

Maybe I'm a weeb for saying this, but if you want good ASMR, go on DLsite and get some voice works, or see what you can download from a voice thread. /h/ has one as a general, but I've seen them here on /jp/ too.
Just avoid the ones her the speakers have higher voices. There's nothing more hateful than Japanese ASMR where the speaker has a shrill, girlish high-pitched voice, or decides to go "EEHHHHHHH" out of fucking nowhere just to see if they can give you a fucking heart attack. Seriously, fuck that shit. Low voices best voices. Debate me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:57:27 2017 No.16825353 >>16825338 I've got other situations which I think are ASMR with my waifu. What exactly do you count as ASMR?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:57:36 2017 No.16825355 >>16825351 Of course not...

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:58:36 2017 No.16825357 >>16825327 >>16825340 >People talking a monstergirls from a non-MGE setting is a "raid" now What has this place become.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:58:45 2017 No.16825358 >>16825352 Your love for ASMR is respectable.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:59:37 2017 No.16825361 >>16825250 >Zombina >A literal fujoshi Can't tell if bait or not

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:59:48 2017 No.16825362 But what about Kiira? She's the best in my opinion!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 20:00:03 2017 No.16825363 >>16825357 Welcome to current /mgt/.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 20:00:24 2017 No.16825365 >>16825353 Ever bothered to look the meaning up?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 20:01:07 2017 No.16825368 >>16825361 Everyone has flaws.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 20:01:32 2017 No.16825371 >>16825338 It's ASMR if they get those shivers from it. Whispering and nibbling totally can be ASMR.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 20:01:59 2017 No.16825376 >>16825363 Huh So general threads really do turn into shit given enough time

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 20:03:12 2017 No.16825381 >>16825376 >>16825363 Free to leave at anytime remember.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 20:03:55 2017 No.16825384 >>16825376 You say that like it hasn't been this way for years.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 20:04:09 2017 No.16825387 File: 1.97 MB, 500x281, It's How Keira spreads her pheremones.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16825362

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 20:05:19 2017 No.16825393 >>16825387 I'd let Kiira mark me with her pheromones

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 20:06:08 2017 No.16825394 >>16825376 >He's acting like it's only recently that EMG shit has been disliked Newfag.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 20:07:34 2017 No.16825401 >>16825393 I'd mark her with my pheromones.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 20:08:03 2017 No.16825402 >>16825401 I prefer to be marked rather than to mark.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 20:09:00 2017 No.16825403 [DELETED]

>>16825384
Post-exodus early days were better. Sure, they were more volatile with all the shitstorms, but those were fun too. Times of war bring the greatest creations (i.e stories). It was more active and creative too with all the people that came with it to /jp/. If it was a monstergirl that didn't look like tumblrshit, it was fine.

For a while, I felt like it was 2007 4chsn again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 20:09:20 2017 No.16825405 File: 224 KB, 425x708, Miia Miko.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wonder how miiafags shrine is going.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 20:10:20 2017 No.16825409 >>16825402 Why not both?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 20:12:18 2017 No.16825418 >>16825409 But then you'll have to take responsibility and marry her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 20:14:26 2017 No.16825425 >>16825418 That's fine.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 20:17:58 2017 No.16825437 [DELETED]

>>16825376
When a thread just happens every so often, you don't get people who freak out at the slightest thing.

When a thread becomes a general, it becomes "established." Suddenly, it becomes a fixed point where certain individuals feel the need to police and protect it, to "preserve it as a thread." That's why you'll see people freak out so much at things they perceive as bad for the general. You'll never get that overblown reaction in a normal thread which just comes and goes.
It's also why you get people, who, when they see EMG content, will go full autist on it, because of some perceived superiority complex, and who don't want the precious general tainted with it.
That's not even mentioning the other problems general threads have. When they're made with no content worth talking about, they stagnate. When they exist for too long, they become (for lack of a better word) imbalanced. Certain factors take up a disproportionaly huge presence in the general, while others shrink, either by being chased out, or they die out because of that imbalance in the first place. When people get too invested in the threads over the content the threads should be about, autism is born, arguments are had which can end up lasting for hundreds of posts.

It's not just this place. It's all generals on 4chan. When you don't allow something to die naturally, it rots. It's just a matter of how long it'll take.

>>16825384
Nah, not for years. The /a/ threads weren't always perfect, but they were mostly fine. And when we were new on /jp/, things were pretty bright. This whole thing has started happening noticably within the last year or two.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 20:18:06 2017 No.16825438 >>16825318 >Chesire one You wouldn't happen to have that would you?

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 20:18:10 2017 No.16825440 [DELETED]

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>>16825403
The funny thing too is that places like TFT like to brag about the numbers of unique views they get a month compared to 4chan, but have little to no quality control over there, and people wonder why predominantly writers who were told to fuck off post their stories there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 20:18:26 2017 No.16825442 >>16825357 >>16825363 >>16825376 >all about a minute apart Nice samefagging retard. You keep complaining about how you think the threads are shit literally every single day, for any excuse you can grasp.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 20:18:53 2017 No.16825443 >>16825251 You do know MissShadowLovely was a creepypasta bronyfag right? She's just jumping on the ASMR/monster girl hypetrain like she did before; she's a trendhopper

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 20:22:36 2017 No.16825456 >>16825443 >she's a trendhopper Just like every woman doing this kind of thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 20:22:38 2017 No.16825457 >>16825437 Exactly this. Shame some dimwits will take this as some kind of personal offense and spout their kneejerk "hurr fuck off"s.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 20:23:10 2017 No.16825459 [DELETED]

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>>16825442
You should find a stronger argument than "I don't like what I'm reading, so these guys must all be one samefag."
Maybe the reason you're so aggresive is because you don't want to admit there might be truth to it?

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 20:24:26 2017 No.16825468 [DELETED]

>>16825437
You constantly keep making these posts and whining about the same things, like not being allowed to post /d/shit.

Why are you still here if you hate it so much? That's the question you always refuse to answer when you're called out on your faggotry.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 20:24:27 2017 No.16825469 >>16825442 You're a retard to think it's just one guy. Maybe because you don't like what you're reading.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 20:25:14 2017 No.16825470 >>16825459 Nice Paint skills.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 20:28:04 2017 No.16825486 Oh yeah and if you wanted any more proof of why EMG is aids and shouldn't be allowed here, there's a thread up on /a/ right now and it's hundreds of posts of nothing but shitposting and people talking about horsecocks. I wish I was fucking kidding.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 20:28:46 2017 No.16825490 [DELETED]

>>16825470
>you're a samefag
>here's proof I'm not a samefag
>nah, you must've edited it, you samefag

You are baffling. Of course every image proving you wrong is edited. Everyone who disagrees with you is one person. Things you don't like are untrue. The thread should be exactly the way only you say it should be. The entire world revolves around you. You're the only correct person on the internet.

Get over yourself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 20:31:02 2017 No.16825495 File: 1.29 MB, 1885x1405, Cute slime.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Guess it that time of the day, good night lads, try not to burn down the thread any more than you already have. And remember that slimes are always there for you

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 20:31:55 2017 No.16825499 >>16825486 >EMG girls are shit because some homos in /a/ like it >Hating something because someone else you hate likes it Literally the worst argument to give. I bet those fags like monstergirls too, should we hatemo monstergirls then?

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 20:32:45 2017 No.16825501 [DELETED]

>>16825468
You're mixing me up with someone else. Seems to be a trend for people like you. As far as I care, /d/ shit can stay on /d/ where it belongs.

>Why are you still here if you hate it so much?
That's what you don't get at all. I don't hate the threads. In fact, I like them a lot. That's why I'm bringing attention to the bad stuff which happens to them.
Though maybe that's hypocrisy. I literally spoke about how general threads make people care about them too much, so they police them autistically. I'm the other side of the coin I described there, I guess.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 20:34:16 2017 No.16825503 [DELETED]

>>16825490
>>>16825470
>everyone who disagrees with you is one person. Things you don't like are untrue. The thread should be exactly the way only you say it should be. The entire world revolves around you.
I got a feeling that MGS2 context vs. content picture would be relevant here

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 20:34:39 2017 No.16825505 [DELETED]

>>16825490
You faggots still haven't given a reason for why you still hang around here, if you hate the thread so much that you have to constantly shitpost and start arguments with your pretentious bullshit. How about YOU get over yourself.

You keep complaining about how the threads are bad constantly, even though right now you retards are making the thread bad with your meta shitposting and baiting. That's not very logical. What do you still want from here if you think it's so bad and insist on making it worse yourselves every day? Fuck off.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 20:35:06 2017 No.16825508 [DELETED]

>>16825486
>This thing is shit and shouldn't be discussed here because, in another thread, on another board, there's shitposting
Are you fucking serious? Who gives a fuck about that? The EMG stuff posted here is completely normal, enjoyable monstergirl content.

You'd be the kind of idiot to throw a tantrum over a perfectly normal monstergirl image because some faggot on /d/ made a futa edit and posted it in a thread over there once.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 20:36:51 2017 No.16825514 >>16825501 If you claim you're being honest while your posting reads like textbook concern trolling, it's time to look into a mirror.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 20:36:59 2017 No.16825516 >>16825505 >>16825508 He pointed out how this place's getting too acid in reaction to anything, even fucking monstergirls from different media sources. And you keep proving him right.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 20:37:01 2017 No.16825517 >>16825490 >>16825503 Again, if you hate this place so much why do you come here?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 20:37:01 2017 No.16825518 >>16825486 >People in a thread on a different board posted a thing I don't like, I must now boycott girls from an anime Go outside or something.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 20:37:04 2017 No.16825519 >>16825508 If memory serves me correctly that has actually happened once or twice. the fucker even refused to believe that the non-futa one was original

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 20:40:45 2017 No.16825530 >>16825508 >You'd be the kind of idiot to throw a tantrum over a perfectly normal monstergirl image because some faggot on /d/ made a futa edit and posted it in a thread over there once. Boy you have no idea. Remember what bob did to chesires?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 20:41:10 2017 No.16825532 >>16825405 Last I checked Snekfag was bartering with Quetzacoatl to make his snekfu grow

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 20:45:20 2017 No.16825547 >>16825437 And don't forget thread celebrity cancer.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 20:45:24 2017 No.16825548 [DELETED]

>>16825516
There's been a massive increase in the "the thread sucks now because I say so" shitposting recently.
They offer nothing constructive. They refuse to answer why they stay if they think it's so bad, and why they keep shitposting if they actually care about the quality of the thread. Yesterday or the day before, some of those thread sucks wall of text faggots even completely showed his hand by whining about how he isn't allowed to roleplay or post his fetishes here. At this point you should have no doubt about those people and why they keep concern trolling and chanting that the thread sucks.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 20:46:50 2017 No.16825552 [DELETED]

>>16825505
The entire root of this argument is purely due to a couple of fags who got triggered because people were talking about EMG monstergirls like Tio and Zombina.
Before they kicked off, everything was fine. One fucker even thought the thread was being raided because there was simple talk about EMG girls.
Then people went on to explain why it happened, that shit like that is just what happens to generals, and people reacted by going "oh if you don't like it, just leave." Which is what you're doing now.
Nowhere in >>16825437 does it say "I don't like this thread", and yet the second reply to it assumes "they hate it". If that isn't being overly defensive, I don't know what is. And it's all you people can seem to say. Repeating, again and again. Your one defence against this criticism is to retreat into a shell, and parrot "well why are you here if you don't like it?"
>>16825381
>>16825442
>>16825468
>>16825505
>>16825517
Sorry for calling people out when they say we must be being raided because people are fucking posting monstergirls from a series they personally might not like. Fuck the people who just want to post a pic of Tio or Suu, right? They must be what's wrong with the thread, right? They must hate it here, so they should fuck off and leave, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 20:48:36 2017 No.16825559 >>16825548 >Roleplay I dont get it. Its supposedly hated, but people like that thick ran guy do it and nobody bats an eye

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 20:48:58 2017 No.16825563 >>16825552 >so they should fuck off and leave, right? Yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 20:49:22 2017 No.16825565 >>16825547 What celebrities? A bunch of Shia LaBeoufs?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 20:50:44 2017 No.16825572 >This entire thread I guess returning to writefagging might not be a good idea right now

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 20:53:10 2017 No.16825582 >>16825563 Wrong or baiting? If we flip a coin to decide which, it makes about as much difference anyway.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 20:55:12 2017 No.16825589 [DELETED]

>>16825552
Don't try to change the subject. What logical reason do you have to take every possible opportunity to make the same exact posts about "muh general", "muh policing", "muh threads are shit now"? I'm not even asking you because I know you have no answer that wouldn't expose your ulterior motives.

I'm asking the people reading this to consider the answer. Why would someone who says they care about the thread's quality and don't want it getting worse, shitpost daily putting by putting it down, doomsaying, trying to get content creators to leave and starting starting arguments out of nothing with his metashit?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 20:57:28 2017 No.16825590 >People used to make fun of "thread police" for reeeing at people who had the guts to say what's wrong and what could be improved >Now it's "forbidden" to speak your mind How times have changed.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 21:01:13 2017 No.16825594

>>16825590
Do you see any of them actually posting anything constructive? The closest someone has gotten to a suggestion was a faggot that wants RP and /d/ fetishes allowed here.

They just keep repeating their mantra of the threads being bad and people arguing too much, when they're the ones starting arguments and then claiming they're right. How is that anything but shitposters purposefully undermining the thread?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 21:01:41 2017 No.16825600 >>16825589 >trying to get content creators to leave and starting starting arguments out Not him but when did he do any of that here? The argument started over one retard who hated EMG because /a/ likes it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 21:07:22 2017 No.16825622 File: 236 KB, 850x613, 1485660049012.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Stop, thief!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 21:07:28 2017 No.16825623 I wish someone would translate the second encyclopedia bonus pages so at least we had something to talk about.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 21:07:52 2017 No.16825626 [DELETED]

>>16825600
They've been doing it nonstop for atleast a week. It's always the exact same tactic, they grab onto some random argument and start rambling about how the threads have become shit, how they're not allowed to post what they want, how people are arguing and angry all the time, how we're supposedly driving out content creators and nobody should bother to make content, and so, and so on.

It's always the same posting style, the same kind of grabbing onto something and derailing it into their own concern trolling "baww the thread sucks" bullshit, always the same "hah I told you so you're always having shitstorms" when they're called out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 21:09:45 2017 No.16825636 >>16825623 Though to be fair we'd just move to talking about how the extremist faction is shit over some offhand line wouldn't we. That or there's a good chance the wonderland section brings up some too far fetish again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 21:11:24 2017 No.16825643 >>16825623 Did the dragon world guide get scans? I can see the second encyclopedia up on sad panda but not that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 21:11:59 2017 No.16825645 >>16825623 It almost makes me want to return to translating again, just for this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 21:12:07 2017 No.16825646 >>16825225 soft warm gentle inverted missionary

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 21:15:42 2017 No.16825659 >>16825643 Wasn't the dragon guide a fanbook or something? It's probably really obscure.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 21:18:02 2017 No.16825672 >>16825645 Go for it. Hell you don't even need to do a full translation. A simple 'so this is basically what this paragraph says' is usually good enough for the thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 21:20:06 2017 No.16825676 >>16825646 >inverted missionary >Huge girl with huge tits laying on top of you hugging your head into her chest as she gently and rhythmically milks your cock with you unable to move Fuck that made me hard quick.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 21:25:24 2017 No.16825689 >>16825676 even better if shes golden brown

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 21:26:05 2017 No.16825691 >>16825646 >>16825676 Its called amazon and it is on par with normal cowgirl position as its the best way for being gently dommed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 21:26:39 2017 No.16825693 >>16825676 I want that with big, busty, muscled demons! Or jinkos! Or both!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 21:31:53 2017 No.16825708 File: 1.59 MB, 1013x1430, Corn_Fed_Beef.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16825691 call it what you will i just want a huge golden brown girl on top of me

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 21:32:48 2017 No.16825711 >>16825691 Isn't the amazon position the one where you're on her back and she's piledriving her pussy onto your dick? Sounds more like anon just wants Tio on top of him.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 21:34:59 2017 No.16825715 [DELETED]

>>16825589
>What logical reason do you have to take every possible opportunity to make the exact same posts about "muh general", "muh policing", "muh threads are shit now"?
Again, what is it about you thinking there's jut one person calling out certain shit in the threads?
When you completely reduce the points made to "muh x" it basically proves you're not willing to even have a discussion. You just rephrase everything to fit your own narrative.
If there's no answer, it's because the question makes false assumptions.

>Why would someone who says they care about the thread's quality and don't want it getting worse, shitpost daily putting by putting it down, doomsaying, trying to get content creators to leave and starting starting arguments out of nothing with his metashit?
When someone calls out faggots who say "you can't post those monstergirls", that's shitposting to you? Because that's just one aspect of the excessive, high-strung autism that's taken root over time here. Are you defending that?
And explaining the natural process of a general, with reasons why it goes through the changes, is doomsaying?
And please point o the exact line where I said I want content creators to leave. You can't, because you jut made that up.
You're just as guilty of keeping te meta argument up, so that's not a point you can use in your favour, either.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 21:37:29 2017 No.16825719 >>16825594 Why do you keep focusing on RP and /d/? Nobody's even talking about that. It's a completely different matter.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 21:42:17 2017 No.16825730 >>16825708 So you want a big busty brown oni to pin you to the bed and slowly slide your dick inside you while gently praising you and calling you all sorts of cute things? You want your face pressed between her tits?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 21:42:59 2017 No.16825736 >>16825730 yep

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 21:52:09 2017 No.16825764 >when you die in a nuclear apocalypse before the portals open

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 21:53:51 2017 No.16825771 >>16825764 Eh, I'm fairly indifferent about death so what happens will happen.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 21:54:13 2017 No.16825773 >>16825764 With the bullshit the CIA and the FBI are pulling, it's happening any day now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 21:56:09 2017 No.16825778 >>16825764 Well, our ancestors will get their deathclaw waifus at least.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 21:57:03 2017 No.16825781 >>16825773 They're always pulling bullshit. What's new now?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 21:57:07 2017 No.16825782 >>16825778 >ancestors will get

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 21:58:18 2017 No.16825787 >>16825781 Accusing russia of hacking the baguette election even though vault 7 revealed that they did it themselves years ago. It's hilarious, really.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 21:58:18 2017 No.16825788 >>16825778 >Ancestors from the future Gotta get back to da past.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 22:00:29 2017 No.16825790 >>16825495 It's true. They are very reliable and devoted.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 22:04:37 2017 No.16825802 File: 51 KB, 581x822, 04bc04eebce2d5de314687785e08cdbf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >BIG brown girls discussion Fuck yes

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 22:08:04 2017 No.16825808 >>16825778 >Anon wakes up out of cryo in the post-apocalypse to find a pair of smug muscular lizard girls have released him. >Snu snu until they're pregnant in the brave new world awaits anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 22:08:45 2017 No.16825809 Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember that Jinko's are fearsome creatures who totally do not want you to scritch their ears. Seriously, they'd never, EVER want something nice like that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 22:09:19 2017 No.16825813 >>16825802 What would you rather a gentle big brown girl milk you with? Her ass, her thighs, her hands, her mouth, her tits or her holes?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 22:10:25 2017 No.16825816 >>16825813 One after another

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 22:12:21 2017 No.16825820 >>16825802 Big cowgirls are just truly the best.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 22:14:35 2017 No.16825828 >>16825808 >Hello, human. >Your friends are dead >Your family's dead >Your pets are dead >Your species is gone >Your world is dead >You'll be dead from age someday too >Let's fuck lol Doesn't sound very appealing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 22:14:52 2017 No.16825829 File: 177 KB, 774x1104, AffectionateCow.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16825820 big and brown cowgirls are apex girls

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 22:16:10 2017 No.16825833 >>16825816 Do you want her to pump your dick with her big brown tits while she cheers you on?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 22:18:26 2017 No.16825840 >>16825828 Anon, it's a Fallout style setting. Humanity still exists, and there are mutantgirls and monstergirls. Besides, a pair of barbarian sisters aren't going to really care much.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 22:20:11 2017 No.16825847 File: 857 KB, 691x950, 1487423579913.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16825802 Big brown and fluffy all over

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 22:20:24 2017 No.16825848 >>16825788 Funny enough, I just watched the episode of Samurai Jack with the sirens. They weren't that cute, but I like the idea of the Scotsman resisting their hypno-song just because of how tone-deaf he is, and how much he loves his wife.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 22:23:23 2017 No.16825858 >ancient evil ushi oni is immune to raging shrooms

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 22:24:49 2017 No.16825863
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>>16825405
It's going ok.

Since there hasn't been too much new merch besides the fig since the anime ended it's kind of at a stand still and hasn't been growing besides the fig new books, and a trinket here or there.

Instead I've been focusing on expanding the pit and have two dakis coming in soon. Pic related and Loen's 7 meter one will soon be joining the pit, and I will be an even comfiest man to exist.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 22:24:55 2017 No.16825864 >>16825833 Yes, and with her abs

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 22:27:24 2017 No.16825879 >>16825863 > and I will be an even comfiest man to exist. I seemed to have used up all of my good typing/English skills at work.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 22:28:59 2017 No.16825882 >>16825863 And how many dakis in total will that make? >>16825879 So comfy you can't speak right.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 22:30:07 2017 No.16825888 >>16825864 Anon, she can't pump your dick with her abs. She can grind on your dick with her abs though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 22:30:34 2017 No.16825891 File: 306 KB, 800x1000, 1488049393103.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16825847 That face bothers me

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 22:30:47 2017 No.16825893 >>16825882 Total is going to be seven, with two being 7 meters long. The 7 meter ones take about 5 normal daki pillows to fill.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 22:31:21 2017 No.16825895 >>16825888 You're not trying hard enough

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 22:32:51 2017 No.16825901 >>16825895 Pumping requires it be squishy and malleable anon. Her abs can only pump things if they're flabby.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 22:35:08 2017 No.16825903 >>16820004 Sheesh, that looks more like a honeymoon dress than a wedding dress.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 22:35:47 2017 No.16825905 >>16825893 Damn, you're gonna need a bigger bed.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 22:36:03 2017 No.16825906
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https://pastebin.com/hRWfLBUk

Wrote a short thing of smut about a smug Kakuen, featuring facesitting and footjobs. I originally had it much longer but I realized that the rest of it was melodramatic and kinda dumb, so I just scrapped most of it and kept the smut, since it would be a waste not to put it up. Enjoy!

Also, any ideas for stories you guys would like to see done? I'd be willing to hear out a few suggestions.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 22:38:41 2017 No.16825911 File: 197 KB, 777x1087, 02adfef92a51de2428e6a6070e7d1174.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Night anons,remember that deep inside your wife loves you despite her harsh ways of showing affection

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 22:39:00 2017 No.16825912

>>16825891
It's trying too hard to look cute and moe, and the droopy eyes just make her look kind of retarded. Same problem Clannad and stuff has.
The yeti you posted looks pretty lovely, though. Her face has the perfect amount of angular definition to it to give her that refined, confident air, without coming off too strong.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 22:41:17 2017 No.16825921 File: 82 KB, 865x948, C8fL7gXWsAAMXKv.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is it true that even the Undead can cry?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 22:45:29 2017 No.16825945 File: 1.56 MB, 1308x1138, Ganbatte!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16824859 >>16824820

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 22:45:29 2017 No.16825946 >>16824331 I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite brothel on the Citadel. I should go.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 22:46:46 2017 No.16825953 >>16825906 Some cute stuff between a Fallen Knight and a Demon maybe?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 22:47:25 2017 No.16825957 >>16825906 I quite enjoyed it, but I'm probably biased since I've got a footjob fetish.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 22:52:10 2017 No.16825979 File: 181 KB, 1280x1600, tumblr_o0pr678wkn1v4f63ao1_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16825945 godammit why is that mechanic tomboy anubis so cute?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 22:52:49 2017 No.16825980 >>16825906 Oh I know, do this>>16822915

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 22:53:36 2017 No.16825986 >>16825953 I haven't got a clue what that is, is it from Dark Souls? I've never played it, but I could do my research and take a stab at it if that's the case.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 22:54:20 2017 No.16825989 >>16825979 Because it's like you fused Winry with a dog instead of Miss Tucker.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 22:56:33 2017 No.16825993 >>16825986 I'm talking about more a disgraced knight from some order kingdom meeting a Demon while trying to die and then cute lewd things happen.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 22:59:33 2017 No.16826001

>>16825979
She's basically like an Egyptian Polt with slightly less fur, and an overflowing passion for machines rather than fitness. She's an endless font of selfless cheer and supportive energy, the kind of person who makes the world bright by presence alone.

Now what makes the anubis you posted so lovely?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 23:02:32 2017 No.16826009 >>16825980 That sounds enticing, could be something I run with instead of just a short. Thanks! >>16825993 Ah, I see, that sounds rather nice. Lots of room for healing and cute stuff, but it could be serious at the same time. Thanks as well!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 23:03:51 2017 No.16826016 >>16826009 >could be something I run with instead of just a short. Don't play with my heart.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 23:08:00 2017 No.16826028 >>16826016 April fools.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 23:08:57 2017 No.16826030 File: 210 KB, 1200x812, 1455472241718.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16826028 ...

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 23:12:28 2017 No.16826035

>>16826016
Well there's just a lot of things I could do with it, I suppose. I could do a bunch of cutsey day-to-day shorts with the girls trying to win over Anon's heart, or something more serious like rescue missions or something like that. I'll definitely put some thought into it, since I've always really liked sci-fi settings.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 23:12:33 2017 No.16826036 >>16826030 Flow Kelp drifting in the sea while Ittan Momen drifts in the sky. Also, who touched the big, old, lonely Ryu the improper way? My bus became a submarine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 23:13:35 2017 No.16826041 >>16826035 Slice of life with the occasional dramatic turn?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 23:16:06 2017 No.16826046 File: 194 KB, 600x510, 1465679042178.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16826001 Her cute expression and soft looking paws! Goddamn why are tomboys so objectively perfect?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 23:18:13 2017 No.16826050 >>16826041 That's probably the best way to go about it, thanks!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 23:20:29 2017 No.16826057 >>16826046 Not only tomboys are bros but they are also pure and way too marriable. I do like mine with a tint of teasing flirt and long ponytail though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 23:20:42 2017 No.16826058 >>16825906 I want a pear shaped megane Kakuen with an ass that could shatter concrete.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 23:21:14 2017 No.16826059 >>16826050 I once had this idea of people picking up a frozen block of Slime in space, that could be fun. You do you though.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 23:21:36 2017 No.16826062
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>>16820248
A day late on this topic, but in addition to the possibility of the sandworm in the profile art not having a full-grown shell, its also possible that she is simply drawn after having shrunk her shell down substantially.

Shrinking the giant shell is something any sandworm can learn once she gets strong/smart enough (KC says both attributes can be increased over time once she is married). Given the true size of her worm shell is stated to be "enormous" it does make sense that it'd be bigger than the profile art.

Indeed, according to MGE when KC first posted her his remarks referred to the inside as being the size of "a room." Tweets and Q and A sessions gave further info, including:

1. Sandworms emit a magical light for visibility inside them.
2. They can control how wet their insides are, and even create dried spaces closed off with walls of flesh to store things like the husband's belongings.
3. To provide further comforts for their husband, they can even form bed and couch-like structures from their flesh.
4. A baby sandworm is hatched and raised inside the mother's shell until her own shell has hardened and grown larger.

All these prove that the inside of a sandworm shell is indeed much larger than in the profile art and probably closer to what we see in SlapStickStrike's doujin (I wouldn't be surprised if they asked for KC's input on their sandworm lore or if KC adopted it himself afterward).

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 23:21:37 2017 No.16826061 >>16825945 >you will never rest your head on her large Anubis milktanks

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 23:22:06 2017 No.16826064 [DELETED]

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Post unusually reasons why you like a particular girl.

