/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>41973473
For free?

>>40438503
Like I said, I just can’t imagine that.

I treat a pretty nuk like a gold coin block from super greenworm sisters. Every time I shag her with a thrust gold coins pop out.

That's not scam. It's just good investment in your future married life.

>H-hey kid~
>Just thish once, I’ll let ya touch my tail for freeeeee…

>>39243654
That sounds like “morbidly obese” territory though.

>>37242333
Danuki peddles many forbidden wares, all for good prices, of course.

>>35965198
There you go again anon, blaming the tanukies for every little thing.
For your anti-tanuki beliefs, you have been assigned 30 days of community service at the local zipangu embassy, Miss Himari will oversee your work.

>>35510289
If they can shapeshift or otherwise magically disguise, they're tanuki.

>>35097174
Buy One Get One (free), a deal you can't resist boya~

>>34869604
They're in cahoots with the foxes. They'll claim to help you then next thing you know you're some rich danuki's boytoy after they arranged for your debt to be transferred to themselves instead.
Because nobodly makes sure a debt is collected like the 'nuki do.

>>34528572
But what if she knew you would consent, so bought you without you knowing of the deal since you can't consent to a deal you didn't know existed until she came to collect her purchase?

Fuck the financial system and eat out the rich!

>>34348955
It's called "planning ahead."

>>32002106
If I had a thicc 'nuki wife I would do that anyway.

>>31793314
>Well boya, it seems you have foiled my plans to marry you by marrying me
>You win this round, ufufu~

>>27738747
We have to go larger.

>>27173142
Let's be real here, I'd touch it for free.

>>25791797
Loyalty and animal ears.

>>23006011
Have yourself married into her family, i.e. have parents that are rich and who do not love you.

>>21796394
>Implying lonely NEET tanuki wouldn't use her parent's fortune to bribe your ISP and give her your IP adress and private search history
>Implying she wouldn't message you on steam and tell you about how depraved your search history is before listing off each website you visited and tags you searched
>Before she tells you she's into it all and would be more than willing to fulfill your degenerate dreams

>>21624552
>Forgoing a massive charisma bonus when it comes to selling/exchanging loot
Not gonna make it.

>>21273492
They're all in cahoots, I tell you.

>>20856782
What would your price be?