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It's that simple!

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>> No.38118693
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so?

>> No.38118700
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Elves are good for you.

>> No.38118720

>>38118693
I wish to bury my face in that cow ass.

>> No.38118748

>>38118566
>Dark monster are chatting while watching both their past selves and future selves getting fucked
>they even get inspiration for new sex acts while watching themselves from the future
>And so another sex paradox was created

>> No.38118749
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>>38118665

>> No.38118769

>>38118749
those kinds of hats are for breaking men

>> No.38118809

>>38118769
But look at how small they are Anon. How's a monster supposed to break a man when her hat can't even provide the man shade?

>> No.38118812

get on the tram anon

>> No.38118823
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Jabberwocks are cool!

>> No.38118832

>>38118529
>>38118579
>>38118584
That the Order is convincing is difficult to swallow. This would be true even among human raised monsters I'd imagine, and monsters are better at swallowing than humans are. There are at least 3 Order approved of gods that could verify matters. What is the Order going to murder some Heroes of Ares etc? Expecting a bunch of baldo monks to handle a large disinformation campaign is a bit much, isn't it?

Imagine that the monsters rape Orderites w/o the Order being informed. There's no way to tell the difference between an Incubus and Hero iirc. So the Order security is automatically garbage. Sadly, I can't think of a better alternative for the anti-monster group. All of the ass pulls needed to have them continue existing give me a headache though.

>dryfish
TIL. Well that's pretty terrible. Otoh, this would be the easiest to thing to disprove during a battle.

>> No.38118834

>>38118749
I think the one on the right is dressed better. Her shirt is more tasteful and the left's hat doesn't need that pattern.

>> No.38118836

>>38118812
Where are we going?

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>> No.38118915

>>38118832
The order has been slowly retconned into being totally illogical. Gotta wait for that game.

>> No.38118937

>>38118749
Fedora tipping monsters. Thank you so much, Atheist Jesus. I'll try to remember not to spit on you, if you start existing. They are dressed to impress, now all they need is fine superfolded Zipangu steel to defend the honor of m'lords!

>> No.38118950

>>38118913
This is a NO FOX ZONE. Foxes are not allowed on the premises. Please vacate the area immediately or I will report you to the authorities for trespassing.

>> No.38118969

>>38118832
Holy sites of the order probably have some measure of protection against infiltration by incubi. I imagine they naturally avoid it as there is a high chance of bursting into flame the moment you cross the threshold

>> No.38118997

>>38118832
My theory is still that the monsters are secretly running the Order because the Demon Lord doesn't want a repeat of what happened with the dwarves.

>> No.38119010

>>38118832
A couple of things KC has mentioned that should be considered in this:

1. For most people in Order nations long-distance communication is slow, limited, and often heavily controlled. They can be largely ignorant of things that don't happen on their doorstep.

2. Ordinary people can't tell the difference between a hero and an incubus, but those that can sense mamono mana could.

3. Humans in general know very little about the politics, loyalties and power struggles of the gods as most of the gods rarely communicate directly. Their general understanding of the gods is much more simple, with the chief god at the top and any god not actively opposing them being subordinate to them (with any sympathy towards monsters downplayed or rationalized).

4. The Order does not consist of a bunch of "baldo monks." The upper ranks are basically a bunch of priests and aristocrats with personal armies that form powerful senates that can eclipse the authority of even local kings and queens. The lower ranks consist mostly of people who genuinely believe they are on the right side, if only because they've never been allowed to know anything different.

>> No.38119050
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>Order
>>>protection
It’s a bunch of kids “teaching” other kids how to play with dangerous objects to protect other kids. I doubt there isn’t anyone with 3 digits of age there, let alone 5.
Humans should just accept monster girl actual protection already. They are safer between elf tits than they could ever be by themselves.

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>>38118950
You're not the boss of me.

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>>38119050
>alive for 10,000 years
>spent every last one stewing in her own virginity
do elves really

>> No.38119095

>>38119010
In very, very old lore from the first book KC said that most fights against monsters rarely ended in bloodshed because the monsters were only there to rape and the heroes felt bad about attacking defenceless cute women. Then they got raped, so the order was right about that one.

>> No.38119105

>>38118823
I need more Gazers with their smug broken

>> No.38119113

I feel like the Order is more powerful than anyone gives it credit for. Like if you were to drop a manticore or even a dragon into the middle of Order territory there's a high chance things would go badly for them.

Now of course because of KCs story rules if they were captured they'd meet a sympathetic human who'd help them escape then they'd get married.

>> No.38119119

>>38118997
Except what happened to the dwarves is not considered a bad thing. Their males will return in due time.

MGE volume 2 actually gives a fairly detailed account of Lilith's official perspective on the current MGE world and where it is heading. To quote Seven Sea's translation:

>Currently, children born of a human and a monster are always monster females, with no males observed. This, however, is merely a transitional phase in the modernization of monsters that speaks to their status above humans and the sway of the mother's body. The Overlord explains that the current situation is but one step in the development of her and her monsters' power - and that one day, human males will be born of humans and monsters, as well.

Btw, Lilith is not stating that she wants monsters to have higher status than humans, she's referring to how in the created order monsters were made to be above humans. Her plans for developing and combining monsters and humans into a single functional race is to make them equals.

>> No.38119149

>>38119082
Some elves are prideful enough to give dragons a run for their money. By the time they realize that isn’t worth it, the age is already old ha-

>> No.38119154

>>38119113
Certainly, it's acknowledged they still possess a lot of power. But it's also stated they have only maintained this because Lilith is moderate in her methods. If she directed monsters the way past mamono lords did, with monsters being more powerful than ever in the current age, there is no doubt the monsters would win even if the Order put up a good fight.

>> No.38119165

I hope kc does more holiday based releases in the future.

Give me a flesh golem girl and a jack o lantern mimic for Halloween

>> No.38119179

>>38119154
It's insanely boring if you think about it so I try not to think about it and focus on the good wish fulfilment stuff.

>> No.38119205

>>38118749
The hats..... I have need to aquire them or just smack more of them on monsters

>> No.38119206

I will never admit gachafags as monster girl lovers. You're all everlasting newfags.

>> No.38119216

>>38119165
He needs to give me my Balrog mommy first

>> No.38119218
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>>38119082
>Elves will stay pure for centuries waiting for you
Confirmed best girls again, unlike other monster sluts.

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>>38119113
That's a weird example. If you dropped the most elite US soldier alone in the middle of some African warlord's place where everyone can instantly tell who he is, he probably wouldn't Rambo his way out either. If the Order was THAT weak, they would have already fallen.
>>38119165
>flesh golem girl
I don't care when, I'm still waiting for her.

>> No.38119251

>>38118915
I doubt the game can fix how half-baked the Order is. Only admitting that humans are unironically stupid and that even monsters can't fix the stupidity can prop up the Order as things stand.
>>38118969
Order magic can't target mamono mana specifically, that includes Incubi iirc. So unless the magic toasts everybody without a key...
>>38118997
Aren't they too stupid and dangerous for that to be the case? They use murder weapons and are told to kill. I think DL subversion would be clearly depraved, the same for monsters in general.

>>38119010
Okay, by the numbers it is.
>1
So hobbyist monsters mog the Order in communications and therefore propaganda. This is before we even mention the Sabbath.
>2
I don't recall this, are you sure this is so? I might be remembering the Order as more incompetent than it is...
>3
Members of other sects are monsters and are accepted by the Order. Satyros is clearly a monster etc. Evey Poseidon girl ever is a monster. They do miracles and people could be expected to do what the miracle bitches say. What miracles does the Overgod give that the others don't? So the outcome of a god fight should be obvious. The Overgod would get dragon kicked to the Milky Way. The gods should stop being lazy bastards just because the plot asks for it.
>4
So the Order is top-down and therefore can be subverted at the leadership and no one at the bottom could stop them? Well. Now I'm convinced on the subject of Order security. Convinced that baldo monks would unironically be better.

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>> No.38119308

>>38119251
>Order magic can't target mamono mana specifically
I was thinking more of a blessing or holy shield from the chief god. As in, the goddess herself protects their sacred halls.
Of course, that wouldn't stop a baphomet or lilim from walking in, but it would be enough to prevent corruption by a disguised incubus or monster girl.

>> No.38119309

>>38119233
>"Finally! My Perfect monster soldier will now be able to give birth to a million powerful soldiers!"
>"Wow, so who's gonna be the father?"
>"You Anon!"

>> No.38119315

>>38119050
If ya knife ears want that, ya have to catch me

>> No.38119412

>>38119251
>2

From World Guide 3's What Mana Is Section:

>For that reason, naturally, it's possible to identity race, and even uniquely identify an individual by performing a detailed analysis of mana. In general, humans do not have the power to sense mana; however, those who normally deal with mana such as wizards and golem engineers are an exception, being capable of sensing mana to some degree, and there are also humans “with good intuition” who are inherently able to sense the presence of mana.

>3

It is true some types of monsters are accepted by moderate Order nations, but those are only the moderates. Also, Poseidon is not a deity worshiped by the Order, at least officially. Sailors of all sorts revere her, but it's been noted when possible the Order sails in waters controlled by other sea deities who are still loyal to the chief god. These deities control much smaller parts of the sea relative to Poseidon.

Regarding what miracles the chief god gives, their blessings are noted to chiefly be about granting greater fighting power.

>> No.38119418

>>38118836
why to your destination in ease and comfort of course!

>> No.38119419 [SPOILER] 
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mamono only want one thing and it's disgusting

>> No.38119426

MGC mayoral elections are coming up anon, who with (You) be voting for?

>> No.38119428
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>> No.38119440

>>38119426
The angel, running with the Order Purity Party

>> No.38119442

>>38119303
I kinda want to be a mercenary/knight hired to protect a monster girl nunnery.

>> No.38119445

>>38119426
I'm writing in Harambe, the Cheshires and Bogies said it'd be the funniest thing ever

>> No.38119450

>>38119308
>Also, as an exception to the general rule, there even exist those who can still use the chief god's hieromancy even after monsterization or even though they were monsters to begin with. The strange thing is that although such monsters do have faith in the chief god, it's not that they've betrayed monsters or reformed their monstrous values that put sex on a pedestal, and yet regardless, they are still clearly receiving the chief god's blessing. The Order of the chief god is quietly ignoring this, but the existence of such monsters has led to various theories about the being known as the chief god becoming rife among heretical theologians.
seems unlikely she can prevent monsters from doing much but its complicated

>> No.38119452

>>38119426
Myself and I will make all men that are still single open game and will release where they live to every single monster in the area

>> No.38119462

>>38119251
>They use murder weapons and are told to kill
Yes but the weapons and training they're given don't ever work. It doesn't make sense as a military organization but makes perfect sense as a husband farm.

>> No.38119469

>>38119426
My wife thinks boys are too emotional to make that decision and she won't let me vote.

>> No.38119470

>>38119419
If he summoned that thing using just this pencil and paper, then no wonder the Demon is impressed.
>>38119445
I wouldn't mind a gorilla girl as a mayor.

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>>38119426
I can tell you who I'm NOT voting for again: our current mayor. She only got in because of mommy's influence, and all she did during her tenure was rant about she's 'way too intimidating for those stupid boys to ask her out', and blow public funds on fucking yugioh cards.

>> No.38119476

>>38119426
I've convinced everyone I know to write in the local wurm pizza girl

>> No.38119486

>>38119462
>Order monastery tithing the neighboring monster village with a party of poorly equipped heroes

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>>38119251
>So hobbyist monsters mog the Order in communications and therefore propaganda. This is before we even mention the Sabbath.

How would they do that and avoid getting their propaganda intercepted? We do know monsters often infiltrate, but the propaganda they spread tends to be secret, readable only by people with particular desires and sympathies. I'd wager they seldom opt for more aggressive propaganda simply to avoid the risk of early human converts getting harassed, hurt or killed before public opinion as a whole turns toward the monsters.

We also have to consider how huge the MGE world is, i.e. larger than Earth. A lot of the Order may well have been able to live the way they have simply because monsters have not had time or resources to get to them yet (motivating large numbers of monsters to voluntarily leave their comfortable lives has been noted to take a good deal of effort on the part of those organizing such things).

>> No.38119550

>>38119462
when has the system of sending out a crack team of 1 guy and 2 or more sexually frustrated women into monster territory ever failed?
got to stick with the system

>> No.38119556

dangerous monster bellies

>> No.38119569
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>>38119462
>Yes but the weapons and training they're given don't ever work.

The secret monster girl orphanage Sasha set up for victims of Order raids would beg to differ on that. The Order doesn't have much success in battles with monster armies, but attacking farms and small settlements is another matter (and one reason Lescatie got invaded).

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>>38118832
>There's no way to tell the difference between an Incubus and Hero iirc.
Apart from the fact that they get twitchy withdrawl symptoms if they go 5 minutes without plunging balls-deep in the nearest wet hole?
Might be a bit of a giveaway.
Also don't forget that literal angels from heaven are opposed to the monsters. "Don't fall for their sexy bodies they'll brainwash and eat you" is probably more convincing when it literally comes from the mouth of The Lord Thy God.

>> No.38119661

>>38119637
i get humans have some excuse for ignorance towards monsters but what's angels reason (not including the eros assortment and other monster friendly factions of course)?
naivety? faith?

>> No.38119668

>>38119661
competition

>> No.38119689

>>38119661
The chief god's angels were created to be loyal to said god, not obeying is an alien thing to them until they monsterize.

>> No.38119705

>>38119637
>Apart from the fact that they get twitchy withdrawl symptoms if they go 5 minutes without plunging balls-deep in the nearest wet hole?
>Might be a bit of a giveaway.

Nah, incubi can and do abstain for substantial periods if they need to (not to mention that only a wife of an incubus can satisfy an incubus, so not just any hole will do).

>> No.38119711

>>38119661
6 months of paper work

>> No.38119721

>>38119472
Maybe a human boy should just start being honest instead and ask her out

>> No.38119723
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>>38119705
Heck, marriage to a dark armored knight outright requires regular abstinence for her power to work best (even if said abstinence need only last a day).

>> No.38119745

>>38119661
they're said not to come down to earth much expect for special events.
guess they don't have much to question until they get their hands dirty

>> No.38119791

>>38119661
Every human that gets raped by a monster is one less human that could be impregnating an angel over and over for thousands of years. That’s reason enough.

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>> No.38119814

>>38119556
The manticore belly is a prize to be had indeed, but to reach it you must first cross paths and defeat all matter of venomous barbs and wicked claws that black the way forward.

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>>38118665

>> No.38119845

>>38119795
>recovering from "experiment night"
>my dick has been hard for the past 17 hours
>I'm pretty sure I should talk to a doctor about this, but my wife is a doctor and says its a sign of good health
>I wanted a second opinion but there are wards over the doors and windows
>I see another batch of "research solution" brewing on the stove
>I implore my wife to let me rest
>She apologizes but insists we need to verify last night's results
Don't be fooled anons, with a lich every night is experiment night

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>>38119705
>>38119723
Maybe they're physically capable of it, but I know I'd be very pissed off, very quickly, if I had a 11/10 sex goddess waiting at home who can go all night and thinks my cum is liquid opium, but instead I were on a deep cover mission.
That's always been the weakness of the Demon Army: they just can't get good volounteers. Long-term marital sex makes you a magical demigod in MGE land, but it also means you have much better things to be doing than fightan. The only people who do sign up for the army are femcels.
(And yes, I know there's the Elite Hero Unit who keep fighting after they're married, but that's the exception that proves the rule - they're very unusual and very valuable)

>> No.38119936

https://twitter.com/Bell_orgel/status/1480523907795156998?s=20
! !

>> No.38119939
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>>38119661
I thought the angels were fully aware of what monsters have become, but to them, that makes it WORSE.
The kill-humans monsters had a place in the Chief God's plan: they were population control, the yin to the yang of a balanced universe. Now that the new demon lord has UN-balanced the equation, the angels are more mad at monsters for breaking the rules of the universe than they ever were mad about monsters killing humans.
In previous ages, monsters were a necessary evil. Now they're an existential threat to the cosmic order.

>> No.38119959

>>38119939
cool fan fic

>> No.38120013

>>38119890
Another exception is noted in MGE volume 2 to be monsters and incubi who lived as warriors, mercs, etc. when they were humans and join up with the Mamono Lord's army so they can continue their vocation.

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>>38119959
>>38119939
From the original Encyclopedia:
> Monsters are, in essence, beings that are higher on the food chain than humans. They're living creatures the Chief God created so that it could adjust the number of humans. The Demon Lord, who The Order insists is wicked, was created as a control device so that the gods could control the monsters. As in the present, the Demon Lord's energy has always been linked with all monsters. By giving the Demon Lord directives, the Chief God is able to indirectly control the monsters.
> And then, the entire process repeats itself. This is the world's system. The system was running perfectly until a certain succubus became Demon Lord and caused the system to start malfunctioning. The Demon Lord used her demonic power which is linked to all monsters to start overwriting the traits instilled in the monsters from the time when the Chief God created them: “Monsters are beings that are higher existences than humans, and monsters are beings that live by eating humans.”
> Naturally, the Chief God was furious. She tried to eliminate the Demon Lord.

>> No.38120052

>>38119959
But that's right. Monsters were made as part of the plan. The chief god isn't pissed about monsters existing, she's pissed about them not destroying humanity.

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Forget snobby and repressed angels or eves are get yourselves a loyal,humble beast women like a jinko

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Do onis break their own horns to seem cooler, sorta like a scar?

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https://twitter.com/losenis/status/1480556822553665541

>> No.38120128

>>38119936
My boss keeps giving me blowjobs under my desk while at work, then complains about my productivity. She put me in a PIP, and now I have to work under her desk all day. How can I prove to her that I am a reliable worker?

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Art thou consider perhaps, Dark Mages?

>> No.38120149

>>38120128
>human
>>>>reliable
>worker
Work up that cunninlingus and soon you will be promoted to be her personal chair.

>> No.38120153

>>38120137
I've considered her and came to the conclusion she's a hag who doesn't hold a candle to baph cunny.

>> No.38120271

>>38120153
hags are consolation awards to men who didn't meet the low standards for a baphomet wife.

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>>38120137
Mana tanks too small.

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>>38118665

>> No.38120346

>>38120271
And baphomets are consolation prizes for men who couldn't find a young dark mage loli wife.

>> No.38120409

>>38120346
Wouldnt it be witch wives? Dark Mages are the Older milf version.

>> No.38120465

>>38119426
Hello Mr. Anon. The election is drawing near. Have you decided on your vote? If you haven't, please let the Zombie Party make the most of your precious vote. Thank you and have a nice day.

>> No.38120471

>>38120409
How do men who get witch wives even live with themselves?
I'm not sure where familiars even come into it but sabbath has quite the harsh tier list of wives.

>> No.38120500

>>38120471
Witches are higher up on the tier list than Familiars.
With a witch wife, you would probably be involved in magical research. You might even end up with a familiar wife as well.

A solo Familiar wife probably means you are with the PR side of the Sabbath.

>> No.38120518

>>38119119
>The DL uses Hegelian dialectic
What a nerd

>> No.38120536

>>38120465
In the last debate the Zombie Party candidate spent half her time drooling on the microphone and the other half trying to hug the moderator. That hardly inspires confidence.

>> No.38120537

>>38120500
sabbath made a lot more sense when men were raped/brainwashed into it and they had big orgies.

>> No.38120552

>>38120500
It's all fun and games until you run into a Shirokuto branch Familiar

>> No.38120556

>angel
>oh my that’s a promising human. I will train him and estabilish a normal relationship and if he ever strays from the path I shall help purge his sins with a bit of corrective rape
>>>>m*nsters
>UOOOOOOH HUMAN EROTIC HE IS WEARING JUST A NORMAL SUIT WITH PANTS AND A TIE BASICALLY BEGGING TO BE RAPED UOOOOOOOOHHHH

>> No.38120580

>>38120536
Pretty much exactly what I want from my local government: ineffective, harmless, but everyone in the Party wants to nibble on me erotically. You can count on my vote!

>> No.38120605

>>38120048
Between this and gimping humanity's true potential, it's amazing how there are HFYfags simping for the Chief God.

>> No.38120620

>>38120556
The virgin chastity fan vs the chad impromptu sex enjoyer

>> No.38120678

>>38120072
Buff and polite is the perfect combination, Jinkos are love.

>> No.38120686

>>38120605
HFY fags doing read the lore. Its why they are HFY fags.
Also monsters in previous generations were capable of love as well and Lilith's ascension was aided by other monsters who believed in her ideals.
>tfw you and your succ wife learn that the world has changed and she no long has to hold back thanks to new management.

