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>>46046341
I just wanted to eat my hamburger in peace, now I have to buy 2 lest she steals my only burger.

>>45986066
Post portal many girls coming to our world will have to adapt to our environments. One would think this would be traumatizing to a lot of beast girls who are used to living their lives in the forest and wildernesses but they are adapting surprisingly well. The various wan species have quickly discovered that hamburger joints offer easy hunting grounds for both delicious foods and mates. Tons of single humans sitting outside and totally defenseless.

Getting ready to each some Spicy Chik Fila Sandwiches. Made sure to get 2, got to have a decoy sandwich so I can enjoy one in peace.

>>45382605
Really need to watch your burger in this place...

>>45321933
I am voting for the Wan Party, the cheese tax is very fair and can be substituted for whatever food you have available at the time if you do not have cheese at that moment.

>>45081974
Foxes and Wans Lose All Sense of reason when exposed to American Hamburgers. About the only thing that can stop a beastgirl who has tasted a burg is sex.

!!! Attempting to eat a burg challenge (Difficulty: IMPOSSIBLE) !!!

>>44861841
Personally I am a cheap date, I would fall into the arms of the first monster that lured me with cheeseburgers. No my name isn't Randy.

>>44513591
Nothing like a feral beast woman who does what she wants.

>>44315710
Nope, I am opening a bunch of Carls Jr And Lee's Fried Chicken in MGC, they will be Americanized and their asses and tits will be made fat, and I will corner the market on ladies plus sized clothes as well, if I don't do it the danuki will.

>>44115562
Americans have figured out how to contain the monster threat, Hamburgers and marriage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eX_k5_egUAo

>>44010897
Always have a decoy burger for wans are predatory animals, it may just save your meal and pelvis, at least until you are both finished eating.

>>43915676
Need a Hellhound wearing a Confederate Flag Bikini and Daisy Dukes eating a big Hardees/Carls Jr Thickburger.

>>43462307
For as shitty as we are, we do love critters more than ourselves.

>>42910042
Malls would be the best place to be Post Portal
>Be anon sitting at the food court trying to enjoy a tasty spicy Chick Fila chicken sandwich
>All of a sudden a hungry wan has bit onto your delicious sandwich and refuses to let go

>>41215002
>Working hard
No thanks, it's better to live free I am dances with wans.

>>40613453
Burgers are not dog treats

>>40445611
Let me tell you about the jews.

>>37344408
>Demanding your Lunch/Money and a Quickie behind the equipment shed

>>36960514
Burger is hard to beat

>>36827581
Welcome to Big Mamano Burger, home of the Mega Burger!

>>36442333
What would each monstergirls species prefer as their choice of fast food signature meals?

>>35945601
Haha, yeah I'm glad I don't have a catgirl

Now to eat this nice hamburg-