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Huge monster hags

I did something embarrassing and despite wiping away all evidence there are people who know
They will always know

pet foxes

Massive megafauna milkers

>>42905874

>>42905901
mofu milk...

mamanopoly

>>42905916
Tastes faintly of tofu.

>>42905966
Sóy milk?

>>42905901
>>42905966
not nearly milky enough

>>42905839
Sex with dragon hags.

What's your waifu's favorite food? Other than you, of course.
Are you able to cook her favorite dish?

>>42905871
Anon no it's a trap!

>>42906157
im not trapped. i can leave whenever i want!

>>42906157
She thinks she has trapped me, but all she has done is give me the perfect angle to grope her butt.

>>42906149
She has a preference for japanese style foods, but loves rabbit as they could be caught near her childhood home.

>>42905839
Everyone who doesn't love the deep sea simply hasn't considered it.

>>42906261
>cold, dark, slimy, wet
It's not for a landlubber like me, but you do you.

>>42906304
>cold
Just stick by a geothermal vent
>dark
Bioluminescence
>slimy
Well lubricated
>wet
Baby it's better down where it's wetter unda da sea

>>42905839

>>42906557
Snakes just want your warmth and semen. Such selfish creatures.

>>42905848
I need your largest monster hag, NOW

>>42906620
Ufufu.

>>42906149
She cooks all sorts of delicious stuff all the time (she's concerned I'm not eating enough), but her favorite meal is just dinner with me...with a bit of "special sauce" to top off her plate.

>>42906620
Are you sure you can handle the largest hag?

>>42906149
Magnificient is she, and of a race that invented cooking food! Men should stay away from the kitchen, for the heat can grow quite intense!

>>42906620

>>42906749
What do they feed the foxes in gachas?
I thought vulpines were a smaller family of canines.

>>42906775
from what i understand she's a horse

>>42905839
>ftw you don't like her lobster

>>42906149
Peppers, bonus spicy kisses.

>>42905870
How can I buy that book without being embarrassed bringing to the counter

>>42906932

I'm willing to risk it all to sex this fox.

>>42906932
>>42906945
anon how did you find a video from my childhood?

>>42906646
The big fox is nice and all but what about girls you wouldn't normally think being big? Imagine a 7 foot tall kobold or a kiki that towers over you and keeps 'accidentally' slamming her tits in your face.

>>42906964
I have a theory that as long as you fuck an evil fox frequently enough, she won't be thinking of doing anything distasteful.

>>42906979
dormouse

>>42906979
i'd love a 8ft tall meaty kik, and I would be groping her whenever i can

>>42906984
and how much daily do you think is "enough"?

Are Apophis longer than the average lamia or about the same?

>>42907022
same length more width

>>42906996
enough that she has a lot of kids to worry about while you go to work. wouldn't want the kids to worry about mom doing something evil and she wants the kids to not get trapped in a rock for millions of years like she did

>>42906979
big, overly excited march hare that's trying very hard to restrain herself

>>42906964
I bet she loves teasing you by running her claws along your neck and gently biting your sensitive spots, just short of drawing blood. She looks like the type who loves making you squirm before she kisses you until your mind turns to mush.

>>42907030
>Demon Lord has assigned you to marry an ancient evil fox who hasn't fully accepted mamono mana yet
>Get paid to put a litter in her every time she starts plotting the downfall of a nation
Sounds fun.

>>42907038
That's why I like her. Dangerous, teasing, beautiful. The perfect monster to make into a wife and later a mother.

>>42907047
>She starts studying some forbidden magic to cause a great calamity
>Give her a creampie so massive she can't think of anything else
>She practices her pyromancy skills to burn down crops
>Massive creampie
>She prepares a frontal assault on the emperor's castle
>Massive creampie
It's a tough job, but a necessary one.

i somehow left Zipangu with my virginity intact.

>>42907023
Are you calling the glorious rightful purple ruler of the sands FAT?

>>42907130
The first stop I'd make while visiting Zipangu is to the red district, I'd ask for the tallest kejourou.

Big kefir dispensers

>>42907234
is it rude if I use her kefir to make a protein milkshake?

>>42907124
Loli Rachel is pretty cute

>>42907155
Bigger.

>>42907124
Context?

>>42907155
Fat purple sand snake

Has kc's art continue to improve?

>>42907414
What's wrong with KC's art apart from there isn't enough of it

>>42907419

>>42907414

>>42907426
Looks fine if a bit dated and being an unpopular species.

>when you go back and read profiles from ten years ago and they are diffrent from you remember.

>>42907155
>rock hard abs from all the core motion required to slither
>little bit of pudge from being a throne-warming neet all day
Hoo boy

>>42907414
His progress is less noticeable but yes.
His feet are no longer too small, on the opposite his paws and claws are now reasonably sized.
He seems to be better with colors too.
He hasn't had a weird anatomy drawing since that one World Guide cover either.

>>42906979
big maids are for pushing down on the bed

>>42907517
Good to hear

Literal cuddle bugs

>>42907603
Greenworm who gets extra cuddly after a good meal.

