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The maids are going green.

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>> No.39826476
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>> No.39826481
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i love my jub wife

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>> No.39826486
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worship cats

>> No.39826501
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Low INT dragons

>> No.39826506

How you meet your wife?

>> No.39826510

Any good strategies to survive the super flower blood moon lunar eclipse?

>> No.39826516

/d/ tier threads

>> No.39826519

>>39826510
worship apophis

>> No.39826522

shit op, shit thread

>> No.39826529

>>39826522
More like why aren't these non-otaku threads on /jp/ instead of where they belong on >>>/d/

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>> No.39826539

>>39826519
I don't live in the desert, she won't come to save me. Any other ideas?

>> No.39826563
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cheshires are, in my humble opinion, the cutest monster girl

>> No.39826570

>>39826486
What does Pussy's Pussy Smell like?

>> No.39826581
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JAZZ HANDS

>> No.39826582

>>39826570
salty milk and coins

>> No.39826595
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>>39826581
I truly pity the pawlet species.
It's the one shortcoming of kitsune, really.

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>>39826595
>It's the one shortcoming of kitsune, really.
This can be fixed

>> No.39826611

Do you think echidnas constantly get requests from men who want hybrid monster wives?

>> No.39826619

>>39826610
Unfortunately, few do so.

>> No.39826631

>>39826595
do monster girls have pubes? Thinking cause where i thought would be hair nowlooks to be like hairy panties/clothes??

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Saw someone mentioning how they liked cars in the last thread and it reminded me of this.

>> No.39826644

>>39826529
hello,
There is already a Monster Girl thread on /d/ and it aims to share and discuss lewd images about monster girls. However this thread focuses on non-pornographic content surrounding monster girls and especially discussing a non-pornographic content coming out of a popular Otaku piece media - Monster Girl Encyclopedia, that has quite a following in Japan. That's why it's fit for this thread to be on this board.
Thank you for your consideration.

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>>39826631
If you're into it it's certainly an option, but the profiles usually have fur-or-otherwise-fitting clothing.
Chief god only knows where they get them. Maybe wild Kikis.

>> No.39826668

>>39826611
You can leave your contact details to an Echidna if you want her to tell you when she gives birth to a specific species/hybrid.
You'll still have to clear the dungeon though.

>> No.39826669

>>39826631
Do you think some species like harpies have feathers instead of hair down there?

>> No.39826696 [DELETED] 

>>39826669
Probably soft dawn like birds. Going down on a harpy must be comfy as fuck

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>>39826669
Absolutely.

>> No.39826704

>>39826669
medusa though

>> No.39826709

>>39826704
>snakes keep licking you while you're trying to spell the alphabet
Kinda cute honestly.

>> No.39826732

>>39826486
https://imgbox.com/7aZtz1sK
This is the type of cat that deserves to be worshiped and the way they should be worshiped.

>> No.39826748
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Aegyptus gang, represent

>> No.39826749
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When the Aunties are not giving out candy...

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>> No.39826793

>>39826610
>Big meaty paws
>But also very scary
A worthwhile trade-off.

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>>39826501

>> No.39826882
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Elves are good for you.

>> No.39826885

>>39826882
elves clearly dont know how to dress.

>> No.39826886

>>39826882
i'll never lose to elves
unless it's the brown ones with silver hair

>> No.39826898

what if shes all smoke and mirros?

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>>39826885
Those are traditional elvish clothes and they're very expensive, mind you.

>> No.39826922

It's not fair bros! How come the Japanese get fun Monster Girl fan stories and we get anti loli/shota bullshit?

>> No.39826945

>>39826882
How do elves get so meaty? I thought they only ate modest meals harvested from the woods.

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>>39826886

>> No.39826954

>>39826914
i dont care if they're traditional, they are wasting money on clothes that look like shit

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>>39826945
You see, the veggie diet was actually made to supress the inner powers of the elves, else they'd become too powerful and outshine all other monsters

>>39826954
I think they look very good anon. I think you just hate the clothes because elves are wearing them, if it was your favorite monster instead you'd be begging for more pictures.

>> No.39827000

>>39826950
i might lose to elves

>> No.39827011

>>39826990
nope, i like monsters wearing cool, stylish formal attire. if its damn near showing camel toe, its got to go.

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>get a knock on your door
>open it up
>see this
what happens

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>>39827000

>> No.39827061

>>39827020
I give her directions to the nearest vegetable farm.

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Whom do you serve?

>> No.39827115

>>39827020
pick her up and put her in my worm pile

>> No.39827135

>>39826795
what is this fox doing

>> No.39827144
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I want to dote on sexy pearlolis.

>> No.39827146

>>39827064
Dinos

>> No.39827150

>>39827135
Playing with figurines.

>> No.39827170

>>39827150
I don't like the figures she's playing.

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I swear she's part mindflayer
I can feel her influence in my mind like a 3 ton weight pulling me towards her
help me

>> No.39827182

>>39827020
>>39827170
Hu

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>>39827135
Making a toy dragon have sex with a car while a creepy woody toy watches

>> No.39827191

>>39827175
waiting on that nun level

>> No.39827198

>>39827185
That's inappropriate.

>> No.39827199

>>39826636
?

>> No.39827209

>>39827191
same, very excited. i asked for an option to hug a nun and the guy said he'd do it.

>> No.39827211

>>39826610
What if she was a crocodile?

>> No.39827217 [DELETED] 

>>39826990
What was the mge land like 100 million years before the setting
Did it have dino mgs?

>> No.39827228

What was the mge land like 100 million years before the setting
Did it have dino mgs?

>> No.39827233

>>39826563
I disagree

>> No.39827240 [DELETED] 

Prime reading material

>> No.39827241

>>39827228
nope.

>> No.39827247

>>39827228
It's an intelligently designed world. It's not said when exactly it was created, but it probably didn't even exist 100 million years.
KC said there was no dinosaur age in MGE world, but he wants to include dinosaur girls eventually.

>> No.39827255

>>39827233
please post the monster girl that is cutest in your opinion

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>>39827255
>please post the monster girl that is cutest in your opinion

>> No.39827281

>>39827228
>9) In past there are animal girl like Weresheep and Honey Bee, is dinosaur girl possible?
>I have ideas of dinosaur-based girls already. But there have been no era of dinosaurs in the world of MGE.
MGE is a magical world created by the original chief god. They created humans with unlimited potential. The chief god grew threatened by humans and during the great desert empire monsters and the first demon lord ( a giant Apophis) were created and humans cursed with weakness, starting the cycles of killing, until 1000 years ago when monster girls were created. Heroes and incubi are a return to the unlimited state humans were originally.

>> No.39827284

>>39827209
neat. hope it makes it in

>> No.39827286

>>39827247
>It's an intelligently designed world
Technically the mgq world was too
But dinos were a thing there

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>>39827277
you cheeky fucker. I agree, though.

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>>39826474

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>>39827061
Thank you kind stranger

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Watch out the bears are leaving hibernation

>> No.39827325

>>39827020
Give her "special" vegetable juice

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>> No.39827330

>>39827115
Worm-wurm playdate successfully scheduled

>> No.39827335

>>39827286
Ilias didn't create the world, she just influenced the evolution of life.

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>>39827325
You better have a lot because she brought her own cup

>> No.39827351

>>39827324
good thing brown bears are timid

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>> No.39827421

>>39827413
She is a cute!

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>> No.39827461

>>39827436
She is also a cute!

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>> No.39827560

>>39826570
Tuna

>> No.39827569
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squid

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i want her to fucking manhandle me and throw me onto her bed and then let her hold me tight

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>>39827569
Squid!

>> No.39827598

>>39827572
i want her to wiggle her ass in the air like a stupid cat and pounce on me

>> No.39827610

>>39827328
Fat tats made for feeding a litter

>> No.39827635
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It's hot today...

>> No.39827642

>>39827635
was, i just kinda feel a little cold now

>> No.39827650

>>39827642
the constant battle with escapism and the depression from remembering its not real.

>> No.39827660

>>39827650
wat?

>> No.39827677

I'm in your house

>> No.39827678

>>39827660
he hasn't inhaled his dose of mushroom spores today yet

>> No.39827691

>>39827677
wanna fuck? Im getting your asshole tho

>> No.39827698

>>39827635
>you know, human. If it’s so hot you could just strip naked here and nobody would be bothered by it hahaha. I jest haha… ha…

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>> No.39827703

>>39827635
that smug look will always be my weakness

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Hellhounds are weak to kabedons

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>>39827706
hellhounds are weak to milking

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>> No.39827718

>>39827635
>wonderland beach
>they are not all naked
strange

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>>39827698
...unless?

>> No.39827721

>>39827582
I am willing to be her squid

>> No.39827728

>>39827700
that face is a bit derpy but aside from that, its pretty cute
>>39827698
Oh? I can walk around naked like my ancestors did? Ok
>Cue the spilling of much spagethhi

>> No.39827731

>>39827698
common beach hazard. mermaids always be darting away with borrowed swimming trunks

>> No.39827772

>>39827731
Those were clearly too tight for the men’s good. The mermaids were just trying to help by freeing them

>> No.39827789

>>39827718
Don’t be fooled; that’s just some way to trick innocent men into going to the secluded beach

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>> No.39827805

>>39827789
jubjubs or bust

>> No.39827821
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>>39827572
This but a hellhound.

>> No.39827826

they wont rape us if we're gay, hurry do the ymca thing

>> No.39827829

>>39827772
at least your good friend cheshire is there to hide your dick in her ass so you don't get embarrassed about being naked in public

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You have to eat ALL the eggs.

>> No.39827839

>>39827829
>imagine being embarrassed about being nude
LoL, couldn't be me

>> No.39827843

>>39827831
Monster girls?

>> No.39827847

>>39827843
sabbath girls making sure their onii chans grow up big and strong

>> No.39827862

>>39827826
I'm onto the Alp tricks.

>> No.39827872
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>>39827843
She's supposed to be some kind of phoenix girl IIRC.

>> No.39827873

Post your best whitehorn pics please!

>> No.39827895
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>>39827873

>> No.39827896

what if you and youre waifu opened a restaurant?
what kind would it be?

>> No.39827910

>>39827873
at least mix up your goddamn formatting

>> No.39827932

>>39827895
Thank you, fren. Whitehorns are supreme comfy of all the Winterland girls

>> No.39827933
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>>39827873

>> No.39827944

>>39827895
>anon thought he could avoid going on a date with the biathlon star

>> No.39827945
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>>39827873
I am not convinced.

>> No.39827975

>>39827945
Convinced of what?

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>> No.39827982

>>39827975
Convinced to comply.

>> No.39827985

>>39827945
>spider milf
yes I want pictures too

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>>39827945
Large Spider has been seen in the subway system so far it has kidnapped one young man, it's motives are unknown.

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>>39827985
here's your new adoptive mom

>> No.39828005

>>39827436
>that Anime Mom hairstyle

Oh no... OH NO! That poor octopussy is gonna die a horrible tragic death isn't she? I guess mamono moms that have THAT Anime Mom haristyle are bound or even destined to die tragically aren't they?

>> No.39828007

>>39828001
ah nuts

>> No.39828022

>>39828001
>head only reaches to your waist
>probably super haughty
>barely wears clothes, favorite outfit is your shirt and some panties
>still loves you with all her heart and will get protective of you if any girl tries to flirt with you
perfect mom/soon-to-be-wife

>> No.39828023

>>39827997
>spider was just gonna sex the man
>man asks stupid question
>spider thinks for a bit
>decides he'd be better as food
Shoulda kept your mouth shut, buddy. You could have had a good time. Now you're gonna get a tour of her digestive tract

>> No.39828028

fuck off

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>>39828023
Please tell me you aren't a vorefag

>> No.39828036

petite foxgirls wearing oversized hoodies taking up all the space on my fucking couch i need to vacuum that thing it's filthy you useless harlots

>> No.39828038

>>39827910
Some anon was mad earlier, so I told him I'd keep my posts the same so he can filter me if he likes.

>>39827982
I'm just asking nicely. You don't have to.

>> No.39828051

>>39828022
Always wondered why mom dodged the question about not wearing shoes

>> No.39828052

>>39828023
Maybe she's into beastality

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>>39828036
don't disturb a monster's nap
you can vacuum another day

>> No.39828072

>>39828032
his muscles are going to be fucked after a few weeks. poor guy.

>> No.39828075

>tfw no massive holy wurm milkers

>> No.39828078

>>39828053
Why would I need to vacuum a wood floor?

>> No.39828081

>>39828052
>bestiality
>vore
I'm not sure which is better

>> No.39828085

>>39828078
To make it clean you ⁹

>> No.39828091

>>39828053
*squirt bottle*

kot BTFO

>> No.39828094

>>39828085
>that tiny 9
demon!

>> No.39828096

>>39828072
By then he should be incubized, I think he'll be fine.

>> No.39828097

>>39828001
I refuse to be a spider for her

>> No.39828101

>>39828032
I love that blank look in the third panel. Dumb monsters are the best.

>> No.39828119

>>39828032
You I read a touhou comic like this
But the tone was a lot more dark

>> No.39828126

>>39828091
>how to get raped by kot #34
looks like you are gonna have to clean more than the couch

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>>39828126
i'm a fan of #17 myself

>> No.39828181

remember, stealing noble ladies of monster courts is okay and even encouraged aside what the number of guards might suggest

>> No.39828186

>>39828181
but I want to steal the guards though

>> No.39828191

>>39828186
you can do that too, every single lady in those court of nobles is up for grabs even the mobfaced kikis servants or the troll gardener outside

>> No.39828197

>>39828036
im glad you've absorbed the hoodie reply into your canon

>> No.39828199

>>39827715
Hellhounds are just weak.

>> No.39828201

>>39828191
>mobfaced kikis servants
Give

>> No.39828202

>>39827826
>hurry do the ymca thing
https://files.catbox.moe/6mlevt.mp4

>> No.39828203

I hope you all prepared for the short period that the portals will be opening tonight during the lunar eclipse.

>> No.39828211

>>39828203
heading out to go look at it in a few hours. i suppose ill be the first to get caught.

>> No.39828212

>>39828191
>bust down door to fancy noble party
>noble ladies start fixing their hair and preparing their kidnapping speech
>rush past them to the head maid kiki
>run out with her in a bridal carry while she blushes and "Ara ara~"s
>nobles break out the wine bottles after not being "stolen"

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>>39828181
Some Mamano Kingdoms only recognize marriage through bridal or husband abduction.

>> No.39828226

>>39828211
I just hope the clouds in my area part so I can see it. I wouldn’t want to miss it illuminating the portals.

>> No.39828227

>>39828201
gotta break in and take one, and I hear the older a kiki gets, the sexier they get
>>39828212
For me, i'll be taking a bogie noblewoman and running off

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>>39828212
>next gala all the noblewomen are dressed in maid outfits
carefully observe maids for an unmaidly behavior

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>>39828238
I love this maidwolf

>> No.39828251

>>39828203
Sitting alone in a parking lot all night as part of my job. Guess we'll see what happens.

>> No.39828266

>>39828238
>anon busts down door for the fancy gala
>inside he finds a bunch of maids
>he apologizes and wishes them a good Maid Con
>he leaves, but not without picking up the haku librarian for his loot
dumb nobles

>> No.39828285

>>39828212
For me, Im taking Trollellera before she becomes a normal village troll girl

>> No.39828291

>>39827829
>being forced to take the walk of shame in cheshire ass while the other monster girls schlick to you and Cheshire calls them all cringe

>> No.39828326

>>39828291
so romantic

>> No.39828338

>junior dares call everyone cringe just because the bitch was LUCKY to get a man

>> No.39828369

>>39828203
nah

>> No.39828378

im going to walk into the masked gala for the mob faced monster kingdom and just not wear my mask I usually wear to blend in

>> No.39828382

Please respond

>> No.39828386

no

>> No.39828409

>>39828181
I'm gonna start flipping dresses, the first one I find with panties over her garter straps is getting taken.

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>> No.39828428

>>39828409
>anon never finds the panties since none of them wear any

>> No.39828455
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Baka

>> No.39828490

>>39828428
Bunch of sluts, I'm gonna start eating them out.

>> No.39828492

>>39828226
its not even worth it anymore, im tired as shit. the british arent allowed their monster girls yet

>> No.39828497

>>39828490
a harsh but fair lesson

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>> No.39828510

>>39828490
>anon now has a line of noble ladies waiting their turn
no anon, you are the slut

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You DID remember, right?

>> No.39828518
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Pucker up amon

>> No.39828530

>>39828518
But that means she hates me.

>> No.39828541

>>39828510
Am I the slut, I am only doing what is natural for a man, they're the ones not wearing panties in anticipation of this very event.

>> No.39828566 [DELETED] 

>>39828053
What if I have her monster?

>> No.39828576
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These threads

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>>39828517
Yes, I wouldn't want to take the risk she might be a korean fox and decide to eat my liver.

>> No.39828585

>>39828517
ye, i got the meats

>> No.39828587

>>39828541
>I am only doing what is natural for a man
>servicing random noble ladies for free is natural and not slutty
Lady Wight, please get off the internet

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>>39828576
Horny for disgustingly romantic relationships.

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>>39828577
My fetish is foxgirls eating burgers
Now I realize the term “fetish” makes it sound sexual.
Which is good
Because it is

>> No.39828600

Which mg wud hev a laugh track ?

