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If I incubize as the husband of a Gazer, would my eyesight improve?

>>43584200
Gazer will look at you in every way you want or need to be looked at.

>>43421597
Sounds like a shitty bitch so-called "Gazer". Nothing like my waifu.

>>42405337
Stop kowtowing to gutless monarchs, you sniveling invertebrate. Is subservience your natural state? Do you struggle to breath without a firm boot grinding your head against the ground?

>>41800329
>>41800346
How could I forget Gazer's powerful gaze? How could anyone forget?

>Foolish human
>Did you really think I'd stand by and let you wither away like that?
>You really are a fool
>I have prepared accomodations that will ensure your survival
>You will partake
>I will use all the means at my disposal
>I will use force if necessary
>Because you are mine
>All that you are...all that you will ever be... belongs to me
In other words, dinner is ready.

>What have a I told you about doing things that are bad for your health?
>Your mental and physical well-being is very important to me.
Gazer-chan is looking out for me

>>39591346
As a Gazerfag, I am thoroughly disgusted. And not just because I stand in opposition to all Gazers other than my waifu as a matter of course, but also because of your excessively bad taste.

>/pol/shit

Poor diet, with a lack of both sleep and exercise further intensifies your inherent physical and mental frailty... human.

That will not do.

>>38766882
11 is the correct number. 10 stalks and 1 central eye. But she can hide her stalks in the tail.
>It's not like she has great hair or boobs
Fuck you, too

>>37619245
>Anon starts doing whatever Gazer tells him to do
>Effectively becomes conditioned to follow her suggestions without question
>Ends up completely susceptible to her hypnosis
Now go defeat the goat trio from >>37618938. Don't come back until you succeed.

Oh, and cum in your pants after every defeat.

>>36832429
>Gazer goes ballistic when confronted by Robo-Gazer

>>36791875
>for poor a poor
Case in point

>>36616150
You trying to start something?

>>35850833
Don't patronize her. Go masturbate in front of some lonely Cyclops, like the fool you are.

>>35417706
A high-level showdown between magic eyes.

>>35383327
Goalposts.
Stop moving them.

>>35301011

Go back to sleep, human.

>>34458564
>I don't want to hear you talk
>I want to hear you scream

>Moron... Idiot... Buffoon...
>Insect... Worm...
>I kept warning you about staying up late
>A headache... A fever... Pathetic
>You're not going anywhere today
>This is not negotiable
>You will be in my care
>I will never let you out of my sight
>...get well soon...human...

>>34303638
>I know there are men who would have gotten out of there the minute their girlfriend gave them a gun to hide. But I didn't. I gotta admit the truth, it turned me on.
Who knows?

>>34153132
It's all about leverage, and it works both ways. She'll lace your drink with prisoner fruit and give you an under-the-table footjob.

As soon as that damn waiter gets back...