/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45943840
Tofu is gross

>>45205837
Sorry, my wife told me not to talk to law enforcement.

>>44062529
Yeah, there are plenty of ways to do it like wearing muddy shoes in her fancy traditional house, scratching the paint on her car, or bumping into her while walking on the street and not apologizing in dogeza

>>42909393

>>42539555
>Anon is late on his payments, AGAIN

>>40024411
That's classified.

>>39435121
please don't bring that up, it is almost as bad as asking a random hag in hagville why she isn't married

>>39160221
No. The Mofukuza demands more foxposts

https://archiveofourown.org/works/37668022

Another short from me, this time about a man getting a tattoo to induct him into a mofukuza. Couldn't get this dumb idea out of my head, so I decided to put it into a quick story and throw it out.

>>37395302
Someone should really show those foxes not to mess with the human gang

>>37371864
Eyepatch mofukuza will always be my favorite fox

What did you catch the boss of the Mofukuza doing?

You made it to 1000. The Mofukuza is satisfied...for now.

>>36370548
Both of them have been around for quite a while.

>>36304609
>the page mentioned appears to have been torn out
>...of every copy you can find

>>35735680
The foxes are continuing to spread their propaganda. Don't fall for it!

You gambler, you fucking degenerate
You belong to me now

>>29234357
>No new latenight thread posts in months
I hope he returns to us one day...

>>23942670
Ah, she's back! Yaaay! She's definitely one of my favorites of yours.
I wonder who the lucky Mr. Mofu is.

>be gaijin studying abroad in Zipangu
>have a new girlfriend, Masami-chan, and you've just decided to go steady
>long black hair, glasses, a tiny, delicate frame, she's just like one of your zipanguese animes
>she invites you to her place, so you can meet her foster mom and stay for dinner
>her house is actually way out in the sticks and very old-fashioned, complete with a koi pond and torii gates leading up to the door
>oh yeah, Masami works as a shrine maiden right?
>she wears little charms and such on her clothes when she's at university, but you think it might be nice to see her in the full outfit...
>"Sanae-san, you home? I brought a surprise~" Masami calls out, holding your hand as she walks you in. "Maybe she went out. Oh well."
>"...suits me just fine..." she whispers in your ear, licking her lips
>it's all in total contrast to the shy, modest impression she gives in class
>not that you mind at all
>she's come onto you like this before, back when you invited her to your little apartment for tea
>you didn't go all the way, but you're never going to forget that afternoon as long as you live
>goosebumps rise over your entire body thinking of how it might go this time
>you gladly allow her to keep leading you by the hand, and you're instructed to go get changed in a spare room
>you come out in a set of dark, loose robes, and she greets you in a red and white yukata
>it's not quite a shrine maiden uniform, but god damn does she look good in it
>you laugh nervously as you realize you must look like a couple checking into a traditional onsen inn
>"Oh, you're so cute when you're bashful." Masami smiles and pats your head, even though she stands nearly a foot shorter than you
>you're taken to a dark, quiet room with only the essentials
>two soft futons, an incense burner, a tea set and a box of tissues
>you're in nice, breezy clothes on a pleasantly cool day, but you can't stop sweating
>"Take a seat, Anon. I want to show you something."
>you're still in shock over her dropping the honorifics as she turns and starts untying the obi on her yukata
>then the shoulders come loose, and the fine fabric silently slides down to her hips before she catches it falling
>there's a beautiful mural tattoo on her back, featuring vermillion maple leaves and what looks like violet fire
>all encircling a central emblem of some sort
>...a fox?
>"Wow. Uh, er, s-soogoy." the words automatically come out, terribly mispronounced and half-muffled with drool
>she makes an absolutely angelic chuckle into her sleeve, and turns to face you bare-chested
>you to a triple-take, trying not to go slack-jawed
>either she's been packing those things under some very tight bindings, or she just went up two cup sizes while you were changing
>"Your turn, love." Masami whispers, her big brown eyes taking you in
>you comply, but as soon as you're naked the door to your room slides open, flooding it with light
>there's a very tall, powerfully-built older woman standing in the doorway, decked out in an expensive-looking kimono with a generously cut bust
>she wears an eyepatch over her left eye, and there's a little visible scarring on her exposed chest
>in one hand she carries a sheathed Uchigatana, and in the other a kiseru pipe that's probably worth more than your monthly rent
>all this to take in before you finally notice the ears poking out of her shining silver hair, and the three tails swishing at her back
>she exhales a long cloud of smoke and stares straight at your dick, her one red eye shining with something violent
>"Heard you brought a damn gaijin boy into my home like I wouldn't find out."

>>19116325
Shh.

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>>18885881
You misunderstand. I'm not here for the don, I'm here for the capo. She's so cute in bed.

>>18102277
>Latenight is into Yakuza
Nice.
What type of back tattoos would monstergirl Yakuza have? Iconography pertinent to famous members of theirs or another species?

>>17808380
Word on the street is that their head of security's looking for a cute boy for unspecified services.