>> No.39828601

>>39828600
the clown bogie

>> No.39828607

>>39828597
ok, but y?

>> No.39828611

>>39828597
Well at least all the weight is going to the right places.

>> No.39828613

>>39828576
We have to be ready for when the monster girls show up, they're not gonna go easy on us.
>>39828587
It is my duty, nay my privilege to service the ladies of the court.

>> No.39828639

>>39828225
>there is no escape

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>>39828597
Tofu just won't give them the same gains, large breasts and asses must be cultivated through a heavy hamburger diet.

>> No.39828649

>>39828587
i do wonder what things virgin wights read to get their rocks off

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>>39828639
escape: impossible
resistance: an illusion
marriage: certainty
children: guaranteed
alas

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>>39828517
>>39828577
>>39828597
>>39828648
Foxes fear the baseball.

>> No.39828752

what monster is the best for egg laying

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>>39828752

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>>39827945

>> No.39828773
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>>39828752

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>>39828752

>> No.39828782

>>39828752
some octopus can lay 70,000 eggs so i'll go with scylla

>> No.39828808

Big plump birds?

>> No.39828810

>>39828038
Nta. Damnit. I fell in love with that anon's Sally Baph Hebi mom under the assumption that (you) were different anons with the same retarded format. Has it all been a pack of lies? Now I must fuck your mom to make up for my dishonor. None of your juice boxes will sate my thirst for revenge, faggot.

>> No.39828828

>>39828684
Zeppeli-san noooo!

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>> No.39828855

>>39828835
>everytime you flick the switch you hear
>the fox say no in zipangese

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>> No.39828913

>>39828899
i accept my fate

>> No.39828926
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They are nice, but honestly, what tactical advantage do the markings provide?

>> No.39828933

>>39828597
so when i opened this picuture i swear i saw her turn her head and look at me,
is this an animated png or has my insomnia gotten to the point where im hallucinating?

>> No.39828935

>>39828926
! !

>> No.39828937

>>39828416
It's going to be okay

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>>39828926
They draw the eye and capture your attention, thus leaving the you vulnerable to surprise attacks from them.
Much the same reason that other monsters will leave a conspicuously exposed midriff or other "window." If you're caught staring, it's already over.

>> No.39828949

>>39828926
Continuous womb orgasms triggered by observation.
>>39828933
Congratulations on your crazy new wizard eyes, frend. Emphasis on the crazy.

>> No.39828954

>>39828926
they're scratch and sniff

>> No.39828957
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>"For Gilles, for The Order of ze Grail. For Lescatie! For ze Lady!!!"

>t.Pre-monsterization Wilmarina

>> No.39828963

>>39828926
It means she's a super villain

>> No.39828964

You've been invited to a tea party, and you must bring 3 monsters. Who do you bring?

>> No.39828968

>>39828926
No tactical advantage whatsoever.

>> No.39828977

>>39828964
Who is throwing the tea party and why? Why do I need to bring 3 monsters?

>> No.39828983

>>39828964
>British Ushi Oni
>Indian Ushi Oni
>Japanese Ushi Oni
They all squabble about tea the entire time

>> No.39828984

>>39828968
i'd be a little distracted thinking about all the children i could have with her

>> No.39829005

>>39828983
>Eventually the Bri'Ish Ushi Oni gets irate and so angry, she starts stabbing them with a knoife

>> No.39829008

>>39828977
The queen of hearts. She wants you to bring 3 monsters so 'things dont get dull'.

>> No.39829012

>>39829008
should bring some of her sisters then for some family bonding time

>> No.39829015

>>39828964
My waifus so...
>Jinko
>Cheshire
>Kiki
Will be quite fun as the first is a business woman that will know how to handle it, the second is a NEET, and the third is a lady with a dubious past in the old country that still plays the nice girl.

>> No.39829016

>>39828957
You implying the Chief God is actually an elven goddess and the Order are actually religious simps that worship said elf goddess and drink her bath water with special sippy cups?

On the other hand I could see Wilmarina being a grail knight.

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>>39828964
my wife meiya and our 2 lovely daughters!

>> No.39829020

>>39828964
>jiangshi
>jinko
>youko
hey this isn't a tea party, I've been invited out for dim sum

>> No.39829028

>>39829017
the plot thickens
cute offspring

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>>39829028
thank you, they are both wonderful.

>> No.39829043

>>39829008
I know the Queen of Hearts? Guess I'll invite either:
>Dark Elf
>Dwarf
>Elf
or
>Dhampir
>Vamp
>Vamp Mosquito
That should keep things interesting. I watch from a safe distance with my hookah waife.

>> No.39829044

>>39828964
>Cheshire wife
>Mindflayer wife
>Ocelomeh wife
Mindflayer wife not letting me leave her side, cheshire wife trying to sneak off with me, and ocelomeh wife trying to ritualistically rape me behind a tree. Its managable.

>> No.39829049

>>39829017
omg congrats!

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>>39826474
Look at this youthful vampire.

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>>39829060
it's a start

>> No.39829181

>>39828946
I'm sorry Anon, were you saying something?
I'm a little... distracted right now

>> No.39829211

>>39828926
They mark where the ovaries lay

>> No.39829324

>>39828964
Holstaur, Minotaur, and Hakutaku.

>> No.39829356

>>39828964
Ushi-oni, hellhound, and ocelomeh.
They all want to rape me but they are trapped by social convention.

>> No.39829368

>>39829049
thanks, maybe i'll commission a family photo one of these days.

>> No.39829529
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https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

You and your monstergirl heroine waifu/girlfriend are tasked into rescuing and saving a poor girl who is an inhumane experiment of the Order Rump State. What will you do and how will you save her and put an end to this evil experiment that is a potential super weapon project?

(roll for only one or two)

>> No.39829605

lol, sounds gey also shit like this would get found quick by a monster acting as a mole, now back to /tg/ with ya

>> No.39829716

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, remember that womb tattoos are basically the family crests of monster girls.
As such they are to be respected, treasured, and enhanced by pregnancies.

>> No.39829757

>>39829529
>Order Rump State
Wut?

>> No.39829772

>>39829716
Anon it's total lunar eclipse today. Nothing stops monster girls.

>> No.39829775

>>39829757
dont, /tg/ fag trying to bring his grimderp into here

>> No.39829783

>>39829757
You've seen how they dress their squires, it's no wonder so many alps come from those lands.

>> No.39829848

The moon is red now where are the portals?

>> No.39829858

>>39829775
It isn't that grimderp afaict. Bring waifu, blast knights with matchmaking mana. Get invites to weddings. The Order is bad at research so there can't be many people there. I'll roll 5 girls:
>Sylph
>Nurarihyon
Actually, I'll stop there. Sylph can get us inside and blast her horny wind at everyone. Smokehobo will have invites for lots of lonely monster teammates. Easy.
>>39829783
That does explain some things.

>> No.39829892

39829858
>isnt grimderp
>human being experimented on by bad guys
fuck off you shit head and do us all a favor and take the nearest sharp object, locate your carotid artery on the side of your neck, Then quickly pierce it to end your pathetic life

>> No.39829924

>>39829892
Wow you jumped off the deep end. The Order is a bunch of failures who fail at everything. Shoot magic and watch rape is always the solution. Noticed the picture is a bit derp, but I was distracted by the "Rump State" part. You're still a over-reactive dipshit.

>> No.39829953
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So, is Kiki Milk good for you?

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>> No.39829999

>>39829953
Kiki milk is the only milk your kiki uses to cook and feed you

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>That's right, human. Foxes lose power under the moon eclipse. It's totally safe now near us

>> No.39830044

>>39830022
Nice try foxes, I'm still not leaving my house where you can get to me

>> No.39830159

How do I defeat a vampire who spams her time stop move?

>> No.39830173

>>39830159
Stop time while she stops time

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>>39828595
Romantic is the best

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>>39830044
You will suffer this fate, like all the rest.

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>>39830208
>>39828595
Love!!!!

>> No.39830245

>>39830228
I will never lose to a fox

>> No.39830257

>>39829757
Rump State basically means territory or lands owned by a national power that has been defeated militarily and or politically and lost a large chunk of its territory. And the remaining territory of said national power is a lot smaller than previously. Therefore, the Order (or its numerous allies and territories) would just basically be reduced into Rump States due to losing their shit to monsters and their husbands. Also, didn't I read previous posts from previous threads ago that along with Winterstown and Hagsville, etc. Order Rump State is listed as one of the thread canon monstergirl cities or locations within the thread canon world. Order Rump State be like a theocratic North Korea where it is heavily guarded, militarized, anti-monster up the wazoo. But is "liked" or "appreciated" as a Free Range Husband Farm, and may or may not be the subject antagonists for a monstergirl modern warfare or Ace Combat story where Ace Anon breaks their next failed super weapon.

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>>39830245
It's a well known fact that making such a statement incurs a massive weakness to being foxed.

>> No.39830282

>>39830245
>quote from man that lost to fox

>> No.39830294

>>39829858
>Actually, I'll stop there. Sylph can get us inside and blast her horny wind at everyone. Smokehobo will have invites for lots of lonely monster teammates. Easy.

But what about the poor experimented girl? What happens to her or how is she saved or rehabilitated?

>> No.39830300

>>39829529
Is it a weapon to surpass metal gear?

>> No.39830373

>>39828759
This spider is pretty amazing. Spectacular, even.

>> No.39830374

>>39830257
TIL. Thanks for the explanation. Order Rump State sounds shitty enough to rouse monsters, but incompetent enough to fail at keeping their starving humans from monsters.
>>39830294
Turned into monster, possibly by the Order who can't stop mamono mana from getting everywhere. However it happened, the roll says she turned into a:
>Jinko
She can rape any experimenters left over. We'll even give her first pick before the Smokehobo's crew.

>> No.39830391

Post your best NTR pics please!

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>> No.39830415

>>39830409
go away fox, you can't have my virginity

>> No.39830422

>>39830409
miss fox is very tall! can she help me get stuff off the top shelf?

>> No.39830440

>>39828964
cancer, soldier beetle, and arachne

>> No.39830444

>>39830374
>be scientist working on a weapon to surpass metal gear
>feel guilty about what you are doing and leak its existence to neighboring monster nation
>monster black op team breaks in and stops the project
>subject gets turned into a jinko and rapes you
>tfw you stopped the development of a terrifying weapon and got tight monster pussy in the process and by extension a wife

>> No.39830473

Go to sleep

>> No.39830479

>>39830444
Checked. How does leaking intel to a neighboring monster nation work if you are a scientist on a high security weapons project?

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>>39830415

>> No.39830525

>>39830444
They should've known what would happen during experiments with tiger blood. Only someone with the insane drug tolerance of a Sheen can withstand such a strong reagent without transforming.

>> No.39830554 [DELETED] 

Good night anons, take care and dont burn the thread down.

And remember, imposters lurk around every corner.

>> No.39830561

>>39830554
Meds, shitposter.

>> No.39830562

>>39830486
why are foxes so scary?

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>>39830562
A VERY long history of closely associating with humans while also frequently being up to no good.
There's a reason why cultures the world over are usually wary regarding their "trickster" deity.

>> No.39830657

>>39830022
silly jackals

>> No.39830659

>>39830623
That an foxes IRL are piece of shit bastards that fuck up your chicken coop or any poultry if you have a farm/ranch close to the woods and wilderness where foxes roam.

WOuld this mean even certain mamono foxes are assholes that mess around your poultry and chicken coops?

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>>39830562

>> No.39830669

>>39830623
I know multiple different stories about how the fox tricked the bear into losing their tail

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*outbreeds and echidna*

nothing personnel, snake

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>>39830623
so what your saying is to marry dog instead? can do

>> No.39830704

>>39830623
I'm not the guy posting garbage directly after other's posts to reduce the chances of certain topics of discussion, but I do find foxes over-hyped. Kitsunes are so pervasive in Japanese media that I find them too common to be interesting. What are the charm points of foxes?

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>>39830659
Kitsune would probably consider themselves above such acts.
However, red foxes hear chicken coop as "fast food drive thru."

>>39830698
Not a bad choice.

>> No.39830753

>>39830623
The face of a species that has a long and dark history of preying upon anon

>> No.39830768

>>39830713
>However, red foxes hear chicken coop as "fast food drive thru."
Those times are over, modern foxes go to KFC and order a large fried chicken bucket

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Enough about foxes. Post lizards

>> No.39830789

>>39830782
>Helmet
>Face in the shadows
Who is this reptile and why does she have the exact same scale, hair, and eye color of Anon's childhood friend that he last saw the night before he became an adventurer

>> No.39830802

>>39830789
Anon must protect his virtue from this unknown assailant.

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>>39830704
Fluffy tail. [Free Space]
As far as IRL legends go they're one of the few mythical monsters with tales of them not only marrying but having children with humans.
Personally: I've had a fascination with them long before I stumbled upon MGE. There's something I really like about a being that's utterly alien to you on some level, yet despite that loves you all the same.

>> No.39830844

>>39830409
How to deal with giant fox?
Have a bigger dragon.
Now what, you tofu eating, chicken tendie stealing sneak?

>> No.39830849

>>39830807
On that note I just reverse searched my own image to find that the pixiv post I got it from no longer exists and the image doesn't exist anywhere else on the internet.
Meaning I was the only thing keeping the image from nonexistence.
This is a very uncomfortable feeling.

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>>39830782

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>>39830782

>> No.39830899

>>39828835
>Flick the switch for the 20th time
>Fox appears out of the box with a gun

>> No.39830910

>>39830409
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEzSO18V4a4

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>>39830782
Woah, scary!

>> No.39830922

>>39830877
This looks like a girl who would pursue Lu Bu

>> No.39830937

>>39830782
>>39830921
I just realized that she's wearing no clothes but a loincloth. Is the mask actually because she has an exhibitionism fetish but doesn't want everybody to know?

>> No.39830941

>>39830782
>>39830921
What happens if a monstergirl that big or tall does approach me and then I proceed to suckle on her breasts? I mean, assuming she is single. What is her general reaction when I surprise attack her by just immediately sucking on either of her boobs?

>> No.39830943

>>39830807
There's plenty of fluff elsewhere, but fair enough. The long history of human-intermarriage and breeding with humans should dampen the sense of alien exoticism, I'd think. Then again, popularity has its own kind of momentum.

It's a very common tactic on 4chan. Juvenile, obvious, yet still works since a shitposter tossing words like "NTR" or "grimderp" kills conversation here.


For instance, Rump State anon might as well have been talking of Fallen Maidens. Monsters rescuing humans is very MGE, but someone always spazzes out whenever longer conversations start. It's like clockwork, you can't tell me you haven't noticed.
>>39830849
Digital storage is akin to writing on already damp paper. It is a very fragile system to hold so much of our systems, but expedience will win out. Even if it isn't always worthwhile, and lacks appropriate contingencies/backups.

I'll save her from digital oblivion too, for whatever that's worth.

>> No.39830978

>>39830943
>The long history of human-intermarriage and breeding with humans should dampen the sense of alien exoticism, I'd think.
Quite the opposite for me, that's part of what incites it. It's the proof positive that they can care even if their mores are largely incomprehensible.
As opposed to some other mythical creatures where the tales have nothing good to say whatsoever.

>> No.39831036

>>39830978
You're a 'half glass full' sort, ain't you? As you're more involved in Kitsunes, it may as well be asked: do you think there's a consistent set of incomprehensible mores among them, in a mythological sense? If not, I'd assume a wide range of personality traits, instead of a kitsune trait. Regarding other mythical creatures, KC has laid enough good to say about many. Are redeeming features less so, from modern sources? The only other explanation that comes to mind...is that an overall ambivalent view is part of what you find attractive about foxes. How's that latter notion strike you?

>> No.39831047

>>39830937
Lizards are perverts. Be sure to let them know when they try and fight you

>> No.39831084

>>39831047
Wouldn't that just turn her on?

>> No.39831088

>>39830941
She puts you into an armbar, then scolds you for poor boob grabbing technique. You will be forced to practice boob grabs daily until you show improvement.

>> No.39831132

>>39831084
That'll happen anyway, unless you surrender and run away as fast as possible.

>> No.39831150

>>39831047
>Really prevented lizard girl fights you
>She fights more or less fully naked, god damn exhibitionist
>quite evenly matched
>Get an idea
>Keep taunting her about what a pervert she is
>How she really just want to surrender and get fucked
>Say how she's probably already dripping from how horny she is
>She stops for a moment
>She pulls her loin cloth to the side
>Damn, she's actually dripping
>it's like a god damn waterfall between there thighs
>Win or lose, someone is gonna get fucked.

>> No.39831183

>>39831047
>"Wearing a loincloth? You will not trick me into using my Thousand Years of Pain jutsu so easily. I can smell your thick dripping juices from here!

>> No.39831200
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Monster girls get stronger when they cast off their armor. Her armor is protecting you not her.

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>>39831150
>prevented lizard girl

>> No.39831216

>>39831200
So the order just needs to develop a debuff spell that armors monsters and they've won?

>> No.39831225

Are there any cases of a woman turning into a monster girl and then turning back? I figure at least one of them would want to go back at some point in the history of the order.

>> No.39831230

>>39831183
>trick me into using my Thousand Years of Pain jutsu
Is that just kicking her in the pussy? What a pervert

>> No.39831235

>>39831202
I meant to say perverted.
Miss Haku wouldn't force me to get "extra credit" just because of my dyslexia, r-right?

