/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>42907796
>Hellhound wife leaves phone open one day, decide to check her history because I need gift ideas for her birthday
>She's been looking up the most girly girl shit imaginable, dresses and all manner of happy sunshine shit that is the total opposite of how she presents as an aggressive rape monster.
The look on her face when she opens my gift to her.

>>42577384
How about very incompetent GapMoe Magical Girls.

Bringing the joys and pleasures of modern civilization to savage monsters who are used to living in dungeons and wilderness, the look on their faces when they see running water and clothes beyond animal pelts for the first time.

I can't believe you guys want to fuck dogs.

>>40661665
I pretty much described the original description from the MGE book albeit shortened, what are you smoking? And it specifically says that it is one man's opinion of the species which may not represent every single archetype of that species, meaning it's very possible to find a hellwan that isn't a traditional ooga booga rapist. Both are correct.

>>40508202
>Cue the Magical Girl Music Transformation Scene
>The Girl granted these powers is surprised at this transgression.

>>40439273
You would think she would wear black panties for her chunni personality but she is secretly a girly girl at heart so long as her hellhound friends don't catch her.

>>39780502
Not if I rape Ms Hellwan first.

>>39118419
Hellhound, sometimes she needs to be raped instead.

>>38657622
Just you wait, soon he'll be walking them both down the street on leashes.

>>38593606
>having to coax and bribe your hellwan wife into the bath
>"c'mon, look I'm in here too"
>"no"
>"I'll creampie you in bed tonight"
>"you're gonna do that anyways"
>got you there
>"I'll rub behind your ears and call you a good girl"
>"... Fine."
Success!

>>38544225
All good hounds learn their place

>>37919699
It does sting a little more when it's a man doing it.

Why is she sad?

What's your magical girl wifes theme song?

Don't embareass your wife. Her friends will make fun of her if they find out she likes to dress up in frilly shit.