>> No.38120767
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>>38120605
> He doesn't want to be part of God's plan
More angels for me

>> No.38120768

>>38119890
Sometimes monsters will keep fighting with the armies as a career. Dullahans are noted to continue serving as soldiers even after getting a husband. Magic tech like callback beds that make visiting husbands from far away easy also mean that married couples aren't going to be separated for years because one person is on campaign

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Don't call her buff if she can't do this.

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>>38120556
Based.

>> No.38120798

>>38120768
Also they have dragon riders and living armors.

>> No.38120802

>>38120137
I like megumin from konosoba
But that's about it for those types of characters

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>>38120556
The only difference is that the angel thinks the second phrase while the monsters directly say it.

>> No.38120818

>>38120767
Thing is, there are lots of gods to choose from here. The chief god isn't even the original chief god.

>> No.38120821

>he won’t ever have a harem
>he won’t ride his dragon wife to work, while wearing his shog wife as underwear and being under protection of his living armor wife

>> No.38120824

>>38120798
Dragon riders are so cool. Prefer demons and pharaohs but riding a giant reptile is a very attractive prospect. Wonder if they have fellbeast-esque flying demon realm beasts that can be tamed and ridden

>> No.38120850

>>38119206
Same, except I don't care if they're new they just have shit taste.

>look at my normal human female with fox ears guise!!

>> No.38120854

>>38120824
Maybe giant eagles or bats or flying insects. Mamono realm beasts are noted to be monstrous, often very large versions of regular animals, so all those are viable candidates.

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>>38120824
A wyvern might get offended if you call her a beast but they can definitely be tamed and ridden.

>> No.38120911

Do Kiki's and shogs go stir crazy in apartments? Like the lack of things go clean and maintain get them antsy

>> No.38120915

>>38120900
>tamed
It's more of a mutual agreement between husband and wife

>> No.38120938

>>38120900
I hope we get to see more "primal form" designs for the dragons, as Willsaga/KC hit it out of the park with the wyvern's.

>> No.38120986

>>38120938
I think Will and KC are legitimately really good at design and wish the two would draw out some more location and world art images. I hope both are capable of moving to art and MGE full time sometime in the future.

>> No.38120998

>>38119939
>giving a shit about 'cosmic order'
fucking cuck

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>>38120850
I love fox

>> No.38121014

>>38120409
Two completely different species of monsters

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>>38120938
I especially wonder just what otohime's full dragon form looks like, as aside from Pokemon designs I haven't seen much of the "dragon seahorse" idea presented in art. Like would see look more seahorse or more dragon?

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>>38121000

>> No.38121034

>>38121014
Indeed, it's not physique that distinguishes dark mages from witches (some witches can use megamorphosis, some dark mages are lolis) but rather their attitudes and affiliations.

>> No.38121062

>>38120915
Like in Avatar?

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>>38120915
It depends on where he found her. Some knights knew their wyvern from childhood while others found one in the wild and wrestled her into submission.

>> No.38121069

>>38121034
Witches get their powers granted to them by Baphomets, Dark Mages are strong independent women that don't need no goat.

>> No.38121079
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You gonna get mofu'd.

>> No.38121097

>>38121064
I wish to dominate a dragon and make it so simply the smell of my cock makes her wet and ready to be ridden.

>> No.38121124

I want a sugar mama tanuki already, I'm tired of standing guard in the freezing cold and getting overtime I don't want

>> No.38121128

>>38120900
Monsters turning back into actual monsters is canon now? I was pretty sure it was a rare thing, at best.

>> No.38121130

>>38121021
Presumably she'd look like a giant version of this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leafy_seadragon

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>> No.38121141

>>38121128
All Dragon Species can turn into their normal monster form Including wyverns.

>> No.38121157

>>38121128
It was always canon for dragons and their relatives. Krakens can do something similar but it's not clear if it's a full transformation or just the tentacles.

>> No.38121166

>>38121128
Dragon-type monsters always could. Though the Ochimusha's Making Of made it so that at least a partial transformation is something other monsters can learn. The spiky bone arm the Ochimusha has in her illustration is her using said partial transformation.

>Her very distinctive abnormal arm is designed after a combination of ribs, jawbones and teeth.
>An arm like that could of course be inconvenient during daily life, and it seems like she can turn it into a regular arm normally.
>It seems like that arm is a partial release of a monstrous transformation, used for battle, similarly to how Dragons can transform into their forms of old, before the age of the current Demon Lord.

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>>38121157
Ochimusha also have an interesting "partial reversion" they can do with their arms, but yeah, dragon family monsters are the only ones who can turn fully back (and its still temporary when they do).

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>>38120824
Man I'd want to be a dragonrider so bad. Nothing shows the coordination and trust between the two of you better than flying in tandem. I'd love to raid Order villages with my dragon wife and snatch bachelors to take back to lonely monstergirls.

>> No.38121195

>>38120986
>location and world art
I genuinely like the architecture they draw, even if it is a bit simplistic.

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>> No.38121212

>>38121203
Would you be able to feel her heartbeat through her breast?

>> No.38121224

i love green girls

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>>38121224
>green girls

>> No.38121256

I want to make a kiki play viscera clean up detail and watch her have a meltdown when a physics bug sends meat chunks everywhere

>> No.38121278

>>38121256
I have feeling that game would end up as a esports among maids post portal

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>>38118665
>MG bedtime stories

>> No.38121287

>>38121062
Yeah but with penis in bagoo instead of anemone in headhole

>> No.38121312

>>38121286
>aunt I'd like to fuck
What would monsters would be the best aunties?

>> No.38121315

>>38121194
I mostly just care about "riding" the dragon.

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>>38121315
The more vigorous "dragonriding" comes after you've brought some lonely girls their husbands, especially after catching a few of their "enthusiastic" greetings before leaving.

>> No.38121341

>>38121312
All of them. Trolls, elves, jinkos, inari, demons, succubus, and ren xiongmao especially seem like top tier auntsers

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>>38121312
Kraken.

>> No.38121364

I want to fuck a monster so hard she walks around kinda funny with how hard i was fucking her.

>> No.38121369

>>38120900
>hear screaming outside your office
>people are running in the streets
>suddenly the building shakes and power goes out
>you run down the stairs surrounded by your fearful coworkers
>you make it outside, only to see a shadow looming over everyone
>a massive dragon-like creature glaring down at the mass of humans
>her head drops lower to the ground, your life flashes before your eyes as you imagine how death by chewing feels like
>she doesn't open her maw however, and you spot a little paper bag carefully grabbed between her teeth
>your coworker joey reaches up and takes it
>"s-sorry about that honey, I know I forgot but you really shouldn't com-"
>a guttural scream deafens you before you are blown back, a flap of her wings knocking you down on your butt
>"sorry! see you tonight honey!" joey screams, as the monster takes flight

>> No.38121371

>>38121341
>especially elves
Now that is going to be real weird, she's probably your great great great great aunt yet still is single. And the stories she'll tell when you see her or the food she'd make would be legendary

>> No.38121381

>>38121194
i just want to be a dragon slayer, then help set up other dragon zombies with finding their own husband

>> No.38121389

>>38121371
You could learn a lot from an elderly elf. Probably be heaven if you were into nerdy topics like history and magic. What is elf food like? According to Tolkien it's so good your senses can't even comprehend it

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>>38121381
That would be good too. We should team up. You find bachelorette dragons and I'll find good bachelor men before kidnapping them.

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>> No.38121418

>>38121389
Depends where the elf is from, they are going to be very different depending where they grew up. For example, desert elves would most likely have different types of food than coastal elves or swamp elves

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>>38118665

>> No.38121430
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>>38121428
>bowing
>groveling
cringe

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>> No.38121554

believe in Hag supremacy

>> No.38121585

>>38121554
Already do, now what?

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>>38121428
>>38121554
Wrong

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I believe in hag romance

>> No.38121632

>>38121621
Gunna face fuck this Gote right at the front door.

>> No.38121695

>>38121369
Joey is a lucky cunt

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Snuggle scouts!

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>>38121736
Scalp massages are the bomb. Miss me with that gay headpat shit.

>> No.38121781

>>38121774
I agree. Headpats don't feel good. Scalp massages do.

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>>38120048
>Overgod keeps human pop in check via murder
>Big Dick Succubus Overlord does the same thing via fucking
>no more deaths are necessary now isn't that great?
>are you happy that you get the same result without murder Overgod?
>Overgod:REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
You guise just don't get it. This isn't about murder. It's about ethics in game journalism.

>> No.38121841

>>38121621
>tfw ywn make her feel 200 again and fuck her until her hips give out

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Finally Completed this. Pretty good list although surprised Manticore isn't in my Top 10 despite one of my waifu's being one.

>> No.38121917

>>38121869
Some rare picks there, good taste anon

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>>38121831
Sounds like somebody's frustrated.

>> No.38121948

>>38121869
Glad that at least some people appreciate the Eros girls.

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>>38119668
>>38119745
>>38119791
>lazy
>not willing to share
>not promoting armpit and paizuri based contraception when necessary
>yet they still call themselves angels
Disgusting.

>> No.38121990

>>38121917
Thanks! By rare i assume you mean the roper and Pslime? rarely see them high on these lists, but obviously they are some of my favourites. It is weird though being like 90% of a MGs image gallery.

>>38121948
Cupid could also be higher. I really like eros and her whole love thing. My Pslime wife is a Priestess of Eros(and some other godesses) in fact.

>> No.38122044

>>38121990
Yep, roper, pslime and unagi joro are almost never mentioned in the threads in my experience.

>> No.38122062

>>38122044
unagi gets mentioned every now and then, but much like umi osho, i prefer fiercer girls

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>>38121389
>elf food
It is tasty and has all the nutritional requirements for a complete meal full of aphrodisiacs. Side effects include continuous erections, testicular swelling and chronic dickthroneism.

>> No.38122077

>>38121869
atlach nacha is good. You seem to have a bit of a fetish for transformation.

>> No.38122080

>>38120605
I've read people who genuinely thought the Chief God's cycle of culling was "not so bad" for humans.
And people who just went "she looks vaguely christian and she hates elves and orcs, she must be the good guy".
Just today a new fic came out on AO3 where the poor innocent Chief God summons Serious Sam (yes, the vidya one) to help kill the Demon Lord and save humanity from her evil plan.

HFYfags are literal mouthbreathers, is what I'm trying to say.

>> No.38122118

Would there be a ton of dark priestess evangelists in MGC that go door to door and ask if they have accepted the fallen goddess into their lives?
How would they react when I actually invite them inside?

>> No.38122123

>>38122044
I'm a little put off by the roper for pretty obvious reasons I think

>> No.38122126

>>38121869
Eros girls and abyssal girls. Amazing taste.

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>>38120798
>>38120824
>>38120900
>>38121369
>>38121381
Dragons: not even once.

>> No.38122155

>>38122080
>a new fic came out on AO3
I wonder how long it will last.
Nobody who pays attention can side with the order. Even the 40k imperium is more likely to side with the monsters. They'd really just nuke both sides and be done with it, but if forced to choose that's probably what they'd do.

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>>38122044
Yeah unfortunately i think the nature of the Roper and Pslime make it so people arent as open to talk about them. Even though i think they are both truly great girls.
Unagi i do see but usually its images on them and less talking about them.

>>38122077
I do like both corruption and tf but not a big fan of the fact that usually both are attached to some pretty disguction fetishes and what not. Really should comm a nice pslime corruption story sometime.

>> No.38122171

Remember, we got confirmation that feeling unworthy of your MG waifu and thus likely also all forms of self-hate are some ways of really, really, REALLY pissing your wife off. Just look at the verbal trashing this Baphomet gives to her husband because he thinks he is not good enough on top of angry KO rape:

>“You feel it yourself too, right?
Aniue, it's proof that this body of mine has submitted to you as a female...
And you've even remained hard and kept ejaculating in an attempt to impregnate me, haven't you
You're doing what is required of a male, so how dare you call yourself unworthy”.

He keeps doubting making her angrier

>“Human men are such a pain in the ass.
Damn you for denying instinct due to your lackluster knowledge and reasoning.
And it's even more exasperating perhaps because you're a scholar. But that's what I love...”

>“You certainly are powerless.
Your magical talent doesn't even measure a sliver of mine, and you'd lose out to me in a test of physical strength as well. Even as a scholar, you're half-baked, and on top of that, you even burnt the goddamn toast this morning. Plus, I'd wager that from the perspective of a human girl, you're not especially handsome either”

>“On the other hand, I am a baphomet, granted sorcerous talent from birth and preordained to stand above all witches. All those who witness my dark power prostrate themselves before me in terror. It is I who can stand above ones such as them and 'bestow' it upon them.”

>“Aniue, you were the only one to 'keep bestowing' it upon me despite knowing my power”.

He keeps doubting making him angrier at which point she literally knocks him out.

>Abruptly turning away in anger, the baphomet puffed out her cheeks. The man had no idea what she was mad about. The baphomet clamped down with her insides, and the man reached his umpteenth climax. Her meaty vagina pulsed as if to guzzle his semen, triggering nonstop ejaculation. It was just as if the baphomet were intent on channeling her anger to wring every last drop out of him.

Low self esteem fags tell me. What race is your waifu? How angry will you get her? How will she react?

>> No.38122187

>>38122118
>Open my door
>A dark priestess in a microbikini smiles and asks me if I have a moment to talk about the defilement of my soul and the size of my cock
>I invite her in
>"Huh?" she says, taken aback
>I also hear a gasp behind me
>I turn around and see another scantily clad nun holding a jar of chloroform and a handkerchief, with a shocked expression
NEVER trust nuns

>> No.38122212

>>38122126
Thanks friend. Both kinds offer some great stuff if your their husband and of course look fantastic design wise.

>>38122123
Thats understandable. They are an aquired taste. I assume your put off by the pslime and mantango as well?

>> No.38122225

>>38122187
>the defilement of my soul
Well I am a huge degenerate so that might b-
>and the size of my cock
Well she's going to be disappointed by my extremely average cock.

>> No.38122247

>>38122225
Mamano magic and monster pussy are the cure for both.

>> No.38122249

>>38122163
My waifu is a Night Gaunt. I really love the chaos transformation. It's pretty much my biggest MGE fetish. One of the the things I love about KC is he can take some pretty dark or disgusting fetishes that are often used for bad ends and make them fit within his setting and his rules of no bad ends and happy endings.

>> No.38122251

>>38122187
>microbikini
I dont even like nuns but a habit is hotter.

>> No.38122257

>>38122171
She's an absolutely adorable Arch Imp.
It's less that I have low self-esteem, and more that I don't have much of a self-image - whether positive or negative. Either way, saying anything remotely self-deprecating would probably just lead her to reacting in a confused way.
>After all, how could the Master of anyone as amazing as me be any less amazing!
And given how I tend not to dwell on myself, I'd accept her complement, and cuddle her.

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>>38122138
Dragons are never going to live this down are they?

>> No.38122274

>>38122247
>Though the power of the fallen goddess, your cock and get as big as you want, if only you surrender your lust to her and the nuns

>> No.38122281

>>38122249
thats my favourite thing about the setting too. its probably the comfiest setting out there for me.

>> No.38122303

>>38122171
>and on top of that, you even burnt the goddamn toast this morning.

I just love this little "normal life event" added into her tirade. People who think life with monsters is a mindless orgy need to have this quoted to them.

>> No.38122320

>>38122071
How she wear this and not expect to get raped?

>> No.38122322

>>38122171
I'm confused maybe it's just the awkward translation but did she basically just call him bad at his job without her and kinda ugly. That feels like awkward writing at that point if you're trying to get across that she's upset with you doubting yourself

>> No.38122328

>>38122249
Same nightgauntman. Truly KC has created an absolutely wonderful world. I really hope to see him expand it even more. Plus if your okay with it you can do what ever your degenerate heart desires while keeping some semblance of vanilla and comfyness.

>> No.38122337

>>38122249
I'd like night gaunt more, my problem is I want her to be more monstrous not me.

It's why shogs are fun

>> No.38122344

>>38122251
Nun in habits and it hugs their body since how thick they are

>> No.38122352

>>38122274
Of course do not forget that to ensure your faith the nuns shall stay with you for the rest of your life.

>> No.38122353

>>38122249
That's pretty much the foundational idea of mge, taking all the desires people have and incorporating them into life in a healthy way.
Honestly a very good message.
A lot of harm comes from not being able to integrate those repressed desires.

>> No.38122360

>>38122322
She didn't call him ugly, just not especially handsome by human standards.

>> No.38122361

>>38122274
Okay, but can I shapeshift my cock between a normal human cock, knotted canine cock, a flared equine cock, a coiled duckish cock, a tentacle cock, and a bizarre and intimidating parasite cock, all in sizes ranging from "shota small" to "make you feel like a Fairy"?

>> No.38122364

>>38122249
I love the whole "bad end that's actually a good end" thing in MGE.
Hero losing to demon pussy for example is one of my favorites.

>> No.38122375

>>38122361
If you go to Pandemonium? Probably!

>> No.38122396

>>38122375
Hm... But how can I physically and mentally corrupt human priestesses into my harem of breeding slut wives if I'm locked away in Pandemonium?

>> No.38122400

>>38122361
Fuck off

>> No.38122429

>>38122353
I'm not sure that's what he was thinking when he made cait sith.

>> No.38122435

>>38122396
You don't. Since their desires are innately directed toward monster girls, incubi only have sex with human women as a personal favor or if they were in love beforehand, with no record of them ever raping a human woman existing.

>> No.38122443

>>38122212
Pslime as well but what's weird about matangos? I don't remember the profile very well

>> No.38122457

>>38122429
Japanese audiences seem to be more accepting of furry designs, there seems to be less of a annoying culture around them there, or at least that's the impression I've gotten.

>> No.38122462

>>38122435
>as a personal favor
Wat

>> No.38122465

>>38122435
There's no Dark Priestess or particularly-skilled-in-illusions Dark Angel who would roleplay that scenario for me? Really?

>> No.38122472

>>38122264
>responding to off-topic image posting

>> No.38122474

>>38122457
I've not often seen jap fursuiters ntitai

>> No.38122485
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>>38122443
They turn you into some kind of mushroom men. Transformed women apparently not being able to walk on their own anymore is another turnoff for many. It's notable that matango got mad hatter as a much more well liked evolution, and myconid avoided most of what made matango disliked.

>> No.38122492

>>38122462
Lonely human women need love too ,
but they have to pay

>> No.38122515

>>38122485
I wish to be an evil villain in MGE and Matango spore entire cities.

>> No.38122518
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>>38122187
Always trust nuns.

>> No.38122520

>>38122485
Horrifying, but probably worse for the women. They really draw the short end of the straw in MGE.

>> No.38122521

>>38122472
There is nothing more annoying than a backseat moderator.

>> No.38122524

>>38122465
Roleplaying sure, but not real stuff.

>>38122462
Apologies, personal favor is the wording used for one of the few circumstance in which married monsters will monsterize a woman, not what an incubus will do.

>> No.38122544

>>38122443
Usually viewed as the worst of the three parasites due to making it so you cant walk and making mushroom men. They also seem to heavily change the womans outlook but that could just be a translation quirk. Im fine with them but i prefer pslimes and ropers because they while they do corrupt they simply become extensions of the corrupted womens will.

>> No.38122548

>>38122515
This, but with Roper eggs.

>> No.38122554 [DELETED] 

>>38122520
I don't know about that. If they're unlucky enough to get matango'd, sure, but for almost every other species they're gaining an enormous amount of strength/magical power and a life of pleasure.

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>>38122520
Just gotta drop them into Wonderland and they'll get fixed right up.

>> No.38122565

>>38122558
Ma'am there is dick in your tea

>> No.38122596
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>>38122457
>there seems to be less of a annoying culture around them there
That's what I heard, they somehow don't cause drama like abroad, at least not as much. If in Japan they had the reputation they have among gaijins, I doubt KC would have even considered it.

>> No.38122599

>>38122544
I'm with the Order on the parasite type girls, they're all purge-tier.

>> No.38122600
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>>38122565
No no silly, it's just a mushroom that looks like a dick.

Come to think of it, if that is a raging mushroom then the mad hatter the scholar drew must have gone wild after the interview.

>> No.38122606

If i wanted to be a sneaky corrupter of the order i would simply sell pslimes and male vitality potions. Once a man drinks it the next time he cums inside a women she would be made into a slime carrier. Its simple really.

>> No.38122620

>>38122606
As male vitality potions*

>> No.38122627

>>38122565
Nonsense. That is a perfectly normal mushroom.
No, really:
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Raging_Mushroom

>> No.38122636
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>>38121948
They're the best!

>> No.38122640
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>>38122599
Cursed swords are pretty awesome.

>> No.38122641

>>38122636
Would an Eros manticore be as cruel as a regular one?

