/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Bully the shorties!

my kraken daughteru dresses up like her inkling character she dressed up in splatoon 2 for fun!

I wanna marry a black harpy!
I wanna fuck a black harpy!

just like a phoenix, the thread is reborn from youth! who's your favorite harpy, anons?

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hert theyre fellings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide

>>21624358
I don't know, but I want to go to Harpy Hooters to ogle all the tit birds!

>>21624358
Holy harpy

I don't believe in fairies

>>21624367

>>21624358
Black harpy is the best

>>21624367
>Hooters
>not Wing Sluts
pleb

Which category is the objectively best family in MGE? Beastman? Majin? Reptile?

>>21624374
i do, a fairy broke into my home last night, and ate the hot dog i had in fridge. that little bitch

Again i have to thank the artist for that pslime image last thread.

>>21624378
FAT
CAT

Monster butts make me nut

>>21624380
Beastman how is this even a question.

Another consensual corruption request for that guy who likes consensual corruption.

https://pastebin.com/Mv7AL28P

At long last, this round of requests are finally finished.

>>21624346
Make shorties fear the dick

>>21624380
Undead

Don't be that one adventurer who is defeated because of a fairy's prank.

>>21624403
What a good dog!

Kobolds should look to hellhounds for advice

>>21624413
>dog

>>21624380
Beastman

>>21624403
If I break her choker I have to buy her a new one

>>21624403
>Posting a furry/futa artist
Don't do that

>>21624413
That's a cat

>>21624419
>>21624427
One fine day with a woof and a purr
A baby was born and it cause a little stir
No blue buzzard
No three-eyed dog
Just a feline canine little catdog
CATDOG!

>>21624434
fug my memory failed me it's three-eyed frog

Is centaur pussy really worth it?

>>21624434
Get >>>/out/ of /jp/

>>21624440
Are you saying we shouldn't combine a hellhound and a cheshire or a kobold and a werecat?

>>21624439
Shove your arm up all the way up one and you'll find out!

>be out adventuring when a young salamander challenges you to a fight
>you're not much of a swordsman, but you manage to beat her
>she takes her loss very seriously and proposes to you on the spot
>when you reject her, she insists on following you around so she can train to be your perfect wife

>>21624449
Having more party members is always good

>>21624455
Yes, the more harem- uh, party members, the better.

>>21624464
It's no harem just a bunch of monsters standing with me dedicated to a holy cause

>>21624444
I've seen it done and it tends to be a really unwise idea.
You just don't go there.

>>21624391
I needed some Troll ass, I was starting to have withdrawal symptoms

>>21624470
Dense MCs get fucked extra hard, anon.

>>21624474
Fuck, is there any lewds of her?

Happy Canada Day!

>>21624402
So back to wizardry?

>>21624474
I think this would look better if it was hellhound+ocelomeh
>dom rapetrain in the streets, gentle dom in the sheets

>>21624481
What do you mean by fucked extra hard?

>>21624484
Not to my knowledge, unfortunately.

>>21624402
Nice work magus. All of them were supremely well done.

>>21624498
Hopefully that's fixed soon enough

>>21624455
Fuck that, i'm not dividing the loot and rewards.

>>21624489
Maple syrup blueberry pancakes with Yetis!

>>21624523
But you are able to go farther and do more with another party member so you get more loot in the end

>>21624391
Post more Troll meat

>>21624523
I can't help but feel they would overexaggerate trying on new items, disrobing in front of you and trying various combinations like it was a changing room.
Are you really going to wear all those skirts that drop?

>>21624539
Clearly the best idea for the party is to wear whatever helps our stats be the best they can

>>21624544
What if it's not cute enough? And cursed items could be problematic.

>>21624531
>>21624539
I will only accept more party member if they are willing to forfeit their part of the loot in exchange of sex. Tanukis can fuck right off though.

>>21624534

>>21624380
Apeman, there's only 2 of them

Reminder that to devils, being a doting housewife counts as "depravity."

Its enough to make one think monsters really do see hand holding as lewd.

>>21624552
>Forgoing a massive charisma bonus when it comes to selling/exchanging loot
Not gonna make it.

>>21624551
Cuteness isn't as important as stats because you gotta survive also clearly you get the gear scanned first before trying it on that's why you cant have try-ons until you know they are safe

>>21624564
Tanuki are the best I'd love a Tall Flat Gunslinger one that shoots jewel tipped bullets

>>21624564
>Thinking a Tanuki will always be honest when it comes to money
I wouldn't trust my finances to a Tanuki even if it was the great depression all over again.

>>21624562
what is she feeding me?

>>21624575
With Tanuki you win man. They are the best

>>21624575
The benefits of a party merchant/int thief are always going to outweigh the negatives.
Sure they take their cut, sure they cheat. But you know what else they do? Protect you from outside cheats and make so much net profit that you're getting more anyway.

>>21624575
>>21624582
All you have to do is make it so your finances are also their finances.

>>21624562
I am vulnerable to spoiling.

>>21624593
Exactly a thief only wants one thief around

>>21624562
Idyllic housewife life with a demon seems like one of the comfiest ends possible.

>>21624594
Are you implying i should steall all her money?

>>21624600
clearly you need a joint bank account

>>21624564
>>21624593
I wonder what Tanuki think of those special moves that use money to deal damage.
On one hand, using money on such a thing would probably be abhorrent to them... but who else is better suited to using them?

>>21624593
What kind of weird jew tsundere shit is that? She cares about my economy but she doesn't?

>>21624562
>"I've taken him to new depths of corruption recently."

>"Really? What did you get him to do?"

>"We cuddled and spooned all night long. We wasted a bunch of water in the bath and he was an hour late for work! He's perfectly corrupted now!"

>>21624612
If her associates do well, she does even better.

>>21624609
That's why I want >>21624569 since her bullets would cost money she wouldn't want to miss

Finally. A new lilim that isn't complete dogshit.

