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Philosophical question for the group:
I'm into MILF porn. Can a mamono be a MILF while still being single? Like, is being a MILF more of a shorthand for "older-looking but still sexy" or do you view it as specifically requiring there to be a kid in the picture?
I personally view it as just the aesthetic.
Pic Related.

>>45648633
Don't trust a thin kiki with your fried foods. You gotta get one that looks like this.

>>44000726
Probably Miss Kiki here is my softest physically, and as a Kiki I'd guess she's soft emotionally, too--very generous and caring, etc.

>>43957315
For me, a same-age meido would look like this.
Ideally.

>>43597017
Like this?

>>43395096
Like, this kind of soft?

>>43321004
Thumbs Up, Anon.

>>43265604
> Kiki wife tells you that she only watches the extended editions of LOTR
"Dangerously based"
> Kiki wife gives you a strange look.
> "Yes, master."
> Then she leaves, and you hear her opening the garage door and driving off.
> Comes back with a turkey and all the fixings.
> Strips down almost completely as she preps.
> Hours later she summons you over.
> As she's trying to baste the Turkey essentially nude, she asks
> "Am I basting dangerously enough, master?"

>>42909527
> Your maids don't get along.
> It's unfortunate, but honestly, two women being passive-aggressively shitty to each other really turns your crank.
> Today, Miss Kiki is "gone"
> And in her place Miss Shog has *very clearly* tried to recreate a slime version of her, poorly.
> Miss Slime Kiki is stupid and makes tons of mistakes, which Miss Shog then has to correct.
> Eventually you get a little irritated.
> It's not hot if the real Miss Kiki isn't here to be enraged.

> Miss Shog relents and takes you to a basement you didn't even know you had--you live in a third floor apartment!
> Inside, Miss Kiki is strapped onto a Sybian watching a live feed of your home.
> Can barely hear anything over how loud the Sybian is.
> What great maids!

>>42887988
Here's your plan, Anon:
> 1. Figure out which kinds of hags and dorks you're most interested in.
> 2. Write up something really pithy about it. Something like "plz kiki hags only". Use a big font for ease of reading as older mamono often have poor vision.
> 3. When the portals open, tape the sign to your body on your front side, where mamono will see it prior to rape.
> 4. At this point, you can be pretty sure an appropriate mamono will be dispatched while some of the more stable mamono (lookin' at you, Dullahans!) keep their eyes on you for safekeeping
Good luck, Anon!

>>42828635
> Be you.
> Spend months finding the "most reputable" maid service.
> Still looks identical to a goddamn Russian Brides website.
> Whatever, you'll just pick the oldest, meatiestone--she must already be married and letting herself go a bit.

> She's fucking terrible at her job.
> Constantly dropping things, spilling water on herself.
> Eventually she decides to stop wearing her uniform almost entirely.
> She does eventually get everything clean, but it's just agonizingly slow and she's always underfoot.
> You even do a little pre-cleaning before she gets there and she's still here for hours.

> Break down one day and tell her you're thinking of firing her.
> She's just not competent enough and frankly you're starting to think you should've hired a shog.
> Tell her that she needs to speed this up and just get to it.
> You're not going to do it all for her.

> Four days later you get away long enough to dial 911.
> Miss Kiki ensures that they know it was a butt dial after stuffing her panties in your mouth to muffle the screams.
> You'll never have to worry about Miss Kiki slacking off ever again.

>>42630408
pic related

>>42510075

>>42445236
Real talk--mana cage(s) and a shitty 1 bedroom apartment.

Miss Kiki can become Mrs. Kiki Anon, and then her new day job can be to get sweaty while cajoling load after load out of you.

Is it a lot of money?
> No
But you won't care.
You'll be in the safe zone where Mrs. Anon is pumping enough loads out of you that you don't need to eat, sleep, or breathe.
You just need to pump-pump-pump your erection into your wife and occasionally relax while she waits on you with a grilled cheese and/or some mac'n'cheese and/or some chicken tenders.
Then you fuck some more.

> Every once in a while you visit the zoo.
> Mrs. Kiki Anon just loves birds and wolves.
> And she wears her tightest, most ill-fitting maid outifts in public to encourage risky sex in front of them.
> Mrs. Kiki Anon likes to watch wolves while you fuck.
> She's so smug.
> So in control.
> You don't really understand why.
> And she just gets evasive when you ask.

>>42304852
I mean, not *bad* on my parents' side. They'd be happy I found someone.
But I'd really need her to stay chill and not just keep talking about sex around them--they're pretty conservative. Last thing I need is "Your son calls me mommy too" happening.

>>42027358

Kiki is going to be too busy cleaning for her to possibly be a temptation to mastah.