>> No.38122648

>>38122599
That's mean. They arent actually that bad and in the pslime and sorta ropers are some of the least intensive corruptions in mge. Dont can still live a normal life but know have some slime tentacles to help you multi task and ensure your never sick.

>> No.38122668

>>38122636
Based cupidcore. Bringing long lasting love with their magical tail barbs.

>> No.38122672

>>38120137
magic is nice, but i wanna be the mage, not be the mage's cum pump. or at least don't give me the latter without the former

>> No.38122681

>>38122641
I think she'd be gentler, more outwardly loving, and less verbally sadistic.

That said, you're still getting relentlessly edged/fucked by her tail while you beg for mercy.

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>>38122648
Ropers got a lot better once it was clarified that the woman ends up the one in control of them rather than vice versa.

>> No.38122705

>>38120287
Please stop posting my wife, M1903 Springfield.

>> No.38122717
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>>38122080
I think it has less to do with "Humanity Fuck Yeah" and more to do with simply hating the idea of wholesome relationships.

>> No.38122720

>>38122599
Hard agree, but add cursed swords and anything that "kills" the woman. I don't mind a lonely dead girl getting resurrected but "killing" is a big NO.

>> No.38122729

>>38122322
>>38122322

I ommited some parts to not have to put the entire text which was too large. She starts by saying he has nothing to worry about, he is worthy. But he refuse that and even goes as far as refusing his feelings for her calling them a "physiological response..." which is when she gets really pissed and goes in a rant, but ends it by praising him because "physiological response..."

Then he says he doesn't even know what she means, which piss her off further and basically she decides words will not do and show him how she feels about him directly through sex, it ends with the guy realizing it by seeing how head over heels she is for him by "Staring intently at him were the clingy eyes of a little girl in love."

She didn't called him ugly, only that per human women standards he wouldn't be attractive, but she is not human.

>> No.38122742

>>38122171
I don't know how angry I could make a Jinko with this, but even knowing she wouldn't actually hurt me, it would just make me feel even worse about myself seeing her mad at me.

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>>38122705
I want cursed versions of all the T-dolls.

>> No.38122794

>>38121869
Out of your top 10, everything but Apsara and Atlach are great. To be fair, some of my favorites are near the bottom of your chart.

>> No.38122807

>>38122717
>"I can't imagine women as anything but shit, you have to make them at least a bit shitty or it's impossible to immerse myself"

>> No.38122814
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>>38122720
But they don't "kill" the women. Roper's and Pslimes both become extensions of the women. Pslimes even have as extra are the Profile girl being her normal self pinning after the man she always wanted. The First exet game also goes into Pslimes more. Roper's have like two stories that show they don't induce any ego death.

>> No.38122835

>>38122814
No, I'm referring to the undead with that last bit. I believe one of the shrooms also "kills" the woman and brings her back as an undead.

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>>38122748
I just want a T-doll.

>> No.38122850

>>38122600
>No no silly, it's just a mushroom that looks like a dick
Does it get bigger when you pull on it?

>> No.38122866

>>38122835
Non of the parasites (or cursed sword) kill the hosts though?

>> No.38122882

>>38122807
I can sort of see where he's coming from under the assumption he's never bothered to read the setting. The key bit of info he's ignorant of/purposefully ignoring is that mamono can sense compatibility and don't just fuck/marry the first guy they see. Without that bit, the setting looks mind-breaky.

I think that's why KC has clarified so many things. Translation or canon uncertainty, some things look a bit weird without context.

>> No.38122891

>>38120911
there's always things to clean and maintain, like their husband's porn folders

>> No.38122898

>>38122835
They don't literally kill. It's no different than any other corruption. It's been said before that entries like the Ochimusha that mentions "kill" means they use a demon realm silver weapon.

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>>38122840
>"Robots" that are literally indistinguishable from an ordinary human girl
Kinda boring desu.

>> No.38122901

>>38122866
I'm not talking about the slime or swords you mongrel. My original reply should have been read as:

"I agree, I don't like parasites. I also don't like cursed swords, as well as anything that kills"

Three different groups.

>> No.38122909

>>38122882
And to be fair, depending on when that post was made, a lot of the info we have now on compatibility sensing may not have been available in English. A lot of it has only come out in the last year or two.

>> No.38122924

>>38122882
Another important fact to MGE is that fate is a very tangible concept

>> No.38122940

>>38122909
Yep. These threads have evolved as the setting was expanded. Far more hugbox than they were before (which I think is a good thing). KC has made it much clearer that he doesn't intend for their to be "bad ends".

>> No.38122959
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>>38122900
Indistinguishable, except for the massive weight increase, the insane strength, the ability to process information faster than you can even recognizes it and fiercely loyal and protective personalities.

>> No.38122962

>>38122940
He's just retconned stuff too. No more slave to baph pussy. Now it's just... monogamy?

>> No.38122969

>>38122901
Ah my mistake Sorry about that. Those girls don't actually kill though and more simply just destroy a womens Mana reserves which leads to instant Monsterization.

>> No.38122984

>>38122900
I see her synthetic vagina

>> No.38122986

>>38122322
>bad at his job without her

Didn't you hear her? His job is to fuck her, he shouldn't have a job without her, men are not to do jobs, they are to be good stay at pussy husbands and fuck their wives, that is their job:

>And you've even remained hard and kept ejaculating in an attempt to impregnate me, haven't you
>You're doing what is required of a male, so how dare you call yourself unworthy

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>>38122959
>massive weight increase

>> No.38122998

>>38122962
It is also extremely hyperbolic in the first place. At lot of the English community never really to got that. Especially early on.

>> No.38123000

>>38122969
The undead mushroom does, or at least it monsterizes women into undead. Works out the same.

>> No.38123003

>>38122940
>KC has made it much clearer that he doesn't intend for their to be "bad ends".

I clearly remember KC saying that tragic or bad ends existed but were rare. It seems not KC has said "fuck it" and banned bad ends entirely.

>> No.38123022

>>38122891
> Master I've organized your porn for you into two groups, pictures of me and the recycling bin

>> No.38123026

>>38123003
I mean in regards to monsterization or marriage. You can still get murdered by the Order or fall over dead of a heart attack/disease 9pre-monsterization).

>> No.38123038

>>38122990
What monster girls are the best to bully for their weight?

>> No.38123043
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>>38122962
It's pretty hard to say what is actually a retcon and what was simply a poor translation with the old profiles. For instance, I've heard it said that the original lamia profile never said that they strangled to death men who cheated on them, that was simply a mistranslation.

If you mean baphomets having sex with men and then just letting witches have them, that's not what the old profile said. It only said they often release men, but that the men end up going off with them anyway (to be their husband most likely).

>> No.38123045

>>38123038
jobberwock

>> No.38123060

>>38122962
There was always monogamy, just misinterpreted.What does seem to have been retconned and I am really happy for that, is MGs standards being more solid and rejecting some guys.

>> No.38123082
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>>38123003
His more precise words were that the MGE is not a world where nothing bad happens, is perfect, etc. but rather is a world geared to enable you to live happily and pleasurably with monster girls.

Heck some of the darkest stuff in the setting is in the most recent gaiden world guide, what with the massive historical war, slavery, sacrifice to end the war, etc. Court Alph went through a lot in its past.

>> No.38123091
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Elves know what's best for you

>> No.38123114

>>38123060
>is MGs standards being more solid and rejecting some guys
Yeah. many years ago one of my bigger gripes with the setting and these threads was the idea (at the time) that you'd just get husbandod by the first MG who saw you and mamono mana would just mind-break you into both loving one another. People would call me and others with the same view out as being "too hugbox" because we wanted more compatibility and romance.

I've said many times that I miss the higher volume of discussion back then, but that did include the never-ending grimdark vs hugbox debates.

>> No.38123117
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>>38123091
Good. I'm glad they recognize that I'm best off getting pounded into the wall by horsepussy.

>> No.38123119

I'm surprised kc hasn't done more girls besides the slimes that are flat out dq references. There being no metal slimes by this point is also kinda surprising.

I live in hopes of a Jessica, mia, and Maya reference monster girl though

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>>38123091
*Foxes

>> No.38123152

>>38123060
>>38123114
But at the same time it's also been said that even monsters with the highest standards or ones that love heroes can be won by anybody if they actually work for it and show them how much the want them.

>> No.38123160

>>38123043
>they strangled to death men who cheated on them

This is the only old profile mistranslation I found hot. Being raped by a strong monster women and knowing that she is so into you and so clingly that if you cheat on her she will kill you so you better behave, is very hot. I still headcannon that while monsters won't actually do it, threats to kill do exist, including Lamias saying to their husbands that if he cheats on her she will kill him. I can also imagine, a Hellhound married to some baka guy that puts himself in danger due being dumb, having an emotional moment after almost losing him, grabbing him by the shoulders and pinning him against a wall and being like:
>If you EVER put yourself in danger again I will kill you! You will come back as an undead incubus but I. Will. Kill. You!

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>>38123091
Then they'll help me summon a cute imp?

>> No.38123173

>>38121097
>making your dragon wear nothing but a harness and reins, because she's just a mount and mounts don't wear clothes

>> No.38123179

>>38123152
I choose to interpret that as "you won't be outright dismissed for being far below their power level". If you're a good fit personality-wise you still have a good chance of wooing them.

>> No.38123191

>>38123152
You misunderstood it. I didn't mean that they were retconned to be more solid and rejecting some guys. I meant they were retconned because they were previously more solid and rejected some guys and now they don't and I am really happy for that.

What you said is part of that.

>> No.38123201

>>38123160
I think that's fucking gross and a betrayal of everything the setting stands for. Imagine getting murdered by the one you love most, or even convincingly threatened.

>> No.38123202
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>>38123082
Or Polove, where before it became a mamono realm the living was so hard that 90% of children born did not survive to adulthood.

Or these strange rods that are likely manifestations of the grief of succubi who died unloved in the age of the former mamono lords.

>> No.38123214

>>38123160
Threatening protective hellhound is disturbingly hot and I would purposefully put myself in danger again to see what she does.

>> No.38123218

>>38123082
>>38123114
I meant that previously the standards were more solid and rejected some guys and now they aren't. Not the other way around, I am not saying at all standards have increased, quite the opposite. Sorry, bad wording on my part.

>> No.38123224

>>38123173
Exactly. Of course walk around dragonia with her like that and let all the proud monsters see just how happy she is being totally dominated. She will be the envy of all dragon mounts.

>> No.38123228

>>38122521
Encouraging off-topic spam is worse

>> No.38123230

>>38123201
>even convincingly threatened
And that's why Manticores are shit.

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>>38118665

>> No.38123244

>>38123160
To be clear they do squeeze you a bunch and ravish you until you're nearly mindbroken. I honestly find that hotter than actually killing you. You can wail and thrash all you want but she won't give you respite, let alone the release of death.

>> No.38123250

I was going to post something really mean but then decided not to ,
please return the favor some day.

>> No.38123257

>>38123218
Now I'm confused. I just want the mamono to look for a mate that will be a great fit and make them happy. I want the freedom to do the same. I don't want a setting that forces me to be with someone I don't genuinely love, and I don't want the mamono to just settle for anyone either.

>> No.38123260

>>38123202
Best part is that stuff really shows why Lilith is correct and why you should be cheering for her to win.

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>>38123160
>>38123201
This is why dragon breeds are the best. They're extremely protective and possessive, but they would never consider hurting you in the slightest. You're their treasure after all.

>> No.38123272

>>38123201
>I think that's fucking gross and a betrayal of everything the setting stands for.

I kinda agree, but cheaitng is also a betraya. I still see why this wasn't in the setting and I am completely okay with that. However I think there is still place for some threats, maybe not even definitive. But I do see a Hellhound saying that in an emotional outburst when she was about to lose her husband due him being a baka with no self preservation. She then calms down, hugs him and is like

>"Sorry. You know I would never lay a paw on you except for.... you know, right? I am a liar. I said I would protect and beat up anyone that threatens you. But there is someone I can't beat up and that is you. So please, PLEASE don't make me go through the thought of losing you again."

Then the Hellhound wife actually breaks down sobbing like if she was a Kobold cub, her husband hugs her, realizes what a baka he has been and has make up sex with her.

>> No.38123284

>>38123230
Ironically, manticores are in my top three but I ignore that particular bit due to the narrators inexperience/limited sample size.

but I still want her to call me prey and food while I'm tied up and trapped in her tail

>> No.38123288

>>38123257
That's more or less what happens, thing is there is a lot of flexibility for the monsters that seem to have fairly narrow requirements.

A monster never "settles" for someone, since if she actually has no interest in you then you won't be able to be attracted to her to begin with thanks to how monsters invert their seduction aura around such men.

>> No.38123307

>>38123257

They don't. They just won't reject you. Mamono having loose standars and not rejecting you, doesn't mean the first mamono that sees you will jump at you, unless she sees compatibility. It only means, if you like monsters like Lizardman, Hinezumis, Baphos, etc. or any monster you don't have to worry about them rejecting you as long as you confess your feelings sincerely and they are single and with no husband already set on their hearts.

>> No.38123308

>>38123257
That is what happens. Monsters love desire and lust above anything else. A monster would never reject a person that wants them with all of their heart unless they already have someone they love. It just may take time in the case of a Salamander of Baphomet to train the guy to reach their standards.

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>>38123117
>>38123144
>>38123169
YOU WILL MARRY THE ELF SHE HAS BEEN WAITING THREE HUNDRED YEARS ALREADY

>> No.38123333

>>38123307
Wat if I just want to cuddle and nothing more?

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>> No.38123358

>>38123307
I hear what you're saying, but i kind of agree with >>38123288

It's not that I have a rejection fetish. Let's say that I really like salamaders. I don't want to get rejected by every salamander because I'm weak. That said, I don't just want just any salamander to marry me. I would want to wait until I found one where we were a great match for each other.

>> No.38123359
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>>38123272
As the years have gone by, I've become pretty convinced that any mention of a man married to a monster "cheating" is really a case of another monster coming to see the man as a husband and forcing herself on him. Since incubi by instinct only direct their lust toward their wife/wives, they should not be able to genuinely cheat any more than a monster girl does. Further, monsters won't likely ever force themselves on a married man unless they already have come to consider him their husband too.

So a lamia or shirohebi punishing a unfaithful spouse is more just going through the motions to ensure she is top wife before accepting the new wife into the group.

>> No.38123382

Monsters for that Perfect Magical Milf feeling?

>> No.38123386

You are married to a Dragon, a Joker smart level villain has kidnapped you and asked her entire hoard in ransom. Every single penny and he is so smart he couldn't be tracked. You go back to your wife's cave, the previous trasure den completely empty. Do you feel guilty? How do you make up for this?

>> No.38123395

>>38123331
But they always go on and on about how humans are an upstart, immature race than is inferior to elves.

>> No.38123406

>>38123386
I become batman

>> No.38123415

>>38123043
>but that the men end up going off with them anyway (to be their husband most likely).
Yeah, the encylopedia page more suggested they fucked the man and let them go, but the man is now a lolicon and goes to join the sabbath. Nearly sounds like a reverse harem.
>>38123179
>>38123191
These are nearly seperate statements. But I'd still cite the sabbath book where baphomets standards went from pretty high to anyone can get a baphomet if they really, really want one. It won't be easy, but it's far from impossible.

It just gets even wierder once you toss in fate and whatever the game has going on.

>> No.38123419

>>38123359
>Since incubi by instinct only direct their lust toward their wife/wives, they should not be able to genuinely cheat any more than a monster girl does.

What if he does in the period when he is not an Incubus yet? Remember incubization is not instant except for few races.

>> No.38123426

>>38123359
Pretty much yeah that's how I see it. It's just harem dynamics, it doesn't really make sense otherwise.

Though the unicorn bi corn progression is still a little weird even under that concept

>> No.38123427

>>38123415
>they fucked the man and let them go, but the man
Their version of fishing?

>> No.38123436

>>38123358
Do people not get it? They don't just marry you. Nobody said that. They spend months and years training with you so that by the time you are "strong enough to win" it's because the monster has fallen in love with you and half the time it's that their body has recognized you as their man and will be unable to win against the man they love.

>> No.38123457

>>38123358

For monsters that have specific standards, it seems that you usually have to take the first step. Though of course, they would also take notice of you if you like their specific race. The Salamander you marry would be the one you start to flirt to or confess your feelings to and at that point, you only have to blame yourself if she forces herself on you.

There is also the issue of compatibility, you have a Salamander fetish, maybe Salamanders you encounter would just feel the urge to chat a little with you despite being a commoner but won't go further unless you flirt back and confess. However, the one Salamander that is a "great match" for you will likely on the stop feel a strong attraction to you and jump at you instantly despite being weak or be super flirty/toucy.

>> No.38123468

>>38123457
I'd like a salamander bodyguard at least

>> No.38123501

>>38123436
A monster stalking you and randomly jumping out of bushes to beat the shit out of you until you fight back is cute.

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>> No.38123524

>>38123501
Right...

>> No.38123531

>>38123524
Ok

>> No.38123537

>>38123436
>Do people not get it? They don't just marry you. Nobody said that. They spend months and years training with you so that by the time you are "strong enough to win" it's because the monster has fallen in love with you and half the time it's that their body has recognized you as their man and will be unable to win against the man they love.

New info has it that you don't even necessarily have to be a warrior at all. If you are a weak guy, have no interest in being a fighter but still like a Salamander you can still get her even if you are not fighter and she will just marry you.

Though this wasn't. as far as I remember, explicitly for Salamanders, it was said for Hinezumis and I see no reason why it should apply for Hinezumis but not Salamanders.

>> No.38123554

Which MGs would say upon reading these threads "These men are so well educated! They know their place so well, I love it!"? And which ones would be like "These men seriously need a wife to set them straight"?

>> No.38123564

>>38123468

You can have her if you apply the latest info to Hinezumis to them. Either challenge her with the explicit intention of marrying her but not wanting to be a fighter and she could fall in love with your "cute weak appearance" or seduce her with erotic massages after she trains.

>> No.38123572

>>38123564
Just throw dynamite at her.

>> No.38123577

>>38123537
Depends on the monstergirl. They all have differing personalities in the end.

>> No.38123597

>>38123554
Sometimes I wonder if the sheer autism on some parts of the site would be enough to shock even the weirdest monsters

>> No.38123598

>>38123119
I want to see the Ragin' Contagion from dragon quest 9 as a monster girl. Somehow. The more esoteric the initial concepts and the further KC has to stretch to make them into a comfy monster girl the better. That where he does best.

>> No.38123600

>>38123537
I think I remember someone asking KC on Twitter about if you could challenge a baphomet to a card game of something like that and it was less about needing to be physically stronger but about the making the Baphomet recognize you as the ideal Oniichan or something like that. It's been a while but I think it was something like that it isn't always a physical challenge. I think he laughed and said something about not being sure card games would count.

>> No.38123607

>>38123331
why are they always fucking archers and why do the archers never have the appropriate muscles for archery?

>> No.38123625

>>38123597
All I know is that nothing good can come from jabberwocks finding /d/.

>> No.38123635

>>38123600
Fucking obliterating a bapho or any super smart mg with a turn 0 exodia win would be the funniest shit

>> No.38123649

>>38122717
>that image
Amazing. I had no idea people genuinely thought this way.

>> No.38123654

>>38123607
>they always fucking archers
legolas. I am not joking.
>why do the archers never have the appropriate muscles for archery?
People don't know what muscled people look like anymore thanks to movies, some don't bother to check, and most people don't like muscle on women anyway.

>> No.38123657

>get shit on for being /tg/
>has very /tg/ like conversations about the mechanics of a porn setting
You guys are confusing

>> No.38123668

>>38123419
>What if he does in the period when he is not an Incubus yet? Remember incubization is not instant except for few races.

That's possible I suppose in theory, but the sheer superhuman pleasure his wife provides should on its own keep him from wanting to cheat, just as her love and pleasure means he doesn't want to leave her. Not to mention we have yet to hear of a single instance of a man willingly cheating, just of men who have multiple women already in love with them.

A monster isn't going to want a claimed man unless she loves him back and wants to join the harem, and human women he could casually cheat with would be in short supply given the skewed sex ratio in the MGE world (and even before being an incubus, after experiencing what a monster offers, a human woman would probably seem less desirable). That kind of cheating seems difficult for a man in the MGE world even if he wanted to do it.

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>>38123654
>most people don't like muscle on women anyway
and those people are heathens

>> No.38123684

>>38123600

You don't even have to go as far as KC tweeter in-universe official canon already has a situation like that. This entire exchange >>38122171 is about a weak guy that got married to a Baphomet because he kept giving her the dick and how the Baphomet is in fact extremely angry he thinks he is unworthy of her.

>> No.38123693

>>38123657
we don't tend to like military bullshit, anything pro-order or anything particularly murdery.