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>>39831036
To be clear I was speaking more of what gave kitsune their appeal to me prior to the context of MGE. Obviously in MGE there's no need to be concerned about a species' love.
>do you think there's a consistent set of incomprehensible mores among them, in a mythological sense?
I do, but I'd be hard pressed to nail them down, and individuals still vary to VERY large degrees. In a way I see them as a sort of "fair folk;" they have their own societal structures and rules they play by, even though they may seem incongruent or counterintuitive to us.
Different regions across Asia, too, have different reputations for their fox folk. In Korea, for example, they have a far worse reputation, being downright bloodthirsty.
For the latter part of your post I'm not quite sure what you mean, but it's the sort of ancient interplay between humans and foxes that contributes to the appeal. Sort of a... "associate species" doesn't sound quite right but I can't think of a better way to put it.
Even in MGE it's likely foxes were represented in the few that interacted peacefully with humans prior to the DL's takeover.

Man, this is hard to put into words. I hope I'm coming across clear enough.

>> No.39831239

Are there any cases of a woman turning into a monster girl and then cheating on her husband with a black guy? I figure at least one of them would want to go black at some point in the history of the order.

>> No.39831247

This isn't even bait anymore.

>> No.39831259
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>>39831235
Her plans for you are much more sinister...

>> No.39831300

>>39830687
I'd rather have one powerful snake daughter than a dozen weakling rabbits.

>> No.39831311

>>39831259
Lets just hope she didn't learn anything from that dark elf book of hers.

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>>39830687
How can one bun be this powerful?

>> No.39831355

>>39831150
>You try to mock her for exposing those hot wet loins
>But she is studied in strategy
>She mocks you for being a pervert
>You must be aggressively horny to keep fighting a pervert like her
>Why else are you still fighting her instead of surrendering?
>A) If you decide to call her bluff:
>She only agrees if you'll be her aide de camp
>She will make you oil her scales, rub her muscles, and do chores for her daily
>She will taunt you in an attempt to get you to fight again
>You will be raped as soon as you get a decent blow in
>B) If you fight and win:
>She will apologize profusely and offer to be your squire and attendant
>She does well at both
>But you will not be able to get her to wear clothing or making lewd gestures at you
>You will be raped as soon as you let down your guard or sleep

>> No.39831410

>>39831325
>Dressing this lewd
What's next, a pair of hotpants so short that half her butt cheeks are hanging out?

>> No.39831430

>>39831325
bnuuy

>> No.39831433

>>39831355
B is probably what she really wants since she keeps trying to repeat the fight in A

>> No.39831435

>>39831237
I'd assumed you were speaking of an appeal formed prior to MGE, hence my latter question. I'll restate it. From non MGE sources, the monsters with an ambivalent history with humans (i.e equal degrees of good and bad) were more appealing than those with a more 'purely' good or bad history with humans. Is this so? I can accept the inherent contradictions of a mythological record, so you can't be faulted for not having a solid 'nailed down' set of kitsune mores. But enough of a germ to form appeal need not be so tidy. I was just curious, thank you for satisfying it. You've come across clearly enough.
>>39831259
Nta. Do they involve...aglets?

>> No.39831464

>>39831435
>From non MGE sources, the monsters with an ambivalent history with humans (i.e equal degrees of good and bad) were more appealing than those with a more 'purely' good or bad history with humans.
Yes, I suppose so. Though of those, I do tend to seek out the good rather than preoccupy myself with the bad.
In that regard I guess you are indeed right about the "glass half full" bit, eh?

>> No.39831467

>>39831355
>take option C
>tell her to surrender and walk away with what little dignity she has left
>because if she doesnt, you will beat her and you will turn her into a cumdump/slave/pack mule where you'll drgrade her mercilessly with cuddles, irrumatio and other unspqkable ways (up the ass?!)
>the waterfall between her legs gushes a lot harder as she wobbles in fear and excitement of your taunt

>> No.39831521

>>39831433
Well they are basically the same, in terms of the end result. Either way, she likes the guy enough to force the same ending. It is the Lizardman way to fight until rape happens. Winning and losing are temporary, but rape is more durable to them.
>>39831464
Well, it isn't as if you've shown a strong inclination for a monster that is almost monolithically benevolent in the literature. You didn't pick some variety of helpful spirit that is only mischievous in a truly petty way, or some religious creature that is designated as correct no matter what they do.
>>39831467
That's a pretty snazzy marriage proposal among Lizards, all things considered. There's no way she'll let you go at that point. After you win, and she will make you win some way, you'd better chain her up when you sleep. It won't help or save your virtue.

>> No.39831557
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39831557

Met this cute wurm at the beach the other day, stammered something about not being a wurm but I know one when I see one, we really hit it off and I took her home. But a strange thing happened cause I guess a ryu was kidnapped and the people who took her have the same car as mine so I got pulled over a couple of times, anyone know when they’re gonna find whoever took the weather lizard so I can drive in peace?

>> No.39831577
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>>39831410
don't give them ideas
>>39831430
nubby
>>39831467
be sure to practice the noble art of shibari
>>39831557
be sure to tell wurmy you're there for her and will never let her go, she might get scared, thinking she'll bet kidnapped next

>> No.39831599
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>Name: Anon
>Class: -ERROR-
>Health: 38/100
>Mana: 2/100
>Willpower: 20/100
>Status: Grappled, Pinned, Overheating, Aroused

>> No.39831623

>>39831521
>save your virtue
>implying that anybody involved intended on keeping it

>> No.39831639

>>39827413
>>39827436
I don't like ye lobster

>> No.39831655

>>39831599
That size difference is even hotter than her burning tail.

>> No.39831695

>>39831623
Quite true. On that note, I'm off. Been up far too late. Have a nice thread, y'all.

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>>39831655
Oh yeah.

>> No.39831770

>>39831639
lobster?

>> No.39831790

>>39828005
>That poor octopussy is gonna die a horrible tragic death
Good!

>> No.39831793

>>39827064
the elven queen

>> No.39831800
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>big, muscular, tall, dominant monster girl
>keeps calling you "stud, alpha, stallion, boss and so on"
>keeps telling you how strong, handsome and manly you are
>is 100% supportive and helps you grow constantly
other girls may pump your dick and make it blow a load, but THIS type of a monster girl will fuck your heart and make it cum love

>> No.39831855

>>39831800
>An average man will be at standing cunnilingus height
>A tall man will be at abs licking height
It's fun at the start, but your neck starts hurting from having to constantly look upwards after a while.

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>>39831855
Not if you're on your back, and she's riding you, asking you to fuck her harder with your big, hard cock, and calling you her breeding bull.

>> No.39831894

>>39831881
I don't want my pelvis crushed by over 1000lbs of oni ass and pussy.

>> No.39831906
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We onipostin right now?

>> No.39831913
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>>39831894
even if she holds you in her arms afterwards, whispering how you are her stallion, and how she's addicted to you?
>>39831906
Americans are asleep, it's ogre.

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>>39831913
>Americans are asleep
Wrong, I'm hiding from the dreamhorse

>> No.39831956

>>39831913
>Can't walk after sex with a BIG oni
>She carries you around while whispering uou sweet words and occasionally kissing you
I'll accept my fate, but only if she lets me sleep with by head deep in her cleavage.

>>39831920
The short haired cutie on the right is prime wife material.

>> No.39831992
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>>39831920
Imagine what kind of a beast of a man the shota will grow up to be, after being trained to be Onis' breeding stallion and supported by his strong confident wives all his life.
He'd rule over weaklings, if he was interested in anything except red pussy.
>>39831925
go to sleep my man, you'll be feeling unwell tomorrow
>>39831956
oh, you won't even think about denying your fate four seconds after she picks you up

>> No.39831996
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>>39831906
That's right
>>39831913
I would want to get fucked in the opposite version of "suspended congress" or whatever it is called.
Having my body held by her and embracing her with my dick lodged in her pussy.

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>> No.39832055
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>> No.39832073
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You're gonna get bonked on the head and then bonked on the bed

>> No.39832074

>>39831992
>You accidentally bump into a 6"5 muscled man
>He's absolutely jacked, like a pro-wrestler
>A picture fell out of his jacket
>It's a cute small boy with a WAY bigger oni
>You ask if it's his son
>It's a picture of the day he and his wife met

>> No.39832110
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>>39832074
Such is the fate of all connesieurs of Oni pussy, do you really want to be one of them?
>>39832073
>>39832055
>>39832020
cute

>> No.39832121

>>39831906
I really like this oni.

>> No.39832194

how do I escape the shog planet

>> No.39832214

>>39831996
Would such a pretty oni be ok with me asking to lick her pits?
>Having my body held by her and embracing her with my dick lodged in her pussy.
Sounds like her using you as a two-handed dildo. Must be quite the experience.

>>39832073
I love it when a small oni is revealed to have incredible strength
>You climb up a tree in hope of evading the bonk
>She uproots it with her bare hands

>> No.39832216

>>39832194
escape?

>> No.39832235

>>39832194
your going to have to battle your way through all her constructs trying to drag you away/under, so that you may stand before her true form...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nn9trJXUrp0

>> No.39832256

>>39832235
>Shoggoth: Maid of no one

>> No.39832264

>>39832235
That music is way too calm to be the shoggoth's boss battle theme.
>The rift starts playing
I stand corrected.

>> No.39832283

>>39832214
>small oni
Bad. Not cute. CRINGE.

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>>39828964
>Wine-goat
>Yuri-plants
>Slut-horse
This is a wild tea-party.
No tea, just wine, nectar and Anon juices

>> No.39832286

>>39832235
>>39832256
...and so they left, as something greater than before

>> No.39832321

>>39832283
>5"4 slim oni with no visible muscles
>Juicy thighs and K-cup breasts
>Still strong enough to knock-out a demon boar in one punch
Very cute.

>> No.39832370

Satyros trying to hide the fact that she's lying.
I.e. Satyros acting suspiciously.
A Sustyros, if you will.

>> No.39832387

>>39832370
Anons who make utterly terrible jokes receive rape correction.
It's either that or Bogie's special class for an entire semester.

>> No.39832463

What music would play if you entered a boss fight with your monster wife?

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>> No.39832501

>>39832463
Bliss on mushrooms from infected mushrooms to fight the Cheshire boss from a deep undercave in wonderland.

>> No.39832511

>>39832463
Is she the boss or is she with me fighting the boss? Depending on the answer the music will be very different.

>> No.39832513
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>>39832463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7R_xQUiZvg&t=67s

>> No.39832533

>>39832511
She's the boss, though fighting alongside your wife is top tier too.

>> No.39832551

>>39832533
If she's the boss, then it do be like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClvzNSejzXw

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>>39832463
https://youtu.be/XW0W7j04iRQ
this one

>> No.39832582

>>39832387
>Bogie's special class
Isn't that the same as rape correction, only with more honking?

>> No.39832587

>>39832567
Is she an Italian train conductor?

>> No.39832601

>>39832582
>What's the matter, anon? One balloon not enough? TRY A BUNCH

>> No.39832656

>>39832463
>Hatter
https://youtu.be/5UjHomtRjq0

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>>39832463

>> No.39832700

>>39832551
Either she's very powerful or a total chuuni.

>>39832663
>Enter the last map of the game
>The music gets epic and orchestral
>Final boss fight starts
>The music stops
You know shit is going down.

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>>39832700
Much power yes

>> No.39832813

>>39832734
>namefile
Dragonfucker bros, we're really done aren't we?

>> No.39832862

>>39832813
Imagine your town going into full blown panic because a dragon in her monster form is flying in circles over it.
As soon as she spots you you're going to pay for all the times you posted about how much you wanted to fuck a dragon.

>> No.39832881

>>39832862
>>39832734
>>>/tg/

>> No.39832897

>>39832881
What the actual fuck does my post have to do with /tg/ you schizo

>> No.39832916

>>39832501
Cheshires don't strike me as the type to enjoy living deep underground.
Is she a weirdo freak?

>> No.39832939

>>39832897
There's a shitposter from the /tg/ thread who constantly posts about fucking female monsters as in actual ones and how monster girls are shit. The dragon form stuff can pretty easily be seen as him worming his way in.

>> No.39832968

>>39831599
Toasted Buns.

>> No.39832980

>>39832121
She's your rival now, you gotta train to beat her!

>> No.39833012

>>39832980
Can't you just go on a date and get to know in each other with words?

>> No.39833039

>>39832939
And? Did I post anything about that you fucking moron?

>> No.39833053

>>39833039
yeah

>> No.39833064

>>39833039
Ignore him, our resident retard gets attention-deficient and randomly pre-spazzes on anything that reminds him of someguy who annoyed him a decade ago.

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>>39833064
What a shame.

>> No.39833100

>>39832463
Two stage battle. She's... kind of persistent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qIAkbHCXOQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wc3etQa9xLg

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>>39828964
Rolling - Alice and 2 Shoggs
>going to be an awkward Party
>do 2 Shoggs fight over Anon or combine in some kind of messy holes everywhere 3-way?
>either way the Alice forgetting about everything afterwards is probably a good idea

>> No.39833299

>>39833100
Bosses who remove their armor during the second phase of the battle are the coolest.
>Her chest plate is shaped with huge breasts
>She's actually a modest D-cup underneath

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>>39828964
3 clowns

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>>39828964

>> No.39833335

>>39833309
You sure it's a tea party?

>> No.39833355

>>39833335
Not anymore

>> No.39833386

>>39833332
The one of the left is so much better than the other two, it's not even close.

>> No.39833397

>>39833386
middle*

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>>39833127
Re-rolling
>so theres not supposed to be Yuri in MGE but what happens when a Nuki gets close to a CCoin?
>will the truth be told?

>> No.39833516

>>39833474
I have some story ideas involving a coin and a tanuki.

>> No.39833531

>>39833474
>Nuki and CCoin open up a gold merchant business
>Rata does the marketing
>Anon's job is "stress reliever"

>>39833516
If one of them involves a tanuki tricking a man into fucking a coin I'm all ears.

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>>39833474
Rerolling
My phone seems to have a sense of humor today
>1 Lovegoddess
>2 NTRhorses
>1 Anon

>> No.39833599

>>39833531
It's about a swindler and his coinwife fucking with the wrong tanuki.

>> No.39833610

>>39831800
gonna wrestle with her and i'm gonna lose thousands of times
and she's gonna get all excited when I manage to pin her down for just a second longer than last time

>> No.39833614

>>39831770
A lighthouse reference
Just google "fond of me lobster"

>> No.39833655

>>39833599
I don't mean to discriminate, but I doubt there is any "right" tanuki.

>>39833610
She's gonna be dripping wet down there the day you manage a single-leg takedown on her.

>> No.39833668

>>39833474
>Anon goes to get more tea
>Nuki: cant stop running her fingers thru the pile of coins spilling over the table all around her
>having greedy fingers handrubbing her coins gets the CCoin so hot
>"oyveh its making me all meshugga"
>Rata: just watching and schlicking "they wouldn't let me go to print with this stuff anyway"
>Anon comes back with the fresh pot of tea to find....

>> No.39833687

>>39832463
I got three
My bogie wife would definitely have this theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xj9Gr8AErQs
My jabberwife is quite chunni despite her age
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B5_NcClHM8&list=RDMM77nujsTdW1c&index=27
my wurm wife is a nun who doesn't mind throwing down and comes from a creepy and seemingly abandoned church but almost never opens her eyes, she has them closed fox eyes ya know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQgeBsv1sns&list=OLAK5uy_kqZER1aLO6paq_aKRuCiLPEbiWbJOflqg

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>>39833655
>go to snuggle big oni in bed
>wake up in the morning, laying sprawled on top of her
>chuckle and tell her you pinned her down for 8 hours straight, meaning you're the strongest
>get an agonizing noogie and then a loving kiss
big girls are best

>> No.39833791

I'm gonna raid the grand maid academy

>> No.39833800

>>39833668
a dead rata

>> No.39833812

>>39833733
>Ask her what for dinner
>BBQ and beer, like usual
>The dessert is going to be very special though
>You're later served a homemade cake
>It's your favorite kind
>She learned how to bake it just for you
>She however sneaked in some vanilla protein powder in the batter

>> No.39833815

>>39833791
pirate anon that station is home to 2 million and has enough firepower to glass a planet, you'll never even get close

>> No.39833841

>>39833815
A man's lust for maid panties is greater than his sense of self-preservation.

>> No.39833844

>>39833815
And? I like my odds, pretty dismal which makes it even more fun

>> No.39833887

>>39833791
>>39833815
>dread pirate queen Kantamora herself has declared the Grand Academy off limits (her nieces go there)
>to go against her is invite the wrath of every cut-throat and freebooter in the sector

>> No.39833896

>>39833800
I would an undead rata.
I just hope her lack of life doesn't make her tail lose its fluff.

>> No.39833901

>>39833815
They dont call me the untouchable for nothing and I gotta steal a couple of old maids

>> No.39833972

>>39833812
Really worth marrying her

>> No.39833976

>>39833901
that's not a very nice thing to call the professors anon

>> No.39834001

>>39833901
>I gotta steal a couple of old maids
This is how you end up with a grey haired kiki who keeps mentioning that she's too old and frail for bedroom duties even though you've seen her pick up the couch with one arm to vacuum under it.