>>21624612
That's a normal party dynamic for groups that include a merchant character.
They're looking out for you, but they obviously should be in control of most of the money.

>>21624609
I kind of want to slap a Tanuk with a stacks of bills, just to see what happens.

>>21624624
Clearly due to her merchant class she has connections to sources to help us get discounts

>>21624622
I meant to link your post actually, since it's what got me thinking about that.
Exercising the power of money in a more direct fashion.

>>21624623
That's a gremlin dumbass.

>>21624635
>gremlin
>with a tail
>a spade tail no less

>>21624635
ELH calls her a GremLim

>>21624632
Clearly she thinks if her shot will cause damage worth more than the bullet itself and besides. I wonder what else would work with her armor made of stacked bills

>>21624642
>armor
Coinmail

>>21624624
>Leaving your finances to the ones trying to make money off of you
I know it's important to leave important stuff to capable people, but as an adventurer leaving stuff to merchants feels weird. Also i can't remember games were merchant was a class.

>>21624560
>you will never gain the love and adoration of a local street gang using just your sick breakdancing skills

>>21624630
Suzuka-sama sequel fucking when?

>>21624560
>>21624674
You got served and you served back, so now it's on!

Going to a cocktail lounge in the evening with a well dressed Anubis for drinks and tapas!

>>21624647
>>21624642
Cash money lamellar reinforced with asia style coin armor. Of course silk is the only worthwhile underlayer for such a get up due to the status and protection it provides.

>>21624674
>Kakuen street gangs
For some reason all i can imagine is some chuuni Kakuens hanging around the monkey bars in the local park

>>21624666
First things that jump to mind for me personally are Ragnarok Online (and Ragnarok the Animation) and the webcomics Darken and Order of the Stick.
In none of those is the int/charisma money handler completely trustworthy nor purely good, but they come through for their friends when it counts.

>>21624688
>they go to the monkey bars because they heard hanging out in bars is something you do
Eehehehe.

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that the summer heat brings out summer uniforms!
You never thought a suit could be sleeveless till you've worked at Oni-co

>>21624490
Yep. Main story will continue for another arc and then I'll take another batch of requests.

Monster girls delinquents.

>>21624695
>Summer uniforms
>That one Lillim that came up with a genius idea for recycling cloth
>It's just normal uniforms but cut out to be extremely lewd
How do they keep getting away with this?

>>21624695
>tfw no buff Oni OL will flirt with me by flexing so hard her sleeves come off

>>21624703
Hm?

Gonna mate with all kinds of piggies.

>>21624703
Pure Anons guiding MG delinquents out of a life of misbehaving.

>>21624703
Go on... what kind of delinquents are they? Are they an Oni bike gang? Or is it a yakuza/mob type deal? Or are they just a ragtag group of punks that don’t like other girls on their turf?

>>21624718
Speaking of P’orcers; I’m fixin to make a run up there, want me to get you guys anything?

>>21624723
>be teacher anon
>have delinquent oni in your class
>hold her after school to talk about her behaviour
>in a heated argument, the two of you have sex
>promises she'll be a good student if she gets to be your wife after graduation

>>21624731
>Eating at P'orcers
>Not eating at Meat Lovers
Savory Succubi will always have the best nachos.

>>21624723
>tfw the Onis and the Ogres are fighting over dense anon again...

>>21624723
I'd rather be a wimpy anon getting turned into a hardcore gangstar by them.

>>21624731
Meat Lover's set. Comes with P'orc, Holst, and Harpy.

>>21624744
Don't lewd students u fuck

>>21624747
Well duh, you don’t go to P’orcers for nachos! Everyone knows their hot wings are the main draw.

>>21624748
Anonyama baked cookies and there's enough to go around! But the girls have yet to learn the lesson of sharing.

>>21624750
I'd a Revy manticore.

>>21624731
The spiciest wings they got and a tub of yogurt.

>>21624731
Surf and Turf
>it’s just one P’Orc and one Unagi Joro bound together ready for me to use them as they please

>>21624764
>A tub of yogurt
W-what for?

What monster would own the best Zipangu Buffet

>not going to Kikimora Fried Chicken

>>21624775
Mad hatter.

>>21624770
For eating, obviously. I mean it's yogurt, what else do you do with it? It's got calcium in it.

>not going to the Jiangshi buffet

>>21624775
Haku. They'd know exactly which suppliers to hook up with for quality food at cheap bulk prices and their encyclopedic knowledge on recipes and cooking styles would keep the place fresh.

I want to try ethnic monster food but only the non-sex related dishes so nothing with boner shrooms

>>21624786
>wanting catgirl meat in you p'orc fried rice

>>21624779
>Kikimora Fried Chicken
>Their salads are usually the best option in the menu
Based Kikis.

>>21624794
>I want to try monster food
>with the only caveat being I don't want to try monster food

>>21624798
surly not every food they have is for sex

>>21624728
>Or are they just a ragtag group of punks that don’t like other girls on their turf?
I like that idea. The girls have to go rescue their crushes after they've been kidnapped by a rival gang from another school.

>>21624796
It's not their fault their companies recipes come straight from the motherland where it's all recycled oil and butter for flavor and everything comes breaded.

>>21624795
>implying its not a spicy hot pot

>>21624718
Never post samples again

Fastfood is great but a the best is a meal cooked by your waifu with love

>>21624794
Monsters would probably get as obsessed with aphrodisiac/lust-inducing food as people get with spicy foods.
>cooking show host Houri says that if your eyes haven't clouded with pink hearts after eating a bite of monster curry, you haven't prepared it right
>lone human show participant looks around bewildered, but the panel of a Pharaoh, Ocelomeh and Kikimora nod sagely in agreement with the host

>>21624801
I wouldn't be so sure.

>>21624820
Who said MG burger flippers don't flip with love?

>>21624826
gordon ramsay needs to yell at her

>21624359
Still haven't gotten that pity fuck yet?