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>> No.38123704

>>38123657
Isn't /tg/ criticized for hating on the setting and wanting to "fix" it? We're just discussing some established mechanics and how they're applied, something we've done for years here.

>> No.38123710

>>38123676
I agree. Nothing is better than a muscle girl.

>> No.38123714
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>>38123597
As if no autistic monsters exist.

>> No.38123720

>>38123657
Simple.
On is discussing the existing canon and the mechanics of it.
The other is trying to 'fix' it because it MUST be more than a simple waifu setting.

>> No.38123749

>>38123676
Case in point, no man is looking like this without roids. A woman is probably unhealthy if she looks like this.

>> No.38123770

>>38123749
She's not a woman, she's an oni. Mamono mana says fuck you.

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KC recently had a thread on a straightlaced anubis and her equally straightlaced husband getting it on after a mix up with some demonic incense. The machine translation wasn't very clear but the gist of it was that certain demonic items can drive monsters wild for a time even if normally they have the opposite behaviour
https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1480544876605620228

>> No.38123785

>>38123749
2D /= 3DPD

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I did the sorter thing since everyone else is doing it lately.

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>>38123774
There's also a ritual spell that causes such behavior, Day of Rejoicing.

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>>38123774
I have a more permanent solution than incense.

>> No.38123802

>>38123714
There was that guy (I think it was on /fit/) who had a bath tub he jerked off in for years without cleaning it. Eventually he got a date and had to clean it so he documented the process of scraping off entire layers of dried semen stuck to the tub. It was possibly the most disgusting and hilarious thread I've ever seen. Likewise that tile fetish autist could probably get a golem wife and be happy

>> No.38123815

>>38123786
I'm glad at least one other person here understands a man's place in the household. And your otohime appreciation is good.

>> No.38123817

I tweeted to KC about my Night Gaunt wife and my love for yandere girls.

Me: I want a Night Gaunt wife. I want her to be so yandere that she needs my constant attention. She gets lonely and jealous if I don't constantly stay transformed. When that happens, I want her to push me down and constantly rape me until I transform.

>KC:Yandere wives will always show their yandere tendencies if they don't get it from their husbands.
>If the husband doesn't look at her tits, she will rub her tits and squeeze her breasts.
>If the husband doesn't rub her ass, the wife will sexually harass him.
>If the husband doesn't assault her, the wife will turn on him.

>> No.38123821

>>38123801
The anubis did actually end up going to Apophis sex shops for more demonic items to spice up her sex life after realizing how fun the incense was. Like I mentioned the translation wasn't too clear so it's difficult to say for sure what he meant.

>> No.38123833

I guess the Sabbath propaganda is working. I keep daydreaming about cuddling and/or fucking Witches and Familiars.

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>>38123703
mofu momma

>> No.38123869

>>38123833
I like both tall hourglass and flat loli. I one time asked him about potions and pseudo-oyakodon with doppelganger and pedomorphasis potions and he said you could give her a doppelganger potion first than give clones pedomorphasis so you can experience both body types at the same time.

>> No.38123902
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fuck you

>> No.38123912

>>38123902
No, fuck you leather woman.

>> No.38123914

theres not enough love for tall and flat here. i like not overly muscular but still fit builds on tall girls. obviously i still like booba but itd be nice to see

>> No.38123918

>>38123902
Spell icup

>> No.38123929

>>38123815
A recurring fantasy of mine is a bigamous relationship where one wife is a powerful and classy monster and the other wife is her buff bodyguard/right-hand-woman.

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>>38123774
One big thing to take form this scenario is an apophis living peacefully in charge of an entertainment district while a pharaoh rules the city.

>> No.38123944

>>38123266
BIG FAT VORE MONSTER!

>> No.38123953

>>38123934
Now I want a story about the hijinks of pharaoh mom and her adopted grape-flavored snake daughter.

>> No.38123965

>>38123934
It's canon that if an apophis finds a husband before attacking a pharaoh, she will lose all desire to do so. It's the single apophises that are dangerous to the pharaohs. The one in KC's anubis scenario is likely a married apophis.

>> No.38123966

>>38118665
The Joy of Painting with Saty-chan, next on MBS is Mr. Pally's Neighborhood

>> No.38123986

>>38123869
That's nice, but what about girls who aren't necessarily tall or short, have mid-sized breasts, and moderate hips? No potions for that, it seems, without headcanon.

>> No.38123994

>>38123934
She's just playing the long game by corrupting the youth.

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>>38123986
That's called average. Most girls START there.
Potions are there to (quickly) get to some relative extreme.

>> No.38124016

>>38124010
But how do I temporarily make a Sabbath loli like that?

>> No.38124042

>>38124016
Why would you do that.

>> No.38124050

>>38124016
Potions.
They're temporary.

>>38124042
Some of us like both.

>> No.38124053

>>38124042
Parents

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>> No.38124093

>>38123577
>Depends on the monstergirl. They all have differing personalities in the end.

They have different personalities but the general rules still apply. No single monster girl that doesn't have a man already in her heart will reject you if you confess sincerely. There is no "out of your league" "no thanks, not interested" with MGs.

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>>38123869
Tall hourglass types as lolis are the best

>> No.38124134

Suppose you're walking down the street in MGC one day. Suppose you're still single.

A monster girl walks in front of you, stops, and says word for word "you're cute. I want you to shit on my chest." She's got a disheveled appearance and seems oddly desperate. She'll likely attack if you respond too negatively.

How do you decline her in a way that she doesn't get agitated and attack?
Or are you a freak and go along with her mentally ill desires?

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>> No.38124146

There are a lot of interesting techniques in the World Guide Gaiden 2, makes me wisht he fan translation was a bit clearer.

>Invitation to Attack()
>This technique is a trump card in the hands of the Dark Strategists, this technique creates a magical illusion that the target is defenseless. In the eyes of a human man, the monster-girl enchanted by the “Invitation to Attack” seems weak and defenseless, and her body will have a special meek charm, which strongly stimulates the man's sex drive. Regardless of whether the target is the “Dragon” or “Druella” herself, the male adversary will think that she is much weaker than him and is an attractive target for attack, because of which he will move to the mamono and try to attack her. Of course, since the real power of the monster girl has not changed, in many cases, such men who approached the goal of the spell are defeated and raped. There are many monsters who in this way invite men to attack them, after which they rape them, because thanks to this technique the man is practically in their hands.

There are a lot of funny reverse rape scenarios with this, or hilariously one-sided curbstomp battle situations.

>> No.38124162

There are a lot of interesting techniques in the World Guide Gaiden 2, makes me wisht he fan translation was a bit clearer.

>Invitation to Attack
>This technique is a trump card in the hands of the Dark Strategists, this technique creates a magical illusion that the target is defenseless. In the eyes of a human man, the monster-girl enchanted by the “Invitation to Attack” seems weak and defenseless, and her body will have a special meek charm, which strongly stimulates the man's sex drive. Regardless of whether the target is the “Dragon” or “Druella” herself, the male adversary will think that she is much weaker than him and is an attractive target for attack, because of which he will move to the mamono and try to attack her. Of course, since the real power of the monster girl has not changed, in many cases, such men who approached the goal of the spell are defeated and raped. There are many monsters who in this way invite men to attack them, after which they rape them, because thanks to this technique the man is practically in their hands.

There are a lot of funny reverse rape scenarios with this, or hilariously one-sided curbstomp battle situations.

>> No.38124174

>>38124145
>muffled fox noises can be heard in the distance

>> No.38124199

>>38124042
Because lolis, petite teens, and average young adults are the body types I'm attracted to, and the Sabbath has most of the wish fulfillment in the setting for me otherwise

>> No.38124201

>>38124134
>She's got a disheveled appearance and seems oddly desperate. She'll likely attack if you respond too negatively.

That's hot. What race is she? I am either waifuing her or helping her get a husband, after all I can't abandon my MG equivalent, it would feel wrong.

>> No.38124207

>>38124091
>"Ufufufu, I will bring about the end of days!"
>A short while later
>"Honey...please...isn't 12 kits enough? Wait, no, please put down the fertility boosters-"
a salute to the anons that selflessly saved the world from evil foxes

>> No.38124232

38124134
Take her to the local wonderland tram and toss her in there

>> No.38124234

>>38123288
>A monster never "settles" for someone, since if she actually has no interest in you then you won't be able to be attracted to her to begin with thanks to how monsters invert their seduction aura around such men.

That spell is only to make sure they are not bothered when having sex and as a protection spell, I guess it also passively works on married monsters or monsters that already have a man in their heart, but it is speculation. There is no indication single MGs use it to shoo away men they are "not interested" in. The setting is clear you can marry any monster girl that is single and has not decided on a mate if you pour all your heart into it and confess sincerely.

>> No.38124270

>>38124201
Personally I'm imagining a drugged out Cheshire cat high on some strong catnip. But she can be whatever monster girl you'd think best fits the description and demeanor of the previous post

>> No.38124289

>>38124270
So basically the local crackhead

>> No.38124326

>>38122457
Japanese culture does a good job at filtering out the lifestylers and animal abusers that managed to take over western furry.

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They can't get more transparent now.

>> No.38124362

>>38124346
I really can't understand

>> No.38124367
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I'm gonna fuck my pyrow friend with benefits and dip out at the first inklings of commitment!

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>>38124234
You're confusing it with the people repellent spell. What I speak of is another use of the seduction spell. To quote:

>Also, since a seduction spell can be used to focus attention on themselves, conversely, it can also be applied to divert attention. For instance, monsters with eye-catchingly beautiful looks can use it so that they can actually go about doing things without standing out, and monsters with an appearance tempting to men can even make it so that they won't attract the desires of any but the specific man that they are targeting. There are several nymphomancy spells that all monster races ordinarily cast unconsciously, and this is also one of them. The fact is that most monsters with partners divert the desires of men other than their husband by means of this spell.

As stated, monsters use it whenever they don't want to draw attention to themselves from men, and while most married monsters use it all the time, it is not limited to them. Note especially how it is used as a filter to exclude interest from any men except a man that interests her. Perhaps this is when she has already fallen for a man, but it would work just as well as a way to filter out any men that are incompatible with her, and would help explain more how their compatibility sense is so successful.

And since its subconscious, a man may still need to pour his heart out and be persistent to help her realize the compatibility.

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>>38124289
Yes. I like the idea of monster girl drug addicts: taking them in, getting their life on track, and turning them into good wives and mothers

>pic tangentially related

>> No.38124393

>>38124367
I'm going to get seduced by the teenage Pyrows that keep moving their usual hangout spot closer and closer to my house, until eventually they're just staying with me and my lovely Nurarihyon wife!

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I think my dark elf teacher is trying to tell me something, but I'm not sure...

>> No.38124476
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What's the most common argument couples have in MGE?

>> No.38124490

>>38123703
>who the hell are you?!
>get out of my house!

>> No.38124510

>>38124476
Pro scub vs anti scub

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>>38118665

>> No.38124531

>>38124476
>water is not wet

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>>38124378
What if she's the one who made you a junkie

>> No.38124538

>>38124378
Go back to the before

>> No.38124561

>>38124476
Which ending is canon in Silent Hill 2.

>> No.38124602

>>38124367
I couldn't imagine doing that. My only friend is a Pyrow and there's no way I could ask her out or go to bed with her, I don't want to ruin our friendship.

>> No.38124608

>>38124538
She's happier now

>> No.38124621

>>38124538
No. If you're not turning drug addicted monster girls that mug you and ask you to shit on their chests into good, clean wives and mothers that guzzle your cum daily in appreciation, you're not doing life right

>> No.38124628

>>38122900
It doesn't really come up in images most of the time but a combat android is going to be noticeably different to a human being in many ways even if the outward appearance is identical.
It's basically a terminator in waifu form.

>> No.38124630

>>38124533
That's an entirely different situation. I cannot speak on that.

>> No.38124634

>>38124510
>I swore to Eros to never lay a hand on you
>but for this, I must make an exception

>> No.38124638

>>38124561
Obviously the dog ending.
I will fight anyone who says otherwise

>> No.38124639

>>38124538
best taste in this thread

>> No.38124640
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>>38124602
Anon, she's always grabbing your ass making lewd innuendos around you. It's obvious that she's into you.

>> No.38124643

>>38124476
why is kiki biting

>> No.38124662

>>38124372

The wording of this is very clear that it means a monster that already had a specific man on her aim. Not a general spell to shoo away entire categories of men. Otherwise weak men that also have no interest to become warriors would never marry Salamanders or Hinezumis.

>> No.38124678

>>38124640
>she's always grabbing your ass
Isn't that what girls do to friends sometimes?
>making lewd innuendos around you
Yeah, I like her sense of humor. I'm a bit sad no girl would actually think that, but at least I know I can be at ease with her.

>> No.38124679

>>38124643
Anon and Ms. Shogg have been exchanging texts in regards to him hiring her. Miss Kiki found out and goes yandere on him

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>>38118665

>> No.38124721

>>38124706
I'm scared

>> No.38124724

>>38124678
She spends every second you're in the same room staring at you. And what about that time she literally started rubbing herself through her bikini when you went to the beach together?

>> No.38124737

>>38124721
First time on ab-licking duty?

>> No.38124752

>>38124662
>Otherwise weak men that also have no interest to become warriors would never marry Salamanders or Hinezumis.

Except weak men are not excluded from the interest of those races to begin with, since they vary with the individual (some hinezumi for instance outright wanting a weak man to protect, or having the capacity to awaken such a desire, it's just that most don't have that sort of taste).

Point being, it doesn't change much one way or another, it just makes compatibility go both ways. Just as a monster won't seriously go after a man unless she is suitable for him, a man won't seriously go after a monster unless he is suitable for her.

>> No.38124757

>>38124737
Yes

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>>38124628
UMP45's MOD3 actually has her machinery showing.

>> No.38124765

>>38124706
>these three stare at you while your trying to do a set
are they making fun of me? I'm only a beginner

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>>38124628
>>38124759
None can protect you better than terminator waifu.

>> No.38124812

>>38124724
>She spends every second you're in the same room staring at you.
It can't be, she's just maintaining eye contact when I look at her.
>And what about that time she literally started rubbing herself through her bikini when you went to the beach together?
I didn't want to say anything about it to her, but she should have relieved herself at home before she went out. I would understand if she said she'll be late a few minutes.

>> No.38124829

>>38124812
And that time you read her diary, and it said "I want to fuck anon, marry anon, and have 26 kids with anon"? What about that?

>> No.38124831

>>38124752
It's nice to know that I can get a baphomet that will try to fix the fuckup that is my life.

>> No.38124843

>>38124829
I never read her diary because I respect my friend's privacy.

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Let's all love winter!

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>>38124843

>> No.38124871
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>>38124798

>> No.38124880

>>38119442
But anon, who will protect you from the nuns?

>> No.38124884

>>38124843
even if it was open on your desk? in your room?

>> No.38124890
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Did anyone have the full set of these?

>> No.38124920

If I see a Pyrow making lewd gestures at me, I'm going to walk right up to her and make her show me how she touches herself at night.

>> No.38124924

>>38124884
Anon you know I never learned to read in the first place

>> No.38124931

>>38124884
Why would it be there? I should return it to her regardless.
>>38124890
Found it. https://imgbox.com/g/f2XnEVD93F

>> No.38124941
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>>38124861

>> No.38124980

>>38124941
I'm glad this lady seems to be having such a fun time exercising.

>> No.38124993

>>38124931
Thanks anon

>> No.38125003

>>38124924
why do you think it's in picture book form? a lewd one yes but it shows you and pyrow holding hands with your many daughters

>> No.38125016

>>38125003
she always did love drawing art of our tabletop rpg sessions what a talented artist. Too bad nothing like that will ever happen

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>>38124993
I just remembered that one that was missing from that gallery. I think that's all of them now.

>> No.38125041
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Come to the desert.

>> No.38125047

>>38124993
>>38125034
>>/jp/thread/24150448#p24152980
Never mind, I think now it's all of them.

>> No.38125050
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>>38124861
Christmas is over, go away.

>> No.38125054
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>>38125041
Way ahead of you.

>> No.38125061
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>>38124476
>"Love, I feel like going to the market alone"
>No, I am escorting you
>But it is a market in a mamono realm I-
>No
>There is no dang-
>Grab his shoulder firmly
>"O-okay"
>"Oh, did you said something, husband?" says the Hellhound with a grin
>"I-I said its okay! Why th- kya!"
>The husband lets out a yelp and begins to breathe heavily
>"You...are...a cheater. You know feeling your strenght makes me..."
>The Hellhound puts her arm near her husband's face and flex her big bulging bicep
>As if a foreign force took hold of his body, the husband hugs the Hellhound tightly rubbing his body against her
>The Hellhound lifts him in a princess carry position
>"W-wait love. What are you goint to do?!"
>"You know it well, darling."
>"Bu-but I have to go to the market, dinner will not be ready whe- Mffffmphfph
>The husband was shut up as the big Hellhound interrupted him with a kiss
>"Well, then I guess we will eat something else today~ It is your fault for gettint uppity and your fault for being so cute~"
>She was not in the mood for conceding to his begging, as her heart and flames burned with passion. She would then proceed to right now take ownership of what she had conquered: his lips, his body, his entire being belonged to her and she would always make this well known to him, to her friends and her foes.
>He was his husband and she, her guardian.

Such is life married to a Hellhound.

>> No.38125074

>>38125061
He'd better pet that good girl.

>> No.38125077
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>>38125041
But I can't stand the head.

>> No.38125080
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>>38125050
It's not even Valentine's yet, winter's time is not over.

>> No.38125082
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>>38125041
Can I come in the desert?

>> No.38125093

>>38125041
Give me a good reason to do so and I might.

>> No.38125096

>>38125041
Why not come on the desert?

>> No.38125102

So what are fallen goddess extremists like anyhow?
And how do I deal with one?

>> No.38125118
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Time to put the amazon in amazon press

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>>38125041
out of the way desert plebes, i want desert kot

>> No.38125127

bunyips are the perfect all terrain lamia

>> No.38125151

>>38122320
Bold of you to expect the guy to do the raping.

>> No.38125155

>>38125118
I am begging you, with tears in my fucking eyes, have mercy on my soul and stop posting this image for the sake of my penis not remaining erect for the next 12 hours

>> No.38125194
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>>38125118
>abs
>bush
>hair covering tits
hhnnnngg

>> No.38125205
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>>38118665

>> No.38125206
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>>38125093
voluptuous brown girls

>> No.38125209
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38125209

It's dangerous to go alone, take this!

>> No.38125231

>>38125206
but. but she isnt brown

>> No.38125239

>>38125206
>hair covering eyes
time to take a peek underneath

>> No.38125240

>>38123657
Those responses make the matter clear. They just call anything they don't like /tg/. None of the stuff they bitch about has anything to do with playing make-believe with solid rules and a group of friends.

>> No.38125241

>>38125206
>voluptuous
Yeah, not sold there.

>> No.38125250
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>>38125205
Oi fuck off

>> No.38125259

>>38125155
Just think of it as training for when portals open and you'll see something like that every day

>> No.38125263
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>>38125209
>monster with tits
>can has a picture of a monster with tits
>it says cunny juice
This looks suspicious.

>> No.38125266

>>38125123
Latenight kots are cute!

>> No.38125279
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>>38125231
Priestesses spend a lot of time indoors

>>38125241
What about skinny yet graceful ones

>> No.38125285

>>38125263
Don't fall for hag tricks.

>> No.38125288

>>38125118
This amazon does things to me.

>> No.38125290

>>38125279
That's substantially more appealing. Jow servile are they?

>> No.38125303

>>38125290
*How
I really need to proofread my posts before I click send.

>> No.38125312

>>38125263
cute bapho anon.

>> No.38125319
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>>38125290
Well that depends on your position within the kingdom, but I'm sure that the all mighty Pharaoh will find an adequate position for you.

>> No.38125321

there is a simple way to obtain a ultra powerful waifu while being a weak man.

While she is operating on battle anime protagonist rules, you have to operate on comedy protagonist rules

>> No.38125322
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>> No.38125336

>>38125082
PUFFY

>> No.38125337

>>38125288
Same. If I knew the artists I'd be throwing money for more or at least similar looking girls

>> No.38125342

>>38122361
>but can I do [normal things for Wonderland and Pandemonium]?
You played yourself.

>> No.38125344

>>38125240
How new? They call it that because that's what the MG threads on /tg/ were like before they imploded.

>> No.38125364

>Bunyip finally works up the nerve to confess to to her crush at the local library.
>gets shushed by the librarian before she can.

