/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I know you faggots. You all are mansluts for monsters.
Don't deny it. It's true, or else you wouldn't be here posting and obsessing over them.

Now, that said. I know that every single one of you are desperate for love. And the moment that you come into contact with a monster with a pretty face, heart of gold, and that shows interest in you and what you like, you will melt like butter on a hot potato. You'll be head over heels for her, even if she's a species that you don't particularly like.

>Portal to the MGE world opens up in your bedroom
>Your curiosity to wonder what's on the other side pulls you to go through
>Portal teleports you to a giant ant nest
>Lots of sweaty and horny giant ants working away like they always do
>As soon as you appear, they all stop what they're doing and stare you down
>Staring you down like they're about to pounce on your dick
>You notice the portal behind you fading away
Do you accept your fate as the cumpump to one or many giant ants?
Or do you jump right back through to your bedroom before the portal closes?

This'll likely be your only shot at a monster girl wife.

>>34426818
>Anon digs into newly built giant ant colony
>Just so happened to break into the queen's quarters
>She's single and horny

>>23433600
>You guys ever wonder what monster girl would really go for you?
Beelzebub or giant ant. Sometimes get a fly in my room when the weather warms. My room's a pig sty. Hell, my entire house is. She'd love it. Giant ant as well. Can't tell you how many times ants make their way in here. Even when this place is spotless they just won't fucking leave. Eventually had to get an extermination service out here a few years back to keep them away.

Point is, I wouldn't be surprised to come home from work one day, find a couple giant ants doing their thing before one just hoists be above her head and carries me off to the colony before I have a chance to say anything. I'd rather a beelzebub snatch me up first because I fucking hate ants with a passion. They're creepy looking, and they smell weird when you squish them.

If I'm lucky, I get raped at work by a cow because our uniform is red. But I work graveyard shift, so that's unlikely.

Of course, there's also the possibility I attract an alraune or a liliraune because I maintain a garden. Always see lots of bees, so honeybee girl could take me. I'd love any of those.

Always find lots of small snakes in the back and toads too, so a small lamia could be a thing or a mucus toad. I'd like both, but the lamia, we're gonna need to get her to proper size.

Lotta trees here, so the normal forest wildlife girls are all possible.

I live two blocks away from an Native American burial ground, so there could be undeads here. Not really big on undeads though, save for ghouls.

I just pray my cats don't monsterize. That would be a nightmare situation for me

>>22083557
ants can turn into ant arachne. imagine the transition of species. it's an interesting scenario. bees on the other hand will just cover you in honey and rape you, i mean c'mon wheres the special moment when it comes to bees??

Ants.

>>16950185
Anteaters are evil
I mean, who in their right mind would steal from cute, hard-working ants?

Ant