>> No.39834011

>>39833976
Ok, im still gonna steal a couple of them away
>>39834001
Im going to so test that theory of hers out

>> No.39834078

>>39834001
Im going to take her out on dates and slowly get her to be a bit more comfortable with herself

>> No.39834082

>>39833812
>my turn to make dinner
>it's her weight in meat skewers and ribs
bound to put a smile on her face

>> No.39834188

If I get a Demon wife, I'm using the contract to make her build muscle and take showers together after her sweaty workouts.

>> No.39834197
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1 squeeze = 1 hug as payment. do you accept?

>> No.39834216

>>39834197
This seems like an acceptable deal

>> No.39834218

>>39834197
yeah its a fine trade, just let me put in earplugs tho

>> No.39834250

>>39834078
Small things like you not being ashamed to walk side by side with such an older woman will do wonders to help her confidence.

>>39834188
I bet demon sweat tastes like a more potent Arizona blueberry tea.

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>>39826474

>> No.39834279
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>> No.39834309

>>39834267
Lizard wizard !
Can she cast Omega Fire?

>>39834279
This elf (?) looks especially untrustworthy.
Remember that black sclera is a sign of rape.

>> No.39834330

>>39834197
real_target = real_target.unsqueeze(1)

>> No.39834345

>>39834267
Is it better to become an antimagic fighter or a fellow wizard to give her the fight of her life?

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>>39834309
>Remember that black sclera is a sign of rape.
Excellent

>> No.39834380

>>39834197
She needs to display a chart with the recommended amount of squeezes
>Slight stress from daily life: 1 squeeze
>Moderate stress from work: 3
>High stress from exams: 5
>Chronic stress: 4 daily squeezes for 2 months

>> No.39834403

>>39834309
All dark elves are trustworthy anon

>> No.39834423
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>>39826474

>> No.39834422

>>39834354
Shog rape is the most insidious.
You don't even notice it happening until you realize that your onahole has been replaced with shog and so did your bed.

>> No.39834474

>>39834267
i wanna steal her heart and her silly hat as well

>> No.39834498

>>39834474
That hat gives +50 mana regen per second, you'll have to make it up to her.

>> No.39834514

>>39834498
I'll steal one that gives +1200 mana regen per sec and give it to her

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>> No.39834558

>>39834514
>You hand her the new hat
>She squirms a bit and hesitates to put it on
>She gives you some obviously fake reason why she can't equip it
>Asks that you make up for her lost mana regen with your spirit energy

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>> No.39834575

>>39834558
Uhhh.... did I just propose to her in a dark mage kinda way? Where I give her a new hat as way to say I want to marry you?

>> No.39834583
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PL9iMPx9CpQ
Selkies are such majestic, dignified creatures

>> No.39834594

>>39834583
I think she's asking for l'eggs, which is French for eggs.

>> No.39834599

>>39834583
they fat

>> No.39834620

>>39834583
so squishy...

>> No.39834631

>>39834583
Poor girl desperately wants her eggs fertilized.
Selkies are probably bottom 10 species in MGE, I understand her despair.

>> No.39834670

>>39834631
> they also have their husband hold them tight inside the furs even while hunting during the day, so it is like they are "wearing" him. There are even couples that stay joined together inside the furs whether day or night.
Actually pretty kinky to have your wife wear you all the time but also hard to imagine.

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>> No.39834718

>>39834690
this seems like you got taken by a fox cause your pops made a deal with one

>> No.39834732

>>39834575
Depends on the type and color of the hat.
It's a whole aspect of magic you need to learn about before dating a dark mage.

>>39834690
The mofu mafia is filled with a bunch of no-good criminals who treat men like property and deal in many illegal drugs.

>> No.39834749

>>39834732
>>39834732
>illegal drugs
like what? MGE krokdill which turns women who use into crocs girls or something?

>> No.39834767

>>39833309
I don't like clowns and this clown isn't sexy at all, p-please don't make me feel weird about clowns

>> No.39834782

>>39834767
>i dont like clowns
>this clown isnt sexy
>feel weird about them
be honest, you wanna HONK her, Dont you?

>> No.39834797

>>39834749
>drug that makes you want to wear crocs on your feet
Heinous

>> No.39834801

>>39834782
Maybe just a little?..

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>>39834797
Not what I was thinking but still quite heinous
>>39834801
Just a "little"?

>> No.39834881

>>39834822
I mean she is very cute for a clown, after all, it's perfectly natural reaction, right?

>> No.39834886

>>39834822
>Cuddling with a bogie
>You fondle her breasts
>They pop in a loud bang
>The magic she used to pull this trick on you leaves her breasts small and hypersensitive for a few hours
Do you take revenge or accept this clownery?

>> No.39834904

>>39834886
>>39834886
revenge for being such a dummy

>> No.39834917
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39834917

Going back to the starter zone to recruit a loli Salamander! Making her get her first ever level-up by creampieing her level 1 pussy and ass!

>> No.39834926

>>39834267
i'm interested

>> No.39834945
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Strong protective wife!

>> No.39834949

>>39834886
>about to take the top off of a bogie
>pull it down
>get breast milk to the face

>> No.39834954

>>39832916
She's the loathsome magical shrooms giver.

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>> No.39834964

>>39834958
sleepy elf nun from the church of our milky lady

>> No.39834969

>>39834945
Imagine a firefighting team made up of a hellhound, ignis, salamander, and pyrow.

>> No.39834981

>>39834403
I don't trust niggers

>> No.39835018

>>39833309
Do bogies live in bogs? Do bog bugs bother bogies? How big is bogie's baggage? Do bogies board boats? Is bogie's bountiful bosom bouncy?

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grabb

>> No.39835026

>>39835021
what a powerful gaze...

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>>39835018
yes to all questions and they also are the best trackers as well so if a bogie finds you and performs for you, well seems like you are going to see her again
>>39835021
Would Bogie make Miss anubis lighten up a bit?

>> No.39835035

>>39835021
Exotic pale-skinned wimps are highly prized

>> No.39835054

>>39834949
>Her breasts keep leaking
>She shoves both nipples in your mouth and orders you to take responsibility
>All you wanted was a squeeze of clown breast, not a stomachful of clown milk
>On the upside, it tastes great and her breasts got larger

>> No.39835068

>>39835021
>she caught you trying to have a midnight snack again

>> No.39835072

>>39835054
>On the upside, it tastes great
But a bit funny

>> No.39835084

>>39835068
anubis-chan gets very angry when you steal her three musketeers out of the fridge

>> No.39835088

>>39834981
Good thing they aren't

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>>39835021

>> No.39835115

>>39835054
after this, i wanna see her drink her own milk as well

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>>39835035
I prize exotic dark-skinned little girls.

>> No.39835145

>>39835098
wonder if she ever lets go

>> No.39835153

>>39835133
! !

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>>39835153
Oh yeah?

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>>39835068
Pretending that she's any better

>> No.39835204

>>39835170
!! !! !! !!
!! !! !! !!
!! !! !! !!

!! !! !! !!

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>>39835204
You're not a real !! appreciator.

>> No.39835226

Is the fuck off autist still here?

>> No.39835241

>>39835226
fuck off

>> No.39835249

>>39835225
i tried to make !! out of !!'s but I failed, im going to try to draw an anubis out of them next time

>> No.39835250

>>39835226
FUCK ON
OH WAYWARD SOOOOOON
THERE'LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DONE

>> No.39835258

>>39834782
I, for one, would very much like to HONK that clown. Repeatedly.

>> No.39835262

>>39831800
I'm highly suspicious of compliments and, inside my head, immediately question the other person's motives for saying something nice.

>> No.39835280

>>39835115
Strange things happen when a bogie drinks her own milk.

>> No.39835301

>>39835280
like what happens? I wish to know! I neeed to know what happens when a Bogie drinks her own milk

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>>39835204
that's a good point; i didn't consider that

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>>39834354
they have, debatably, the prettiest eyes

>> No.39835347

>>39835262
well a girl like that would boost your confidence in no time

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>>39835258
you are a very wise man to honk a clown

>> No.39835358

>>39835304
proof that aphopi are the worst rulers

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>>39835358
wrong. false. not true. bullshit. incorrect. fucky info.

>> No.39835412

>>39835384
Imagine your ruler being a big purple worm lmao

>> No.39835422

>>39835412
imagine having a ruler. fucking beta.

>> No.39835439

>>39835422
The Socialist Paradise of the Khepri Collective has no gods, no masters!

>> No.39835440

>>39835384
purple cow with them udders

>> No.39835458

>>39835305
This is the truth

>> No.39835466

>>39835384
wanna milk this snek and make those tits bigger and milkier

>> No.39835481

>>39835422
Imagine not being the ruler and having a loli pharaoh/anubis queen

>> No.39835508

>>39835481
fucking cringe, kill yourself

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The Ice Realm is sad that they're not discussed as much as the Desert Kingdoms.

>> No.39835533

>>39835301
Bogiemania happens.

>> No.39835545

>>39835529
ice sucks, and desert suck as well
>>39835533
so a bogie really lets loose and has some fun

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>>39835529
warm up then. im not a fan of freezing to death or icy aesthetics. don't get me wrong, scorching heat isn't good either, but it at least gives me an excuse to not be covered in like 5 layers.

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Best girl

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>>39835035
Oh no, I hope I would never be taken as a slave in a raid, shipped into a desert kingdom and sold as a slave-husband. That would be horrible, yes.

>> No.39835577

>>39835567
Many such cases!

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>>39832463
Mostly it was just me running and dragging my fat ass after me, but indeed it's fear that give men wings.

https://youtu.be/kL7Sl8usuYY

>> No.39835604

>>39834917
>maxing out anal orgasms before the first dungeon
Tryhard salamander.

>> No.39835623

>>39835565
Best girl wouldn't be a degenerate who gets off when you eat her cooking.
It's like she's cumming whenever you put the spoon in your mouth.

>> No.39835642

>>39835623
How can you say you love your wife if you wouldn't eat her love juices?

>> No.39835648

>>39835623
if only you werent such a degenerate and could keep your mouth off of her for more than 2 seconds

>> No.39835652

>>39835422
>imagine having a ruler
Not everyone can draw perfetctly straight lines by hand and perfectly measure length simply by looking at something, you know.

>> No.39835659

>>39835652
get stronger. learn constructomancy, coward.

>> No.39835668

>>39835652
>he doesn't use a loli as a ruler
lol

>> No.39835680

>>39835439
only thing we worship is the gigantic sphere of dark matter in the sky. amen, brother.

>> No.39835704

>>39835353
Gentle, romantic cuddling with bogie as you watch the sunrise after a night of fooling around with her

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>>39826474

>> No.39835771

>>39835744
>those coats
these two are flashers

>> No.39835772

>>39833896
>Rata dug too deep and revealed some sensitive information about some very powerful people
>Ends up "sleeping with the fishes" as in force fed undead mushrooms and tossed in the river
>Now she still does her job as a zombie but has a much more limited vocabulary
>Forecast: Waaaaaaaaarrmmmm
Cute

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>> No.39835782

>>39835772
>her nickname is roadkill

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>> No.39835803

imagine getting isekaied to mge and acceding to authority instead of being your own master. lmao.
Imagine that some anons actually want to marry an anubis and be second fiddle to a pharaoh.
Respect for the ones who want to lure the anubis away from boring human woman though.

>> No.39835811

>>39835779
Something scandalous?

>> No.39835817

>>39835803
i'll being stealing monster ladies of noble standing
>>39835795
the nose of this gal

>> No.39835823

>>39835782
>"drowned"
>roadkill
Not very accurate

>> No.39835829

>>39835817
Vampire's nice noses prove that they're of noble blood

>> No.39835830

>>39835823
Got a better one, sea rat

>> No.39835866

>>39835803
It would be fun to marry a monstergirl ruler and increase her power in secret. Becoming the power behind the throne so to speak

>> No.39835875

>>39835829
nah, she got a big snozz

>> No.39835891

>>39835875
If anything it's a fairly small nose. You're probably not used to it because so many artists don't bother with the nose. Even when going through the thread most mg art just has a line or dot to symbolize the nose

>> No.39835892

Everyone talks about the cat kingdom but overlooks the rat kingdom.
Don't you know about the rat knights?

>> No.39835899

>>39835892
No.

>> No.39835918

>>39835892
yeah they midgets
>>39835891
im also one and i think since ther chin is much lower as well the nostrils being a bit big gives that impression as well as the extra space on the side of her face as well

>> No.39835928

>>39835891
noses disgust me. Just this fleshy thing sticking out in the face with skin pulling all around it.
Really, what the fuck.

>> No.39835937

>>39835928
>fleshy thing
Cartilage.

>> No.39835963

>>39835899
They may be short but they are quite brave for their size.
Also easier to fit their halberds into places due to being smaller.

>>39835918
No, they are quite proportional!
They're just small.

>> No.39835971

She's infected your computer with viruses.
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

>> No.39835983

>>39835963
exactly womenlets
>>39835971
>cockatrice
how does a chicken know that much about computers?

>> No.39835987

>>39835971
>Thunderbird
This isn't a virus, it's just a power spike

>> No.39836003

>>39835971
>dark valkyrie
She's been on some real shady porn sites, hasnt she?

>> No.39836015

>>39835983
But they have kettle helmets.
Kettle helmets!

>> No.39836023

>>39835983
>how does a chicken know that much about computers
She doesn't. That's why your pc is infected.

>> No.39836038

>>39836023
So did it get infected with that touhou ransomware virus then?

>> No.39836059

>>39835971
>kikimora
This maid has A LOT to explain.

>> No.39836062

>>39836059
She was downloading things from shady Eastern-European websites.

>> No.39836075 [DELETED] 

>>39835971
>papillon
You could say that she my pc worms

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>>39836059

>> No.39836085

>>39835971
>papillon
You could say that she gave my pc worms.

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>>39835971
>kunoichi
I bet she got from watching that sabbath propaganda show about cunnoichi on shady anime pirate sites

>> No.39836105

>>39836082
what a naughty little kiki she is, looking up handholding

>> No.39836117

If adult kikimora is kikimora, then baby would be kikilessa?

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I want to be lovingly broken by a lilim.

>> No.39836133

>>39836117
Yes, and a rich centaur is called dollaraur.

>> No.39836137

>>39835971
>Nightmare
Someone's taking this whole dream machine thing a little too literally

>> No.39836142

>>39835580
Good shog

>> No.39836148

>>39836082
Poor girl, that must be embarrassing as hell.

>> No.39836159

>>39836118
auntie Druie!

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>>39835623
No Anon, Shog is supreme

>> No.39836204

Nah, too much shog already, just gimme an old Kiki and I’m happy

>> No.39836210

>>39836082
I'd silently walk up to her, rub her pussy until she cums and then just leave.

>> No.39836234
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Bun

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>>39836204
How about a spider?

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>> No.39836365

>>39836334
If I’m going rather exotic route, how about an ushi bogie maid
>>39836358
Extrenely cute

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>>39836358
Mofucore vs smol ushi, who wins?

>> No.39836412
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39836412

I'll take whatever maid you have as long as she's high DEX. She's going to need it for my work conditions.

>> No.39836425

>>39836412
I don’t get really get the bondage fetish aside from having complete control of the girl’s body

>> No.39836430

>>39836425
It makes me sad.

>> No.39836434

>>39835508
>not wanting to be in charge and marry lolis
What are you gay or something

>> No.39836461

>>39836434
No u, u want the flatties so you have no right to call another gey

>> No.39836492
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>>39836425
That and it makes her look sexy and helpless, making her look more desirably cute.

>> No.39836519
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Some korean worms
https://arca.live/b/monmusu/50390030

>> No.39836528
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>>39836519

>> No.39836534

>>39836528
Oi, oi! Looking pretty tough for a juvenile specimen

>> No.39836535
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>>39836528
Koreans love worms

>> No.39836543

>>39836528
I want a battle-hardened greenworm wife

>>39836535
So they have considered them?

>> No.39836544

>>39836519
>a neet worm finally leaving her tree

>> No.39836545

>>39836519
>>39836528
What's it all say?

>> No.39836557
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>>39836334
Spider-maid does whatever a maid does

>> No.39836568

>>39836425
My wife is a Night Gaunt and I love maledom but I personally like the idea of doming a girl yourself without any restrains or ropes. I love that Night Gaunts need their husband to control and dominate them at all times or they become uncomfortable. I also really like that the Night Gaunt transformation gives you the ability to totally control and dominate your wife's body yourself without the need of restraints.

>> No.39836577
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>>39836545
Dunno, I don't know korean and it looks like handwriting, so I doubt it will translated by google/yandex

https://arca.live/b/monmusu/44233409

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>>39836577

>> No.39836605

>>39836568
That's because you are the restraints. You can feel her struggle.

>> No.39836613

>>39836596
what would a lich shitpost even look like?