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>>38125364
that's why she should ambush him at the park

>> No.38125402
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>>38125364
Leave Librarian anon to the professionals. They'll make sure he doesn't get in the way of love

>> No.38125403

>>38125364
I'd pet her anxious fluff to calm her down

>> No.38125409

>>38125381
>anon is at one of his many part time jobs walking the towns kobold puppies.
>bunyip misstimes her ambush and grabs the park ranger dryad by mistake

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>>38118665
Go home and be a family man.

>> No.38125412
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>>38125290
Since the desert kingdoms are desperate to attract males and increase their populations they'll probably agree to give you your own lolinubis

>> No.38125414

>>38125319
As long as my position gets me servant wives that look like that, I'm sure Her Omnipotence, the Almighty Pharaoh has a good plan for me.

>> No.38125430

>>38125412
Absolutely sold, now.

>> No.38125437

>>38125118
>>38125155
>>38125194
>>38125288
The look of a woman who knows EXACTLY how thirsty she makes the boys. How can other monsters hope to compete with such a stacy?

>> No.38125446

how do you feel about puffy vagina?

>> No.38125450
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>>38122636
>>38122641
>>38122681
>sings and spreads love and romance
>her songs have lyrics like 'stop being a faggot and kiss the girl, bitch'
>but in all other regards it is very d*sney-like
>the lyrics rhyme
>at least 5 different oblique rhymes for 'fuck-face'
Here missions are so romantic that they have been syndicated and are Merrow approved. All girls must become Eros girls. Eros is love Eros is life.

>> No.38125475

>>38125450
What would Eros Imps be like?

>> No.38125482

>>38120911
>he doesn't know about meido spess

>> No.38125492

>>38125475
they are in charge of making dudes trip into monster girls' breasts

>> No.38125496

>>38125409
>bunyip gets berated by dryad because her work date with ranger anon was ruined
>park ranger anon stands awkwardly to the side as he never saw the sweet dryad so angry
poor bunyip

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>>38125437
Truly an inspiration to others.

>> No.38125510

>>38125450
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCnaOCilsAI
>when the eros manticore gets the mic on karaoke night

>> No.38125531

>>38125475
Like 'Home Alone' but all of the traps are sex with monsters. They are in very high demand, and are hard working girls.

>> No.38125543
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38125543

one of those moments where the boy hears "I found you" and then he screams

>> No.38125557

>>38125543
fucking hot.

>> No.38125564

>bunyip next tries to confess to part time job anon when hes on shift at the burger queen drive through...and get a milkshake
>The dark elf manage says anon called out sick, and the milkshake machine is broken.

the suffering is endless

>> No.38125582

>>38125437
She can't keep getting away with it!

>> No.38125588

>>38125543
thats a great picture, I just want the bogey version

>> No.38125593

>>38125543
i wanna go to a mainson filled with bogies and clown variants of all the monsters and have to get out before I get put on HONKED.com

>> No.38125595

>>38125588
bogey version is anon opening a closet and finds heart pupil bogey

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>>38118665

>> No.38125614

>>38125564
>even in MGC the milkshake machine is broken
Nothing but bad timelines.

>> No.38125620

>>38125600
>"oh uh...this isnt the horseshoe store, I'll just be going"

>> No.38125638

>>38125543
So what do I have to do to be that boy

>> No.38125651

>>38125638
be an naughty scamp

>> No.38125662

>>38125510
Ma'am this is a Wendy's. Encores are mandatory.

>> No.38125692

>>38125496
>bunyip tries to play it off by raping the dryad before slithering away
>Y-y-you too, senpai

>> No.38125709

>>38125492
But what if I want to fall face-first into her cunny?

>> No.38125715

>>38125709
thats a arch imp technique

>> No.38125766

>>38125709
you must fill out permit A 38

>> No.38125791

>>38122264
>anon gets transformer automaton so he can get to work
>it turns into a mech vs kaiju fuck-fight that destroys his place of employment
>centaurs line up offering him a ride to the new headquarters
Fucking dragons and centaurs. Can't a man just fuck inside a car, is that too much to ask?

>> No.38125799

>>38125766
How do I get this permit?

>> No.38125803

>>38125638
try and to break into the old abandoned circus near the outskirts of MGC at 3 am as welll entering the house of mirrors
>>38125766
fuck off autism dogs, I don't care to fill out forms, they make me sick

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>> No.38125842

>>38122264
Not until there's a dragon car sex fic.

>> No.38125845

>Today Anon is working at his uncles farm
>Bunyip tags a long hoping to corner him in the fields
>gets lost in the corn maze and has to be saved by Anons' Holstaurus aunt.
>Embarrassed and stricken with breast envy

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>>38125803
You need to fill out form C68-2 for the autism dogs to fuck off

>> No.38125853

>>38125799
window number 1 left hand corridor last door on the right.

>> No.38125854

>>38124378
this picture demonstrates the boringification of a monster girl

>> No.38125879

>>38125846
>"Those broken bones are from a ushi encounter yes?"
>"No mam I got hit by a truck."

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>>38125799
Greetings and salutations, citizen!

According to Directive PLC-675/78.3.982-723DD, Revision 3556('Indexing and Collating With a Smile'), you must first obtain a permit request form from the relevant office. In order to do so, you are required to obtain and fill out a form request form from [REDACTED]. Failure to produce a properly completed form is treason. Treason is punished by 48 hours of non-stop rape from mamono working in Internal Security. Have a nice daycycle and remember, happiness is mandatory!

From your friend, the Automaton.

>> No.38125890

>>38122264
What's with all the dragon and car sex posting?

>> No.38125893
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38125893

Reading through the dark esquire entry, I see one of the few detailed accounts of an instance when the Order "won." Sure it was a temporary win, but they did win.

Namely, when describing the power of the back-to-back fighting style of a squire and his knight via the Formation of Demonic Couple - Team:

>This is a powerful technique, but it has its own weaknesses. Initially, the mixing of mamono mana and essence should be accompanied by the pleasure of sex - without this detail this process becomes quite “tasteless”. Therefore, if this Formation is used for a long time, gradually the pair will become more and more “unsatisfied”. Over time, this dissatisfaction will begin to develop into a sexual desire, and the longer the couple continues to fight, the stronger will be the desire "to quickly go home and get plenty of fun". This is an almost unbearable desire, especially when your spouse is behind. Once, during an attack of the Order that was an attempt to take back Lescatie, a pair of heroes continued to defend one fort for three days, but on the third night they were forced to retreat, because they could not bear this dissatisfaction.

But this example of retreat is followed up by the description of how a knight and her squire can use the succubus combat dance together to fight even more powerfully:

>In addition, when using this technique, the Dark Knight and the Dark Esquire fighting together seem to be themselves fascinated by the “Succubus Combat Dance” performed by their partner next to them. As long as they continue to fight, their sexual desire continues to grow and they will eventually succumb to temptation and have sex. They say that a couple of heroes who defended the fort for three days and after this lost it, then took the lead and independently defeated the garrison using this technique and recaptured the fort. Leaving all subsequent work to the soldiers they commanded, the couple went to their room and locked themselves in there for the next three days and three nights.

>> No.38125896

>>38125846
imma just gonna draw a big old dick on it

>> No.38125897

>>38125890
terminal meme addiction

>> No.38125910

Sure, you can't fuck a dragon on a car, but what about a tank? Surely you can fuck one in a tank cause it aint a car!

>> No.38125937

>>38125890
One retard trying to force a dumb meme.

>> No.38125945

Do monsters of mainland have British accents?

>> No.38125957

>>38125945
nah, they probably have all types of accents, wonderlanders would most definitely be British

>> No.38125961

>>38125890
Check back two threads ago in the archive and search "dragon sex in the car" and you'll get your answer.

>> No.38125963

>>38125957
oh god chesire's are cockney

>> No.38125965

>>38125846
screw those forms, gonna drag the autism dog into the supply closet for some loving

>> No.38125969

>>38125803
On my way to the abandoned circus

>> No.38125980

>>38125969
make sure you wear your naughtiest set of clothes as well as getting a clown attractor
>>38125963
what would be the others? I think jabberwock would be irish

>> No.38125986

>>38125890
KC said, "There is no sex with dragon in the car in mge."

>> No.38125990
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38125990

Is she the least cared about MGE girl?

>> No.38125994
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>>38125041
I have a mighty need for desert girls

>> No.38125995

>>38125980
I dont know enough about accents to make a judgement call but I just realized we dont have a bandersnatch yet, I wonder what kc's mgeification of it will be like

>> No.38125997

>>38125965
Yeah that's gonna be three more forms, anon.

>> No.38125999

>>38125990
she got a little better once i realized she's got a house inside her shell.
i'd nominate chocin obake

>> No.38126007

It’s just frustrating how the filthy corpses drag the pride of the great dragon race through the mud. Dragons have dignity, those zombies are just “UOOOOOH HUMAN EROTIC SEEEEGGS”

>> No.38126010

>>38125997
life is better without stupid forms, I will ttake her on a date without telling her and pulling her from her work and tell her boss that she got a date

>> No.38126011

>>38125990
Many girls are good but not memeable enough to be fixtures of the thread.

>> No.38126012

>>38125990
She's nice but it's kind of hard to imagine being with her when she's stuck to the bottom of the ocean. I mean she has the whirlpool thing but if a sea girl is gonna get my attention, she's gonna have to meet me near the shore.

>> No.38126020

>>38125997
>take off her skirt for some naughty times
>underneath is a skirt made of forms
this is bullshit

>> No.38126023

>>38126007
Nope, zombie dragons are just normal dragons' natural evolution.

>> No.38126025
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I believe it my sole mission in life to subdue and breed every p'orcer I ever encounter.

>> No.38126026

>>38125994
There appears to be a problem with those condoms. Remember to always use your own and not what's given

>> No.38126032
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>>38126010
Citizen, you are currently committing treason. Please report to your nearest rape correction booth for your punishment. Have a nice daycycle!

>> No.38126040
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Fatty

>> No.38126046

>>38121079
Reinhard Heydrich?

>> No.38126050

>>38125990
Jinn of the Jar exceeds her when it comes to being ignored.

>> No.38126057

>>38126032
no, I will not follow orders, I will not submit, i will not pay my taxes, i will jump the turnstile, i will not fill out forms, and i will not listen! LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO BE FOLLOWING RULES!

>> No.38126058

>>38126032
Please don't hurt the bunny, automaton-chan!

>> No.38126067
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38126067

>>38125206

No, muscular brown girls.

>> No.38126069
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>>38125990
it's hard to get me interested in timid monsters. if you're going to make an all devouring whirlpool at least have some megalomania about it

>> No.38126070

>>38126057
You can get a full tax exemption in mge and all you gotta do is fuck this child because monster jesus said to do it.

>> No.38126071
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38126071

I don't think you guys understand. I will breed EVERY p'orcer I come into contact with. I will overrun the world's population with p'orcers. In a few generations, the whole world will be screaming BUIIII!!!!

>> No.38126081
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>>38126007
I like how Dragonia's citizens treat the dragon zombies living in their graveyard district, seeing them getting married as love stories where a "hero" saves the dragon zombie from her loneliness and allows her to return to society if she wishes.

>> No.38126083

I am amazed at how popular MGE is in Russia, given how hot Russian women are, you would think if there is a country where guys would be less needy of MG waifus, it would be there.

>> No.38126087

>>38126070
>FUCK A CHILD
I want a real woman, a rela venus, meaty, full bodies and curvy, not a child!

>> No.38126093

>>38126081
i like the anecdote about well behaved zombie dragon lolis entering the city as they please

>> No.38126096

>>38126083
As hot as they are they can't compete with 2D

>> No.38126098

>>38126083
Russia MGE has a big cosplay scene though.

>> No.38126101
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38126101

>>38126087
nothing a little magic cant fix

>> No.38126104

>>38125999
Chochin's not quite in my top 10, but I really like them. The idea of a cute construct girl who literally gets off on being useful to me is really hot.

>> No.38126106
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>>38126057
Citizen, you sound unhappy. This is treason, as happiness is mandatory. If you are unhappy you will be [REDACTED]. Only traitors are unhappy.

>> No.38126110
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BUIIIII!!!!!

>> No.38126121

>>38126007
>impying dragons don't have shittons of humanxdragon porns in their houses and have their hands wet from schlicking it all day
>implying dragons are not the hugest pervs and dragon zombies haven't mellowed out
>>38126106
Keep yapin, ya tin can. I aint gonna listen so go talk with your granny Ms.toaster

>> No.38126125
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>On the other hand, in the current Lescatie, which has become a mamono realm, the Dark Heroes are in such a position that they can "follow the call of the heart." Some seriously act as heroes, but in many cases they usually spend each day in intercourse with their spouses; other heroes try to correct their mistakes in order to make their hometowns happier and more enjoyable. For example, there are heroes who freely use their power and position to open schools for raising children. Although many of the Dark Heroes are military, they will only participate in expeditionary missions when requested. And it should be borne in mind that if they do not like it, then they can refuse even the request of the respected Lady Druella.

I am now imagining poor Druella having to force a smile when she requests a hero go on some mission and the hero replies with a courteous but firm "no."

>> No.38126134 [DELETED] 

>>38126121
*mellowed out

>> No.38126140

>>38126071
>>38126110
Not if green orcs have something to say in the matter

>> No.38126145

>>38126121
*have

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>>38125990
No.

>> No.38126164

>>38126140
They're too ugly for me.

>> No.38126175

>>38126098
Western women love to get naked but I don't think they'd be too big on monster girl personality.

>> No.38126189
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>>38126125
>"I need you to lead this crack team into the mountains and corrupt that group of mystic order-aligned monks."
>"Sorry, Druella. Hubby gets pouty when I'm away for more than a few hours. You should lead it yourself! It's not like you have a husband yet, so it's fine!"
she suffers

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>>38118665
Which MG would be the most awkward to introduce to your parents?

>> No.38126197

>>38126175
I don't know what that means, it's an objective fact. Russia's side has tons of MGE cosplay stuff over there, vastly more than any other region.

>> No.38126200

>>38126189
u know what, I'll do all her jobs that other heros don't do for her

>> No.38126205

>>38126192
One of the ones that transforms you into a croctchplate/demonspider/wings.

>> No.38126211
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>>38125041
Jungle > desert

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>>38118665

>> No.38126220

>>38126211
coast>jungle>desert>winter

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>> No.38126232

>>38126197
Western women won't ever like mge because it's not feminist, that's all. And since I search for audio porn often enough I'm pretty sure western paypig men don't want gentle femdom either.

Why it's popular in russia is a mystery to me, maybe because they're asian.

>> No.38126234

>>38126211
Is that viccy? Who convinced her to put on tribal makeup?

>> No.38126236

>>38126189
Poor Druella. I wonder when is going to get a husband.

>> No.38126259

>>38126232
>Why it's popular in Russia is a mystery to me
You obviously haven't met any Russian women. They are some of the most ruthless gold diggers you'll ever meet. Finding a Russian woman with a decent personality is rarer than getting stuck by thunder and winning the lottery at the same time.

>> No.38126261

>>38126229
I'm mad that I'm not balls deep in bapho cunny right now.
I'm mad that my tongue isn't deep inside bapho mouth right now.
I'm mad that I'm not molesting bapho flat chest right now.
I'm mad that I'm not fingering bapho butthole right now.

I'm mad that I will never get to do any of these things.

>> No.38126277

>>38126189
>being the b-team personnel druella has to reluctantly call upon whenever the qualified people say no
i now have purpose. i definitely won't fuck it up again this time probably

>> No.38126279

>>38126259
They like being superpowered? Is that the appeal to them?

>> No.38126283

>>38126232
Anon you do realize the vast majority of these threads are western men right?

>> No.38126285

>>38121869
> Someone actually likes Roper
How
Why
Explain yourself

>> No.38126287

>>38126007
but i love dragon zombies, its everything i want, the undead and a dragon, also im a bleeding heart

>> No.38126289

>>38126285
What exactly is there to explain?

>> No.38126290

>>38126279
I think the appeal is the fantasy of a wife that loves you unconditionally and will never cheat on you.

>> No.38126292

>>38126189
>tfw ywn never get weird calls from druella to go to a place and "enlighten" the people there

>> No.38126294

ropers at most just need a minor rewrite to basically just be sex based venom symbiotes and youre good.

>> No.38126301

>>38126283
This is 4chan. I'm talking about what I've found on reddit where the normal majority people hang out. They're vaguely aware hellhound art exists.

>> No.38126303

>>38126285
>baph near the bottom
Some people just have bad taste.

>> No.38126310

>>38126234
The girls in the island her plane crashed into

>> No.38126315

>>38126290
Yeah but I don't want to see a dude dressed up pretending to be a little fluffy girl.

>> No.38126316

>>38126294
They are pretty much that, I think something some would still take issue with are the compulsion for them to plant a "seed" in human women, but I'm sure that can be controlled.

>> No.38126326

>>38125990
Theres a lot of monsters I'd like if they weren't small.

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>>38122485
> tfw Matango is my favourite MGE mushroom because I find idea of being a trapped cumpump strangely alluring

>> No.38126341

>>38126327
By that logic, I bet you're a slut to alraunes and sandworms too

>> No.38126346

>>38126294
I mean do they? I am unsure what the problem with even is? Ignoring the fact that sexy venom is essentially the Pslimes thing.

>> No.38126347

Which monster has the most potent venom/poison and do they lace lipstick with it?

>> No.38126348
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>>38126310
but she looks cute with her big hat

>> No.38126363

>>38126285
i like most of the parasites decently enough. slimes, ropers, kitsune tsuski all have positive applications for their host
matango are still kind of poop but if you a throw a hat on them or have them do cardio they turn out pretty good.

>> No.38126370

>>38126348
What about tribal headdress though

>> No.38126372

>>38126346
Im talking about how to get anons here to stop pearl clutching. Its almost funny, kc's ethos is basically that you should take the most postive generous and open reading of any given entry but anons instantly bline to the worst possible interpretation.

this is a thread with porn material, im seeing it happen in like 3 different threads across mutiple boards all the time

>> No.38126375

>>38126192
Alice.

>> No.38126380

>>38126327
>anon don't got that wanderlust.
If truck kun ever comes, the best part is the untamed frontier like my ancestors once explored.

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Pslimes are Great

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>>38123359
> Further, monsters won't likely ever force themselves on a married man unless they already have come to consider him their husband too.
I fucking hate this. What's the point of setting a narrative in MGE-land if your characters aren't in danger of getting banged by every new monmusu they find? It's like marriage brings your adventure to an abrupt end.
I mean, there's nothing stopping me from ignoring this clause in my headcanon, but the fact that it got put in there to start with strikes me as profoundly strange.

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>>38126370
i hear you but hat

>> No.38126404

>>38126380
If I wake up in MGEland, and I know it's MGEland, I'm setting off on a quest to find a Sabbath library to learn summoning magic so I can summon my wife and have easy access to the majority of girls I would consider for a harem.

>> No.38126407

>>38126294
All the parasite monsters just need to be removed.>>38126303

>> No.38126412

>>38126385
a boon companion and underrated wingman

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>>38126385

>> No.38126418

>>38126327
I like them but hatter could potentially scratch my reverse trap itch while myconids are more cunning.

>> No.38126424

>>38126398
>It's like marriage brings your adventure to an abrupt end
What kind of fag doesn't want to go adventuring with his wife?

>> No.38126429

>>38126407
Fuck I didn’t mean to reply to that second post.

>> No.38126431

>>38126404
>If I wake up in MGEland, and I know it's MGEland
but what if you wake up but dont kow where you are . ,

>> No.38126436

>>38126407
I know right, they're LITERALLY just human women with a blob watching.

>> No.38126437

>>38126416
I need this with Hellhounds.

>> No.38126445

>>38126372
Yes its kinda Annoying. Still its ultimately what ever. Different people with different takes even if they are wrong.

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>>38126416
This was a good comm. and here is another this time Angel mode wife.

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>>38126083
Russian women have good looks but terrible personalities.
This is actually the perfect conditions for MGE fandom, because it means the men are constantly aroused but know that it's impossible to deal with the IRL women.
If you live in a nation of hambeasts, it's less likely to occur to you that "Wouldn't it be nice if all these women reverse raped me?"

>> No.38126469

>>38126431
Then I need to be wary, be careful, and I'd probably be paranoid and distrustful of everyone for a while.

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>> No.38126476

>>38126192
Alp

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>>38126347
Officially the girtablilu has the most potent venom, at least in the sense that the effect is instant.

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>>38126424
The kind of fag that wants his adventure filled with a smorgsbord of strange and varied pussy, I guess.
Lol what a fag

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post rape noodles

>> No.38126516
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>>38126398
>What's the point of setting a narrative in MGE-land if your characters aren't in danger of getting banged by every new monmusu they find?

Explore ancient ruins, hunt giant beasts, invent/research new spells, fight in giant tournaments, start a exotic business or farm. There's tons of stuff you can do after getting married.