>>42907615
>Find humble Olive Garden busboy
>Just got to work and going into the supply closet discover a very sleepy greenworm asleep having somehow broke in and demolished the entire supply of veggies and fruits

>>42907615
>after a good meal.
It would've been easier just to type "constantly." Blessed Architect bugs.

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>42907753
fuck off retard

Let me just remind you that it's absolutely NOT proper or acceptable to be going through your waifu's computer without her knowledge. No matter what the rumors say, she actually doesn't have gigabytes upon gigabytes of lewd and embarrassing fanart of (you) on there and even if there was, it's her private business and it's not okay to be looking at it without her knowledge! In fact, even if she left her computer on by accident, you should just shut it down without looking at what's on the monitor because it's probably something private and important and you wouldn't be interested anyway.

>>42907796
>Hellhound wife leaves phone open one day, decide to check her history because I need gift ideas for her birthday
>She's been looking up the most girly girl shit imaginable, dresses and all manner of happy sunshine shit that is the total opposite of how she presents as an aggressive rape monster.
The look on her face when she opens my gift to her.

>>42907796
>eating dinner one night
>casually mention that you found "the story"
>wife spits her dinner across the table
>babbles about how it was a different time, and then demands that you forget everything
>tell her it was just a joke
>wife quickly tells you that she was joking too, and that she has NEVER written weird fanfic of you
>catch her retooling all her passwords later that night

>Anon have you seen the news on TV?
>Earth is being attacked by creatures from Uranus and... oh wait no it's a movie

>>42905839

>>42907651
>greenworm goes to olive garden
>she learns about the unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks
>they even give her a cute boy as a waiter
How long until every olive garden gets turned into a butterfly kingdom?

I love my Jub!!!!!!!!!

I would feel much better with a Jinko nurse.

>>42908150
She better have a license.
Predatory felines aren't the most suited for healthcare careers.

>>42908002
cute, very cute

>>42908174
What about mahou shoujo jinkos?

>>42908150
What about an undead nurse? she has an excellent hand applying shots, a steady hand like she has no pulse

>>42908174
I'm sure she could handle it, and I would find her presence comforting.
>>42908214
I have no doubts about Dr. Lich's qualifications, but I still have reservations about going to a medic with no pulse.

bros my alp gf is so cool
she can take off the horns and wings to blend into humans
it's weird though, the parts feel like they're made of plastic and latex.
also, she has a penis, is this normal?

>>42908214
Dr. Lich went to medical school like 400 years ago. Do you know what medical schools were teaching 400 years ago?

>>42908322
They didn't have chainsaws 400 years ago.

Thinking about how dullahans throwing their heads as dick seeking missiles would work. I'd assume the head would need some sort of way to burn away the targets clothing in that area for it to work. Might just be a good way to knock someone out since the body should to be fully autonomous.

Ever since the great holstaur scandal, I've been looking into alternate sources of milk. Goats seem promising.

4mon's /g/ board would be the easiest to farm (You)s from.
Automatons always give boys a (You), no matter how retarded their posts are.
>Completely derail a thread about VR by blog posting about the most mundane stuff
>Still receive 20+ (You)s per post

>>42908373
Baphomet milk...

>>42908384
Would it come out fresh due to their youthful appearance, or spoiled due to their true age?

>>42908405
Fresh and rich

>>42908373
what happened with holsts?

do not accept handjobs from shark girls
shark skin is like sandpaper
do not do it

>>42908445
plugged Hakus in the milkin' machines for hours till they where dumb cows

>>42908547
They're better at blowjobs.

Kamaitachi is best girl(s)

She pleasures the soul literally.

>>42908367
>dullahan is chasing you
>throws her own head
>body catches you before you can get up and figure out what just hit you
Mamono hunting strats are a thing to behold

>>42908578
I like to imagine all three of them making me sniff their breath all at the same time

>>42908918
Goddamn she all up in that man’s dick.

look at this baphomet

Luv gazer

>>42908613
>Playing catch with your dullhans head

>>42908990
>>>/trash/
Fuck off

>>42908600
Ghosts are God tier undead types, wisps and phantoms are amazing. Imagine a phantom dork trapping you in her erotic fantasies

>>42908578
I forget if they're a hive mind or not desu

>>42908548
B-but the hakus wanted it! It's a deep fetish some have!

>>42909055
> You wake up in bed with a weird ghost cat.
> She wants sex.
> Missionary position sex.
> No condom.
> This is pretty cozy and normal!

> As you are about to penetrate her, you hear it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siwpn14IE7E

> Goddamn trolly ghost cat

>>42909117
Just sign on the dotted line anon, we will wire you $50k and some immigration papers to allow you to stay in the mamano kingdom, the marriage clause, don't worry about that, it's just for payroll tax purposes and training in your new role in the organization.

>>42909088
Chesh with phantom powers is too strong

>>42909154
I wanna be a tutor for the local mofukuza don's oldest daughter!

>>42909230
Mofukuza's Daugther falls in love with anon her tutor, one of her attendants catch you to in mid congress, but you both are unaware, awake after dinner one night having been black bagged, strapped into a dental chair, anon's mind goes to a dark place but thankfully to your relief the boss says it's time to ink you up rather than send you on holiday. You and her daughter now have matching tattoos.