>>21624824
>Chopped but the meal must cause the male judge to fuck the rest of the judges

>>21624826
Oh there are some that have no sexual applications.

>>21624794
Trolls are known for their superb cooking

>>21624806
>wanting doormouse meat in the hotpot despite the knowledge all your friends will snipe the meat first

>>21624848
because they grow the best herbs and spices

>>21624848
>>21624858
Troll cooking? Sheep yesterday, sheep the day before, and I'll wager sheep again today.

>>21624858
>not having an alarune gf who IS herbs and or spices

>>21624866
I bet she would quite the temper depending on how spicy she is

>>21624842
>level of difficulty and skill required changes using different judge composition
>the amateur chef episodes use already married couples as judges who can barely keep their hands off of each other and just need the right thing to set them off
>master chef episodes use a man and and his childhood friend as judges
Those episodes get tense, but it's great bragging rights for the chef and extra customers to their restaurants is worth it.

>>21624892
I wish to propose to a bunyip with an adler shotgun and palette of VB

>>21624881
>the championship episode has dense anon and the six MGs who want a piece of him as the judges

>>21624881
>most tv shows double as porn.
Sounds good to me.

>>21624892
She looks drained, is she ok?
>”Huh? Yeah ok you can pet my fluff.”
>”I don’t care what you do, just don’t make me late for work jackass.”

>>21624826
Why are Japanese girls so bad at cooking?

>tfw no dark elf momster who is more than happy to cosplay for you
>she will never make sure that each costume is as boner inducing as possible

>>21624344
Reminder to any and all human men to be cautious when traveling in monstergirl lands. Some places in monstergirl territories are a no go for human men

>>21624910
>all tv shows double as porn
FTFY anon.
MGC rebooted that old TV show you loved as a kid. What is it and how has it changed?
They reboot MST3K to have a Cheshire and her two Automaton friends just riff on old pornos from the 70’s.

>>21624917
>that uniform, riding crop and garterbelt combo
Dark Elves are truly frightening creatures

>>21624918
>Some places in monstergirl territories are a no go for human men
Like where? I would like to know so I can walk around there at night nak-avoid them. So I can avoid them.

>>21624918
She's gonna get full-nelson standing sex if she doesn't stop being so smug.

>>21624918
all monsters are nice I can feel safe walking anywhere in a monster land

>>21624350
Does she say Woomy?

>>21624925
Yeah I'd rather they just bring back regular Mythbusters no need to make it porn though I'm sure monsters would have some interesting myths to test

>>21624925
>Farscape
Not that different actually...

>>21624383
You realize that hot dog probably fed about 5 fairies alone? Your food helps to ensure the success of the fairy world!

>>21624944
>Borrowers but with your stuff

>>21624925
>KND, but now it's about shotas trying to fight evil, lusty CCs and milfs who want their virginities using tech cobbled together from random junk
I'd watch it.

only a monster wouldn't love a monstergirl

>>21624925
I'd sell my soul to watch Bill Nye the science guy with Professor Wurm as a host

>>21624358

>>21624958
Who dis?

>>21624955
Professor Wurm sure is great at taking complex science and explaining it

>>21624960
Dumb birb

>>21624966
If I had a maid like that, she wouldn’t be getting a lot done with me around the house.

>>21624966
poor shorty kiki. Already done all hr chores and now has to wait for mastah to get home.

>>21624962
Can Prof. Wurm explain how Mamono mana actually works?

>>21624981
It just works

>>21624981
Can Prof. Wurm tell me why my dad left?

>Uwaa!~ A Human!

>>21624966
Is that the casting couch?

>>21624997
>legs
I like my Slugs slimy, sticky and lamia lookin.

>>21624981
That's simple, it works very well!

>>21624997
[ ] Fight
[ ] Run
[>] Throw Lettuce Head At

>>21624997
I don't know nothing about French cooking but a snail is fine, oui?

>>21624916
Miia isn't Japanese anon.

>>21625007
The French eat out Snail girls all the time!

>>21625002
not every black couch is a fucking couch

>>21624997
Cute, would hug/10

>>21625020
Missed a word anon.

>>21625020
It will be in this case

>>21624966
Such indolence

>>21625025
Praise Bastet!

>>21624997
Wanna pet those slugs

>>21625021
you'll get stuck

>>21625053
That's fine I wasn't planning on doing anything after that hug anyway

>>21624402
I’m that anon. Thank you very much. That was everything I could have ever wanted in a story. A lot of heart, showing how the setting is about finding love and your perfect match. This is the first time I’ve had someone do something creative for me and I thank you deeply. I hope that this setting continues to grow, either through your work or this inspires other to explore “bureaus” as well. Thank you very much.

>>21625058
Promotions I see

>>21625058
rip friend

>>21625058
Just submit to the Ocelomeh.

>>21625058
RULES OF NATURE

>>21625070
i would

>>21625058
Itty-bitty-kitty-titty

>>21624750
A few of them will be following you around with a piano and a violin to play your theme song whenever you’re about to turn the fight around. Is this okay?

>>21624968
rude

>>21625089
FIGHTING GOLD

>>21624966
>that beauty mark on her tit
Hnnngh. Also, her scales should come up to at least her knees.

Parasite Shoggoth

A small, dark slime that possesses many of the same properties as a shoggoth. Parasite shoggoths seek to experience "love" through "serving" a master, but they do not naturally possess a concept of what "service" is. They seek out a human girl with love in her heart, and merge into them in order to experience it for themselves. Then, they adapt to the host's concept of service, and begin seeking out a "master" based on the host's preferences.

If the host was already acting somewhat in line with what the parasite wanted, it is possible for them to go a long time without realizing that they have been infected. The first stage of a parasite shoggoth infection is having greater ease performing any action that inevitably serves the master. The second stage of infection is a steady decline in the need for sleep, and the host will never be asleep while the master is awake. The third stage of infection is suppression of behaviors that do not serve the master. The fourth stage of infection is a loss of conventional pleasures, instead only deriving pleasure from serving the master. Hosts in the fourth stage may sometimes appear to enjoy things like delicious food, but it's really just them thinking about how much the master would like the food if they made it for him.