>> No.38126528

>>38126511
Then marry a bicorn.

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>>38126431
>but what if you wake up but dont kow where you are
MGE-land will let you know fast enough; you ain't gonna last long without getting multiply, tenderly raped

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>>38126514

>> No.38126543

>>38126537
But that's a friend noodle.

>> No.38126548

>>38126511
Of relevance, KC has said that his setting is not friendly to men who want to just go around having sex with lots of women without consequences.

>> No.38126560

>>38126534
>encounter Manticore
>her act is so convincing you're shit scared
>then the rape starts
>much to your relief and the Manticore's confusion

>> No.38126562

>>38126548
i want to snuggle with lots of women without consrequiences

>> No.38126570

>>38125986
KC was supposed to be the chosen one. He was supposed to bring balance to the force, not break it!

>> No.38126573

>>38126562
Because you're a slut, anon. A snuggleslut. You should be ashamed.

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>>38125986
Stinky Dragons think they're too good for your car's backseat. Wyverns on the other hand, have no problems with it.

>> No.38126590

I need a small but haughty dragon to proudly declare herself my lover

>> No.38126591 [SPOILER] 
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>>38111458

>> No.38126597

>>38126591
HELLO MR. LATENIGHT

>> No.38126598

>>38126591
Silly Sally, that's why you gotta wear armor and not just flaunt your body.
Good job LateNight

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>>38126548
>setting is not friendly to men who want to just go around having sex with lots of women without consequences
Chief God moralfaggotry wins even when Chief God loses, kek

>> No.38126603

>>38126375
>>38126476
Let's be honest, your parents were already expecting something like this, anons...
>>38126205
...but not this. Put me in the screencap when they shit themselves.

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>>38126591
>latenight CENSORS a deranged anon's VULGAR request
Thank you lortnate

>> No.38126618

>>38126591
yay

>> No.38126620

>>38126601
>Chief God moralfaggotry wins even when Chief God loses, kek
You jest but the monsters have zero problems with the Chief God's doctrine beside the no sex part.

>> No.38126621

>>38126285
>make him explain being based
Some things are beyond explanation. It's not like you can explain your faggotry.

>> No.38126623

>>38118665
>>38118665
What does it usually mean when someone in the monstergirl world would be named or nicknamed: "Madam X" or "Miss X"?

What does that usually mean? If someone is named "Miss X" or "Madam X", is it mean that is a dangerous girl and means serious business?

>> No.38126630

>>38126604
As he should
Foul language should not exist in the same world as marshmallow cats.
They even make Oneesan Hellhound say Heck and Fudge!

>> No.38126638

>>38126620
Indeed, many outright admire a lot of their teachings.

>> No.38126644
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>>38126398
Because MGE is about living a lovey dovey married life, not being a manwhore going around fucking a bunch of sluts (unless you're a married manwhore fucking your slutty wives). You can headcanon your way around this, but that is the prime directive. If you want a series of one night stands with women who you won't commit to and won't commit to you may I suggest Monster Girl Quest?

>> No.38126647

>>38126620
also forbidding cowgirl position

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>>38126630
The correct term is heckhound, please don't be offensive

>> No.38126651

>>38126534
Imagine ruining all of that honey with your jizz. Based honeybees. You thought you were having honey with breakfast, but it was MY JIZZ!

>> No.38126657

>>38126591
Can you give me directions to the Skyforge?

>> No.38126668

>>38126647
Only seething Amazons care about this, the Chief God knows what's good.

>> No.38126670

>>38126591
i see, your tail's reall fat after all

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>>38122962
>monogamy isn't slavery
[confused dark elf noises]

>> No.38126682

>>38126644
MGQ girls might not commit to you, but you certainly end up comitting to a lot of them.

>> No.38126687

>>38126668
Nah, it'd be universally contentious since it's kc's favorite.

>> No.38126703

>>38126668
Cow girl is a close second to missionary.

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>>38126668
Anon, all monster girls with hip wings literally have them there to aid in cowgirl position.

And to be clear, it wasn't just cowgirl that the chief god banned, but any form of sex where the woman was dominant in any way.

>> No.38126729

>>38126591
Poor Sally, her enthusiasm and passion for the heat of combat, gone.

>> No.38126736

Cow girl is shit, it's all about the prone bone
Especially with fat bottomed lolis and especially loli liches

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>>38126682
Luka is a slut with golden jizz. Normal human beings with less than perfect genes are more likely to get the pumped and dumped treatment. You could be fine so long as you're careful and lucky.

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>>38126644
Well, you say this, but the number of MGE fics that get written about married life with your monogamous waifu is insignificant compared to the number of MGE fics that get written about being an unmarried adventurer, going around in danger of getting banged by everything you meet.
"Revealed preferences" and all...

>> No.38126754

>>38123386
>>38123406
>no one cared who I was until I started wearing my waife's pantsu
Did you even wash them first? Or are you NOT a faggot?

>> No.38126756

>>38126736
You’re shit.

>> No.38126757

>>38126736
>loli liches
sounds great.

>> No.38126774

>>38126750
And how does fanfiction, not even all famfiction but just the stuff in your language, change what the setting is about?

>> No.38126777

>>38123382
Reject milfs buy Sabbath cookies. Or else.

>> No.38126784

>>38126777
sounds gay, no I won't!

>> No.38126788

>>38126750
That's because most writers are incapable of writing a story with an established romantic relationship.

>> No.38126790

>>38124752
Recent information pretty much confirms "compatibility" with a monster is dependent on how much you like her and want her as a wife. For example a Minotaurfag would be particularily delicious to Minotaurs and the most delicious desire a man can have is to want a specific MG individual. It isn't like human women compatibility, and frankly, given how MG marriage operates, it would be pretty hard to be incompatible with nearly any MG if you really like her and want to marry her.

>> No.38126792

>>38126750
I would love a 300k word length fic about married life in the sabbath but fanfiction writers don't do that because it doesn't tickle their autism and writing characters is way harder than 3000 words of poorly written smut.

>> No.38126793

>>38126736
>not wanting cowgirl from one loli, facesitting from another loli, and two more lolis using your fists as dildos, while two more are humping your thighs

>> No.38126794

>>38126777
how do they taste like?

>> No.38126795

>>38126777
Glory to the Sabbath, best cookie bakers in all the lands!

>> No.38126808

>>38126793
Any reason I can't prone bone one while burying my face in another with the remaining girls still on my extremities? Checkmate amazons.

>> No.38126812

>>38126708
>>38126736
If it's anything other than missionary, it's shit.

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>>38123501
>punches you dead in the face
>I don't even like you b-b-baka
Give her the romantic uppercut she's always wanted.

>> No.38126814

>>38126750
Well of course the first encounter is super exciting and what a lot of authors want to write about, especially since most are going to introduce a new character. But few MGE fanfics to my knowledge are about just going around and having sex with girl after girl.

Moreover, most fanfics are one shots so of course they only feature the first time or first few times the couple has sex (or just feature him trying to avoid having sex).

>> No.38126823

>>38126777
I'm not a big fan of cookies normally, but the Sabbath girls who come by have a special flavoring they adds to their cookies that makes them addictive. I'm going to have to ask one of them to show me what she does to them next time she's here.

>> No.38126841

Its all fun and games till you get a gyaru cow that has hash mark Tattoos for the number of times she's had your kids.

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>>38123600
>>38123635
>autists trying to beat Baphs with childrens card games
Holy fucking autism. Go to fucking NotEgypt already.

>> No.38126874

>>38126858
Baphomets canonically have the best decks.

>> No.38126876

>>38126858
good idea, surely the desert baphs can be beat

>> No.38126885

>>38126813
Blood play with redcaps sounds fun

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>>38124146
>ripping off Queen Lucretia
Disgusting.

>> No.38126893

>>38126858
Gonna challenge a Pharaoh to a game of uno and make her draw 20 before winning.

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>>38126437

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>>38124378
What if she's addicted to (you)? Asking for a friend.

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STINKY DESERT DOGS

>> No.38126926

>>38126858
The baph might be really into her roleplay.

>> No.38126941

>>38124510
The eternal debate.

>> No.38126956

>>38126644

It is TECHNICALLY possible to do 1 night stands with MGs, you just need to find a lot of MGs you are uncompatible for marriage, or compatible enough to fuck but incompatible enough she will release you and see if you come back. So, since we know release is a possible, albeit rare outcome of MG sex, one night stands are possible.

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>>38126814
>Well of course the first encounter is super exciting and what a lot of authors want to write about
The point is that it's MORE exciting than married life, which is why it gets written about and married life doesn't. Which in turn backs up the assertion above that married life in MGE land to be boring compared to unmarried life.
KC can hype up monogamous married life all he wants, but the evidence of the incredibly skewed fanfic output proportions is that the majority of the audience doesn't care about married life and just wants the exciting "New Romantic Experience" part.

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>>38125910
>implying that treads will make it less of a slutty vehicle

>> No.38126985

>>38126970
Please understand the difficulty of married life writing over smut and the average age of fanfiction writers.

>> No.38127002

>>38126970
If fanfics are the best way to tell what is best for a setting then we're all doomed. MGE girls being so loyal and loving is a major part of their appeal, as is your relationship with them not ending.

>> No.38127005

>>38126708
>literally have them there to aid in cowgirl position
Based

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>>38126007
Dragon zombies are embarrassing. I saw one making out in a car. Gross.

>> No.38127020

>>38126874
>Baphs playing Lyrilusc right now
Checks out.

>> No.38127038

>>38126893
>"I order you to trade hands with me."
Ngmi.

>> No.38127046

>>38126970
>>38126985
There are a lot of very high quality domestic fics, though.

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>>38127002
>MGE girls being so loyal and loving is a major part of their appeal
For you, maybe.
For me, their long-term disposition is irrelevant because I don't intend to see them again after banging, sneaking out of the nest the morning after, and then continuing on my RPG adventure

>> No.38127070

>>38127019
>Zombie dragon on her hands and knees on the hood of a car
>Kissing the windshield all while mubbling why she can't give anon a gentle smooch

>> No.38127071

>>38126970
Anon it’s fine if you want to be a slut but understand that most people are in it for a loving wife, fanfiction is a retarded way to judge what a setting is like, go read some sonic fanfiction and tell me what the games are like.

>> No.38127081

>>38126885
It is until you see the insurance deductible. Remember to practice safe sex by destructo-fucking in your neighbor's home.

>> No.38127091

>>38127065
You are gonna take responsibility whether you want it or not.

>> No.38127093

>>38127065
Then you don’t want MGE, you want MGQ or some other setting.

>> No.38127115

>>38126926
So she is only pretending to be a sweaty NEET that has all of her potential mates get stolen by literal children?

>> No.38127133

>>38126970
>but the evidence of the incredibly skewed fanfic output proportions is that the majority of the audience doesn't care about married life and just wants the exciting "New Romantic Experience" part.

Haven't you considered it could be due the majority of writers self inserting or writing for self inserted commissioners that want the fanfic to be about them meeting their wife?

>> No.38127140

>>38126644
>have you considered being fucked to permanent death?
Based NTR hater.

>> No.38127152

>>38126548
Not friendly in what way? Do MGs reject such men? Are violent to them or what?

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>>38127071
> fanfiction is a retarded way to judge what a setting is like
I'm not making an argument about what the setting is like, I'm making an argument about what the audience likes.
Slut-shaming anon for fantasising about being an inveterate slut is all well and good, but the evidence (of what anons want to write about) shows that most anons fantasise about being inveterate sluts in the same mould.

>> No.38127198

>>38126956
At this point we're operating on so many levels of it just works I'm not sure how possible it is for you to actually have an intimate experience with an MG that doesn't lead to eternal forever perfect happiness between the two of you. Either they're going to lose to the cock or you're going to lose to the vag. However, I do imagine there's a lot of people who would be uncomfortable with the idea of their wife being one of many notches on some horny balding faceless oji-san bard's belt.

>> No.38127205

>>38127152
"Not convenient for such men" might have been closer to what KC said (the topic was about how convenient/ideal the MGE world is for men, and KC pointed out its not convenient for all men). The point being that if a man wants to lead such a life he will find the MGE world does not cater to it at all, and indeed actively opposes it via all the pair bonding mechanics. Monsters wouldn't hate such a man, but would want to teach him the error of his ways.

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>>38127093
MGQ is actually much worse than MGE for "sneaking out of the nest the next morning", because if you have sex your adventure ends in death or insta-mindbreak every single time (well apart from best crab).

>> No.38127239

>>38127198
A small number of MGE fans want genuine NSA one night stands
A small number of MGE fans want used goods
The problem solves itself. Praise Eros, and the red strings of fate!

>> No.38127251
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Would you wrestle a tritonia?

>> No.38127254

>>38127154
>but the evidence (of what anons want to write about) shows that most anons fantasise about being inveterate sluts in the same mould.

Come back to me with actual statistics (leaving out fanfics from people who actively hate or troll the setting) of fics that don't end in a lasting couple vs. those that do and I might believe you.

>> No.38127287

>>38127251
I don't think she knows how to wrestle.

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>>38126750
No one wants to read about committed relationships. Which is sad because I like writing them.

>> No.38127315

>>38127154
Except that’s not at all accurate either, how many people actually write stories, how many of those stories are more than just one offs for a sex scene, also take into account that the people who write are not your average anon, just like with artists, and even further take into account you’re only reading a section if the famdom since I’m assuming you don’t speak Japanese or Russian or Spanish or any other languages that have a large following.

>> No.38127322

>>38127251
I dunno, I think I'd lose that match to the tentacles.

>> No.38127344

>>38127251
no, but I would hug one!

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>>38127254
>of fics that don't end in a lasting couple vs. those that do
The fact that a fic ends with "and they got married and all lived happily ever after" doesn't erase the fact that all the actual text of the fic was about meeting a new girl and getting raped.
Claiming that a relationship being established at the end of an MGE fic proves the audience wants to read married life monogamy is like claiming The Lord Of The Rings proves an audience likes to read about Samwise Gamgee living out his days peacefully in the Shire with Rosie. The actual content of the book is the opposite of living peacefully in the Shire.

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>>38127070
>backseat is now covered in zombie dragon cum and miasma
Still worth it.

>> No.38127382

>>38127205
>but would want to teach him the error of his ways.

How? With a hard spanking?

>> No.38127398

>>38127315
Good point, I'd be surprised if even 1% of MGE fans write fanfics.

>> No.38127412

>>38127251
!

>> No.38127413

>>38127355
But there is no way to judge what the audience wants to read since unlike lord of the rings none of these stories are marketed or sold in anyway, all you can prove with these stories is what the writer wanted to write at that time.

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>>38127315
Sure, I agree that English fanfic writers do not represent the entire population of MGE fans.
However, since neither you nor I have global-inference psychic powers, we can only judge based on the information we actually have, which is: English fanfic writers. It is bold of you to assume that the tastes of the unknown fans would be the opposite of the tastes of the known fans.

>> No.38127419

>>38127382
stop making me want to be a whore, I want to get spanked by a monster!

>> No.38127424

>>38127251
>would you lose before she even noticed you?
Yes. Tritonia is so ditzy that she doesn't know she is the heavyweight champion.

>> No.38127429

>>38127046
Where?

>> No.38127468

>>38127414
And its bold of you to assume that the story ending in a lasting relationship is unimportant. You have no way of knowing how many people wouldn't bother reading it or would dislike it if all it was was a rape.

>> No.38127487

>>38127414
Considering how different the Japanese fanbase is no it’s not hard to imagine their stories are different, and even then I wasn’t saying all foreign fanbases make different stories, I was saying you can’t judge what the fans want when you don’t have complete information. Even if you did have all stories though you’d only have what the writers themselves wanted to write about, not necessarily what people want to read.

>> No.38127507

>>38127413
There is a failure in the feedback chain, sure. But writing about a committed relationship implies that the story has a plot besides sex. This means that the characters have to actually DO non sex things in an engaging way. I doubt a story with a small proportion of sex is going to have much appeal in a broad way.

>> No.38127526

>>38127429
I'm not going to list every single comfy fic ever written, but they're there. 3 out of the 4 most recent fics on the anubis scraper are domestic fluff.

>> No.38127534

>>38127370
nice pussy crease

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And if the excitement of a first time is so important to you, there are means to relive/simulate it as often as you want in tons of variations.

>> No.38127565

>>38127198
So anons would have to tolerate people having irreconcilable differences in relationships? Yeah, that's not compatible with MGE as most people interpret it. It should be, technically, but it won't take off.

>> No.38127586

>>38127534
I imagine that she glops girlcum everywhere when she retracts the pubic bone. Sloppy sloppy Dragon Zombies.

>> No.38127594

>>38127553
Plus, Nurarihyon, Dryad, and Bicorn wives relish helping their husband form harems, and each new girl is a new "first time". With the dynamics presented with the Nurarihyon and Dryad, most of your wives won't even live with you, and will basically just be girls in the community who exclusively have sex with you, but otherwise live their own lives.

>> No.38127596

>>38126591
>go fiddling with any cocks around here and we're going to have a real problem

>> No.38127624

In a story, would you rather one monster or multiple?

>> No.38127631

>>38127507
Didn't that magus story get really popular despite it being 90% non-lewd?

>> No.38127641

>>38127507
Action is always going to be more popular among writers because it’s a lot easier to write, you don’t need subtleties or much character or even dialogue, it’s harder to make an actually good domestic scene, doesn’t mean people wouldn’t want to see it.

>> No.38127656

>>38127355
>Sam and Rosie brushed each other's hairy feet and had buffets for breakfast lunch and dinner
Who doesn't want to read that?

>> No.38127665

>>38127624
One monster for me.

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Doesn't Eros curse infidelity to the point that after the second or third pump'n'dump monsters would just avoid the guy?

>>38127624
One true waifu.

>> No.38127701

>>38127631
I like Magus, but didn't read that one. Too much buy in. I'd feel differently if it was a set of serialized shorts.

>> No.38127715

>>38127293
It’s really a shame that there aren’t more stories in this field since it encompasses one of the most important parts of having that loving relationship. I’d kill for some to read and I bet some others would too.

>> No.38127724

>>38127641
>not making domestic scenes filled with action
If I could, I would. How would that even look?

>> No.38127738

>>38127693
Eros' curse is reserved for someone who claims to follow her but then betrays their lover. Eros won't bless those who destroy love, but won't actively curse them unless they are among her followers.

>> No.38127745

>>38127624
One main monster, with several wacky friends to drag them into fun situations.

>> No.38127810

>>38125543
>Bogey
>Bogie
>Krampus
KC should continue this trend of incredibly tall, incredibly busty monsters.

>> No.38127829

>>38127715
I don't think a committed relationship is enough for a good story. It is not enough by itself. The weight has to rest on a good plot, and good plots are difficult to write. One of my favorite writers in this sort of genre is painstakingly meticulous and it shows. I wish the thread were more involved with critiquing plots.

>> No.38127835

>>38127724
Like that house husband manga or some kind of story where the parents are secret agents but also have to take care of their kids.

>> No.38127837

>>38127810
You can expect the Balrog to continue the trend. Or maybe he'll surprise everyone and Balrog will be a sabbath tier flatty

>> No.38127847

>>38127553
What do you mean by variations? Like any situation imaginable?

>> No.38127862

>>38127837
pls, anon. i wanna go to sleep tonight, i wanna mommy balrog, not scary loli

>> No.38127873

>>38127724
get stuck in traffic after work and coming home to an armed redcap

>> No.38127881

>>38127837
I can only hope so

>> No.38127882

>>38127835
That requires a complex backstory, anons don't like complex backstories. MGE turns into a mess of contradictions if you try and use the major conflicts of the settings. The Order is so retarded that I'm surprised Lanternanon has written so much good quality stuff. It's almost like he did it in spite of the setting.

>> No.38127897

>>38127837
I would be fine with that. We're overdue for a petite monster. I like tall and busty too, I just want variety.

>> No.38127904

>>38127810
If the Siths were made in this era, they'd be at least low mid-tier.

>> No.38127912

>>38127837
I just want a new muscle girl, come on KC.

>> No.38127935

>>38127293
Who is you?

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If I blast Rock The Casbah will the Pharaoh and Apophis stop fighting?

>> No.38127962

>>38127837
i would never forgive kc

>> No.38127981

>>38127945
this type of clothing is the best. tiddy only half covered up by a coat or something.

>> No.38127996

>>38127847
Memory is a bit off there, the variations are more due to other factors, and may or may not be controllable. To quote:

>In other words, this censer is used to recreate the nostalgia of "the moment when two people meet and connect for the first time", that is, "the start of romance", and enjoy "the bittersweet relationship and atmosphere of just before becoming connected".

