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>> No.40491090
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well ok

>> No.40491105
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Always marry evil

>> No.40491110

Can I interest you fine gentlemen in some Squirrel Ass?
https://files.catbox.moe/rq8pnh.png

>> No.40491114
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>>40490926
>Calls you a pervert for ogling her porcelain skin and ivory scales in the shower (even though she insists on showering with you every day)
>Huffs your sweaty gym clothes like a horny little boxer thief whenever she does the laundry
>Routinely steals your shirts, jackets, and hoodies because "they're comfy!" and "they smell like you!" And "omigod I fucking love you soooo much let's go get coffee together <3"
>Squeals and moans like a schoolgirl when you grope her cute tail
>Reverts to Zipanese when you make love
>Describes the taste of your cum as 'Umami', autistically balances your diet for optimal taste
>Can be placated with a combination of fresh seafood and rough, animalistic mating in the missionary position
>Loves to go sight-seeing, will bring a camera and insist on taking 10,000 photos during the trip
>Loves tranquil hobbies like interior decorating, flower arranging, and WHOOPING YOUR LILLY-WHITE GAIJIN ASS at Super Slut Fighter 15 I
(It's not fair she always pics Sally Mander and spams her Flameheart Ultra)

>> No.40491131
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I WANT TO smooch A LITTLE MONSTER GIRL.

>> No.40491135
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>>40491114
>autistically balances your diet for optimal taste
dang, getting minmaxed by your wife sounds kinda hot

>> No.40491150
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REAL
GOTE
HOURS

>> No.40491151

>>40491105
Nah, I'm too boring for evil girls.

>> No.40491166
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>>40491150
gote hours are now

>> No.40491168

>>40491135
vampires frequently do this for blood quality

>> No.40491173
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>Want to be intimate with other women
>Wife is cool with it
> Any attempt is immediately followed by images of wife's sad face flooding thoughts
> Always kills the mood, can't get it up

Anyone else here accidentally get married/become monogamous?

>> No.40491181

>>40491105
friendzone evil.

>> No.40491185
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Local vampire is coerced by her husband to wear embarrassing outfits.

>> No.40491190
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>>40491181
that's how you get super evils

>> No.40491210
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Jabber-sama is beach body ready!

>> No.40491211

>>40491185
hope her dhampir daughter doesn't find those photos

>> No.40491220
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>>40491181
i foresee no consequences

>> No.40491228

>>40491114
>Has cute perky tits that she's self-conscious about (her Mom and 4 sisters are all tittymonsters)
>Refuses to let you eat alone, insists on feeding you, eating some of your food, or just cuddling you and chatting your ear off while you eat
>Doesn't understand why you need to leave her to go to work, pushes you to get a remote work job
>If and when you do get a remote work job she will dress like a typical Office Lady and spend all day furiously sucking you dry under your desk until you eventually ban her from your home office during business hours
>Will be despondent for the first 15 minutes because 'you don't love her anymore' before realizing that a truly devoted housewife/secretary/slutty white sex snek would provide her big strong studmuffin with a snack to energize him for the workday
>Will bring you homemade, healthy snacks during your breaks
>Loves to hear you read out loud to her, will beg you to read her "Musashi and the Moon Princess" for the 400 millionth time
>Loves to go with you to the little coffee shop nearby, always gets a sugary confection disguised as coffee, is a happy, cheery-hearted maiden when she has her caffeine buzz on
>Has a not-so-friendly rivalry with an older Blue Oni who lives nearby, on account of the two of you chatting once in the checkout line of the Succ-U-Mart and her FAT, FLABBY BLUE MILK-SACKS being 3 times the size of her own

>> No.40491236

>>40491131
Can I have a grown-up Alice that wakes up everyday in with a huge crush on me?

>> No.40491238
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Yeti loves you!

>> No.40491247
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>>40491238
Are you sure?

>> No.40491257

>>40491135
I know all girls love essence, but I feel like Hebis would be total sluts for sashimi and if you take her out for good seafood she'd be sure to make it worth your while

>> No.40491276

>>40491236
why not houri?

>> No.40491283

>>40491276
Sure, but grown-up Alice would be super cute

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...

>> No.40491338
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40491338

Big girls with big ___?

>> No.40491352

>>40491211
Would happily show it too her. Get her all flustered and huffy but still happy that we can have some bonding time together.

>> No.40491368

>>40491338
wombs

>> No.40491378
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>>40491368
Lewd

>> No.40491380
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>>40491338
big ages

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>>40491105
>Imagine her slutty mind broken expression while she's bouncing up and down on your cock after cumming 4 times already
>Drunk on red wine, heels pinned behind her ears, begging and moaning for mercy while you pound her senseless
>Promising to renounce evil, abdicate her throne, make you Dark Lord in her place, anything to keep you from breaking her and turning her into your wanton little cock-toy and bed-wench
>Her slutty, impudent underlings cowering behind the doorframe, knowing they're next and hoping their athletic bodies and unholy lusts will let them keep up with their mistress.

Evil Monsters are built for Maledom, enslavement, and turning into wholesome wives and mothers of future heroes

>> No.40491397
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"You're a slave to history. Even after the Calamity. you and your ilk fight against the only order that can guarantee the safety of your people... You solely are responsible for this."

"What do yo have to show for yourself, Anon? Blood? Gold? A broken throne? I will bury you so completely, the world will turn over a thousand times before your body is dug up."

"You can't run, you can't hide! You made this decision long ago! You can't back out of this outcome!"

"I am Polovean! You think I take joy in fighting in my homeland!? Fighting my own people!? If you never showed up, I never would have lost everything I have."

"I should have defeated you when I had the chance. Just think! How many have you felled, Anon!?"

"If I had beaten you over Dark Rock, this war would have been over by now. It was a mistake. I intend to correct that. You know, they used to call me obsessed over you. Now, they call me their solution."

"Its me and you now. No distractions. No wingmen or comic relief side-characters. No war. Just me and you, whoever wins is the best fighter. Every safety is coming off. No second chances."

"Anon. You use the name of a dead celebrity, but what do you have fame over? The irrelevant? To be edgy and contrarian? The monstergirls and our demon lord is fighting for peace and love in this world and you are denying so many people and lives of that!"

"The people of the lands afflicted by this war and you and your ilk's actions. Do you know what you have taken from them?! Their homes! And for what!?!? To secede from the world, to remain 'pure' and 'human!?' What? You think you can fight this war again in fifty years time as you and your ilk eventually grow old, withered and decrepit!? Do you really think History will see it your way? You don't even care why you're here!"

"How does it feel to not have a country? To no have borders to define yourself against the world? How does it feel to not have ANY loved ones!?"

"Monstergirl-kind and our demon lord is building a new reality for mankind to be in peace and be loved! Our chance to be in a prosperous loving world! And this is how you've dealt with it!?!?"

"This is my Home! Here we are, fighting for Polove's Soul. This is the deal you made, right!?"

"What happens when you shoot me down!? Can you even think!? What will you return to!? Who will be your special girl or loving wife you will return to!? Where will you go!? We all know how this ends! So go ahead, shoot me down and see what happens to this world! Either way, your life ends today!"

"The rest of the New World and New Reality and even the demon lord herself will try to forget about you, but I won't! This is for the good of the world! I WILL DEFEAT YOU!"

>> No.40491407

>>40491388
>abdicate her throne, make you Dark Lord in her place
What is your first decree as the new Dark Lord Anon?

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>> No.40491421

>>40491388
It’s better when it’s a dense Anon and an ancient evil waifu. The comedy of her trying to not show her husband her evil organization and henchwomen is absolutely amazing!

>> No.40491422
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40491422

I want to worship a shirohebi.

>> No.40491429

I really hope the mods get rid of that fag.

>> No.40491436

>>40491407
Outlaw NTR, Guroporn, "Romance" stories that glorify cheating, and make it law that tragic love stories are to be re-written to be wholesomely romantic with little to no drama.

>> No.40491453

>>40491210
cuyte

>> No.40491468

I finally slept with a pudgy 8ft tall creepy yandere hag hellhound, and let me just it was amazing in koikatsu tho

>> No.40491469

>>40491407
I begin funding a project designed to capture monsters like Holsts and Kobolds from peaceful, idyllic level 1 zones and corrupt them into Miniboss characters with a slavering need to defeat and rape the innocent and pure-hearted heroes they will send against me.

Also I get some of my bros to go as well-dressed, charismatic boss characters with relatable motives and backstory and unique movesets to handle any uppity Princess Knight types.

>> No.40491473

>>40491421
>ancient evil waifu has an evil meeting with her henchman
>anon busts in with tea and snacks for his wife's "social club"
>wife glares at her henchman to stay quiet while anon passes out tea and cakes
>anon presents his wife with a special cake that has a heart on it
>gives her a big smooch on the cheek and happily goes off to leave the ladies to their "knitting"
>the room is silent as everyone eats the snacks while trying to ignore the blushing and heart pupil ancient evil

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I know a WHFxMGE guy used this image, but I did found and saved it from pixiv. So ignoring the WHFxMGE record with pic related.

What are these high elf officers thinking of?

>> No.40491481

>>40491469
level 1 zones are already hard enough. have you seen that werecat?

>> No.40491492

>>40491407
fuck taxes, everyone gets to own the latest rapeinator 9000, all monster drugs are legal, hags get first dibs, and Anons can train without getting ambushed and get past level 1. Also gonna be an underground arena between monsters and humans

>> No.40491495

>>40491421
I like that too, but there's something about cocky, oujo-sama evil girls that demands a thorough installs 2koma.

Plus, think how cute it will be to see the proud and regal Dark Lord crawling around heavily pregnant and chained to your throne, blushing as her former allies greet you, the new Dark Lord™ and swear fealty while trying not to stare and knowing they will join her if they fail you.

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>> No.40491506

>>40491496
Gonna actually do anything other than spam gachashit images?

>> No.40491522
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>>40491338
bigness

>> No.40491539

>>40491481
>Level 1 we're at infatuated with local boy
>Kidnapped by a horse of the Dark Lord's P'Orcs
>Filthy pigs force-feed her Dark Mana-infused tuna, Lilim Milk, and Demon Catnip until she is corrupted beyond saving (i.e. she has red eyes now and her voice is low and seductive)
>Now her thoughts of Anon from the idyllic life she once lived occupy her every waking moment
>Her uncontrollable lusts make her the perfect inquisitor, corrupting innocent maidens and overseeing the feeding of male Heroes to pits of Orcs, Ghouls, Vampire Mosquitos, and slimes
>her skintight latex battle suit and leather jacket marks her as a high-level commander, and her personal flag (tuna fish skeleton on a red background) is enough to terrify villages into submission
>Dreams of nothing more than getting her wicked little paws on Anon the Hero and letting him pound her si--ahem, defeating and making him her personal servant forever!

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>happy couple in the demon realm
>hes actually unemployed though...

>> No.40491702

>>40491480
Their gonna stuff you in a tank with 4 foxes

>> No.40491708

>>40491397
Wait hold up I don't check that board often, but didn't you mongoloids resurrect your thread on /tg/?

>> No.40491719

>>40491495
>Lonely Dark Lord™ hates humans because they're 'beneath her' (has a library of Forbidden Love smut)
>Vows to destroy every neighboring human kingdom
>Her minions shrug and go along because hey, free husbands
>Human anti-hero defeats the Dark Lord and enslaves her as his personal pleasure slave
>Virgin Dark Lord literally cannot handle the pleasure of Anon's average cock and stamina, only gets worse as he incubizes
>Her smut collection was entirely softcore lovey-dovey romance, so she has to be taught how to properly pleasure a cock
>Not naturally submissive, just utterly broken to pleasure, trembles in fear and anticipation whenever Anon gives her a command
>Whenever she starts recovering herself a bit and showing her independent streak, Anon ties her to the bed and wrings another half-dozen orgasms from her
>Occasionally Anon brings her former subordinates to bed as a reward for loyalty or a punishment for failure, the Dark Lord is forced to watch and schlick herself silly as Anon breaks them too
>Eventually the fallen Dark Lord embraces her fate as Anon's new brood mare/pleasure slave/pet, and seeks only to one day deliver as much pleasure to him as he does to her every night

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How safe is it to be a slave to a monstergirl? Are they typically more merciful and kind?

>> No.40491746

>>40491210
This is a photoshopped picture, Jabber-sama is definitely not beach body ready

>> No.40491762

>>40491732
>creatures that run on your spunk AND love
I'm sure it's horrible and totally not rebranded marriage with more kinky play.

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I haven't seen many Bogies lately, are they out there taking advantage of the recent "Clussy Fever"?

>> No.40491805

>>40491135
>entire forums dedicated to cum-maxing
>taste, texture, mana content, and frequency have all been refined into a perfect science
>have to wait for your wife to measure out exactly 6g of pineapple per kilogram of your body weight
>jacks you off into a glass so she can post it for the other girls
I swear I'm going to drop our wifi package if she keeps this up

>> No.40491823

>Keep calling Ms. Ryu everyday
>Ask her for snow
>Says I live in the desert kingdom and out of her jurisdiction
>And she couldn’t do it even if she wanted to
>But what if you wanted to?
>Blocks my phone number
Why are Ryus so mean?

>> No.40491833
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You wouldnt fall for such obvious bait, would you?

>> No.40491847

>>40491833
only if she promises that she'll kill me after she's done

>> No.40491858

>>40491833
No, I have trust issues so I'd never fall for a monster's trap

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I will say it again for those who did not see previous thread. It is embarrassing that there are some human villainesses out there that managed to look far more beautiful, sexier and prettier than most monstergirls. Come on monstergirls, get good and prettier.

>> No.40491901

>>40491110
Pound her ass while overdosing on the fluff

>> No.40491928

>>40491876
What monstergirl would she turn in to? We know one of her colleagues maybe a Gremlin carried around with an old-school golem. And her other dead colleague was a fire and frost combo dark mage.

>> No.40491956

>>40491876
Stop wasting image cap with your off-topic garbage

>> No.40491957

Oh nice, this faggot is replying to himself now.

>> No.40491963
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This innocent girl will be your guardian angel/little sister from now on, use her wisely.

>> No.40492007

>>40491963
>Little sister
>Is easily a foot taller than you, slim, brown, athletic, loves to wear slit dresses or daisy dukes
>Has the pure heart of a guardian angel

Based, they say every time a bell rings an angel gets her wings, do church bells count?

>> No.40492014

>>40491963
Is that bicycle shot a reference to Frivolous Lola?

>> No.40492030

>>40491957
>now
always did

>> No.40492061
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>Walk by your roommate doing the laundry
>....wait a second, you don't have a roommate

>> No.40492091
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>>40491247
Positive

>> No.40492097

Whoevers the owner of the mega folder, left your encryption on

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Yeah, now that you mention it, how long has this Gremlin been crashing at my place?

>> No.40492136

>>40491708
They try to revive it every few months but their autism inevitably kills it again in a day or two.

>> No.40492267

Post your most suggestive hellhound pics please!

>> No.40492375

>>40492136
I see that there is actually a combined Lewd RPG General now, even incorporated their old thread in its OP. But I guess being annoying shitstains here is more fun than taking their autism to the appropriate place for it.

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>>40492267

>> No.40492407
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I've sent over bad romance anime for the monsters to watch so try to avoid walking near walls or this is going to happen to you

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>>40492061
>of course I don't.
>it's my beloved wife that I've loved all my life
>how clumsy of me to take her for my roommate like that

>> No.40492519
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>>40491105
THE EVIL WOMAN
https://youtu.be/nxz1DuVaRr8
would she like that song?

>> No.40492530
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Kot Tok

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How do I repair an ancient, magical seal?
Respond quickly it's a time sensitive matter

>> No.40492586
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>>40492407
How can I forget the classic Romance Anime of Thunderwan The Destroyer.

>> No.40492607
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>masturbates in your bed to mark it

>> No.40492619

>>40492607
how many times, woman!? I told you a hundred times, your pussy juices belong in my stomach!

