/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>43513178
I say we kidnap a random anubis and force her to run the city efficiently. If we have to let her put up a pyramid or two in the process then it is what it is.

I have an Anubis shaped hole in my heart. In can only be healed by tismdog

When I was first hired I thought I was going to be doing officework, but all my boss has had me do is stand in her office and take off progressively more clothing as the day goes on.
She even has a schedule for it- 11 A.M. is my tie and jacket, lunch is my pants, and 3 in the afternoon is shirt, shoes, and socks. She's been talking about making me stay later and I'm worried I'll have to take off my briefs if that happens.
Can someone tell me if this violates some kind of labor law? Her stares make me really uncomfortable.

>>39838837
Ex- Military types and sword-wavers also become cops - Trumparts, palace-guards, warrior Centaurs, etc.
Threadcanon seems to be TismWans as the minute-details-clues trope of detectives

>>39626704
I don't take opinions from kiddie diddlers

>>33001490
Let's face it, you're both happier this way not having to deal with the politics.
Besides, she still has royal family money that you guys can treat yourselves with. You're just frugal.

>>32994467
>>32994478

Arigato gozaimasu

>>32109425

>Take a new job at a firm you haven't heard of before
>Interview for sales position goes great
>You take the elevator up to the sales floor for your first day
>Pic related (or your favorite Monstergirl species) is lounging on your desk and offers to show you around the office

What's your opening line? How do you impress her?

Anput in suit