>However, due to its nature, naturally it can't be recreated exactly.
>If it is an easy to understand start of romance, like a mamono that swooped in on a human man she came across, and they were connected in the rape, perhaps because the exact same thing happens to the two that have lost their memory, the degree of reproduction is extremely high.
>Also, lovers that deepened their relationship properly, and couples that greeted their first night properly, since they are only returning to the state of that first night, they will likely intersect in a similar flow.
>On the other hand, a couple connected with twists and turns will not be so, for example, in cases such as when both the man and woman were humans, and the woman became a mamono, because she is a different race from the time of the original "start of romance", they will be connected in a different way.
>Also, in cases such as those where hostile men and women join together on the battlefield after a fight to the bitter end, or when a female hero is captured by a mamono and broken in, joins with her beloved as the finishing touch, and then transforms into a mamono in the middle of it, it becomes difficult to reproduce that time because of the dramatic way they were connected.
>However, in that case, depending on your way of thinking, it is said you can enjoy new encounters and first times with different relationships that didn't actually exist, such as "a man attacked by a mamono encountered by chance" or "gently being connected in the bed with your sweetheart" etc.

>> No.38128027
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Look at this oni

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>>38127897
Pyrow wasn't tall and busty though. Let's not act like there's been no variety. We just haven't had a loli in a while (maybe designing all those baphomets for World Guide 3 and then drawing the imp in the RPG burned KC out on lolis).

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>>38128027
That I just found

>> No.38128086

>>38128027
That's a cool Oni. I bet she has all kinds of exciting adventures.

>> No.38128093

>>38127873
>anon gets home but he was late because traffic
>redcap surprise
>the cap is extra red
>living room destroyed again
>that's before they have sex
>then they have sex
>an insurance angel gets her wings
>but the insurance premiums go sky high
>fuck you very much Overgod
>at least redcap won't be wearing that outfit anymore
>absolutely ruined that clothing
>this happens every time anon gets stuck in traffic too long
It would be like that Wurm fic, but with sexy violence. At least she is capable of feeling guilty about it when her cap is white.
>>38127935
No one atm, I'm waiting on AO3 to give me a spot.

>> No.38128142

>>38127897
>We're overdue for a petite monster. I like tall and busty too, I just want variety.
Sounds like we can compromise on a shortstack Balrog

>> No.38128177

>>38127837
>flatty Pyrow
>but her boss isn't a onee-san
It will never happen. The weak should fear the strong.

>> No.38128188

What’s with these dragons and cara memes?

>> No.38128199

>>38128188
>cara
yo quiero los grande tetas de un dragon en mi cara!

>> No.38128208

>>38128188
KC said fucking your dragon wife in your car is haram.

>> No.38128221

>>38128208
>tfw I'll never get a blowjob when driving my dragon waifu home from out date

>> No.38128223

>>38127912
An anon here claimed here that via PMs, he discussed with KC the idea of the Werelion girl, whoever she might end up being, will be a harem of muscle girls and KC seemed to like the idea. So high chance we will get a muscle girl when KC makes lion, in fact it would be a harem of muscle girls.

>> No.38128259

>>38128177
Baphomets are the strongest, loli Balrog confirmed.

>> No.38128284
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lying hags are the best hags

>> No.38128294

>>38128223
>a harem of muscled lion girls
>lions irl can continuously mate dozens of times in a row for hours on end
Pelviseration has never been so close at hand.

>> No.38128302

>>38128223
>>38128223
Stop giving kc bad ideas

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>>38128188
Dragons will not fuck you in your car, because they're jealous. KC sold out to Dragonia lobbyists like a poser. Captcha: SP JK4
>>38128199
Esta peca! Es muy haram, mi negro. Sorry, my castellano is muy terrible.

>> No.38128324

>>38128294
Lionesses consider two seconds of cumming onto your dick to be mating.

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>>38128223
So, dead on arrival, like every other harem species.

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>TFW You will never have like five Amazons move into your house, stick a collar on you, and make you their collar, pet, cumpump cook and husband, all at the same time

>> No.38128373

>>38128284
Hag, loli, they will be bred all the same.
>Anon, why are you so weird?

>> No.38128380

>>38128319
Dragons hate cars because they want their husband to fly on their back. Get a Lizard or a Salamander if you're into car sex.

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Humans belong on monster laps

>> No.38128393

>>38127701
>serialized shorts
Isn't that just a chapter?

>> No.38128394

>>38128381
Ok, but what if I pet that doggo?

>> No.38128401

>>38128354
>setouchi
I'll always feel bad that he got shafted with the worst girls in the series, but glad I found his twitter to enjoy non shit tier girls

>> No.38128407

>>38128354
That's rude they didn't even knock or sign a lease! They need to respect other people's property

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>>38128259
>small mana tanks is most stronk
>-o-opai are heretical

>> No.38128419

>>38128324
True, if would be kind of fun to have a super quick shot species.

>> No.38128434

>>38128354
I want to just be a pet of a monster other than an amazon

>> No.38128450

>>38128412
True and canon. Baphomets are the foremost magic researchers in the world and only lilims are likely to be better casters on average.

>> No.38128459

>>38128394
Do you want to die of broken pelvis that bad?

>> No.38128474

>>38128393
I mean that the story is a self-contained. You don't have to read more stories to understand what is going on, or the characters in it. Like Sherlock Holmes, Lupin, Conan etc.

>> No.38128481

>>38127837
it's over for lolibros, friend. kc betrayed the sabbath, and Krampus alone is more than enough proof that not even their leaders are exempt from his corrupting influence.
Mark my words its only a matter of time before kc canonizes the onee sabbath, opening the gateways to hag worship within sacred grounds.

>> No.38128529

Physical physical I want to get physical

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>>38128529
I know the perfect way to do that

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>>38128450
>baphs are best casters
You don't say?

>> No.38128581

>>38128459
I do not fear the snu-snu, I invite and embrace it.
She's getting pups no matter the cost.

>> No.38128598

>>38128208
>Demonlord birth public exhibitions: OK
>Carsex with dragonwife: NO

>> No.38128604

>>38128284
Those some fat milkers for a 19-year old.

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>>38128380
Based lizards putting out after traffic accidents, unlike spiteful car destroying dragons.

>> No.38128639

>>38128284
>tfw they use lingo from 200 or more years ago
Now that makes me hard

>> No.38128646

>>38128434
I would not turn down Hellhowns, Onis, or Elves either, but there's something about the Buffcubus that sets my motor running.

Especially when we finally meet the Lilim Amazon.

>> No.38128658

>>38128050
>Sweaty
>"Casual" sex
>Playfully seductive
>That body type in profile
It's like Pyrows were made for me.

>> No.38128667

>>38128223
there was never a more dangerous time to have long, luscious black hair.

>> No.38128677

>>38128284
she's packing heat

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>>38128639
>the one area baph lolibabas are top notch
>they still lose to foxes
Maybe they should work on their mana storage.

>> No.38128731

>>38128667
>>38128223
>tfw got the long wavy Hispanic mane going on
I am prime lion bait, aren’t I?

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>>38128712

>> No.38128758

>>38128748
Level up your monsters!

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You should fuck a bee or two

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>>38118665

>> No.38128802

>>38128772
i was going to but then it turned out to be a bee arachne

>> No.38128803

>>38128788
Something is wrong with this Tiger.

>> No.38128828

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, beware the rare and dangerous pai loli spider.
They pack quite a punch and can fit in places you don't expect.

>> No.38128835

>>38128731
So...lion girls are bald?

>> No.38128836

>>38128803
>>38128803
yeah, she more a cow than spider

>> No.38128839

>>38128772
it is hip to do so.

>> No.38128841

>>38128772
If I was the broodking of a beehive, would they allow me to bring in an outside wife as part of the harem?

>> No.38128847

>>38128835
no, female lions are attracted to males with dark manes irl

>> No.38128853

>>38128835
Manticores have a mane and fluffy hair so I’d assume the same for lion girls.

>> No.38128855
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>>38123406
>I become *Rapeman
Ftfy

>> No.38128882
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>>38128841
More hands make less work and if she's a plant girl, I doubt they'd say no to a closer source of nectar. Just be sure the bees teach her their elaborate language of dancing

>> No.38128883

>>38128855
> I become *Rapedman
ftftfy

>> No.38128902

>>38128803
>Something is wrong with this *cougar.

>> No.38128916

>>38128883
>your mine, Japer!
>return that dragon's hoard at once!
>nyah ha ha, and if I don't rape man?
>then prepare yourself for the most brutal, sadistic, violent, soul shatterin-
>I consent
>Anon shuffles back into his wife's empty cave, foiled again
>sits in front of the fireplace to brood

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38128922

>>38128855
>I become *Basedman
Ftfy

>> No.38128924

>>38128882
She's a fiendess, an Arch Imp. My ideal state in MGE is marriage to a specific Arch Imp, plus a harem, but the harem isn't exactly settled in my fantasies. And I remember how interesting hiveposting made bees sound last time (presumably) you showed up.

>> No.38128926

>>38128922
That turtle is getting brought to my bed, pinned down, and Cuddled.

>> No.38128927

>>38123386
time for some dirty money and some dirty deeds done dirt cheap

>> No.38128938

>>38128847
>>38128853
Fair enough. I assume they would let you laze around like low-maintenance Amazons. No cooking, no cleaning, no problem.

>> No.38128949

>>38128926
She deserves it, they're sweet girls.

>> No.38128953

>>38128922
this turtle is way too round to be able to right herself after a fall without outside help, and I Will use this information to my advantage.

>> No.38128961

>>38128927
Don't do it, Mr. President!

>> No.38128969

>>38123514
This poor boy will grow up to be raped by all his sisters. Tragic.

>> No.38128974

>>38128961
>>38128961
>>38128961
I'll use my multiple clones to steal all the money I can from tanukis, the mofuzka, the kiki coaltion, the Colombian cats, and the rat mafia

>> No.38128988

>>38128953
>retracts the shell to be more stable
>trips over literally nothing
>still can't right herself
What a tease. She's the perfect distillation of the caring and bungling girl.

>> No.38128989

>>38128949
>Cute turtle maiden talking to her friends how her husband forced her down and did such lewd acts with her.
>Leaves out that he's just pinning her down in bed.

>> No.38128991
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>>38128924
Well as I recall imps are childish in nature but quickly turn to lewdness as they meet a guy and they also like teaching games that are perverse in nature. I can see one making friends with a hive of bees and teaching them all sorts of things but she'll need an anon to properly demonstrate and teach the hive.

>> No.38129012

>>38128855
80s Action-movie genre:
>Anons waifu gets kidnapped by BigBad
>mildmannered Anon goes to hidden room in garage and gets big-scary-gun from his old life as a badass gunfighter
>shoots lots of loads into BigBads minions in kino slo-mo to find his waifu
>big battle climaxes when Anon shoots BigBad in the face with a cool oneliner
>recovers waifu, credits roll
MGE action-movie genre:
>as above except Anon has his big-scary-gun in his pants
Yippy-youkai-aye, Mofu-fucker

>> No.38129018

>>38128916
>Don't thank me, thank consent!

>> No.38129026

>>38129012
>ho ho ho I've got a brush

>> No.38129068
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>>38128772
Is it hip?

>> No.38129076

>>38128991
Of course! And I'd love to help her demonstrate, both with her and withal of our new bee friends! And Arch Imps have phenomenally powerful unconscious magic, so even if I knock up the whole hive, the honey will still flow!

>> No.38129084

KC apparently there is an Army Ant monster girl. I wonder how is she.

>> No.38129085
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38129085

It’s hip to fuck loli liches.

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>>38129068
It is extremely hip to fuck bees. Especially baby crazy queens who need more workers

>> No.38129103

>>38129068
disguising themselves as bees is a common hornet dating strategy because no sane man would date hellspawn shit insects of that variety. you sure she isn't one of those?

>> No.38129111

I never knew I needed a picture of a hag fox wearing a bee costume before this thread.

>> No.38129119

>>38129103
>Hornets who have had that happen to them are then brought into the honey bee's hive where they continue to be immersed in even more nectar and pleasure, they're made to thoroughly savour the sweet pleasure of honey bees. In this way, honey bees change hornets to have a gentle personality preferring sweet sex with men almost like a honey bee.
Hornets can easily be mere'd by a crafty group of bees so she might be one of those

>> No.38129121

>>38129103
Bees are just barbed wasps anyway.

>> No.38129218

>>38128922
Built for defenceless paizuri rape oh my god

>> No.38129287
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38129287

Foolish human, you are now cursed with an insatiable lust for monsters!

>> No.38129296

>>38129287
Foolish wench, I was already insatiably lusting after monsters (especially the sabbath)

>> No.38129305

>>38129287
Lillims will NEVER have husbands.

>> No.38129318

>>38129287
NOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.38129330

>>38129287
But, what if the man she's targeting is Homosexual? No effect then.

>> No.38129341

>>38129287
Yeah well now you have to take responsibility.

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38129371

>this is your opponent for next weeks wrestling match

>> No.38129374

>>38129287
>now

>> No.38129379

>>38129341
She wouldn't be a very good villain if she took responsibility for her actions, now would she?

>> No.38129412

>>38129371
>get pinned despite your best efforts (who would have guessed?)
>she's laying on top of you, looking down into your face with your arms pinned beside your head
>stop struggling and wait for ref to call it
>no count
>see ref leaving with a "out for lunch" sign hung on the corner
>the clock on the sign shows that she'll be back in 9 hours
>jinko begins to groom you

>> No.38129418

>>38129412
oh no, my hair

>> No.38129432

>>38129412
>>38129418
shes going to relentlessly groom me now oh no

>> No.38129434
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>>38129287
Why do I feel the same?

>> No.38129520
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38129520

>Nab a job on the outskirts of MGC
>It's a nothing-special entry-level convenience store cashier job but the store is located very close to the entrance of a popular hiking trail
>Always busy and interesting as a result. Lots of tourists but also a strong handful of diverse regulars
>It's a fun job and you learn something new every day
>One of the regulars is a nature-loving Kitsune who wears traditional clothing on her walks through the nature trail
>It isn't quite a beginner's trail and most of the goers pack pretty moderately...but not her
>Just figure it's cause magic or whatever. She always keeps her tails tightly coiled up so it was hard to tell the number, maybe that's a sign she's conscious of her age?
>One day during a short conversion you see her tails relax and loosen for the first time. Seven in all, with the seventh you've never seen coiled up in the middle as if to hide it. It was half a length shorter than the rest, as if it'd been lopped in half
>She very hurriedly wound them back up upon noticing and quickly began to leave
>It was reflex, grabbing her wrist and blurting out sincerely that you think it looks fine. Good even. Pretty.
>Long stare. Too long. But she ending it with a smile and a firm pat on your hand so it must've been good, right?
>Wasn't until later, relating the story to a coworker that you learned.
>Learn something new every day. That day you learned that high-ranking officers of the Tamamo-kai Yakuza have parts of their tails removed as means of atonement.

>> No.38129523

>>38126591
Thanks fren!

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>> No.38129549

>>38129539
what

>> No.38129561
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>>38129549
Evarrrrrrrrrry fing is rine, hawsband is uk.

>> No.38129576
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38129576

Just a reminder that Bapho husbands would have lots of problems in real life

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38129580

>>38129576
Also never try to troll back the smug loli goat

>> No.38129590
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38129590

>>38129520
How long until Anon is "invited" to a nice dinner?

>> No.38129601

http://kurobine2.sakura.ne.jp/mamonogirllover/sscgi/mtsg.cgi?mode=view&no=85&id=solmerila

This is the most popular japanese mge fanfic.

>> No.38129606

>>38129601
It is about loli goat, right?

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38129662

Optimal breeding position for werewolves

>> No.38129722

>>38129412
Ah! No! Her tongue is all rough and my skin is soft and sensitive!

>> No.38129767

>>38129606
The most popular girls on the site are dragons and gazers. jabberwock isn't even close.

>> No.38129768

>>38123406
I become blyatman

>> No.38129782

>>38129434
I Never saved to cute second part to this image.

>> No.38129808

>>38129590
Look at all those tails, he better do what she says, she's not like the 1-tailed Mofukuza pushover they sent before.
Anon's either crazy or stupid for getting mixed up in this.

>> No.38129982
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38129982

There's heavy rain outside and the temperature is -5C, all I want is to be cuddled by a Yeti.

>> No.38129985

>>38126644
Late to the topic, but mge falls short of cultivating a lovey-dovey atmosphere to me because there's no choice or temptation. By your own admission, mamano won't go after married men, and married men physically can't get it up for mamano who aren't their wife. So then married men have no option but to be loyal, which means less than nothing.

>> No.38130051

>>38126007
>dracolich goes on a long rant about how she'll never be one of those stupid zombies
>break her phylactery while she's talking
>a few seconds later her personality reverts to the most pent-up dragon zombie the world has ever seen

>> No.38130087
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Ah... She found me.

>> No.38130112

>>38129985
Not quite, read the texts on Bicorns Nuris, etc and KCs comments re guys who want a Harem-ending or a mixed converted-humangirl & mamono polygamy.
There is still the possibility of other-than-vanilla-monogamy in MGE, it's just significantly rarer than in 3d and still has happier outcomes than the more unfortunate results of 3d home-wrecking and cucking.

>> No.38130152

>>38129330
There's a rather significant 'effect' of the curse in that specific case, Miss New-Alp...
>hmm, do Alps still take it in the ass more than regular mamonos?

>> No.38130178
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38130178

>>38126007
Uhuh.

>> No.38130259

>High born, hugh classmonster decides you would make the perfect husband for her
>She creates a wonderful, lyrical poem to serenade you and instantly seduce you
>One problem
>You can't understand her language and she can't speak much english
>Her attempts at courting you with poems fail
>Ends up having to talk to you in HEAVILY accented broken english

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>>38129287
I feel the same.

>> No.38130305

>>38129985
How does not being allowed to cuck/be cucked make the setting less romantic? I hope I’m misreading your post because that makes no sense to me.

>> No.38130413

>>38128319
Kinda sad the meme is being ran to the ground. But I'm really proud that it's the first artwork I made, that gets reposted.

>> No.38130454

>>38130413
Every meme runs its course eventually. I look forward to your next work.

>> No.38130517

>>38130413
Can you make one where the Dragon sits in the passenger seat and kisses (You)?

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38130538

>>38130517
Working now, and I still gotta finish new year picture (after 2 weeks). Maybe after that.
>>38130454
Yes, that is very true.
t. has forced a meme before

>> No.38130560

>>38123802
>There was that guy (I think it was on /fit/) who had a bath tub he jerked off in for years without cleaning it. Eventually he got a date and had to clean it so he documented the process of scraping off entire layers of dried semen stuck to the tub. It was possibly the most disgusting and hilarious thread I've ever seen
holy shit source

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I really want an accurate answer from KC how much i can't walk or even stand normally after my "marriage"-rape.

>> No.38130645

>>38130538
I once participated in the forcing of a meme and now I wish said meme never took off.
>I still gotta finish new year picture
Exciting stuff

>> No.38130673

>>38123953
>tries to drug her mum's bodyguard

>> No.38130699

>>38130645
What meme?

>> No.38130718

>>38130699
Habibiposting on /o/

>> No.38130840

I'm gonna replace all the fallen goddess bible's with order ones in a fallen goddess church just to piss them off.
I can see now way this will backfire.

>> No.38130899

>>38130840
On that note, fallen goddess nuns are no longer allowed near the choir boys.

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>>38130673
good luck with that

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38131157

How dexterous are the tails of a fox or a cheshire cat? Do you think they could type with them, use them to pick up objects?

>> No.38131171

>>38130259
>Anon plays dumb, can't understand her accent
>eventually reduced to on her knees, blushing in embarrassment, making the crude "finger-in&out-of-circle" hand gesture

>> No.38131424

>>38131157
Cheshires can shitpost on three computers at a time, one for each hand and one for the tail.

>> No.38131601

>>38130640
>police handcuff and pepper spray a hellhound child

>> No.38131704

>>38128803
I think that's a Linothele fallax.

>> No.38131706

>>38131601
Third time this month.

>> No.38131748

>>38131601
>loli heckhound
>that much horny and aggression packed into a tiny body
>oniiii-chan, it's time to "play!"
That's fucking terrifying.

>> No.38131847

This was a great thread, time for a new one that will have a hard time living up to how good this one was.

>> No.38131854

>>38131706
It's just discrimination at this point.

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>>38131601
Onii-Chan, please. Oni-Chan I can't breath!

>> No.38131961

>>38131854
>>38131871
>has flames coming out of her eyes
>weak to pepper spray

>> No.38131982

>>38131961
Everyone knows what happens when you spray deodorant on an open flame.

>> No.38131996

>>38131748
It applies to most of the Sabbath when you think about it. Children with physics bending powers and they are obsessed with aiming it at your dick.