>Gremlin.
>Shared love of Vidya.
>Tell her you're into VR. She is too.
>Builds you a crazy looking motion simulator.
>Promises it'll only rape you when you've gone a few days without sex.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 23:22:56 2017 No.16826066 >>16826062 Damn it, I meant according to MGR (Monster Girls Redux), not MGE.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 23:27:03 2017 No.16826076 I like too many girls to have a single wife. What happens in MGE when someone feels like that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 23:27:41 2017 No.16826077 >>16826076 Harem, do you even need to ask?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 23:28:28 2017 No.16826081 >>16826076 You get too many girls.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 23:28:34 2017 No.16826082

>>16826059
That sounds like a pretty unique idea.
I always thought a slimegirl would make a great companion in space. They could act as a clothing layer beneath a spacesuit during EVA, keeping you comfortable, even saving your life if you get a puncture.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 23:33:46 2017 No.16826091 >>16826077 Pretty much all the profiles in MGE say something like "Once they have sex, they are happy together forever." Harems do exist, but can you have that happiness with multiple girls?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 23:34:37 2017 No.16826092 >>16826082 But she'd float all over the ship without either a body-suit or artificial gravity.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 23:37:23 2017 No.16826095 >>16826091 No, it's a different kind of happiness but it's happiness nonetheless.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 23:40:12 2017 No.16826100 File: 708 KB, 1348x1500, 1461421435515.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16826057 Tomboys are like bros you can fuck. I want a tomboy hellhound, they're basically perfect for the personality. Hellhounds are basically perfect, really.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 23:47:24 2017 No.16826106

>>16826100
So you'd want a childhood friend Hellhound who ends up banging you one day?
>Anon is bullied in preschool.
>Hellhound sees it happening and comes to his defense.
>The two of them become almost joined at the hip.
>As time goes on they get closer and closer.
>Finally on anon's 16th birthday it happens.
>She pins him down and he becomes acutely aware of how tightly her chest stretches her ripped T-shirt
>He notices how much of her muscular thighs and her plump ass her daisy dukes show off.
>"I've felt this itching for so long anon. I can't imagine satisfying it with anyone but you~"
>The next morning she sets up the TV and the game consoles in the room so the two of you can laze around and play games while your pelvis recovers.
Would you take responsibility anon? After all, a Waifu is the best friend of all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 23:49:45 2017 No.16826113 >>16826100 >bros you can fuck Alps, Alps everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 23:52:20 2017 No.16826119 >>16826100 Yeah, hellhounds are naturals at it with their bold attitude and all of that, but their bodies lie. Too hot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 23:59:00 2017 No.16826133 >>16826106 >become almost joined at the hip. Literally later in life.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 00:01:51 2017 No.16826138 >>16826133 That's what it'll be like when she wants to try for kids. Days of slow, passionate comfy fucking.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 00:23:09 2017 No.16826185

>>16825163
Its not something that happens to everyone who dies alone, but the lore of ghosts in general has to do with people who for one reason or another (usually regrets and/or dying in a certain way) can't pass on to the afterlife or reincarnate. Monster mana just enables these wayward spirits to become physical again and live out their unrealized desires.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 00:30:19 2017 No.16826203 Made an album with a bunch of evidence against Redamz. http://imgur.com/a/GaVzX

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 00:42:12 2017 No.16826215 >>16826203 So he's basically doing the whole, "clever" wordplay thing to try justify it. He's not doing a good job. Saying that fucking a dude isn't yaoi. Wow.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 00:44:45 2017 No.16826218 >>16826203 Redamz is a cunt, and to think I once had faith in this game.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 00:48:43 2017 No.16826221 >>16826203 Eh, I don't think anyone here liked it that much anyway. It's /monster/ who was shilling it

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 00:50:21 2017 No.16826226 >>16826185 So would you comfort a Ghost who was traumatized by her death before waking up centuries later as a spirit?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 00:52:21 2017 No.16826229 >>16826203 I never watched the development of this, but I always had hopes it would turn into something decent. Sad to see a moron is involved. The title of the album is confusing, though. What did Yandev do that's comparable to this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 01:02:40 2017 No.16826245 >>16826229 He sperged out of 8ch/v/ when he couldn't handle criticism.

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>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 01:22:39 2017 No.16826284 >>16826030 I want to float lazily in the water with my ryu

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 01:26:13 2017 No.16826286 >>16825906 I wanna show a Monkey my big banana!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 01:29:48 2017 No.16826289 >>16826279 What a nerd.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 01:33:07 2017 No.16826291 >>16826279 >Lich daughter takes her mother grimoire >Can't understand a single thing in it >Later that day >"Mama, what is semen efficiency?"

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 01:38:54 2017 No.16826294

>>16826286
>A Small, petit Kakuen is crawling all over you.
>Ends up with her legs and tail wrapped around your neck, hanging upside-down so her face is in your crotch.
>"Watcha got in here huh?"
>She presses her face into it. Rubbing her cheek against the growing bulge.
>"Feels like a banana! Why's it in your pants? You're an odd one, outsider."

How do you break it to her?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 01:42:00 2017 No.16826301 >>16826294 Anon, small she may be but she's not a little kid. She knows exactly what's in your pants.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 01:43:53 2017 No.16826305 >>16826301 Damn Monkeys. When it comes to teasing, a gang of them can be worse than Cheshire Cats.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 01:45:21 2017 No.16826308 >>16826294 Where's latenight or less. I want this dammit.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 01:47:46 2017 No.16826314

>>16826305
Even a domesticated Kakuen who has been trained since a young age will eventually hit puberty and sexually tease her owner
You'd wake up to a facefull of her ass thinking she doesn't know what she is doing when in fact she is 100% aware of it

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 01:49:24 2017 No.16826315 >>16826294 >"No, that's not a ba-" >You hear an unzipping sound. >"Oh wow, it's thicker than my arm! Wonder what it tastes like?.." >"Hey! Cut that Ou- ahhh!~"

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 01:57:14 2017 No.16826324 >>16826315 How do you get her off of you afterwards? She definitely won't leg go on her own

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 01:57:39 2017 No.16826325 >>16826315 And then anon spent the rest of the day with a lewd shorstack Kakuen sucking his "banana" for the "juice" inside. The "Gluk-Gluk-Gluk" of her swallowing his cum would be burned into his mind as something that would instantly get him hard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 01:58:24 2017 No.16826327 >Monster girl island is going to have a trap AND NTR >After he promised that nither of those would be in the game There is no justice in this world

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 02:00:08 2017 No.16826331 >>16826324 You're powerless to resist while she's slurping on your bonita banana!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 02:02:52 2017 No.16826336 >>16826331 There is one way to escape anon. You've gotta make sure to use your weight when your knees start buckling and start piledriver facefucking her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 02:03:45 2017 No.16826340 >>16823516 >NTR used as a slur

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 02:04:05 2017 No.16826342 Monstergirls in swimsuits! What sort of swimsuit best suits your waifu/favorite MG?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 02:04:39 2017 No.16826344 >>16826340 Bait bait, go away, come again never.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 02:06:19 2017 No.16826346 who else has a raging erection from the finger sucking robot animu?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 02:08:12 2017 No.16826353 >>16826325 Poor Anon, now he has to live with a Kakuen who can get him instantly hard by eating a banana in front of him >>16826336 Don't forget to pin her for the 3 count to prove your domination

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 02:08:55 2017 No.16826354 >>16826342 There's no way my Demon Waifu would wear anything other than a slingshot bikini. She'd also spend most of her time laying on me while I lay on a beach chair.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 02:10:01 2017 No.16826356 >>16826353 >A Kakuen will never smugly show off how many bananas she can shove into her mouth at once.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 02:18:12 2017 No.16826367

>>16826342
Well, my waifu would prefer one-piece swimsuits most of the time because she's a little too shy for bikinis, but she's still quite alright with latex suits as long as the material is thick enough.

My daughteru would like one-piece suits too, she'd prefer a school style one or something like a pink polka-dotted one with a little frill skirt. And yes, as long as the material is thick enough to not be too revealing she'd wear latex swimsuits too.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 02:21:39 2017 No.16826370
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>>16826342
Holstaurs are for bikinis, nothing more.
>>16826354
I'm just gonna assume you're THE demonfag, meaning the one guy who waifud Demons early on and started a cult following with how much you talked them up. Well congratulations you got another one, not my favorite, that spot will always be occupied by Holstaurs, but definitely in the top five now.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 02:22:41 2017 No.16826374

>>16826356
>Anon's been bullied by a tall /fit/ Kakuen with big jiggly tits ever since he got to college.
>One day she forces her way into his dorm room with a bunch of about eight bananas and locks the door behind her.
>She pins him to the couch by sitting on his lap and begins grinning lewdly as she peels a banana and shoves it into her mouth.
>And as anon watch, she shoves another banana in past her lewd, plump lips. And then another, and another, and another until all of them have been mashed into her mouth as a gooey mush.
>Then with a huge gulp, she swallows them all and opens her mouth wide so anon can see that there's none of the banana mush left.
>And a he's gawking she starts grinding her hips against his crotch and leans in right next to his ear and whispering into it.
>"I'm going to drink at least twice as much as that from your dick~"
>And then a full day and seven manticore spikes later, anon was a twitching pleasure mess and the Kakuen's mouth had a big stiff "banana" stuffed into it as semen leaked out of her almost vacuum sealed dick sucking lips.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 02:23:02 2017 No.16826377 >>16826370 Bovine Beach Babes!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 02:23:30 2017 No.16826378 >>16826344 Check yo fidelity privilege.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 02:23:34 2017 No.16826380 >>16826354 How nice of her to protect you from sunburns with her whole self like that! That'd have to be a sturdy beach chair though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 02:23:55 2017 No.16826382 >>16826370 Depends, do you think I'm the one with the childhood friend or the baroness/ Because it's the first one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 02:24:10 2017 No.16826383 >>16826342 >Mindflayer A custom one piece that shows off her belly and most of her cleavage >Atlach-Nacha Traditional Japanese school swimsuit but with the back exposed for her spider legs and dyed black

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 02:25:26 2017 No.16826385 >>16826367 Isn't thick latex tighter and more restrictive?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 02:28:20 2017 No.16826397 >>16826385 Yes anon, it certainly is. I don't think the restrictiveness would make much of a difference for a one-piece swimsuit, but that and the tightness is what my girls would be all about.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 02:32:29 2017 No.16826404

>>16826377
I can't decide if I'd rather rub sunscreen on a Holstaur or let her tan for delicious brown.
>>16826382
I actually don't know, I'm not very good at reading the thread, all I know is there was a time where it seemed like there was only one guy who waifud Demons and he, and obviously some others I assume, got it to the point where they're pretty popular now. I know of the baronessfag in the way that I've seen a bit of discussion about it, pretty sure I've seen you talking about your waifu before as well. I'm sure you're to blame as much as any of the others for my desire to sin now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 02:40:04 2017 No.16826417 File: 742 KB, 826x1800, Shoggoth maidkini.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16826342 >Dark Slime Just a simple, sporty bikini made from her own slime. It's the wizard hat that needs to be waterproofed. >Shoggoth

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 02:44:32 2017 No.16826420 >>16826342 I don't know what a dark mage would wear. Micro bikini maybe?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 02:46:52 2017 No.16826425 >>16826342 Just a one-piece.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 02:50:33 2017 No.16826430

>You will never volunteer to teach a class of 19-20 year old Monstergirls how best to please a man.
>Every part of your body shown off and explained in terms of the pleasure it can bring.
>Made to orgasm, edged, sucked off, and fucked in front of a captive audience.
By the end of the class, none of those girls are looking for husbands. They're going to share you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 02:58:11 2017 No.16826441 >>16826342 >>16826367 >>16826383 >>16826425 One piece swimsuits are the most lewd style of swimsuits. This is indisputable.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 03:00:31 2017 No.16826444 >>16826342 I want to say a sexy one piece swim suit, because that's my favourite. It just doesn't really expose her abs though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 03:01:46 2017 No.16826446 >>16826383 >Traditional Japanese school swimsuit but with the back exposed for her spider legs and dyed black Aww that's cute. I can just imagine her getting really flustered and insulting when you start to check her out in it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 03:03:04 2017 No.16826449 >>16826430 That definitely sounds like one pleasurable life. But I prefer to teach a class on how to be a house husband.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 03:06:45 2017 No.16826453 Shoebill Harpies are intense! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-97DyhGkfs

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 03:09:45 2017 No.16826457 >>16826453 Why do you think her stare is so intense? Why isn't she so serious all the time? >that Jiiiiiiiii.... Adorable. Simply adorable. Kuudere girls may be creepy by they're very cute.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 03:18:21 2017 No.16826484 File: 110 KB, 630x1008, C6vTXLJU0AAY2X0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 03:19:24 2017 No.16826486

>decide to keep doing gesture drawings for half an hour before head to bed
>keep thinking this is the night I get to draw something post worthy
>40 drawings later says "lol nope"
>want to give up but stuff like this
>>16826484
>keeps making me want to keep trying

To the anon that dared me to to this, I sure hope this actually is worthwhile instead of you just fucking with me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 03:21:11 2017 No.16826490 >>16826486 You can do it anon! I have hope in you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 03:24:57 2017 No.16826494 >>16826484 Ah! Cute!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 03:28:18 2017 No.16826500 Melon is streaming again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 03:32:24 2017 No.16826503 >>16826500 Link?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 03:34:20 2017 No.16826507 >>16826503 https://picarto.tv/Whutermuelon

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 03:35:14 2017 No.16826510 >>16826507 Neat. Thanks anon.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 03:35:53 2017 No.16826511
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Which Monster Girl would enjoy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-9c-ePKtSI the most?

I was going to go with a different classic but then the answer would have all been Undead.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 03:39:03 2017 No.16826521 >>16826511 Any monstergirl who likes dancing honestly. MJ's tracks are great for dance numbers.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 03:40:24 2017 No.16826523 >>16826446 Nachas in swimsuits are for sexually bullying while they tell you how much of a pervert you are

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 03:42:00 2017 No.16826528 >>16826523 Like groping? Anon that's going to look weird groping a little girl in a traditional Japanese school swim suit. I'm calling the police.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 03:43:28 2017 No.16826530 I'm feeling really down today. How would your waifu make you happy when you're feeling down?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 03:44:52 2017 No.16826533 >>16826521 Apsara and Otohime are the obvious ones. The caption art for Pharaoh and Apophis also mentions them dancing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 03:46:17 2017 No.16826538 >>16826511 I want to make love to that Succubus in the leotard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 03:46:46 2017 No.16826539 >>16826530 Good old smothering my face in her paws.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 03:47:07 2017 No.16826541 File: 312 KB, 1488x2105, 1487693766475.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16826528 Nothing weird with molesting a loli spider especially when she is that cute

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 03:47:32 2017 No.16826542 >>16826533 Man, just imagine a Pharaoh coming over to our side through the portal and finding MJ's music. And then the human she's homestaying with catches her dancing in her room to Smooth Criminal.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 03:47:49 2017 No.16826543 >>16826538 Leotards are great for face sitting

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 03:47:54 2017 No.16826544 >>16826530 She constructs a happy little fantasy for us to enjoy and uplift ourselves from a dour mood. It ain't escapism if it's with a Phantom after all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 03:48:35 2017 No.16826547 >>16826530 Neck Kisses, cheek kisses, cuddling, nuzzling and vidya. On the lewd front, smug paizuri and assjobs

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 03:49:04 2017 No.16826548 >>16826541 Very true, I wouldn't be able to resist molesting one aswell.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 03:52:08 2017 No.16826553 >>16826486 You might as well give up now, it seems like you hate doing it so why bother?

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 03:57:24 2017 No.16826558

>>16826530
The same thing I'd do.

Come up from behind, place her forehead to the back of my head and very slowly, gently wrap her arms around. One arm would go around the waist, and the other hand would rest on the collarbone.

Without a word, she'd let us stay like that, and just knowing that she's there, not asking questions, not acting like nothing's wrong, but just being there and knowing that you're with someone who loves you back makes everything else seem like it can't matter that much.

Once I start to move again, she brings her head over my shoulder and presses her cheek against mine, and I can feel her breath rolling down my neck. She guides my hand up to her face, and I get a glimpse of her eyes past her hair before I get pulled in for a short kiss. This usually ends either with her pressing me against a wall in a bear hug or laying around together with some music playing.

and then we have some sandwiches.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 03:57:46 2017 No.16826559

>>16826539
>Anubis smothers your face with her paws until you smile.
Sounds nice.

>>16826544
It would be nice to have a perfect world just for you and her to retreat in when things are feeling bad in real life.

>>16826547
She sure knows how to make you feel good again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 03:58:14 2017 No.16826561 >>16826530 Who is your waifu, anon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 04:02:21 2017 No.16826569 >>16826559 >She sure knows how to make you feel good again. She sure does. That damn demon knows how to push all my buttons. Thankfully I know her weak points too.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 04:06:49 2017 No.16826577

>>16826558
If there ever was something that shows just how much she loves you it's that.
I just love the idea of them showing that they love you in more ways than just fucking you.
What sandwiches would you do?

>>16826561
Lich.

>>16826569
>She starts to rub against your weak points.
>So do you
>The two of you just stay there while making one another more and more horny.
The question is who would give away first.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 04:12:50 2017 No.16826584 >>16826577 It's her anon. It's her every time. However much she knows my weak spots, teasing her nipples will always get her ready to go faster than even her plump thighs squeezing my dick.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 04:17:44 2017 No.16826594 File: 216 KB, 884x893, 60113080_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16826342 Skinny dipping

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 04:19:10 2017 No.16826596

>>16826577
Being in love is knowing that your best friend in the whole world is always there when you need them, and understanding each other well enough that words can be superfluous. A touch can say a lot, and being able to just enjoy the quiet with each other is always special.

If I've got leftover venison, that's our go-to. Otherwise spicy chicken on an egg bun for me and roast beef with tomato on ciabatta for her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 04:19:35 2017 No.16826597 >>16826594 But thats lewd

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 04:22:02 2017 No.16826600

>>16826594
>Anon gets dragged in his swimsuit to a hellhound's house and thrown into a big tub of water.
>Before he can protest, the hellhound climbs in with him buck naked, her fat tits,
tight abs, and thick muscular thighs on full display along with her naughty holes.
>The water starts bubbling around the two of them as she starts leaning in uncomfortably close.
Would you let the Hellhound delinquent rape you in her makeshift hot tub anon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 04:23:33 2017 No.16826602 File: 175 KB, 785x1049, 54p.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16826600 It's not rape if it's exactly what you want!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 04:24:54 2017 No.16826604 >>16826600 Damn right I would. No resistance at all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 04:25:05 2017 No.16826605 >>16826602 Good man. Maybe if you, in her words, "pump her steaming hot cunt full" then she'll let you get a few shots off in her tits.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 04:28:43 2017 No.16826609

>>16826604
>"Oh? Not even a cry for help? You're more of a slut than I thought anon~"
>"I bet you wanted this so bad the first day we met. You wanted me to take your cock and make it my toy. You wanted to feel my red hot pussy eat up your dick and squeeze every last drop out of your balls~"
>"Well, you're going to get all of that and more~ By the time I'm done you'll be addicted to every part of my body~"
>"Now first thing's first. Start sucking on this tit while I sliiide you in, Ah~! There we go. Now let's get started."

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 04:29:24 2017 No.16826611 File: 1.85 MB, 500x281, 5335830-2275176654-tumbl.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >A Phantom starts hitting on you. >Eat a Raging Mushroom. >Carries over into the simulation.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 04:29:28 2017 No.16826612

>Your Kikimora maid is quiet, polite and impeccably well mannered
>Have sex with her for the first time
>It's as slow and tender as you imagined it would be
>As you begin to near climax, she wraps her legs around your waist, digs her nails deep into your back and begins shaking her hips like a woman possessed before throwing her head back and shrieking "Make me a mother!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 04:30:36 2017 No.16826614 >>16826609 This Hellhound knows exactly what I want and she sounds perfect. I'd be her little sub chewtoy if she let me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 04:31:38 2017 No.16826619 >>16826612 This is normal for a maid. Sometimes they can't hold their urge in for mastah to breed them and give her his babies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 04:32:07 2017 No.16826620 File: 289 KB, 1000x1000, 1491553927209.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16826577 I dont know what you have been through, but look, she's cheering for you. Show her a smile and be strong, do it for her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 04:32:47 2017 No.16826621 File: 776 KB, 3600x5709, BTZ6SZv.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want a big buff gymhound to make me lick her hot, sweaty abs before having her way with me in the showers!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 04:33:37 2017 No.16826623 >>16826611 This is why I think a phantom could be really damn fun as a wife.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 04:34:53 2017 No.16826624 File: 352 KB, 1000x1000, 1464493366180.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16826621 Realized at the last second that that was a lewdhound picture! I don't need another vacation!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 04:34:59 2017 No.16826625 >>16826620 >ThumbsUpLich.jpg They're always there to comfort their beloved test subject.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 04:36:01 2017 No.16826626 >>16826621 Are we the same person?

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 04:36:46 2017 No.16826628

>>16826614
Just do everything she says anon, and she'll reward you with intense pleasure.
And then she'll make you her little cuddlebuddy afterwards, stroking your hair and praising you on a job well done.

>>16826621
Do you want her to high five her Oni gym buddy while she cunnilingus facefucks you in the shower stall?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 04:38:43 2017 No.16826631 >>16826620 Seeing her give me that smile would make me be able to go through hell and back. Thank you. There's always a bright spot even in dark times it would seam. Thanks for making me smile.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 04:38:50 2017 No.16826632 File: 737 KB, 1158x1920, tumblr_o9z3hzJOAY1r6u72yo1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16826626 Maybe. >>16826628 Yes! Double the tomboy double the fun!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 04:41:01 2017 No.16826636 >>16826632 Oh? Do you want the Oni to get in on it? Because that means two soft but muscular asses hotdogging your dick, two tight /fit/ pussies to pump full of cum and twice the warm and calming cuddles.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 04:45:51 2017 No.16826639 >>16826594 >Heya Anon, wanna throw a beach BBQ?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 05:01:13 2017 No.16826657 >>16826639 A beach BBQ with a hellhound, my friends, and her friends mingling? Sounds like a good time. She just needs to promise to send her ogre friend after that asshole Chad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 05:13:08 2017 No.16826669 File: 12 KB, 147x109, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16822410 >>/i/499464 >>/i/499465 mmm

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 05:14:33 2017 No.16826673 File: 12 KB, 147x109, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16822410 (You) >>>/i/499464 >>>/i/499465 mmm

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 05:17:26 2017 No.16826680 >>16826673 Jesus fucking Christ that is the lewdest bit if art if seen in some time. Thank you water melon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 05:19:27 2017 No.16826685 File: 1.30 MB, 1274x1920, tumblr_o89n820mAm1r6u72yo1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16826636 Nothing like some fun with your bros!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 05:22:49 2017 No.16826691 >>16826685 You'd better take responsibility and marry those cute /fit/ girls anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 05:27:41 2017 No.16826695 Didn't KC say something about evil girls marrying evil guys?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 05:32:28 2017 No.16826701 >>16826695 I have no memory of this.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 05:33:01 2017 No.16826704

>>16826695
No, monster girls in MGE won't go for evil people at all, they can sense when someone is like that and avoid him.

The closest you can get to "evil" are girls like Druella and Demons who still want what's best for humanity even if they're forceful about it. Demons aren't too picky about what kind of man they go for apart from that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 05:35:18 2017 No.16826706 >>16826704 The beauty of MGE is that even the intended """evil""" girls are infact trying to do good for the world. It's like an antagonist who's motives you really can't see fault in. >inb4 this start and argument

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 05:41:19 2017 No.16826714 File: 154 KB, 768x1024, 59995528_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16826706 Hey I'm not going to argue with this. I want to be saved by a demon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 05:46:33 2017 No.16826721 >>16826714 May the DemonLord and her army save us from our misery.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 05:49:27 2017 No.16826727

>>16826695
Since there are no truly evil monster girls that wouldn't make any sense
I could see why the kind, submissive and gentle species would avoid any sort of criminal though

>>16826704
Only the most villainous of scum can't get a monster girl, I recall KC even saying that bandits often get raped straight by wild MGs

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 05:58:40 2017 No.16826737

>>16826721
I just want a comfy life with a demon, they've really been growing on me lately.
>>16826727
>I recall KC even saying that bandits often get raped straight by wild MGs
Probably the kind that steal and shit but don't kill anyone and now I'm having mental images of a camp of tough looking guys getting completely steam rolled by goblins.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 06:05:53 2017 No.16826746

>>16826706
You're right, even chaos species who want to turn the surface into an abyss of madness and sex just want to make the world a better place

>>16826737
Bandits in medieval fantasy tend be bastards who steal and rape without hesitation, but yeah they don't kill without a good reason

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 06:19:37 2017 No.16826778 >>16826327 >Monsterboys and NTR. Well lets be honest here. There were only a handful of us who actually cared. I checked it out once, lost interest quickly. It's not that great a loss.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 06:23:48 2017 No.16826784
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>Love all of the horribly dangerous monster girls:
>Manticore
>Hellhounds
>Ushi-Onis
>Giant Onis
>Dangerous witches.
>Breeds of Arachne.
>Bulking Minotaurs.
>Apophis and company.
>All members of the dragon family.
>Demons & other devilish creatures.
>Muscle liches
>Etc, etc.

>Want to do nothing but everything that there weren't designed for:
>Bully them.
>Demean them.
>Dominate them.
>Forcefully impregnate them.
>Make them cum over and over until they pass out or break.
>Cuddle them in my arms afterwards until they go fast asleep.
>Repeat until Mamonomana Stockholm Syndrome sets in.