>> No.39836626

>>39836492
>>39836568
Honestly, Im more of switch, at times I want to really test and see If i can make a hags hips give out as I pound and enjoy your mature body like an animal and at times I want her to dominate and play with me, milking me of my semen, using her thighs to do so, getting spanked by her

>> No.39836642
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>>39826474

>> No.39836645

>>39835971
>Wight
bet she tried to pirate some vidya even though she's literally royalty rich enough to buy Steam itself

>> No.39836655
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>>39836596
https://arca.live/b/monmusu/50076996
There is also this comic but it's too long and scribly for me
>imaging having your house infested with worms

>> No.39836663

>>39836626
>your body
meant her body, guess Im getting spanked by miss haku again

>> No.39836671

>>39836613
>imaging still being alive in current year
>lol, lmao even

>> No.39836681

>>39836671
I would imagine something better than that from Miss lich, even the undead zombies can do better then that

>> No.39836738

>>39836557
Arachne made houses must have impossible architecture that can be navigated by their webs and changed at will.

>> No.39836746

>>39832194
on a shog spaceship, of course.

>> No.39836795

>>39826486
Artist needs to draw more of this cat

>> No.39836811
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You couldn't handle a tiger

>> No.39836851

>>39834631
Nah, there’s enough undesirables to keep them out of that.

>> No.39836859

>>39836851
What undesirables? Most girls are pretty good.

>> No.39836887

>>39836859
Kunoichi.

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>>39826474

>> No.39836923

>>39836859
Maybe “undesirable” is harsh wording, but for the average person Selkies are going to rank above:
>Skeletons
>Chardybis
>Matango
>Giant Slug
>Devil bugs and Beelzebub
>Pslimes, Ropers
>Wererabbits
>Sea Slimes dubious honor of the one species that I think I have ACTUALLY NEVER SEEN brought up in these threads
Selkies are, at worst, uninteresting.

>> No.39836942

>>39836923
i think a lot of these just really need a profile image update. desperately. same with cockatrice, never seen that one either.

>> No.39836952

>>39836942
I avoided listing some species that I feel are just suffering from old-profile-itis, like Kappa and, poor, poor Jinn-of-the-Jar.

>> No.39836953

>>39836923
If miruko counts as a wererabbit they're top tier for me

>> No.39836966

>>39836923
Sea slimes managed to make it to 59th on my tier list, for what its worth.

>> No.39836974

>>39836953
The MGE Wererabbit design is very unlike Miruko or Viera.
While it’s nice that KC doesn’t want to just take the lazy way out with just-bunny-ears girls, the current implementation is questionable.
Just take a look at their design.

>> No.39836977 [DELETED] 

Hey! Listen!

>> No.39836986
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If dragon saliva is flammable could I use it to fuel a car?

>> No.39836990

>>39836974
I think all the bunny girls in that one dieselmine 2d succubus castle game (cant remember the title, whenever i see it somewhere it always has a new name). they all had the bunny legs, ears and often something extra. they were cute/hot.

>> No.39837001

>>39836990
i only played that game for the bunnygirls. they were really hot.

>> No.39837013

>>39836990
yeah those bunny were perfect, having the legs and the fluff but not like so damn fluffy
>>39837001
I come back to it for the nun section and that one mage section so I can see that very big titted nun walk and jiggle her tits

>> No.39837014

>>39827199

KC mentioned something, due a question he misunderstood or something like that, something along the lines of Dragons fearing or not being able to defeat cars. It wasn't literal, but something that came from translation stuff, but it became a thread meme very fast.

>> No.39837017

Do I really have to accept the lich who raised my zombie wife as my mother-in-law? She’s really condescending and rude to me all the time and I don’t wanna invite her over for the holidays

>> No.39837031

>>39837001
what about the nuns and the witches? they were pretty good too.

>> No.39837032

>>39836811
I would let her handle me.

>> No.39837051

>>39837014
dragons fucking cars has been a meme for a very long time

>> No.39837081

>>39837017
Seems she got something up her bum, fix that

>> No.39837089

>>39836811
i imagine i could. she's very chivalrous.

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EKUSU... KARIBAAA!

>> No.39837118

>>39835830
Zombie-rata sleeps in grave between stories
>Lying-presse

>> No.39837122

>>39837031
the whole game is good, i wouldn't mind being a cum despenser for cute demon girls with giga boobs.

>> No.39837129

>>39837014
"Dragons fucking cars" is a meme outside this thread as >>39837051 says, that was what the guy asking the question to KC was referencing. KC didn't get the reference and the answer that there is no sex with dragons in cars in MGE (because cars don't exist there, but it was funnier to imagine it's because dragons hate cars for some reason) resulted in the thread meme. I think it was funny, but the overuse killed it.

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>>39826474

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>>39837132
>boats
Oh yes. Human girls with wargear are monster girls.

>> No.39837203

I want to watch battleship yamato with my baphomet wife.

>> No.39837206

>>39837122
for me, its too much gigatiddy. i like bit tiddies, but its too much. otherwise, i agree. the dream demons are good too. it has my jester girl fetish too which is nice.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpJQ-eFpReg

>> No.39837222

>>39832939

To be frank I am almost certain that nearly all Dragon husbands fuck Dragon form Draonwife at least once. But I think it is one of those things that once attempted it is like "Yeah... let's never do this again." because of how unconvenient it seems to be.

>> No.39837232

>>39837222
If only there was a way to fix this.
Possibly with magic.

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>>39837206
I enjoy both gigatiddy and smol tiddy, given the appropriate accompanying figure. That means no oppai lolis.
I don't know what wired my brain to like both but I'm not complaining.

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The time of the dragon is over. Post fat assed harpies

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>>39837248
99% of my avian images are front shots. Distressing.

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>>39837248
I like harpies, bats, squirrels, rabbits, and sheep. I like a lot of other girls, too.
Anyway, here is the smuggest, fattest assed harpy of all

>> No.39837291

>>39837247
i also like smol tiddy, but i dont like loli. most of the time, any fully grown woman will be given massive fucking honkers. i like tallflat.

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>>39837248
You got it boss

>> No.39837315

>>39837248
since when was it ever the time of dragons??

>> No.39837323

I wish I had friends who are monster girls, they'd be the coolest friends I ever had.

>> No.39837325

>>39837206
>my jester girl fetish
My man

>> No.39837331

>>39837279
I really like the artist in that pic

>> No.39837340

>>39837247
>I enjoy both gigatiddy and smol tiddy, given the appropriate accompanying figure.
>I don't know what wired my brain to like both but I'm not complaining.
You're wired to be a normal heterosexual male that likes lolis and keeps liking the same girl when she grows up, unspoiled by society's mental derangements.

>> No.39837352

>>39836986
Only if the combustion of dragon saliva is violent enough to drive a piston. But if you have access to enough dragon saliva to power a car over a significant distance, why not ask the dragon to princess carry you to your destination? I'm sure she wouldn't mind.

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>>39837291
I am a man of very varied tastes. Which isn't to say that I NEED to have all of those to be satisfied, but that I'm easy to please.
Loli? Sure as lolibaba, no stupid youngsters. Megatiddy broodmother? Sign me up. Pear-shape? Can do.
Tallflats are actually probably the one bodytype that does nothing for me unless they've got some hips/ass (see: pear-shape.)

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>>39837356
i mean id like some ass there, but even then its not super important. granted, i prefer tiddy, but even then its so often giga that i would prefer flat to the fucking steroidmelons they have. 210 is my ideal.

>> No.39837423

>>39837409
you know what nevermind i dont think i even like tallflat.

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https://arca.live/b/monmusu/46341138
>Ochimusha waiting for the master to return

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>>39837159
What about onis with wargear?

>> No.39837527

>>39837122
me too, getting drained then sleeping between massive melons would be a dream come true

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>> No.39837531

>>39837467
This looks sad, I don't like it

>> No.39837546
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lovin my wifey.

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>>39837531
Someone will come for her eventually

>> No.39837571

>>39837556
That stump haunts me to this day

>> No.39837573

>>39837122
>>39837206
The only I wish was that the titties had some sag to them

>> No.39837579

>>39837122
It was more like a gallery than a game.
Also, the tits were too big.

>> No.39837588

>>39837222
>If only the sexually creative part of my brain weren't retarded.
>If only there were a set of ready given sex potions.
If only, but unfortunately yur a faget.
>>39837232
My dude. How do fuckers not go directly to sex magic? That's step 0. Anons should read the books instead of reeeeeeeing. They're all like:
>Waaah I love dragons
>but only the tits
Or
>Wowzers I like scales
>but moar scales overloads my tiny meat compooter
Where are the wizard potion bros?

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>>39830208

While Hebis are not among my top girls, I really like imagining going to a Ryu place to ask for help in finding a waifu. Then either after I am with the Ryu or as I am waiting to be attended and filing out my forms I blurt something like "I want a strong girl that protects me, I think a Hellhound or Mino would be fine", then get approached by a huge muscular Hebi security guard. Looks at me with a serious face, just says "come with me" and drags me by the arm to a room. Yandere sex and forced marriage contract signing ensues.

>> No.39837606

>>39837579
It was better like that, most of the time I just mess with values in porn games to get what I want, the sex

>> No.39837610

>>39837588
>Drinking potions to turn into a beast and rail my wife like there's no tomorrow
>Anons reeeeee about this being """wrong"""
Free your mind

>> No.39837624

>>39837222
>>39837232
>>39837588
>>39837610
>>>/trash/

>> No.39837636

>>39837588
I was talking about fucking the actual castle sized Dragon form, not just fucking your Dragonwife. As much as sex potions and MGE shenanigans help, I have a hard time seeing how having sex with a woman the size of a castle (and yes, they are that big as seen in one of Dragonia's art) is viable. I think dragon couples do it out of curiosity but I don't think they do it often or more than once.

>> No.39837647

>>39837591
>huge muscular Hebi
The optimal snake.

>> No.39837659

>>39837636
Giant robot with a mecha-dick, hooked up to tanks of cum harvested and saved up over several months.

>> No.39837663

>>39837624
I am not the same guy, but let's be realistic, this is MGE. Do you honestly think that the wife has a transformation and they just plain NEVER even once attempt to see how sex in that transformation would feel life? KC already said that even Ocelomehs and Hellhounds enjoy sub sex for the mere fact that monsters are so long lived that they want to try many things, I find it very hard to believe a Dragonwife can live 1000+ years married and never say "Hey... how do you think it would be like to do it in that form...?"

>> No.39837675

>>39837659
>Giant robot with a mecha-dick, hooked up to tanks of cum harvested and saved up over several months.

Would Dragonwife really want to spend her entire hoard just to get a Gremlin custom made mecha?

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ideal relationship. gloomy summoner and a flirty, strong, big demon.

>> No.39837686

>>39837676
Get some sleep dude.

>> No.39837693

ropurotto paid shills in this very thread

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>> No.39837718

>>39837686
theres summoning to be done.

>> No.39837727 [DELETED] 

>>39837715
fuck off

>> No.39837738

whoa, we've reached the point where they switch to posting cropped futa images? Now that's a new low

>> No.39837767

>>39837738
my retarded ass thought people were pissed someone posted two lilims hugging.

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>>39837356
>no stupid youngsters
But those are the best mamono.

>> No.39837808

>>39837738
Who gives a shit anymore? This place is fucking dead as far as I care. People can post whatever they want, these threads will never be good again.

>> No.39837819 [DELETED] 

>>39837715
Anonc-hama... don't post mgs with pp on jaypee

>> No.39837839

>>39837792
shit taste, shit opinions, terrible person, consider suicide, etc

>> No.39837844

wow

>> No.39837853

>>39837844
It's one of those times.

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IGNORE and REPORT

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>>39826474
Dumb fox.

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>> No.39837868

>>39837857
>Mods
>Doing anything

>> No.39837869

>>39837867
fucking love that paper mario style

>> No.39837879

>>39837869
its very cute. is that that one guy's wife?

>> No.39837893

>>39837879
ya mean jub anons one or the other one?

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>>39837879
yeah it's my wife meiya! i won it in a contest from a friend.

>> No.39837937

>>39837868
You're correct, you're only guaranteed to get NSFW pictures or bot-like flood deleted, maybe really shitty posts that include "nigger" made with no effort, anything else gets noticed once in a blue moon. It's a miracle this place hasn't imploded with dedicated shitposters and almost nonexistent moderation.

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>>39837839
Someone seems a bit upset. Is the perfection of young monstergirls with flat chests and wide hips too much for your sanity?

>> No.39837969

>>39837947
no i just think you have shit taste and are a bit gay/noncey

>> No.39837983

>portals open
>monster girl romance movie releases
>a rata, succubus, and anubis all compete for anons attention
>ends in a harem
>review bombed by human women and banned in almost all countries
>watching it in the UK is considered a hate crime

>> No.39837998

>>39837636
Do you even Sandworm bro? Those are huge. Seriously, just magic potion your dick every now and then. What is it because she's too fat now? Dragonwifes eat gold and shit, you knew what you were signing on for. And you dicked the bottom line, Charlie. Hoo hah. Also, Gulliver called. He said something about how (you) "art a faggoty brace of fasces" or some 'old timey' style shit like that. He's right.
>>39837659
Very creative. Perhaps excessively so. Therefore perfect for MGE. Based demon realm perverted anon

>> No.39838012

>>39837894
She's a cutie anon, congrats

>> No.39838015

>>39837998
>Very creative. Perhaps excessively so. Therefore perfect for MGE
This setting is meant for people that don't ask permission for a happy ending.

>> No.39838040

>>39837998
Definitely /tg/faggotry. Fuck off already.

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>>39838012
thanks!

>> No.39838051

>>39838040
should we organize a tabletop session of mge ttrpg on one of those new online tabletop sim games?

>> No.39838070

what can I expect from a maid from the Grand Academy?

>> No.39838087

>>39838070
she hella old

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>> No.39838104

>>39838088
>Stung so I become paralyzed and yet ultra-sensitive
>Restrained by her pincers
>Caressed all over by her normal hands

>> No.39838108

>>39837675
>robots can turn fuckable
>but you can't turn into a robot to fuck your wife
Blah blah soul interface magic bullshit. The mecha genre is built around inner-dialogue-land being real, full of intense emotions, sensations and possibly wounds. You saying monsters aren't depraved enough to make love with their husbans via something as deeply intimate as Gundam style dicking? Where.Are.You,Think.
Also
>implying Gremlins don't have dozens of even more head-tiltingly kinky inventions
>which they give away at their yard sales for literal candy
How could you ever conceive of sex goods being expensive in MGE? Literally how, is this some Order mindtrick or something?
>>39838015
Damn right. The world of MGE is a great big pussy to be fucked. Words to live by, Tony.
>>39838040
>seething

>> No.39838127

>>39838070
a fully rated academy maid is one of the best servants in the sector, not only are they highly skilled in housekeeping, administration and at least a 3 star chef but an academy maid is also a fully qualified pilot, navigator, engineer, doctor and trained in a number of combat techniques, you could ask for none better in civilised space

>> No.39838135

>>39838127
sounds expensive...

>> No.39838137
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>>39837969
Liking girls in their prime is literally the opposite of gay.

>> No.39838151

>>39838137
>prime
prime is literally any other time, not when they cant concent

>> No.39838159

>>39838070
Screaming morte petite via a sou saucier's cookware. Run, nigga, run, she has cake!

>> No.39838162

is it two trolls trolling each other?

>> No.39838166

>>39838108
https://youtu.be/fd-MHDclkBY
This dick of mine glows with an awesome power!
It's throbbing head tells me to impregnate you!
TAKE THIS!
MY CUM!
MY JIZZUM!
AND ALL OF MY SEMEN!
SHIIIIIINIIIIIING PIIINGAAAAAAS!!!!
GO!! GO!!!! GOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

>> No.39838172

>>39838135
but surely a starship captain such as yourself can see the value of a highly skilled individual

>> No.39838182

>>39838127
what happens to the maids that don't get hired

>> No.39838193

>>39827020
Tell her Mrs. Krampus’ garden is next door.

>> No.39838198

>>39838162
I don't know and I doubt it makes a difference, but thanks for making me imagine a threesome with two Trolls.

>> No.39838201

>>39838182
the current pirate queen is a kiki for a reason anon

>> No.39838221

>>39838193
>trick Greenworm nerd into going into Mrs. Krampus' garden thinking she'll get punished hard
>Come back to a thicc Paplion eyeing you like a piece of meat while Mrs. Krampus hands her a bag of her "special veggies".
uh oh

>> No.39838228

>>39838166
Based classic. The weak should fear the zentai. And if you need a mecha day off you can make her pleasure you with fish. Dragons will do it if you ask just right.

>> No.39838244

I wish these crossboard faggots would just fuck off somewhere else.

>> No.39838246

>>39838221
The Papillon is as tall as Mrs. Krampus, I hope.

>> No.39838250

>>39838151
>he doesn't know
Try reading the source material

>> No.39838259

>>39838250
He won't, instead he'll act intentionally obtuse and deliberately misconstrue stuff about MGE to justify his inane faggotry instead of going somewhere else.

>> No.39838264
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>>39837423
i might like it. i don't see enough of it in the wild to be completely sure.

>> No.39838271

>>39838151
Monstergirls are not like humans. They do not age like humans. MG kids are not like human children (disgusting shitheads).

>> No.39838290

>>39837556
> *in her
Ftfh

>> No.39838293

>>39838271
I hope mgs don't act like regular women either. Like at all.

>> No.39838297

>>39838244
>implying this thread didn't evolve from the /a/nus
Still mad that KC didn't make a monster for your reeeeeing fetish? Better luck next year, champ.

>> No.39838305

>>39838297
If you're going to be an obnoxious fa/tg/uy make it less obvious. Anyone who isn't an obvious newfriend can tell how people from there post since those spergs would constantly come over here to try and force us into humoring their nonsense.