>>42909226
Huge tiddy fox > *

>>42909154
She really needs a demon assistant to help her handle these things.

>>42909154
this misbehaving vixen needs headpat correction
>>42909230
this well-behaving vixen needs headpat rewards

Huh just was doing some reading on H.P Lovecraft stories and the mother of the Wendigo/Ithaka is Shub-Niggurath, that it makes me wonder if KC does infact make Shub-Niggurath a monster girl I wonder if he’ll reference the Wendigo is somehow related to her, also this is probably what is underneath the coat if the coat got pulled off somehow before the husband changes back into his human form.
https://lovecraft.fandom.com/wiki/Ithaqua

>>42909154
Isn't this the anego that's weak to anal.

>>42909368
Well she is definitely one of the easiest one to do, just combine an Enchina, bapo, and maybe shog? Not sure if she would be a species though or not

>>42909393

>>42909403
She's still the one shitpost greentext Kitsune I'm not ashamed of making years ago because Mofuzuka anego is a good girl.

Which monster would you want as your primary care provider? I think a Danuki might be a little expensive but is probably more trustworthy than her competitors.

>>42909421
ms lich

>>42909421
Vampire

>>42909420
She's got a cool design don't know any of the story/history behind them though.

>>42909421
Someone who I can tell loves me just by looking at her.

What does a Shog do if she doesn't want to share master with Kiki? She can't just go off on a whim and dispose of her rival, that would upset her master.

>>42909421
Danuki is always the right choice

>>42909527
more sex

>>42909508
Was originally just a throw away green text character who worked for the mofuzuka who'd gotten into drunk sex with her under, who did anal because they're not married. Context to the whole "Not one word" was her talking about it embarrassed as hell.

>>42909516
Gazer is always an excellent choice

>>42909561
That checks out then. Still a fun design and idea to roll with even if its one brought up with foxes often. Unknowingly getting involved in a fox mafia thats overly protective of them.

>>42909527
> Your maids don't get along.
> It's unfortunate, but honestly, two women being passive-aggressively shitty to each other really turns your crank.
> Today, Miss Kiki is "gone"
> And in her place Miss Shog has *very clearly* tried to recreate a slime version of her, poorly.
> Miss Slime Kiki is stupid and makes tons of mistakes, which Miss Shog then has to correct.
> Eventually you get a little irritated.
> It's not hot if the real Miss Kiki isn't here to be enraged.

> Miss Shog relents and takes you to a basement you didn't even know you had--you live in a third floor apartment!
> Inside, Miss Kiki is strapped onto a Sybian watching a live feed of your home.
> Can barely hear anything over how loud the Sybian is.
> What great maids!

>>42909527
Shog can just eat Kiki and tell master that she went out and hasn't returned since. Nobody will ever know.

>>42909421
Wisp, doesn't matter if I die cause I'll get to be in her cagie

So I’m working on that Bloodborne living doll story someone mentioned in the past thread and I’m at the part to give her a name, what is a good name for a living doll.

>>42909592
I'm literally shaking and crying shog would never do that, she's a loving sweet girl

>>42909588
Reminder these are the two bosses of the Mofuzuka and they will turn you into a good boy who likes to huff tails if you cross them.

>>42909527
>>42909589
> Your maids still don't get along.
> And Miss Kiki walks kinda bow-legged right now after the incident with the Sybian.
> Every time you see her walking around like that and wincing, you feel bad.
> Miss Kiki always turns it into an excuse for missionary position sex (her favorite) on the bed she knows is just Miss Shog
> After a week of this, you start to get suspicious.
> Shouldn't mamono heal faster than that?
> Miss Shog is enraged when Miss Kiki has to give up the pretense and walk normal again.

>>42909607
no shit

>>42909602
Annalise, or Lucinda

>>42909609
I already do that. Just not fox tails.

>>42909602
Boatlights-chan.

Or Souseiseki, I guess.

>>42909627
Is that a croissant?

>>42909602
Giselle

>>42909620
I like Lucinda, Annalise feels overused too much with doll names.

>>42909638
Croissant

>>42909649
Ye I liked Lucinda more too. Still I always think of Anna based name for dolls

>>42909609
I'll be sure to watch my step around them to not get on there bad side then.

Beware of vampire mind tricks.

>>42909627
Ratatoskr tails would be the heavy duty shit too.

Aren't you all a little too old to be playing with dolls?

Taking loans from the mofuzuka that I intend to gamble away to make it big (or not, after all, it isn't MY money) and then skipping town before collection day comes knocking.

>>42909607
Shogs are devious! Devious and evil!

>>42909706
Anon they have eyes and ears everywhere, once they find out what you did you'll be given to the biggest, most aggressive fox they have as a love slave to pay off your debt

<<"Hey Dumbass, you weren't taking good enough care of your craft were you, Anon? Of course you come crawling back to me when you don't do an adequate enough job in taking care of your craft, Am I right?">>

>>42909706
i took loans from the mofuzuka to pay off the debts i have to the hebi hegemony, those gambling debts from the demon's den and my tab at satyros spirits

>>42909767
>Anon single handily causes a massive gangwar over who gets to claim him

Alright this is what I got for the living doll story for now I hope I’m doing right and it’s to your liking I’m getting to the powered up part next with the whole reality change do to the Bloodmoon goddess changing the environment to her liking.
You were a toy shop owner in Yharnam who mostly sold dolls to customers who wanted to give gifts to their young children.