>All despite the different in power levels or the MGs purpose.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 06:25:22 2017 No.16826787 File: 786 KB, 1280x960, 74ee4f8702fc1350dc564b8fe11be374.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A goat to commemorate the end of the world.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 06:26:55 2017 No.16826790 File: 1.65 MB, 2800x1977, gobble_gobble_by_phanaxial-daj3zqa.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16826737

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 06:27:01 2017 No.16826791 >>16826787 would use the horns as handlebars while mounting her. And then polish them afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 06:27:23 2017 No.16826793 >>16826787 That ass was built for _____

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 06:28:05 2017 No.16826794 >>16826793 Slapping with sloppy dildos.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 06:29:53 2017 No.16826798 >>16826784 That's just called having shit taste. The sad part is that it's basically a meme.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 06:30:09 2017 No.16826799 File: 418 KB, 1024x445, diana_slingkini_by_liveforthefunk-day8q4b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16826787 Funk is a god among men.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 06:30:38 2017 No.16826800 >>16826787 Stylish hooves and muscled ass >>16826791 Polishing horns is one of the most intimate thing a man can do with a monster girl >>16826793 Assjob where she squizzes you so tight that you can barely move

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 06:34:06 2017 No.16826803 >>16826799 His curvy girls are very breedable. Shame he's a degenerate.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 06:37:13 2017 No.16826810 File: 910 KB, 1024x1556, sweater_bunny_by_liveforthefunk-d9uvlkt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16826803 >Shame he's a degenerate. Uh huh.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 06:39:04 2017 No.16826816 >>16826810 I'd love to have that ass sat on my face. Then later fondle those ears.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 07:01:25 2017 No.16826846 File: 98 KB, 849x1200, C8uHDTkUAAImuVk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16826453 EXTREMELY intense

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 07:02:34 2017 No.16826849 >>16826846 Is it normal to have an urge to lick the shoebill's abs?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 07:05:09 2017 No.16826854 >>16826849 She's gonna look down on you licking her with her angry eyes Is that really what you want?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 07:07:47 2017 No.16826856 >>16826854 I don't know if she's actually angry, but yes it would be intimidating. I refuse to stop licking though. That is really what I want.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 07:09:28 2017 No.16826859 >>16826846 I want to rape shoebill!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 07:09:34 2017 No.16826860 >>16826846 I want to rape Shoebill.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 07:12:53 2017 No.16826865 >>16826859 >>16826860 Rape hivemind.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 07:13:02 2017 No.16826866 >>16826859 >>16826860 One of these was more serious than the other

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 07:15:04 2017 No.16826869 File: 1.11 MB, 998x1216, 61639416_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16826866 One of them was by the person who has been posting it in every KF thread he could find since he picked up the show.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 07:16:59 2017 No.16826872

>>16826859
>>16826860
>Anon rapes a Shoebill
>She gives him the most pissed off look
>He violently pounds her to show dominance
>She actually enjoys it and gave consent through a small nod of the head
>Years later they are happily married
>Anon still thinks he kidnapped her against her will

Just because she looks angry doesn't mean she is

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 07:17:06 2017 No.16826873 >>16826869 KF is cute and I want to headpat shoebill.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 07:17:45 2017 No.16826874 >>16826869 The first one was by me and I don't even lurk KF threads that much. That glare makes her way too tempting to molest though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 07:18:09 2017 No.16826876 >>16826872 Rape isn't good anon. Always ask for consent. I demand consent and so should you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 07:18:12 2017 No.16826877 File: 148 KB, 540x400, 1485697469982.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16826453 Let me get this straight. This is the show everyone has been talking about and referencing here? ...Really?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 07:20:13 2017 No.16826882 File: 646 KB, 787x1365, 62233723_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16826877 ハイ、ドーゾ

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 07:23:09 2017 No.16826884 >>16826877 What's the problem?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 07:23:53 2017 No.16826885 What monster girl is best for kidnappning, raping and turning into a sex slave?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 07:24:28 2017 No.16826886 >>16826885 Alice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 07:24:32 2017 No.16826887 File: 111 KB, 850x1241, a9874efa8318bbc28185c01e9fb0738c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16826810 Apparently this is the same girl, holy shit she's soft.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 07:25:35 2017 No.16826889 >>16826885 Hinezumi, make sure you cheap shot her via chloroform or something too, denying her a loss in a fair fight only humiliates her further.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 07:26:15 2017 No.16826890 >>16826885 No monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 07:27:04 2017 No.16826892 >>16826877 Let it not be said that anons have taste, anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 07:27:29 2017 No.16826894 >>16826890 >Nuh-uh! Laffin

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 07:28:20 2017 No.16826898 >>16826890 And here we have the man who will be kidnappad, raped and turned into a sex slave.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 07:28:29 2017 No.16826900 >>16826877 Don't use Lala to shitpost.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 07:28:58 2017 No.16826901 >>16826890 There's several monster girls designed for this and that's MGE alone, outside of that MGs getting raped is fairly common.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 07:29:31 2017 No.16826903 >>16826869 I didn't know birds could have breasts that soft Glad to see someone find his waifu >>16826885 Dragon Zombie Or if you enjoy the whole process of breaking the girl yourself you can go with >>16826886

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 07:30:23 2017 No.16826905 >>16826898 That's mean. Whatever happened to romance?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 07:33:57 2017 No.16826909 It's nice that actually raping an MG is impossible and they wouldn't get hurt by it. That's what keeps me sound at night.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 07:34:57 2017 No.16826912 >>16826905 No romance for you. She'll sit on a chair and shove your head down and force you to lick her pussy. She'll grow closer to you after awhile and take you out on "dates" and such.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 07:34:59 2017 No.16826913 >>16826909 >>16826894

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 07:36:43 2017 No.16826918 >>16826909 >raping an MG is impossible Except it's possible, Alice and Dormouse are a thing. There's also more than just KC's setting where monster girls getting raped happens at least half the time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 07:37:59 2017 No.16826923 >>16826918 But due to SE they'll like it anyway. So it's not really rape it's more like forcing yourself on a girl who wants it. And true MGs outside of MGE get raped.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 07:39:06 2017 No.16826927 >>16826885 Lizardmen. Just beat them up and you got a sex slave for life. I'd make her beg for me to cum inside of her and get her pregnant with my child.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 07:39:20 2017 No.16826928 >>16826912 I can take that. I like face sitting anyway.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 07:39:55 2017 No.16826931 >>16826918 It's not rape if they want it. And every MG wants the D. Even if they don't know it yet. Unless you're trying to push NTR faggotry.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 07:40:58 2017 No.16826936 >>16826885 Never understood the appeal of this. But I'm not going to shit on other people's fantasies.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 07:44:24 2017 No.16826942

>>16826923
True, there's also raping stuff such as Manticores who would prefer to be seen as scary. She's going to enjoy it but she's not going to be happy about being in that position.
>>16826931
>And every MG wants the D.
Depends entirely on the setting.
>that spoiler
Please lets not bring that up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 07:45:07 2017 No.16826945 >>16826942 >raping manticore Shit meme

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 07:45:39 2017 No.16826947 >>16826909 >>16826923 >>16826931 It's still rape if they don't consent to it Enjoying it ≠ consenting

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 07:48:16 2017 No.16826953 >>16826947 MGE monster girls would still consent anyway. Unless she's already taken obviously. So I can see it being possible for non-MGE girls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 07:51:50 2017 No.16826960 >>16826953 That's a valid argument, I don't see many species who would refuse sex Among those who'd refuse you have powerful species, fighter species and species like Mantis who disregard sex until trying it

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 07:52:13 2017 No.16826963 >>16826945 Not everything you dislike is a meme.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 07:53:28 2017 No.16826965 >>16826963 I like male dom before you say I don't like it. But even I'm not stupid enough to completely disregard an MG's whole gimmick and personality.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 07:55:10 2017 No.16826972

What are some of the ways human infantry would protect against other human mages and monstergirls with powerful magical affinities?

I'm just thinking about armour right now, but how about some form of plate armor that is riddled with magical circuits. Each soldier can be rationed with some form of crystal or essence that they can kind of "plug in" to their armor to imbue the circuitry with resistance to that type.

So your scouts would perform reconnaissance, and would tell your troops what they think the enemy casters specialize in, and you can take the into account before hand and if your elements don't match, before you sortie, you could swap them out for the applicable resistance.

Taking cost into account, rather than some super rare and expensive metal that can resist all magic and is strong, you could just equip your troops with common metal that is exceedingly conductive to magic, and use that to imbue the armor with defense against one particular attribute.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 07:55:31 2017 No.16826974

>>16826960
I can see the fantasy of wanting to break a powerful species. Although it would be very, very hard.

So fighting species makes me sense to me.
>ywn be a Paladin who defeats a Lizardman and then claims his prize while she's on the floor weak and vulnerable
>ywn get yourself a Lizardmen house wife who's addicted to your monster dick

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 07:59:11 2017 No.16826979 >>16826972 I imagine that this metal could be put in a small plate on their shield and it would absorb/conduct a lot of the magical energy blasted at it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:01:01 2017 No.16826984 Remember kids, do not rape the unicorn after you get a monster wife. That's forced corruption and you are an evil person if you do that.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:02:08 2017 No.16826985

>>16826965
Just because she's scary and dom it doesn't mean she can't be taken by force, Manticores aren't unbeatable and their personality being a cruel and sadistic one would make forcing one of them to be on bottom the closest thing to "rape" you could get in MGE.

It's not disregarding a personality at all, it's taking it into account. She's not going to be an ahegaoing sub making double peace signs but instead give a glare that could kill and swear to eat you when she gets free to try and keep up the man eater act.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:02:37 2017 No.16826987 >>16826979 I didn't think of that. Far better to equip your footmen with really good shields than it is expensive body armor that probably only a fulltime soldier or noble could afford.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:03:53 2017 No.16826990

>>16826974
>I can see the fantasy of wanting to break a powerful species. Although it would be very, very hard.
KC said in one of his Q&A's that its pretty much what you said. if you want to break/tame the more dominant females you would need to put a lot of work into it

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:05:50 2017 No.16826993 >>16826985 Manticores are also good for rape because you can go straight for hee virgin pussy instead of her tail.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:07:13 2017 No.16826995 >>16826974 >>16826990 >Anon spends long years of hard work to become a high level paladin >He doesn't try to save the world or anything >All he wants to do is turn a Dragon into a mere female lizard

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:08:13 2017 No.16826998 File: 52 KB, 420x599, Lizardman_extra_art.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16826974 Lizards are said to become domestic fairly easily if you beat them.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:08:49 2017 No.16826999

>>16826985
Oh of course. You being the average man could definitely defeat a manticore and hold her down to fuck her. That's definitely not going against the whole theme of them being scary, incredibly strong monsters with a passion for dominating and raping men. Manticores may not be unbeatable but you can bet your ass there's a very slim chance you'd ever actually beat one.

>It's not disregarding a personality at all, it's taking it into account. She's not going to be an ahegaoing sub making double peace signs but instead give a glare that could kill and swear to eat you when she gets free to try and keep up the man eater act.

That's what Hellhounds are for.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:09:12 2017 No.16827000 >>16826995 Priorities motherfuker

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:09:27 2017 No.16827001

>>16826046
I personally think it's the pose. Just look at how she's sitting like that, legs drawn up to hide all but those eyes, giving you the most overt "come hither" look possible, as she showsoff her paws, her legs, and her crotch all at once.
She's just begging to be love-tackled and pinned to the bed by you, arms under her knees to keep them pulled up as high as she can stretch. In that position, she's completely open to being overwhelmed by kisses, as you stare into her eyes and hilt in her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:10:49 2017 No.16827004 >>16826972 And suddenly you were an MMO raid group. "Ok everyone, capped fire resist tonight!"

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:11:43 2017 No.16827007

>>16826998
That's actually quite nice to think about. Living the gritty warrior life and then settling down for a comfy love life with your Lizardman wife.

>>16826993
That's one of the reasons I really like manticores, ironically they're actually quite "pure".

I want a Manticore to dominate me and make me her submissive little chewtoy and when she thinks I'm worthy enough, she penetrates herself with my dick on her normal pussy. I'd feel the most honour a slut could ever feel.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:14:13 2017 No.16827011 >>16827004 I think a lot of MMO aspects would infact be realistic in a fantasy setting. I mean think about it. If the opposing nation's prided fire mage battalion is on the field, you would stack fire resist gear, trinkets and buffs.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:14:16 2017 No.16827012

>>16826993
Exactly. They protect their virginity so taking it would be like claiming a prize. Just take responsibility after.
>>16826999
>it's the "you could never beat one" argument again
They're possible to defeat in the setting and not real so it's stupid to limit yourself to being an average person if you're fantasizing about things anyway.

If you want to be an average guy go ahead and knock yourself out but getting mad because someone wants to be a powerful mage or warrior is a little silly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:15:48 2017 No.16827015 >>16827012 So is the idea of domming dom girls. It's stupid and leads to trashy thread memes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:16:05 2017 No.16827016 >>16826999 Not him, but I work under the belief that one other ways to beat fear is to punch it in the face. True, monster strength and all that, but making the scary thing not so scary is a thing I live for.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:16:53 2017 No.16827017 >>16827011 >They all just use water magic instead. I mean, being a one-trick-pony is kinda dumb when you realize there are beings that are naturally just immune to fire.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:18:35 2017 No.16827022 >>16827015 Having the victim fight back is hot. Even the monsters know that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:18:42 2017 No.16827023 >>16827015 That's just your feelings talking, no one's saying it has to be the norm and again you're calling things you don't like memes.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:19:02 2017 No.16827024

>>16827017
Yeah, but you don't want jacks of all trades in your army, do you? To my understanding, highly specialized forces and top tier co-ordination is preferable to a generally superior, but no really excellent anywhere army.

Plus magic is hard. I find it hard to believe that some one who devoted his studies to mastering fire magic could so easily start lobbing ice javelins.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:19:36 2017 No.16827026 >>16827015 Anything can become a thread meme depending on the day. It's a coin flip weather it spews or not.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:19:44 2017 No.16827027 >>16827022 Pretty much this. There's no fun in dominating a girl who's just going to lay there like a fish and cry like a japanese porn star.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:21:08 2017 No.16827029 File: 963 KB, 2512x1956, Horse Automaton.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We can improve upon the Centaur, pushing from Flawless status into Perfection status. They alone shall stand within the perfect tier.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:22:02 2017 No.16827030 >>16827029 Yeah, all you have to do is make them bipedal

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:22:07 2017 No.16827031 >>16827029 I just ain't a fan of horse pussy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:23:09 2017 No.16827034 >>16827022 Not ever monster. I dunno kind of seems boring to me.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:24:00 2017 No.16827036

>>16827024
>I find it hard to believe that some one who devoted his studies to mastering fire magic could so easily start lobbing ice javelins.
Really? Because someone with high proficiency in fire magic should be able to easily form ice through magic. It's just common sense.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:25:08 2017 No.16827038 >>16827027 But anon-kun. Its no fun dominating a girl anyway That was a joke

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:25:18 2017 No.16827040 >>16827029 H O R S E O R S E

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:25:28 2017 No.16827041 >>16827029 This kind of fixes the problem of horse vaginas being disgusting, actually. Probably one of the rare few times I'll like a non-loli centaur design.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:25:33 2017 No.16827042 Please name a girl who; Is intelligent, friendly and kind. Is mostly equal, but with a dominant side. Has emotions. Is great at sex. Now explain how to win her heart.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:25:44 2017 No.16827043

>>16827036
It's only common sense when you look at it through a modern scientific perspective, and rationalize it as the control of heat. But lots of fantasies take fire and water as two opposing and incompatible elements.

If any two magics were to be paired it would be something like fire and wind, lightning and water.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:25:49 2017 No.16827044
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>>16827029
>want a bicorn wife and centaur harem with one of every type of centaur
>including a unicorn would automatically corrupt her
Loving Centaurs is painful at times.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:27:45 2017 No.16827046 >>16827038 Go ask a hellhound why she likes to dominate.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:27:56 2017 No.16827047 >>16826931 >Literally the mentality of a rapist L a f f

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:27:59 2017 No.16827048 >>16827042 Hakutaku. Charm her with stories of places she's never been to and knowledge outside of her area of expertise while throwing in a little flirting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:29:21 2017 No.16827054 >>16827046 Why?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:29:33 2017 No.16827056 >>16827038 >that second spoiler Almost had me, you joker.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:30:44 2017 No.16827058 >>16827047 You must be new here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:31:30 2017 No.16827060 >>16827041 It doesn't. The problem with horse pussy is where it's located. Even canonicaly MGe centaurs don't have animal pussy. It's human pusy back there. The issue is you're fucking the ass end of a horse.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:31:58 2017 No.16827061
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>>16827044
You could always go for multiple Unicorns and become the Unicorn King.

They only specifically go after virgins to avoid being corrupted, which means multiple Unicorns would work if you could manage it.

Automaton Unicorn could handle anything though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:32:05 2017 No.16827062 >>16827015 >Implying power struggles between monsters and humans don't make it more enjoyable It sure is better than the stale "I get overpowered like a wet paper bag the end" meme.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:32:10 2017 No.16827063 >ctrl+f 'NTR' >45 results >half of them are just letter combinations though Good. Get accustomed to the word, let it start feeling harmless.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:33:22 2017 No.16827064 >>16827061 Unicorns don't join harems.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:33:36 2017 No.16827066 >>16827058 He's fucking with you, dumbo.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:34:34 2017 No.16827068

>>16827043
Wouldn't a battle mage just have a certain control of mana in general and get taught all the most effective combat techniques?

Unless they're an entire elementally affiliated nation a la Avatar:TLA, it would be more difficult to find a cadre that all had the same nature than it would be to create a standardized spellbook of Novice, Adept, Master, etc. based on the amount of energy required and complexity of the ritual.

Because it's an army, they'd learn a sequence of spells that had range, benefit from mass use, or speed/ease of casting. That way you'd teach everyone has to cast lightning bolt and ice javelin, or how to contribute some energy into a siege spell or giant shield.

In 1v1 fighting creativity and speed would win over everything, but even the greatest adventurer can't fight an army*

*you can totally fight an army if you employ anti-field scale magic that can't be counterspelled

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:35:04 2017 No.16827069 >>16827061 That's the struggle, I love bicorns, nightmares, whitehorns and vanilla centaurs too. I guess an automaton unicorn is the best option since she wouldn't be corrupted like you say.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:35:12 2017 No.16827071 >>16827064 Yet when corrupted they are the controller of harems. You just have to unlock it without corruption, it's in there deep somewhere. Real deep.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:35:31 2017 No.16827073 >>16827064 That's what we said about Shirohebi too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:37:42 2017 No.16827075 >>16827071 >Real deep. I KNOW I TRIED Ready? R-R-R'Ready?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:38:25 2017 No.16827076 >>16827066 I know, Pinocchio. It's just I saw him repeating that phrase and don't recognize it from anyone I've seen here before.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:39:08 2017 No.16827079

>>16827068
Honestly, it depends entirely on how you implement your magic system.
Look at elemental bending, alloymancy, furies, alchemy, whatever.
In the end though, what makes it interesting is how you define it through rules and limitations of what one can achieve with it.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:40:12 2017 No.16827082

>>16827068
I don't know about you, but I consume a lot of fantasy shit, albeit most of it is nip, but all-round casters who are actually good are heroic entities.

Vast majority have a magic they specialize in.

I mean let me ask you a question. In your mind, what exactly goes into learning a new spell with an element you're not familiar with, much less you are diametrically opposed to?

> or how to contribute some energy into a siege spell or giant shield.
Well this is a given. You'd have a few archmages specializing the spell and then every other magical runt would jut be funneling pure mana into them. But I'm talking about anti-personnel magic, as no army is going to sit there and let you cast that spell.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:40:41 2017 No.16827085 >>16827073 That's true. Maybe they would just hang around the guy trying to have him choose just one to take as his wife or something like that.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:40:58 2017 No.16827086
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I want to go on a one man crusade and defeat as many Lizardmen and salamanders as possible. Doing this I will create a battle harem. And will have them fight over who get's to have sex with me. And every now and again I would just show their heads down in the dirt and fuck them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:42:45 2017 No.16827089 >>16827022 The way I see it. I probably couldn't overpower an MG in question. But if I were to dominate one and she wanted to punish me back. I'd want to get a good punishing. Like bondage, ball gags and blindfolds kind of humiliation.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:45:20 2017 No.16827093 >>16827075 You could always pay a Mindflayer to unlock a Unicorn's Harem Reactor Unit. On the flipside a flayer could probably make that work for any MG anyway.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:46:19 2017 No.16827096

>>16827060
Nah, that's just your personal issue with it.
It might limit the positions, but I don't see anything wrong with fucking a centaur from behind. It's a novelty specific to that monstergirl. If you can't deal with it, find another monstergirl.
Her being a robot/cyborg centaur means that the rear view can look attractive, unlike actual horse pussy, which looks like a fleshy bomb site.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:47:44 2017 No.16827099 >>16827076 You're a slut.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:47:52 2017 No.16827100 >>16827086 You know what happens to the guy who fucks all the girls? He gets stuck, stuck on a boat.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:48:09 2017 No.16827102
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>Barrier between universes is extremely strong.
>No one can break it except the most powerful girls.
>Any girl who breaks through to find you is going to be determined and able to defend you.

How happy will she be to finally see you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:49:45 2017 No.16827103 >>16827102 >A manlet. The goddesses sent me to a manlet. I don't think she'll take the cruel joke too well.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:49:51 2017 No.16827105 >>16827089 You are just a slut. We are talking about domming domming a monster, not just being a tease to get her pussy musk on your face. >>16827093 Mindflayer vs Hellhound. Can she do it?

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:50:00 2017 No.16827107

>>16827096
Well sure. I bet you're also the kind of guy who'd have no qualms with fucking a mechanized sith either. It's a "novelty specific to that monstergirl".

I take issue with your idea that I'm not allowed to state my distaste though. I can't stop you from wanting to fuck something that looks like a horse, and you can't stop me from telling you your taste is shit. Live and let live, yeah?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:51:30 2017 No.16827113 >>16827102 So happy it's hard to comprehend. Although MGs are too pure to come to this world. It's better if we go to theirs.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:52:29 2017 No.16827116
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>>16827102
She can defend me from the yawning abyss of devalued human endeavor that is the age of automation.
And then I can join the 1% who actually matter.

Also, if the amount of desire we have is proportional to that of our waifus, ecstatic.
There will be a snuggling session of legend, followed by every kind of lewd play.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:53:15 2017 No.16827117 >>16827105 Definitive Victory is impossible. It would be a DRAW in that Flayer has to come in once a week to reflay away the Hellhound instincts that cannot be permanently repressed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:53:28 2017 No.16827118 >>16827102 >"Who is this weak chubby short man with insecurities?"

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:54:38 2017 No.16827119 >>16827105 Ok then I'll pop a raging mushroom. That'll do the trick. Then I get her really angry and she'll punish me. It's a win win.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:56:31 2017 No.16827124

>>16827107
Mechanized sith? No way. They're still basically just cats/dogs walking on their hind legs, with weird muzzle faces. I'll fuck a robot horse if there's a nice girl's torso and face attached to it, but I won't fuck Puss in Cyberboots.
And I never said you weren't allowed to state your distaste. I said it's your personal issue, and went on to say "but I don't see anything wrong with..."

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:58:03 2017 No.16827125 Yo where all da Easter Bunnies at?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 08:58:42 2017 No.16827126 >>16827107 >mechanized sith You know what, I would an cait sith automaton if her face had no muzzle since she's no longer covered in fur. Robotic nyas would be adorable.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 09:01:15 2017 No.16827131 >>16827086 One day they'll unite their power to defeat you and you will be made into a mere male primate >>16827100 That's only if you don't take responsibility with a yandere though

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 09:02:24 2017 No.16827133

>>16827124
The sentiment of "If you can't deal with it, find another monstergirl." Is awfully similar to the sentiment of "If you don't like it, shut up and fuck off."

Ultimately the source of our distaste is different. You're fine with fucking a horse so long as it's not fleshy, but robotic. It's the whole shape of the horse that puts me off, regardless of short hair and flesh, or shiny metal.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 09:02:30 2017 No.16827134 >>16827131 I'm too smug to just turn into a male primate. They can't win against the dick.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 09:05:05 2017 No.16827139

>Hey Anon, want to do anything before we leave for my world.
>Yeah! We already have all the technology, history, and medical knowledge. Let me take a picture of you and send it to some people.
>"What for?"
>A lot of people would be happy if they knew Gensokyo is real.
>"That's not where I'm from."
>If you exist, it could too.

Would anyone on /jp/ take time to do this if Monstergirls existed?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 09:06:15 2017 No.16827141 >>16827133 No, you're just taking it that way. Literally, if you don't like that monstergirl, there's others for you. That's all it means.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 09:06:49 2017 No.16827144 >>16827139 I'm unfamiliar with this bullet-hell game you speak of.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 09:08:39 2017 No.16827146 >>16827144 But he didn't say...what?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 09:09:47 2017 No.16827149 Big plump spider rump.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 09:10:32 2017 No.16827153 >>16827149 Is for worship?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 09:11:42 2017 No.16827154 >>16827153 That's one of the things I'd do to a fat spider arse.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 09:12:56 2017 No.16827157 >>16827141 Well I admit that I may only be reading into it, but you have to admit that the action of finding another girl implies you leave or forget the one you don't like, and in doing so, stop voicing your distaste of it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 09:15:33 2017 No.16827161 MGJKEK

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 09:16:11 2017 No.16827164 >>16827154 Care to list the others?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 09:18:09 2017 No.16827168 >>16827161 what did he mean by this ?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 09:19:02 2017 No.16827170 >>16827168 MG\|JK\|EK

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 09:20:02 2017 No.16827172 >>16827170 really fires the neurons up

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 09:20:29 2017 No.16827177 File: 657 KB, 1200x1200, 32572833_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I know foxes aren't really the most unique MGs. But I like them. I can imagine living a comfy life with one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 09:21:08 2017 No.16827179 >>16827139 they would give up on me for being too depressed

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 09:22:46 2017 No.16827184 >>16827170 >monster girl jk >anubis in an unbuttoned school uniform with the tie dangling between her breasts

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 09:22:59 2017 No.16827186 >>16827134 >Implying monster girl vagina isn't 10 times more powerful than the dick

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 09:23:37 2017 No.16827188 >>16827184 >anubis in an unbuttoned school uniform with the tie dangling between her breasts You have my attention.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 09:24:33 2017 No.16827190 >>16827149 Tremendous trickling Tanuki tanks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 09:25:42 2017 No.16827195 >>16827177 Someone come up with a reason for Kitsune to be unique so people can talk about them again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 09:27:26 2017 No.16827197 >>16827195 They can breathe ice and fuse with dinosaurs to become badass knights.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 09:29:07 2017 No.16827202 >>16827195 Multi-tail traps.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 09:29:24 2017 No.16827204 File: 109 KB, 845x1199, C8ukUelUIAIhJSD.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16827177 Winter foxes are the only good foxes

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 09:30:06 2017 No.16827205 File: 517 KB, 1000x1077, 1398035178437.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16827188 Just imagine her blushing when she didn't know you were in the room when she started undressing, flustered schedule dogs are cute.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 09:30:34 2017 No.16827207 >>16827139 I wouldn't risk it for a second. I'd be through that portal even before anyone emerged from it in the first place, no matter how stable it may have looked.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 09:31:50 2017 No.16827214 >>16827202 traps r gay

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 09:33:41 2017 No.16827219 >>16827188 >>anubis in an unbuttoned school uniform with the tie tucked in between her breasts Fixed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 09:34:54 2017 No.16827222 >>16827205 I want to draw dicks in her schedule.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 09:34:54 2017 No.16827223

>>16827197
>Vandals are trashing the shrine!
>Kitsune steps outside, exhales.
>The criminals are frozen in a solid block of ice.
>She calls her Dragon friend.
>"Hey, want to scissor in front of some honorless men and kick their ass dressed as knights?"

>>16827202
A higher number of tails means they're cuter. A trap with one tail is just a cute guy, but if he has five or more tails he's basically a girl. Nine is perfection.

>>16827204
Their tails are great for cuddling in the Winter!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 09:35:48 2017 No.16827225 >>16827205 Flustered Schedule Dogs are indeed incredibly adorable. And this image is very nice, anon. I like to imagine being commanded and bossed around by an Anubis like that.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 09:36:32 2017 No.16827227
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So I've been playing Blazblue and something occurred to me: they don't wear what we'd consider socially acceptable clothing.
Men and women both are chronically under-dressed.
The only times they seem embarrassed are when they go entirely to pasties.
Bodysuits, low cut pants and high cut shirts with no underwear, exposed lingerie and fundoshi, nothing else seems to phase them. It's all pretty normal.

How far would monsters get before they commented on your lack of, or excessively fetishy clothing?

For those of you who don't play it, pic related only adds the furry paws. She looks exactly like that in game including the pole.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 09:36:51 2017 No.16827231 >>16827223 >>16827214 Nigga I'm talking about an actual trap you get stuck in not a girl (guy)

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 09:37:07 2017 No.16827232 >>16827225 They canonically get flustered when you fuck them. Which is great.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 09:37:20 2017 No.16827233
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Big billowing bovine boobs
Massive meaty mino muscles
Burly bouncing beef buttocks
Mega milk-filled muskox mammaries

I seek the BEEGest Holst or Minotaur you got.
Anything less than TITANIC won't do.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 09:38:10 2017 No.16827234 >>16827231 Well don't get me so excited, my man.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 09:38:15 2017 No.16827235 >>16827202 Trapping you in their tails, then fucking you? That's Waifu tier.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 09:39:42 2017 No.16827238 >>16827233 Okay.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 09:39:50 2017 No.16827239 >>16827232 >when you fuck them I thought it was when you confuse them? Oh well, its really cute anyway. I'd love to make one flustered by kissing her neck in missionary.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 09:42:38 2017 No.16827246 >>16827225 Full face blush, covering her breasts with her paws and telling you not to look. But that only makes looking more fun. Being bossed around by an Anubis is the best though yes.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 09:42:49 2017 No.16827247

>>16827239
We're both right. Sex confuses them.

