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Bogie and Bogey cops
>"Some accident, huh. Sorry you had to get involved in this kid. Gonna have to ask you to come back to the station with us to take a statment. It's the law I'm afraid." Bogie shrugs and smiles down at you
>*Pomf*
>Bogey puts her paw on you from behind.
>*"You aren't in trouble. You haven't done anything wrong. It's just routine."*
>Her voice is incredibly quiet, but very reassuring
>"Alrighty. Let's get this show on the road."
>Bogie and bogey walk you towards their moped
>Notably not a cop car
>Notably it only has two seats
>"Shotgun or side car, kid?"
>Seeing how little room the driver seat has, you reply side car
>"Good choice." Bogie goes to sit in the driver's seat, but while saddling up she pulls out a 12 gauge. "This thing's got a real kick to it, would knock a small guy like you right off his feet!"
>Bogey follows into the sidecar, spreading her legs to create a small space between her legs for you to sit
>You think there isn't enough room, but as soon as your head touches the back of her chest you feel yourself sinking into her >Your sharing the small space of the sidecar in a very unorthodox, but VERY comfortable way
>She's so soft. So plush. There's a rhythmic beating in your ears and a comforting rise and fall to her breathing chest
>You'd never stopped to think about the internal organs of a creature made of stuffing before, they had both hearts and lungs
>*"Fasten your seatbelt? Good ~"*
>Her voice was quiet before, but now so close to her fabric bosom you can feel her gentle tones reverberate through your entire being
>"Ever driven a motorbike kid? Pretty fun. No airbags, but you seem to have found a better alternative." The bogie police officer chuckles at her joke. "We'll be at the station in no time flat. This baby's pushing 502CC!"
>502? Not 500?
>"It's 500 by itself, but there's an extra 2 CCs sitting right next to ya! Now let's hit the road!" The bogie pulls out a boxing mitt from her jacket, smacks the tarmac, and then drives off.

Would you bully monsters that padded their chests or go along with their charade?

>>45802346
what a funny post

Would you question your wife?

>>44027993
>hug bogie
>she honks whenever you squeeze her

what is clussy like?

>>43831770
ahem

>>43458885
Honk Honk

>>43031763
rude
just for that, im gonna impregnate all the clowns

>>42482580
then you get ms bogie

>>42071000
gonna get pranked for forgetting her

>>41101832
>slide into her room
>"My, what brings such a strapping young lad to my humble abode?"
>push against something to slide right back out her room
>hear her yell out that she'll get you next time
>this is the fifth time
silly bogies

I haven't seen many Bogies lately, are they out there taking advantage of the recent "Clussy Fever"?

>>40363046

>>40171859
>honk of a rubber chicken
thats what happens when you haven't honked in a while, you need to always be honking

>>39834797
Not what I was thinking but still quite heinous
>>39834801
Just a "little"?

>>37410381
yep and they are led by Captain Bogie

>>37228636
Stupid smug clown.