At any stage of infection, the shoggoth abilities of the parasite/host pair may manifest, if it is deemed necessary in order to serve the master. This will inevitably happen some time after the host enters the fourth stage of infection, because the human form is limited in its ability to serve the master. If the abilities manifest earlier than that, the infection will progress much faster. If the master shows any need for "sexual service", even if that "need" is just the subjective perception of the host, that is enough to force the shoggoth nature to manifest early.

>>21625093
Trainees are for flustering.

>>21625103
It doesn't do anything particularly shoggoth-like in that description, at least nothing that would make it different than a similar nureonago hybrid.

>>21624723
Even when they do the Torture Dance?

if a monster tells you to stop calling her cute what are you supposed to do

>>21625117
Call her adorable
Call her sexy
Call her beautiful

>>21625117
call her 2cute

The taller a Hatter's hat is, the higher her level.

>>21625117
why would a monster not want to hear you call her cute

>>21625117
Bop her on the head.

>>21625123
Because she is trying to be sexy not cute

>>21625098
>her scales should come up to at least her knees.
Was wondering why the image looked off. Although even then the image sorta looks like she either doesn't have the scale heels or they are really short.

>>21625103
Neat, but i agree with >>21625114 in that you need to add more Shog.

>>21625122
She tall. Would let her step on me.

>>21625009
OH GOD SHE’S GOT A KNIFE

I bet having a kiki as a childhood friend would be nice though instead of playing house you play master and maid

>>21625097
The battle songs aren’t to bad. It’s the ending songs you have to watch out for. Everytime I close my eyes, I WAKE UP FEELING SO HOOOORNY

>>21625136
>Anon thinks they are 'playing' master and maid
>Little did he know the service contract was made by agreeing to 'play' and he had gotten himself a maid at age 6

>>21625136
But I want to play Butler and Mistress with her

>>21625148
How depraved!

>>21625148
Actually you'd be playing butler and baroness, though as >>21625152 says that's not the best idea because what if it causes her to be dependent on your for cleaning and she becomes a lazy kiki

What is the first maid-like thing a kiki will do in her early life?

>>21625157
Use her tail to sweep the floor

>>21625157
Clean up her toys without being asked because she likes things being neat.

>>21625157
Step on me, hopefully.

>>21625156
I wonder what a Hiki Kiki that depends on her childhood friend anon would be like

>>21625114
What can I do? It seems like a shoggoth = wifeslime - human.

>>21625148
What about a relationship where you and the Kiki are both subs for a second, more dominating wife? She could tie you to the Kiki and hold you in a mid-coitous position among many other things.

>>21625164
You’re missing the more subtle traits of a Shoggoth. Have you looked at the profiles recently?

>>21625162
>you will never get stepped on by your little Kiki daughteru

>>21624981
It just works

>>21625160
That actually sounds like a good idea though you better get her a training broom soon so she doesn't use her tail all the time

>>21625136
I prefer master and slave!

>>21625178
Why do you want to be a slave anon?

>>21625164
I am the other guy, but i would suggest perhaps Emphasizing her ability to create objects would help. The only hint towards that was made is the Shoggoth abilities part at the end and even then its not super clear.

>>21625114
Suddenly I desire a parasite humpty slime. I wonder what that would be like.

>>21625183
We'd take turns being the slave anon, it's only fair.

>>21625190
i bet it only infects lolis

>>21625190
An even more anxious slime that scented a non corrupted female that either makes any type of female ultra lewd and makes them act young or either attacks and infects only lolis.

Is there a religion in MGE that worships huge hips and asses?

>>21625213
Hathor probably, but it also includes big tit worship.

>>21625212
>>21625207
Sounds like my kind of slime. Even better if she ‘divides’ by infecting all her Loli classmates whenever they are over for sleepovers! Bonus points if they eventually get a busty haku teacher too, who ends up talking just like the rest of them despite being in her thirties! That sounds like a very fun, silly harem.

Dragons are actually dumb as wurms when you think about it
>Spend all day in her cave sleeping on a pile of gold
>Occasionally heads out to steal the odd sheep to eat and most likely burns the meat rock hard
>Doesn't even bother seasoning it prepping it in anyway
>Only schooling comes from counting her gold and even then that's just basic math
>Most likely doesn't know how to read, as she is a dragon, why would she ever read anything written by a lowly human?
>Probably doesn't even know how to write as human pens and pencils are much too weak to withstand her grip
>That and she never learned
>On top of that she wouldn't even know the exact value or approximation of what her horde is actually worth
>It would be like asking a child what's the price of a piece of gum
As I see it the only smart dragon type would be the Ryu and that's because she has to fulfill being a god and is most likely homeschooled

>>21625217
>Be principal anon to single class school
>One day informed one of the best students came late.
>Ask her to come to your office
>All sweaty, and sticky, but ignore it and reprimand her.
>Life continues.
>That is until you hear odd sounds coming from the bathroom when model student is in their.
>Notice that her bathroom buddy always comes out sweaty like her.
>Same thing happens when she invites girls over for slumber parties.
>Eventually get called for a meeting with the superintendent.
>Comeback the next day to your taku teacher being sweaty and acting childish.
how long before your secret harem strikes?

>>21625224
Dragons may not have no edumacation but they do have street smarts.

>>21625224
What if she’s an ancient dragon who hasn’t been out in centuries? You’d have to teach her a new language and mannerisms for today’s world.

>3 Hroz translated in sad panda
Nice

>>21625171
>>21625184
Something I didn't cover that was probably important is that shoggoth hosts are less literal about the "becoming one" aspect. Instead of being quiet, they are quick to spill out their feelings. A tsundere loli would be the perfect host for a parasite shog.