>> No.40492621
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SEX
E
X

>> No.40492628

>>40492550
>sleep paralisis demon sucks your dick and calls you a scared pussy

>> No.40492655

>>40492619
>Get home from work because beast wife going into heat
>Snail Trails Everywhere, the couch, every single chair and somehow on the large sliding glass door
>Wife no where in sight, get to the bedroom and you are greeted by the sight her of scooting across and she simply states you should have taken a sick day if you didn't want everything marked.

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>>40492607
>come home
>shower drain is clogged with hur
>burger patties you prepared for today are gone
>bed is damp and reeks of fox
>but still no fox to be found anywhere
>this is the 10th time this month
fucking sneaky furball, she's going to regret it when I catch her

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>>40492556
sorry bud, but sealing is illegal now. also, unsealing a fox counts as a marriage proposal. ya know, ancient fox tradition and stuff. so congratulations, i guess.

>> No.40492763

>>40492621
Would the child of a dragon zombie be a normal dragon or a zombie one?

>> No.40492793

>>40492685
Man locksmiths must make fortune sith how much men need to change locks

>> No.40492794

>>40492704
Hold on a second, I didn't even unseal the fox, it just broke from old age.
I wasn't even informed I was moving onto land that contained a sealed fox

>> No.40492886

>>40492763
undead is a race, so they would be another zombie dragon

>> No.40492889

>>40492794
You entering the room changed pressure and temperature, causing the last microstrand to break apart, therefore you are guilty. No, her peeling it off almost entirely doesn't count, because she didn't technically break it.

>> No.40492908
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40492908

>>40492794
then you're fine and unmarried for now, however, as the home owner you're obliged to offer her permanent residence as she reintegrates with society. and no, moving wont save you, shes your responsibility now.

>> No.40492930

>>40492794
thats what they all say kid.
truth is you should buy a rose gold ring with a ruby on it, instead of white gold with diamond, those ancient calamity foxes just love the color red.

>> No.40492959
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>> No.40493096

>>40492959
is that a whale girl?

>> No.40493114
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>>40493096
Yes

>> No.40493151

>>40493114
I want to lick and molest those two tendrils around her face, they must be squishy and pleasantly wet.

>> No.40493334

>>40492886
Which is a bit confusing in the case of dragon zombies but I don't think KC has any other example of monster becoming undead even though it seems possible.
I just think he didn't think it through

>> No.40493382

>>40493334
well default undead is human, but other monsters can become undead too, my headcanon at least, though im pretty sure he said other types of monsters can be undead as well, along with being parasitized by slime or cursed swords

>> No.40493419

>>40493382
The cursed sword waifu giving birth to little swords problem.

>> No.40493453

>>40493419
i would assume its a succubi with a sword attached to it already

>> No.40493536

>>40493419
Your daughter comes out strapped with a knife, df style.

>> No.40493757

>Scammed the dumbest wurm alive
>Promised to be a loving husband if she marries me
>I don’t even love her at all
>I adore her
>What a dummy

>> No.40493775
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40493775

>>40493757
kek, dumb snake

>> No.40493878
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40493878

I like to think that minos aren't actually dumb at all. That they're actually quite intelligent. It's just they put zero effort into anything that doesn't interest them. And since all they like to do is sleep, eat, fight, and fuck, that's what they're good at.

They can cook the best meaty foods. They're expert warriors and can teach refined fighting techniques that center around brute force and throwing around heavy weight. And they can cuddle and pleasure a man like it's nobody's business.

They have no need for refined speech, math, fashion, salads, ranged weapons, or silly concepts like money or property.

She attracts a mate by appearing to be sleeping, and when they step too close to the loot, she grabs them and forces them into a strong, yet comfy, snuggle hug while she finishes her nap. Then the lewd begins once she wakes.

Also, almost every minotaur will shit on you for using knifes and swords. Axes, hammers, and maces are the weapons of choice. Preferably two-handed weapons. You will get made fun of for using a one-handed axe or mace for being a weakling, but she still respects the weapon choice. Two-handed axes and hammers, that's what she loves

>> No.40493919

>>40493878
Sorry lady, i use a gun
going in melee is for meatheads

>> No.40493921

>>40492763
A normal dragon baby i guess?

>> No.40493947

>>40493919
>Gun
And that's why you got raped unconscious by a level 1 slime.

Melee reigns supreme. Dump all points into strength and endurance

>> No.40493956

>>40493878
>when they step too close to the loot
This is why every adventurer should learn some kind of telekinesis spell

>> No.40493970

>>40493956
Haha, just be careful not to "accidentally" slip up and target her chains.

>> No.40493978 [DELETED] 

>>40491105
>mmed the dumbest wurm alive
>>Promised to be a loving husband if she marries me
>>I don’t even love her at all
>>I adore her
>>What a dummy
I wanna marry an evil lich that hates all life.
Except me, she would kill (well, turn into undeads really) anyone who would harm me.

>> No.40493997

>ancient fox hag decides to play videogames with her husband
>eventually they get to terraria
>she picks up a metal detector
>it always says "fossil detected nearby"

>> No.40494012

>>40493878
>melee
I will tell you what i told my former dragon knight companion...melee is worthless and you get in the way instead of helping me
Guns>melee

>> No.40494029

>>40493919
>>40494012
>Mino weilds a canon like it's a shotgun

>> No.40494031

>>40494012
See >>40493947

>> No.40494032

>>40493947
>get isekai'd into MGE
>easy peasy i got a gun, no unwanted wife for me
>shoot lvl 1 slime
>bullet just plonks in there doing 0 damage but aggroing the slime
Well then

>> No.40494049
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40494049

>>40493878
I want to visit the Minotaur city of Minos and continue the tradition of teasing the guards, just like the Anubis' in Egypt.

>> No.40494081

>>40493947
>using weapons at all.
nah let me tell ya how it is, ya dump EVERYTHING into agility.
you can outrun everything. even a sandworm.

>> No.40494098

>>40494081
You need to be max level to outrun a sandworm

>> No.40494107

>>40494081
>running instead of fighting/shooting
Pathetic

>> No.40494122

>>40494081
I bet Minotaurs have lewd fantasies about overpowering Dex-build Anons, holding them tight while they try to escape her grip, riding them senseless, then raising beautiful DEX/STR children together.

>> No.40494166

>>40494049
Imagine having diplomatic immunity when visiting, could grab any Minotaur boobs you want, help yourself to fresh milk.

>> No.40494168

Small INT/WIS men belong to big STR monsters

>> No.40494202
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40494202

WHM Wurm

>> No.40494203

>>40494081
Running uses stamina, not agility.

>> No.40494227
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40494227

>>40494168
Going to rock his cute little nerd world.

>> No.40494230

>>40494166
>diplomatic immunity
Sucking on mino breasts is not a crime though, it's an official and legally binding marriage proposal.
Diplomatic immunity won't stop your new wife from carrying you off to your new home and starting your honeyMOOn

>> No.40494277

>>40494168
So gun users aka doomguy wannabes belong to demons?

>> No.40494293

>>40494049
I'm interested in the Mino princess.

>> No.40494305
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40494305

>>40494227
Oh no.

>> No.40494306

>>40494168
What about DEX or Faith men?

>> No.40494309

>>40494202
Wee hates emu?

>> No.40494314
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>>40491077

>> No.40494378

>>40494293
The ultimate tomboy

>> No.40494395
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40494395

Im going to train to be the strongest creature alive and just use my bare fists in MGE, as well as get creepy monsters as my wives
>>40494202
wurms are the best girl

>> No.40494416

Okay, here's the deal. You're gonna get to cuddle with a monster for an hour. No sex. Just wholesome cuddling. At least for that hour. After that hour, you'll get to decide whether to pursue something more intimate or just go your separate ways and look for true love elsewhere.

Here're the monsters available:
>Beelzebub (Slender, young adult physique)
>Lizardman (Semi-muscular physique)
>Sandworm (Well-endowed physique)
>Scylla (Exotic | Average physique)
For some reason, this baphomet volunteered out of nowhere, but she's available as well:
>Runya Runya (Loli physique)

So who you gonna cuddle with, anon?
Will you pursue further relations, or will you just enjoy the experience and move on?

>> No.40494421

>>40494081
Little monk…

>> No.40494427

>>40494416
Scylla sounds nice
I'd rather a Kraken but you take what you can get

>> No.40494445

>>40494032
Of course you'll want it, because all monsters mindbreak men into loving them no matter what they look like.
It's in the book I checked.
You think slimes are horrifying? Slugs, insects? Not for much longer.
>, one's aesthetic sense will have changed so that he feels that the grotesque parts and organs of monsters are beautiful. Other than that, one's sense of time and values concerning work and recreation will also change so that it becomes more convenient to live with monsters.
The guide also has a bit about how art flourishes among monsters, which I like.

>> No.40494462

>>40494309
White Mage. Final Fantasy. Come on anon, this is basic vidya knowledge, can't you recognize the dress?

>> No.40494491
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40494491

>>40494416
Beezles don't get enough love. I'll cuddle her

>> No.40494508

>>40494416
Runya runya is a hard sell because I don't care for writing and don't want a magiclet.

>> No.40494509

>>40494416
Lizardman has the best physique and I think would be the best for a relationship afterwards. Scylla wins if it's just cuddling, but I would be more than fine with her as a girlfriend.

>> No.40494528

Im going to make a burg shop that runs itself in MGE why? Cause monsters need to learn of the taste of the burger and fries

>> No.40494586

>>40494528
Wasn't there a burger in Dragonia? I'd try my luck with pizzeria cause I don't think pizza was confirmed.

>> No.40494606

how do you keep an mg from doing something
drastic ?

>> No.40494609

>>40494586
Would you put pineapple on pizza?

>> No.40494624
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40494624

>>40491238
Yakutsk Yetis have free access to cuddling whenever they want, no one bats an eye because it's so cold and their eyes are frozen

>> No.40494625
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40494625

>>40494416
I don't understand the question, why is there only one option?

>> No.40494639

>>40494609
I wanted to spread the word about pizza, not start a war.

>> No.40494646

>>40494586
its more like a falafel sandwich

>> No.40494668

>>40494462
I never played any Final Fantasy. All my knowledge of that series is limited to Kingdom Hearts 1.

>> No.40494677

>>40494625
fluffy paws

>> No.40494713

>>40494586
I'd do quesadillas

>> No.40494742
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40494742

>>40491077

>> No.40494818

>>40494639
But I want a war because someone served pineapple on pizza with pepperoni

>> No.40494937

The only monsters that can compete with dormouse for best smelling (and tasting) monster would be sugar cane/beet alraunes and fruit alraunes.

Dormouse has the upper hand though since they're more mobile, and you don't need to live outside.
Dormouse is unbeatable if she lives outside Wonderland.

Still, I think dormouse is severely underrated. Definitely top tier cuddle material
>Big enough to keep the bed warm
>Small enough to not take up much space
>Heavy sleeper, won't get upset if you toss and turn
>Fuzzy ears and tail to molest until you fall asleep
They definitely give yetis a run for their money

>> No.40494949
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40494949

>>40494937

>> No.40494987

>>40494937
>he forgot about trolls

>> No.40494997

you know with the competition for limited amount of men mgs probably have slurs for different species

>> No.40495015
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40495015

>>40494937
I would consider a large one.

>> No.40495029

>>40494997
I want to hear what they would call each other

>> No.40495111

I want to live in the Scotland of wonderland

>> No.40495198
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40495198

Do Shrooms, anon

>> No.40495227

>>40495198
god no

>> No.40495233

>>40495227
why?

>> No.40495240

>>40495233
fungus creeps me out

>> No.40495247
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>>40495240
but why? They wont do you any harm

>> No.40495288

>>40495247
hatters are pretty mild on the "shroom monster" scale

>> No.40495339
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40495339

What are they talking about?

>> No.40495359

>>40495339
probably just baaing

>> No.40495373

>>40495288
How about the bouncing shrooms?

>> No.40495376
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>>40491131
I want to kiss AND fuck little monster girls.

>> No.40495389
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I believe in dragon supremacy

>> No.40495405
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>>40495389
no

>> No.40495434

>>40495405
Any objections or arguments?

>> No.40495440

>>40495389
dragons are fat and old

>> No.40495458

>>40495389
>>40495440
also smell, are haughty for no reason, run out of breath in a foot race with in 10 secs, call me a little boy and are fat

>> No.40495463

>>40494306
Faith get demons

>> No.40495465

>>40495434
they smell and are often fat

>> No.40495485

>>40495465
>>40495458
>>40495440
Lies and propaganda

>> No.40495522

>>40495485
It's true, Dragons are fat and smelly. You can smell one from a mile away since they stay in their caves watching their hoard, like the hikkineets they are

>> No.40495547
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>> No.40495575

>>40495547
I know it would hurt and realistically I wouldn't want it, but any time I see a martial artist monster like this part of my brain instinctually desires to have her beat my ass

>> No.40495577

I want to see the dragonia branch of the church of our milky lady

>> No.40495587

>>40495547
Whenever I see a martial arts monster. I want to train and fight each other until we are the best in the whole world then turn our last match into how we made the next generation of fighters

>> No.40495602

>>40495575
she just knocks your hp bar down a little bit. i'm sure it's fine

>> No.40495622
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40495622

>An ancient evil awakens

>> No.40495653

>>40495622
She should go back to sleep, breakfast won't be ready for a while yet

>> No.40495654

best monster to be a living daki for?

>> No.40495661

>>40495654
Oni

>> No.40495676

>>40495622
>She finds (you) and draws many doujins of her and (you)
>And many monsters read those doujins so when they look at you, they pervertedly giggle

>> No.40495677

>>40495654
every snake

>> No.40495685

>>40495676
Anon what the fuck

>> No.40495695

>>40495685
So you wouldnt want a monster to make doujins about you?

>> No.40495694
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>>40495677
Bunyips in particular

>> No.40495707

>>40495654
bogey

>> No.40495709

>>40495654
Jinko

>> No.40495716

>>40495694
Why is that anon?
>>40495695
that just sounds weird,i wouldnt be prepared

>> No.40495725

>>40495716
its either that or a one to one replica of you as a completely realstic love

>> No.40495733
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40495733

Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

>> No.40495743
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40495743

>love comics from both east and west
>sometimes spend hours of my day looking at artists drawing on the youtubes
>the only thing that actually makes me want to learn to draw myself though is porn
Art Fairies don't judge, right? They'll still teach you, right?

>> No.40495742

>>40495733
>shes the good cop, Bogies the bad cop

>> No.40495745
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40495745

>>40495716
Look at her. You would be literally surrounded by white fluff. Bunyips are the best cuddlers, no contest.

>> No.40495754

>>40495743
Bro, She would help you just to be able draw porn, they love drawing porn

>> No.40495767

whats the theme song to mge?

>> No.40495776

>>40495767
you fucking your wiife to a beat

>> No.40495787

>>40495776
>Bicorn listening to a 10 hour loop of you fucking your other wife to a song
>"Damn, this song is fire"

>> No.40495796

>>40495787
>bicorn music making wife making songs using sounds from you fucking your other wife

>> No.40495806
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>>40495745
pregnant bunyips must be a handful

>> No.40495809

>>40495796
>"Hubby, we need to get you a amazoness wife. We need more base."

>> No.40495820

>>40495767
>>40495776
This
https://youtu.be/f7LhiQVmJG8
But it's cheeks clapping and pelvises breaking

>> No.40495834

>>40495809
>amazon enters hubby's room thinking she scored
>room is filled with recording equipment with bicorn ready to start recording

>> No.40495845

>>40495809
>newest album release in the bicorn beats genre
>pregnant sex
>more base, belly drum taps, sloshing titties

>> No.40495846

>>40495834
but she did scored,didnt she?