That you were happy with your job and things with your business was a success, you were selling toys and dolls left and right.

But there was this one doll you could never sell for the life of you, there was just something about her that spoke to you where she felt alive maybe too alive.

You even gave her a name, Lucinda she had platinum colored hair and bright purple eyes to compliment her platinum hair.

She also had a very well endowed body compared to other dolls that were brought to your shop, which was another reason why you didn’t put her up for sale.

That you remembered it was a very unusual day when you got Lucinda she was kinda dumped at the front of your shop all of a sudden by a group of Mamonos who said she needed repairs.

So you took her in and fixed her up and have kept her ever since and have her behind a large glass case so nobody would steal her from you.

It was night time and have closed up shop to customers, you were now looking outside your shop window and saw that the moon became a deep red color.

The town of Yharnam was about to change forever, that was when you heard glass cracking and girlish giggling so you looked behind you.

Lucinda was now smiling creepily and was staring directly at you, the glass finally broke and your beautiful doll was free from her glass case.

“How are you alive you shouldn’t be alive you’re just a doll” You said panicking of the situation at hand that your doll you had for the longest time was now moving like a real person.

“Hahaha silly master have you’ve never heard about living dolls before I was alive the entire time and was delivered to you to be your bride by those Mamonos that told you to fix me” Lucinda explained to you.

>>42909778
>IT'S THE AMERICAN MOFU MAFIA WITH THE FOLDING STEEL CHAIR

>>42909706
This baka fox is prime bullying material Giving a receiving.

>>42909706
the red fox is the largest of foxes

Imagine being that guy that lost to an imp, fairy, or some other weak mamono.

>>42909924
Imagine having to give cunnilingus to an imp.

I love onee-san!

>>42909620
We're posting male vtubers now?

>>42909947
Humiliating!
But also fun

>>42909947
I do, anon, frequently and vividly.

>>42909924
Small girls are really cute...

>>42909961
big lady

>>42909924
I would proudly lose to a lvl one imp, especially if there's a group of them. You will be a group of imps toy, and you'll be happy

>>42909973
Nta but shit I didn’t even know it was a vtuber I thought it was just a different design of the living doll and it’s kinda weird how you know all this sounds like a obsession to me.

>>42910025
That one scene in MGD...

>>42910025
>especially if there's a group of them
Oh to be swarmed by girls. I want to get dragged to the mall and have a lovely afternoon.

>>42910004
Monsters make good big sisters.

>>42910041
I love that you can snuggle with them all afterwards. I want to be at the bottom of a big imp pile...

>>42910041
Those imps are so much better than MGE imps.

>>42910042
Malls would be the best place to be Post Portal
>Be anon sitting at the food court trying to enjoy a tasty spicy Chick Fila chicken sandwich
>All of a sudden a hungry wan has bit onto your delicious sandwich and refuses to let go

>>42910055
Bad dog! Not yours!

>>42910050
The one you headpat tho that gets bullied by the others for liking it

>>42910026
it was mentioned last thread when it was posted, not that you seem the observant type

It's almost time for KC to call for questions for the next Q&A at this point.

Game?

>>42910102
None, never! Enjoy and consume leftwing mainstream establishment games and media instead!

>>42910099
What more could be asked the only question I really have at this point is if undead demon realm beasts are a thing.

>>42910119
brother?

>>42910126
>sure, why not
let me save you some time

>>42910126
I can't think of anything and a good half the questions were wasted on proscribed topics(game and new girls). It was just meant to be low effort filler to make up for not making a game.

>>42910041
God tier, I like the one where they use you as a semen dispenser in the glory hole

>>42910042
Being swarmed by girls is a big fantasy of mine as well, especially if they're forceful

>>42909786
Oooo really nice, I like the mild fear aspect

>>42910099
Why do you even care for his Q&A's when all he gives are boring milquetoast answers, even for a setting about waifus?
>"Hey KC, what does a party of monster girls fight on their adventures? Do they beat up troublemaking tribes of orcs and show them the error of their ways or something?"
>KC: "No, there is no fighting between monsters in MGE, everything is fine, adventure parties just go on dates to shops and restaurants because I can't imagine anything between the extremes of rape and a normal relationship"
Cue his asskissers telling me that's somehow fine.

>>42910167
What? Pretty sures there's fighting and shit, like elves and dwarfs still got beef don't they? It just doesn't end in death and pain

>>42910135
Don't you see!? Independent non-Partisan and non-political media and stuff will crash and burn and be consumed by the establishment machine. The left-wing establishment is an unstoppable juggernaut that will crush and consume all in its path and Japanese media and product is no different as such a juggernaut WILL break down the walls and bastions of all independent and the Japanese media that any of us have adored and consumed. And MGE will be no different whatsover. Now picture hoards of the BlackBloc Leftist Rioters burning and razing mamono cities and besieging the demon lord royal realm. Not even mamono mana can counter or fight against leftist communist revolution ideas and Trotskyism. Power of Love will not be able to falter Socialism. Doom gloom, black pill, negativity, no-positivity. That is what will be our lives from no on and ever!