>They're normally calm, but they also have another face. They're extremely vulnerable and get easily confused when something unexpected happens and things don't go as planned. If a man actually assaults them, then they get confused and aroused, and will end up seeking pleasure according to the wolf family's instinct. When this happens to them, everything they had planned in advance in their head goes someplace else and disappears, and the schedule in their head becomes filled only with having sex with the man.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 09:43:35 2017 No.16827249 >>16827227 It depends on the fighting game if the women are reasonably dressed. Street fighter and KOF do a good job, so does guilty gear (or at least it did till ram and el) Tsubaki is dressed OK

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 09:43:59 2017 No.16827250 >>16827239 I think it's if you fuck them when they're not expecting it, they're weak to their husbands being forceful.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 09:45:50 2017 No.16827256 >>16827247 Oh I remember now, they can take the lead and be perfectly fine but if you're the one to initiate sex unexpectedly they get overwhelmed. It means they're good as both subs and doms.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 09:46:34 2017 No.16827258 >>16827247 >Do something they didn't plan on >They spill their spaghetti and have to rely on pure instinct Even in a non-sexual context, that's pretty cute.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 09:46:49 2017 No.16827260 >>16827246 That's cute, but I wouldn't be able to look away from the delicious brown body. It's almost impossible. >>16827247 >>16827250 I should've known this. But hey atleast I know now.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 09:47:16 2017 No.16827261

>>16827202
>Anon sees a flower-like spread of fluffy tails on the floor
>He can't resist the mofu and jumps in
>They close down him immediately
>"Ara ara"

This is how marriages start

>>16827227
Depends on the species
Gentle species would be ashamed at about the same level as Blazblue girls
Aggressive species would be flustered if you made them wear anything cute
Seductive species would only be flustered in a wedding dress

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 09:47:55 2017 No.16827263 >>16827258 Would be fun to teach an anubutt how to survive without a schedule.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 09:50:05 2017 No.16827272 File: 118 KB, 850x1062, BulletHellhound.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16827249 Ram was wearing decent clothes for the duration of xrds story, As for KOF, mai is a bit skimpy need more fighting game monster girls

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 09:50:26 2017 No.16827274

>>16827102
>Why is his room so messy
>He's even got books just lying on the floor
>I thought he'd be more clean-shaven
>This place is so cramped. Is it a cupboard?
>What does he mean, this is where he lives? How am I meant to live here with him?
>And what does he mean he doesn't think he can support me financially?
>He's still a student?
>Why is it so cold and dreary here
>I think I miss my desert
>I crossed the void and risked dooming both worlds to a total metaphysical collapse for this?
>There's probably a Grotesquerie Queen trying to enter through the breach as well
>I'm starting to think maybe this wasn't worth it
>But why do I feel so warm when he touches me so carefully? Like he can't believe I'm real?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 09:52:37 2017 No.16827279 >>16827274 This Atleast they'll probably find some redeeming qualities about us.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 09:52:44 2017 No.16827280 >>16827102 Intense winghugs and tail wraps, making me unable to move for at least a day as she cuddles me while also showering me with confessions.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 09:54:37 2017 No.16827286
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>>16827272
Is it her idle pose?
It has to be that. And the fact that her belt looks for all the world like a tail.
For a fleeting moment I thought she was a catgirl.

Which wouldn't be out of place in a game that already has several catgirls, a squirrel girl, and Mr. Mutsuki's fucktoy fox.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 09:56:17 2017 No.16827296
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>>16827260
Of course it's impossible to look away, a man who adverts his eyes from a half dressed anubis in front of him is no man at all.

The real question is if you would act on the sight in front of you or show a little mercy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 09:57:49 2017 No.16827305 File: 403 KB, 833x1000, 1397158617102.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to marry a nerdy Oni. They're truly the ultimate girl: the perfect mind in a perfect body.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 09:57:49 2017 No.16827306 >>16827296 Although, like any man, I'd develop a need to breed. I'd like to hold out just to see what happens. She'll get flustered and confused and maybe, just maybe she'll be the one to act first.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 09:58:52 2017 No.16827308 >>16827296 >The real question is if you would act on the sight in front of you or show a little mercy. You do both, by teasing her beyond all sense and reason.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:00:20 2017 No.16827313 >>16827296 A man that does not rape an anubis like that is not a man at all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:00:24 2017 No.16827314 >>16827305 That's a high tension japanese goblin though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:01:01 2017 No.16827320 >>16827305 That one is sort of a high mark, don't you think? She's an epic level character with maxed wisdom. And the ultimate body. Svelte Oni are the absolute best and the world is a better place for so many of them existing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:01:31 2017 No.16827323 >>16827313 Now now anon. Not everything has to be so forceful.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:01:41 2017 No.16827325 >>16827286 .less ruining characters

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:03:31 2017 No.16827332

>>16827306
It would be cute if she ran up and wrapped her arms around you. If her body is pressed up against yours then you can't see it. Touching her tail in such a situation and seeing her look up at you with an aroused yet frustrated expression would be fun.
>>16827306
Doing both is cheating, yet also nice.
>>16827313
You wouldn't push her up against the lockers and steal her first kiss would you? That's cruel.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:05:14 2017 No.16827333 >>16827332 That's why I love Anubi with all my heart. They're just such cute girls. It hurts how cute they are.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:06:06 2017 No.16827336 >>16827323 Nope it has to be that way. >>16827332 I would and I don't even like schedule dogs all that much. Depending on what happen I wouldn't take responsibility.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:08:25 2017 No.16827343

>>16827280
>It's the dead of Winter. The thin walls of the shrine are rattling gently in the wind, threatening to wake you from a well-deserved sleep.
>Your Waifu feels you shiver. She wakes up immediately, looking over her shoulder at her cold husband.
>This will not stand.
>She lays her tails over your side, curling them so they make contact with your back.
>You smile in your sleep.
>Your Waifu is almost happy enough to get heart pupils.
>Goes back to sleep and plans to fuck you in the morning.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:10:14 2017 No.16827348
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>>16827195
They need more than just ears and tail.
Give them slender, pawed feet, and clawed, furry hands with the same proportions as a human's. And they need sleek, almost fabric-smooth black fur on their extremities to make it look like they're wearing black socks and arm-gloves all the time.
Their hair, wherever it's blonde or red, should have natural stripes of black and silver in it to match a fox's coat.
A whisker-like design on their face would be good too. Similar to the marks on Ahri's cheeks, except they look more like a facial feature, less like make-up.

Foxes also have a pretty distinctive dividing line across one half of their faces. The top half has orange fur, and the lower half has white fur. I think it'd be neat to reflect that design element in a kitsune somehow.
Plus, you can see that on pretty much all red foxes, they have an area around their eyes where the fur is noticeably darker. So think of a kitsune who has naturally red/dark orange eyeshadow. I think if you had that, the whisker marks as a dividing line across her face, and maybe a mane of white fur around her neck to create the illussion of that high orange/low white appearance across the face, then you could come out with a pretty great kistune monstergirl design.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:10:16 2017 No.16827349 File: 1.18 MB, 1024x1291, 1456337821666.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's a big dumb lummox like you running around with toast in your mouth for anyway?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:11:41 2017 No.16827353 File: 252 KB, 338x467, Anubis and sphinx maids crop.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16827333 They'll even dress up for you! Though they may be tsundere about it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:13:08 2017 No.16827356 >>16827353 I'd be very grateful and respecting about it. And I'd compliment how good she looks!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:13:46 2017 No.16827359 >>16827343 Waifu doesn't have fluffy tail, she would just bonk me with it and wrap around so she can hug me closer in the comfiness of her wings. Maybe I should buy her a tail glove or something.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:14:22 2017 No.16827362 >>16827348 That's cute as fuck. I really like it. You should commission a Kitsune like that, or find someone to write about one.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:18:37 2017 No.16827372
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>>16827348
Oh man, thank you for giving me the opportunity to repost this.
Doesn't have all the attributes you suggest, but does show the dainty alternative to wolves big meaty paws.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:20:20 2017 No.16827374
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>>16827333
Every time I talk about them I end up sperging, I don't usually think of them as my favourite race but I tend to have a lot more enthusiasm when talking about them than most girls. They really are wonderful.
>>16827353
Man, going to a maid cafe ran by monster girls would be lovely. Do you think Kikis would look down on the girls who work there as fakes though?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:22:54 2017 No.16827378 >>16827372 >Kitsune, shapeshifting master of darkness First thing I thought when I saw that. And gangly hands like that are gross compared to delicious, big meaty paws.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:23:15 2017 No.16827380

Okay anons, a portal has finally opened and your waifu is in this world with you. She says that the two of you have 24 hours on this side before the portal opens back up before closing forever.

What do you do with your 24 hours, or do you decide to stay here with your waifu?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:24:07 2017 No.16827383 >>16827374 Kikis would be the bosses of maid cafes, teaching her subordinates on how to be true maids.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:25:12 2017 No.16827384 >>16827380 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nvKN_H4e-I

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:26:43 2017 No.16827390 Sometimes this feels like the Anubis general

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:28:17 2017 No.16827393 >>16827390 >anubis general >anubis in a general's uniform Hello boner.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:28:22 2017 No.16827394 >>16827390 You're free to discuss a different girl any time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:29:42 2017 No.16827399 >>16827390 Why do you feel like that anon? It's ok to talk about other girls if you want. Like automatons! >>16827374 Maybe they're growing on you? It's ok to accept your love for something.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:30:57 2017 No.16827404 >>16827390 We've established that it makes sense why they're the most neurotic of the bunch, so it stands to reason they'd be the ones most vocal as well, or most likely to bring their waifus into conversations that would otherwise be unrelated

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:31:31 2017 No.16827407 >>16827380 Gather up my clothes, charge my phone, get my toothbrush and paste, get my shampoo, my violin and maybe some books.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:32:53 2017 No.16827410

>>16827399
>Maybe they're growing on you?
They really are growing on me.

It doesn't help that if I close my eyes and think what monster girl would be the best wife for me realistically, Anubis is always the first one to come to mind. I'm usually a slut for hellhounds and other scary girls.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:33:09 2017 No.16827412

>>16827380
Well I'd definitely be going back with her, that's just a given. As for what we'd do, I'd want to say goodbye to my family as it'd be really scummy of me to just up and disappear on them. I don't mind just disappearing one day, but I'd still feel bad about it. Anyway, I'd also post a picture of my waifu and I together on here, faces and all.

Other than that, I'd be more than ready to leave this place forever.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:34:13 2017 No.16827413 >>16827394 Many times when I try one of them says 'I can totally see my Anubis doing that' and they just turn it into another 'I would brush her paws and wouldn't dom her unless she wanted me to' talk

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:34:37 2017 No.16827414 >>16827390 If one person drags their anubis into a conversation the other anubisfags come too. Her and robots are probably the most talked girls now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:34:43 2017 No.16827415 File: 205 KB, 944x966, 1414451705524.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16827393 Laura-Anna of Arabia?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:34:54 2017 No.16827416 File: 711 KB, 671x918, shape shifting master of darkness.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16827378

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:36:08 2017 No.16827417 >>16827413 >'I would brush her paws and wouldn't dom her unless she wanted me to' talk I laughed.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:36:58 2017 No.16827422

>>16827380
Fuck like crazy with her for a few hours, have a meal together then get packing essentials such as items with sentimental value or books that might be useful to show people in her world.

Maybe I could take some of my manga collection to show an art fairy and start a business there, or take some cook books with modern recipes and try and open a store that sells those meals.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:37:23 2017 No.16827425 >>16827413 >'I would brush her paws and wouldn't dom her unless she wanted me to' talk While I don't think it's too big a deal this did get a chuckle out of me It does seem to be a very common statement by at least some of the Anubisfags

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:38:15 2017 No.16827433

>>16827380
>Lilim into loving, cute relationships, research, cosplay, and actual justice appears from a portal.
>World around her immediately starts turning into a Demon Realm based on the Unknown Civilizations that Gremlins base their technology from.
>She's pretty much a Gremlin herself. Just slightly taller and with Shortstack proportions.
>Hugs me.
>That turns into a kiss, followed by sex.
>I'm filled with Demonic Energy, which I immediately use to fuck her. Increasing how much energy I have.
>Eventually we finish.
>She tells me we only have a few hours until the portal opens and closes again.
>We gather as much technological, historical, medical, and cultural knowledge from humanity as we can. She teleports us around the world to speed things up.
>She doesn't like the oppressive, purposefully technophobic policies of the Chief God. At the same time, she doesn't like how so much of the world is ONLY focused on Lust.
>The Demon Lord agrees, viewing the betterment of humanity as a worthy goal.
>She plans to start increasing the tech level of MGE, starting with where we live.
>I'm happy that I had such a detailed idea of what my Waifu would be like.

I also let my family know that I'm leaving for a crazy fantasy world. They're sad to see me go, but they support my decision. They can't physically stop me anyway.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:38:24 2017 No.16827434 >>16827425 It's only one person, anon.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:40:44 2017 No.16827441

>>16827362
Maybe I could commission Sub-res. He has a passion for foxes. Critnuke too, would do a good job with the eyeshadow detail, and general expression.
I don't think I'd actively ask someone to write about it though. Maybe I'll give it a shot myself. But anyone else is welcome to try.

>>16827372
Yeah, that's the right sort of idea with the hands. Fur so sleek and fine that, besides the claws, maybe potential pawpads too, you'd think they were a human's hands in form-fitting gloves. Not too sure about the long tufts of fur where it ends at the elbow, though.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:41:00 2017 No.16827442

>>16827414
Anubis is popular but Automaton still has a way to go. A quick ctrl + f of this thread shows that Lich, Dragon, Hellhound and a few others are talked about more than robutts but their popularity for a new girl is really surprising. It's nice to see some recent releases get love.
>>16827415
I'd follow an Anubis like that to the ends of the earth.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:42:20 2017 No.16827446 >>16827416 But that's not Aku.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:43:06 2017 No.16827447 >>16827413 You have to be specific about your discussion and state the race you're talking about, if you just say "monster girl" while talking about a situation then the popular ones will come up without a doubt.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:43:09 2017 No.16827448 >>16827374 I wonder why they have that effect on people? Myself included. Doesn't really matter what the talk is about them, it makes me all warm inside regardless, and I can't help gushing paragraphs about them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:43:16 2017 No.16827449 >>16827433 A lilim that totally isn't like the other lilims and has unique views that are convincing to the DL herself to get her to change her ideology a bit because they're so unique and smart Who Would Have Guessed

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:43:27 2017 No.16827450 >>16827413 Yeah, I am pretty annoying.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:43:32 2017 No.16827452

>>16827441
Those are obviously hairy elbows but I'm sure a more elegant Inari could pull off the same look and have you think they were fur trimmed gloves.

I really do love the idea of subtle incorporation of the animalistic aspects. Somewhere between a human form Tanuki and Yao.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:46:04 2017 No.16827463 >>16827449 Steelins are just the best.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:46:15 2017 No.16827464 >>16827447 Not him but certain X-fags do try and bring up their waffle even if the conversation was specifically about a different species

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:47:35 2017 No.16827470 >>16826374 Reading this makes me hope there will be more monkeygirls in the MGE.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:47:51 2017 No.16827471

>>16827407
The portal doesn't open for 24 hours, how are you going to pass all that time?

>>16827412
What would you bring? No other living things allowed.

>>16827422
Would you be going to a medieval setting? Or one very different from ours?

>>16827433
>Lilim starts monsterizing people the second she gets here
You better be careful. Taking all that knowledge back with you sounds very noble though, you'd be doing her kingdom a great service.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:48:35 2017 No.16827474 >>16827463 Teasing aside, it's good there's a race that specifically serves that purpose for people who can't help but want it

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:48:57 2017 No.16827476

>>16827449
Saphirette Spherica thinks basically the same thing. Her profile talks about her being a genius scholar, adamantly supporting everyone getting educated, and establishing a formal educational system. She turned her home nation into a Demon Realm to protect that ideology, and she's not even a Lilim.

Is the Demon Lord explicitly anti-tech? I thought she was mostly anti-Order and Chief God, both of whom are trying to keep humans from making technological progress.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:50:12 2017 No.16827479

>>16827476
>Saphirette Spherica thinks basically the same thing. Her profile talks about her being a genius scholar, adamantly supporting everyone getting educated, and establishing a formal educational system. She turned her home nation into a Demon Realm to protect that ideology, and she's not even a Lilim.

Do the Japanese understand the concept of "Mary Sue"?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:50:49 2017 No.16827483 >>16827471 Shopping and maybe gathering some stuff for her hoard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:51:04 2017 No.16827485 >>16827380 Let her flay and corrupt a bunch of people so it starts a chain reaction that won't end until every woman in the world has been turned into a Mindflayer Then go back to her world, it will be much more comfy than the mess we will leave behind

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:51:19 2017 No.16827487 >>16827479 Do you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:51:42 2017 No.16827490 >>16827471 >Would you be going to a medieval setting? Or one very different from ours? Ideally the canon MGE setting since that's where she's from.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:52:26 2017 No.16827492 File: 585 KB, 671x918, improved.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16827446 Better?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:53:03 2017 No.16827499 >>16827474 I guess. Even I made an OC to fit my way of corruption.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:53:20 2017 No.16827501 >>16827492 Extra thick.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:53:33 2017 No.16827502 >>16827492 God dammit, Anon.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:53:43 2017 No.16827503

>>16827471
>What would you bring? No other living things allowed.
Probably just everyday things like my computers, a few select items from my sex toy collection, and a backpack full of essentials like extra changes of clothes. That way my waifu can't keep me cooped up in the house in just a collar and a chastity cage because I've got no other clothes!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:53:44 2017 No.16827504 >>16827492 Only if she still has MAKO's voice

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:54:33 2017 No.16827511

>>16827380
Why the hell would i stay here? This is not a world where i would want my children to grow up in.

I'd say goodbye to a few friends pack up everything i need and go.
Its not like i could do much myself to stop her, while dragons are obsessive mine is a little more than usual.

okay shes borderline yan but i like it.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:54:39 2017 No.16827512
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>"I'm going to do it. Today, I'll rape my husband!"

She tries to work up the nerve to do it, every day. To 'rape' the man that fell in love with her, confessed to her. Perhaps one day, she will actually succeed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:57:42 2017 No.16827530 File: 140 KB, 800x1000, 1424308536569.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16827448 I have no idea what it is about them that does that but I'm not going to question it.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:57:49 2017 No.16827531

>>16827479
She's a turbonerd, not a Mary Sue. She's not invincible or perfect, and she still doesn't have a husband. Despite having a ton of elemental pussy. I don't think it's unreasonable that a Lilim could also be into technology and education, since they all have their weird fetishes.

Also the Demon Lord is apparently aware of the "Eventually Humans will die out" problem.

>A number of problems remained that the demon lord hadn't foreseen. Although their objective changed from killing and devouring flesh and blood, to mating and milking semen, the setting “monsters assault humans” remained. Additionally, since the setting “monsters are biologically superior beings to humans,” also remained, nothing but the monster girls who are both mothers and superior beings actually ended up resulting from the coupling of humans and monster girls, even though the demon lord had expected that the incubi, who are the males of the unified race, would also have been born. Because of this, the racial unification that the demon lord seeks is impossible. Instead, the humans will probably eventually die out gradually just the way the present gods and chief god insisted it would be. And now more than ever, the chief god and demon lord's powers are locked in a bitter struggle.

She'd be interested if one of her daughters said, "Hey, this other world was looking into artificially creating humans. Also, they have a worldwide knowledge and porn network. Should I look into it?"

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:59:24 2017 No.16827537 >>16827348 >The top half has orange fur, and the lower half has white fur. I think it'd be neat to reflect that design element in a kitsune somehow. You can do this via a long fringe.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 10:59:41 2017 No.16827541

>>16827512
>jumps on his back and wraps her arms around him
>tall twitching like crazy, heart going a mile a minute
>Husband turns to look at her
>she's looking up with the most frightened, nervous 'uwaah' face ever
>'Aww. It's okay honey. I'm here for you.'
>kisses the top of her head and scritches her ear before walking off to do manly husband things
>she swoons and scurries off
>"N-next time!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 11:00:36 2017 No.16827545 >>16827380 I spend the first 12 hours fucking her hard, and then I spend the last 12 settling my affairs before hopping back through the portal with her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 11:03:37 2017 No.16827560 >>16827380 What's the best item to bring to a new world to demonstrate our advances in technology? I'm thinking a passive electric guitar. It demonstrates our knowledge of electricity and magnetic fields.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 11:04:05 2017 No.16827563 >>16827512 The only thing that is getting raped is her smug mouth

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 11:05:03 2017 No.16827566

>>16827483
Would you feel any need to be careful with taking a Dragon out in public?

>>16827485
That's messed up my man.

>>16827490
Who is your waifu?

>>16827503
Why would you need more than one computer?

>>16827511
Would she be worried about getting separated from you in the 24 hours and keep hold of you the whole time?

>>16827545
Just make sure you don't sleep through the portal occurrence, 12 hours of sex is a lot.

>>16827560
No idea man, that's up to you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 11:05:11 2017 No.16827569 >>16827541 Equal parts cute and inspiring. I admire her gumption.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 11:07:21 2017 No.16827582

>>16827504
>You better be careful. Taking all that knowledge back with you sounds very noble though, you'd be doing her kingdom a great service.

Thanks! It'd be great to bring the best parts of this world to MGE, and improve the lives of everyone by upping the tech level. Plus I'd still get to play Vidya.

I have no idea how we'd stop her from Monsterizing everything, but she'd probably be able to put together a device that stores Demonic Energy for later use before anyone is corrupted. It's a high stakes game. I live near my parents. In the meantime she'd run her sex toys at full power to use the extra energy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 11:08:07 2017 No.16827586 >>16827566 >Who is your waifu? She's a Lich. Thinking about it the items I take with me might be of great interest to her too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 11:09:34 2017 No.16827590 >>16827560 It depends on how good you are at demonstrating how they work. A modern rocket or a VR headset attached to a powerful computer would be incredible.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 11:13:25 2017 No.16827609 >>16827590 Yeah but that's the thing. With a guitar I can accurately describe how it works an describe the properties of electricity, magnetism and how to harness it to generate power. I couldn't begin to explain a computer

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 11:13:46 2017 No.16827610 >>16827566 I'd just tell her to use an incognito spell or mamono hide her monster parts.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 11:14:14 2017 No.16827613

>>16827566
>Why would you need more than one computer?
Well, there's my laptop which I use for most of my daily computing needs, and then there's my desktop that I use for games and my massive porn collection.

While we're on that topic, I'd love to share commissions with my waifu and see what we've gotten of each other.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 11:14:58 2017 No.16827617 >>16827566 >That's messed up my man. Don't you think people will be happier if every woman was a flayer and every man was flayed? There'd be nothing but love, sex and madness in the air

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 11:16:46 2017 No.16827622 >>16827617 There would be nothing but nukes and squids.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 11:17:38 2017 No.16827630

>>16827566
>Would she be worried about getting separated from you in the 24 hours and keep hold of you the whole time?
She would, and i wouldn't resist. Actually i'd tell her i feel protected and loved for the first time just to make her heart pupil. while trying to cuddle with her.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 11:21:44 2017 No.16827642

>>16827586
I'm sure they would, how fascinated would she be with our technology?

>>16827610
I always thought that was a bit of a cop out, but this is your fantasy. What kind of stuff would you shop for?

>>16827613
Would our computers even work in a monstergirl realm?

>>16827617
Sure, but its not like that would be an instant transition. People her would see it as a zombie apocalypse tier event.

>>16827630
That's a wonderful thing to say to a yandere, you'd have a hard time convincing her to let you go even after you went back through.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 11:23:36 2017 No.16827648

>>16827380
Considering my waifu's nature. She'd probably be pretty confused by what's going on, not bringing a schedule with her and all. So we'd probably fuck, a lot.

Then again I really don't know what I'd do. It's such a short time to make decisions. I would really prefer to go into her world and live with her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 11:25:50 2017 No.16827654 >>16827582 >Would our computers even work in a monstergirl realm? I'm not that guy, but Automations are AI. It's hard to make AI without any knowledge of computers. You could run them on Demonic Energy if regular electricity doesn't work.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 11:26:52 2017 No.16827658 >>16827654 I meant to reply to >>16827642 .

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 11:29:16 2017 No.16827663 >>16827642 >Would our computers even work in a monstergirl realm? They definitely would in my setting as it's just an alternate reality version of my current city but it's been with monstergirls. Also see >>16827654

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 11:30:35 2017 No.16827665 >>16827380 Fuck like rabbits I'd reckon. That and cuddle with one another.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 11:30:35 2017 No.16827666

>>16827642
>that was a bit of a cop out
I mean, it's either powerful dragon or people going crazy because there is a monster walking around, and I don't want to see a city destroyed because someone tried to kill me and her. If people were cool about it then I would just hold her hand to make sure she doesn't wander off to pillage or act smugly around earth humans.

For shopping I would just get some utensil and things that would make life more convenient. Clothes for both of us too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 11:31:34 2017 No.16827668 >>16827642 >Would our computers even work in a monstergirl realm? Only if magic couldn't work on earth.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 11:31:50 2017 No.16827669

>>16827380
Every time something like this has come up in the past I've always said I'd want to stay here with her because I've honestly got a pretty good gig going on, but I just don't think there's any hope left any more so I'd try and convince my parents to come with me and bring our absolute crap ton of books, tools, valuables, other assorted items that could be useful or of value, and see if we can bring at least some of our animals with us. Like a lot of others have been saying 24 hours isn't a whole lot of time but I think its enough and depending on how long the portal is gonna stay open and what time period the monster girl world is in we could bring invaluable knowledge with us.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 11:32:08 2017 No.16827672 >>16827380 Post a photo of me and her to the thread, minutes before departing. I'll tell you that even though I got mine, none of you will never get yours, and I'll make sure that a portal is never opened into this world again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 11:32:42 2017 No.16827674 >>16827672 T. Sadist

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 11:32:52 2017 No.16827675 >>16827672 People would call it a photoshop.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 11:35:54 2017 No.16827684 >>16827672 This is the correct answer. I'd hope I would score a suicide or two from some of the more desperate fucks too.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 11:36:48 2017 No.16827685

>>16827648
You'd just have to wait those 24 hours, then you could go back with her.

>>16827654
>>16827663
I see your points.

>>16827665
Again, make sure you don't sleep through the portal.

>>16827666
I understand your point.

>>16827669
Only 2 may go back through the portal.

>>16827672
You're a bad man, anonymous.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 11:41:35 2017 No.16827695 >>16827685 >Only 2 may go back through the portal. Fuck the rules.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 11:42:50 2017 No.16827701 >>16827672 >implying you would be able to control where portals happened and when Besides if I could control them I'd make sure they opened for most people here, then taunt the wiki and MGU.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 11:43:29 2017 No.16827703 >>16827695 Then your mom and your waifu go through the portal and you stay here with your father.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 11:43:30 2017 No.16827704

>>16827674
The greater despair is knowing that the possibility of hope exists, but that you'll live your life never seeing that hope come to fruition.

>>16827675
I'm sure some would. But there would always be doubts. Clawing, nagging, gnawing doubts.
"What if it's not a photoshop? What if they really do exist, and I missed the one chance in my lifetime to be with them?"

>>16827684
I don't think I'd want to directly cause anyone to kill themselves over it. But I suppose I wouldn't be around to know either way if people did. If people are that broken over it that they kill themselves, I guess that's their choice.

>>16827685
I'm the worst.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 11:43:57 2017 No.16827706 >>16827701 >most Who's your list of people who aren't allowed to have a portal?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 11:45:44 2017 No.16827712 >>16827695 Ok then, how do you explain monsterization and rape and all that to them? >>16827704 Yes but WHY though?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 11:46:19 2017 No.16827715 >>16827712 Why not?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 11:47:51 2017 No.16827723 File: 197 KB, 500x801, 1469768874657.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to have a cute, genki, sporty Fruitbat Onee-san!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 11:48:35 2017 No.16827725 >>16827706 The guy who shitposted the wock onee-san guy with ntr, if he's going to cuck people with rp then he gets cucked out of a portal. Other than that everyone else would get a portal, no one deserves to get put on the same level as ntr.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 11:48:36 2017 No.16827726

>>16827701
Instead of getting portals to open into this world, I'd get them to open up to an identical alternate universe, so monstergirls seeking husbands go to that world and still find their ideal partners, and the people here end up alone.