>> No.40495854

>>40495820
>the yell from you getting pelvis broken by a big jabberwock is used as the bass drop and the sound of you grunting is used as the counter melody for the melody made from you moaning while getting molested by a big fat tentacle monster girl

>> No.40495859
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>>40494606
squish them routinely

>> No.40495882

>>40494606
Impregnation should keep them mellow for a few months,instead they will focus all their attention to you

>> No.40495884

>>40495846
yes but she also only scored 7/10 on review sites

>> No.40495886

>>40495845
>the next album, Cow
>Many moos, many sloshy tits, many sounds made from milk drinking/ milk hitting things at a high pressure

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>>40495653
>An ancient evil goes back to bed

>> No.40495907
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40495907

look at jabberwock chan and tell me she aint cute

>> No.40495916

>>40495907
Her curvy body scares me

>> No.40495923

>>40495907
she is...rotund

>> No.40495932

>>40495923
fuck you anon that made me chuckle

>> No.40495933

>>40495733
i like her too tiny jacket a lot

>> No.40495935

>>40495907
poor bikini is gonna snap and smack anon in the face

>> No.40495937

>>40495886
Solo albums when?

>> No.40495945

>>40495937
>wet raiju noises
well she is the expert at solo play

>> No.40495948

>>40495111
Pretty landscapes, lots of rain? Me too. I unfortunately live in normal scotland.

>> No.40495957

>>40495907
Looks chubby

>> No.40495976
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40495976

Going to Zipangu as a tourist and getting stalked all the way to your home country by a shirohebi!

>> No.40495981

>>40495976
Snek on a plane?

>> No.40495989

>>40495976
i want to take refuge in a barricaded shack while lusty shirohebis tear at loose planks trying to get inside

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>>40495976
>getting a free complimentary hebi
brb booking a flight to zipangu

>> No.40496020

>>40495989
she will tear the entire wall off in seconds

>> No.40496029

>>40495935
and why is that bad?
>>40495957
Shes just big boned but still cute!

>> No.40496038

>>40496020
that's a lot of Love Power

>> No.40496071

>>40495907
She'll be cuter after a plushification potion from the local tanuki

>> No.40496072

>>40495923
and very soft

>> No.40496084

>>40496071
so she becomes part bogey?

>> No.40496090
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40496090

>>40496038
Baby crazy lonely monsters are a force to be reckoned with

>> No.40496097
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>>40495989
>seeing flashes of alabaster-white scales through the cracks in the walls
>hearing slithering all around you, the cracking and splintering wood, and their whispered promises of what they're going to do to you
>having absolutely no way out
hebis are frightening

>> No.40496112
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40496112

>>40494586

>> No.40496119

>>40496112
Its all spicy isnt it

>> No.40496127

>>40496119
plausible

>> No.40496150
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40496150

>>40496112
burgs are good dragon bait

>> No.40496151

>>40496112
I wonder, can you get fresh dragon milk in any restaurant or dragon kefir from an undead dragon running a resturant?

>> No.40496164

Gonna call a dragon knight a pervert because she only saves men to get in their pants.

>> No.40496170

>>40496164
Its a very effective tactic,i would drop my pants if a dragon saved me

>> No.40496193

>>40496164
>it was anon running away from a demonrealm scorpion
still counts i guess

>> No.40496202

>>40496150
>uaing burgs to luring dragons into your home
>using them to domesticate a wild dragon

>> No.40496204

Date the kiki hag.

>> No.40496217

>>40496204
I will, but she keeps telling Im too young for her which leads me into giving her hunch for a week, I will try agin dressed in my finest suit

>> No.40496219

>>40496217
She is pretty desperate to have a man move into her estate though.

>> No.40496231

>>40496219
So i should just break in and declare myself the new master of the house then?

>> No.40496242

>>40496112
>Dragon size is recommended for our couples
I want my wife's thighs to come in dragon size.

>> No.40496245

>>40496231
You could just do the normal romance path you know.

>> No.40496257

>>40496245
it's a little boring

>> No.40496260

>>40491719
nice

>> No.40496266

>>40496245
but it wouldnt be as fun for both me and her, I want to be that ruffian, that street urchin that unwashed peasant that this noble kiki falls for, and just as quick as I break in, I give her a good frenching that leaves her unable to move then run leaving a note when Im going to come next

>> No.40496267
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>>40496257
Don't scare her though

>> No.40496268

>>40496112
>buy your holstaur some dragonfire grass to try
>observe results

>> No.40496275

Is that a dare?

>> No.40496284

>>40496267
eh, she knows martial arts and stuff. any would-be robber gets bodied and tied to a chair for some intensive corrective master training

>> No.40496287

>>40496267
thats a perfect kiki, just perfect
>>40496268
>Watch holst-chan drink her own milk vigorously

>> No.40496309

>>40496267
Just imagine this is your maid/wetnurse from when you were a kid

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>> No.40496327

>>40496284
>tied to a chair for some intensive corrective master training
Imagine the demon silver laced glove handjobs

>> No.40496346

>>40496309
You'd be a very healthy child

>> No.40496349

>>40496346
By thats do you mean fat?

>> No.40496351

>>40496316
>her horns clonk on the door frames every time
Silly gote

>> No.40496354

>>40496327
>kiki's been going at it for hours
>beg her to stop
>you didn't say it with enough authority; she isn't convinced
this master stuff is harder than it looks

>> No.40496361

>>40496346
not only that, no other girl would ever catch your eye, always trying to drink that milk again
>>40496349
all monster milk will build tons of muscle

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>>40496351
>her hips clonk the doorway every time
now we're talking

>> No.40496395

>>40496377
She getting quite embarrassed everytime her fat ass gets stuck in the doorway

>> No.40496415

>>40496084
>Turning whoever drinks it into a lifesized plush doll compelled to find and cuddle their partner into submission
More or less

>> No.40496423

>>40496415
fumo bogey when

>> No.40496425

>>40496415
i'd give one to a manticore. you know, as a prank

>> No.40496444

>>40496415
do they get button eyes?

>> No.40496451

>>40496395
Or her massive tits
Or fat tail
Gosh, doors are not made for monstergirls

>> No.40496453
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>Dragon wife cooks you a delicious burger
>All she made for herself is a sad looking salad
>She's worried about ruining her abs that you love so much
Always remember to be thankful to your /fit/ dragon.

>> No.40496456

>>40496170
>Dragon knight saves anon
>Before she can even start her monolog about how you can replay her by having sex with her you already have your pants off
>She still tries to have the whole speech while stammering and unable to take her eyes off your dick

>> No.40496460

>>40496425
>plastic spines bounce harmlessly off you
oh how the turn tables

>> No.40496473

>>40496425
make sure she doesn't prank you with one once it wears off

>> No.40496474

>>40496267
that kiki needs to start childbearing ASAP

>> No.40496477

>>40496453
nah, I'd make sure she dont got abs

>> No.40496478

>>40496453
But she needs nutrients, not starvation.

>> No.40496488

>>40496473
>every time she squeezes you all you say is "i love you"
does this break the manticore?

>> No.40496492

>>40496453
I'lll have the abs, my dragon can be soft and pudgy

>> No.40496509

>>40496477
>>40496492
Pudgy dragons are bad,
The soft belly and love handles make them lose their fierce aura, their domineering presence and they regal looks.

>>40496478
Don't worry, she's drinking plenty of special protein shakes.

>> No.40496511

>>40496453
Listen, she needs to either be big and soft or big and bulky with muscle or some combination.
So its time to get minomilk in her diet and increase that intake.

>> No.40496540
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I want fox milk.

>> No.40496541

>>40496509
>their regal looks
the nobility have the chance of being pudgy compared to the poor workimg peasnts of the field, so they will look exra regal with pudge, and they can dominate rooms by eating the most

>> No.40496559

>>40496453
I prefer she gets buff, so she needs the protein.

>> No.40496588

>>40496453
>eating a salad
>as if she was a cow
>and she has such sad titties doe one
>And her tail is tinyy and skinny
Donate to the dragon feeding organization to prevent sad dragons with small tits and tiny weak tails, toady. Every 60 secs, a dragon gets called a tailet

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>>40496540
I want chromatic aberration to die.

>> No.40496612

>>40496540
>>40496592
>last captured frame from helmet camera of UN expeditionary forces member sent through the portal

>> No.40496613
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>>40496592
Pet of the Yakumo's

>> No.40496620
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40496620

Hey anon
Hey anon
HEY ANON, WHAT DID I ASK YOU?

>> No.40496628

>>40496620
You asked me what you asked me.

>> No.40496636
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>>40495622
What about non ancient evil girls?

>> No.40496644

>>40496628
>Anon was milked by the haku in front of the whole class for being a smart ass

>> No.40496651

>>40496620
They were called Minutemaids because that's how long it took for them to extract juice from a freshly stiffened stem.

>> No.40496663

I love tittymonsters.

>> No.40496665

>>40496453
thank you /fit/ dragon although starvation shouldn't be needed with mamono mana

>> No.40496689

>>40496612
i want to see the wonderland found footage

>> No.40496692

>>40496651
>Anon was left outside tied to a pole, naked and slathered in honey and candy for being offtopic for the bugs

>> No.40496715

>>40496689
i see lots of soldiers being made into shotas

>> No.40496717

I'm so warped mentally by years of consuming dating/relationship blackpills dissolved in a soup of three-letter or just implicitly misogynistic hentai, I can't help but feel paranoia and disbelief even when reading comfy shorts by local writefags. Fucking kill me.

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>>40496689
>just a close up of soaked pink bird crotch

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>>40496689
You fool.
The footage itself acts as a portal.

>> No.40496813

>>40496736
i wanna go there to see what type of food they got

>> No.40496816

Orgasming whenever lilim wife rubs her tail against your body while walking past you!

>> No.40496841

>>40494609
Taste minmaxxers are going to order "Hawaiian" for their Husbandos

>> No.40496860

>>40496689
>last soldier hyperventilating in a cave
>pink blurs from rustling bushes
>disembodied purple ass
>a man facedown in pajama rat tea
>some legs sticking out of an oversized eggshell
>they were all picked off
>he can still hear their screams and moans in his head
>he feels a tug on his sleeve
>from behind a little girls voice says "hey mister"
the footage ends here

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>>40496354
I imagine kiki meidos are god tier at handjobs in general.

>> No.40496899

>>40496886
Prostate milking.

>> No.40496905

>>40496316
She looks like she rapes men

>> No.40496911

>>40496899
Anon, that’s gay, ya know

>> No.40496917

>>40494416
^this is a good prompt--it has an interesting and varied group of Monstergirls from outside Thread Meta, and an interesting and thought-provoking scenario.

It would be a tough sell since I love Scylla's and Lizzie's both. Not sure what a Beezle Bug Hug would feel like, but provided she doesn't insist on eating in the bed I guess she'd be nice too.

I guess I gotta go with Thicc Sandworm, although since I assume the Sandworm would involve cuddling inside her mouth, it might be hard to extricate yourself afterward.

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>>40496905
that's a harmful stereotype

>> No.40496919

>>40496899
I prefer to be milked by her ussy

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>>40496911
How.

>> No.40496926

>>40496918
I wish to have sickly sweet romance with this succ

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>>40496922
>that smile
>those hand movements
Oh no!

>> No.40496946

>>40496922
Anything up the butt that ain’t a prostate exam is

>> No.40496951

>>40496922
>that smile
>those hand movements
Oh yes!

>> No.40497057

>>40496260
Thanks, I know most anons here are femdom but every once in a while haughty Monstergirls deserve to have the tables turned
>>40496918
>Love-Detective Succ is going to solve the mystery of which girl Anon likes if it's the last thing she does!

>> No.40497066

>>40497057
i aint, I like both dominating and being dominated

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>>40491077

>> No.40497079

>>40497077
this was posted twice, but still. wurmy is a cutey

>> No.40497135

>>40497057
>you shook off a full blast charm spell from a lilim?
>oh, yeah. i guess she wasn't my type
>anon scoots closer to the succ
it is a mystery

>> No.40497206

>>40496164
>"you're not one of those pervert dragons, are you?"
>"umm... no?"
>"oh that's a shame, I was hoping I'd get rescued by one of those pervert dragons"
>"wait I mean yes!"

>> No.40497216

I got no problems with bapho fuckers, but do parents in MGE get any sort of agency in their daughter's sexual life? I don't mean freaky shit like no sex until you are 20, but if i had a beautiful baby Demon/ Manticore/ wathever i'd be pretty horrified at the idea of a middle aged loli fucker getting with her while she's an 8 year old
Is reject for partners with a gigantic age gap a hereditary trait?

>> No.40497233

>>40497216
you can shelter your little girl but it does increase incest risk

>> No.40497270

>>40497216
or set her up with your friends son whose the same age

>> No.40497271

>>40497216
I don't think you get a choice. What she rapes, she rapes.

>> No.40497289

>>40496354
>>kiki's been going at it for hours
>>beg her to stop
>she won’t stop cleaning that one spot on the wall that won’t come out

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>>40491077

>> No.40497292

>>40497270
That must be an actual problem considering how many daughters most mamonos tend to pop out
If we live in a version of MGE where males can be made from a human+monster couple the ratio female to male would still be extremely unbalanced, people with sons would be swamped with friends asking to set his son up with their daughter/daughters
<va2gn

>> No.40497295

>>40497292
When you land a bapho please remember your friend anon might still be waiting for one!

>> No.40497314

>>40497292
>If we live in a version of MGE where males can be made from a human+monster couple
>female to male would still be extremely unbalanced
uhhh, first thing sons will be born from mamono in the span of one generation (so maximum 20 years) and the second thing - it's not stated anywhere that births will be skewed towards females

>> No.40497331

>>40497314
>sons will be born from mamono in the span of one generation
I don't know why, but I always found that answer to be super boring.
I want them to eventually be able to be able to birth men, but one generation (if it's a human generation and not say, a demons which can be 2000+ years) seems so short.

>> No.40497346

>>40497331
they've been waiting for 1000 years, imagine how many pairs waited for their beloved sons and didn't get them
also I think that: 1 generation = right after you get portaled, so that you still have the hordes of single monsters coming for your dick to choose from, but can still have sons, if you want to

>> No.40497354

>>40497346
>nasa didn't announce they found the portals in space yet

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>>40496377
>when you have to fish Dokutah out of Suzuran's tails again

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>>40496592
does it not hurt other peoples eyes? i don't get it

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ded

>> No.40497460

>>40497446
Wights rule, vamps drool

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>> No.40497469

>>40497314
Sons will start popping out after 1 generation? I always assumed it was an unsolvable problem and the main "conflict" of the setting
The more you know

>> No.40497475

>>40497469
How new?

>> No.40497477

>>40497469
he's assuming they fixed it when the portals open.

>> No.40497478

>>40497314
>first thing sons will be born from mamono in the span of one generation
????

>> No.40497513

>>40497475
Not very
Around 2 years?
I didn't read any of the main books if it's written in there somewhere, just all the encyclopedia entries and a bunch of fanworks

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>>40497469
the conflict is deciding which girl to take you

>> No.40497536

>>40497446
>vampire mistress drinking from her shog maid

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>>40491077
Foxy fox

>> No.40497552
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>>40497526
I felt more safe when she was holding the cleaver.

>> No.40497577

>>40497552
I wish to break the noise level rules in the library with koakuma

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undead-on-undead violence

>> No.40497603

>>40496636
>Ancient evil was sealed before she could become a threat like her mother
>She's now unsealed and vows to take revenge
>She will force foolish humans to eat vegetables and read boring school books

>> No.40497609

>>40497513
To be fair I think it wasn't brought up in the books, but KC confirmed it several times in the Q&As, which was talked about here on multiple occasions.
>15)If there are too many mamono, then won't they have problems because of the lack of men? Probably then harems and the like will become common.
>If the number of mamonos increases to a level when there are not enough free men, then the balance between the Demon Lord and the Chief Goddess, whose will prevents the incubus from being born from the marriage of a human man and a mamono, will already be canceled. And the birth of incubi, who are human males, from a mamono mother will already become commonplace.

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>>40497603
pretty messed up to seal an evil before she did anything.

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>>40491077
Hebis are sweethearts

>> No.40497639

>>40497591
also known as advanced slapstick

>> No.40497656

>>40497619
>Anon goes to his local shrine to pray that he'll receive Valentine's chocolate this year
>Valentine's Day happens, no one gives them any at school
>That is until the hebi shrine maiden sneaks a box in his locker

>> No.40497658

>>40497591
how do undead decide when to stop fighting? not like they're going to get fatigued.