Only alternative the establishment machine is to join right-leaning conservatism and even the spinless Centrists. Get out of the cities, buy farmland in the rural provinces and buy chickens to lay your eggs if you must. Those are your only choices, PERIOD.

>>42910167
you're right lol MGE is a mind-numbingly boring setting because KC doesn't want there to be any sort of conflict or difficulty in it

>>42910186
>le NIGGERS
>>/pol/

>>42910055
Depending on the wan It might end with you getting dragged off into a bathroom

>>42910167
>when all he gives are boring milquetoast answers, even for a setting about waifus?
because at this point that's the only thing he produces.

>>42910167
>>42910190
MGE is supposed to be a masturbatory fantasy.

Problem is, awhile back some idiots were using it as a grimdark setting. Weird, but that's the internet for you, autism a plenty. But ever since KC got wind of this, he's overcompensated by constantly reiterating and hammering home that there are no bad ends; everyone is happy, etc. Again, fine, it's a masturbatory fantasy. But his overcompensation has made things a bit clunky lore wise. But whatever. If you're using MGE for anything other than a masturbatory, happy waifu setting, you're doing it wrong.

great, it is shitter o'clock again
I wish I could go back to sleep so that I could just skip this.

Waiter, this pasta is stale

>42910222
It's an excuse for me to happily fantasize about being married/happy. KC should focus on adding new girls/books; worldbuilding through QAs gives nothing, especially since he likes to basically give yes/no answers.

>>42910190
I mean it's entire point is wish fulfilment, we have enough suffering and struggling irl at the moment

robutts

>>42910223
It is rather tiresome, I just want to have a happy world with MGs man. There's enough struggling and pain why bring it into a happy world?

>>42910232
I just want mofu that doesn't instantly make me diamonds.

>>42910234
Agree

>>42910222
The setting works as a blank slate for anons to project their own narratives onto. It’s why you get the maledom vs. femdom arguments, the autists who project their doomer mentality onto everything, etc. But it helps the community’s long-term health, even if there’re daily spats and gatekeeping, since otherwise it’d just become another MGQ.

>>42910057
I will remember next time to get a decoy second chicken sandwich

>>42910202
Hellhound for sure would rape me in the bathroom first then chow down on my sandwich after. Mall of America is also known as little Wankanda post portal.

>>42910256
Murder/bad evil shit and suffering aside, what's wrong with MGQ? Heard it was a really good MG game with a good story

>>42910266
>Murder/bad evil shit and suffering aside
I think you answered your own question anon

>>42910266
This thread is extremely particular and unable to turn their brains off to look at the pretty waifus.

>>42910266
fucktons of vore and/or snuff, and abominations of the flesh

>>42910274
Please understand. Gatekeeper-kun is a malfunctioning AI that gets stuck in loops.

>>42910266
Setouchi art, the story is meh but has a few fun characters, gameplay is bland.
Its not something I think has aged well.

>>42910274
>>42910285
this>>42910278
why u want to die or be eaten?

>>42910289
>Complaining about Setouchi
>When Delfinus exists
Stop getting filtered

>>42910266
didn't grip me very much. couple cute girls but not enough

>>42910293
Delfinus I don't remember the name of
Setouchi is fucking everywhere so I remember him by sheer exposure.

>>42910298
Unlike mge it has a plot. You are meant to be enjoy that.

>>42910240
sexbots

>>42910315
oh. well maybe make it good next time

>>42910306
Delfinus gave us the shitty angels and made plansect a horrible nightmare that everyone would rather forget.
Meanwhile Setouchi gave us the imps and crab

>>42909706
>Anons go en masse to get huge loans at insane intrest rates from the mofu mafia
>foxes are happy to oblige, think that they'll have enough dick for even their lowest peons to have a husband
>Anons have a wild night out at the casinos
>blow most of their money and collectively skip town with the rest
>foxes are out for blood
>realize that the organization is too broke to chase after them
>organized crime slowly withers away as more and more foxes are forced into the labor market to make ends meet
>the Anon deep-wood commune is eventually found and raided by foxes after a guy got recognized by a previous mob boss working at a grocery store

>>42910242
People are tiresome. More at 11.

>>42910343
And I just don't like his art.
Its not a matter of "Oh look at the nightmare monster" as, again, we have plenty of other examples, its just a simple matter of "I do not like Setouchi's art"
Shoving it in my face did not make me like it more, it just annoyed me.

>>42910307
maybe i should parlay

>>42910366
And that's your opinion.

>>42910366
His art and designs are bad

Most of MGQ is absolute garbage

>>42910315
>he actually watches porn for the plot

harness the tom within and it will give you power over molly

Cheshire but robot and her organic fleshbag twin sister

>>42910430
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

SEX WITH THE CAT

>>42910272
Well I mean yeah but that doesn't make a story bad.
>>42910274
I kinda get it, MGs are a big escapist thing for me personally.
>>42910278
Yeah, but like I said I heard the story was good. Fuck it I'll probably play it myself just to see, I'd rather not get any H scenes though because I know they're fucked up, with some exceptions. Mostly imp girl and some of the kitsunes, i remember trying to watch a let's play once and the first fucking end was getting vored by a mimic and I was instantly turned away from the game

>>42910345
A justified end, those anons deserve it and I hope they're pampering their wives now

>>42910298
Fair, no idea if the plot is good or not. I just heard a LOT of good things about it

>>42910437
Would a catgirl immediately cream herself if you bit the nape of her neck?