You people are /mlp/ tier. Go back to your containment board.

>> No.39838315

>>39838201
She cleaned the 7 seas so hard that a quarter of
East Blue mamono spontaneously orgasm at her name. The say she left her treasure upon retiring to her villa, as all kikis do. The say she left her legacy in a single portion.

>> No.39838324

>>39838305
>doesn't know the difference between /mlp/ and horesfuckers
Puhthetick.

>> No.39838336

>>39838324
Go back to /tg/, please.

>> No.39838339

>>39838336
leave him

>> No.39838346

>>39838244
>reeeees constantly about cross-boarding
>calls everything he doesnt like, even KC canon "/tg/"
Why dont you fuck off back to /tg/ since you obviously lurk there fuckoff-tard

>> No.39838374

>>39838346
Oh yeah, obnoxious retardation with the same exact language as the average /tg/ poster from days of old talking about borderline off-topic garbage totally aren't obnoxious crossboarders. Nope, no way Jose.

>> No.39838380
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39838380

>>39838324
Fuck him, posting NTR hoss

>> No.39838382

>>39838346
Nta. I didn't realize Gundam, One Piece, and not being a furry were /tg/ stuff, as that anon apparently thinks. We have loads of centaurfags, that's not even /mlp/. I'm thinking we've got a /b/tard. Can't discuss shit on /b/ without fuckoff sperging, he must be in withdrawal.

>> No.39838385

>>39838382
>>39838346
>samefagging
Sad.

>> No.39838391

>>39838380
Furry and ntr are KC approved fetishes. As is literal bestiality and futa

>> No.39838397
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39838397

what the fuck happened to these threads?

>> No.39838399

I still hold to my opinion that the most romantic way for a couple to meet is with the guy summoning her in a moment of desperation.

>> No.39838401
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>>39838385

>> No.39838409

>>39838397
some gay faggot wants attention

>> No.39838410

>>39838401
>took that long to use inspect element
Sad.

>> No.39838411

>>39838397
not enough new stuff and the faggotry gage got too high. im hoping to fix the first part. horror/smut story on its way.

>> No.39838418

>>39838385
Fuck off back to /tg/
>now one of us is samefagging you sadfaggot

>> No.39838422

>>39838397
Reactionary paranoid reeeetards inhibit discussion. What did you expect? Centaurs are /mlp/, clearly this is ludicrous velocities of yogurt. Not a fan of yogurt, personally.

>> No.39838424

>>39838397
Some shitposting retards finally found this place and realized it's a rich (You) hunting ground

>> No.39838430

>>39838418
>Trying this hard to deflect after getting called out
Just go back to spamming warhammer elves. It's easier to filter you this way.

>> No.39838445
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>>39838422
don't reply to me, you seem like one of the exact posters dragging this place down.

>> No.39838447

>>39838391
Yeah, obviously, but it still sets the reeeee-tard off like 'bugmen' and 'spacebattles'- whatever they were a decade ago

>> No.39838451

>>39838397
We've had some dedicated shitposters lately

>> No.39838452

>>39838430
You tell him, retard. Elves are now Warhammer. KC didn't put Elves in MGE, and he made that decision with good reason, ain't that right?

>> No.39838455

this much bait taking. Why? are you taking it? Futa and NTR were never part of the setting, You fucking tards. Just end yourselves

>> No.39838457 [DELETED] 

>>39838391
>>39838422
>>39838447
Get AIDS and die

>> No.39838466

>>39838455
It's one dude samefagging. He does this almost every day.

>> No.39838471

>>39838445
If telling dude to fuck off for claiming Centaurs is /mlp/ is dragging this place down...just go back to your handholding fantasies, Nancy Drew.

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39838474

>>39838447
>unironically batting for Spacebattles
>>39838452
>intentionally ignoring the loser spamming literal 40k elves not even a week ago
Alright so that kind of sets it in stone, right?

>> No.39838476
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39838476

thinking about how cute it would be to open a bakery in wonderland with my wifey.

>> No.39838480

>>39838471
You keep using this example only you are bringing up. It's more that you're an obnoxious fag using the exact language of people posting obvious /tg/isms.

>> No.39838482
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39838482

Relax and post mini Druella

>> No.39838483

>>39838455
Futa actually is. Ntr is something he backed away from and only really had hints at very early. Even the bicorn is basically not ntr now

>> No.39838490

> 39838457
Fuck I hope when the portals open that reee-cunt gets a Cat Sith, assuming he doesnt Alp of course.

>> No.39838497

39838483
prove it

>> No.39838505

>>39838391
NTR is not approved. It's a harem, you fucking idiot.

>> No.39838506 [DELETED] 

>>39838455
On one hand mods do nothing most of the time, but on the other hand last time I made that point and posted a porn pic they noticed the shitposting at the time, so there's that.

>> No.39838511

>>39838497
He won't because he's talking out of his ass. The most KC said about futa was "if you want you can have it in your own interpretation but I'm not putting it in officially"

>> No.39838513 [DELETED] 

>>39838483
>>39838490
Euthanize yourself subhuman parasite

>> No.39838521

>>39838397
The bans wore off. I'm working on it now

>> No.39838534

>>39838490
Pros of cat wife
>Cute paws
>Cute face
>Ruler
>Smart and good at magic
>Super arrogant and smug
>You can rub her all over and she's extra good for cuddling
Downsides?

>> No.39838545

>>39838474
Missed last week, been busy. Both of you need to stfu about the cosmic martiality autism. Anon's right, there really is an anon who reees on that shit.

>>39838480
Seriously what are these /tg/isms you are seeing? Give us an example, or the conclusion is that the only 'ism is yours.

Why are fuckers bringing futa up out of nowhere?

>> No.39838549

>>39838471
When the portals open I'm going to draw a cutesy-mark on my Centaur-waifu's ass just so I can work out which one of the Alps suddenly reee-ing is that ree-tard
>then I'm just going to kick her right in the cunt

>> No.39838552
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39838552

the state of this thread is Shocking.

>> No.39838554

>>39838490
He'll hang himself 3 seconds before the portals open

>> No.39838560

>>39838552
what does zap weasel milk taste like?

>> No.39838562

>>39838545
>Seriously what are these /tg/isms you are seeing?
See >>39838108 as one example, although since you're intentionally acting obtuse this will be your last reply.

>> No.39838564

>>39838545
He's equating /m/ and lore discussion with the HFY Order bullshit any non-newfag calls /tg/.

>> No.39838573

>>39838560
Electrifying.
It actually tastes like blueberry milkshake. It's lovely, you should try it at your earliest opertunity.

>> No.39838578

>>39838549
Fucking based. I remember when we used to have better quality Alps. They didn't even reeee. Seriously think this is some new troll, that anon's a straight up hash.

>> No.39838579

>>39838560
Like licking a 9volt battery terminals, only creamier

>> No.39838596

>>39838476
I get the feeling baking everyone's favorite (penis shaped bread) every day would get old fast

>> No.39838604

I was reading the profiles and I really liked the Hellhound, but I also would want a waifu that is affectionate and not just pure femdom and brutal rape. Are there any monster races that are as wild and overprotective as the Hellhound but affectionate?

>> No.39838608

>>39838604
Retard, Hellhounds are exactly that.

>> No.39838610

>>39838562
I made references to:
>Gundam
>Scarface
How is this /tg/? Are you a fucking summerchild?
P.S: You really are a summerfag. Murk lore, newfag.
>>39838564
>/m/ is /tg/
Ffs. I was hoping that anon was merely. But he really is an exceptional, nigga. Should I feel bad about this?

>> No.39838612

>>39838534
Get a Nekomata or a Chesh, not a Sith myFren - Anons don't let other Anons become Furries.

>> No.39838617
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>>39838604
Hellhound is brutally affectionate when she senses your mental health is degrading the quality of the rape.

>> No.39838618

>>39838579
what if i get some on my penis?

>> No.39838625

>>39838610
>Should I feel bad about this?
No. Just ignore and report.

>> No.39838627

>>39838612
I was born this way and a furry before I realized I was a furry. I realized it when people on social media sites said their first crush was misty or angewomon

>> No.39838629

>>39838604
What >>39838608 said, Hellhounds will usually be dominant by default, but you can turn the tables on them and they will readily accept you (and give it back to you tenfold later). They are just extremely strong and enthusiastic about (you)

>> No.39838635

>>39838618
Hope ya like electrostimulation, bitchboy.

>> No.39838642

>>39838610
>off-topic garbage barely related to monster girls
>>39837588 using language straight from old /tg/ monster worldbuilding threads
>even the same reeee shit you use
Oh, I see. You're covering your own ass now. Makes sense why you're being intentionally retarded about this but that's my fault for engaging with you.

>> No.39838644

>>39838635
imma just stick to drinking holy wurm milk instead

>> No.39838650

>>39838625
Never had the heart to report the little retards, personally. But everyone has a differing tolerance. Guess we better load up for all kinds of tyro questions out of fucking nowhere. Strap in, y'all. Bumpy ride, I'd expect.

>> No.39838651

>>39838617
protective monster girls are best monster girls
and thats all monster girls

>> No.39838656
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39838656

Why are /tg/ raiders acting like they can report everyone who calls them retarded? Do they think if they spam enough reports they can get everyone banned so they can post 40K autism as much as they want?

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>>39838635
Raiju and Thunderbird are explicitly made for that. Saida is a location made entirely for that.

>> No.39838661

>>39838610
No, he seems to be some sad longterm fagg who thinks he owns /jp/ just because he's the only cunt who remembers some random troll from 10 years ago and still has a bug up his ass about it.
>ttp is he'll now lurk and sulk for about 2 hours then somebody will inadvertantly post something off-topic and he'll fire off again
Were probably stuck with him until he goes full Chris-chan and fucks his mom.
>anyways, back to monstergirls

>> No.39838665
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>>39838650
No cap frfr

>> No.39838671
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39838671

Shut up and post foxes.

>> No.39838676

>>39838657
how have i not heard of Saida?? I made a whole ass raiju story, why didn't I set it there? I'm a fool. inb4 you're fucking with me

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>>39838671
You got it, Boss.

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>>39838661
Maybe you should try somewhere your retardation belongs, like Spacebattles since you brought it up.

>> No.39838686

>>39838651
Man up and get a human girl you have to protect who will give you nothing in return and abandon you the moment you lose a fight or show weakness

>> No.39838688
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39838688

nah im just gonna post this troll and ask others as well

>> No.39838692

>>39838686
you doing ok? need to talk about it? im here.

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>>39838671
>chinkshit gacha
>barely even a fox
how about you start

>> No.39838697

>>39838688
How fast will she go? What crimes will she commit?

>> No.39838700

>>39838651
One of the reasons I love the Night Gaunt so much is they are a reverse protection-fag breed that needs you to take care of them for them to be happy.

>> No.39838705

>>39838700
Same they have the whole monsterboy stuff attached to them.

>> No.39838706

>>39838697
as fast as they need to steal your heart as well as you standing there like a dummy

>> No.39838710

>>39838692
I'm over it I just fap to idealised monster wife now. She's very domineering and in control.

>> No.39838722

>>39838642
I will now poke you for my amusement. Brace your newhole:
You claim that I'm
a) using /tg/ terms
Here on this format of data-encoded posts you decide to pick
b) Gundam memes
c) Scarface memes
as proof. You can't bluff away your retardation here. Have you tried not, Bobby?
Do you even know what a Scarface is, Jimjam? *Tell me why you think Tony sold his pharmaceutical business before the shoot-out.* Being new sucks, sorry. Murk lore.

>> No.39838723

>>39838474
are you really still seething about elves?

>> No.39838725

>>39838723
Warhammer stays on it's containment board.

>> No.39838731

>>39838710
King!

>> No.39838739

>>39838676
>The Fourth Song
>Island of Courage Saida
>The thunderous roaring voices shout, a sleepless city illuminated by neon
>Diva: Levin Dil (Thunderbird) Inherited >Song: Courage
>Main Residents: Thunderbird, Harpy, Black Harpy, Gremlin, Automaton

>An island of soul shaking thunder and music! Set apart from other song islands, this one brings intensely stimulating music to you! The fourth song island “Saida” is an island of eternal night, its characteristic neon lights dazingly illuminate the whole city, and the song maidens with stimulating singing voices and good looks won’t let you sleep!

Thunder Fish Street in particular is an electrified canal. Monsters swimming inside are tingling with pleasure from the current, and can't resist jumping at men and dragging them under.

>> No.39838741
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You know, Hellhound cops seem like a scary idea but I bet they'd be real nice and help you get into a stable support program to get your life back on track.
After the whole rape part

>> No.39838742

>>39838476
my dark mage wife and I can do some VERY aggressive advertising for you.

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You know what, fuck this, I can take the bullet again. Either mods ignore the shitshow above or do something about it only after this post, either way my point is made.
PS. For all the bitching about Hololive staying on /jp/, the most tangible damage about it is janitors neglecting rest of the board because babysitting HL threads takes all their attention.

>> No.39838749

>>39838741
Ah, to ask a hellhound cop for directions all shy-like.

>> No.39838752

>>39838741
Nothing more stable than a new wife

>> No.39838755

>>39838723
"He is Angry, angry about..."
>literally a meme of a mindless NPC
>kek the irony
(Wont paste the off-topic but applicable image as it'll set him going again)

>> No.39838756 [DELETED] 

>>39838748
absolute fucking god

>> No.39838763

>>39838752
and the heavy investment into social services in MGC. miss unicorn is a great mayor.

>> No.39838767

>>39838725
You do realize that seething about it a week later is just going to make it happen again since getting a reaction like this over something so mild is an extremely tempting thing to induce

>> No.39838770

>>39838763
(the social services often include being given a wife/husband)

>> No.39838777

>>39838665
Ironing from the inscrutable Cheshire.
>>39838661
Eh. You could be right. About a lot of that, who knows? I thought it was exceedingly new to attribute that stuff to /tg/. How the fuck is Scarface? OTOH, your opinion that extreme autism would look exactly the same...yeah this is 4chan. Eros grant that this isn't galactic contest autism, again. Back to monstergirls and hookah, as it should be.

>> No.39838779
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>>39838749
Anon you have nothing to worry about. Hellhounds aren't some wild beast that will snatch you up just cause they think you look cute or smell nice.
At least, most of the time

>> No.39838783 [DELETED] 

>>39838756
I only wish ghostposting wasn't disabled on warosu. I thought they would never get around to it with how long they were dealing with those spambots.

>> No.39838784 [DELETED] 

>>39838748
>taking the /dbs/ approach
pretty based but if you go down that path the rest of the board will hate this thread

>> No.39838791

>>39838741
Kinda like those Cops Boxing gym programs for young guys (but nohomo this time).
>go to MGCPD Community Gym
>a big change-room
>a nice big sauna
>with really small towels
>Hey, there's only wrestling mats not boxing-rings, what do we do now, Officer Heckhund?

>> No.39838794

>>39838741
It's a well known fact that most crimes are caused by a lack of sexual release. What you incorrectly call "rape" is in fact, Proactive Policing

>> No.39838795

>>39838777
>ignoring the entire obnoxious off-topic shit
/tg/niggers did this for years, they would post barely related shit, rarely slap some semblance of a monster girl onto their post at best once and spam the thread with garbage.

Intentionally ignoring shit to justify spamming is pretty cringe, anon.

>> No.39838801 [DELETED] 

>>39838748
POLICE, SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE!

>> No.39838805

>>39838779
I spy 6 or 7 tails there. That's an old lady.

>> No.39838812 [DELETED] 

>>39838748
Anon please, the advertisers are watching!

>> No.39838813
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Those worms better stop eyeing up my wife. If I so much as find nub-prints near her, I'm spraying the vegetable garden in pesticide.

>> No.39838815

>>39838794
considering what we know of terrorism you are probably onto something

>> No.39838816

So whats the best MG for being a cop? Is it hellhounds? Asking for a story.

>> No.39838820 [DELETED] 

>>39838748
I noticed this too late, because beer and weed. Good luck, you hero among men. You took a bullet for nothing, when we could've all just ragged on the autist. You kept it too real, nigga. I salute you.

>> No.39838822
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39838822

How excited is too excited?

>> No.39838823 [DELETED] 

>>39838812
I don't feel like looking for it, but imagine I posted that picture of a Hellhound fucking a guy in an alley and they're both annoyed that some other guy is looking at them.

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>>39838805
Or a very powerful one.

>>39838816
Hellhounds, Minotaurs, Mantis would probably make a good cop, Salamanders and Lizardmen, Hinezumi, vanilla Succubi would be good since they're expert fighers iirc. Kamaitachi I think would be decent cops.

>> No.39838835
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39838835

>>39826474

>> No.39838837

>>39838816
Hellhound is the classic, but you can also go with Succubus knights, Dullahan, Lizardman, Lawful-aligned Black Harpies, etc.

Pic a girl and just imagine what she'd be like as a police officer.

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39838842

I kind of wish bunny girls had fluff on their forearms too. Maybe not full paws like a cheshire, but just fluff. Good for holding.