>>21625235
Given how intelligent( or rather, how unintelligent ) humpties are and that they’re a wonderland species, I’d say principal anons got less than a week left before they just dogpile him in his office. The haku might be a little slower then the rest given how mature she is compared to the others.

>Anon is topples over by twenty-something students, each of them peppering his cheeks, neck, arms, legs, stomach, and eventually dick with kisses and licks once all his clothes have been torn away
>All the while miss Haku is rubbing her thighs together and looking away bashfully, like an embarrassed schoolgirl
>”Umm...mister anon. I’ve...actually had a crush on you for a super-super long time! And...maybe...we could go out? Like as a b-b-boyfriend and girlfriend?”
>Shes barely able to stammer out that much as the slime between her legs and under her skirt starts pulling her towards her, jealous that all the other slimes are already getting in on the action.

I still want a pure tsun succubus

>>21625273
Those are the best when you get them to hate fuck you

>>21625255
Why a loli tsundere specifically? I would imagine a tsundere of any age would be perfect.

>>21625263
Poor teacher taku and principal anon. On the other hand the amount of lolis now means he can have everytype of loli including body types if he so wished.

>>21625282
How would one go about getting a tsundere MG to hatefuck you?

>>21625273
I still want a shy, autistic, NEET anubis that spends her days shitposting and playing AutismBlocks

>>21625247
>First one is harpy kidnapping boy, trying for a baby then marrying him
>Second one is mom getting raped by neighbor for asking about how to help her kids in school
>Third one is succ sister sucking brother's cock while he's sleeping
The duality of man

>>21625286
I wanna bully a JK Anubis by buying all the LEGO kits I can and putting them together the wrong way!

>>21625290
>buy an extra large Chinese finger trap
>sneak up on the manticore twins next door who bully you constantly
>stick their tails in the XL finger trap
>sit back, open up a beer, and watch the fireworks

>>21625291
there is no wrong way to build with lego just dont use glue

>>21624358
Tengu of course.

>>21624358
JubJubs. They’re in my top 5 favorite MGs too.

>>21625308
Rub rub the jub jub

>>21625311
Gonna rub rub her insides with my cock.

What MG would Nagatoro be?

>>21625325
Who?

>"F-freeze! T-this is a s-stick up! Hand o-over all the h-headpats and no one gets hurt"

>>21625331
Can't pat, arms frozen. Need hugs to warm up.

>>21625331
Oh shit she has a finger gun I better do what she says

>>21625331
why is she frowning

>>21625284
Because tsundere is a childish trait and any older girl with it is just a bitch.

>>21625352
You didn't hand em over so she has to get serious

>>21625331
What's the point of the jacket if it doesn't cover her chest?

>>21625325
I'm sure every Anon in this thread would have enjoyed their high school year a whole lot more if they had a Nagatoro succubus to bully them.

Monstergirls make for best friends

>>21625285
Call them "friend", ask them, jokingly or otherwise, if they have any single human girls they could hook you up with, take them out to a bar but don't tell them about your buds also meeting up with you there so she finds out this was definitely not a lowkey way to ask her out on a date, call her one of the guys of some variant, if they say something like "I love you" or "I care about you" either say something like you love them back followed by as a family member of some stripe or as a friend or best friend etc., drunkenly ogle girls before talking shop with her about said girls like she was one of the bros, any time she does something like changes her hair or wears something skimpy to obviously get your attention be entirely oblivious to it and her advances(wears a skimpy outfit and asks you if you like what she did with herself "...its the hair...right?" After looking at her for a good bit, talk about how you like asses/tits bigger/smaller than hers or how you want a girl taller/shorter than her, if she makes a physical advance take it as a joke and say something like "Haha don't be gross/gay.".
I'm sure theres more that are more subtle but these ones are basically ballkicks to them.

>>21624553
I want to see those pants being torn apart by those massive buttocks

>>21625298
What happens if they figure it out and get ideas about using it in tandem with their tail to lock your dick down?

>>21625395
>Getting super sucked by a manticore.
I am not seeing the disadvantage here.

>>21625364
It just makes shit worse because all you need is one person to make you show weakness publicly just once and then herd mentality takes over because people see a new possible victim they can use to go up the social ladder.

>>21625331
Dumb Bunyips lost a war to Emu Harpies.

>>21625399
The downside is even if you're finished they can just drag you around now. Up stairs, across rough ass surfaces like concrete or carpet, they get on a subway car but forget you on the other side of the door.

>>21625399
>Anon's famous last words before extended hospitalization for reckless suck
Of course your nurses would be those same two manticores, they'd never let another girl take care of you.

>>21625400
>Implying your succubully wouldn't protect you from everyone else
Not even her best friends would be allowed to speak ill of you.

What does a monster bully do if she sees the student council president getting closer to the boy she bullies

>>21625419
>Super succ by one of the mantinurse you met.
>Now only the other one is allowed to give you the succ untill you better.
>Then they tag team you with more super succ.

>>21625285
No one said dere.

>>21625425
Challenges her to a game of baseball!

>>21625425
Nothing until the president sticks up for you and says she doesn't deserve to have you

Will fairy use my pp as hug pillow?

>>21624966
No wonder she's hot with all that extra baggage she's carrying.

>>21625425
Challenge her to a duel on the rooftop, winner gets ownership of Anon.
Which pair would be best for this?
>Succubus bully and Wight president
>Hellhound and Kitsune
>Manticore and Anubis

>>21625445
Yeah, I bet harpies wish they could trim their feathers like sheep during the summer sometimes, those must get hot.

>>21625446
Angel Bully and Succubus President

>>21625446
Crow Tengu delinquent with a cane-sword vs the dutiful Centaur president!

>>21625446
Hellhound and Anubis. It's the clash of the underworld titans!

>>21625440
God imagine how the fairy feels as you tell her you are going to pound her while making her hug your erection that is bigger than her body.