Being an asshole for the sake of the joke, though, I wouldn't do that in reality. Maybe I'd post the photo, but it'd be to show people there's a chance. And I know there's at least one person from this very thread I'd specifically request gets brought along.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 11:50:59 2017 No.16827734

>>16827703
Nope, all of us if I can convince my parents.
>>16827712
Well I'm like halfway sure my dad either goes or used to go to /pol/ so I don't think it'd take much convincing for him to leave this world, though then again he's got three kids other than me and I don't know if he'd just abandon them like that. My mother on the other hand would be tricky, I think if my dad was already going my mom definitely would but I think I'd still have to try and show her how crappy this world is while playing up the other one then explaining it all once we're already there, besides my waifu is a Holstaur and we'll be living in a pretty rural area so we wouldn't see very much of that if any at all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 11:51:49 2017 No.16827737 >>16827723 I like bats. I like to imagine they are a bit orally fixated, and thus are perfect for throat fucking while they hang upside down. There would certainly be one in my Halloween harem.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 11:52:26 2017 No.16827739 >>16827734 What about your siblings?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 11:53:32 2017 No.16827745 >>16827726 Is it me, anon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 11:53:39 2017 No.16827746 >>16827723 I hear they can pull off the sad puppy look exceptionally well

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 11:54:11 2017 No.16827751 >>16827726 You can't just spoiler that and not tell us who my dude.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 11:54:17 2017 No.16827752 >>16827745 It's obviously me

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 11:54:27 2017 No.16827753 >>16827737 Are you strong enough yet that you can hold up a bat girl by the legs while she gives you a BJ?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 11:54:31 2017 No.16827754 >>16827569 I guess she's too proud to just eat a raging mushroom?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 11:55:25 2017 No.16827757 >>16827746 I hear they often use that to pressure their crushes into sex.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 11:55:44 2017 No.16827758 >>16827745 I don't know, are you Anonlich?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 11:55:56 2017 No.16827759 >>16827725 Fair enough. He can't ntr if there are no anons d their waifus.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 11:56:26 2017 No.16827762 >>16827753 Only if she's a tiny, perflat mojyo Vampire Bat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 11:57:36 2017 No.16827766 >>16827758 Nope.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 11:58:17 2017 No.16827768 >>16827725 It warms my heart to see justice like that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 11:59:08 2017 No.16827772 Who doesn't deserve their waifus?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 11:59:43 2017 No.16827774 >>16827772 everybody on this board

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:00:16 2017 No.16827776 >>16827725 What about those guys with human waifus. I know there are some here. They clearly don't deserve anything.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:00:18 2017 No.16827777 >>16827772 Anyone with more than one waifu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:01:08 2017 No.16827783 >>16827766 Then are you Snibako or one of the various anubisfags? Because they're also high up on my "Cool enough for portal" list.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:01:08 2017 No.16827784

>>16827739
I love all of them, I honestly do, but they're part of the problem and they're all already married anyway, I'm obviously already stretching it with bringing my parents so as harsh as it is to say I don't think it'd be worth it to try and convince them and get them to drive half the day just to get to us and then it not even work.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:02:31 2017 No.16827789 File: 961 KB, 1000x1000, 9072445dc79989400806f199737e148f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16827776 >guys with human waifus >They clearly don't deserve anything. You're making my waifu very angry with posts like that. Please stop.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:02:31 2017 No.16827790 >>16827772 Me

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:02:37 2017 No.16827792 >>16827772 Guys like >>16827672 >>16827684 >>16827704 >>16827715 >>16827774

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:02:38 2017 No.16827793 >>16827784 Are you an oldest child anon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:03:18 2017 No.16827796 File: 843 KB, 867x1200, 1489983137636.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16817421 2 days later i showed up to tell you i agree with you

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:03:54 2017 No.16827799 >>16827793 The opposite.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:03:57 2017 No.16827800 >>16827792 you just can't handel the truth

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:04:15 2017 No.16827801 >>16827789 I don't get it. Where are her fangs? Her ears? Is she hiding her fur or scales?

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:04:23 2017 No.16827802
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Its one thing to have a unusual monster girl as a wife, she may have a bunch of extra parts and such but her humanoid portion is still roughly human-size (omitting fairies and such).

But ever think about how strange it must be to have a baby with the various egg laying species? Pics like these show you can end up with infants less than half the size of a regular human baby. For the fathers who likely grew up with regular human babies it must take some getting used to.

Course the sandworm is an extreme example, but it shows my point well. One would assume they grow fast of course.

How would you adapt to raising such a tiny baby?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:04:42 2017 No.16827803 >>16827799 That's just as understandable.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:04:44 2017 No.16827804 >>16827783 No, but I've chatted with anubisfags a numerous amounts of times.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:05:27 2017 No.16827806 >>16827801 No, anon. She's a paladin.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:06:29 2017 No.16827809 >>16827806 Pah-luh-deen? Is she like a living armour who can assume tangible form?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:07:22 2017 No.16827814 >>16827789 Human girls are dumb.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:07:37 2017 No.16827816 >>16827809 Yes, she has meat inside the armor.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:07:57 2017 No.16827818

>>16827802
I mean, you're going to need a teeny tiny spoon to feed them. Unless they eat on their own. They're MGE girls so they mature fast.

Guess you're going to have to watch their diet to make sure it's not too much. And by the way that little sand worm daughteru is adorable.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:08:12 2017 No.16827820 >>16827802 >How would you adapt to raising such a tiny baby? I wouldn't need to. I have an undead waifu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:08:20 2017 No.16827821 >>16827777 >Haremfags need to choose only one girl so they can be together

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:09:36 2017 No.16827825 >>16827816 Why would she have meat inside her armour? That's just going to make it smell. Remove the meat from it so she's just a nice living armour.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:09:38 2017 No.16827826 File: 682 KB, 1065x1400, 1491581378711.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Hear a knock on the door >Open >See this What do?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:10:09 2017 No.16827827 >>16827814 You are dumb

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:10:16 2017 No.16827828 >>16827826 Surprised that she knocked

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:10:31 2017 No.16827830 >>16827814 Some Human girls are pretty smart. Not as smart as a Lich or something, but about the same as a lot of fluffy girls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:11:30 2017 No.16827832 >>16827792 And you're one innocent little shit eh? Surely yours' waiting you just around the corner then ;^)

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:11:40 2017 No.16827833 >>16827826 Tell my waifu that I'm going to get raped if this keeps going.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:12:31 2017 No.16827837 >>16827825 She uses the meat to eat and lewd. If I removed it, I couldn't have sex with her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:12:42 2017 No.16827839 How would a Kitsune wife coax you into bed? I'm up late shitposting and should probably sleep.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:13:32 2017 No.16827841 >>16827826 Let my big sister in of course. Not sure why she'd be outside.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:14:19 2017 No.16827843 >>16827837 That's not how a living armour works. She's a lie. >>16827839 Use her shapeshifting powers to turn into a fox-themed, fur-lined heated blanket.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:15:50 2017 No.16827849 >>16827839 If you have a kitsune wife and you need convincing to get in bed with her then that's on you, pal. Get your shit together man.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:16:26 2017 No.16827852 >>16827839 If she started touching herself I wouldn't resist.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:17:56 2017 No.16827857
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>>16827839
Slide a silky soft tail against your face or hand as she passes by, pressing just hard enough to pull you slightly in the direction she is going. Then looking over her shoulder with a smile as she goes to the bedroom.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:18:18 2017 No.16827859 >>16827843 >She's a lie. That's a mean thing to say about my waifu. She's very cute!

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:19:27 2017 No.16827862

>>16827843
>Turns into a blanket.
>You get in bed, instantly warm.
>She turns back.
>You're wrapped in her tails.

>>16827849
I don't have one, which is the problem. Imagining things like that does make lying in bed alone more fun though.

>>16827852
I meant for sleep, not fucking! Although falling asleep after great sex is one of the best feelings in the world.

>>16827857
The result is the same when fluffy tail touches you. I think "Have loving, comfy sex" is the perfect answer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:20:10 2017 No.16827866 >>16827802 Tiny egg babies would be cute so I'm fine with it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:20:44 2017 No.16827870 >>16827859 Where are the cute monster parts then?

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:24:05 2017 No.16827881

>>16827862
It's a shame people don't talk more about a kissune's ability to shapeshift.
I don't have it saved, but I know there's a picture which exists of one who's even transformed into a TV and game console. Now imagine a fox girl with that level of complex transformation magic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:25:21 2017 No.16827884 >>16827839 This, pretty much: >>16827857 Barring that, the old mofu ball approach seems to work as well. Taking you for a roll before a roll in ze hay.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:29:19 2017 No.16827895 >>16827826 Invite her in for a cup and tea and cookies Also start a timer to see how long it takes for her to rape me

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:30:13 2017 No.16827899 >>16827895 As soon as you open your mouth.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:30:51 2017 No.16827901 >>16827826 >buckshit Kill it before she took out her dick or called her furry friends

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:31:46 2017 No.16827905 >>16827826 Rape

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:32:46 2017 No.16827909 Reminder. Childhood is believing harems are the best thing ever. Adulthood is realizing love is best shared between you and one waifu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:33:01 2017 No.16827911 >>16827901 Kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:34:51 2017 No.16827918 >>16827828 It's easy with such big knockers

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:35:19 2017 No.16827922 >>16827909 This is mostly true. I was a haremfag when I first got here, but now I only have one waifu and a daughteru. Harems are just too chaotic for one me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:35:19 2017 No.16827923 >>16827909 Adulthood is realizing that it doesn't matter and as long as the people involved are happy is fine.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:36:12 2017 No.16827927 >>16827833 But anon she is your waifu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:37:05 2017 No.16827933 >>16827909 What about bigamy?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:37:32 2017 No.16827935 >>16827899 Dragon Zombies are gentler than that, she'll hold it in for a bit before jumping at me >>16827909 Not with monster girls, you're actually doing a good deed by marrying multiple ones They'd lead sad lonely lives without (you)

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:37:36 2017 No.16827936 >>16827826 No choice but to let her in. Doubt the door will hold of a Zombie Dragon. Pretty sure they keep their strength after reviving.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:41:09 2017 No.16827952

If I want a waifu that will protect my smile and will make me feel safe and protected when I walk with her and hug her. Which one would be better?

A Hellhound, a Jinko, a Minotaurus, an Oni, a Kunoichi, a Dragon or an Ochimusha? I dont include Lizard Girls and Hinezumis because their fetish for similar warrior men make them shit smile protectors.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:42:32 2017 No.16827956 >>16827927 My waifu is a dragon but she is alive. I know that ZDs have a sad past, but my waifu is still going to shoo her away. >>16827935 One second or so?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:42:43 2017 No.16827958 >>16827952 Dragon I'd say. Who wouldn't want to be wing hugged by a big scaly beast who loves you more than anything in the world.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:43:16 2017 No.16827959 >>16827952 Find yourself a Yeti

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:44:23 2017 No.16827965 Is there a story of an Anon smuggling himself to Dragonia because he loves Dragons so much?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:44:29 2017 No.16827967 >>16827952 You don't choose a waifu, a waifu chooses you. You'll know when she's the one, don't try to force it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:46:37 2017 No.16827973 >>16827802 That baby sandworm is so adorable!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:46:57 2017 No.16827974 >>16827959 Yetis are shit as bodyguard waifus anon.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:47:34 2017 No.16827976

>>16827965
I don't think so. But that does have potential for healing.
Just imagine a young dragon seeing a boy drag himself across the border, beaten and bleeding.
Imagine her rushing over to him and scooping him up in her arms before rushing back to her mother's home shouting for help.
Imagine the two of them growing up side by side and eventually falling in love.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:47:52 2017 No.16827977 File: 861 KB, 1122x1600, f_118.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16827839

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:47:53 2017 No.16827978 File: 110 KB, 552x552, dragon_zombie_high.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16827956 Look at this adorable face, is this really the face of a ruthless rapist? She'd wait a good 4 minutes if you avoid physical contact and any lewd gestures

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:48:16 2017 No.16827980
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>>16827952
Well you're too much of a wimp to get Dragon or Hellhound. Not important enough to be assassinated by a Kunoichi. Ochiturkey is too Samurai-esque and you have no pride so that's a no go.

I guess the Cat, Cow, or the Alcoholic would be your optimal only choices. Except you probably wouldn't run into the Cat out here...

Cow or Alcoholic, your choice. Alternatively man up and go Centaur.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:49:15 2017 No.16827985 >>16827959 Yetis are for protecting, not being protected by.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:50:22 2017 No.16827989 >>16827978 Lower the camera and then we'll see the rapist. At most 1 minute.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:50:27 2017 No.16827990 >>16827974 >Implying. Those arms are toned after years of hugging anon! >>16827977 This is exactly the kind of shit I want my Demon waifu to do to me. It's A+ material with any monstergirl honestly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:50:41 2017 No.16827991 >>16827980 >Well you're too much of a wimp to get Dragon or Hellhound That's not true, Hellhounds aren't picky so he could probably sill get one. Dragon you're right on though.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:50:44 2017 No.16827992

>>16827965

Maybe a story about an anon fapping so hard to Dragongirl porn he ends up in Dragonia.

You know, similar to how Palpatine used his sheer hatred to rip wormholes in spacetime to teleport and destroy shit.

Similar, but this anon accidentally does it with his sheer thirst of Dragon pussy into Dragonia.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:51:01 2017 No.16827994 >>16827980 Come on. No need to drop a truth bomb on us.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:51:12 2017 No.16827996 File: 36 KB, 703x487, gazer butt goo max sm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] New quick wifebutt picture. A few older commissions are close to finishing as well, recently. How are you all lately?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:53:03 2017 No.16828003 >>16827881 Would you blow in her cartridge?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:53:25 2017 No.16828005 >>16827974 Yetis are stronger than you think, don't underestimate their hugging and protecting power to save the one they love

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:54:22 2017 No.16828007 >>16827991 >Hellhound >Not Picky All right, let's say they aren't, how many do you think would live within Anon's vicinity?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:55:08 2017 No.16828011 >>16827996 Oh god I had the nasties there before I realized it was just goo.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:55:47 2017 No.16828013 >>16828011 That's fuckin' weird anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:55:57 2017 No.16828015 >>16828007 They're likely a good deal rarer than werewolves, but assuming there is suitable habitat, maybe two or three?

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:56:28 2017 No.16828018

>>16827980

Dude, Hellhounds get off specifically to wimpy guys they can protect.

Dragons have pride, but this is MGE, all they really need is a love confession and they will melt.

They will probably feel their pride aroused by the fact that you recognize superior dragon pussy and strenght and that she can protect your smile better than any of those "lowly creatures"

And why would I have any problem running into a Jinko? You just need to go into a Jinko hotspot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:56:36 2017 No.16828019 >>16827989 Have some faith in her nonexistant intelligence Maybe if you make some loud noises it will confuse her enough to save your virginity for a solid 2 minutes

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:56:42 2017 No.16828020

>>16828003
She'd probably disguise herself just so she could transform back when you start blowing into the cart.
What would you do when the game cartridge in your hand turns into 20 pounds of pussy and ass with 130 pounds of cute fox girl attached to it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 12:58:45 2017 No.16828031 >>16828015 They show up around graveyards, so presumably there'd be potential for them to show up almost anywhere in the world.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 13:00:27 2017 No.16828035 >>16827991 >>16828007 >>16828018 Hellhounds will literally fuck every guy they see, smell, or sense is nearby. The trick is to just get her to keep you instead of running off after she's had her fill of spirit energy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 13:00:54 2017 No.16828037 >>16827994 Applying 3DPD standards to superior waifus is fake news. The few monsters that do care about how wimpy you are, are specifically identified as such in the encyclopedia.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 13:00:58 2017 No.16828038 >>16828007 Graveyards are common so all he would need to do is go wandering around one of them at night. You seem to doubt them not being picky but there's nothing in their profile to imply they are.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 13:01:08 2017 No.16828040 >>16828035 bait bait, go away, come again never.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 13:01:37 2017 No.16828044 >>16828040 >Even giving him a (you)

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 13:03:42 2017 No.16828052

>>16828040
>>16828044
"This time it's the fierce dog of hell, “Hellhound”-san. Their body and fur are both black. Anyhow, they're as ferocious as they look and they'll attack men as soon as they spot them! They never become tame around humans, which is rare among the wolf family of monsters."

Quote directly from KC's twitter

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 13:04:20 2017 No.16828055

>>16827992
Does this work with any species of Monstergirl?

>Spend an entire day in VR.
>Take off the headset.
>In an Unknown Civilization full of smart, inventive Gremlins who ask what your re wearing.

>Visit the Inari Shrine in Japan.
>Pray for love.
>A tail wraps around your arm, pulling you into a hug.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 13:06:14 2017 No.16828061 >>16828052 I wouldn't bother, some people don't want to accept that monster girls fucking before marriage is canon, even Lilims engage in that sort of activity but forcing it on people who don't like it isn't going to win them over.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 13:06:27 2017 No.16828062 >>16828052 They thoight you were talking about ntr.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 13:06:29 2017 No.16828063 >>16828052 Does not say they will drop a man after thet fuck him.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 13:08:05 2017 No.16828066

>>16828055
>Anon goes to an old abandoned Inari Shrine and jokingly prays for love.
>Suddenly a bunch of fluffy tails erupt from the shrine and drag him in.
>When he wakes up he's in Zipangu being aggressively cuddled by 170 pounds of Kitsune with a big cute smile on her face.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 13:10:33 2017 No.16828073

>>16828062
I'm not. I hate NTR as much as the next guy.

>>16828063
Depends on the girl anon, some may be satisfied with the first guy they catch, others might not.

Your waifu is pure though. She's yours and only yours, and you're her one and only male.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 13:10:42 2017 No.16828074 >>16828063 He doesn't need to specify that since it's normal behaviour for a monster to pump and dump unless she takes a liking to a man. Your ideal monster girl can still be a virgin but that's how things are canonically.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 13:11:50 2017 No.16828077 >>16828073 You need to be clearer about that in the future. Especially since that once asshole is going on about pump and dumping being canon now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 13:12:32 2017 No.16828080 >>16828073 So do I, but of any hints are shown they go for it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 13:13:22 2017 No.16828085 Would using a Manticore's tailpussy while she's in bed with you wake her up? It's supposed to work like an Onahole anyway.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 13:15:03 2017 No.16828090 >>16828077 >spoiler >now It's always been canon but quite often a monster girl will still keep the first man she fucks. It's up to you and your imagination if the monster girls you like do or don't act like that since it's left open like that.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 13:15:08 2017 No.16828091

>>16828085
She'd probably pretend to be asleep until you were close to cumming. Then she'd clench down and tighten it to keep milking you.
She'd probably giggle and pull you into her embrace while stroking your hair and talking about how cute you are when you let your lewd thoughts show.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 13:15:20 2017 No.16828093 >>16827701 >>16827672 None of you deserve your waifu. You need to open the portals wider and let monster armies through to corrupt a new world

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 13:15:45 2017 No.16828097 >>16828085 She can feel it, so you'd have to be very gentle. Unless of course she's a heavy sleeper.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 13:18:46 2017 No.16828106 >>16828055 >Anon wishes he had a big sister and prays for it every night >Goes to bed >Wakes up to a Kraken smothering him

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 13:19:34 2017 No.16828111

>>16828090
This. It's always been implied, even in some profiles that they don't always stick with the first guy that they find. However, many of them who go in with the attitude "this man means nothing to me. I just need a feel of spirit energy," end up staying with that guy. Because for monster girls, spirit energy tastes so good that once they get it, they can't do without it anymore, and that guy that thought was unimportant is a perfect source of spirit energy, and they develop feelings for them and stay with them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 13:21:48 2017 No.16828118 >>16828091 Do you think she ever sleep rapes? Like you just wake up one morning and it's on your dick.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 13:23:36 2017 No.16828125 >>16828118 Is it really rape if you want it though? But yeah, sometimes her tail will creep into your pajama bottoms and get her a little midnight snack or twelve while she's sleeping.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 13:24:03 2017 No.16828128

>>16828106
>Kraken Oni-Chan

That's adorable! I would love something like that.

>Anon sees some asshole trying to mug a girl.
>Throws something at the mugger, nails him in the head.
>Anon expects the girl to run, but she gives him a thumbs-up.
>Lizardgirl wearing a hoodie.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 13:27:21 2017 No.16828139 >>16828111 I want to transition from being kept as a battery to being kept as a husband.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 13:28:31 2017 No.16828144

>>16828111
It can also make for some fun situations.
>tsunhound rapes you
>talks a big game like you're some kind of stepping stone to her, just a snack before she goes on to find better guys
>half way through sex she's starting to moan a bit too loud and trying to keep her composure
>you grab her hips and start pounding away at her from below causing her to orgasm and collapse onto your chest
>she looks at you with a smug grin
>"well now, I take back what I said, it looks like you're a keeper~"
>with that she plants a kiss on your lips before getting her revenge and fucking you till you pass out

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 13:29:43 2017 No.16828148
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>>16828055

I dont see why not, as long as your thirst is huge enough. Just having a boner is not ebough anon, you need to burn with thirst for your waifu, enough it becomes a tangible force, like turning gas into plasma.

Of course this always happen by accident, those that become capable of mastering this art to the point of being able to do so at will are called names like "wizards" free from the chains of residing in a single world, the doors to all waifus opened up to them.

That is the secret behind the "30 year old wizard" analogy, it doesnt mean automatically becoming one just by being denied pussy for 30 years it means "having the thirst and determination of a guy that got cockblocked for 30 years".

This is why you were born in a world full of cockteasing 3DPD and not in a world of monster waifus. So that you may break free from your chains, only here, is this art achievable.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 13:31:16 2017 No.16828159

>>16828128
>Anon is treated awfully by his family. Starts imagining elaborate escapism and revenge scenarios.
>One day, imagines something minor happening nearby. Like a piece of garbage catching fire and exploding.
>It happens.
>The next second he's visiting The Culture.
>The Phantom floating next to him is happy she picked the right guy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 13:32:32 2017 No.16828164 >>16828035 That's the minotaur

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 13:35:09 2017 No.16828171 >>16828139 I get that, proving you're worth being kept is nice and helps form a special bond of sorts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 13:35:30 2017 No.16828174 >>16828164 That was a mistranslation

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 13:36:58 2017 No.16828179 >>16828139 They don't ever treat you as a battery. That's more Vampires. They find humans just adorable, really.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 13:38:14 2017 No.16828181 >>16828179 >tfw ywn be a Hellhounds cute little husband

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 13:38:36 2017 No.16828183 Please remember to be nice to cows. They are good girls.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 13:39:05 2017 No.16828186

>>16828148
If I knew something like this was true, I would fit that criteria. Not even because of one specific Waifu, but because I feel that way about Demonic Energy.

>Know that if I have a burning passion for something for long enough, I can break the laws of physics and achieve it.
>Because I have that knowledge, I never doubt myself.
>Live for 30 years knowing that I can escape this world, learn magic, and do pretty much anything in a world much greater than this one.
>Eventually wake up in MGE with a ton of magical power.
>Go fuck Spherica before someone else does.
>Continue building Demonic Energy until I can do Getter Ray stuff with it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 13:39:17 2017 No.16828187 Hellhounds all just have major cases of cute aggression.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 13:39:47 2017 No.16828191 File: 627 KB, 1231x1000, 84991434bb7d65185a29928f7c709925a0b27728bdc4e14099366fedf3be1918.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I need more eels in my life, how about you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 13:40:59 2017 No.16828194 >>16828171 It's not about my worth, it's about a power hungry monster succumbing to her base desires to the detriment of her previous ambitions.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 13:41:20 2017 No.16828196 >>16828191 I need more self-worth in my life.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 13:42:05 2017 No.16828199 >>16828191 Same man, I'd fake being sick just to have her take care of me What's better, eel moms or eel sisters?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 13:43:29 2017 No.16828206 I know some people here feel like they don't deserve their waifus, but does anyone feel like they do deserve their waifu but because they feel like they deserve her they'll never be allowed to be with her like I do?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 13:43:33 2017 No.16828208 >>16828194 You definitely want a Vampire. That's essentially what they cater to.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 13:43:34 2017 No.16828209 >>16828191 I need a comfy life in Zipangu with a unagi Joro wife right about now

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 13:44:00 2017 No.16828212 >>16828199 Eel little sisters.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 13:44:03 2017 No.16828213 >>16828199 Why not both? That way you'll get double the cuddles!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 13:44:45 2017 No.16828214 >>16828206 That's an odd way of putting it. I don't think I don't deserve my waifu but neither do I think I "deserve her". I'm not really up to her standards so I'd want her to fix me.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 13:47:37 2017 No.16828224

>>16828214
I guess it feels a little like this too. I mean, I do feel like I deserve the happiness she'd bring me and would absolutely do my utmost to reciprocate that happiness and love, it's just I feel like even if I did have that life it'd be too good to be true.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 13:47:51 2017 No.16828226

>>16828209
Would you run a small food shop where she'd sell soups on the go to nearby workers?

>>16828212
I dunno about little sisters, they'd be extra genki and demanding of your attention
Eel big sister on the other hand are the gift of the gods

>>16828213
Nothing tastes better than eel okayodon

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 13:48:36 2017 No.16828231 >>16828191 Eels in latex.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 13:52:30 2017 No.16828243 >>16828191 Nah, I'm good.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 13:54:12 2017 No.16828251 >That horrible feeling when you want to write again but all you can think of are plant or bugfus

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 13:54:31 2017 No.16828254

>>16828164

Its easy to waifu a Minotaur. Just go to a plain wearing red, gat raped and as she rapes you kiss her muscles and lick her abs, tell her how safe you feel in her strong muscled arms. She will embrace you while sleeping and you become her husband.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 13:54:41 2017 No.16828256 >>16828251 then write about plant or bugfus dummy

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 13:56:37 2017 No.16828262
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>>16828251
And why is that a horrible feeling? They deserve to be written about as much as any other monster girl type.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 13:59:40 2017 No.16828281 >>16828224 That's because it is too good. Shouldn't feel guilty for wanting to be happy with your waifu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 13:59:49 2017 No.16828284 >>16828262 They're gross.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:01:08 2017 No.16828294 >>16828231 Would you want a busty Unagi Joro to give you a massage while she's in a latex catsuit?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:01:59 2017 No.16828303 >>16828262 >translation in the file name I should start doing this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:03:00 2017 No.16828313 >>16828262 Oomukades are actually very cute and lovely girls.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:03:00 2017 No.16828314

>>16828186

Just be careful about not letting your spirit energy exude from your body, your transformed spacetime shattering spirit energy is most delicious to monster girls and if you are not careful you will have an army of monsters after you.

I even heard about a case of a guy stumbling upon a Lizardman guard, she found it so delicious, that she dropped her male warrior standards, jumped on him and claimed him immediately.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:07:06 2017 No.16828345 >>16828254 >new Minotaur waifu rapes you violently on a regular basis >but if her friends or anyone else even jokes about you or hurting you she beats the tar out of em I need it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:10:48 2017 No.16828370 File: 141 KB, 895x893, Mantis wah... 1484255279400.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16828284 You're gross.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:11:48 2017 No.16828375 >>16828345 >"Waifu" who's just a violent bitch to everyone, even you

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:12:07 2017 No.16828377 >>16828370 Less than bugs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:12:57 2017 No.16828386 >>16828370 I'm gonna swat that bug.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:13:24 2017 No.16828389 File: 523 KB, 1278x850, 1491588804960.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16828345 cows a best

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:15:00 2017 No.16828401 >>16828389 I feel like this picture is poster every thread I wasn't aware that Anon wanted to get BEEFED that hard

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:15:02 2017 No.16828402

>>16828003
I'd pour my flux all over her circuit boards.

>>16828020
Can I have the 20 pounds of pussy and ass with a fox tail and ears on top instead?
I want to see what kind of sex toys a kitsune can turn into. Imagine what she'd feel if she turned herself into one, too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:15:23 2017 No.16828405 File: 366 KB, 638x900, __small_breed_monster_musume_no_iru_nichijou_drawn_by_kouda_tomohiro__73b421b96bed92e1cff16ffe82f64ce6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fuck your cows, it's time for bugs to rise up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:17:09 2017 No.16828420 >>16828389 This image is posted too often.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:18:42 2017 No.16828430 >>16828420 100% beef on 100% threads.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:18:57 2017 No.16828432 >>16828405 >Bugs >Posts an arachnid You fool.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:19:30 2017 No.16828435 >>16828405 Post Bugs you'd Fug!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:19:44 2017 No.16828437 If you get claimed by an Inari. Is there anyway to have her get Minotaur-Jinko level muscles, learn martial arts and become your waifu bodyguard? Or its just too out of character for Inari?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:19:46 2017 No.16828440 >>16828405 Small spiders who cling on your back are cute but BIG spiders are much better

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:19:49 2017 No.16828441
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Demons
Also this guy is having a pol on who to draw next with Dark Mage, Kitsune-tsuki and Kitsune-bi in the running
But I doubt any of you have account in Russian facebook to vote for it
FF15 Cindy is winning with 9 votes btw

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:19:59 2017 No.16828443 >>16828405 you imbecile

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:20:09 2017 No.16828444 >>16828370 Reminder that contrary to popular belief, molesting a mantis MG is NOT against the law.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:20:56 2017 No.16828450 File: 2.47 MB, 3000x2595, VCvhe3S.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16828386 I want to swat a kuu bug with my dick!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:21:11 2017 No.16828453 >>16828432 >Bugs >Not including insects and arachnid

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:21:27 2017 No.16828456
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Have you accepted death into your hearts yet?