>> No.39838852

>>39838816
honesty, I could say the clown bogie, hellhounds, jinkos

>> No.39838856

>>39838842
Fluffy thighs are good for holding. Lithe fingers are good for teasing. Rata follows a similar template

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>>39838795
Look, we've got a veritable zoo of spammers and shitposters. I'm sure you have an exceptional grasp of the subject.Thank you for speaking. rainbow_puzzle_piece.png
Have a Cupid, and chill out.

>> No.39838864

>>39838852
Bogie is more like The Batman. A scary, indestructible fiend that goes after evildoers.

>> No.39838875

>>39838856
While true, my hands are cold and I'd like someone to warm them up.

>> No.39838876

>>39838864
and thats why shes perfect as a cop, any criminal will really think very hard before they commit a crime and She doesn't play by the rules and is a regenade

>> No.39838880
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>>39838864
Batman is a piece of shit though. Monsters that like Peter Parker would be far more trustworthy.

>> No.39838910
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39838910

>>39838837
Ex- Military types and sword-wavers also become cops - Trumparts, palace-guards, warrior Centaurs, etc.
Threadcanon seems to be TismWans as the minute-details-clues trope of detectives

>> No.39838920

>>39838741
Fuck the police

>> No.39838928

>>39838910
>Trumparts
How the fuck did I forget the designated police mamono. Their entire deal is stop-and-frisk, apprehending suspects, interrogation, etc

>> No.39838930
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>>39838920
Okay. What now?

>> No.39838935

>>39838920
Tfw MGCPD literally has that as the slogan on their squad cars instead of that "serve and protect" bullshit

>> No.39838939

>>39838928
because Trumparts fucking suck.

>> No.39838941

>>39838920
nah, steal their donuts or tell the local Beelzebub where they stash said donuts

>> No.39838953

>>39838935
Then lonely Dragons read it on the cars and take it really literally.
>motor pool Gremlins really hate that and want it changed but the Commissioner wont listen

>> No.39838958

>>39838939
>pocket dimensions
>cool hats
What the fuck are you talking about??

>> No.39838963

>>39838958
The beastiality and other awful nonsense.

>> No.39838975
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>>39826474

>> No.39838994

>>39838930
Anon no! I didn't mean literally get out of there!

>> No.39839007

>>39838920
im taking ms p'orc, really puts the pig in pigs

>> No.39839009

>>39838994
Too late, anon. I am now married to Officer Hellwan.

>> No.39839017
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>>39838864
>>39838880
Fuck it. I'll note that MGE is the only universe where Green Arrow doesn't fucking suck. The reason is self explanatory. Picrel.
>>39838939
Diff. Stop being a faget, we're already full up. Potion/magic shit exists under a wide interpretation.

Do we have this pic and my next in the mega?

>> No.39839033

>>39839017
>Potion/magic shit exists under a wide interpretation.
Yeah and it fucking sucks too, what's your point you dumb shit?

>> No.39839040

>>39839017
I like pic but stop namefagging

>> No.39839059

>>39839040
>>39839033
Ignore him, he's probably one of the shitposters we've had for a while now that won't take the hint and shut the fuck up. If he keeps going just do your duty and hope mods sort him out.

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>>39839033
>fuck based teleportation is based
>magic potions suck
It's retarded and arbitrary. MGE is swollen with magic, magic that wants your dick. You throw out too wide a net of criticism, honestly.
>>39839040
I'm doing a fucking bit.

>> No.39839094
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When I joined the temple of Hathor they told me they'd teach me the secrets of magic, and all I do is cook, clean, serve as a pillow at night and milk girls. This is bullshit.

>> No.39839096

>>39839017
>>39839084
Some people just want to fap to elves (humans but NOT)
They are too boring and stupid for MGE.

>> No.39839101

>>39839084
>It's retarded and arbitrary.
You'd know exactly what I'm talking about if you bothered following the replies you idiot. For fuck's sake I outline the exact thing I don't like about Trumparts.

>> No.39839104

I wanna taste p'orc milk with this pizza
>>39839094
Go to the church of our milky lady, its more fun messing with the nuns there

>> No.39839110

>>39839040
Never mind, flubbed the bit. The pics are new to me at least. Enjoy 'em. I'm gonna get more drunk.

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>>39838920

>> No.39839130

>>39839117
office chesh has no chest~~~ lalalal she a flatty lalala~

>> No.39839147

>>39839130
Talk like that is going to make you her favorite prisoner.

>> No.39839152

My main problem with mge is the lack of monster girl on monster girl violence

>> No.39839160

>>39839117
I think i'll use two police officers in my story specfiically because of this pic. A cheshire and... something else. Still unsure. Thanks anon!

>> No.39839162

>>39839152
creamed corn wrestling

>> No.39839165

>>39839147
I only tell the truth, and she cant arrest me for that, but if her bigger and bustier partner instead.....

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Your odds of being serenaded by a bird are low but never zero

>> No.39839197

Should I just start posting World Guide Side 3 translations pulled from MGR?

Nobody reads the wiki, so I can guarantee FUCKING NOBODY reads the stuff that isn't on the wiki.

>> No.39839198

>>39839147
Fuck, forgot i was in wonderland where hurt fee fees is how you get arrested

>> No.39839207

>>39839197
I wish I could buy the sabbath book...
all of them, really.

>> No.39839215

>>39838928
>Anon just strolling along minding his own business
>giant card pops out of nowhere
>"Sir, by order of the Queen of Hearts I'm to conduct search suspicious individuals"
>"Please follow me"
>Anon is annoyed but complies
>they both walk into the card
>15 minutes later
>"Okay sir first we check the pockets"
>"nothing strapped to the thighs?"
>"chest and stomach seems clear too"
>"butt seems a bit thick though... ah no it's just fine~"
>"Ma'am, aren't you supposed to be the one searching me?"
>"Resisting arrest!? That's it, we've got to do a cavity search ."

>> No.39839217

>>39839165
Enjoy a month of being trapped in cringe cat clothes.

>> No.39839223

>>39839160
I'm honored to help inspire you. Maybe a Bogey as the quiet muscle? What's the story aboot?

>> No.39839224

>>39839207
Sabbath Book is never getting localized, but I'd love for Side 3 to get localized.

>> No.39839226

>>39839197
I like reading the Succubus notebook....

>> No.39839238

>>39839217
>and she becomes a venus old cat cop
>with my smug smile becoming even larger with each passing day

>> No.39839253

>>39839226
You're a much better MG lover for it. The Notebook is probably my go-to for relearning how to feel anything besides dread after some Shiki-tier stuff fucks with my head.

>> No.39839267

>>39839223
Anon is trapped in a strange, surreal office complex that is seemingly abandoned (but also filled with various spooky monster girls) and police officers are trying to help him get out.

>> No.39839268

>>39839215
>"Ma'am, aren't you supposed to be the one searching me?"
BOOOOOOOOOO!!!
IT WAS BETTER BEFORE!!!

>> No.39839277

>>39839253
'Shiki-tier' lmao

>> No.39839307

What do I do when i wake up covered in ectoplasm? I just got this massive house from an Uncle I never knew I had passed away

>> No.39839317

>>39839277
When the portals open, and your waifu steps out and asks
>"What's a Shiki?"
How will you reply?

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>>39839160
Floating pizza box is her mysterious partner. She exists in a mixed quantum state that baffles everyone. She can exist as any superposition between two poles: Mimic and Cheshire's Ass. What happens to Mimic when depolarized? She IS Cheshire's Ass. The motherfucking buddy cop concept that MGE does perfectly.

What's the best monster to drink alcohol off of, and what is the best body part for her to use for administration?

Ghosts are made for exploitation. The reccuring imagery of bubbles is (partially) responsible. Picrel's artist is cool for that.

>> No.39839323

>>39839317
>A shit artist that drew snuff porn
Easy.

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>>39839320 (Me)
>>39839323
Diff. Obligatory reminder that ghosts and zombies are not for snuff. They've already been through enough.

>> No.39839355

>>39839344
i could never think of doing such a horrible thing with a cute zombie

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>What have a I told you about doing things that are bad for your health?
>Your mental and physical well-being is very important to me.
Gazer-chan is looking out for me

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>>39839344(Me)
Obligatory reminder that ghosts are fertile. I like the progression.
>>39839355
Based dubs, man you're correct.

>> No.39839380

>As for the succubus'[3][4] fighting style, it's based on the moral principle that opponents are to be pleasured rather than harmed, but from an observer's point of view, unfortunately it may even look like they're fighting in a way that mocks their opponent.
Why are Succubi so rude?

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>>39839376
love me fancy ghosts but I like meaty ones better

>> No.39839421

>>39839380
Idle thoughts
Plenty of MGE Succubi probably don't like to fight because it makes humans feel bad.
>Lashing out in anger might drive them off if you are being too unreasonable
>Or they might just trip you up and begin the sex
>If you start crying, you might be able to drive a succubus off if she isn't the type to coddle you
>Of course, crying will attract that type

That said, if you are a skilled warrior, or just really want to fight, a suitable succubus may arrive to show you a good time, Jack.

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>> No.39839474

>>39839421
>>Lashing out in anger might drive them off if you are being too unreasonable
>Anon with a bullied past decides to take a swing at some smug Succubus thinking she's making fun of him too
>Effortlessly catches his fist and starts rubbing his hand against her chest

>> No.39839489
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What’s a good deck to use against the pharaoh? She always seems to draw what she needs to counter my cards

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>>39839421
I am watching you, insect.
>>39839472
You posted this shit last thread, iCuck.

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>>39839392
I have concluded that fleshy ghosts are relatively rare, but often very lewd and worthwhile when found. How do you feel about fancy zombies?

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>>39839489
Threaten to jump off a building.

>> No.39839505

>>39839489
Make her play without her jewelry. She's getting advice from a ghost of a previous pharaoh

>> No.39839512

>>39839317
i would simply explain to her the concept of 'soft-energy drain'
A cheshire smuggly energy draining me while laughing but also continuously making sure im ok and shes not gone too far would be cute

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>> No.39839527

>>39839505
>”You know he’s kinda cute. After you beat him you should make him as your consort, you two would make such a nice couple”
>”Shut up grandma!”

>> No.39839532

>>39839474
>tfw no loli baphomet to grab my hand and shove it between her legs

>> No.39839534

>>39839512
There is nothing "soft" about the energy drain from Shiki girls. I count them amongst the reasons I'm still uneasy around Succubi and Lilim.

>> No.39839540

>>39839534
there is if you don't got far beyond the first image. im cool with it as long as the guy only goes grey, but if he goes full dryfish its a no. also, i know, i just mean id show her a picture and say 'this but without the death and a little bit more cuddly please :)'

>> No.39839541
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>>39839489
Demand to go out with dignity. Pharaohs are suckers for that. No Pharoah has ever refused a dance off. It's why Legless Purple Snek always has to skulk her way to victories. The Pharaoh's moves are too sick for reptilian metabolisms. You must use your heroic warm blood to make sure that the Pharaoh gets served! Use your Tetris pop n lock to be a hero and win the Pharaoh/Apophis heart(s)! Fund my bullshit video game idea, faggots.

>> No.39839543

Heroine or Heretic?

>> No.39839544

>>39839543
Wilmarina is both

>> No.39839551

>>39839516
I am going to stare at her aggressively!

>> No.39839554

>>39839541
i'll just go up to her and calmy take her into my arms and start to walk out until the anubis guards come after me and still briskly walk out with the pharoh in my hands

>> No.39839567

>>39839268
Fine have it your way
>Anon just strolling along minding his own business
>giant card pops out of nowhere
>"Sir, by order of the Queen of Hearts I'm to conduct search suspicious individuals"
>"Please follow me"
>Anon is annoyed but complies
>they both walk into the card
>15 minutes later
>"Okay sir first we check the pockets"
>"nothing strapped to the thighs?"
>"chest and stomach seems clear too"
>"butt seems a bit thick though... ah no it's just fine~"
>she reaches for his crotch, her hand lightly gripping Anon's balls then sliding up his shaft
>"And whats this? A weapon!"
>the trumpart quickly tugs his pants down
>Anon moves to pull them back up only for her to grab his wrists and slam them to the wall
>"Hands, where I can see them don't move~"
>"Now, back to the search"
>she slowly strokes his cock, and it begins to rise
>"Possession of a weapon? What else do you have?"
>She milks his dick with one hand while using the other to cup his balls
>It takes all Anon has to keep his position.
>He knows moving his hands from the wall or trying to close his legs would just lead to a worse situation
>her pumping gets faster, her grip tighter
>Anon is about to burst
>The trumpart moves her hand that was massaging his balls to the tip of his penis and rubs his glans
>Anon spasms, and the trumpart gasps
>she brings her gooey hand in front of his face, showing him his shame
> then she turns his head slightly so he can see her face
>she brings her hand to her mouth qnd licks slowly
>he watches in horror as she gulps down every drop, eyes never leaving his
>"Oh, you naughty boy... Contraband!"
>she roughly grabs his arms and shoves them behind his back
>a pair of fuzzy cuffs wraps around his wrists
>"You're under arrest. We're going to go down to the station to milk you for all you got, and then you'll be going away for a long time"
>Anon is marched pantsless through the streets all the way to the trumpart's gaurd house
>his trial lead to a quick sentencing of life in marriage
>videos of the hero cop who bust the cum smuggler circulate everywhere throughout the internet
>Anon eventually was able to bargain being able to go outside
>His wife acts as a parol officer and they do community service
>she uses him as an example for interrogation techniques training new trumparts.

>> No.39839575
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>>39839516
*appears*

>> No.39839579

>>39839373
I hope she doesn't take it too far.
You wouldn't want to remodel your computer station because you're "too close to the screen" and "eyesight should be protected and cherished"

>> No.39839582

>>39839527
Grandma just wants more heirs to tease

>> No.39839584

>>39839575
but y?

>> No.39839588

>>39839579
My posture is fucking horrendous and my eyesight is already shot. It would be a welcome change.

>> No.39839678
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>>39839534
Fortunately for me, I'm able to separate art from artist.
I pity those who cannot.

>> No.39839693

>>39839678
brown cat

>> No.39839710

>>39839692
ran is the perfect fox imo

>> No.39839722
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>>39839554
>didn't even dance off
>Pharaoh got served by default
>"T-take responsibility, slave."
>"You I will take, but I will have my own kingdom."

And so he took the Pharaoh, but not her crown. And later he did gain his own kingdom, by the sweat of his own brow. He wore his crown with a heavy sac, and trampled the Wormbeast beneath him to satisfaction. But that is a tale for another day.

>> No.39839724

>>39839678
How deep into the pyramid does one have to wander before he meets such a beauty?

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>>39839575

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>>39839692
>>39839710

>> No.39839753
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>>39839710
>>39839744
Comes with a free* cat
*not optional

>> No.39839756

>>39839722
Not monster girls.

>> No.39839782
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>>39839744
>that eye opening
serious fearboner I love it
>>39839753
im okay with that and you cant forget about old gappy as well

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>>39839753
>free cat
think something is wrong with the free cat

>> No.39839805

>>39839744
>>39839782
It is a bad omen when a fox opens her eyes.

>> No.39839818
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>>39839801
she grew older thats all
>>39839805
it just be spoopy

>> No.39839857

Other than the obvious (Demon, succubus, lilim), whos the best energy drain monster girl? non lethal, consensual, of course. or non con but still loving if you want

>> No.39839869
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>>39839756
>your ability to imagine her supernaturally intoxicating voice is wrong
>Egyptian royal jewelry isn't enough to be a monster
>reeee
Not how it works, dozo. I found the most triggering version of a genie possible, solely to make you seethe. Please understand. Picrel.

>> No.39839871

>>39839857
fox, dark mage, troll who is secretly quite a schemer

>> No.39839872

>>39839857
it might sound weird but jinko. them still being ultraprotective would be cute.

>> No.39839883
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>>39839857
Dark mage. Imagine her toying with you as she drains what she needs for more spells and potions.

>> No.39839885
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>>39839869
IS THAT A FUCKING HUMAN??

>> No.39839902

>>39839869
Continuing to post off-topic stuff doesn't really do much aside from make you look autistic.

>> No.39839909

>>39839885
>>39839902
What are you blind? She is a genie. Look at her lamp. It's floating. You can't prove that she isn't a genie. Stop being fagets and use your imagination.

>> No.39839911

>>39839883
This dark mage is in her magical girl phase I bet she’s in her 250’s

>> No.39839917

>>39839909
Anon that's fucking Jasmine from Aladdin. Unless you're some third world child you're going to know that's just a human.

>> No.39839920

>>39839857
i'll guess wight counts as obvious so dark slime

>> No.39839928

>>39839917
Your mom's just a human.

>> No.39839929

Post your best Cheshire pics please!

>> No.39839942
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>>39838739
the part full of haywire lightning struck automata sounds super interesting

>> No.39839951 [SPOILER] 
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>>39839929
Why would you summon her like that?!?

>> No.39839970
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>>39839929
Just remember to keep her in line

>> No.39839973

>>39839951
Because I love me a good jokester cat

>> No.39840020

Which one is a better bodyguard waifu, Minotaur or Hellhound?

>> No.39840023

>>39840020
Why not both?

>> No.39840025

>>39840020
Wurm

>> No.39840027

>>39839567
Thanks.

>> No.39840051

>>39839753
A cat is fine too.