>>21625425
Nah, screw that. I want to be bullied by school president at the first place

>>21625458
but the president shouldn't be a bully that's wrong she needs to set a good example

>>21625449
>Angel bully
How does that happen? Isn't bullying a sin?

>>21625455
>Hellhound goes to the duel armed with nothing but her claws and muscles
>Anubis comes with the fanciest full gold battle scepter

>>21625455
Plot twist: the Hellhound is the president and the Anubis is the bully.

>>21625463
That's why she does it secretly. No one will believe her to be a bully since she acts so nicely around others.

>>21625480
>Isn't bullying a sin?
Not if you do it in the name of God.

>>21625481
>bully anubis
Pfft. As if nerds can be bullys

>>21625485
Punch an ogre in the face
Shell punch back
You punch her again
This continues
Then you have sex
Its simple science

>>21625224
Once again proving Ryu are the best species. I wonder if Ryu have enough influence and reputation to invite the best Hakutaku scholars to tutor their children. If so, I want a Haku to set me up with her Ryu former student!

>>21625447
Fun fact incoming: theres all sorts of feathers but generally theres 2 rough groups. One is the Flight feathers and the other is the Down feathers. Those flight feathers aren't all that insulating and have a fairly large surface area so they don't actually do much to keep birds warm outside of basically being blankets they can hug themselves with when not flying and can have mild negatives like being a bigger surface to bleed heat from in the cold. Down feathers are the ones that keep birds warm and insulated specifically. However, unlike dogs they don't get things like winter coats so they have the same amount of down feathers for all seasons regardless of the temperature. To prevent the bird from cooking in their own insulating down the feathers themselves aren't as insulating as they could be but are still more so than the flight feathers. The real trick of down feathers is that when birds need to heat up or stay way they can just fluff up their down feathers to trap air insulating air pockets from noticeable ones all the way down to a microscopic level turning themselves into giant warm puffballs wrapped in the feather blankets that are their wings.
If they need to ever cool down they can just take whole body dips into nice cool water without worries because their feathers are hydrophobic naturally so all they have to do is shake themselves a bit and they'll be dry pretty much instantly and much cooler.
If you ever see a harpy on a winters day they'd look like a giant puffball almost guaranteeably and in the summer they'd just run through any nearby sprinkler or douse themselves somehow real quick and instantly be cooler after fluff drying themselves for a second or two.
If you see an overheating harpy do them a favor and hose them down and maybe start a wet t-shirt contest in the process if other harpies catch on that a free way to stay cool in the summer heat is going on.

I'm doing a sequel of pic related.
>normally, I would head straight to my cargo's destination, but I decided to drop myself and the snoop off at my villa first
>my buddy knows how to handle things, and he understands because he also has his own pair of snoops
>he hasn't taken in more because he's a threesome guy, so I end up taking in most singles that we find
>I don't trust most of the rest of my men with them because of how sleazy they typically are, though a lot of them are married themselves
>don't think most of their wives approve of this kind of job
>anyways, I go to get the ratatoskr bitch
>and she's still there, thankfully, despite all the struggling she apparently did
>there are a lot of loose ropes, though, and she's managed to somehow get the gag off
>guess I better tighten them up before I unchain her
>"I see you've been busy undoing all my hard work"
>She didn't reply even though she could
>"Let's fix this mess you made."
>I took out more rope, using it to replace the loose ones.
>in addition to her arms, legs, and ankles, I also made sure to make special improvements to her torso by wrapping the ropes around her perky breasts, and I tied a rope around her wide hips, and then tied a rope running under her crotch to her wrist bindings
>hopefully this will make things even harder now
>I also took note of the loose ropes looking a little cut up and frayed
>"Do you have anything you want to share with me?"
>no response. She just kept leering at me with her grumpy face.
>"Your silence only makes me want to find out."
>I used the frisking opportunity to get a handful of each of her boobs and slip my hands under her panties to feel her fat ass
>"If I wanted to hide something, I wouldn't hide it somewhere I'd know you'd want to look at!" The rodent finally piped up.
>I snapped out of my feeling frenzy, realizing that she has a point.
>so I moved on to her tail, causing her to squeak as I touched its ultra-fluffy end
>apparently that's her weak point. I should make note of that.
>as I was searching her tail, I figured that she would try to hide the object somewhere covered like her armpit
>I checked in between every bound area, but to no avail
>I was about to give up, but decided to give her breasts a good feel for the hell of it
>what the hell, something's in there
>I pulled out a screw
>she probably just moved it from somewhere into her cleavage once I was done checking it, or fell out of her hair or ear
>I held the screw in front of her "So this is what you were playing with?"
>she didn't respond. I didn't bother to press for any more answers.
>considering her feistiness, I decided that it was worth reinforcing her bonds with duct tape
>I probably could regag her, but I wanted to reward her silence by leaving it as her necklace for now
>she also looked a little depressed about her situation
>hopefully this will mean she's given up struggling
>to finish things off, I put a blindfold on her before carrying her off like a princess
>I don't want locating my home to be too easy

Fishing with fish monsters is cheating with how easy it is

>>21625484
She saw you looking at lewd angel pictures once and now she must bully you for years for atonement?
Faith is a complicated thing.

>>21625485
Watch out, she'll call your favorite anime shit and repeatedly PK you in a popular MMO.

>>21625518
What about fishing for fish monsters?

>>21625513
Will this end in lewds like the oce one?

>>21625527
but what kind of bait do I need?

>>21625541
Wade into the water up to your waist and drop your pants.

>>21625541
Just smear some pastries in semen.

>>21625545
but I dont want to fly fish

>You accidentally cut yourself in the water
>A sea bishop notices this and swims out to help you
>A mershark also notices and goes to help you also
>They get into an argument that ends on letting you chose which one will help you
Which one do you trust anon?