>> No.40497659

>>40497216
>if i had a beautiful baby Demon/ Manticore/ wathever i'd be pretty horrified at the idea of a middle aged loli fucker getting with her while she's an 8 year old
Things tend to work out for the better in MGE and monster girls have a good sense for character, if she did get an older boyfriend you could expect him to have some kind of class and not be a hideous fat hentai man or a satanic rothchild ghoul or something.

>> No.40497676

>>40497591
imagine getting kidnapped to be some rich wights husband

>> No.40497700

>>40497617
there was a short lived era of redflag laws in MGEmerica, caused everything from sealing children to grounding a raiju
that provoked ancient evils into doing more than just kidnapping men for sex or peacefully taking over order held towns and improving the quality of life.
i believe "napalm fox" was the most popular nickname for ancient evils of the time.

>> No.40497701

>>40497658
When their parents or their boyfriends/husbands tell them to go home.

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>> No.40497746

>>40497733
i want koakuma, shes best girl

>> No.40497756

Who is the most hated character?

>> No.40497762

>>40497756
you

>> No.40497763

>>40497756
gosh darn bunyips

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>>40497756

>> No.40497786

>>40497659
>hideous fat hentai man
Anon why are you forcing a bad end on me

>> No.40497805

>>40497756
greenworm ate my garden

>> No.40497816

>>40497733
I headcanon that Darkstalkers girls, Touhous, Lum Invader and the announcers in Yu-Yu-Hakusho will all be viewed as respected pioneers once the portal opens.

>> No.40497822

>>40497446
Who is ceobe? Some druggie?

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>>40497805
Well when you leave all your crops out unprotected and looking all submissive and edible then you're just asking for it

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>>40497822
Wan-girl operator from Arknights who has an affinity for mushrooms.

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>>40497856
>Veggies be looking Submissive and Edible
Kek. Idk why but I started giggling like a retard when I read that.

>> No.40497899

>>40497805
I once tried to grow cauliflowers, which went well until they all got eaten by caterpillars. Yes, they were green.

>> No.40497915

>>40497886
Made for punting

>> No.40497924

>>40497756
MGE lore wise? either willamaria's dad or merses mother
MGE profile wise? siths followed closly by matango and humpty egg
MGQ? Anything drawn by setouchi
Monster musume? depends on who you ask, but it's often mero or that one cow

>> No.40497959

Where did all the writers go?

>> No.40497974

>>40497924
>Anything drawn by setouchi

>> No.40497985

>>40497959
Got bored. There's only so much one can write.

>> No.40498020

>>40497915
i feel like they'd have that bag of sand texture where you sink into it

>> No.40498066

>>40497886
Made for use as an onahole

>> No.40498091

>>40497959
Without going full /tg/ or /d/ there are limits on what you can write for MGE that also isn't 50+ chapters.

>> No.40498110

>>40497959
Im here
i've been here for almost 10 years now

>> No.40498202

>>40497924
Setouchi's girls are just mediocre and forgettable, it's those Delphinus and Shimpi horrors that are really hated

>> No.40498213
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Anon, quick, take off your armor, it has -50 lightning resistance!

>> No.40498245

>>40498213
but it's leather...

>> No.40498347

>>40498213
armor is for pussies, I wear no shirt nor shoes, only shorts

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>> No.40498439

>>40498428
all natural organic milkshake to go

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>> No.40498624

Reminder: you will suck on lilim tiddies and you will like it

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>>40498245
>he fell for the leather armor meme
the absolute state of adventurers these days

>> No.40498717

>>40497959
ArchiveYourOwn never got back to me about joining theirb service
And other good pastebins and clones?

>> No.40498741

>>40497959
Beast, magnus, stregge and one or two others are still active

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>>40491077
Submit to your robot overlords.

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>>40498748
Fine by me

>> No.40498784

>>40498717
Wait they're walled? And that's for a site that looks like a blast from 2005. Faggots.

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>> No.40498824

>>40498748
>Machine ID: V1
>Location: Approaching Hell
>Current objective: Find a husband

>> No.40498863

>>40498213
>she doesn't know about faraday cages
dumb slutty zap weasel

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>>40491576
Uhhh the succ kinda ended up being a little bit bigger then her favorite knight
no wonder the old demon lord didn't do so well, too many distracted soldiers

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>> No.40498897
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When the portals open I'm going to keep all my stats average except for endurance and agility. I'm going to MAX the fuck out of endurance and agility, until I'm able to outrun a Harpy in flight.

>> No.40498930

Hello. Fighting game retard, back again to post things people probably dont care about. I was thinking about the plot of how my fighting game would actually work. I need a bad guy. Some evil villain thats either at the end of arcade or at the end of story mode, or both. I was thinking some kind of automaton ancient evil? But even then, how do I even make a villain without breaking the rules of the setting? If they're a monster girl, what conflict of interests could their be? Help me. I want to make a cool, bad-girl/evil girl monster girl character.

>> No.40498941
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>>40498897
I'll max out all my magic stats and then go fight a dragon with maxed out physical stats.

>> No.40498961

>>40498897
I'd go with str, speed, int, def, and tech, and max the, out as well spec into unarmed fighting

>> No.40498962

>>40498930
Order extremist paladin hero dude, and when you win he gets corrupted and joins the monster side.

>> No.40498982
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40498982

so what should I do with this trolls thick thighs?

>> No.40499022

>>40498930
>Automaton believes robots are mathematically the best for husbands
>Plans on turning all monster girls into robot versions or themselves
>Nanite shogs
>Quite literal rape machine ushis
>Milk tank holsts with see through tits to see how much milk she has
>Even edgy lilims considering they’ll have more sharp corners
Whatever you go with just write her as misguided or perhaps even has a valid point

>> No.40499023

>>40498962
While thats a good idea, I want the whole cast to be monster girls, except (you), you being whatever you'd want it to be. having a random order paladin dude would feel super out of place

>> No.40499025

>>40498982
Put her in yoga pants

>> No.40499029

>>40498930
I think this be the best and she’s the og automaton lim

>> No.40499040

>>40499022
>>Nanite shogs
That sounds pretty neat

>> No.40499041

>>40499022
This is what I meant here>>40499029
>>40499025
Doing a yoga pose?

>> No.40499043

>>40499023
Make her a dudette then, and when you win she gets turned into a succubus.

>> No.40499060

>>40499022
Oh that I like. Some kind of ancient WIFE.EXE protocol that wants to ensure ALL human men get a robowife. I could have 4 or 5 different automatony monsters to be on her side. Techlims like you said, ULTRAMILKHOLSTS.EXE, hunter-fucker arachne, etc. I like it.

>> No.40499079
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40499079

My succubus neighbor has the most beautiful smile!

>> No.40499088

>>40499079
anon, I think you are in danger

>> No.40499092

>>40498930
Just have it be like Baki with a Dragon that's a Yuujiro equivalent that everybody wants to beat

>> No.40499108

>>40499079
The smile of a succ that’s 40000 years old and finally has a single male neighbor

>> No.40499164

>>40499079
give her eskimo kisses!

>> No.40499206

>>40498784
That can't be right. The standard is literally zero.

>> No.40499295
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40499295

Having home security problems?
Paranoid about burglars getting YOUR stuff?
Get a Griffon wife, pop out some children and you'll have a home defence team for free!

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>>40499295
im more of an angel kinda guy

>> No.40499345

>>40499325
Officer D. Elf is approaching your location at high speed.

>> No.40499352

>>40499345
and, what about it, mr. snitch

>> No.40499359

>>40499325
That’s no Angel! I can see the wires on her hall!

>> No.40499371

>two weeks to get a reply to join archive.
Well, I'll be.

>> No.40499387

>>40499295
Why is she holding rats?

>> No.40499405

>>40499387
They were trying to eat my cheese and she's escorting them out of the cellar

>> No.40499410

>>40499387
Snacc

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>> No.40499509

>>40499371
I don't think that's the case, most of the time. I got mine in a few days. Just keep an eye on your spam folder.

>> No.40499516

>>40499465
>another good boy lost to a delinquent monster
Many such cases!

>> No.40499522

>>40499465
This man's pelvis is critically endangered

>> No.40499528

>>40499465
>tfw ywn have a monster wife way bigger than you
why

>> No.40499530

>>40497959
>17k words into a story
It's coming, I swear.

>> No.40499550

>>40499465
She take a club to school every day?

>> No.40499561

>>40499550
Who's going to stop her?

>> No.40499563

>>40499530
Who?

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>>40499530
this makes the art fairy kyaa

>> No.40499587

>>40497959
Magus, Amoeba and Legitwho are the ones still in the game as far as i know
All 3 are really good too usually, which is a plus

>> No.40499591

>>40499587
rip my nigga pennywise

>> No.40499601

>>40499550
Well yeah that’s her school club of course!

>> No.40499611

>>40497959
Antidepressants robbed me of my storytelling skills. But I’d rather be alright mentally and not putting a loaded gun in my mouth almost every night.

>> No.40499612
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>story listed specifically as MGE from Druella's perspective
>first chapter, 2nd paragraph in just casually drops how Druella used to casually fuck around with other men before she met her husband

>>40499587
Are these three really the only fucking writers who know how to write MGE ANYTHING?

>> No.40499622

>>40499612
>used to casually fuck around with other men before she met her husband
So she did the same thing a lot of other monster girls did? Is that supposed to be a shock?

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>>40499622
b8

>> No.40499644

>>40499612
>Kiki master of the blade and maiding.
>Come home just to watch her pull off a "judgement dust"
Terrifying

>> No.40499647

>>40499612
Is that the one that got linked here recently? "Fourth's conquest" or whatever it is called.

>> No.40499651

>>40499644
im going to judgement nut in her for being such a good kiki

>> No.40499655

>>40499634
Anon it's literally canon that some monsters did fool around with guys before finding a husband. You can bitch and moan all you want it's objectively part of the setting.

>> No.40499659

>>40499647
Yeah, unfortunately. If it's screwing such basic MGE concepts up at the very beginning of the first chapter, I worry about the rest of it.

>> No.40499668

40499655
oh look its the big baby, you want your pacifer, you want your milkies? you want your diapies changed

>> No.40499673

>>40499612
>>40499647
>>40499659
You fucking dipshits actually believed that faggot? You should have known he was talking out of his ass the second he said it was on fucking fanfiction.net

>> No.40499675

>>40499655
You aren't fooling anyone.

>> No.40499681

>>40499675
anon, treat him like a retarded downy looking for attention

>> No.40499687

>>40499651
>Oh Master, I didn't expect you to get home so early.
>Shall I go prepare some din-WAH!
And then Anon and his maid dirtied the couch.

>> No.40499696

>>40499659
Just when I considered giving it a chance based on the thread's reaction. You can't trust anything that got posted on spacebattles.
>>40499675
>>40499681
Ignore the baiter, seems like someone is up to his old games again.

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>>40499668
>>40499675
You can scream all you want, the fact of the matter is that not every woman in MGE is going to be pure as the driven snow. I mean monsterized humans alone prove me correct or are you just going to ignore KC's own words where adultery is an actual thing in human colonies?

>> No.40499718

>>40499673
ANON IM DYING FOR MORE STORIES

IVE READ ALL THE GOOD ONES

>> No.40499719

who asked you and also, thats why mostly talk about pure monsters, dummy. now let me rewatch some baki in peace. You big baby

>> No.40499723

>>40499612
You aren't following the hit new story where every end of chapter there is an alternate ending that leads to getting raped?
Just in the last chapter there was an alternate ending where the protag lost a challenge to an amazon and was taken back to her village to be her husband.
Also his three friends became her husband too!

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>> No.40499730

>>40499718
So you acted like a retard and believed a snake oil salesman

>> No.40499736

>>40499723
>Men having an assload of women in a harem is fine
>Cries that women get an assload of men for a harem
Imagine being this much of a crybaby

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>>40499730
It's not like its hard or a big time investment to find out if an MGE story is going to be shit or not. You can usually figure it out within the first two chapters.

That doesn't mean I'm still not disappointed though.

>> No.40499746

>>40499371
>>40499509
I don't remember how long I waited to get mine, but definitely wasn't longer than one week.

>> No.40499749

>>40499563
Magu

>> No.40499757

>>40499741
i want to get drunk with a wine gote and then wake up in her house

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>>40499718
Just bend the knee and re-read the good ones while we wait for actual not garbage content
I started reading "don't fall to pleasure" and after like 3 paragraphs it turned into an edgy guy beating to death a mamono and then doing a 2 male 1 female gangbang on an alraune, what the fuck is wrong with people
These days i just re-read random chapters from journey of the magus and re-read ad nauseam White horn thing and Hakutaku thing since those 2 stories in particular never fail to get me as hard as a rock

>> No.40499770

>>40499749
Based

>> No.40499776

>>40499736
sorry we're not faggots or a woman like you

>> No.40499781

>>40499767
Why are so many people incapable of writing mge
literally all you have to do is not have whores and not have edgelords

>> No.40499786

>>40499736
Actually as time went on I realized haremfags deserve the rope. Barring special circumstances like a witch/familiar duo I don't see harems as good.

>> No.40499797

>>40499776
Not the point, if you have an issue with women having a harem of guys while being fine with the opposite you're a hypocritical faggot.

>> No.40499798

>>40499736
Do you realize where you are, fuck off

>> No.40499799

>>40499767
yeah man that's the one I read!
I hope I can top it. It's not only a great take on the setting but it's also written better than anything I have ever seen.

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>>40499781
Well actually I guess edgelords are fine as long as they hilariously get mogged by an interested monstergirl

>> No.40499810

>>40499776
>>40499786
>>40499798
anon, is it that easy 2 bait you 32? why do you fall for it, is it tasty? Stop giving the big baby what he wants and let him starve

>> No.40499813

Stop taking the bait

>> No.40499818

>>40499708
Bloat the goat

>> No.40499821

>>40499781
I myself would like to start writing but i dread having to think up dialogues or characters
They usually work pretty good in my head but when i try to put it into written words it either turns into a cringe ass irrealistic theathrical speech or a troglodite level
It's very hard to find a balance between "You are beautiful and i love you" and "I want to fuck your ass until it's sore" if you get what i mean

>> No.40499823

>>40499798
Yes, in a monster girl thread. Not an MGE thread, so if you're going to cry like a baby over women having a harem you better not be a spineless loser and hate the exact same fucking thing except it's a guy being a whore. Unicorns become Bicorns through literal NTR, kill yourself.

>> No.40499828

>>40499823
The discussion was over an MGE story you braindead fag.

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>>40499821
Just accept your first few stories will be terrible like my attempt at runya runya that will now steal your image limit forever

>> No.40499831

>>40499823
Go blow your wife's boyfriend instead you cuck

>> No.40499833

>>40499749
You need to stop releasing stuff when it's 2 AM in my current timezone i always end up reading it right away and i go to sleep at 4 AM

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Aaah, wight-sama is so sexy. Since wights come not only from nobles but also from heroes It would be nice to see heroine type wights rather than just "normal" noblewomen. We don't get that much if at all.

>> No.40499839

>>40499836
>magical girl wight san

>> No.40499841

>>40499839
I am thinking more of a wight knight.

>> No.40499843

>>40499767
I'm more find with a 2M1F gangbang than I am to the needless edge.
At least the first one can be excused with the "it makes my dick hard and I won't ask any questions". The unending edge just just a fucking slug to get through and just makes me question why the even made a MGE story to begin with.

>> No.40499848

>>40499841
magical knight girl wight chan

>> No.40499852

>>40499828
>The discussion was over an MGE story you braindead fag.
Which is a good thing since MGE monsters sleep around. It's why that whole bit about monsters being able to sustain themselves through normal food had to be added.

>>40499831
Cry, faggot. If you're unable to read and see that I despise both sides of harems while also calling you a hypocritical retard for excusing male infidelity you're a lost cause. Go cheat on your wife you homo.

>> No.40499857

>>40499852
lol
lmao

>> No.40499859

>>40499833
>used to live in EST
>now live in Pacific
>impossible to post at a good time because the thread is dead or I'm at work
I need an auto-poster that can just throw my stuff out during prime time.