You'll awake from that eternal slumber in the arms of your Undead MG waifu.

And though your waifus are good not a one of you will be happier than me and my Undead Unicorn.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:21:31 2017 No.16828457 >>16828432 "Bug" is a general slang for insects and earth-based anthropods. It's more than just "insects".

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:22:06 2017 No.16828461

>>16828389
I get the feeling that if a big busty Mino walked up to you and told you to drop your pants you'd do it.
You wouldn't even resist her when she throws you over her shoulder after inspecting your dick so she can take you home and moo-snu you would you? You're probably that much of a beefslut.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:22:40 2017 No.16828465 >>16828444 Does this extend to penetration, too, or just groping and maybe dry humping?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:22:48 2017 No.16828469 >>16828441 Chief God help me resist this temptation! Jesus just look at those hips and that hourglass figure. Those sex eyes. Dear God. Filthy Demons don't tempt me!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:22:53 2017 No.16828471 >>16828461 you are correct

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:23:07 2017 No.16828472 >>16828457 Not him but bugs are a subset of insects. They're their own group like beetles or flies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:23:26 2017 No.16828474 >>16828456 Nope, instead of going zombie me and my waifu will comfly go to the after life together. Or live eternally using other means.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:23:44 2017 No.16828480 Having the flu sucks when you don't have a monster wife to take care of you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:23:47 2017 No.16828481 >>16828441 That's a fantastic looking demon, seems the Russian fanbase have good artists. >FF15 Cindy is winning with 9 votes btw Fuck this gay earth, there's already mountains of images of her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:24:04 2017 No.16828484 >>16828389 This position has to be the most emasculating gay shit ever.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:24:19 2017 No.16828485 >>16828456 I'm pretty happy with my waifus, atleast one of them is undead.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:24:51 2017 No.16828487 >>16828437 Depends on the fuckin' character, obviously.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:25:33 2017 No.16828494 >>16828484 How's it feel to be so insecure in your own masculinity that you consider a big busty girl riding you senseless to be "gay"?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:25:49 2017 No.16828496 >>16828480 Do you think they'd probably just say "eh, Mamono mana will fix you" or will they go full "dress up as a nurse and tend to hubby(fug him) mode?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:26:36 2017 No.16828502 >>16828471 Good man. Not many people are honest enough to admit they'd be a huge slut for their waifu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:27:45 2017 No.16828507 >>16828441 Oh fuck yeah, new for the collection

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:27:50 2017 No.16828508

>>16828496
>Waifu dresses up as a nurse and gets all kinds of toys ready, making sure that everything goes right
>She is really excited because it's her first time taking care of hubby
>Mamono mana already got the job done while she was preparing
This makes the girl sad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:28:19 2017 No.16828512 >>16828494 It's the Afghan Code, dude. It's gay to get fucked by a girl, but not gay to fuck a dude.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:28:32 2017 No.16828514 >>16828496 They'd probably do the latter.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:28:38 2017 No.16828517 >>16828494 I'm not insecure, my ring and pointer fingers have different lengths. You're the one who's certain about your own femininity. Enjoy your (You).

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:29:10 2017 No.16828521 >>16828405 Bugs creep me out If an insect or arachnid monstergirl tried to do anything with me I would scream in fear

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:29:45 2017 No.16828523 >>16828508 Who says she still can't roleplay? She'll tie hubby to the bed if she has to.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:29:55 2017 No.16828525 >>16828512 That doesn't make any sense. >>16828517 This might just be the most confusing post I've ever encountered. I can't make heads or tails of this shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:30:00 2017 No.16828526 File: 514 KB, 749x543, 55905954_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] While Demons are on the mind, would anyone happen to have the full version of this? https://i.imgur.com/m86P4tl.jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:30:54 2017 No.16828533 >>16828521 Then they'd cuddle you in their breasts while giving you headstrokes of reassurance. >"Shhhh... see? It's ok. I'm not going to hurt you. I love you anon."

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:31:09 2017 No.16828537 >>16828523 Taking care of a healthy person doesn't have the same effect.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:31:21 2017 No.16828538 >>16828525 Gayness is not a matter of wanting sex with the same sex, it's a matter of whether you're top or bottom.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:31:38 2017 No.16828540 File: 431 KB, 800x600, 1465966907025.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16828533 but that's scary

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:32:11 2017 No.16828542 >>16828533 Would bite their nipples and escape.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:32:25 2017 No.16828544 >>16828526 >Patreon Unless someone leaks it I doubt we'll see the non-paywalled version for a while.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:32:31 2017 No.16828545 >>16828533 Nope.jpg It would be especially bad with oomukades or arachnes or any girl that can wrap around me

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:32:40 2017 No.16828547 >>16828525 >He doesn't know Of course. It's all I needed to hear.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:33:42 2017 No.16828552

Will Minotaur snusnu allow you to fall asleep/pass-out when you had enough sex?

Or will she bitchslap you awake for maximum fuck time until your body just plain cant remain awake no matter what?

What will Mino waifu do when she catch you eyeing at those Jinko's muscles?

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:34:39 2017 No.16828555

>>16828508
Why would the mana fix him immediately and without any contact with the source? If anything, it should be cuddling and pampering and maybe even a bit of riding that irratiates him with it and heals him. If you went to the hospital you'd get a lot of hugs as your treatment. No need to have trained medical staff, and it's a good dating service, too. You really get to know each other while she blows on his broken leg and rubs her cheek on his and lays on top of him for hours.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:35:08 2017 No.16828557 >>16828540 >>16828542 You'll change your mind when you're in an Jorou-Gumo's embrace. >>16828545 I'd love to get coiled by an Oomukade or legged locked by an Arachne.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:35:10 2017 No.16828559 >>16828552 Stop ruining Minotaurs.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:35:45 2017 No.16828560

>>16828538
That makes zero sense anon.
If I'm on my back and I've got a busty beauty riding my dick with her tight pussy then I'm straight.

>>16828547
That does nothing to prove your argument anon. It just makes you look like an idiot.

>>16828552
The answer to the first question is, she's going to ride you until you pass out.
That's the answer to the second one too.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:36:15 2017 No.16828564
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You're out hiking in the woods and then you smell something sweet and delicious. Next think you know, you're balls deep in a flower.

This is how capturing men should work. Leave rape to the girls that aren't good enough to make their husband come to them willingly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:36:22 2017 No.16828566 >>16828537 This is the disadvantage of Mamono Mana. But eh, you can still roleplay. I'd roleplay with my waifu and I imagine it feels the same as the real thing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:36:33 2017 No.16828568 >>16828389 Does anyone happen to have the uncensored version of this? I can't seem to find it anywhere

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:37:13 2017 No.16828570 >>16828564 You're talking about seduction I guess

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:37:55 2017 No.16828574 >>16828544 Yeah it's been around for a few months but in that time the leaked versions of butter-t images shown up so I figured it was worth asking at least.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:38:16 2017 No.16828578 >>16828560 >That makes zero sense anon. That's literally the way these people think. I keep trying to explain to Afghan Code to you people but you just won't understand. Nothing you say will change the fact that he thinks straight equals dom. Nothing.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:38:57 2017 No.16828581

>>16828560
If you won't search and find out yourself, I'm not spoonfeeding you either.

If you think having your legs spread and lifted while getting fucked is not emasculating, then you got some serious problems in your head.

If you're gonna go cowgirl, at least do it the normal way like someone with a drop of dignity would do.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:39:08 2017 No.16828582 >>16828555 She gave him a pat before getting ready. >>16828566 I wonder if I can drug myself with magic or something and maybe with a flayer so I can get sick.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:39:51 2017 No.16828586 >>16828564 True. Seductive girls do it best. That's why I like demonic ones like Demons and Succubi. Hell maybe they'll even tease me to the point where I can't hold back from trying to bend one over and impregnate her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:40:35 2017 No.16828592 >>16828581 But it isn't. Because I'm doing it with my waifu so I'm not insecure. Besides, like that I can leglock her so she can't stop me from cumming inside.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:41:28 2017 No.16828596 File: 237 KB, 600x600, tumblr_of0m0x5rYq1uqwrkgo9_r1_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Clumsy nerd!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:41:29 2017 No.16828597 When I see so much Holstaurus art and nearly none Minotaur, I die.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:41:40 2017 No.16828601 Why are you taking the bait, moron.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:42:33 2017 No.16828603 >>16828596 I'd go up to the clumsy nerd in the library. Call her a cutie and ask her on a date. Going to give her the most romantic date of her life.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:43:06 2017 No.16828606 >>16828592 Are you going to scream that you are cumming and how much you love her? Maybe while she calls you her cute little slut too?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:43:10 2017 No.16828607 File: 59 KB, 175x400, buffcat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This but with glasses is my ideal girl.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:43:28 2017 No.16828609 >>16828578 Are you saying this is the work of an enemy t*rkroach? Pretty sure you guys are just getting memed on

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:44:12 2017 No.16828613 >>16828596 Ahh, I want to fuck her kneepit so bad...

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:46:18 2017 No.16828626 >>16828606 I'm not much of a screamer anon. I would pull my demon waifu in close and start hugging her while muttering out of breath "I love you"s.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:46:26 2017 No.16828628 >>16828564 Would a lili waifu make me smell great?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:46:56 2017 No.16828631 Who has more delicious muscles and abs, Minotaur or Jinko?

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:48:21 2017 No.16828639

>>16828631
I don't know anon, why don't you get between them so you can judge their abs for yourself?
Don't blame me if you end up with one of them riding your face while the other one rides your dick.
Then it becomes a contest between fat minotaur tits and fat Jinko ass.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:49:00 2017 No.16828642 File: 122 KB, 800x1130, Medusa is cute.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I return from the depths once again with a quality snek I cant believe I missed this one on the first pass

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:49:42 2017 No.16828649 >>16828631 I think that's more for a case-by-case assessment. That, and whether your tastes are for tenderized steak or some pounded tuna. Seriously, it's that difficult to tell without falling back on personal taste.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:49:47 2017 No.16828650 >>16828626 Not really scream, just moan a lot in pleasure.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:50:14 2017 No.16828654 >>16828631 Why not settle for both? Have to Jinko lay on top of the Minotaur, abs to abs and stick your dick between them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:50:14 2017 No.16828655 >>16828628 After she was done with you, you'd smell of sex, sweat, and honey.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:50:15 2017 No.16828656 >>16828631 Jinko abs are better BUT Minotaur arms are superior And they'd argue while doing this >>16828639

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:50:21 2017 No.16828657 File: 1.62 MB, 1280x1888, tumblr_o4oq27TK1G1r6u72yo1_r1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16828631 Oni!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:51:50 2017 No.16828668 >>16828642 You know what they say about snakes with perky tits

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:53:03 2017 No.16828675 >>16828668 actually I do not, would you care to enlighten me?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:53:53 2017 No.16828682 >>16828596 I want to rub her legs through that pantyhose and princess carry her to places she could've walked anyway.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:54:06 2017 No.16828684 >>16828642 Remember to slap snake ass. >>16828631 I think I prefer Mino.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:54:35 2017 No.16828687 >>16828675 They are great at breastfeeding You know what to do next

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:55:09 2017 No.16828691 >>16828682 That's a good way to get that nerdy anubis all hot and bothered. You'd better take responsibility and pound that jiggly nerd ass all night long.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:56:06 2017 No.16828698 >>16828631 Jinko is better because you get the muscles and fluff at the same time. I want to bury my face inside a Jinko ear while humping her abs and navel and take big huffs of her with every thrust.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:56:27 2017 No.16828700 >>16828687 Have babbies with her and know that they will grow nice and healthy?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:58:24 2017 No.16828714 >>16828700 Exactly You will know true joy when you're daughter's snake her coils around your fingers and won't let go

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:59:30 2017 No.16828719

>>16828698
Anon, the real question is do you want the pale skinned Jinko with her fluffy coat, Chinese accent and huge face encompassing ass, or do you want the caramel tanned Minotaur with her warm skin, Dixie accent and her huge head enveloping tits?
Or maybe you'd like both?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:01:38 2017 No.16828734 How can I get both? I either go to the Tiger Jungle in mating season or the Plains wearing red.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:02:47 2017 No.16828742 What problems do you think you'd help your daughterus out with as a good parent? As an example, I'd comfort my cuddlebug Apophis adopteru when she thinks no boy would ever want a chubby snake like her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:04:25 2017 No.16828744 >>16828719 Hmmm which tend to be taller, Minos or Jinkos? I want the taller one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:04:26 2017 No.16828745 >>16828642 >depths >it's on gelbooru >it's tagged MGE on pixiv Kek. Depths is untagged pic on tumbrl, furaffinity or random foreign site

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:04:33 2017 No.16828746 >>16828734 Wear red, taunt the minotaur and hope you can run to the jungle without your legs giving out

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:05:09 2017 No.16828747 >>16828744 They're both seven feet tall.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:05:17 2017 No.16828749 >>16828262 Because plant and bug girls are a shit, especially Oomukade.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:05:24 2017 No.16828750 >>16828745 I wasnt browsing gelbooru for it

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:05:39 2017 No.16828753 File: 587 KB, 993x1200, giant_ant_by_haelequin-db4u4y6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ant

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:06:37 2017 No.16828756 >>16828744 I want a herd of big delicious golden brown ankole watusi girls with their mighty sets of horns

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:07:23 2017 No.16828758 File: 1.47 MB, 1024x1280, 1440789678154.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16828262 Oomukades are too pure for this world, I'd give so much to be wrapped in her coils and hugged.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:08:26 2017 No.16828762 >>16828719 >caramel tanned Minotaur with her warm skin, Dixie accent and her huge head enveloping tits Don't know about the other guy but yes fucking please

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:08:28 2017 No.16828764 >>16828753 >someone bothered to draw giant ant What a saint.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:08:58 2017 No.16828768 >>16828691 I'd take responsibility. I'd gently pound that fat giggly butt while saving all the little giggles. If I'm feeling especially lewd I'll kiss her neck and whisper things in her ears.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:11:15 2017 No.16828779 [DELETED]

>>16827531
See, all she needs is a way to remove souls from human bodies and place them into monster bodies that just so happen to look like humans. In other words, artificial incubi that do not physically retain any of their human attributes, and are immune to the setting's rules. 'Course, I'm pretty sure Nier already tried something like that...

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:13:44 2017 No.16828792

>>16828747

Fuck. There is just no way to choose.

I guess the Jinko, martial arts skill on top of a tall muscled body is better than the same strenght without martial arts skills.

Plus the hot of being pinned down repeteadly, being put in a variety of holds as I resist rape and being striken in specific points that estimulate pleasure and give me an ultra boner.

As well as giving her lots and lots of "thank you I love you" sex each time she painfully applies those martial arts skills to Order Paladykes that want to hurt me for being a heretic monster husband.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:14:42 2017 No.16828797 >>16827531 And they said the DL did nothing wrong, huh. Thanks DL/Chief God.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:15:09 2017 No.16828798 >>16828792 I'm just putting it out there, you don't have to choose. If you're willing to admit you can't choose they'll both take you.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:15:27 2017 No.16828800

>>16828742
>dragon daughterus ask how do they get treasures like their mother.
>waifu says to just "Kidnap the weak ones who need to be protected."
>I tell them to just "Tell them you love them and rape them, it worked for your mother!
>Turns out they just ment a hoard

They will learn that the Hoard is secondary eventuality.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:21:13 2017 No.16828834 >>16828800 If they want a hoard of their own, the best thing to do to start for girls their age is to make a lemonade stand. They've gotta get affordable ingredients and undercut all the competition while still making a profit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:23:17 2017 No.16828841 >>16828753 Becoming a househusband for a cute Giant Ant has to be one of the most comfy life you can lead in MGE

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:26:11 2017 No.16828855 >>16828742 If someone weird tries to touch her in a weird way she is free to burn their dick.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:27:09 2017 No.16828859

>>16828742
>daughteru stressing over being th beer she possible can and working the most in school

I'd try my best to comfort them. Pampering them and making sure they relax. When they're overworking and stressed I'd stop what they're doing and give them a nice relaxing bath.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:28:11 2017 No.16828863 >>16828859 Being the best*

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:30:20 2017 No.16828872 >>16828841 Becoming a house husband usually really is comfy. Just remember to show her all your love when she comes home dirty and tired. And bathing her is essential.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:31:20 2017 No.16828876 File: 363 KB, 707x1000, tumblr_oo1bquHXeP1rdtkjuo1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Come, come. You said you wanted to hunt with me. What are you staring at?"

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:32:15 2017 No.16828884 >>16828876 [x]lick

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:34:06 2017 No.16828889

>>16828742
Well, I mentioned yesterday that I'd help my daughteru calm down from being overexcited by cuddling her and listening to music or letting her watch me play video games. I'd help her learn how to express her feelings too, just because her mother and I always have a good idea of how she's feeling doesn't mean others will too. She's not great with words so me helping her try to explain stuff while she sits on my lap would be the best.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:34:31 2017 No.16828891

>>16827802
>top two panels
Now that's just too fucking adorable.

>third panel
Dude, you should know that answer. Hers, obviously.

>last panel
Author, I really, REALLY want to kick your teeth in...

Also, would it kill to have a cute story like this with an MC who doesn't look like he's still in middle school?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:34:37 2017 No.16828892 >>16828876 Also [x] lick

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:35:56 2017 No.16828897 >>16828876 I'm probably not a good hunter. But I'll go along so she can teach me

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:36:20 2017 No.16828900 >>16828891 >Also, would it kill to have a cute story like this with an MC who doesn't look like he's still in middle school? Wow wow Careful there, buddy. You gonna trigger oneeshitters

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:38:13 2017 No.16828906 >>16828876 >Bow and arrows Y'all orks are in some dire need of technology. See this here? This is a rifle.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:38:19 2017 No.16828907 File: 58 KB, 254x248, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16826673 >>>/i/499501 >>>/i/499502 hush hush

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:38:28 2017 No.16828908 >>16828884 >>16828892 The forest Orc is confused by your actions, but not unwelcoming to them. >>16828897 She'd do so fairly yet firmly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:39:33 2017 No.16828913 >>16828872 Bathing her is great Licking her clean is phenomenal You also need to massage her, cook her food and take care of all her other needs

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:39:53 2017 No.16828916 >>16828876 Those arrows are too tiny for that quiver. She should at least be packing some Dragonslayer Arrows, good lord. Learn from Gough woman!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:39:59 2017 No.16828917 >>16828906 She's a forest Orc anon, don't taint her people's traditions

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:40:34 2017 No.16828918 >>16828891 Got a link to it? I've never actually read.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:40:57 2017 No.16828919 >>16828916 You use Canoearrows for hunting boar? There's such a thing as picking your caliber you know.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:41:03 2017 No.16828921 File: 476 KB, 600x580, bcffd0c28e8e2739a08d5e46abd93637474a30080bfaa829ffc3957c02b8ac90.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16828907 That was unexpected, good to see the fluffy plant get some love.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:42:08 2017 No.16828926

I went to Tricoromille shop and I traded my phone to a Mamono Army commander for write-in forms to get muscle warrior waifus at your home.

You just write the species, how buff you want her, her height, boob size and the army will get you the waifu most approximate to what you are looking for. You can even specify shit like having martial arts skills, sword fighting or Succubus pleasure training.

What do you write in?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:42:10 2017 No.16828927 >>16828919 Then bring a more fitting quiver or pack more arrows! That's just going to cause needless noise when the time to move comes!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:42:30 2017 No.16828931 >>16828907 I never expected that Baphomets would get lactation porn.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:42:41 2017 No.16828932 File: 949 KB, 1280x960, 1488689212361.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16828908 Orcs have a certain appeal, for licking, but where to lick first...

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:43:39 2017 No.16828937 >>16828931 That's sheep fruit

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:44:05 2017 No.16828940 >>16828907 Jesus. How the hell is melon so damn lewd? Lactation and milking is my damn fetish.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:44:21 2017 No.16828942 >>16828937 I meant Barometz, I somehow mixed the names up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:45:09 2017 No.16828944 >>16828921 i wonder if she can leave the fruit, or if i can get in it with her, like all the way in the fruit so we are both just lewd sillouetes

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:47:14 2017 No.16828955 >>16828927 Quiet, human. The prey is near. >>16828932 You can't go wrong starting with underarms or abdomen. And if you did she may get a little bit flustered and silently pull you back in when you try to stop

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:47:32 2017 No.16828959 >>16828944 You can get in it, that's the point of them. You get trapped in the springy gel and have endless sex with her thanks to the perpetual motion.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:48:51 2017 No.16828966 File: 1006 KB, 1330x619, Heart Shaped.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16826799 I've heard of a "Heart-Shaped Ass" before but this is ridiculous... I fucking love it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:49:21 2017 No.16828970 >>16828926 Minotaur Obscenely Buff and Beefy 9 Feet Torso-enveloping Greco-roman wrestling Axe proficiency No sexual training or experience whatsoever, even especially inexperienced and in need of guidance for it How much do I need to pay?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:51:28 2017 No.16828983 >>16828913 Licking dirt clean? I mean, sweat I can understand but dirt? >You also need to massage her, cook her food and take care of all her other needs The kind of life I'm prepared for as a house husband.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:55:06 2017 No.16828993 >>16828983 Oh right, licking clean should only be reserved for special occasions or after workouts >The kind of life I'm prepared for as a house husband. Can you do all of that AND take care of the daughters too?

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:55:41 2017 No.16828996

>>16828970

No payment needed, the forms are to help muscle warrior girls ger husbandos that like muscle warrior girls. I already paid by giving up my phone. Tech that can take photos and videos of a waifu with her husbando for fapping purposes is invaluable in monster society.

I got 20 of those forms and I likely sold it very cheap, I only need 1 to get a waifu, so Im giving away the rest to you guys.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:58:28 2017 No.16829006

>>16828970
>spoiler
So you want her to tell you it's time for her to rape you only for her to just grab onto you and lightly shake you around a little bit because she hasn't even so much as masturbated before and has no idea what sex is?
Do you want to be the one to give her her first orgasm and watch her face go wide eyed as she screams out from how good it feels?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:59:24 2017 No.16829011 I would like to teach a succubus how to use a phone

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:00:07 2017 No.16829017 I know KC said "Guns don't work against monsters" (Not sure if it's the guns they have in the setting or guns in general) but could you make Demon Realm Silver bullets?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:00:39 2017 No.16829021 >>16828993 I think I'm becoming immune to thoughts of licking a sweaty hellhound clean. Maybe I'm 100% clean now and can move on.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:00:50 2017 No.16829023 >>16828932 That's no Orc. http://imgur.com/a/AYwmF Now this, THIS is an Orc. SHATTERED PELVISES

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:01:28 2017 No.16829024 File: 1.94 MB, 1488x2105, 1491183211026.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16828959 good, i wanna jump in, get completly enveloped and never leave

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:01:52 2017 No.16829029 >>16828966 Jesus

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:02:29 2017 No.16829032

>>16828996
Then sign me up for my Massivetaur.
>>16829006
Yes, fucking exactly that.
>Tell her to lay down on the bed
>Hoist one of her thighs thicker than my all of me up and drape her leg over my shoulder as she twists her hips to the side
>Penetrate her and feel her instantly clench up and gasp in confusion and pleasure
>pump into her for just a bit as she comes to a quick orgasm almost crushing me between her legs in the process, yelling out and slamming her fists against the headboard and wall behind her
And then we go from there, always ending with me either suckin on or lodged firmly between her titanic titties as she grasps me tighter than need be against her chest.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:02:46 2017 No.16829033 >>16829011 Do you think it'd be adorable seeing her reaction to being able to hear your voice so clearly from so far away? How soon until she starts taking lewd selfies and sending them to you?

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:02:51 2017 No.16829034

>>16828691
>That's a good way to get that nerdy anubis all hot and bothered.
>You'd better take responsibility and pound that jiggly nerd ass all night long.

I'd take responsibility by carrying her up to the bedroom, gently undressing her until she's wearing nothing but the translucent pantyhose. Then rubbing her through that fabric between her legs until she can't stand it anymore.
Then that pantyhose is coming off, and she's getting thrown under the covers so that I can kiss her on the cheek, cuddle up with her, and fall asleep.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:04:09 2017 No.16829040 >>16829034 And that's how you unleash a nerdy monstergirl's repressed instincts. Hope you're ready to go all night long.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:06:53 2017 No.16829045

>>16828993
Same anon. Id be licking clean on special occasions. It's that rare intimate kind of thing that should be reserved.

>Can you do all of that AND take care of the daughters too?

I sure hope I can. Because I'll be dealing with 3 of them. My goal is to be the best house husband I can be. I know it's going to be a hard but I will not stop until I'm the best for my waifu. And I know you're going to be the best for that cute ant.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:08:33 2017 No.16829048 >>16829024 I'd do the same anon. I want to get that ass sat on my face and I won't stop until it's firmly planted on my face.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:09:26 2017 No.16829051 >tfw just found the best piece of holst art in this entire planet

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:09:58 2017 No.16829052 >>16829051 Care to share?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:10:18 2017 No.16829053 >>16829051 Gimme

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:12:39 2017 No.16829060 >>16828944 You and her could completely sink into it until you're both suspended. It'd be like being underwater, except in a pool of jello that actively moves to make you thrust into her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:13:11 2017 No.16829063 >>16829024 Same, living in there with her would be a comfy life. The only thing is that I can't decide if I'd rather be stuck in front of her or behind. >>16829051 You can't just tease like that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:13:11 2017 No.16829064 >>16829060 precisely what i want

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:14:13 2017 No.16829068 >>16829063 >if I'd rather be stuck in front of her or behind. i want to be under her suspended in that jelly

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:15:06 2017 No.16829072 >>16829051 Prove yourself right then.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:15:26 2017 No.16829074
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You go into a monster girl bar, the bouncer is a super muscled at least 2 meters tall Jinko with an "I will fucking kill you face"

You hear she is extremely pissed because her mating season just passed and she couldnt get a husbando because guys hid from her or even ran to the arms/paws of other monsters when they saw her coming. Of course she could easily overpower the other monsters, but her tiger pride keeps her from getting a husbando so not into her that he gives himself to another monster.

How do you approach her and make her happy? Do you even dare?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:15:53 2017 No.16829075 >>16828876 >Orcs INTO THE TRASH

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:16:47 2017 No.16829078 >>16829074 No, I went to the bar to do something else.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:17:17 2017 No.16829081 >>16829074 Anon, blue board.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:20:26 2017 No.16829093 >>16829024 Pounding fruitsheep pussy on repeat would probably break you within 2 days By then you'd only want to lick her and reproduce all day long >>16829045 Good luck friend, I know you'll be the best for your (?) too

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:20:45 2017 No.16829094

You know those red claws on Demon's gloves? What are they used for?

Because I sure hope it's something like teasing it maybe a little bit of marking. Or what if they're made from demon silver and are used to mark your body during sex? That's hot.