If you want a good MG, Desire Dungeon is a classic. Zero bad ends. Every girl has an ending.

>>42910460
No, but she would lose all voluntary muscle control

>>42910289
>Setouchi art
I actually like his art, at least some of it. I have a deep fondness for this doujin, it was one of the first I ever read actually

>>42910466
Definitely the best choice for having your way with a catgirl.

>>42910430
I can try anon but she looks way too powerful

>>42910429
I never played MGQ for the plot, but sometimes you need some narration, some build up, to make scenes hotter.

You can't skip right to holding hands, after all.
Sometimes you need to start with a slutty little Chesh getting her tail pulled while she's face down, ass up presenting to Anon.
And then after Anon makes her backside into a Rorschach painting, THEN there's interlaced fingers handholding and tracing of fingers on Miss Chesh's perfect little beans.

>>42910477
Weed cat

>>42910465
Where buy? Need more MG shit without snuff, I actually bought both fallen maidens games recently. Finished the first one, would recommend

I want baphomet to use her super loli strength to cave in my skull. Turn my brain into a paste, little goat.

>>42910466
This may be the case, but monster magic is weird and scary so if she bits the back of YOUR neck, you also lose all voluntary muscle control
So many Anons lost to TOM'ing because they let the kot get behind them.

>>42910520
>Congratulations you got the undead incubus ending do you want to play again.

>>42910524
>get ambushed my a cougar werecat (still 23, btw)
>tackles you from behind and locks her jaw around your neck
>try to move, can't
>get awkwardly dragged into a tree by the scruff of your neck so she can enjoy her "meal"

I hope you all get ambushed by Finnish monster girls

>>42910584
seggs :DDDDDD

>>42910584
>Finnish baphomet
Isoveli :-DD

>>42910584
Why are the trees speaking Finnish?

>>42910584
i bet renrushka is finnish.

>>42910630
no wonder she only speaks to her husband

I do not like chaos monsters. They are too gross and weird to be arousing.

>>42910658
ok

>>42910584
Perkele :DDDDDDDD

>>42905839

>>42910658
Ok miss Kiki go back to dusting

>>42909042
not him but i haven't looked around in trash for a few years, time go make a bored mistake.

>>42910584
>-80 c outside
>another 8 months of winter still to come
The only reprieves you will get from snuggling your white horn wife are the frequent trips to the sauna.

>>42909421

>>42910685
I don't know what's more dangerous, walking into the mixed baths in Zipangu or the saunas in the frozen north. Either way always remember to wear a towel even if it's against the proper etiquette

What element are lilims weak to?

>>42910728
Love

>>42910717
Cute fish

>>42910728
Anal.

>>42910728
Frost. They don't wear thick enough clothes to have good resist.

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to listen to Haku-sensei's advice.
"Sometimes making it through the day is an achievement in and of itself."

>>42910584
Shut up Alp

>>42910728
Gentle love and affection

>>42910721
Saunas. It's not the heat that's dangerous, though. If you shiver on the way out the door when the cold hits your wet skin, every monster in that hot box is going to try to "warm you up" since a human shouldn't be out in that kind of cold.
Zipangu onsens seem dangerous, but if you loudly gripe about all the disgusting hair in the water and how you found a shed scale, most of the other guests will be too embarrassed to abduct you.

>>42910584
but benis in bagina :DDD

>>42910728
Rejection.

>>42910476
That's why you go for the magic ones

FLUSTERED SORCERESSES CAN'T CAST SPELLS

>>42910790
You can't just give dark mage secrets away like that.

>>42910772
>Disgusting hair and shed scales
Anon you will be rape corrected by an angry Kejourou or Hebi. They won't be gentle

>>42910765
>ask to parley with the lilim general to save your kingdom
>she agrees
>delivers a sesquipedalian self-aggrandizing speech about how your nation will become a demon realm and every male pelvis will be crushed beneath her soldiers
>tell her that if she doesn't attack, you'll open your borders to trade and stroke her hair while she lays on your chest and tells you about her day
>a month later she's whining about how the girls are still mad at her during a post coital snuggle as you mindlessly agree with her and run your fingers through her silky white hair

>>42910772
>got the place to yourself
>lean back and relax
>nureonago has emerged from the water and begins washing your back
good luck escaping the bath

>>42910055
sooner or later she has to complete the bite and then it will be out of her control

>>42910834
>cover face with towel
>run to the exit
Too easy.

Imagine.

>>42910881
ANON NOOOOO MY ADVERTISERS

>>42910858
>Get ambushed by a Hebi and coiled up tightly because she wants to be sure you're warm

>>42910881
IS THAT

>>42910879
Gah

A nauseating imitation of the original

She's a worwilf so she counts

>>42910829
The fate of every Lilim general

>>42910926
What series?