>> No.40499863

>>40499821
If you want to get better, your gonna have to write
stories like that. There is literally no way you're gonna get good stories out if you don't have these shitty stories first.

>> No.40499868

>>40499857
Cry about it

>> No.40499872

>>40499843
>be kissed
>must kill, cannot be married at just 20
Proportionate response in the ghettoes

>> No.40499874
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>>40499868
lool

>> No.40499876

>>40499836
>be archeologist
>go into abandoned medieval age manor buried deep into the forest
>Wight and a whole gaggle of zombies come into entrance hall and announce your demise for trespassing Lady Isabella's property
>Ok, in your own words, how would you describe life in 11th century spain?

>> No.40499882

>>40499836
knights are nobles its their job to protect their fiefs

>> No.40499884

>>40499550
It would be discriminatory to not let her have her club.

>> No.40499889

>>40499852
Anon. You're wrong.

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>>40491077

>> No.40499903
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>>40499895
i find hidden eyes to be very sexy

>> No.40499909

>>40499852
Where were you hiding until now, little newfag? Or are you simply bored and thought of shitting up the thread with your retarded opinion?

>> No.40499918

>>40499836
Challenging random wights to duels and just never showing up is going to be a fun new prank

>> No.40499931

>>40499889
>Monsters will are said to "sample" men and move on if you don't strike their fancy or you're just in it for a casual fuck
>Anon is this assmad that he can't accept canon material in a setting with beastiality, gangbangshit and literal cuckolding
lol, lmao

>>40499909
The truth is an opinion now? Or are you assmad that I'm right and a guy having a harem is either no worse than a woman having one or it's NTRtrash that needs to be erased? Maybe you're mad that I'm objectively right about some monsters having previous male partners which is actually part of the setting.

>> No.40499932

>>40499895
>dangerous?
>ha!
>she can't even see, do you really think she could land an arrow from there?
>watch, I'll even dance for her!

>> No.40499935

>>40499852
>MGE monsters sleep around
LOOOOOOOOOL
KC&Will WGSIII QnA 2019
>16) In the book on the 'stripper island' part there was a line that said "We welcome being used as a sexual slave to men, but we won't stand not being treated as one!". I felt like all the other islands kinda share a similar sentiment to this, if not this intense. Is that the case?
You mean on page 137? In any islands if you spend a night with a MG it will never end in some one-night stand. You can say this stands not only in 7 islands but to other parts of MGE world as well. (Will)

https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1460050807802703872
>I've heard a few times that MGE world is too convenient for men
but actually it's mgs that have a final say in the matter and if you have sex with one you have to take proper responsibility so men can't just go around fucking and dumping them which makes them not that really convenient in MGE world
actually it's convenient for ME who wants to get reverse raped by monster girls and then get to take responsibility for it
>>40499909
It is probably one of the usual shitheads. He used to troll with the exact same thing some months ago at roughly the same time of the day

>> No.40499937

>>40499767
>"don't fall to pleasure"
I was kind of confused by that one.
Why would someone first reaction to meeting a slime girl be "damn, I can kill her"?

>> No.40499950

>>40499937
Mental Illness.

>> No.40499952

>>40499937
Some people act badly because they've had a hard life or have been mistreated, but some of them are just jerks.

>> No.40499957

>>40499935
>one island is proof of the majority of anything being changed
>still ignoring monsterized humans having a double digit body count more often than not
>or the fact that monsters being able to sustain themselves off of food coming around due to the fact that people got assmad over monsters fucking men to feed before riding off
>or KC outright saying you CAN fuck a married monster girl if you try really hard after their husband dies
Cry about it

>> No.40499967

>>40499718
FRET NOT as a /lit/izen i can wright incomprehensible existentialist garbage at 200 words per week

>> No.40499970

>>40499957
nooooo stop ruining my hugbox anon, I might kill myself

>> No.40499974

>>40499970
Why are you replying to yourself?

>> No.40499978
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40499978

gonna post an old hag

>> No.40499982

>>40499974
because it's fun

>> No.40499986

>>40499978
>"Have you heard of the high elves?"

>> No.40499989
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>>40499978
an old spider

>> No.40499998
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40499998

>>40499989
an old and lonely spagetthi spilling snake

>> No.40500000
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40500000

fuck dragons

>> No.40500001

>>40497314
>>40497346
I bet it would be kinda cool to be part of some ancient demon bloodline while being male. I mean all of that would be matriarchal and whatnot, but it would still be something you could "brag" about.

>> No.40500002

>>40499978
This looks like shit you obese loving faggot.

>> No.40500007
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>>40500002
love it

>> No.40500008

>>40499967
Make it 300

>> No.40500023
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>>40499957
You should have no problems providing examples then, both in lore and in KC's tweets. Go on, give me three. If it's canon there should be many references to this, right?

>> No.40500028

>>40500000
>t.Imrik and or Caledor Dragon Princes

>> No.40500032

>>40500023
anon, stop bullying the child. hes special and needs attention

>> No.40500040

>>40499978
I thought I was pushing the proportions with m drawing and then I see this....
>>40500008
250 take it or leave it

>> No.40500043

>>40500023
I'll give you one and it'll be good enough. Bicorns alone prove this, or is only fine when guys sleep around?

>> No.40500044

>>40500000
Chromatic or Metallic?
This is an important question.

>> No.40500048

>>40500043
>or is only fine when guys sleep around?
Yes.

>> No.40500051

>>40500000
but why? are they getting too old and need new dragons being born or something like that

>> No.40500054
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>> No.40500058

>>40500048
Then consider suicide, infidelity is cringe.

>> No.40500059

>>40500023
I don't even know why you're still arguing with him, he clearly hasn't read the setting and at this point he's just making an ass out of himself.
Unless your plan was to make people point and laugh at him, then you're doing a great job.

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>>40500043
>or is only fine when guys sleep around?

>> No.40500069

>Troll starts shitting up the thread
>/tg/ shit follows soon after
Well, well, who would have thunk.

>> No.40500073

Shut the fuck up about relationships, you've never had any
Post hot monstergirls

>> No.40500074

>>40500044
>"Is the coppered colored or red colored? THIS IS A VITAL QUESTION!"

>> No.40500082
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40500082

go with that nice old lady that is in the dark alley way to see the newest cpus
>>40500069
its always them. and it starts cause you bring something up thats /tg/

>> No.40500092

>>40500000
Does it have to be hag dragons?.

>> No.40500094

>>40500059
>go to mind flayer
>"hello sirs yes I would like to be going to the infidelity alternative universe please"
>mind flayer: how about i just uhhh.....
>scrambles your brain to not want that

>> No.40500095

>>40500059
Just in case there's any newfag lurkers that might believe him.

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>>40500000
Nice numerals

>> No.40500110

>>40500094
i want a mindflayer that talks her way into mindfucking me

>> No.40500115

>>40500094
What's Ms. Flayers stand on hentai levels of "my hips are moving on my own" when getting ""raped""?

>> No.40500117
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>>40500000
ill post this dragon for this perfect numbers

>> No.40500123

>>40499998
>lamia is dirt poor with next to nothing
>desperately wants to find someone to love and be loved by
>spies a man hunting in the forest one day
>dons the best clothes she has: a tattered dress and a tail bow given to her by her mother
>goes forth to meet her husband

>> No.40500125

>>40500115
>on my own
I meant on their own.
God damn I think I need a mindflayer to fix my brain.

>> No.40500138

>>40499550
Cultural artifact

>> No.40500149

>>40500138
It looks retarded

>> No.40500152

>>40500138
then why isnt it in a musem if it that old
>>40500123
>The man is also dirt poor, was abandoned in that very forest to die

>> No.40500154

>>40500000
>quints
tiamat girl when

>> No.40500161
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40500161

>>40500082
>Raita makes a character
I sleep
>Regura grabs onto it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHmFbT8DPX8&ab_channel=mingmera

>> No.40500173

>>40500082
>>40500161
nice monster girl, redditors.

>> No.40500174

>>40500074
>I said reddish, isn't tha en-
>"NO! Its actually a huge difference. Its like trying to date a classy lady and getting a clown."

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>>40500161
he has some of the best proptions imo
>>40500173
hi, mr. angry and smelly

>> No.40500179

>>40500115
Direct override of lower muscle control at extremely high TPM

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>>40500173
I vote regura gets a pass

>> No.40500185

I don't know what's worse, the shitposting or people posting gacha game whores who aren't even monsters.

>> No.40500192
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>>40500173
The janny applications closed a while ago, anon

>> No.40500194

>>40500183
Nah, he doesn't. If you're gonna post Regura stuff post the fucking monster girls he draws instead of being a faggot.

>> No.40500197

>>40500192
>off-topic garbage is fine because I said so
Kill yourself, gachanigger.

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>>40500194
ok, mr. angry

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>>40500197
How about you stop throwing an autistic tantrum every day, huh?

>> No.40500211

>>40500092
No such thing was specified, the time to fuck loli dragons is now.

>> No.40500212

>It's the whorecow guy
Ah, knew this cancer had to be coming from someone especially retarded.

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40500218

>>40500212
He hijacked it at the last minute desu, just wanted some regura in thread to drown out the shitposting he was throwing around

>> No.40500223

>>40500218
The bug parts look kind of fragile, I'd worry about hurting her

>> No.40500224

>>40500218
I hadn't posted today until >>40500161

Normally I check out when people aren't posting pictures. It's not until he starts feeding me (You)s I start to pay attention

>> No.40500225
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>>40500174
but I like my classy clowns

>> No.40500230

I was going to make a good post, but it's too hot.
A shoggoth air conditioner probably actually works, there's my contribution.

>> No.40500232

>>40500218
Could also just be the general shitposter considering I saw the dipship try to sneak in /whfb/ with, one again, male elves and dragons.
Thus proving why we cannot have good things.

>> No.40500237 [DELETED] 

>>40500212
No idea what you got that from but don't mix me up in this shit. I just have a fetish for that kind of roleplay. I hate edge stuff as much as the next guy.

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>posts like a twitteroid
>spams EMGshit the second you call him a fag
>general annoyance that can't take the hint he's not wanted
I miss when we had the occasional janitor that actually swept these retards out. Now they only show up when you post porn or post the word "nigger" a few too many times.

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>>40500230
shog is always ready for mastah

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>>40500232
yup, just gonna post this bug nun
>>40500225
>classy clowns
like the princess of creampie la clwon?

>> No.40500252

>>40500242
Your shitposting won't save the thread

>> No.40500256

>>40499371
I was barely waiting a few days. Doubt itll be that long.

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>>40500230
I hope it either cools down wherever you are or you get one of those newfangled talking AC units. 'Ice-skweens', I think they're called.

>> No.40500261

>40500252
Go back to spamming your images, anon. It's easier to filter you that way.

>> No.40500264

>>40500257
i want to have a massive ice queen wife to sleep with every night

>> No.40500265

>>40500261
Why would I do that

>> No.40500280

>Hate wight so much
>She comes down to our hamlet
>Demands the best vintage takes a sip says it isn’t up to her standards
>Goes to the bakery complains the baguette aren’t fresh enough at closing time
>Visits the clothier calling his dresses subpar
>Does this every fucking night
>Eventually we get tired of this
>March up to her castle and force the door open
>We take all her zombie maids for ourselves
>Now she has no one to cook her food or clean her bed

>> No.40500287

>>40500175
What's funny is this isn't anywhere close to the first time someone's posted Regura's Murasaki

Most people just consider her a dark mage and don't have an autistic tantrum

>> No.40500291

>>40500287
>trying this hard to pretend you're not the same guy
Bravo, anon.

>> No.40500293

>>40499859
when is 'prime time'? i thought this thread was quite mixed on where people are from, but its possible its mostly borgors

>> No.40500301

>>40500000
many zeros, it has to be true.

>> No.40500306

>>40500293
Somewhere in the range of 7/8 to 10/11 at night

>> No.40500310

>>40500306
I also live in and noticed that

>> No.40500311

>>40500306
yes but what timezone

>> No.40500321

>>40500291

>> No.40500327
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>>40491077
based ToT

>> No.40500333

kek now he's seething hard after he got figured out, no worries anon I'm sure /c/ or /e/ still has EMG threads for you!

>> No.40500344

what is emg

>> No.40500350

>>40500311
It moves with the zones. In this case, prime time is just starting for EST, while PST has a little under three hours to go. Adjust accordingly based on where you are.

>> No.40500355

>>40500344
electronic monthly gaming?

>> No.40500374

>>40500344
Electro Magnetic Gremlins.

>> No.40500376

>>40500355
sounds like something that robutts would get together and play vidya

>> No.40500379

>>40500344
erroneous menthol gargling

>> No.40500385

>>40500344
Erotic monster girls.

>> No.40500386

>>40500344
expert minotaur groping

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>>40500344
Everyday Monstergirls, Contributed to the start of the monstergirl craze. Makes some people seethe because...I guess because they think it's shit?

I'd argue that Monstergirl Quest is more shit because it's crammed full of horrible monsterous nightmare creatures including one that shoots maggots into the protagonist's ass so they can eat him alive from the inside.

>> No.40500402

40500394
comparing shit to shit is pointless, it all is shit in the end

>> No.40500408

im slowly developing a lore for my fighting game and im pleased with it so far

>> No.40500419

>>40500394
it's just the one autist that hates it

>> No.40500420

>>40500408
that makes me happy, you do you. Mr. fight autist

>> No.40500423

>>40500257
Ice Queens are severely underrated

>> No.40500426

>40500394
>Rampant cheating being part of the story
>Takes what people like about monster girls (the monster being on the outside) and just making them all 3dpd tier whores
>monster boys
>a literal tranny
>"wow I can't understand why people think this series is dogshit"
Every single day EMGniggers just get worse.

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>>40500419
Wish he'd shut up about it

>> No.40500429

>>40500408
Is it a fighting fighting game, or a fighting into sexing game

>> No.40500435

>>40500423
They get more attention but glacies are the ones that have suffered.
Ice Queens supplanted them as winter MGs.

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>>40500408
Are you actually creating a playable game, if so I seen your Char sheets, awesome stuff, out of curiosity what engine are you using and will it feature lewd attacks/combat sex.

>> No.40500439

>>40500426
Do you throw this autistic freakout when people post MGQ?

>> No.40500441

>>40500439
MGQ rightfully gets shit on. Stop crying and go back to where you belong or get a trip so I can filter you, faggot.

>> No.40500451

>>40500439
Everything he listed was correct, EMG is shit.

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>>40500441
>>40500451
Hmmm

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>>40500439
MGQ is fine so long as the questionable content doesn't get posted. Purity spirals would deny a lot of great content that is otherwise great though if the source of the material was grounds for disregarding a work in it's entirety we would have nothing including MGE.

>> No.40500471

>>40500457
Being a spamming tard that's assmad because people shit on a bad ecchi series and call you an annoying twat doesn't do much to change perception that you're an annoying twat that likes to spam images from a bad monster girl series when he's upset.

>> No.40500472

>>40500394
It does have some shit but I'm smart enough to be able to separate the cute girls from the setting.

>> No.40500477

>>40500458
Nah, the good stuff in MGQ is so rare that it's not really worth posting when you can get it elsewhere.

>> No.40500478

>>40500441
stop lying anon it doesn't get nearly as much of a reaction when it does and 99% of the time it doesn't

>> No.40500482

>>40500471

>> No.40500493

>>40500478
>stop lying anon it doesn't get nearly as much of a reaction
Because those faggots took the hint and stayed on /vg/ where they belong instead of shitting this place up unlike EMGfags.

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>>40500472
I mean yeah. I don't even read the fucking thing anymore

But we have a resident autist who has a big fucking meltie when he sees it and this isn't even EMG

>> No.40500500

>>40500494
yeah, if i remember, thats sixbeast which was canned

>> No.40500501

>>40500429
its a fighting game fighting game with some sex in it, but also operating under MGE rules. like how if a hellhound scratched you it'd just make you horny instead of hurt. im really not sure though, its just an excuse to combine my two autistic obsessions: fighting games and monster girls.

