/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45456866
You sick fuck, THIS is what you want?

>>42916400
Yes.
Now be a good boy and give her a hug already.

>>42775754
I feel like most of us won't have a choice. Feral bogeys will swarm all the sad anons as soon as the portals open. You will be hunted down, you will be caught, and you will be snuggled.

What is the mamono stance on actual non-potion shota? Would masquerading as one be a sufficient rape deterrent? There's the issue of needing someone to pose as your parent or guardian with such a plan though; a kid traveling alone is suspicious.

>Be literal HEMA larper
>Complete paladinfag, ironically of course!
>Portals open
>Aw yis
>Knock on the door
>Oh boy, hope it’s a—
>Cupid and houri are there
>Air is tense for whatever reason
>Come along quietly, they demand
>Weird, but okay.
>Hauled off to some fenced up place at the city limits
>Looks like a valentine’s parade barfed on a military encampment
>Wait
>No, wait!
>There must be a mistake!
>Tell them it’s not what it looks like
>The flat top great helm thing was just a hobby!
>"If you wanted to be loved, you wouldn’t LARP at ren fairs."
>Eros decrees ironic paladinposting is still paladinposting

>>42566615
I'm going to stay home and be miserable. Until Ms. Bogey breaks into my house for aggressive healing cuddles.

>>42168417
I would check out /g/ if you want to do your own ai. There are smart people working on that over there. Otherwise you’re SOL on 90% of lewd stuff if you just mean making a character on character.ai

There’s a lewd filter. So you are stuck with cocktease ecchi, fetish content that’s technically not sexual, fade to blacks, and heavy petting.

How do you escape from a Bogey?

>a particularly lonely night as a single man after fending off at least 15 advances from monsters
>notice some particularly fluffy looking claws reaching out of your closet
>try to slam it shut
>just gets demolished
>tell her to back off
>knocks you down to the bed
>JAZZ INSTRUMENTAL KICKS IN
>"OH BROTHER, YOU'RE SOMETHIN, YOU PUT ME IN A SPIN"
>"YOU AREN'T COMPREHENDIN, THE POSITION THAT YOU'RE IN"
>"IT'S HOPELESS, YOU'RE FINISHED, YOU HAVEN'T GOT A PRAYER"
>"CUZ I'M MISS OOGIE BOOGIE, AND YOU AIN'T GOIN' NOWHERE"

>>30571568
Sounds like someone needs a hug

>>30045102
I need this more than anything with my awful self esteem
Just a couple of boogey hugs would do it for me