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This thread (and the world) needs more weasels.

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This weasel is going to put you into a 52 hit corner combo

>Can't escape from this battle!

Ride the lightning

Weasels are dangerous predators, you would do well to remember that.

I like the weasel.

Anon, look out, the raiju bandit is attacking! You didn't dump lightning resist, right?

Danger: Weasels in area
Danger: Electric weasels in area
Danger: Aggressive electric weasels in area
Danger: Run

>>45135713
Boobs, even
>>45135716
>Raijur lures you in with promise of boobs
>Immediately launches into rants about conquest, revenge, and the upcoming empire

>Raiju tackles you from behind while shouting something about "Grounding check"

>Massive thunder storm rolled through my area
>No raiju appearing in a flash of lightning
I just want to hug the weasel

>>44314851
Yeah but you cum buckets as well

>Kiss a raiju
>Your entire face goes numb for the rest of the day

>Swordfight a raiju
>Perfect setting, a field of flowers in the middle of a raging thunderstorm on the edge of a cliff at night
>The moment your swords connect you get fried by enough electricity to leave you a twitching mess for the next month
This is bullshit.

You did not ride the lightning.
The lightning will ride you now.

>>43511639
It's a nice hat.
Hand it over. Along with your shirt, pants, underwear, and firstborn daughter.

big tiddy weasels.

>Raiju fur in the shower drain
>Get zapped when you take a shower
There are so many ways for the weasel to get you.

>>43160922
>Lock yourself in a faraday cage to keep yourself safe from the zapweasels
>Wait where is the key?
>Where did she get that key?
>Oh god she's inside the cage
She at least had the decency to move all the valuable electronics out of the cage before cutting loose with the sparks

>>42911472
That's actually a really good story idea.

>>42894193
Oh don't worry, she has that fancy kunoichi training so if it REALLY freaks you out she will just poke a few spots and it's all back to normal
Just don't think about the fact that said skills can absolutely be used for the opposite effect, especially with raiju lightning involved

>Kunoichi trained raiju that knows all the right pressure points to zap for desired results
It was over before it began.

zzap