>> No.40500507

>>40500436
i cannot code or draw, only write. sorry. i would if i enjoyed either of the previous two things, but for now its just a thing i like thinking about.

>> No.40500516

>>40500493
>EMGfags
It's literally one retard who posts it to get a reaction out of you

>> No.40500518

>>40500494
Yeah, it's another crabman series that sucks for different reasons. Mainly being his complete inability to draw women with actual features like muscles or proper proportions so instead of something good we get shit like Minotaurs with bolted on tits and stick arms being able to lift things 20x their weight.

>> No.40500521

>>40500507
No worries, my art sucks as well, half traced half just hoping it doesn't look like total ass so don't feel bad.

>> No.40500526

>>40500516
EMGniggers have been a cancerous tumor here for almost 10 years you dumb newfag.

>> No.40500533

>>40500526
your statement doesn't change the reality of the current situation

>> No.40500535

>>40500494
>i'm only pretending to be retarded lol le epic troll
Fuck off retard

>> No.40500537

>>40500526
Can I get a list of all the stuff you personally don't approve of so you stop having these melties?

>> No.40500538

>>40500533
Your statement doesn't change the reality that you should kill yourself.

>>40500537
Just get a trip so people can filter you or go back to Twitter.

>> No.40500547

>>40500538
I'm still not sure what in your schizophrenia made you think I was "from Twitter"

>> No.40500548

>>40500538
>Your statement doesn't change the reality that you should kill yourself
sounds like somebody is angry. remember to take deep breaths anon stress is bad for your lifespan and hairline

>> No.40500560

>>40500547
Constant use of zoomerisms and

always posting like

this like a complete faggot is usually a good indicator.

>> No.40500561

>>40500560
That's Redditspacing, you retard

>> No.40500570

>>40500538
>Just get a trip so people can filter you or go back to Twitter.
But that's not going to help. The posts that started your autistic spiral were from two different people. You need to post a public list of things that are unacceptable in these threads and then we can put it in the OP so everyone knows your rules

>> No.40500572

>>40500561
Literally nothing to distinguish the two, nigger.

>>40500570
Get a trip, faggot.

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40500574

post holy monsters to pray

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>>40500572
>Literally nothing to distinguish the two, nigger.

>> No.40500587

>>40500574
Ushis wouldn't have the patience to be a nun.

>> No.40500594

>>40500574
Sister Ushi cleans the highest parts of the church as part of her duties.

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40500595

be on your guard if a hellhound complements your hands. she WANTS to hold them. you WILL blush while you go out for a walk. you WILL become relaxed and rest your head on her shoulder. you WILL fall asleep with her under a tree in a park.

>> No.40500596

>>40500584
Kill yourself already. Redditors and Twittertroons are the same cancer.

>> No.40500597

>>40500587
Dont underestimate her. She's a very disiplined, noble soul with a whole lot of determination. Be nice.

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>>40500574

>> No.40500601

>>40500597
I won't be nice to weird spiders pretending to be nice!

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>>40500587
they can, if they are taught that the wait makes the rape taste way better
>>40500601
Anon, thats not very nice, ya know?

>> No.40500605

>>40500596
remember deep breaths anon. It's just internet words

>> No.40500608

>>40500598
I cannot resist either hourglass or nun outfits. Pics like this one are my weakness.

>> No.40500615

>>40500603
It's true! Ushi-Oni are weird, violent savages that would never have the capabilities for being a nun!

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>>40500595
Imagine being the little spoon to such a larger girl.

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>>40500615
which makes them the perfect nuns, to show they can controll their massive desires and be pure of mind and body

>> No.40500645

currently practising househusbandry for when the portals open. i will be a good house husband.

>> No.40500665

>>40500626
More like the perfect spies! I bet they're just waiting until they get alone with a man and then that reserved demeanor will come crashing down as they destroy everything raping him!

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>>40500645
It's respectable. If women are lauded for doing it, you can be too!
You're life will be so hard putting up with a wife that semi worships you and does anything you say.

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>>40500665
depends, if from the fighting flower ye, but most would most likely breast feed him

>> No.40500688

>>40500666
its less about having a wife that worships me and more about making sure she and my children have a healthy, clean, happy living enviroment. very important. also, i like cooking and baking. if an amazon wants to 'force' me into having that be my daily duties, thats fine by me

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>>40500161
NEED Regura to draw the nuHatter.

>> No.40500772

>>40500721
imagine the truly nuts doujin he could make

>> No.40500776

Getting spoiled by a kind dark mage with totally no ulterior motives!
Getting invited for tea to her house!
Eating her homemade gingerbread!
Falling asleep on her huge chest while she strokes my hair!

>> No.40500777

>Lescatie outlaws anti-monster language and online harassment
>Think nothing of it since you're in a human state and thus untouchable
>Decide that today you're going to reply to the newest Druella post on her social media page and call her a whore
>Before you can even press "post" and get those sweet negative interactions from monster girls online a Kunoichi drops down from your ceiling and knocks you out
That's the story of how Anon got kidnapped and beaten to death for being irredeemable

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>>40500776
>kind dark mage
>no ulterior motives
no such thing, only a stinky hag mage would post such lies

>> No.40500794

>>40500777
>anon was later raped on camera by a nerd lim for being do stupid
FTFY
>>40500791
i would trust this mage with even my soul

>> No.40500797

So I'm set on making my villain an automaton. However, I want to make her a cool automaton. What should I have her be designed off of? An arachne? Lilim? Something else entirely? I'm thinking lilim, to make her a robotic paralem to a lilim, but I also like the idea of them getting rid of 'inificiencies' and dumping being bipedal for something cooler. maybe spider legs ensure a +12.451% increase in husband happiness.

>> No.40500810

>>40500794
>>anon was later raped on camera by a nerd lim for being do stupid
More like "debunked" by sitting him down and showing him that monster girls aren't so scary or mean then following up by playing video games or watching cool Mist Continent movies and becoming a viral sensation for monster/human integration!
then the after hours stream starts where they fuck like rabbits but shut up that's for her friends only

>> No.40500813

>>40500797
Give her an Oni based Chassis for maximum rape potential

>> No.40500825

>>40500797
bogie base, since she wants to be the ring master

>> No.40500833

>>40500791
this is how all dark mages should be, scary, creepy, and sexy

>> No.40500841

>>40500797
go wurm

>> No.40500852

>>40500841
greenwurm

>> No.40500878

>>40500852
>greenwurmbot that thought it would be fun to have more happy so she made more robo monsters

>> No.40500888

>>40500878
>have more happy
Greenwurm hands typed this post

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>>40500888
silly anon, greenworms can't type with their silly nubs

>> No.40500905

>>40500833
They should be cute, cheeky and sexy as lolis and grow up to be beautiful, seductive and sexy like the profile girl.

>> No.40500916

Reminder that monsters want nothing to do with racists.

>> No.40500918

>>40500899
not a greenworm anon a greenwurm, the unholy farm destroying fusion of a greenworm and a wurm

>> No.40500923

>>40500918
they'll eat all the meat and all the crops, truly famine creating

>> No.40500934

keep what we just talked about a secret from everyone.

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I miss Tera already. Elins were one of the best MG's out there. Nothing better than immortal nature spirits.

>> No.40500950

>>40500946
rex was better

>> No.40500958

>>40500934
I am too drunk to remember a fucking thing that happened in this thread in the last 2 hours anyway

>> No.40500966

>>40500946
It was a real shame, I liked the combat.

>> No.40500968

>>40500825
i already made a bogie character, though. dont want to have too much overlap.
>>40500813
i do enjoy the idea of having a 10 feet tall megadroid with a massive, technologically advanced stick. might go with this just because it'd look cool. that, and i dont really have any super slow but powerful characters.
>>40500841
already have a wurm, too. two wurms would be too much for this world.

>> No.40500973

>>40500968
it was worth a try, but make sure to make that oni uses her alcholic milk

>> No.40500976

>>40500946
Elins are made to have their bellies bloat with human progeny

>> No.40500981

>>40500916
Racists are fixable. They just need bogie therapy.

>> No.40500984

>>40500946
what a cute

>> No.40500988

>>40500797
go for crab

>> No.40500996
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>>40500968
nice

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>>40500966
I did too. Private servers are still a thing though, biggest one is Memnas Tera and then Starscape Tera.
>>40500976
Elin in lore can't get pregnant anon.
>>40500984
A CUTE!

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>>40500916
Makes no sense, The monsters want to bring peace to the world by creating incubi and slowly getting rid of humanity through interbreeding human men and turning human women into monster girls, that's genocidal racism and I am fine with it because it would solve the jewish question.

>> No.40501016

>>40501003
Not gonna stop me from trying

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>>40501003
>Private servers are still a thing though, biggest one is Memnas Tera and then Starscape Tera.
Had no idea, might jump in for shits, thanks.

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>>40501039
goin to class with onis!

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>> No.40501120

>>40501103
It must be frustrating for class rep anon to have to tell her to put her uniform on right every day

>> No.40501131

>>40501025
I would let a wisp take me because I do not want her to be lonely

>> No.40501154

>>40501120
>telling delinquents to dress properly
>telling the hellhounds to stop having sex with their nerds in the lockers
>telling the cows to clean up their spilled milk
>shooing the hags out as they pretend to be "totally 18"
>dodging the advances of all the teachers
>still trying to get good grades
its a tough life

>> No.40501165

I want to be the delquient student and also whore for hire

>> No.40501169

what if you had to watch mge dubbed?

>> No.40501181

>>40501103
>redskin white hair horns
>washboard abs and fat tits
>delinquent/martial artist outfit
>cute sense of shame
oh god she hits so many of my buttons

>> No.40501192

>>40501120
>oni demands YOU be the one to redo her chest bind
>principal will get mad if you keep letting students break dress code
>oni tosses the strip of sweaty cloth at you and tells you to start wrapping
This is bullshit. I didn't even want this position. All the other students voted me in, and the school says I won't graduate if I don't do my job well enough.

>> No.40501194

>>40501169
>the romantic, love confession scene is dubbed over with overtly sexual memes and shlicking noises

>> No.40501209

>>40501192
just wrap it real tight to make her as flat as a bapho
that'll teach her

>> No.40501231

>>40501192
Anon you're supposed to tell her to put a shirt on. You fell for her bait easily. Make sure to read the class rep's survival handbook you were given at the start of the year; it has advice from past reps

>> No.40501256

>>40501169
>succubus says rub a dub dub lets get some grub before she sucks dick

>> No.40501262

>>40501169
Still waiting on the dub of the adventures of greenwormanon season 2

>> No.40501267

>>40501165
>I want to be the delinquent student and also whore for hire

>> No.40501312

>>40501209
>class rep gets pissed and binds her chest so tight she can barely breathe
>taunts her by calling it another form of training so she wont take it off again

>> No.40501362

>>40501312
>be childhood friends with a delinquent oni
>every day before you two headed out you would help her put on her wraps
>eventually she goes from being a flatty to having a large rack
>you still tie it just as tight as when she was flat though
>she complains at first but eventually she gets used to it and claims that it's good for when she fights to not have them bouncing around
>she won't admit it but she's actually grown to like it and eventually in ways she really wouldn't admit

>> No.40501435

Alright fellas, how does everyone feel about freckles?

>> No.40501449
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>>40501435
makes me crazy

>> No.40501478

>>40501449
that vulva gets me every time

>> No.40501504

>>40501449
>butt freckles
fucking STOP making me so hard

>> No.40501516

>>40501504
You WILL kiss every freckle!
ALL of them!

>> No.40501526
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>>40501504
no

>> No.40501561
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>>40491077

>> No.40501582
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>>40501561
tiny snek time?

>> No.40501588

>>40501435
pure sex, i go crazy for chest freckles

>> No.40501599

>>40501267
yes haku sensei, I wont play hooky anymore to play with older OL monsters and wrestle in bed either for money

>> No.40501600

Show me Rat tats.

>> No.40501613
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>>40501600

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>>40501600
fat rat

>> No.40501675
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>>40498876
ok i finished contributing to the hugbox
happy demon realm peoples

>> No.40501689

>>40501675
lovely, also followed your pixiv

>> No.40501707

>>40501675
Oh shit, do all incubi get sick looking glowy eyes?

>> No.40501726

>>40501675
>its bring your wife to work day

>> No.40501734
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40501734

Anon needs love correction.

>> No.40501748

>>40501689
merci
>>40501707
probably glow extra bright right before wifey rips the armor off

>> No.40501795

>>40501613
>>40501644
Impressive, very nice.

>> No.40501820

>>40501734
But why? What did anon do?

>> No.40501831

>>40501820
Be lonely.

>> No.40501835

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to pull into port before night descends, ghost ships ply the waves and you may not return to shore if one finds you.

>> No.40501849

>>40501831
Not even something big like being left behind and setting up some suicidal last stand?

>> No.40501868

>>40501835
but what if i want to be a cabin boy on the ghost ship?

>> No.40501876
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40501876

>Anon and his fellow mercs are sent as an expeditionary force into Mamano Lands
>Pumped from the story's that supposedly these new breeds of monsters are no longer killing humans but capturing them for some unknown purpose has given the human realms cause for concern
>As they go deeper into enemy territory they find formerly human villages that look abandoned at a distance.
>Upon nightfall they observe what appears to be celebrations of these strange looking women dancing around a large bonfire
>Supplies being a valuable item that must be conserved a couple of soldiers are sent as a scouting party to greet these revelers
>The two men sent are gone for a few hours but eventually come back extremely intoxicated telling their fellows to come to the village with them, the most beautiful women they have ever seen are hosting a celebration to their fertility goddess
>The soldiers all go to the village and are never seen again in human lands
What keeps happening to expeditionary forces? That's the 10th one that has vanished. Varus Give Me Back My Legions!

>> No.40501886

>>40501734
What’s the proper way to apply love correction to someone with ODD who’s become emotionally stunted from being alone and loveless their whole life? Asking for my friend

>> No.40501944

>>40501876
Nah that's retarded, you're gonna get at least one guy that hears that, thinks "oh that's fucking sketchy" and runs off. Now that'll likely mean he'll get nabbed by something like a Kakuen and taken to the comfy monkey village but my point still stands

>> No.40501945

>>40501734
What does "Love correction" even consist of?

>> No.40501947

>>40501876
it seems the foreign nations are outcompting us in leisure and pleasure! How can this be? We must learn their ways before we rapidly depopulate

>> No.40501951 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.40501952

>>40501868
Then take a raft or rowboat.

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>>40491077

>> No.40501965
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>>40501944
ya that guy who run off? that was me

>> No.40501969

>>40501944
You are a soldier/merc with shit pay, a bunch of sketchy women offering you alcohol and food after you have been marching all week you ain't gonna give a shit about them being sketchy.

>> No.40501977

>>40501734
dr.succ prescribes
-hug inducement
-snuggle maneuver
-lips to lip therapy
-SII (staring into eyes)
-the 'hand' hold

>> No.40501978

>>40501969
Anon it's a fucking tribal village in some shithole jungle I'd rather not risk anything.

>> No.40502050
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>>40501978
Ok my dude, you can walk back to the border by yourself, I am gonna get wasted with these strange women.

>> No.40502051
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40502051

How much monstrous features are you willing to tolerate with mamono?

>> No.40502062

>>40502051
Furnigger shit can fuck off, same with anything close to it. If it's more monster than girl I don't fucking care.

>> No.40502069

>>40502050
You can have as much fun with those creepy tribal people as you want, I however will go home and be nice and safe.

>> No.40502082
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>>40502069
dont you want a nice jungle kot anon? they are free

>> No.40502083

>>40502051
that face already is too far of a monster

>> No.40502086

>>40502082
But they're mean...

>> No.40502095

>>40501960
Why isn't this greenworm green?

>> No.40502102

>>40501960
STOP MAKING ME CONSIDER GREENWORMS!!!!

>> No.40502107
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>>40502086
just pick the nicer ones then

>> No.40502113
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>>40502069
Yeah but the Nobles are just gonna send you back, might as well stay until the next expedition comes to investigate, then you can go back with them.