>>21625518
Anything with MG is cheating

>>21625548
Gehehe

>>21625561
Look at that chubby kitty

>>21625559
Which ever one can make my foot stop hurting I once cut my big toe up real bad at my lake turns out some dumb fucks were just tossing their glass bottles in the water and I managed to step on a broken one so whoever heals me fast I'll trust

>>21625563
Glad someone got the joke and Charon is the cutest would die and pay her toll/10

Mice are adept at slipping under your bedcovers at night without you noticing, and giving you slow, gentle paizuri without waking you up.

>>21625559
>"It already stopped bleeding, I'm cool."

>>21625559
One's help involves gently suckling on your finger until your wound is cured while maintaining eye contact.
The other's version of "help" involves freaking out, raping you and biting you to her heart's content.
It's not even a choice.

>>21625573
>Mice
>Adept at paizuri
As if--wait. Those twerps better not have gotten into my THICC holst milk again! I was saving that!

>>21625573
I can't do mice my mom is scared of them

>>21625593
>being afraid of animals
>any animals
Humans are at the top of the foodchain. Why fear anything?

>>21625573
Big titty mice are too lewd. Gonna dom and mating press them til pregnant, then keep mating pressing them.

>>21625596
The plague and various other more currently relevant diseases seem good enough.

>>21625596
Irrational fears are a hell of a thing my brother and father are deathly afraid of snakes where I can just pick them up with no problems.

>>21625573
But can they outright fuck me without me waking up?

>>21625601
No pick up snek!

>>21625606
But wouldn't a man capable of picking up an adult snake make her absolutely drenched? I feel like this would be a rose-colored daydream for big girls like centaurs and lamias. Lamiae? Whatever.

>>21625601
While I'm not scared of snakes I've only ever had one bad encounter with one where I was walking down a dirt road and my dumb ass friend saw a dead snake on the ground and decided to pick it up and throw it at me, turns out snake wasn't dead.

>>21625622
I had the same thing happen to me but with a goddamned possum.

>>21625622
What the fuck kind of friend throws dead animals at people?

>>21625513
Continuing on.
>one short boat trip later, I arrived home with my busty hostage
>as I approached the door, I found my inari wife relaxing out front
>She stood up once she saw me "Welcome back, honey! Oh! Did you find another rat?"
>she's a gentle and mature lady that won't judge anyone for just anything, and she's even a little supportive of my job
>mainly because it involves the occasional extra wife
>but for this squirrel girl right here that depends on her status
>"Yep, and she's a real energetic one, but it seems like she's relaxed for now."
>the ratatoskr pouted
>"So," my wife asked "does she have a husband we need to return her to or...?"
>the rodent turned her head down to the side
>"Who do we ransom you to?" I inquired.
>she mumbled "I'm single"
>she got excited, but just to be sure she asked "no boyfriend or male friend you have a crush on"
>"I don't give a crap about work romance." She said, this time with improved audibility. "Don't really care about anyone right now."
>my wife's grin dilated ecstatically "Well, we can't just drop you off without someone to pick you up! You're welcome to stay here!"
>not like I'm giving this snoop a choice
>"Let's bring her in and introduce her to the rest of the housemates." The kitsune leaped through the front door, leaving me to haul the shortstack in.
>the rest of my harem came to the living room. With all of them here, I took the blindfold off our new guest
>besides my fox wife, I also have a tanuki and a werecat
>the fox wife I was talking about was originally some poor Christmas cake from overseas. She struck my fancy and I offered her my hand in marriage. Her excellent decor skills are the reason why my house looks so awesome.
>the tanuki was originally just a business partner, but we found out we had a lot in common, including our love for fluffy tails and capitalizing on "untapped markets". She's really gotten along with Ms. Inari.
>the werecat was one of my captured snoops that was unmarried and an underpaid security guard at the time. She fell in love with my house, my wives' fluff, and with me because she saw me as a "bad boy with a heart of gold".
>I don't really think I'm that golden since I'm a smuggler who doesn't shy away from kidnapping, but I guess I've got the charisma to help me show off my charming sides.
>"Ah! It looks like Anon has a struggler!" the werecat commented. "I dare say she gave you a lot more trouble than I did at the time!"
>"You could've given me worse had I not given you the hope of a comfy home." I said. "She's certainly more slippery than she looks. Makes me wonder if she's done this before and I was just crafty enough to catch her."
>"More like lucky." The ratatoskr growled.
>The werecat promptly regagged the squirrel. "No one asked you."
>I was considering ungagging her, but it was cute seeing the squirrel's face get as red as her gag, so I held off.
>"If she doesn't like it here, I can sell her as a slave. I know some clients who would treat her well, though probably not as well as Anon." The tanuki offered.
>"If she would prefer it over just ransoming her back home." I quickly added. "We're not that kind of people."
>"Well, yeah." She retorted. "I'm just laying out her options so that she can think about them during her stay, but I would recommend staying here. You'd probably fit right into this family."
>"Right now we should get ready for dinner. Judging by Miss Ratatoskr's... inventory, I guess she'll need assistance while dining with us." The inari said.
>"I'll get ready." Ms. Werecat rushed to wash up and help.
>As I was ready to carry our guest, Ms. Tanuki pulled me aside and whispered "If this works out, she might become a great asset for espionage or opinion-changing. She's a journalist, right?"
>I nodded to her mouthing a "yes" before picking up the rataoskr.
>I brought her in to one of the guest rooms and sat her down on the bed.
>"I'll be back in about half an hour to get you ready. Until then just relax here.
>I put on a blindfold. I deliberately left in her gag. The reason being was I was going to record her struggle.
>Without her being able to know, I pulled out a camera and turned it on for recording. I got out a second screen so that I could monitor her while downstairs helping with preparations.
>It'll be entertaining while we wait for the food to cook.

>>21625593
She might be scared now but just wait until you show her your daughters, she'll love them.
Hell, even the most arachnophobic of moms would fawn over her Arachne granddaughters.

