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>"Oh I'm sorry- I thought this was the MONSTERGIRL thread, but it looks like I've stumbled into the 'Stupid shithead drama and maybe we'll post a prissy elf once or twice' thread! My mistake!

I am not scared! I am gonna throw beans at the oni, that will drive her off!

>>43385692
Fucking onis, the one (two?) monster that would make me consider breaking my monogamyfag stance so I could get a red/blue sister pair

Have you thought about oni abs today?

>>41845484
Who would be top tier in an MGE fighting game?

>>40500968
nice

Red.

We onipostin right now?

Gentlemen,
>Abs
You can go on with your day now

Look at this oni

>>37125041
No. Sure they are going to appreciate your forwardness, but if you want romance, you gotta invite them out drinking first.

Black Sclera

Breed the oni
Red > Blue

>>35623496
Oni's all they ask for an honest job of bodyguarding is some sake and your cum to wash it down with

Oni guards are the best and you only have to pay them in sake and your dick

>>23577686
What is with these Monster Warriors blocking people's paths?

>>23244709
Bounty hunters from around the world, seeking Anon's massive 'bounty'?

>>23030703
>Jaded Oni ronin.

I'm going to turn that frown upside down!

Think of a Monster Girl, any Monster Girl, your favorite, your least favorite, whichever.

That Monster Girl is now a Superhero/Supervillain in a modern setting.

What is her Hero/Villain name? What is her outfit like? Is she more likely to be a Hero, Villain or maybe a bit of both?

When a man defeats a Monster in one-on-one combat, word travels swiftly and other Monster Girl warriors seek him out to challenge him!

>>17476686
It's okay, have a scary-looking Oni Swordswoman.

>>17147167
a thought occurs, with Oni, you probably dont get a say in things

>>16729713
Big red Oni a best

You're a run-of-the-mill adventurer travelling through a non-descript area, when a Monster Girl Warrior crosses your path, challenging you to a fight!

First, roll her species here: http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random/Category:Mamono and of course, if you get a book or some stupid shit that isn't a Monster Girl species, re-roll.

Second, roll a big ol' d20 here: http://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm This will decide the weapon she uses from the list below.

1: Unarmed
2: Dagger
3: Club
4. Rapier
5. Shortsword
6. Flail
7. Katana
8. Longsword
9. Broadsword
10. Mace
11. Axe
12. Spear
13. Scimitar
14. Halberd
15. Warhammer
16. Greatsword
17. Quarterstaff
18. Kanabo
19. Massive two-hand Maul the size of a car
20. A Wooden Sword

Lastly, roll a d6 from http://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm again, this determines their skill.

1: A Novice, shaking in her boots, if she's wearing any.
2: She's been in a few scrapes, but she's still got a lot to learn.
3: A seasoned warrior who's seen her fair share of fights and lived to tell the tale.
4: An expert in combat, knowledgeable in various techniques and moves.
5: A master, a legend in the making and a deadly opponent.
6: A god of war that walks among Men and Monster.

How do you fare?