>> No.39840065 [SPOILER] 
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>>39839929
ok

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>>39839929
seeing one of my favourites bullying another favourite is sad but its a good image

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>>39839942
maybe they'll come out looking extra toasty

>> No.39840120
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>>39840095

>> No.39840124

>>39840100
my head goes extra unga for some dark choco

>> No.39840129

>>39839951
>Have not seen this pic before
For the sake of consistency, does anyone know the original filename of this picture? Or what LN said when he tweeted it out?

>> No.39840130
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>>39840095
>>39840065
>>39839970
i posted the bottom shog one but it still makes me sad to see how often cheshire gets bullied

>> No.39840142

>>39840130
its bulli or be bulli when you deal with a chesh

>> No.39840147

>>39840095
How does shog bite hurt? She's just slime.

>> No.39840154

>>39840147
she can turn soild

>> No.39840156

>>39840142
Cheshire will bully you with her ___________.

>> No.39840159
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>>39839929

>> No.39840164

>>39840147
dentures

>> No.39840171

>>39840095
>shoggy protecting mastah from cringe
thanks shoggy, you truly are best maid

>> No.39840172

>>39840154
Nah, I think Cheshire is overreacting

>> No.39840174

>>39840156
chocolate starfish
>>39840164
shoggy is old

>> No.39840176

>>39840142
I'd much rather get bullied, id feel horrible if i bullied her

>> No.39840179

>>39840147
>implying that is a yell of pain
He doesn't know.

>> No.39840191

>>39840179
i think it is, her eyes are scrunched up

>> No.39840212

>>39840156
superior wrestling ability

>> No.39840220

>>39840130
Soft and squishy

>> No.39840226

>>39840212
oh no, not the cobra twist

>> No.39840245

>>39840156
milk

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>> No.39840291

>>39840278
my god what have you done

>> No.39840305

>>39840291
i made an amazing monster, wouldn't you say?

>> No.39840308

https://youtu.be/fFfeKnPCgDE

>> No.39840312
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>>39840156
cute feet.

>> No.39840318

>>39840312
weeb chesh

>> No.39840320

>>39840312
Foot fags get the rope

>> No.39840327

>>39840312
not paws, don't care

>> No.39840330

>>39840312
feet smell like cheese

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>>39839929

>> No.39840333
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>>39840278
sex. sex. sex. sex. sex. sex. sex. sex. sex. sex. sex. sex. sex. sex. sex. sex. sex. sex. sex. sex. sex. sex. sex. sex. sex. sex. breed. breed breed breed!!!!!!!! SEX SEX BREED MILK SEEEX SEX SEX SEX SEX

>> No.39840347

>>39840333
>least horny kitsune

>> No.39840366

>>39840312
>no paws
one job

>> No.39840376

>>39840366
look like paws to me. could be bigger

>> No.39840380

>>39840376
i think he means no paw feet

>> No.39840394

>>39840347
what is max horny kitsune like?

>> No.39840403
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>>39840394
i think that's all of them

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>>39840394
senko

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>>39840380
does she have paw feet?

>> No.39840431

>>39840426
in offical stuff she does

>> No.39840436

>>39840406
Beware girls that will pamper you. Once you're in the bedroom you'll be out of commission for days.

>> No.39840440

>>39840431
based kc understands furry bits are the best

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>>39840312
>39840366
I need PAWS, pictures of Cheshire PAWS

>> No.39840448

>>39840394
Pretty much the same, but their libido has become so dense that it develops a gravitational pull on the male sex organ. If you're wandering around and you feel your dick pulling to the side, I suggest you start running because she felt it too and will be coming for you.

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>>39840443
NO
stole your last pic

>> No.39840457

>>39840450
fucking memecats

>> No.39840461

>>39840443
holy shit
irish chesh

>> No.39840487

>>39840461
>tfw she speaks english but you cant understand a word she says

>> No.39840501

>>39840487
I tell her I don't want to join the Monster Republican Army

>> No.39840512

>>39839472
Does anyone have the source?

>> No.39840527

>>39840443
i do like it more when the wonderlanders shoes don't make sense

>> No.39840530

>>39840191
>he doesn't know about scrunched eyegasms
Know you will, young padawan. Know you will. She's behind you.

>> No.39840536

>>39840530
sorry I only bogies stalk me and not cringekots

>> No.39840547

Image limit reached. Fuck. Shit.
Cheshire tiddies! Demon tiddies! Raiju tiddies! Wisp tiddies! Flayer tiddies! My favourites!

>> No.39840555

>>39840536
Begun this meme war has.

>> No.39840556

>>39840547
i think the purple titties are my favorite

>> No.39840562

>>39840547
need me some bogie titties as well as extremiest wurm titties

>> No.39840565

>>39840556
extra based

>> No.39840577

>>39840406
well, she WAS. before the floating-point-overflow incident.

>> No.39840589

A Cheshire comes across as a monster who would send you photocopied pictures of her vag.

>> No.39840593

>>39840589
and mail it to you

>> No.39840598

>>39840577
Pampering means sex anon. They sleep together.
You realized this right? No man could sleep next to her and not be hard all night. And in his tiny apartment?
There was only ever one option for sexual relief.

>> No.39840602

>>39840589
>Cheshire as a secretary
>Ask her to xerox some files
>2 hours later you begin looking them over, 100 exroxed copies of her anus and vag winking at you

>> No.39840604

>>39840547
Bogie titties, ren xiongmao titties, wight titties. I like pale skin. Also, do you think undead girls have ghost nipples?

>> No.39840609

I like to imagine BEEG girls would pull convoluted plans to make the entire city colder if needed so she’d open up her leotard and ask if you wanna be warmed between her tits

>> No.39840623

>>39840604
me too, and what ya mean by ghost nipples?

>> No.39840624

If cheshire cat is good, why don't i want to have sex with her?

>> No.39840626

>>39840624
maybe you like evil? it happens

>> No.39840632

>>39840602
Winking vaginas, another thing you don't see in reality. Especially in pictures sent to you.
Unless you like horses

>> No.39840635

>>39840632
Her vag is magic, it doesn't obey natural laws.

>> No.39840645

I want a Hellhound to peg me while calling me her good bitch.

>> No.39840649

>>39840609
They're going to shove you in there anyway.
Unless it's a Jinko. She asks nicely provided you didn't trigger her hunting instincts

>> No.39840657

>>39840623
Ghost nipples are when the nipple is a similar color to the skin, making it harder to see.

>> No.39840664

>>39840657
nah, they would be darker

>> No.39840665

>>39839307
Turn the ectoplasm into jelly and sell it in the neighborhood, in that way you'll force your night assailant to come feed you her plasm herself

>> No.39840699

>>39839543
both
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti3DLUNojjs

>> No.39840710

>>39840665
i live all alone in this big ass house thoe but its weirdly spotless and when I look away, there's a glass of warm milk

>> No.39840759

I'm going to set a sign that leads to the Tentacle Forest at the front entrance of the mental help center for man-monster couples.

>> No.39840783

>>39840759
those tentacle plants would give great massages provided you stick to the outskirts and have a tentacle brain trip sitter.
things don't start wildin' out until you get deep in there

>> No.39840803

>>39840333
>SEEEX SEX SEX
Her teacher taught her well:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViXSzU8UjbI

>> No.39840809

>>39840803
I know like 2 japanese words and I still understood everything he said

>> No.39840816

>almost 1.1k posts
>image cap hit
>page 9
jesus fuck
>>39840577
oh you foolish anon, the hornier a kitsune the more they want to pamper someone than be pampered. its because the horniness makes them realize its MUCH easier to get a man in the mood if he himself is happy.

>> No.39840821

>>39840783
As long as they don't "massage" the inside of me or my wife, we're good

>> No.39840824

>>39840593
When she takes the "theres a pussy in your mailbox" literally

>> No.39840825

>>39840436
its a pre-apology for what shes planning

>> No.39840838

How does the Order get btfo during large engagements? I know in 1 v 1 the monster creams his corn, or charms him after losing. Cool, cool. I know about the pee-sy-kick force field, that gives privacy during rape. But what about before all of the soldiers split up into duels? Wouldn't it make more sense if there was no psychic barrier that kept everyone from seeing the rape? Shouldn't monsters be fine with quintuple X rated battle orgy absolutely uncensored to all of the troops on the battlefield. I image that one part of the battlefield will just be fuck beds. All the captured men get dragged there and moan raucously over a magic PA system.

>> No.39840842

Which monster do you find scariest? Not like fearboner scary, I more mean actually scary.

>> No.39840846

>>39840842
alice

>> No.39840852

>>39840783
>>39840821
Tentacles are sweet and use their consentacles properly.

>> No.39840855

>>39840838
Shut up.

>> No.39840872

>>39840842
Dark mage. The things she taught the villagers to do...they make my wake at night screaming. They enjoy it, they claim. Fear the pointy hat. Is the human form is the most vicious of predators possible? No because bears and bees.

>> No.39840880

>>39840852
They're all about careful and methodical prodding and experimentation. Exploring your preferences and limits, one by one.
They are inquisitive, but respectfully so, and value your input positive or negative.

At least, that's the ones my wife grows

>> No.39840884

>>39840842
Alice, for being the closest to bringing out a side in me I never wanted to exist.

Ushi-oni for the legit feeling of being killed by her one way or another.

>> No.39840887

>>39840842
They don't scare me and I'd like to see one try

>> No.39840890

>>39840842
The atlach-nacha, she turns you into a fucking necromorph (with the transformation included) for a pleasure seat/exoskeleton

>> No.39840911

>>39840842
any kind of elemental.
they are condensed elemental mana in a emotional package.
all it takes is a unfortunate combination of conditions and you have the magic equivalent of a nuclear bomb.

>> No.39840914

>>39840842
If we're being entirely honest, when MGs are full-on aroused they all scare me...

>> No.39840919

>>39840890
i'll just ask her not to and then have her take some anger management/verbal abuses courses

>> No.39840933

>>39840710
anon if you don't wish to be a exotic sweet sommelier,
run, now

>> No.39840948

>>39840890
>she turns you into a fucking necromorph
Sounds sick (in the cool way)

>> No.39840952

>>39840842
I don’t really find any monsters scary but I do fear the man that WANTS a mge dark elf wife.

>> No.39840956

>>39840649
>trigger her hunting instincts
Is there anything a human can do that doesn't?

>> No.39840962

>>39840956
not showing your back

>> No.39840981

>>39840956
i think slow blinks and yawns are good

>> No.39841033

>>39840884
>a side in me i never wanted to exist
what, dimensia?

>> No.39841039

>>39840956
showing your face
you will just activate their kissing instincts instead

>> No.39841073

>>39841039
i do have a mild interest in a large cat grooming my hair with their tongue

>> No.39841114

>>39841073
that's what happens when you walk by a jinko with bed head
she will hold you tight while licking your hair right while chuffing

>> No.39841130

Am I weird for finding the idea of a jinko I don't know holding the door open for me really cute?

>> No.39841151

>>39841130
No, but I would want to out nice one and get into a debate over who should hold the door open for who

>> No.39841165

i wanna walk around with a fake steel pipe through the head with magic that makes fake blood during halloween in MGC to scare monsters

>> No.39841171

>>39841151
oh thats perfect
a polite, sweet anon and a chivilrous jinko having a 'No, I insist :)' over who gets to hold the door open for the other

>> No.39841175

>>39841165
they'll smell the mana, wont work, sorry

>> No.39841233

Keep forgetting the image limit. She demands that I post the jester image but I can't. It's there in spirit. She won't leave me alone. She won't let me leave her sight.

>> No.39841277

>>39840023
>>39840023

I dont like harems.

>> No.39841287

>>39841284

>> No.39841297

>>39841287
if it's all the same i'll wait here a while

>> No.39841321

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember ot read up on vampire clans so you can better know which girls are safe to accept dates from and which ones are taking you on that date no matter what your answer is.

>> No.39841331

>>39841321
i'll kick down the door and drag one of the bigger vamps out for a date and I dont care what clans shes from as long as shes real tall and is very meaty and curvy, I'll even drag out her coffin if I must

>> No.39841345

>>39840512
https://exhentai.org/g/1087100/7df0f57322/

>> No.39841359

>>39841331
>I'll even drag out her coffin if I must
>beeg vampire wakes up from her nap
>finds her coffin in a fancy restaurant with anon at the other side of the table
>she doesn't know whats worse:
>anon's awkward flirting, the fact she is in her bat pjs, or that glare she is getting from the waitress kiki for scuffing up her floor

>> No.39841375

>>39841359
>impling she would be in pjs when she can be nude inside the coffin with the lid closed

>> No.39841389

>>39841375
well sure, but even the most fancy or tough vampires still want to feel cute sometimes

>> No.39841408

>>39841389
>Its even worse
>She's in her Bat onesie
>Vampire takes a bit of time to fully wake up
>Anon sees her onesie
>Its rather cute on you, ya know?

>> No.39841416

>>39840803
MG for that feel?

>> No.39841421

39841416
jub

>> No.39841431

>>39841408
>vampire looks around
>she looks at anon
>she looks at what she is wearing
>she slowly closes her coffin and pretends it's all a dream

>> No.39841453

>>39841421
i'm not sure if they should operate heavy machinery

>> No.39841454

>>39841431
>Anon with a smile and closed eyes, grabs the lid
>He doesnt let her close it and even is trying to pull her out of it
>In the tussle, the lid went flying
>It buries itself in the ground to reveak the inside of the lid has.....
>its all lewd pics of Anon undressing, jerking off, sleeping naked, and things of a similar nature

>> No.39841504

>>39841454
>anon peeks inside the coffin
>finds a bunch of things he though were lost
>like his shirts, his underwear, his pillow
>vampire cant take it and grabs him into the coffin to drain of everything

>> No.39841530

>>39841345
Thanks bro

>> No.39841571

>Decide to be an evil aligned adventurer
>Such evil usually boils down to being rude, asking for a higher reward than usual, and not leaving tips
>This attracts all good monsters to try to teach me the error of my ways. Through sex
>Angels seek to punish me for wicked soul and purify me. Through sex
>Evil monsters see me as a potential threat than an ally since I’m not so gullible and would betray them
>Demons see my wicked soul and are enamored with me as evil humans are so rare
>And I get to some gear that others can’t
Can someone tell me the other advantages of being evil?

>> No.39841588

what do you guys do with shed harpy feathers?

>> No.39841596

>>39841588
Meiya personally sheds them all over me, i use them to make pillows for us.

>> No.39841599

>>39841588
Donate them to kots

>> No.39841601

>>39841588
pillows and stuffed dolls

>> No.39841672

>>39838864
Bogie is that very smart but weird detective that does things her own way which makes her anubis coworker mad, except Bogie is an actual clown and is pretty funny.
Damn it, I love bogies so much it's unreal.

>> No.39841706

>>39841588
My waifu does so much with them. Bedding, clothes, magic tools, magic catalysts, dolls, replicas.

>> No.39841867

The one true way to win a Cheshire cat's heart is if you dip your balls into a bucket filled with her hot pussy juice in front of all the other Wonderland girls at the mad hatter's tea party.

>> No.39841911

>>39839215
>>39839567
Very nice

>> No.39841933

>>39839582
Imagine having your wife's grandma's voice in your head telling you what spots are her most sensitive

>> No.39841937

>>39841867
No you just tell her you love her, you freak

>> No.39841970

>>39839756
Ishizu could be considered an honorary pharaoh.

>> No.39841998

>>39839911
Aged dark mages should be forced to wear their magical girl uniforms from their teenage years

>> No.39842034

>>39841588
A harpy wife would probably love having you wear accessories made of her feathers. Everyone who looks at him knows instantly that he's HER husband.

>> No.39842047

>>39840842
__________________________________________________________Man_____________________________________________________________

>> No.39842074

As the twice third removed cousin nephew of the current Demon Lord’s consort, how strong is my claim to the throne?

>> No.39842088

>>39841998
Old women trying to be young again by wearing cute clothes from when they were younger is an instant boner for me and they will be mating pressed on sight.

>> No.39842102

>>39842088
>Mating pressed
Careful anon she isn’t as spry as she used to be, she might pop her hip

>> No.39842154

>>39842074
I imagine the demon lord has to be a monster, and the throne is her husband's dick. I don't think your chances are that good. I guess you could marry a lillim and hope the demon lord just decides to retire one day, but even then you'd be the new throne rather than the one that sits on it.

>> No.39842190

>>39842154
>demon lord has to be a monster
This is discrimination

>> No.39842204

>>39841998
what happened to all the villains from her magical girl days?

>> No.39842209

>Just had a dram about a wonderland hellhound
I don't know how to feel about this.

>> No.39842218

>>39842204
probably retired doing retiree things like fishing and boat

>> No.39842223

>>39834267
Class change!

>> No.39842235

>>39842204
>Magical girl gets old and fat tits and ass
>The villains all got hitched and stopped the take over the world, put it into eternal darkness, rule the tri-state area , etc. to raise their kids
>Kids can’t be evil due to no tragic backstory and at best act chunni
>Meanwhile magical girl dark mage never could find a guy when she was younger
>Gets teased at every wedding that her villains finally beat her

>> No.39842236

>>39842204
Married other magical girls.

>> No.39842308

>>39835304
tfw no twin Anubis advisors, one bringing good news and optimism, the other bad news and pessimism.

>> No.39842330

>>39842308
You would think that would be nice, but they are always arguing in the bedroom over who gets to ride (you)r dick and who has to be the one on facesit duty

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