Also, I know it says that the pact goes both ways. But can they still be good mistresses?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:23:51 2017 No.16829105 >>16829074 >"H-Hey cutie. Mind i-if I buy you a drink?" I don't know how it would turn out but that's probably what I'd say if I had the courage.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:25:39 2017 No.16829114 >>16829074 Anon, you're a mess.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:27:10 2017 No.16829118
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>>16829094
I imagine they're actually her own claws just poking out from sort of 'nail-less' gloves. As such they're part of her body, and though she can probably use her high magic ability to make them have the effect of Demon Silver she could probably still use them as natural and mark you if you're into that which you should be, cause its hot as hell
They can absolutely be good mistresses. They're switches in the sense that they're down for either being the dom or the sub, not that they feel the need to one day be one and one day be the other. If you entirely just want her to be the dom all the time she'd be just as delighted as if you'd always want to be the sub all the time. So by all means if you want her to be your mistress and treat you like a right little bondage slave, there's no issue. Though she'd still subconsciously buy clothes that she knows you'll like (or in your case dom outfits) and will still cook meals that she knows you love.
They're extremely versatile like that. And if for some reason you ever did truly change your mind, even centuries later, and decide you wanted to dom for a night, she'd do it as if she had been an expert at it the whole time and be the most submissive little slut ever.

But, of course, I might be biased.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:29:18 2017 No.16829129

>>16829094
>You know those red claws on Demon's gloves? What are they used for?
They're either there because they look cool, or a Demon can write stuff with them.

Then again, this is the profile art Demon we're talking about. so naturally attire will very depending on the individual.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:32:56 2017 No.16829136

>>16829118
Damn. Demons are actually quite perfect. They've really bumped up on my favourites list recently.

Thanks for answering trusty demonfag. You're showing me the pleasure of demons.

>>16829129
>contract signing one built into the claw

That's got to be handy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:34:27 2017 No.16829147 >>16829040 Nah. Not that meek office worker anubis. I'd just keep an arm around her, and we'd have a nice, relaxing sleep.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:34:33 2017 No.16829151 >>16829136 Good... let the blueberry flow through you... Also sheeeit we're cashed on images early this thread ain't we.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:35:20 2017 No.16829155 >>16829093 imagine being in there during a seismic event

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:38:06 2017 No.16829170 Is Druella single? Think I might try to waifu her when the portals open.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:38:21 2017 No.16829172
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>>16829105

She smiles, takes her weapon and tell her boss she will leave early.

"T-thanks anon! I asked a break to be with you..... so what do you want to do?" she cheerfully says as she pats your head.

The problem? Now that you take a closer look, you realize how fucking big and buff she really is. No wonder so many men felt so intimidated by her.

Congratulations on trying to back away from this without giving the word "beating" a new meaning.

Now you will have to take responsibility.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:38:58 2017 No.16829177 >>16829136 More people to the demonfag's army.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:40:32 2017 No.16829184 >>16829170 KC has stayed silent on it intentionally, he knows she's popular and doesn't want to ruin it either way.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:41:54 2017 No.16829192 >>16829177 They dance like ants in my palm, muhawhaw >>16829170 It's intentionally left open at the end of Fallen Brides so that you can self-insert as who she ends up with, so you're gucci.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:42:38 2017 No.16829195 >>16826799 He also draws nice feet

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:43:01 2017 No.16829197 I think the advantadge of demons is that you can mould them into the ideal waifu. Her body is meant to please you per contract. However, wouldn't a Dark Angel be better for this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:43:25 2017 No.16829198 >>16829170 It's hinted she's married Also she's nothing like the shitty meme the thread has turned her into

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:44:02 2017 No.16829202 >>16829155 Instant mindbreak for both of them >>16829170 She is married to [YOU], take it as you will

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:44:52 2017 No.16829208

>>16829184
>>16829192
KC did something right. Good on him.

Although being Druella's husband is probably quite the responsibility and hard job. You'd have to have your dick inside her 24/7 and be constantly pumping SE into her womb. Still I'd have zero problems becoming Druella's throne.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:45:54 2017 No.16829215 >>16829198 What has the thread "reduced" her down to? I don't see it.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:46:58 2017 No.16829218

>>16829197
Technically all monstergirls in MGE's bodies and fetishes will to a large degree change over time to suit your idea of perfection, Demons just get kind of a head start because you can force.Dom or force.Sub them whenever you want, or anything sexual for that matter as well as like you said being solely designed to please you. They also have an hourglass figure to start so could most easily change their body through the incubization process to whichever bodytype you want most since they've got so much to work with. Again, biased, but that's how I see it.
But what do you mean by Dark Angel? By what reasoning? Curious.
>>16829215
Its just stuff in various artworks and writefag stories, nothing really relevant outside of those things.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:47:44 2017 No.16829224

>>16829198
>Also she's nothing like the shitty meme the thread has turned her into
That's a good thing, she's extreme as it gets for the setting and that's her appeal. I'd gladly be the husband of canon druella.
>>16829215
A daki hugging dork who blushes at the thought of romance.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:49:08 2017 No.16829232 >>16829118 Versatility is an extremely underrated trait.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:49:17 2017 No.16829235 >>16829224 Same, I much much prefer canon Druella.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:49:56 2017 No.16829239 >>16829218 How would you feel knowing an anon married Druella and therefore you and your waifu would have to answer to him as members of the extremist faction?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:51:38 2017 No.16829242 >>16829218 The Dark Angel reads your heart and immediately changes her body and personality according to your fetishes.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:52:02 2017 No.16829247

>>16829198
The thread tends to ruin a lot of things. Some of them worse than others. But at least you have decent quality control in telling people who need to fuck off to do just that like the wannabe internet celebrity writers who do shit to piss this place off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:53:20 2017 No.16829254 >>16828420 I think its mostly because A) pictures with girls on top like that are super rare and B) that happens to be the only MGE one around.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:53:35 2017 No.16829256
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>>16828472
Both this and the post you replied to are true. In common usage "bug" can refer to any land-based arthropod (and sometimes even aquatic ones), while in more technical usage it refers only to a group of insects with sucking mouthparts also commonly called the "True Bugs."

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:54:37 2017 No.16829258 File: 987 KB, 716x872, 1391561413589.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16829235 It warms my heart seeing people accept the canon side to her, "evil" girls need love too.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:54:41 2017 No.16829259

>>16829232
It's the thinking man's appeal.
Memes aside, I wholeheartedly agree. Its a very large part of what attracted me to Demon in the first place, as it became clear (at least to me) that that's what one of her major draws was. And personally, I know my tastes are very different even from day to day, so having someone who is entirely and totally willing to try literally anything and be literally soulbound to enjoy it and be prepared for it is just perfect for someone like me.
Some may call it indecisive, but fuck em, right?
>>16829239
Can't say I'd considered it, but I'd have no problem with that. We have our own goals we'd be pursuing, and would respect him as Druella's husband but ultimately would follow her word and our own desire above all.
>>16829242
Just to be clear, are you referring to the Dark Valkyrie? I don't remember reading that, though it has been a while since I've looked at her profile.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:56:17 2017 No.16829265 What is this? You guys are making me really start to be convinced by the DemonLord, her daughters and the army. I think I love them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:58:02 2017 No.16829275 >>16828542 >"Oh Anon! I didn't realize you were so kinky! Here, lets ride some of that extra energy out of you!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:58:06 2017 No.16829276 >>16829265 I'm not entirely convinced Baroness Demonfag isn't actually a Demon fucking with us across space and time to spread corruption before the portals open.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:58:32 2017 No.16829278 >>16829259 No, Im refering to the Dark Angel. She reads your fetishes and immediately changes herself to suit them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:59:24 2017 No.16829284 >>16829259 No he's talking about Dark Angels, they can literally change themselves based on your fetishes and make themselves into your perfect waifu.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:01:06 2017 No.16829291

>>16829172
If she's even more muscular then that's just a win for me. I'm a huge muscle slut and I plan on taking responsibility to hopefully get myself a big STRONK Jinko body guard.

I can't even describe how amazing it would feel to have one hold me in her arms while telling me she's here to protect me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:01:52 2017 No.16829297 >>16829118 Demons are cute! I wanna make mine blush! >>16829147 Stop blue-ovarying her and just stick it in anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:02:43 2017 No.16829300 >>16828642 That is quite a nice-sized egg she is holding there. Like elephant bird sized.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:03:21 2017 No.16829302

>>16829278
>>16829284
Oh jesus fuck I plum forgot about them, damn. I'm really not a fan of Pandemonium or the Fallen god so I tend to forget about it's denizens more often then not.
Yes though, they seem like they're meant to be something of the premiere 'fit your fetish' race. Though they're 100% sex all the time (or lack of time given their habitat), whereas Demons are implied to do other things according to one's desire as well like cooking and buying clothes her husband will like.
>>16829276
Haha, good one anon, real funny!
>>16829297
The cue-tist.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:03:30 2017 No.16829305

>>16829276
This is a good thing. I feel genuinely happier now that I've come to be less skeptical of the DemonLord and her army. Because now I know I'd be ripe for corruption and ready to be given some demon army wife.

Call me weak willed. But the convincing was all I needed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:03:39 2017 No.16829307 >>16829224 You act like turbolewd girls who get flustered by romance aren't amazing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:05:28 2017 No.16829310 >>16829239 I'd be indifferent considering my waifu and I are in the Eros faction by technicality. >>16829302 Gonna sit her on my lap and wrap the two of us in a blanket so we can play vidya during a rainstorm!

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:05:54 2017 No.16829312

So I was looking at the Q&A for Druella info and seen this.
>6) Does Voodoo style group exist. Witch doctor, zombie powder etc?
>There are the communities that make much use of occult arts, though may not be literally Voodoo itself. They do have the tools like zombie powder, but it will create lustful zombies instead of submissive slaves.
I wonder when we're going to see this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:06:14 2017 No.16829314 >>16829291 She will protect you from anything, as you can see she even has magic to get human hands and feet and fight better, both with her hands or her sword if needed. But the question is, who will protect you from her?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:07:35 2017 No.16829319 >>16828753 Such hard workers those girls, they say in only a week a group of them can construct a tunnel big enough for wagons to pass through under a river.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:07:54 2017 No.16829321

>>16829305
Brings a tear to me eye, it does. Hopefully we get more races that are meant to be members of the Extremists besides Devil and Demon in the future. Though I imagine members from other races still join up based on what they think they can get out of it/ideology.
>>16829310
That's -hella- comfy. I can see her horns poking up to make a perfect hood out of the blanket for you to rest your head under. I know you usually go into lewd stuff from there, but it's really cute to imagine her falling asleep against you from that position too. Then denying it later.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:08:20 2017 No.16829323 >>16829312 >Samedi Imagine a ghoul/undead with the dress style of a Mad Hatter.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:09:02 2017 No.16829329 >>16829314 Why would I need protecting from her?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:09:27 2017 No.16829330 >>16829323 We need Voodoo or African-tribal motif monstergirls, it's got such potential for such a cool style.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:13:18 2017 No.16829343
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>>16828918
Now that's a travesty, most all the SlapStickStrike doujins deserve a reading! Here's a link: https://exhentai.org/?f_doujinshi=1&f_manga=1&f_artistcg=1&f_gamecg=1&f_western=1&f_non-h=1&f_imageset=1&f_cosplay=1&f_asianporn=1&f_misc=1&f_search=slapstickstrike+english&f_apply=Apply+Filter

But if you get sadpanda'd then try looking up Slapstickstrike.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:13:23 2017 No.16829345 File: 166 KB, 850x765, 1460055556703.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Has Apophis alchemy gone too far?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:15:23 2017 No.16829354 >>16829345 That's just a fancy desert Lamia, no need to panic

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:15:57 2017 No.16829355 >>16829343 Thanks anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:16:01 2017 No.16829356 File: 57 KB, 1200x911, 13244367324324.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16829323 What do you do if the pack leader is wearing a top hat?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:16:30 2017 No.16829359 >>16829345 >Dem tits Homina homina

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:16:34 2017 No.16829360 Okay so...... does this mean if I had a Demon waifu, I could ger her to develop muscles that would put a Minotaur and Jinko to shame, become a martial arts expert and grow to 7ft and then do a sexy naked dance showing off her muscles and combat skills?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:17:08 2017 No.16829365 >>16829321 Some days are for snug anon. It doesn't always have to go lewd. It's going to get to the point where she and my daughterus associate rainy days with comfy things. That might end up confusing for their future husbands.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:18:23 2017 No.16829372 >>16829017 Presumably so, you can even make alloys with other metals using the silver and the alloys will retain the capabilities of the mamono realm silver.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:18:38 2017 No.16829375 >>16829360 Mate any girl can hit the gym.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:18:46 2017 No.16829376 >>16829356 >Ghoul in a top hat, a well tailored suit and skull facepaint You'd better bow to Baroness Samedi, The Loa of the Dead. She'll reward you with all sorts of voodoo spells and a nice ghoul wife.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:19:40 2017 No.16829379 >>16829343 I like to imagine the author was joking with that sandworm daughteru panel. Dear god I hope he was joking.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:19:48 2017 No.16829380 >>16829360 If that was your taste, you'd probably be targeted by one that already was close to what you wanted.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:20:23 2017 No.16829381

>>16829360
What I'm tellin you, anon, is that if you go through the incubization process, that can happen with ANY MGE girl you get with.
Demons will just be one of the most gung-ho about it because they live to tempt and please. So she'd do everything in her power to do just that for you and speed the process along.
But yes, disclaimers aside, she would do just that and then some to make sure you're getting all that you desire and more.
>>16829365
It must be a universal truth then, rain = comfy. But that does sound like an exquisite way to spend the day with all your adopterus, your daughteru and waifu just chilling around in a well lit home. Great stuff.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:20:55 2017 No.16829382

>>16829063
>The only thing is that I can't decide if I'd rather be stuck in front of her or behind.

The "stuck" aspect is mainly to keep the guy from escaping. Once she's sure you won't try to get away you should be free to try all the sex positions you want.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:21:15 2017 No.16829383 >>16829376 >Are you ready? >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZAY-78zhmw

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:21:22 2017 No.16829384 >>16829376 It'll be well worth it for the hearty laugh alone

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:21:44 2017 No.16829385 >>16829329 Because of rape time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:22:47 2017 No.16829388 >>16829381 >Rain = comfy I would slap a ryu for what she did last night.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:23:41 2017 No.16829391 >>16829383 Keith fuckin David. God damn made this movie worth the price of admission, this scene alone.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:26:13 2017 No.16829401

>>16829381

Not necessarily. While most monster girls could ger buff and tall, it would probably take extra effort beyond incubization to become buff enough to put "to shame" a natural musclegirl like the Jinko.

Then let alone on top of that learning martial arts on top level. Which wouldnt be granted by incubization.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:26:24 2017 No.16829403 >>16829360 That's how mamono mana works yes. Maybe not the martial arts part, she would need to practice that herself but the body she could develop through sex.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:26:45 2017 No.16829405 >>16829343 >When her entire insides turn into tongues and smother him A very serious case for the Sandworm being underrated.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:26:59 2017 No.16829407
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I want to be a Nerdhound's childhood friend and have a cute, awkward crush on her in primary school. Then, when she hit puberty, she'd become unable to control herself at my sight.

Our first time would be playing video games at her house. She'd suddenly go quiet and wide-eyed and start wildly rubbing her crotch on me immeadiately after releasing her first egg. Eventually she'd manage to guide me inside her and force me to shoot an immature, spermless blank deep inside her.

After that every time we me she'd use me as a meat puppet that has no other purpose than to fill her with my cum. When she ran into me at school, her eyes would flare up and she'd chase me down and force herself on me. She'd come ring my doorbell and the brutally take me right on the doorstep.

Eventually I'd stop crying and just lie there with empty eyes as she violated me. I'd remember the times, more distant with each rape, when we were just friends. Neither of us would be able to study with all that rape, and she'd quickly learn to make porn films of herself raping me to support us.

Living with me non-stop would finally let her calm down for a bit. After each rape she'd have a few hours clarity that she'd use to try to be friends with me again. But it would never be the same again. I couldn't relax as I lived in constant anticipation of the next rape. I wouldn't even be able to sleep through the night without being violated.

Eventually she'd graduate from taping the rapes to streaming our life online. Our viewers would love making bets over how long we'd manage to get in the game before she jumped me, or if she'd notice the salty taste when she lewdly licked my face while riding me.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:26:59 2017 No.16829408

>>16829094
Did the enty info ever get translated? It mentions the claws and google translate makes it sound like they are could be meant to be accessories rather than real nails but it'd be nice to know for sure. Either way it seems like KC drew them that way to make the demon look more aggressive.

I do like the idea mentioned by another anon of them playing a part in the contract signing though.

Enty text below:

　コンセプトは【邪悪で妖艶な悪魔】【悪の女幹部風】【白黒反転目】【青肌】

　サキュバスと比べて悪魔然とした姿の悪魔、「デーモン」さん。
皆大好き青肌＋白黒反転目がコンセプト！
　初期ラフはドラゴンやダークマターのアイデアラフと並べて描かれていたので、かなり昔のもので、
その当時は青肌白黒反転眼で、トゲトゲした装飾を纏っているか、右の様に「デビル」の大人版の様なかなり適当なイメージでした。
　剣を持っている様に見えますが、過激派＝魔王軍の一員なので、かつてはより戦士や軍人に近いイメージがあり、その名残です。

　RPG脳につき、オーソドックスな淫魔である「インプ」「サキュバス」の色違い的なイメージで、
より過激な勢力に属するロリ悪魔とお姉さん悪魔として考えられていたのが、「デビル」とこの「デーモン」です。
　現在でこそ、悪魔といえば淫魔となっている図鑑世界ですが、魔物達がまだ女性の姿ではなく、怪物であった頃は、
このデーモンこそが「悪魔」であったため、そのネーミングも悪魔をそのまま表す「デーモン」となっています。

　原典の悪魔といえば人類を堕落させ、破滅に導く存在とされていますが、
図鑑世界の彼女達もまた、図鑑世界らしい快楽と恍惚に満ちた堕落と破滅へと男を導いてしまいます。

　最終的に、初期ラフの左側のトゲトゲ装甲と右側のデビルっぽい、および軍服っぽい服が融合してこんな感じのデザインになりました。
最初は黒と赤をベースに考えていたため、服のふちが赤だったり、髪の色も薄いデビルにあわせた、薄い紫だったりしました。
最終的には目立つ金フチに変えましたが、結果的に赤も目立つ様になったので良かったと思ってます。

　彼女達のデザインは、夫に対する強烈な支配欲を現すために、
または、支配欲からか、母性すら垣間見える程に夫を溺愛する彼女達の内面と外面のギャップを引き立てるため、
彼女達のデザインはとにかく攻撃性が強く、嗜虐的なエロさのあるデザインを目指しました。

　首元は腕周りの折り返しは軍服っぽく、全体的にテカった材質に。
　グローブなども攻撃性の強そうなイメージを持たせるために裾広がりで、指先には爪の装飾がついています。
　四肢は着こむが、中央は露出を高くする、というコンセプトの元、胸は金属質のアーマーで、
胸アーマーの先にはその胸を見せつけるかの様に、赤い棘の様なものがついています。
　下半身は、悪魔の羽を模しつつ、デーモンの嗜虐的な雰囲気を与える色気を表現するため、ガーターベルトにも見えるデザインで、
これまた周囲のほうが布地の多い、非常に面積の少ないパンツになってます。
　悪魔の羽を模したパンツは背中側の腰から下がるマントと繋がっており、独特な形をした腰マントは、
後ろから見ると、ふちがハートを逆にした形になっています。
　また、尻尾はサキュバスたちの丸みのあるハート型と比べて鋭い形をしています。

　ちなみに、耳にかかっている黒いハートイヤリングは中に光が灯っているという違いはありますが、デビルとおそろい的なイメージでつけました。

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:27:10 2017 No.16829410 >>16829265 Someone, get the OC lilims!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:27:57 2017 No.16829412 >>16829380 No, because there are likely very few or possibly none, demon monster girls that are already above Minotaur muscles and 100th dan black belts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:28:55 2017 No.16829413 >>16829297 You can't blue-ovary a meek office anubis like that. And she's too small and nerdy to try and rape successfully. If she tried, I could just hold her back with one hand. Or pin her down on the bed and kiss/nibble until she calms down.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:28:58 2017 No.16829414

>>16829401
The martial arts could be learned but I'm fairly certain there weren't any major limitations to the degree to which a Monstergirls body would change through the process. Outside of the usual restrictions like how KC has said a Holsts breasts cant get bigger than her body or things like that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:29:45 2017 No.16829417 >>16829412 Minos and Jinkos can't even martial arts. They just bash things.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:30:24 2017 No.16829421 >>16829412 If Baronessfag can have a 10 foot tall Demon, I'm sure you can have a super muscular one that took a liking to martial arts early on. It's a fantasy, after all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:30:52 2017 No.16829425 File: 44 KB, 429x750, 1468017071556.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16829413 I, too, want to forcibly use an Anubis as a plush toy.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:31:24 2017 No.16829428

Why the fuck is black sclera so lewd?

I just want to imagine waking up in the middle of the night to see an Apophis's or demon's glowing pupil and black sclera in the dark. Because I know exactly what I was in for.

If I threw off the covers and exposed my wood I can imagine the Apophis's pupils going narrow and alert at the sight of cock. I'd just accept getting coiled and graped at that point.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:32:12 2017 No.16829429 >>16829414 Minotaurs and Jinkos main appeal is to be musclegirls. Where would be the appeal if any non muscular monster could get even buffer than them just through incubization?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:33:10 2017 No.16829435 >>16829428 It makes the cum stand out when you jizz inher eye.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:33:14 2017 No.16829436 >>16829417 Jinkos are martial artists.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:33:42 2017 No.16829437 >>16828603 That sounds perfect. I bet shes the kind of girl who keeps her true beauty hidden, revealing it only to you and you alone.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:34:04 2017 No.16829438 >>16829428 Because it's exotic and otherworldly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:34:40 2017 No.16829441 >>16829429 I didn't write the rules, chief, just saying that it seemed to be let loose enough so people can relatively do what they want.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:35:08 2017 No.16829447 >>16829408 >Did the enty info ever get translated? Nope; if it has, I don't have it in my archive.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:35:27 2017 No.16829449

>>16829429
Minotaur's main appeal is intended to be that she's a strong girl who eats, sleeps and fucks but doesn't do much else. That can be done regardless of her body type and the one in the profile is just an example of a Minotaur the scholar could talk to without getting raped.

Jinko's main appeal is that they're stoic beast girls who don't want sex at first but get overwhelmed by their instincts to breed, again that can be done regardless of body type.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:37:05 2017 No.16829454

>>16829379
According to KC canon basically by default monster girl babies who can't feed themselves will feed on mother's milk.

So probably a joke. Or the sandworm was thinking that in a sense it is husband's milk because she puts his mana into the milk that she feeds the baby.

See the below from World Guide 1:

>The children of many races of monsters grow by suckling mother's milk during infancy just like humans. Even monsters of races that feed primarily on mana basically grow on mother's milk while infants. After that, during early childhood, many of them eat normal food and thrive on mamono mana shared by their mother.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:37:11 2017 No.16829455 >>16829449 This. Despite people being into those races because they like musclegirls, ultimately there is no definitive 'musclegirl' race. Well, maybe Amazons.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:37:31 2017 No.16829456 >>16829428 It's the lewd abyss.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:38:41 2017 No.16829460 >>16829428 Eyes are the window to the soul, and black sclera just tells you right up front these races aren't hiding the fact that they're lewd and into sinful stuff.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:39:36 2017 No.16829463 >>16829421 > 10 foot waifu Tell me more.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:39:53 2017 No.16829466 >>16829456 Galaxy eyes are the lewdest black sclera eyes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:41:49 2017 No.16829476 >>16829449 KC said Jinko and Minotaur are muscle fetish. So yeah, members of those races are naturally musclegirls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:41:59 2017 No.16829477 >>16829455 Pretty much, there's no set body type for most races. You can have a muscle demon, a perma loli jinko, an adult Redcap or whatever.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:42:25 2017 No.16829480

>>16829414
Its important to understand that the basic body modifications KC speaks of seem to mostly relate to changes in the genitals so that sex with her is as pleasurable as possible. Can anyone point to any specific changes that have been mentioned beyond that?

That is by default you'll come to love how your monster girl wife looks anyway, so there is little reason to include functions to change further. Not that I'm saying it wouldn't happen but at even the most extreme you wouldn't likely have major changes.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:43:07 2017 No.16829485

>>16829463
Well, she's 9'9 actually, though at that point I suppose to most people it wouldn't matter, but yes, she's a very tall Demon. Just kinda my personal taste for my own reasons. I'm rather tall myself so it's not as jarring a difference but yeah.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:43:07 2017 No.16829486 >>16829463 Demonfag's waifu is a colossus. >>16829466 I know they are lewd, but I still prefer normal ones.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:44:48 2017 No.16829490 >>16829476 Muscle fetish as the norm for them, exceptions are still possible just like other races can have an exception that has muscles too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:45:36 2017 No.16829493 >>16828631 Tell me, why does everyone seem to neglect amazon? Why can't my waifu be more popular

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:46:22 2017 No.16829499 >>16829485 You're tall man. Taller than my waifu I thought she was a tower. Go on do it. Call me that oh so delicious word and bring back that past you so desperately try to run from.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:46:28 2017 No.16829500 >>16829485 Man, you'd have to get custom ceilings when you finally move in with her.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:48:50 2017 No.16829512

>>16829499
You no good swell fellow who's at a perfectly acceptable height
>>16829500
She's a high ranking officer in the DL's army with her own palace and everything. It stands to reason the place would be built with her height in mind, and worst comes to worst she could polymorph herself shorter to be more discreet/when visiting places not set for her height/for sexual shenanigans.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:48:58 2017 No.16829513 >>16829493 The only thing I remember about them is that one plants beans.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:52:01 2017 No.16829523 >>16829493 Amazon used to be talked about a fair bit but got memed to death by husband beating accusations and shitstorms over house husbnds so people stopped talking about them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:52:29 2017 No.16829527 >>16829383 >"but your funds are low" >shows The Tower Should've 'nope'd right the hell out of there, but then we'd miss a fantastic number. >>16829428 Personally, it's the whole glowing in the dark appeal for me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:53:19 2017 No.16829530 >>16829436 They're just tigers with big claws, idiot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:53:32 2017 No.16829532 >>16829499 >>16829512 How exactly tall are you, because you say you're fairly tall yourself but to have a 9'9'' waifu and it not to be a huge height difference is something.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:54:42 2017 No.16829537 >>16829493 I love amazons and I prefer it this way, so the thread doesn't turn them into shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:55:13 2017 No.16829541 >>16829493 ME WANT SNU SNU

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:55:24 2017 No.16829542 >>16829532 3'3" shorter than that. I mean it's still a big difference but I like it that way.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:59:27 2017 No.16829553 >>16829493 Blame KC, he should had given the Amazon a muscled body.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:59:27 2017 No.16829554 >>16829527 You act like some rich asshole from across the pond would know what the Tower means.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 18:00:40 2017 No.16829556 >>16828900 Heh, well sibling stuff is a bit different I guess. I'm just saying I connect better to "boy meets girl" stories when the guy is around the same age as I am, both in looks and smarts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 18:01:21 2017 No.16829563 >>16828907 >>>/i/499515 >>>/i/499516 shh

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 18:01:32 2017 No.16829564 >>16829554 Considering the overuse/misuse of the Death card in media, you're probably right.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 18:03:51 2017 No.16829576 >>16829563 thicc

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 18:03:54 2017 No.16829577 >>16829563 How does this man keep getting away with it? These are absolutely fantastic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 18:04:29 2017 No.16829579 >>16829563 Poppin off today

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 18:04:45 2017 No.16829581 >>16829530 The profile says they are "fighters", she has a warriorish bikini armor, no weapons, she comes from the mist continent where every monster is a martial artist or potentially one. Jinkos are very obviously martial artists.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 18:05:31 2017 No.16829583 >>16829563 Thanks a ton melon, well worth the shekels.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 18:06:14 2017 No.16829586

>>16829425
It's the best. Actually, this is another reason to get strong for anubi.

