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>>44985636
Pants are for the weak.

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A Lich keeps trying to break into my house every night. Sometimes, she just stands there and stares at me through my windows for an hour straight and when I close the curtains she just reopens them with magic. How do I make her leave me alone?

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Deadlines? More like dead curve lines!

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Are liches to die for?

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>>21082688
Here we go then. A Lich grants a comatose man superhuman constitution for reasons and he finds himself drawn towards the land of the undead. To get there he will have to pass through the land of bugs though. I like Hollow Knight you see.

https://pastebin.com/Lryk0MUs

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Undead girls are really cute.

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>>16926406
MGE. Undead Kingdoms are the shit.

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>>16846774
>She better not try anything funny. The damn nerd.
She's going to test the effects of manticore venom on someone who's under her newly made lust spell!

>>16846779
>But what if I'm already her test subject?
What are you going to do then?
Then you should be used to this. You're a valued contributor to science!

>>16846781
Indeed, but she might be going to far when she tries making aphrodisiac lemons, though.

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>>16824094
>You're going to have a lot of rigor mortis to deal with
Only Jiang-Shi have that issue, but I wouldn't doubt that Wights and Liches appreciate good massages and ass smacks.

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>>16689532
>You're not a necrophiliac are you
I am. I'd use my body heat to attract all the wights and liches of the sorority!

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What sort of potions would a Lich spike the chocolates she's giving you with?

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>>16545085
Them's fightin words

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Remember not to accept any chocolates from a Lich on Valentines day, they're probably spiked with something.

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