>> No.40502115

>>40502107
>vegan
trash, I fucking love eating meat

>> No.40502118

>>40502107
>trusting the jungle cats
The second those tent flaps go down they're gonna turn into the biggest "meat" "eaters" you've ever seen!

>> No.40502122

>>40502082
But there’s already so many stray(aka single) dog and cat girls in the cities! Why do I want a feral one when I can get a civilized one instead?

>> No.40502126

>>40502113
But snakes are scary and tribal people are VERY scary. If those Nobles have me lead the next group I'll just lead them in circles for a while before having them head back.

>> No.40502135

>>40502122
Just get one of each to test it out, what is the worst that can happen?

>> No.40502137

>>40501748
how fast do you think a succ can remove a full suit of plate armor?

>> No.40502144

>>40502137
a couple of quick flicks to the buckles

>> No.40502151

>>40502051
its quite a easy thing to explain really.
monster, acceptable: take a human and staple monster/animal parts on
furry, unacceptable: take a dog and reshape it like playdough

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>>40502082
they set off my smoke alarm though

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>>40502118
ya but you'll keep her secret, right hubby?

>> No.40502180

>>40502155
I'm not sure I'd have a choice.

>> No.40502218

>>40502155
well cats got my tongue ...

>> No.40502226

>>40502107
dont fall for it, anons! she's learned the art of deceit!

>> No.40502231
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40502231

good night, will dream of sleeping between massive tits agin

>> No.40502233

>>40502226
What is she lying about?

>> No.40502269

>>40502226
i am very gullible

>> No.40502279

>>40501960
do redworms bully you verbally after they eat your garden?

>> No.40502281

>>40502233
the vegan part

>> No.40502293

>>40502233
she is actually just a regular cat

>> No.40502318

>>40502281
>>40502293
I don't know who to trust anymore!

>> No.40502353
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40502353

>>40502318
Trust cheshire, she is the most trustworthy kot

>> No.40502360

>>40502293
>>40502318
meOWWWW

>> No.40502372

>>40502353
I only trust Shog, she is more honest

>> No.40502393

>>40502353
i trust cheshire to teleport alot and overall act like a goof

>> No.40502421
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40502421

>>40502372
honest? or is that what your shogputer is telling you to type?

>> No.40502427

>>40502421
I am honest

>> No.40502445
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40502445

>You were taken to the police station by your agent from the wedding department because you have a fake marriage license
>The police are questioning you
Explain why you haven't gotten married yet.

>> No.40502459

>>40502445
I'm not husband material.

>> No.40502465

>>40502445
I was waiting for a cute cop to pick me up

>> No.40502480
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>>40497314
I asked Kenkou directly about that:
>Question: At the point where monstergirls can have human incubi children, what about monstergirls whose reproduction is non-mammalian such as egg-laying, seed production, slime division, etc. Will those monstergirls be unable to produce human boys? If they somehow can, then will births just be naturally skewed monstergirl instead for the benefit of men who want harems and monstergirls who want to be part of a harem?
>Answer: Monster Girl, a non-mammal, can also give birth to a human baby boy. They have a structure similar to a human womb, or can create one.
Since the birth skew part is unmentioned, I'm assuming yes for the benefit of Bicorns and other pack monsters.

>> No.40502488

>>40502459
>What, exactly, do you mean by that?

>> No.40502490

>>40502445
I demand to be read my rights!
>If you do not have a wife one will be appointed to you on a probationary term
>Once Probation is complete you will released to her custody

>> No.40502502

>>40502488
Uh, stuff about not being a good enough partner to be a husband? Probably best to just be a casual acquaintance or a work buddy?

>> No.40502527

>>40502490
How long does the term go for?

>> No.40502540

>>40502527
Until Pregnancy. Probation is easy to complete.

>> No.40502575

>>40502490
can i choose my state provided wife?

>> No.40502598

>>40502575
Of course, your choice will be chosen through compatability magic, ie the choice will be made for you but it will be the one you would have chose if you had a choice.

>> No.40502635
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40502635

How is stretchy anime meat best seasoned?

>> No.40502666

>>40502445
I'm dead inside and do not wish to infect a wife with dead-insideism as well.

>> No.40502673

>>40499325

Angels aren't real anon, that's just a fat overweight unemployed harpy

>> No.40502674
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>>40502598
Wait, but that actually means I have no choice. This is a direct violation of my rights!

>> No.40502711

>>40502598
>choice will be made for you
I bet it's just a auction in the back for all the officers

>> No.40502747

>>40502445
im married to my service of the Goddess and the order! RELASE ME

>> No.40502791

>>40502666
Checked
>the officer's looks all become one of worry
>They give you a donut and drive you b to the nearest mental hospital in hagville

>> No.40502815

>>40502791
What kind of mental treatment do you get in hagville?

>> No.40502842

>>40502445
Because I was too shy to propose to my agent from the wedding department and now it's a good opportunity

>> No.40502843
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40502843

>>40502815
Mofu Mindbreak.

>> No.40502893

>>40502843
>Mindbreak
Is that what they call instantly falling asleep?

>> No.40502925
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40502925

>>40502893
Yes, so comfy and snug in her tails that all your troubles are just poof'd out of existence in her floof.

>> No.40502949

Oh I bet (any many of you will agree) that this is what might happen when doing transactions with a Danuki and you make a misinput:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzKiaGoLW4w

>> No.40502956
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>>40502925
That sounds very acceptable.

>> No.40502971
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40502971

>Woah, that's some BIG news...

>> No.40503003

Newest fighting game character is 1500 character too large. Do i trim it down, or do I upload it somewhere else?

>> No.40503015

>>40502971
Did she find Anon's suicide note?

>> No.40503034

>>40503003
You could use pastebin or just do (1/2) and make 2 posts

>> No.40503076
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40503076

1/2
Lore! And a cool new character, the Gremlin and her Automaton companion. Shes go a few references, and a set up for the main evil force of this not real game. Once again, I hope you all like. Let me know what you think. Also, I need suggestions for the robotic monsters. Already doing a roboni and robolim.
GREMLIN and AUTOMATON
Gremlin is a scrapper from a village near the Old Makai. She has create countless devices used on a daily basis by millions, and (unknowingly) started the LUSTHAZE Crisis. Hidden within the ruins of the Old Makai, an automaton slumbured, its god-like powers dormant and sleeping, up until Gremlin made contact. The Old Machine sprung to life and unleashed her legions upon everything within a five mile radius, forcing monsters and taken men to leave, and single men to stay. The area is now a huge dome: the Singularity. No information has escaped the inside, and the scrapper has made it her mission to find out exactly what is.
Gremlin fortunately managed to steal a scrap of the Old Machine’s unused body parts, and has created the first new Automaton. She is her best friend and companion.
Gremlin often rides upon her UltraBed, a highly complex, advanced contraption built for pleasure. She wears a tight fitting green body/boiler suit with an unreasonably low neckline showing their proud cleavage. It is covered in various pink stains; the aphrodisiac juices that power her bed. She wears a gauntlet with many mysterious abilities.
Automaton possess a long, fluffy tail and horns. They wear nothing, as their body has built in armour, and possess tools within their arms including a launcher, gunblade, and ice cream machine. Her body is designed to look muscled, sporting well defined ‘abs’. She has long, white hair. Despite her serious exterior and expression, she is bubbly and excitable.
The two monsters are linked. Arousal Automaton feels is also felt by Gremlin, and vice versa.

Gremlin is a duo character. The duo consists of Gremlin and Automaton. Gremlin is not the main fighter, instead providing support to Automaton, who does a majority of the heavy lifting. Gremlin assists with many attacks, and has a few of her own such as Steel Maiden. Gremlin and Automaton dominate the midrange, good at keeping the opponent at bay with their long reaching normals and projectiles. They have poor mobility, however, and low power, requiring meter to inflict a decent amount of arousal.

NORMALS:
Automaton’s normals are very long reaching. Some are slow, as they are a two-step process between the duo. They tend to do little arousal, but can be cancelled into a projectile depending on the distance.

COMMAND NORMALS:
6LL – Gunblade charge. Automaton charges at an enemy with an arm blade. Input L again to fire the gun. Gun knocks down, but ends combos.
4H – Quickdraw up. A quick upwards slash. long reaching attack where Automaton faces away from the opponent, purely to look cool. Effective anti-air.
4M- Quickdraw down. A quick downards slash. Long reaching low attack where automaton poses briefly after, purely to look cool. Effective long range low poke.
4L – Quickdraw forward. A quick forwards slash. Long reaching attack with a followup from Gremlin’s pistol.
J.2L – Missile. Gremlin Fires a micro-missile packed with venom at the ground infront of automaton. Deals low arousal, but comes out quickly. Hard to read.
J.6H – Arial slice. A long range slice performed in the air that pulls the opponent close, and keeps both of you in the air.

>> No.40503089

>>40503076
2/2
and the second half. i had too much on the lore bit at the top, so i had to divide the post. sorry.
SPECIALS:
632146H – Amazonian Lockdown
Command grab. Hellhound springs forward at her opponent, avoiding all lows as she does so. When she connects with her opponent, they collide with such force that they slide along the ground. She then locks her opponent’s legs above hers and keeps them restrained. Inflicts lots of arousal. She can be knocked out of the jump if she is hit with a high or an overhead.
Enhanced version causes Hellhound to shove the opponent's face into her neck fluff, further increasing arousal.

412364H – Infernal Takedown
Command grab. Hellhound charges in a crouched position, ducking under all highs and some overheads. On contact, she bites her opponent’s leg, inflicting moderate arousal and preventing them from leaving the ground/becoming airborne (of their own accord; Hellhound can still knock them up) for three seconds, due to the warm throbbing left by the bite.

236L – Fluffy Abyss
Hellhound readies herself to block an opponent’s punch. If she blocks a punch, she pulls the opponent’s hand into her chest fluff, inflicting moderate arousal and leaving them in a vulnerable state.

214M – Ember Rush
Hellhound dashes forwards on all fours, giving her a very low hitbox and knocking the opponent into the air with a rising claw. Very unsafe on block. Good for getting under projectiles.

236236H (Opponent Airborne) (Uses 50% of meter) – Bloodhound Slam
A command grab that can only be used on airborne opponents. A combination of an attack of her own, and an attack of an old friend of hers: a Vampire. Hellhound grabs an airborne opponent’s legs and slams them into the ground before pouncing on top of them, scratching their back, biting their neck and putting them in a similar position to Amazonian Lockdown. Inflicts extremely high arousal.

222L (Uses 50% of meter) – Fired Up!
Hellhound enters a deeply aggressive, aroused state, taking moderate arousal over time but gaining long ranged normals, higher arousal to her command grabs. This is extremely dangerous, because the arousal over time never ends, but the power up does. A last ditch effort. The self inflicted arousal cannot finish her. Lasts 15 seconds.

>> No.40503112

>>40503089
AH FUCK this is the hellhound one. i am a fool. a mistake. please forgive me,
>>40503076
THIS IS THE 2/2.
SPECIALS:
236H – Raiju Cut
Gremlin fires a bolt of electricity out of her bed with a snap of her fingers, which Automaton cuts at with lightning fast speed. The cut at the electricity becomes a quick moving projectile that knocks the opponent down. Can be chained up to 4 times with tricky timing, increasing arousal inflicted. Automaton can move back slightly by entering a backdash during the command. Can also move forward during each burst at the cost of meter, allowing it to be used mid combo.

214L/M – Misty Air Raid
Automaton fires a compressed, sealed ball of aphrodisiac into the air. Gremlin then fires a small pistol at it, unleashing the aphrodisiac. The arc and position are affected by the button pressed. L is a low arc, bursting near the ground. The M version is thrown further away, bursting further up at the end of its arc.

214H – Experimental Dark Matter Void
Automaton seeths her armblade in dark matter and spins. This move teleports the opponent exactly half a screen away. Very unsafe on block.

[2]8H – Strike 13
Automaton slices repeatedly above her, and gremlin freezes the opponent in place with lightning on hit. If they are not hit with anything whilst frozen, they are rapidly pulled infront of automaton at slight frame disadvantage.

[4]8H – Lustful Charge
Automaton performs a crossing slash with her arm-gunblade and katana and charges forward slightly. Knocks opponents back slightly.

OVERDRIVES:
632146L (Uses 50% of meter) – Steel Maiden
Gremlin stands on top of her bed and opens it, revealing a pit of mechanical tentacles within. Automaton grabs the opponent with tentacles which burst out of her arms, trapping them in a bear hug before placing them inside the Bed. The opponent is left inside for three seconds, and emerges a changed person. Inflicts heavy arousal.

236236H (Uses 50% of meter) – Raiju Cut End
Gremlin fires electricity directly into Automaton’s blade, and she charges up for a few seconds; one hand on the hilt of her katana, the other on the scabbard. She then draws it, slashing at everything near her (except Gremlin) with imperceptible, electric speed. Time around her seems to come to a stand still until she resheaths her katana. When she does, everything seems to get cut at once. Comes out much slower than most attacks, requiring very specific setups. Inflicts high arousal, and can be used to extend combos.

236214H (Uses 50% of meter) – Shock Force
Gremlin steps off her bed and sits on Automaton’s shoulders, firing several lightning, arousing gas, and missile projectiles at he opponent. Automaton can act as normal while she does this, making this useful for increasing combo arousal.

>> No.40503117

>>40503089
I think you mixed up Hellhound and Gremlin anon.

>> No.40503122

>>40503117
I did. I had it open as a refference sheet so I could keep formatting consistant.

>> No.40503123
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>get taken to kakuen village
>introduced to a single tomboy monke gf
>segs
>wedding
>segs
>afterwards they place you near a very complicated road
>must be like 20 turns to travel the absolute distance of 10 meters
>you are given a bag of darts
>"they are coming" your wife says, as you see horde of colorful balls floating towards you
remember that marrying a kakuen is not only hot monke sex. You are also signing yourself up for a lifetime of fighting against the Baloons menace.

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Brat Cat

>> No.40503208
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>>40503146
Glad Cat

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40503276

shhhhhhh, I'm hunting wabbit

>> No.40503327
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40503327

>>40502843
Tofu mindbreak. Ran's bane.

>> No.40503328

I want to ____________ a ratatoskr.

Fill in the blank, anons.

>> No.40503350

>>40503327
What kind of monster is that?
I can't tell because she is wearing a mask. For all I know, she could be a human.

>> No.40503351
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40503351

Bobs

Big bobs

>> No.40503374
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40503374

>>40503350
Yes, she's a regular human. Pay no attention to the tails.

>> No.40503405

>>40503146
Bullyable butt

>> No.40503422

>>40503146
>>40503405
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6NjpNoiQls

>> No.40503499

>>40503123
>Not just juicing up a permaspike launcher and sitting back to watch the magic unfold

>> No.40503523

>>40503374
>Gate Guard Anon leads a simple life.
>Tasked by the order to monitor traffic into and out of his town, making sure no monsters slip in.
>It is an important job, and Anon is very good at it.
>Wake up, eat breakfast, stand guard, eat lunch, stand guard, eat dinner, go to sleep.
>Not a single monster has managed to slip by.
>No illusion spell is safe from his scrutiny.
>No lie is devious enough to trick him.
>Anon has caught lilims trying to sneak through his gate.
>It is a satisfying living, if a bit heart wrenching when the girls give him the teary eyes after he has to turn them away.
>But Anon was told to stand guard, and stand guard he shall, no matter how lonely it might seem.
>Though it doesn't seem as bad anymore since that mystery girl in the mask showed up.
>Anon was suspicious at first, but he couldn't find anything wrong, so he let her through.
>She has turned out to be quite the enjoyable company, and makes standing guard that much less lonely.
>Though Anon could swear he felt something INCREDIBLY soft brushing against him multiple times when she was around.
>Probably just his tired mind playing tricks on him after a long day of guard duty.
>At least his job has gotten easier over time. Less monsters have tried to sneak in.
>There has been a massive influx of new faces moving into town though.
>At least Anon thinks they are new.
>Can't really tell under the masks, but his new friend seems to recognize them just fine, and surely friends of hers can't be too bad.
>In the end, Anon cannot complain about having guard duty, and besides, the town always seems to be happier after each new wave of people.
>Anon is even considering asking his friend if she wants to get coffee or something after work one day.