So that you can hug one like plush toy, and she can't do anything about it. Imagine waking up in the morning, and just reaching over to wrap your arms around an anubis lover's waist from behind. She wants to get up early and do stuff, but no matter how hard she tries, how much she pushes, pulls, strains and tries to squeeze out of your arms, it's like she's pushing against a statue of solid stone.
Eventually, maybe she'd give up and resign herself to spending a few more minutes under the covers with you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 18:06:17 2017 No.16829587 >>16829581 >The profile says they are "fighters" Anyone can be a fighter. Just raise your fists and throw punches and kicks at people on a daily basis. There, you're a fighter.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 18:07:28 2017 No.16829592 >>16829563 Those lewds are too nice. Are there more?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 18:12:46 2017 No.16829617 >>16829586 That sure sounds really nice. I guess getting stronk for an Anubis is worth it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 18:14:31 2017 No.16829623 >>16829592 He's got a few more commissions lined up but two of them aren't really thread friendly. There's still slots open if anyone's interested, I hate to sound like a tanuki but the guy works fast and does nice lewds.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 18:15:05 2017 No.16829626 >>16829623 >two of them aren't really thread friendly. Are they monstergirls?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 18:16:34 2017 No.16829633 >>16827102 >Is this it? >is this a joke?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 18:18:50 2017 No.16829642 >>16829553 To be fair onis don't really have muscle in their profile.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 18:19:04 2017 No.16829643 >>16829592 I actually just ran out of loods in the list, rest is MG OC making, futa and furries I got like 5 empty slots left

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 18:20:56 2017 No.16829654 >>16827102 Like fuck she'll find me. I don't live anywhere near cold climate. Fucking hell.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 18:20:58 2017 No.16829655 >>16829623 Gotcha. >>16829643 Are you inviting me?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 18:22:28 2017 No.16829661 >>16829655 :^)''

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 18:34:45 2017 No.16829704 >>16829118 I actually prefer thinking of those claws as part of the armor. Soft hands are best for cuddles.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 18:36:32 2017 No.16829715 >>16829512 >perfectly acceptable height >he's probably -6ft >perfectly acceptable Do they even stand a chance?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 18:38:11 2017 No.16829719 >>16829704 That's cool too. Wish the enty info was translated, I'd ultimately be fine with either way. >>16829715 Now now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 18:38:13 2017 No.16829720 >>16829715 You don't have to compensate for your penis size by pretending that manlets are a thing anon. My waifu's about two inches shorter than me anyway, so what's it matter to me?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 18:40:37 2017 No.16829729 >>16829704 Even if they are part of her hand, magic to remove the claws should be simple for accomplished shapeshifters like demons/succubi (they're among the monsters most noted for taking on human form and living hidden among humans).

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 18:41:00 2017 No.16829731 >>16829720 What I don't have in height I have in dick!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 18:48:11 2017 No.16829759 >>16829729 >Waifu is pissy for reasons >Ask her to transform >She becomes a huge world destroyer dragon in the middle of the city >She is gives off a "hump" with smokes from her nose

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 18:57:25 2017 No.16829793 Short and Tall http://i.imgur.com/VAO7EZ8.jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 18:58:31 2017 No.16829799 >>16829759 Another reason why dragon family monsters are great, they can transform into their former forms. You'll never get stuck in traffic again!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 18:59:16 2017 No.16829800 >>16829793 wock angry

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 19:01:25 2017 No.16829805 >>16829799 Yeah, life gets pretty easy with drag drags. Unless you go dragon slayer route with her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 19:02:19 2017 No.16829808 >>16829793 I still want to make out with a wock's tentacle while we're spooning, and she's giving me a reach-around.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 19:11:59 2017 No.16829837 I hope the lescate world guide gets translated. I still really like it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 19:15:54 2017 No.16829847 >>16829837 I want to see it in its former glory. Must've looked so nice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 19:19:49 2017 No.16829862 >>16829847 >Must've looked like a dark ages shithole fixed it for you.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 19:22:23 2017 No.16829866

>>16829847
I'm still just a sucker for cute human couple going through corruption. Probably an extension of my fetish for two people.being forced to fuck in general.
>That cute nerdy girl you stood up for a few times is now a busty dark mage prettier than any girl you've seen who just wants to watch your face as you cum over and over

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 19:22:47 2017 No.16829870 >>16829862 Now now anon. I know corrupting it saved a lot of monsters and it's now a happier place but the purity from it must've looked really nice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 19:23:44 2017 No.16829877 >>16829847 I'd imagine a really pristine area where heroes and nobles live walled off from the general population.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 19:23:46 2017 No.16829878 Would your waifus make it mandatory that you never wear underwear?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 19:27:52 2017 No.16829900 >>16829877 The slums would be filled with death and rot but the higher places would look amazing. >>16829866 Sounds like a very cute story with lots of comforting and mush. Just the way I like it. >>16829878 Not really.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 19:28:13 2017 No.16829901 >>16829870 >happier place Debatable.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 19:28:50 2017 No.16829905

>>16829878
No anon, that's silly. My waifu would be just fine with me wearing underwear and even encourage it in some situations. She'd like when I wear nothing but underwear sometimes, and she'd like it when I wear latex underwear too.

She'd just love it when I wear nothing but latex underwear!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 19:28:55 2017 No.16829906 >>16829870 Real nice for the nobles and church heroes maybe. But for the average citizen? Shithole.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 19:29:55 2017 No.16829910 >>16829866 Sounds great if she's also super yandere for you as well

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 19:35:19 2017 No.16829933

>>16829617
It's always worth going the extra mile in any situation for an anubis.
Sure, she might be able to bind your body with magic bandages to the point of immobility in a second. Sure, she might have eighty ways to beat an opponent in her fight when you consider her spellcasting abilities. And sure, during the full moon, her full strength as a wolfgirl might come out, and she'll become strong enough to lift four times her own body weight.

But sometimes, it's nice to ignore reason or sense, and think about what it'd be like to wrap your arms around an anubis. To do your best to make her feel safe and secure, to treat her like royalty and act like her knight in the most idiotic and unnecessary ways. Or to pin her back to a wall, and lean over her for a kiss that lasts minutes and leaves her with legs like jelly. Maybe even go the extra mile and lift her up by her ass, so she's suspended between you the wall.
It doesn't even need to be lewd. You could do something as simple as carry her on your shoulders everywhere. Would she love the feeling of superiority while riding above the heads of everyone else, and start to direct and steer you around? Or would she get embarressed when you do it in public because of all the people turning to watch a grown anubis getting a piggyback ride from a guy?

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 19:39:13 2017 No.16829940

Not saying Demons are not good waifus is just that..... well.

Okay, I will play. I want a musclegirl at least as buff as this tigergirl, 7ft, martial arts skills and wants to protect me.

http://i.4cdn.org/jp/1491597501794.jpg

Why should I pick the Demon? Why should I pick her over lets say a Jinko, Hellhound or Hinezumi?

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 19:39:42 2017 No.16829943

>>16829910
>Human girl who's repressed her emotions goes into overdrive when she corrupts.
Always amazing.
Would you want a girl to start sprouting her monstrous traits as she rapes you?
Because imagine it. Imagine the tall blacksmith's daughter ahegaoing while riding you as bull horns erupt from her head and her tits swell.
Imagine the cute beggar girl you shared your food with kissing you deeply as her arms change into batlike wings and her ears change shape.
Imagine the haughty duke's daughter pinning you, the boy she made into her manservant down and howling in pleasure as you cum inside while a pair of majestic scaled wings erupt from her back.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 19:41:26 2017 No.16829948

>>16829940
Look mate, you're the one who brought it up in the first place before already. If that's the extent of what you want it sounds like you probably just want one of those races instead.
Unless there are factors about the Demon in particular that you ALSO want, which you could discern from reading her profile. But that's really on you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 19:44:28 2017 No.16829957 >>16829940 >http://i.4cdn.org/jp/1491597501794.jpg I prefer musclegirls that have soft gropable bits while having decent amounts of muscle.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 19:46:14 2017 No.16829963

>>16829943
Hell yeah, those each sound amazing.
>Town gets Dark Matter Nuke'd
>Total bedlam, lewd chaos
>Shy girl that works in the marketplace jumps you all of a sudden with a wild look in her eye
>Starts slamming her hips into you hard
>So hard as you look down in horror it looks like it's smashing her skin into jelly
>Then you realize as her skin starts changing color that its not just her hips that are liquifying, but her whole bodies
>Wait, bodies?
>A second and a third copy of her ooze out in horrific fashion from the middle
>They start molesting you as a crown forms on the main girls' head
Lil bit of body horror, lotta bit of lewd. And a free shoehorn in for Slime Queen, which I find fun.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 19:55:34 2017 No.16829989

>>16829933
You just put the reasons why I'm making myself better for my Anubis better than I ever could, so thank-you for that. Ever since I've fallen in love with her, I've strived to make myself a better person in every way I can, because I know that is what she would want me to do. Hell, I've actually made a day-to-day schedule for myself as well, and I've found it helps me a lot with staying on task and getting things done, I can see why Anubi like them so much.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 20:00:33 2017 No.16830002 >>16829989 Don't get addicted to schedules like anubi. You'll become a even bigger autist.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 20:03:45 2017 No.16830011

>>16829963
Just imagine being in the aftermath.
>Anon wakes up the day after his town was hit by a Dark Matter bombing in his bed.
>After climbing out he looks out the window to see that the damage done by monstergirls hurling their bodies through things has been repaired.
>The sky is a gentle purplish blue and clouds are passing by like nothing happened.
>Humans and monstergirls are walking the streets hand in hand. He recognizes some of them as townsfolk he grew up with transformed.
>Suddenly he hears a noise behind him and a pair of muscular arms wrap around him.
>"Anooon~ Come back to bed~"
>The Blacksmith's daughter, his childhood friend, is standing behind him, holding him close to her engorged tits.
>Where her ears once were are a pair of floppy cowlike ones, and a pair of gently curved horns were jutting out of her cute pigtailed hair.
>Before he can protest she drags him back under the covers and holds him close like a teddy bear.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 20:05:46 2017 No.16830019

>>16829910
It was a random example but yes save less violent and more prone to sexual domination instead. If she thinks you're acting uppity rather than do something violent she just summons DE tentacles to hold you down and undresses. With her new body generally you're too aroused to talk before shes even halfway done

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 20:11:55 2017 No.16830040 >>16830002 Might be a bit late for me, I'm afraid.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 20:14:12 2017 No.16830048 >>16829410 I'd rather ferociously breed a Cu Sith than take you seriously.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 20:16:37 2017 No.16830053

>>16830011
>She's now feet taller than you with gargantuan tits to go with her enhanced muscular frame
>a firm yet bubbly big booty with a lazily swishing bovine tail coming out of her from above it
>fuzz begins halfway down her powerful thighs and continues to her hooves
>And yet, despite it all, it somehow feels like its the way things should be
>Spend the whole morning lazing around with her, occasionally suckling from her milky tits while she moos softly and takes you between her legs, slowly 'milking' you back
>It only becomes awkward when you both finally get up mid afternoon and realize she has absolutely nothing that fits her anymore
>You look to her to see what she wants to do about it, to which she just grins and firmly grabs your shoulder, dragging you back to bed with her, her other hand conspicuously starting to tweak her nipple
>"Well, we'll figure it out some other week~"
>Wait, week?!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 20:17:16 2017 No.16830058 >>16829989 No problem. If I can help by talking about anubi, it'll be the one thing I'm good at that'll actually benefit other people. Maybe I should make a day-to-day plan as well, in that case.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 20:18:00 2017 No.16830061 >>16830002 >Anon who regularly ignores schedules and deadlines >Gets paired up with an Anubis for groupwork What would the poor Anubis do?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 20:19:39 2017 No.16830064 >>16830053 >An already huge girl gets even huger. And this is why big girls becoming Minotaurs is a good thing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 20:21:59 2017 No.16830070 >>16830061 Set him right. >>16830048 Wanna hear about mine?

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 20:25:14 2017 No.16830078

Again I find myself wishing MGE orcs weren't p'orks.

They are only ever the butt of a 'lel raep' joke in nip media and you just can't take them seriously. I mean they're fucking pigs.

Greenskins a best. Be it amazonian savages or green jesus tier noble savage.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 20:26:31 2017 No.16830083 >>16830078 I prefer canonically renditions of MGE girls in almost every case except porky pig. Green skinned muscle orc is definitely the superior version.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 20:26:53 2017 No.16830086 >>16830078 >Greenskins a best. Be it amazonian savages or green jesus tier noble savage. That's what Ogres fill the niched for.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 20:32:46 2017 No.16830101

>>16830086
Ogres are too base. And I played a lot of warcraft in my youth, so the idea of shamans is pretty ingrained. Plus Ogres don't exist in tribes.

Really saying Ogres fill the niche is shortsighted. Like saying trolls and orcs are the same because they both have the purpose of being bigger and stronger and more brutish than humans.

No, ogres aren't for orcs. Powerful are the powerful owners of mountains which orcs build their settlements around the base of, and keep their heads down when ogres fight for territory and offer captured boys who hadnt' already been husbando'd yet when the new victor comes knocking.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 20:33:49 2017 No.16830104 >>16830101 >Powerful are the powerful owners Ogres*

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 20:35:58 2017 No.16830111

>>16830064
Wholeheartedly agreed.
>Have to widen your house's doorframes and make the ceilings a bit taller to accommodate her
>Bed never stood a chance, if she sprawls all the way out on it (which she does when she's feeling lazy post sex) she can touch all four corners at the same time
>Her ass is so big it's cramped on your small couch if you try and sit side by side (which typically doesn't matter as she always sits you in her lap)
>Tits are in a word BEEG. Sometimes feels like you'll get lost in them and buying clothing for her is an absolute nightmare because of it
>Yet through it all she earnestly and gladly helps with all of the remodeling and is strong enough to perform superhuman feats with a smile and without a single drop of sweat

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 20:38:49 2017 No.16830123 >>16830111 She is getting all the daughters and all the milkings for being so best.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 20:40:39 2017 No.16830129 >>16830111 What would you do if you found her practicing her father's craft in a big leather apron and nothing else? Would you fuck her long and hard while she's sweaty from working in the forge?

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 20:43:31 2017 No.16830138

I think knowing the husband of a submissive Ogre would be pretty cool
>Young noble takes a commission to take out a powerful Ogre who scouts warn is beginning a warband of orcs to go raiding
>Alone he strides into their camp, returning some months later with the savage in tow, confusing every one
>Town guards to go draw their swords, but are scared stiff by a glance from him
>He takes her home, there's the sound of screams of pleasure and furniture breaking
>He returns some hours later with her in tow, only now her hair has been hastily brushed and she's in a noble-lady's dress
>She goes with him as he claims the land and titles for defeating the warlord, while announcing his new wife and plans to hold a ceremony
>Unbeknownst to him, their daughter is raised with the goal of finding a strong hero to submit to.
>She's a terror to the young nobles, always playing the villain to their knight.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 20:45:21 2017 No.16830142

>>16830123
I bet all the children in the small town would love her. They'd all run up and want hugs whenever they walk by her fixing up the house when school gets out. Which would make her immidietly afterward bound inside, the floor cracking under her heavy hooves in the process, grab you wherever you are, throw you into the bed and start pounding you like a madwoman while shoving a leaking engorged tit in your face, rambling about how she wants (more) daughterus and that children are just too cute
>>16830129
I'd pull her tail, a new sensation for her, and hopefully get a startled yelp out of her, then use that as leverage to get her bent over so I can tug it while taking her from behind. She'd never quite be able to resist being put into that position when her tail gets pulled, even long after she'd monsterized.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 20:46:32 2017 No.16830147 >>16830138 Taming ferocious monsters is my fetish, especially if they keep their intimidating personality when in public.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 20:52:12 2017 No.16830169

>>16830147
I like it better if they keep their intimidating personality in check.
>Neighborhood kids love her because she's a real mean cook
>After a few years, she's as refined and polite and ara ara as all the other noble mothers, her white hair tied back neatly
>The only discontinuity being her large muscles under her dress.
>She bends in so well they almost forget what she is
>Until one day on a trip the nobles are attacked by bandits and she pulls a man-sized axe from out of nowhere and they suddenly remember she's an ex-warlord tamed by a hero.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 20:55:47 2017 No.16830179 >>16830169 Something like that is too cute.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 20:56:02 2017 No.16830180 >>16829940 Musclegirls legitimately disgust me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 20:58:32 2017 No.16830188 >>16830180 Get ready to be bombarded with "no u" from fags who can't take a different opinion.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 21:00:21 2017 No.16830192 >>16830188 Arguably, I'm being that sort of fag by even bringing it up in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 21:01:43 2017 No.16830197 >>16830142 And I'd happily give her more children, so many that half the school is our spawn.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 21:03:34 2017 No.16830204 >>16830180 It's cool. Funnily enough they used to for me too but now they're my top bodytype.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 21:06:07 2017 No.16830207

>>16830197
>A whole herd of bovine daughterus come home from school and bumrush their momma
>You come home and find her on the floor laughing completely covered with them hugging her and playing with her
>She notices you come in and then grins maliciously
>"Look girls, daddy's home!"
Do you run from the literal stampede as they come towards you or accept your fate of being trampled in squishy hugs?

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 21:11:22 2017 No.16830219

>>16830207
I stand my ground and attempt to hug as many as I can before they overwhelm me, I'm not going down without a fight and they know it.
I'm not saying I'll win but years of living, and breeding, with their mother have made me at least able to take what lesser men couldn't so I'll survive the pile.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 21:14:09 2017 No.16830222 >after all this time I still can't decide on a waifu There are too many great girls. Does this mean I'm a boyslut?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 21:14:41 2017 No.16830223 >>16830222 No, it just means that your waifu hasn't found you yet. Patience is key!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 21:14:55 2017 No.16830224 >>16830222 How can you a slut if you never got laid?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 21:16:16 2017 No.16830227 >>16830222 Probably.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 21:16:28 2017 No.16830229 >>16830180 It's pretty hard to make it work. What that dude linked doesn't really work. The abs are fine and so are the thighs to an extent, but the legs and arms are a little too ripped.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 21:17:40 2017 No.16830230 What are is your most favorite of your waifu's monster bits?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 21:18:55 2017 No.16830232 >>16830180 Muscle can be pretty weird. It's why I just like lean.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 21:19:12 2017 No.16830233

>>16830219
>Under a veritable hill of daughterus, their momma finally stomps over and pulls them off in swaths using her big arms, tossing them aside (to which they giggle when landing, too powerful like their mom to suffer any real harm and treating it like a game)
>Finally she pulls you out from underneath, winded but ultimately just fine
>still your youngest daughteru snuggled up against you, who momma gently pulls off and puts on her shoulder as she helps you up
>As she does so, the daugtheru asks 'How come papa never gets hurt, mama?'
>Before she can answer, you cheekily reply 'That's because I drink lots of milk, sweetie.' while slyly brushing against your mino wife's colossal breasts as you walk past to get to the living room
>Wife goes beet red in the face

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 21:20:07 2017 No.16830236 >>16830230 Her gigantic, heaving, milky, tits. Also her super cute ears, horns, tail, legs, hooves, basically all her monster bits are my favorites.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 21:20:19 2017 No.16830238 >>16830230 I love every little thing about my waifu. All of her bits, monster or not, are my favorite!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 21:20:49 2017 No.16830239 >>16830070 Yeah, sure. I don't really hate any OC's outside of Bob's and Chowder's Lani because HE STILL CAN'T DELIVER YET.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 21:21:11 2017 No.16830241 >>16830230 Tail, especially the underside. Followed by horns.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 21:21:26 2017 No.16830242 >>16830230 If I had to choose one, I'd have to go with her tall ears, although the little tufts of fur on her elbows are amazing as well.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 21:23:31 2017 No.16830246 >>16830233 I already know she's gonna make me drink extra milk that night. Just another benefit to marry a HUGE cowgirl.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 21:24:18 2017 No.16830247 >>16830230 I don't know. Her big wings? Her cute talons? I like them both.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 21:26:03 2017 No.16830249 >>16830230 Fluffy tail. Though I really like fluffy ears too.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 21:26:11 2017 No.16830250

>>16830246
Can't argue with that. Probably takes hours to drain those things. Good that you're up to the task.
Shit, can you imagine sucking on one of them for an hour as she rides you while doing so only for her to smirk when you collapse and tell you 'Now the other one~'?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 21:27:17 2017 No.16830252 >>16830239 She smells like flowers and dirt after a rain.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 21:28:06 2017 No.16830256

>>16830230
I can't just pick and choose her bits like that anon, that's not how it works.

I love my waifu's paws, they're soft and fluffy and wonderful to hold and massage!
I love my waifu's ears, they're floppy and she loves it when I pet them and play with them!
I love my waifu's tail, brushing it and grooming it and watching it wag like crazy when I kiss her on the nose are all just lovely!
I love the naturally deep and inexplicable emotional connection I have with my waifu, we just get each other!
I love my waifu's instinctive inclination to petplay and ownership, she is mine and I am hers!

Picking just one thing is way too hard.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 21:32:19 2017 No.16830268

>>16830250
I can and its giving me a pretty strong erection, this is the only concern I have with marrying a cowgirl, between her body as a whole and her invigorating and nutritious milk I don't know how I could ever not be hard. I've got no problem with spending long periods of sexy times with her but it can't just go on forever.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 21:32:35 2017 No.16830269 >>16830252 More.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 21:34:35 2017 No.16830275 >>16830230 Her long ears and spectral claws.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 21:35:46 2017 No.16830277 >>16830269 She wears leather pants, a wool jacket an cow girl bikini sometimes.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 21:36:01 2017 No.16830278

>>16830268
That's why you gotta go after her as hard as possible to try and at least somewhat tire her out. Ultimately, if you time it right, her urge to lazy cuddle will win out over her urge to go for round 57, and you can rest peacefully for however much of the night is left.
Tis a burden, but one men must bear!

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 21:37:49 2017 No.16830283

>>16830268
>frequent erections during the day just being around your wife's big booty
>leads to her frequently whisking you away for quick paizuri or blowjobs (her tits are far too big for both at the same time)
>which leads you to get even hornier when around her
>which makes her just do it more often
Incubus life is a harrowing prospect.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 21:40:14 2017 No.16830291

>>16830229
Heck, even most men who are too ripped look rather disgusting/unnatural, perhaps because in reality muscles sculpted to that degree (i.e. bodybuilder competiton degree) are more about form than actual function.

Lets all remember that six pack abs don't equal greater strength, just less fat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 21:43:41 2017 No.16830306 >>16830278 >>16830283 What a noble sacrifice I make by containing such lewdness to our household, I need no thanks, just for the damn portal to open up already so I can live this life.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 21:47:10 2017 No.16830326

>>16830291
Yup. That's why it's far better to just have a soft girl with muscular and thick thighs that are only obviously muscular when she does something like squat low, a solid core with the abs lightly defined and modestly big but still soft looking arms, but nowhere near as muscularly developed as her legs. Girls aren't about that upper body strength anyway. Plus you want the shoulders slim and the neck graceful.

You know who's a nice musclegirl? The ant from Terraformars.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 21:51:29 2017 No.16830339 >>16830197 >half the school is our spawn. It would be a nightmare to make sure all of them were home in time for bed. Unless you had a way to get them back. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs_-emj1qR4

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 21:53:26 2017 No.16830342 >>16830306 Truly selfless. I want that same life too, dammit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 22:03:28 2017 No.16830380 I want to come home after an extra long day to a muscle dragon cuddle bug.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 22:05:16 2017 No.16830386

>>16830339
Reminds me of that picture of an anon playing a violin for a pair of Holstaurs, and I already know how to play the cello too so I'm already one step there.
>>16830342
Until then we must prepare our bodies, sure years later we'll be able to take it but that first night will be a hell of a ride.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 22:13:25 2017 No.16830399 >>16830380 You know what my dragon would do to me? Winghugs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 22:17:05 2017 No.16830403 >>16830399 She can hug AND wing hug. All while cuddling.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 22:19:23 2017 No.16830410 >>16830399 >>16830403 Any girl with wings can do that except Werebats and Wyverns.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 22:20:36 2017 No.16830415 >>16830410 Proof of superior evolution. #reptilemasterrace

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 22:21:45 2017 No.16830420 >>16830403 And leg lock while also tail wrapping. At that point I would just throw myself to the ground and nuzzle her until both of us are sore.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 22:21:57 2017 No.16830422 >>16830415 Anon, the list of girls who can give hugs and wing hugs while cuddling includes Demons and Vampires.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 22:23:31 2017 No.16830428 >>16830410 They can actually do both at the same time! >>16830420 Indeed, maximum over hug right there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 22:24:24 2017 No.16830431 >>16830422 Neither of which are reptiles. Checkmate

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 22:26:14 2017 No.16830436 >>16830428 No, not enough. We'll be hugging using out tongues as well! >>16830422 There are also Griffons who are fluffy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 22:29:21 2017 No.16830444 >>16830436 I want to cuddle a shortstack or oppai loli griffon while she gives a little pout.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 22:30:06 2017 No.16830448 >>16830431 I always thought that dragons were more warmblooded than reptilian. They just have scales that resemble reptiles.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 22:44:38 2017 No.16830478 >>16830448 >a fire lizard isn't a lizard because it's hot Anon, salamanders.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 22:54:56 2017 No.16830492 >>16830478 Still a reptile, just with an adaptation to generate fire through a chemical reaction in their skin. Dragons are still warm bodied even if they aren't fire breathers.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 23:03:41 2017 No.16830508

>>16830492
>through a chemical reaction in their skin
That is not where the fire comes from. You can't biologically produce insulation against 600F+ continuous combustion. And it doesn't burn their clothes or even men. That's magic fire.

>Dragons are still warm bodied
That's never said anywhere for MGE. Even other fantasy stuff uses descriptions like "Their inside is a raging inferno, but their skin is so cold, it burns."

And warm-bloodedness does not make something not a reptile in any case. There's plenty of extinct warm blooded reptiles.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 23:11:47 2017 No.16830531 >>16830508 Well, you win this round anon. But I'll get you next time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 23:33:43 2017 No.16830602 Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, watch out for loli griffons who decide you need protecting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 23:37:29 2017 No.16830608 >>16830602 I want a loli griffon that hangs on my back like a backpack

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 23:38:10 2017 No.16830610

>>16830602
Not much I can do about it, she perches herself on my roof after school every day until her parents call her home. She keeps stray dogs off the lawn but Mamono Lord forbid I have a unexpected guest come over.

All I did was thank her once for noticing I was about to cross the street when the crosswalk sign was malfunctioning. Now she thinks I'm helpless!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 23:39:31 2017 No.16830618 >>16830608 She'd even growl a little bit whenever one of the girls gets close. >>16830610 Yep. Now you're stuck with her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 23:39:35 2017 No.16830619 >>16830602 Another adopted daughteru?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 23:40:44 2017 No.16830621 >>16830619 Incorrect, she's there to be your protector. Maybe something else as well, a girl who will protect you from a bad marriage.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 23:41:52 2017 No.16830624 >>16830602 Cute little Lionbirds.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 23:42:11 2017 No.16830627 >>16830619 I've got a lot of adopterus, but I'd be willing to take on another if she won't take no for an answer. It'll take some work to get her social skills up to snuff though. I might have to let her new Wurm Onee-san teach her a thing or two.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 23:42:51 2017 No.16830631 >>16830602 Loli griffons a cute. I wonder what kind of happy noise they make. Chirping? Lion noise? A mix?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 23:43:33 2017 No.16830633 >>16830602 I don't think I could handle that. I'm the one who is supposed to protect, it's ingrained into me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 23:43:46 2017 No.16830634 >>16830618 maybe I'll give her snacks to thank her for "protecting" me

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 23:45:33 2017 No.16830639 >>16830621 Oh yes, my dragon daughteru also says that I'm part of her hoard and she'll protect me. Though I feel like the kiki being part dog and part bird might strange her a bit. I don't think my daughterus would get along with her very well.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 23:46:44 2017 No.16830642 >>16830602 I don't need to be protected from stray animals. I don't even know how she managed to integrate into my life with none of my relatives having a problem with it. Unless my supply of happy pills gets cut off I'm safe and sound.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 23:57:38 2017 No.16830665

>>16830618
She is a cute little thing, I think she has a crush on me. She told me its fine to stare up at her on the roof to appreciate her underboob, and I made the mistake of noting she doesn't really have any.

She let out an angry screech so loud it left my ears ringing, then yelled to the sky that in just a few years she would have as stonkin great a rack as her mom, and she'd be taller than me too, and then I'd be begging to stare at and fondle her underboob. Then she turned around and refused to talk to me for a few days.

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