>>21625627
" dumb ass friend " and really more like dumb ass acquaintance but I was in a small rural town of like 350 so it wasn't worth being too upset over it and losing one of the few kids in town to play with
>>21625626
That sounds even worse because mine was just a long fat snake luckily not poisonous, but a possum seems like more

>>21625601
I'm not afraid of snakes, mice or anything mammal, but I really really fucking hate/fear big insects like cockroaches. I don't know why but I just do. I once begged my friend to come over to my place and catch this one giant roach that came out of fucking nowhere for me. That's why I never found any Bug MGs cute, except Vamp mosquitos maybe

>>21625642
I know im terrified of spiders and I still want to hug an arachne and wear the gifts she makes for me with her thread

>>21625532
I think I'll try, but I'm not making any guarantees.
I'm not really much of a lewds guy despite attempting it in the ocelot greentext. I'm pretty softcore to the point where I can easily get off from something with zero nudity as long as it's DID. Don't know why, but I'm not really into going beyond 2nd base.
I'm open to advice and suggestions, especially for writing about sexual congress and foreplay. For now, I'll just sleep on it.

>>21625656
Ratas are not squirrels, they are chipmunks!

Do you want your meido to get rid of your morning wood without waking you or for her to wake you up first and then get rid of it?

>>21625606
Lie with snek

>>21625644
I wouldn't mind a dumb Wurm acquaintance throwing a fat undead Lamia at me.

>>21625668
I need to sleep with my dick inside her. Rance said it was a good idea.

>>21625667
More like chumps

>>21625672
>zombies need warm
>snakes need warm
Oh no!

>>21625676
More like a chipmunk off the cute block

>>21625668
I'd rather just have it go down on it's own

>>21625672
I dont think that will end will for me

So how much an hour would it cost to hire a Kiki I'm know they deserve more than minimum wage

>>21625676
Rata are sexa

>>21625699
It's two loads a shift for minimum wage. Five extra loads is the standard holiday bonus.

>>21625714
So how can I convert that into USD?

>>21625718
I need about $3.50

>>21625718
You don't. Master's semen is priceless.

>When your demon girlfriend catches you playing DOOM

>>21625729
At least she didn't catch you playing HDOOM

>>21625729
She'd fake being offended so that you have to lewd her as reparations.

>>21625727
But I want to pay her in something tangible

>>21625729
>"RIP AND TEAR YOUR CLOTHES!"
>"YOU'RE HUGE! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE BUTT!"
>"RIP AND TEAR!"

>>21625734
Why the fuck does that even exist

>When you invite your werewolf girlfriend over for a session of Werewolf: The Forsaken (2nd Edition) along with a bunch of other MGs.

>>21625754
>>21625729
Can't I just play something wholesome with them? Like Twister or Jumanji?

Why would a monster masturbate when she could instead just rape a boy?

>>21625761
>Twister
>wholesome

>>21625770
How would twister work with a monster lacking legs?

>>21625729
I dunno man. Every single instance of this sort of thing has either been they don't really care or active encouragement and a desire to try it themselves.
I can't imagine a demon would be any different outside maybe tapping into those rip'n'tear instincts her ancestors had and a more likely lean towards encouragement and desire to play because its something you're interested in so she's interested in it.
>you'll never have an oni onee who will play fighter games with you ranging from streets of rage to the newest flavor of the month

>>21625772
Depends on the monster. If it's a lamia and it comes up right/left foot red you just poke a reasonable part of their tail and call that the "foot". Its a game for fun not douchebaggery so unless you're actively out to ruin it for them it should work.

>>21625812
I was just reading a dark fantasy D&D-Isekai comic and now you throw this at me.

>>21625765
When they're the submissive types, the probably high likelihood they're in jail because society isn't usually cool with stalker young children with sexual intentions, they're busy, they're away from boys, their husband isn't around, denial play, their husband told them to.

>>21624935
Holding hands with your tall stoic mamono bodyguard!

>>21625812
That rogue doesn't look like very dex build to me

Hug Zombies

>>21625858
>be necromancer
>get to sleep in a zombie pile
sounds nice

>>21625876
Gonna need a thicker blanket.

>>21625880
How comfy. You get to live in an old fort or tower too.

>>21625880
thicker zombies

>>21625888
Thick Zombies are bad. You'd think they'd help you keep warm but instead it takes that much longer to warm up their mass and so they require a whole lot more cuddles to function properly.

https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1145930378978312192
New tweets.
Demon-related.

>>21625935
>demon relate
The faithful will be rewarded. Praise the Demon Cult!

>>21625905
Sounds great!
I'm going to get the thickest zombies from the local lich's horde!

>>21625967
They are very soft at least

>>21625974
Exactly!
The softest, also may grab a ghoul or two of such softness

Do chuuni Monstergirls have their own reccuring theme song Lietmotiff:

>https://youtu.be/zhBpp0yEQH0

Your chuuni Monstergirl friend/boyfriend better have a recurring theme song for comedic purposes.

>>21625935
Sounds like Demon propaganda.
He either got caught by the extremists or is going on a tangent about how Demon contracts work in practice.
Either way do not sign anything.

>>21625676
Look at that tail!

>>21624358
Snow harpies!

>A muscular tomboy werewolf with big boobs pinning you down, shredding all of your clothing and violently pounding your cock while steadily increasing the volume of her lustful growling with every thrust.

Do Gondolier Mermaids/Merrow help you shop? Do they take coin like others or is this how they get their groceries?

>>21625997
Squirrel Girl! Up up and away!

>>21626030
What goes up, must come down.

>>21625935
Basically the first two parts are how lovey-dovey 'Demon the conqueror' can be toward humans being like

>Demon: Being happy is all men's duty. What, you're not happy? That is treason against us. Are you single? Do you like meats? Wait a second (*puts on an apron) etc, etc.

The last part of tweet is

>Even though Demons prefer to raise and spoil their husbands by taking the responsibilities all by themseleves, they are very weak to their husband's wishes so if one expresses their will to be householder strongly enough, Demons will willingly turn to lovely wives waiting home for their huband to return to work

something like this