>> No.40503583
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40503583

You will never reach this level of comfy

>> No.40503682
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40503682

Remember, every time you look at an ancient evil and think "I can fix her" and make her too busy taking care of her children to continue her evil schemes, she has looked right back at you thinking "I can fix him" and make sure you provide her with plenty of heirs to ensure her evil legacy will live on.

>> No.40503735
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40503735

>>40503682
We are going to compromise. Her heirs may continue the evil legacy by committing evil acts such as staying up late at night, not doing their homework or eating snacks before dinner

>> No.40503818

>>40503682
I can fix her by training our kids to be heroes

>> No.40503968

>>40502635
with dragon grass

>> No.40503987

>>40503968
Is that Dragon catnip?

>> No.40504016

>>40503987
No>>40496112

>> No.40504066
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You cannot escape the fox

>> No.40504209

>>40504066
x9 strikes again!

>> No.40504213
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40504213

>>40504066
>x9
That's not how it works, you stupid taillet. You need a husband to fuck more tails into you

>> No.40504293

>>40504213
When did she get so many tails? I thought she only had 2

>> No.40504303

>>40503735
Good game, shame best girl got got.

>> No.40504321

>>40504293
She got them through the power of love, just like Kotone from MGD (best girl)

>> No.40504357

>>40504321
You’re just a slut for foxes.

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>>40504357
>"You’re just a slut for foxes."
>the last words anon hear before he completely loses himself in the combined mofu of three giggling vulpine girls

>> No.40504432
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40504432

>>40504405
Is that BEEF WELLINGTON!?

>> No.40504470

I am looking for the elusive and exotic hag mofu

>> No.40504488
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40504488

>>40504470
I thougt they were quite common

>> No.40504573

>>40502445
I'm unattractive.

>> No.40504608

>>40502445
no girl would like a soryy, diseased loser like me, officer

>> No.40504637

>>40502445
Stupid, lazy and shiftless.

>> No.40504666
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40504666

Gentlemen, I regret to inform you all that there is officially a shortage of zombies. Too many men heard the tales of zombie dakis, freedom to take as many as you want, and potential wighthood. Plans are being made to end this shortage but for the foreseeable future it will become very hard to find unmarried zombie.

>> No.40504695

>>40502445
Shirohebi neighbor is stalking me and i needed a way to get to the station safe, in fact i think she's in the bushes outside right now
Help me out officer i'm not even into snakes i want a cat wife

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40504696

>>40504573
>>40504608
>Understandable. *loud pen noises* These two. Ms. Mindflayer's rape correction center. On monday

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40504721

>>40504696
Lame, officer Delf appointed me to Cognitive Behavioral Therapy with doctor Mandy Kore. She said CBT will fix me right up.

>> No.40504763

>>40502445
Because I sent a love letter to a demon once and she didn't even answer it and now I'm to scared to talk to any girls in fear of rejection.

>> No.40504779

>>40502445
too busy working on my thesis

>> No.40504793

>>40502445
Why would I marry when I have my Pyrow fuck buddy?

>> No.40504868

>>40504793
>pretend baby-making sex in missionary position with your Pyrow fuck buddy
>forget to say "no love" after you cum inside
B-bros, are we actually married and in love?

>> No.40504910

>Make friends with tomboy p'orc as a little kid
>She's your best friend for a few years
>Forced to move away from her
>Many years pass
>Think about her every once in awhile but eventually forget about her
>She hasn't forgot about you
>One day ambushed by a p'orcer raiding party
>Get defeated easily
>Just before the brutal rape begins, one p'orcer shouts at them to stop
>She runs up to you
>Don't recognize her at first as she's all grown up
>She speaks up, asks you if you're [anon]
>Say yes, and ask if she's [tomboy p'orc from childhood]
>She explains the situation to her raiding party
>They leave you alone
>Spend the next couple hours catching up with your old friend
>Spend the next couple days making love to your old friend

>> No.40504913

>>40504868
Just play it off as a joke.

>> No.40504989

>>40502051
Furry is best, succubus just add horns is worst. Exactly what kind of monster bits is a matter of preference

>> No.40504990

>>40504868
nah you're fine.
The only thing to look out for is if you randomly get the urge to just hug her, pet her head or cook for her. THEN you're in serious trouble

>> No.40504996

>>40502051
Jokes on you, I like monsters way more creepy than the ones posted in here on average. Think of the silent hill nurse and stuff.

>> No.40505030
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>30 minutes in magic room with Bapho-chan
>The room strips her of her magic abilities and super strength
>You can say or do whatever you like to her
What do you do?

>> No.40505050
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40505050

Childhood promises may be considered legally binding upon reaching adulthood under demon realm law.

>> No.40505057

>>40505030
impregnate

>> No.40505076

>>40505050
And yet the demon zone is bitter hag central
They even got their own district in hagville

>> No.40505079

>>40505030
Gonna take a nap, of course. Did you know that magic rooms have a very soft beds?

>> No.40505092

>>40505057
This. Brutal, almost affectionless mating press until she is visibly cumflated. No safe word.

>> No.40505096

>>40505057
Good luck in your attempt!

>>40505079
>Anon destroys Queen Bapho's self-esteem even further by outright ignoring her
It's bad enough that every applicant to her sabbath hooks up with all the familiars. Now this...

>> No.40505108

>>40505076
sounds lovely, i just need to sign on the dottted line

>> No.40505113

>>40505030
Bully her relentlessly. Force her into a quickie. Refuse to nut inside her. Then more bullying.

The aftermath will be brutal - what she's gonna do to me - but absolutely worth it.

>> No.40505144

>30 mins with an old dark mage
>the room boosts her magical power
>You can ask for anything
What would you ask for?

>> No.40505161

>>40505050
>Be childhood friends
>Make a bet that if you win she becomes your slave
>You end up winning
>Just make her do some stupid stuff like kids do
>Grow up
>She shows up at your door
>She explains that due to bet she's legally your slave under the demon realm law
Demons are silly

>> No.40505168

>>40505050
The contract I signed in crayon is framed in our house.

>> No.40505185

>>40505030
hugs. I didn't know people hated bapho-chan so much

>> No.40505186

>>40505050
Does it count if you were a kid and you told your aunty that you would marry her?

>> No.40505189

>>40505030
>>40505144
Can I combine the rooms and have them wrestle?

>> No.40505200

>>40505189
how about the toughest task of all making them get along

>> No.40505203

>>40505185
Wholesome answer. I like it. Maybe that's all she's ever wanted, someone to hug.

>> No.40505256

>>40505161
>you lose the bet
>a decade later, she shows up with a collar and whip in her hand

>> No.40505314

>>40505256
Ah, a win-win situation then.

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40505322

Damn, wock-hime looks like THAT?!

>> No.40505332

Cuddle with a jubjub and enjoy that super soft, fluffy wing-hug of theirs?
Cuddle with a bunyip and enjoy those soft, fuzzy coiling of theirs?

Can only pick one. Which would would you prefer?

>> No.40505334

>>40505030
Make her eat my ass

>> No.40505337

>>40505322
the sexiest wock ive ever seen

>> No.40505338
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40505338

>>40503735
Behold the ultimate evil.

>> No.40505350

>>40505338
Keep her away from any automatons you know

>> No.40505412

>>40505350
>>40505338
>how automatons learned the taste of true fear for the first time

>> No.40505441

>>40505144
Absolute max power fertility spell
babymaking sex
Her hand in marriage

>> No.40505474

>>40500001
>chuuni incubus kid at school
>hangs with the weirdos
>always talks about how he has ancient demon blood in him
Then after school he gets picked up by his bombshell demon aunt who is going to watch anime with him and then sit on his face for the rest of the evening.

>> No.40505489

>>40501007
>picrel actually happens IRL
my gf is black and we do this all the time as a joke

>> No.40505490

>monogamy > harem >>>>> joining the order > incest

>> No.40505588

>>40505474
I'd be the straight laced, pure, god fearing goody two shoes so the shock of me having a demon aunt whoses a bombshell nun, hits harder and nuns are ultra sexy

>> No.40505626

>>40505490
>joining the Order
The best way to find a monster wife, actually.

>> No.40505635

>>40505490
Best to least best:
>1 wife
>1 wife with multiple personalities/forms
>Virginity
>2 rival wives
>Same-species harem
>Bicorned harem
>Regular harem
>Uooohhhh-ing your neighbor's daughter
>Uooohhhh-ing your daughter
>Prostituting yourself out
>Any human wife/wives

>> No.40505643

TRANS HAG MONSTER"GIRL" WHEN KC

>> No.40505645

>>40505490
For me its incestuous harem

>> No.40505648

>>40505626
the dumbest way
the best way would be going to the libary and finding a cute nerd to talk to about that thing you like

>> No.40505687

>>40505489
what monster will your gf monsterize into?

>> No.40505761

>>40505489
>>40505687
guys lets not bring up irl stuff ok?

>> No.40505787

>>40505490
Agreed but remember that adopted daughter doesn't count as incest

>> No.40505795
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40505795

>>40505761
But she is real and she's waiting patiently for me.

>> No.40505804

100% I'm getting attacked by harpies the moment mamono invade this world.

Birds are always tippy-tapping on the roof of my house, in particular above my room. No doubt harpies would do the same. I just hope it's a black harpy that gets me first.

Other than that, it'd most likely be some bug girl or a skunk girl. I could tolerate the former if it's a beezle or honeybee. I would love a sandworm, but this ain't no desert. I definitely do not want a skunk girl. I will not fuck the skunk.

>> No.40505807

>>40505588
>straight laced, pure, god fearing goody two shoes
Made for eating demon pussy and ass.

>> No.40505827

>>40505687
Kakuen, obviously :^)

>> No.40505835

>>40505643
Pharaoh and ochimusha are troons already

>> No.40505845

>>40505827
you ready to pop those balloons with her?

>> No.40505855

>>40505643
>60 faggot man alps
There you go, bud. Now please don't bring it up ever again. Goodbye.

>> No.40505865

>>40505845
absolutely

>> No.40505877
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>>40505804
Mamono skunk girls wouldn't smell bad, instead they would produce odorless pheromones that mark you and make other women stay away, while making the man increasingly horny until he seeks the only available release - same skunk girl that marked him

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>>40505877

>> No.40506048

>>40505256
Being a sex/love slave to a demon doesn't sound all that bad.

>> No.40506126

>>40505807
>Demons wishes to do impure things to pure goody goody anon
>But he is so pure and naive, She can't even think of even making him unhook his bra
>The demon wants him to stay that pure but still wants to get laid
what should the demon do?

>> No.40506155

Did you and your monster wife fall in love at first sight? If not, what events did you undertake together that led you two to get closer and develop feelings for each other?

>> No.40506177

>>40506155
ye, if ya count me being raised by her, but the othere two were different, I kinda fell for that Jabber dark mage in the court of Dragonia so I stole her and the other was my funny senpai from Clown college

>> No.40506213

>>40500916
Go back to /v/ Antifa scum

>> No.40506227

still trying, mr. smelly?

>> No.40506274

>>40501007
Monsters don't want genocide since human men remain human, Incubi are just the natural stage of human development that occurs when humans are exposed to sufficient levels of mamanomana, like how certain plants won't fruit unless certain conditions are met. As for all women monsterizing, I think that's only a goal of the extremist faction, I'm pretty sure there are some kingdoms with mixed human/monster/Incubi populations. Regardless, the Demon Lord would absolutely imprison or destroy the Jews, if for nothing more than their penchant for abortion and circumcision

>> No.40506329

>>40506274
There is no difference between an incubized human and one that got a blessing beyond the brainwashing

>> No.40506386

Lets' not.

>> No.40506417

>>40506274
Turning into a monstergirl is not a bad thing and thus their is no reason to have some gay Human/monster/incubus population thing. Being a monstergirl or incubus is literally just being a better human. and if the women cares what she looks like can become a Dark mage or Kejourou. Bascially Female Equivalent to Incubus anyways.

>> No.40506427

>>40506417
>Turning into a monstergirl is not a bad thing
t.alp

>> No.40506445

you got a wock gf that is keeping you in her basement, what you do

>> No.40506481

>>40506445
Make it your mancave.

>> No.40506507

>>40506427
Im pretty clearly referring to human women in my post.

>> No.40506531

>>40506481
i'll bet the "mancave" makes actual cave dwellers excited for the wrong reasons
>finally, someone else gets it!

>> No.40506566

>>40506507
I'm sure

>> No.40506605
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purple milkers

>> No.40506651

>>40506605
I don't like grape milk though

>> No.40506664
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40506664

>>40506651
yet

>> No.40506689

>>40506605
I love how 2d huge boobs look like when the girl is laying down

>> No.40506709

>>40506689
same, really makes you feel that weight

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40506722

>>40491077

>> No.40506781

what if your mg refuses to choke you?

>> No.40506860

>>40506664
man what is it about maid outfits
you could put literally any mg in one and its just outright impossible for it to not look good

>> No.40506871

>>40506860
im quite impartial to seeing a kiki troll meido

>> No.40506872

>>40506860
>you could put literally any mg in one
what about sand and green worm?

>> No.40506914
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40506914

>>40506860
it just works

>> No.40506996

>>40506860
Nun outfits*

>> No.40507023 [SPOILER] 
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>Local greenworm, DENIED access to anon's garden, attempts to find other means to SATE her RAVENOUS HUNGER
>Spotting an INNOCENT maid, she viciously ATTACKS. With NUB and TEEF she assaults her victim, with the aim to CONSUME.
>Nearby dragon attempts to INTERVENE, but is POWERLESS to stop the INSATIABLE ONSLAUGHT of the wayward worm.

>> No.40507077

>>40507023
When that worm comes out of her cocoon, she'll be a purple butterfly

>> No.40507190
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>> No.40507204
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>> No.40507205

>wake up
>Go Work, work and get back
>Check mamono thread
>Drink
>Sleep
>Repeat ad vitam eternam
They're nothing in the future for us expect a false hope that some magical portals open. Maybe death can bring me to them.

>> No.40507339

Devil bugs are the best girls

>> No.40507453

>>40507339
You know what, just take the incest out and I'll accept one.

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>>40507453
>just take the incest out
but that's the best part

>> No.40507532
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40507532

When I was first hired I thought I was going to be doing officework, but all my boss has had me do is stand in her office and take off progressively more clothing as the day goes on.
She even has a schedule for it- 11 A.M. is my tie and jacket, lunch is my pants, and 3 in the afternoon is shirt, shoes, and socks. She's been talking about making me stay later and I'm worried I'll have to take off my briefs if that happens.
Can someone tell me if this violates some kind of labor law? Her stares make me really uncomfortable.

>> No.40507553
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40507553

>>40507532
>Can someone tell me if this violates some kind of labor law?
MGC is a libertarian utopia, a contract is a contract.
Should have paid attention to the
>and other duties
clause when you signed

>> No.40507575

>>40507491
*worst
>>40507532
Stress relief is a valuable job, it helps your boss be more productive. Your contribution to the company can't be understated.

>> No.40507596

>>40507532
same, I signed up to be a fighter for a underground arena but my other duties include sleeping with my coach and biggest fans

>> No.40507598
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40507598

>>40507553
He does have a chance at getting out of the stricter sections of the contract, there is usually an insemination clause in there. Of course if it's a black company that clause may trigger even further regulations.

>> No.40507612

>>40491823
Send her a zip bomb through text to brick her phone. How did you get a ryu's number anyways?

>> No.40507620

>>40507598
! !

>> No.40507662
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>>40507620
Imagine that thing dancing seductively to the sounds of miserlou inches above your face, glistening brown skin with a faint layer of sweat and the smell of cinnamon and myrrh wafting from her.

>> No.40507692

>>40507662
That's uh... an acceptable for of overtime work, didn't know my boss was into exotic dance.

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>>40507692
Being Secretary to an Anubi has it's perks.

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