MAID vs KOUHAI: Which Do You Prefer?

>“I am your Muse”

I want to hear an evil MG give me a speech about how humanity will belong to monsters and make her increasingly more uncomfortable as I get increasingly turned on by her speech.

>>42910961
Bad Girl Exorcist Reina

It's axed but it was nice while it lasted

Brown tomboy is a werewolf who needs to physically wear herself out around the full moon or she turned into a proper rip-and-tear werewolf. There's a later section where she goes halfway but she's kemono so it's not great.

>>42911014

This question has been asked before, but living doll version of your waifu, or automaton?

>Marry neet lilim
>Think it’ll be easy street with her neetbux and inexperience
>Neet lilims makes me creampie her once for every valorant round
>Makes sure everyone on voice comms can hear the wet slapping while she gloats over her teammates
>Sits on my dick while raiding in FF14 to keep herself calm since her raid group sucks
>Always have to appear on her streams and read donations questions which boil down to “can we see dick?”, “how many creampies a day?”, “can I join?”, etc.
>Rides me during stream as well hiding the action but giving subs access to the under desk cam
>Have to watch shitty animes with her and listen to her complain about shitty they are
>Stays up all night gaming long after I pass out
>Wakes me up every so often to prove to randos she’s not a loser virgin

>>42911084
Perfect realtionship

>>42911077
Living doll, luv magic. Also I love the creep factor living dolls have, need scary waifu

>>42911034
N-not like that, also why is Alice a Loli? Why does that happen

>>42911092
Because it can

Look at this elf

She's only a princess too. I can't imagine what the queen looks like

>>42910190
but there is still adventuring because of wild demon beasts and monstergirls that like to fight and there is all the discovery of alchemy, magic and treasure.

Let's play a game. Roll three slots, no rerolls:
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/
You're a cop in MonCity, and you've been tracking a crime duo for quite some time. Pick one girl to be your cop buddy, the other two you didn't pick are the crime duo.
>Describe your buddy. What is she like as a cop? Is she romantically interested in you?
>Describe the crime duo. What have they been doing? How have they evaded justice until now?
>Now tell us how you and your awesome buddy took down those nasty crooks! Are you going to correct them yourself, or will you leave it to the judicial system?

>>42911003
Kouhai maid.

>>42911167
ugly saggy knife-eared haggy

>>42911209
Be nice, it's a very embarrassing pose for someone only a thousand years old

>>42911167
Oh boy, elfspammer is back. Go away, this thread is not your personal archive for grossly proportioned women who can hardly be classified as monsters.

>>42911220
It would be less embarrassing if she chose to wear human clothes instead of that traditional (slutty) elf outfit!

>>42911226
Look at this elf

>>42911194
Thanks for the new waifu roller, but I'm not doing that. That's way too much writing for me.

If Humans aren't supposed to fuck monsters, why does head of man fit so perfectly between breasts and thighs of monster?
Checkmate, orderite.

>>42911245
Fuck off. Don't start spamming again. Save the images for actual monsters, not your cosplay-tier "monsters."

>>42911255
I was just going to post the one picture

But look at this elf

>>42910307
the strong and cute oppai pirates.

The only acceptable elf is a yandere elf(DE powered elf) not these stuck up bitches.

>>42911250
Shortstack Phantom?

>>42911255
fuck off newfag

>>42911167
Delicious saggy knife-eared haggy

>>42911026
Nice, thanks

>>42911262
That's no longer hair, it's head mofu

>>42911177
Building a undead demon realm animal sanctuary with your undead wife that would have undead demon realm beasts living in it.

>>42911077
automaton because kuu is good on robots

>>42911285
The notorious elf 'fro.

>>42911177
Wait if all the monsters were turned into Manamoo how can there be wild demon beasts left to fight?

>>42911317
The monsters are sentient, the demons beasts are akin to our animals. The new demon lord's will turned them into succubi types of monsters.

>>42910728
Burger.
People don't know this, but Lilims are especially weak to burg, it goes straight to their thighs.

>>42911317
Big Piggy.

MYEH-HEH-HUH-HAH

>>42911336
>lilim can't keep herself from eating the delicious burgers he cooks
>Anon sweats more seeing her thick body than at the grill in the middle of summer
>one of them will snap and break the stalemate
>not a question of if, a question of when and who

>>42911194
My brain is fried I'm half asleep so no story but I would pick the salamander as my buddy, and holy shit thunderbird and tsun spider was not a duo to expect.
I would not correct either of them, salamander for life

>>42911194
Rata partner
>good investigator, but office is all sexual harassment and inappropriate "burying nuts deep" style banter
Blue Oni and Dragon
>crime of fraud - dress as OLs and run fake companies cheating Tanukis
>got away so far because Tanukis too embarrassed to go to cops and single Anon detectives get distracted by OL outfits

>>42911336
Burgers are the ultimate weapon. No monster can resist.

How do you like your Raijus?

>>42911317
In Monster Girl Encyclopedia World Guide II it says this about it.
>Animals that take on aspects from mamono realms, "mamono realm beasts", also exist. These are animals that grew up in mamono realms, and as a result, are quite different in form to those found in human lands; they are typically much larger and more fecund in comparison to their human land counterparts.
>While many of them look quite ominous, they are merely the "monster" counterparts to normal animals. Despite their fierce appearance, thanks to the influence of the incredible mana flowing through mamono realms, mamono realm beasts are very docile and will never attack a human or monster, even their carnivores will never target humans or monsters as prey.

>>42911361
Another one for the burg folder

>>42911361
She needs to eat her veggies

>>42911361
>Vegetables removed
Carnivore Monsters are truly terrifying.

>>42911194
By Eros tits what the fuck

>>42911361
>Cow wife that cries when you get burgers or beef
>Mino wife that loves burgers more than you do

>>42911194
Times are hard even in MonCity. Even the taint of old ghosts from the human world has lead to a growing contempt for the law even in mamono society. Not even the cops are safe.

Case in point: My new dryad partner. A gentle soul, bit of a nature freak, but one committed to getting to the root of the problem in this city. She's been sticking to me like glue ever since she was nearly offed by that papillon and kitsune-bi pair or arsonists. God only knows what they were planning to do with her in that flophouse, but it seems to be in line with their M.O. Lure some unsuspecting dame into some abandoned joint like a moth to a flame, hold her down, hop her full of who knows what, and torch the place while they're lost in an ecstatic daze. We get called in to clean up the mess while they use the chaos and confusion to disappear like smoke in the wind.

My partner keeps insisting that she's okay, but I have my suspicions. The way she keeps flinching around fire, the slight quiver in her voice when I have to go off on my own. Then one night, I get called in to her place. She's a nervous wreck; says she just didn't want to be alone. We arranged to move into a safehouse; some cabin in the woods, just the two of us. I've been breaking my back over this case for her sake. I see the way she looks at me, how relieved she becomes when we make it back here. How she moves a little closer when I discuss the case...or anything else for that matter.

Those two creeps are still out there. They're good, but they're getting sloppy now. Lab gals say they've found something in the residue from their last crime. Hopefully we can close this case. Hopefully my partner can move on from this. Hopefully we can move on from this.

>reading Goethe's Faust
>Faust & Mephisto go to a party with a bunch of Greek monsters
>Mephisto gets nervous because monster chicks keep coming on to him
>Sphinx: What's making you so agitated, though? What is it? Ah, I see you can't resist the beauty chorus over there; you'll screw your neck off very soon. Well, go and see those lovely creatures for a while. The Lamiae are a lascivious crew, with brazen looks and an alluring smile.
Even the devil can't resist snek

>>42911391
This sounds like that time the FBI and local police both tried to go undercover, only to find each other and execute a sting that revealed that everyone was law enforcement.

>>42911383
Herbivore boys belong to carnivore girls!
They're just asking for it, walking around smelling like prey.

>>42911391
>>42911409
It was all a setup so you would fuck the cupid. The game was rigged from the start.

>>42911409
If anything it's a sting from Eros herself trying to make sure everyone involved gets married

kikimoras raised on pyrow milk y/n?

>>42911421
Eros can be just as devious and tricky as the most erudite and crafty fox

>>42911420
Just because I'm a herbivore male doesn't mean I'll lose to the first hellhound or manticore I meet.

>>42911453
Manticore literally means man-eater, whooohoah here she comes~

>>42911453
>.t future pin cushion or hound bitch

>>42911364
The ones that frequent the popular clubs
>music’s too loud for anyone to notice them raping anon amidst the cacophony of noise and flashing lights
>power surge causes the entire club to go dark when they climax, giving them the opportunity to slip out with a twitching, crackling anon

>>42911457

>>42911465
daily reminder

>>42911364
Sneaky.
>get stalked by a raiju for months
>don't even notice her
>she charges the doorknob of your house to insane voltages while you're at work one day
>the shock launches you off your stoop into the street
>raiju drags your smoking ass back into the house

>>42911471
Holy shit how did i never realize this.

>>42911471
M-me? Nonsense! I'm not sensitive or submissive at all in the slightest!

>>42911469
Even the ancients understood this, I see

>>42911472
That's actually a really good story idea.

>>42911469
be prepared, eat lotsa pork
you'll need your strength to deal with that dork

>>42911487
Can't she just let me go if I cum in her tail a few times?

>>42911480
>raiju wife starts electrifying random things
>pots, doorknobs, metal furniture, the knobs on the sink
>even some appliances
>raiju just sits on the couch with her smug grin while you have to carefully probe your way around the house like an idiot
>gets so bad that you start wearing rubber gloves everywhere
>the only thing that gets her to stop is groveling and some special care in bed
>only lasts for a few days before she starts to get impish again

>>42911492
no, enjoy your doofus larper wife (I know I will, I love cute dorks and I want to kiss them all day long)

>>42911511
I always wonder how they manage to keep their hair from sticking out when they live in a minefield of static electricity

what would you do if your dog sith'd out and started learning dark magic to trap you inside your own home?
for your own good of course, a cu sith would never allow her master to come to harm.

I wanna turn a dragon into a brood dragon.

>>42911564
What's the proper way to react when you walk in on your Manticore wife practicing her "extra-cool" boss fight speech?

>>42911598
Jahn, please.

>>42911595
>>>/trash/