>> No.38132021

>>38131982
Removal of Ignis body odor? Hellhounds are immune to fire iirc.

>> No.38132038

>>38131961
>multiple layers of flesh and bone protecting the heart
>weak to hearing a girl say "I love you as you are".

>> No.38132078

>>38132038
Fair point. How would monstergirls handle criminals, even those with badges? Are there enough of them to pair up and rehabilitate everyone?

>> No.38132133

which mgs would be into older men?

>> No.38132145

>>38132038
I can't lose to that. I would hardly believe anyone saying that

>> No.38132148

>>38132133
The newest Gyaru one. They suck Salaryman penis and let middle aged working men fuck and cum inside them.

The shame!

>> No.38132176

>>38132078
>Are there enough of them to pair up and rehabilitate everyone?
yes. There is enough of whatever girl you want that you can get her. If there isn't the demon lord makes them pop out of the ground.

>> No.38132183

>>38132133
Aside from the Sabbath? All of them accept their men as they are. However, I think the ones with an emphasis on something more than physical lust would deliberately lean towards older men.
>>38132145
Pretty sad, anon. I hope things get better for you.

>> No.38132188

>>38132145
Imagine a houri reading that

>> No.38132192

>>38131996
Nope, Sabbath are genuine Legal-loli so are legit, precocious Heckpuppers are underdeveloped jail-bait.
As in they are 'sickoes' who should be locked away in jail until they're legally old enough to officially rape Anons.

>> No.38132207

>>38130259
i would honestly break into the homes of such monsters and steal them away

>> No.38132216

>>38132176
>it is all Wurms Gnomes Doromes Trolls and Sandworms
They aren't at the top of my list. But honestly, I'd be fine with them.

>> No.38132232

>>38131871
>...I can't breathe
MGC Police drag Anon's dick out of her throat
>cries of police brutality

>> No.38132238

>>38132192
So...put the actual children in jail? I'm pretty sure jail sucks too much to do that to children.

>> No.38132254

>>38132207
Why steal what is freely given in badly accented English or whatever your native tongue is? Rude gestures are a universal language, right between music and Esperanto.

>> No.38132269

>>38132254
Wouldn't it be more romantic for her If I come it, defeat all her guards and then princess carry her out to make sweet love?

>> No.38132303

>>38132269
>monstergirl says garbled poem
>she makes a strange gesture
>why is she milking her finger?
>better kick her guards in the crotch grab her and run
There is a monstergirl who would find this romantic. I don't know which one.

>> No.38132337

>>38131871
Breathe.

>> No.38132341

>>38132148
They don't even get married! They move in with the men and stay with them forever. How scandalous! I never watched the Nagatoro anime, but Pyrow looks similar. Is she similar?

>> No.38132362

>>38132303
repressed wights, bored vampires, turtle girl noble, dragons, basically all monster girl nobles would have some type of dream of living a simpler life after a while of dealing with all the stresses of high society

>> No.38132364

>>38132303
Phantom likes dramatic things and is high class. Her guards might be mad about it.

>> No.38132368

>>38132341
Pyrow isn’t shit so not really.

>> No.38132387

>>38119165
apparently, flesh golems and homunculus are one and the same, so probably never going to happen.

god fucking damn it

>> No.38132396

>>38132303
>try to kidnap Deonora
>carry her about ten steps before you feel something snap
>wake up in a hospital bed with the massive dragon lady sitting next to you
>she says it was sweet of you to try but you shouldn't strain yourself like that

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>>38132337

>> No.38132510

>>38132396
>she insists on carrying you around
>keeps doing it after you are healed
>makes you a national treasure
>her guards still frown at you
>but you are too busy getting princess carried to be worried
>they eventually warm up to you
>you bond and make jokes about Deonora's diet
>but you never give Deonora any trouble over how much she weighs
>you even sneak her food when she's feeling tired

>> No.38132555

>>38132368
The easy transition into a relationship is comfy. I don't see why everyone was calling her a flatty, those are some substantial tits.

>> No.38132559

>>38132396
imagine trying to kidnap a jabberwock noble, now that would snap you in two but it would be hella worth it

>> No.38132628

>>38132341
She's Nagatoro but without the sexual frustration.

>> No.38132638

>>38132559
>pass out from the injury
>wake up in a technicolor hospital bed
>you are surrounded by Wonderland girls and their husbands
>everyone in Wonderland says you'd have to be mad to attempt that
>you see that they are giving you a honorary citizenship tea party
>Jabberwock's tentacles have been sucking your cock the entire time you were passed out
>no she will NOT stop anytime soon

>> No.38132662

>>38132638
It's hard to imagine men when thinking about mge.

>> No.38132725

>>38132662
I like to think about having bros who waifu all the girls I wouldn't. Then we high five each other and tell each other how lucky we are. But inside we think that we got the best girl. Very comfy and we can hang out grill and joke about our wives.

>> No.38132737

>>38132638
>>you'd have to be mad to attempt
>Why the fuck I am here if I wasn't mad?
>mad with jabberlust

>> No.38132752

>>38132662
When I think of MGE I imagine me and my wives living out in the middle of nowhere and not ever having to interact with strangers.

>> No.38132760

>>38132628
Truly Pyrow must be better. The magic of ganguro is amazing.

>> No.38132766

>>38132725
In some of KC's tweets he's mentioned such scenarios, that in gatherings the husbands of the group of monster girls tend to hang out and get along well while their wives gossip and brag about each other.

>> No.38132783

>>38128481
based

>> No.38132842

>>38132766
That sounds nice. Is it me or is KC making things even more comfy lately? Dragonia was a fun tourist destination. Court Alf too. Those are great places where you could hang out. The people there would be happy and not miserable. It would be fun to interact with them.

>> No.38132850

>>38128481
The krampus was never meant to be a Bahomet. He even had a tweet right after the Krampus came out about loli Krampus existing.

>サバト所属のロリクランプスちゃんも、ちゃあんといますぞ!
>ロリクランプスちゃんもクリスマスには目をつけていたお兄ちゃんのモノになりに行きましたぞ!(ロリご奉仕逆レ
>Loli Krampus, a member of Sabath, is here as well! And on Christmas Day, the Loli Krampus went to become the object of her brother's affection. (Loli's service in reverse)

>> No.38132894

>>38132850
Clearly loli krampus was meant to be in the game but was just a bit late.

>> No.38132898

>>38132737
Would you spend most of your time in Wonderland or would you two go other places. When I think of Wonderland it seems too exciting to stay there all year round.

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>> No.38132951

>>38132898
I would leave wonderland to go to other places like the noble ball of noble monsters where I would play salsa and teach my new jabberwife how to dance it or go to zinpagu and see the sights and some of the doujin authors she likes or go to MGE spain and act as her interpreter as I see and hear her cute accent trying to speak it

>> No.38132961

>>38132850
>ferocious loli
Doesn't the loli mean she was supposed to be a Baphomet?

>> No.38133034

>>38132898
Wonderland is best as a vacation destination. You should spend most of your time in Pandemonium.

>> No.38133061

>>38132961
>ありがとうございます!
>クランプスさんはバフォメットの亜種というよりも、身体の作りが近くて、バフォメットの方が先に認知され、有名だったからバフォメット属になったという話ですね。
>発見がクランプスの方が先なら逆にバフォメットがクランプス属だった可能性もあります。

>Thank you!
>I'm not saying that Mr. Krampus is a subspecies of Baphomet, but rather that she became a member of the genus Baphomet because his body structure was close to Baphomet's and Baphomet was recognized and famous first.

>> No.38133130

>>38132951
Noble balls sound interesting. I've only been to balls to perform music. Would the Wonderland customs be scandalous there? Also, what accent does she have?

>> No.38133137

>>38131748
>loli heckhound
>that much horny and aggression packed into a tiny body
Damn female kid, needs full nelson correction

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>>38118665

>> No.38133189

>>38133061
Ah I see. The quote is appreciated. Sometimes KC has a strange way of describing things.

>> No.38133201

>>38133183
can I race her to the bedroom?

>> No.38133207

>>38133130
I'd imagine so and the fancy dresses are done in such a way that they hugs the curves of the monsters and I'd imagine having a very posh and regal enlgish accent

>> No.38133250

>>38133034
Amusing. By definition, any amount of time spent in Pandemonium is more time than you will spend anywhere else.

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>>38118665

>> No.38133430

>>38133207
Very good. Fine dining and fancy outfits, but the people would not be stiff. They would enjoy themselves. Ravel's String Quartet in F, 2nd Movement.

I must be off. Have a good day everyone.

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>>38133250
Is there a lilim associated with Pandemonium or is it just all the Fallen God's realm?

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>> No.38133492

>>38133288
>>38133467
go away fockses, you're too yan

>> No.38133510

>>38133447
Don't think there's a canon one but it wouldn't surprise me. Probably a Fallen God Sabbath too.

>> No.38133529

>>38133510
need more loli angels

>> No.38133552

>>38133467
>that eye shadow
fuck

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>>38133486
but that berd is a nerd

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>>38133492
Shinano is too lazy to be yan.

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>>38133486

>> No.38133726

>>38133576
Nerds need exercise especially.

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>> No.38133744

>>38133692
Is she ok

>> No.38133759

>>38133744
It's okay, birds are very light.

>> No.38133773

>>38132766
>world is such a horrible place that adults building a circle of friends has its place in wish fulfillment fantasy
if we get isekaid, let's make a social club together, Anons

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>>38118665

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>>38133744
It's terminal.

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>>38133907
Do you think Krakens are protective of actual squids/octopi in the ocean?

>> No.38133957

>>38133932
No more than humans being protective of monke

>> No.38133969

>>38133932
Kiss marks are good.

>> No.38134042

>KC had a tweetstorm about an Anubis and her husband getting addicted to sex in the workplace
>KC doing Twitter Q&As

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Little dark mages are cute! They're like hags-in-training!

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>> No.38134291

>>38134199
She can count!

>> No.38134323

>>38134199
She is gunna grow up to be taller than anon and much bustier. Still is going to be doing the counting game though. Even if the implications change.

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I know I've seen a picture in one of the MGE world guides / encyclopedias / extras about a statue of the Chief God that transformed into a gargoyle due to excessive mamonobama, but I can't for the life of me find it again. Can any loreanons help me out?

>> No.38134515

>>38123704
>>38123720
Bullshit
I got shit on for accidently referencing a /tg/ meme that I don't even fucking know about.

>> No.38134527

>>38134220
Centaurs are best when they have haughty, noble-type personalities

>> No.38134547

>>38134515
Anon, its been like 12 hours.
You don't have to go digging that far back.

>> No.38134549

Should i watch and or play princess connect ?

>> No.38134561

>>38134345
The old art really lacks the flourish he has now.

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>>38134345
side guide II, drop of rapture article

>> No.38134586

>>38134549
The anime is pretty fun but the game is eh?
I wasn't impressed with it Gacha-wise but I also did the PvP and that shit is cancer.
Karyl is cute however and Caon has the best girls.

>> No.38134701

>>38134586
It's gacha ?
Someone told me it was a monthly payment

>> No.38134703

>>38134574
Thx anon

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>> No.38134758

>>38134574
Nice hips.

>> No.38134768

>>38134547
>Anon, its been like 12 hours.
And?

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>>38134574
>>38134758
Nice tits
Of course, the original statue may not have been an accurate representation, and transformation into a monster will certainly have conferred more T&A.
Still, would.

>> No.38134839

>>38134794
the way it's phrased i'm not sure if it's supposed to be a depiction of the chief god or if it's a statue that belongs to the chief god.

>> No.38134884

>>38130305
I just explained how. If there's no possibility of cheating because of external circumstances, then it's impossible to prove your loyalty. Cucking your partner/being cucked, but if it happens then clearly the partner was shit with no discipline and terrible character.

It's like those new-age schools who use fucked up grading scales where everyone gets an 'A' because they don't want anyone to feel inadequate.

>> No.38134896

>>38134884
lol

>> No.38134923

>>38134527
Agreed, I headcanon Cents as being more Nord-Aryan blue-eyed-blondes Teutonic knights like Monmusu and MonOisho, whereas the MGE Guide Cent is dressed more like she's a 'wood-elf-with-extra-legs'

>> No.38134924

>>38134896
lmao

>> No.38134955

>>38134884
It's not an external circumstance so much as an internal transformation that enables you to be freed of weaknesses of the heart you may have had before. People generally don't want to hurt people they love, monster girl and incubus instincts just make it so fulfilling that desire to not hurt them becomes hard wired and you don't have to worry about betraying them in a moment of weakness.

Does it remove some drama and gravity to situations where you might be tempted to betray? Sure, but I think it's a fair trade.

>> No.38134967

>>38134884
There are other, better ways of handling a shitty partner than jumping straight to fucking someone else in MGE. If a monster shacks up with some scumfuck douchebag or mentally ill guy, cheating on him doesn't fix anything. She'd be more likely to shape him into a respectable man herself, with or without his consent, than saying 'fuck it' and going off to find another dick.

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>>38134884
>>38134955
Another way to look at it is that due to how nearly perfect the relationship between a monster and her husband is on physical, emotional and spiritual levels, they have no reason to betray each other.

>> No.38134991

>>38134955
>remove some drama and gravity to situations
mge in a nutshell.

>> No.38135048

>>38134884
Anon it sounds like you just want cheating and cucking in your fantasy world.
>>38134991
Yeah that's a good thing, dumb drama for the sake of drama is, always has been, and always will be shit. Not everything needs conflict or a vast range of emotions crammed into it just to be there.

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Last page huh? Have an artwork of a revered Legendary Lescatie Hero.

>> No.38135089

>>38135048
>Yeah that's a good thing
It gives the world a stale feel with just how much of it is safe. I am not against his ntr crusade or happy ending preference but I am less enthusiastic about "his demon lord is on the cusp of winning forever and will fix everything forever" trend.

There are not many blank areas on the map of mge.

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>> No.38135132

>>38134923
It makes sense for Centaurs to be either Greek or otherwise from locations known for horses and traditions of horseback riding.

>> No.38135149

>>38134955
It is an external circumstance. It doesn't manifest through discipline and effort. It happens because the actors have no say in the matter. That lack of agency leaves the actors deprived of meaning. Does it save drama for some couples? Yes. But what do you care about that for? It exists only as a safety net to stop those otherwise would cheat because they have no discipline.

For someone like me who isn't a cheating piece of shit it's not a fair trade at all. Part of what makes a relationship fulfilling is knowing that your partner is choosing to stay by your side. There is no actual loyalty in MGE because the actors have no agency on the matter.

>>38134967
If that's the case and mamano can build their husbands into decent, respectable men then there's even less use for this safety net. It's literally a deterrent against (inter)personal growth because it resolves any and all conflict for you.

>>38134991
>>38135048
And that's a bad thing.

>> No.38135165

>>38135089
>"his demon lord is on the cusp of winning forever and will fix everything forever"

Well it's not like there will be no problems in the world even when Lilith finishes her work. Natural disasters will still need to be monitored and controlled, there will still be rare or difficult to make resources to acquire, mamono realm beasts will still inconvenience farmers, injure hunters, etc.

Frankly if I wanted to imagine living in a fantasy world it wouldn't be one where I had to live my life worrying about some zealot trying to kill me over a misunderstanding, and where any dangerous challenges I faced would be ones of my own choosing.

>> No.38135207

This is the stalest fucking argument against mge at this point. I want to go back to earlier when we were actually having fun discussing the setting and it wasnt tgturds shitting on the setting.

>> No.38135229

I'm not arguing against KC's ntr crusade either. My position is that people shouldn't just automatically be committed and loyal because that completely undercuts the very things that make commitment and loyalty so powerful.

>>38135207
>tgturds
Never even been to tg. Take your meds.

>> No.38135230

>>38135165
>mamono realm beasts
I honestly don't know how much of a problem these are.
>Frankly if I wanted to imagine living in a fantasy world
Yeah, in practice I'm going straight to the local sabbath chapter and probably never leaving but in theory I'd at least like the possibility of a world that isn't as domesticated as ours. Not dangerous, just less explored. If I wanted dangerous i could go to africa or china and get my organs harvested for free.
>>38135207
It's not stale. It would be nice if there was more worldbuilding. Is there even any art of world locations?

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>> No.38135255

>>38135149
>For someone like me who isn't a cheating piece of shit it's not a fair trade at all. Part of what makes a relationship fulfilling is knowing that your partner is choosing to stay by your side. There is no actual loyalty in MGE because the actors have no agency on the matter.

They do choose anon, it's just that afterwards that decision gets reinforced by instinct.

And really, I think given a lot of the situations where KC applies it, this "safety net" is more about preventing things like using magic to force someone to cheat, brainwashing them, etc. any of the common NTR scenarios that KC despises.

Beyond that, I'd say it's not that MGE characters have no say in the matter, but rather they are not given any motivation to cheat simply because their relationship with a spouse is just that good.

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>>38135230
>I honestly don't know how much of a problem these are.

Well they can destroy crops to the extent that the farmers just have to try again next year, and are noted to be dangerous to hunt.

>Not dangerous, just less explored.

Given how big and full of ancient ruins the MGE world is it's fair to say there is a ton of unexplored stuff. That's one of the major things you can do as an adventurer.

>Is there even any art of world locations?

Gaiden 3 has art of locations from most of the different islands in Court Alph.

>> No.38135339

>>38135230
>It's not stale.
Its by far the most common argument made against mge. It goes back and forth with points being shot left and right and in the end no one seems to be fucking happy so its repeated ad naseum.
>It would be nice if there was more worldbuilding. Is there even any art of world locations?
Litterally the world guides and world guide sides but you dicefags are incapable of actually learning or looking up source material apperently. Court alf litterally has images and descriptions of an entire archipelago in mge exploring the life styles and dispositions of its inhabitants. Even going over its religious and spiritual history and ties. Earlier in this very thread we even talked about it.

>> No.38135345

>>38135229
>My position is that people shouldn't just automatically be committed and loyal because that completely undercuts the very things that make commitment and loyalty so powerful.

In a setting where soulmates and love at first sight are a thing though, and beings have abilities that allow them to learn right away the things that in real life require lengthy relationships, doesn't it make sense that commitment and loyalty can happen right away?

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Marry ancient evils.

>> No.38135369

Fuck it. Not waiting for the new thread to change topics off this shitty Enslaved-lite conversation.

Do you think the Sabbath would let you and your waifu just hang out, research, and maybe visit some of the kids? Not that I want to join or have kids right now, but it might be good for my mental health (like visiting puppies at the shelter)

>> No.38135374

You should kidnap single monster girls.

>> No.38135391

>>38135255
>they do choose
Who? The mamano? I'm talking mostly about the men, but I suppose it works both ways. Nothing is ever *that* simple and *that* easy in a relationship, though. Anyway, I think we'll just have to agree to disagree for the most part.

>more about preventing things like magic to force someone to cheat, brainwashing, etc. any of the common NTR scenarios that KC despises
Preventative measures against shit like that is good. Also, something to protect men from being overpowered and raped by thirsty mamano too. I just wish the solution wasn't so comprehensive, and not something that left everything resolved automatically resolved.

>> No.38135392

>>38135367
>>38135374
I should kidnap ancient evils.

>> No.38135399

>>38135369
"Hanging out" is one way they attract new members, so I don't see why not.

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>>38135311
That's some nice octobooba.

>> No.38135415

>>38135374
>Scrawny nerd trying to capture something.
Hah.

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Why are foxes like this?

>> No.38135419

>>38135369
>d let you and your waifu just hang out, research, and maybe visit some of the kids?
> (like visiting puppies at the shelter)
Isn't this just a mixer for them.

>> No.38135433

>>38135229
>My position is that people shouldn't just automatically be committed and loyal because that completely undercuts the very things that make commitment and loyalty so powerful.
Free will is overrated

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Repent or else.

>> No.38135458

>>38135391
>I just wish the solution wasn't so comprehensive, and not something that left everything resolved automatically resolved.

I can appreciate that, but it's not like relationships between monster girls and incubi don't grow over time (a number of magic techniques and such are noted to require the couple have spent a lot of time learning about each other), or that doubts and insecurities never crop up (i.e. the infamous exchange in World Guide 3 between a baphomet and her husband who feels he doesn't deserve her).

>> No.38135459

>>38135369
Im not sure im understanding. If your married to a sabbath girl you would absolutely be allowed to hang out with her. Your her reaearch Onii-chan after all.

>> No.38135465

>>38135415
Would be funny if a really buff monster girl like salamander just went along with it just to see what he will do.

>> No.38135491

Whats better, hip wings, shoulder wings, mid wings? Does it depend on the kind of wing for you?

>> No.38135493

>>38130112
This. If the risk of infidelity is important to you, mamono will smell that desire on your mana and act accordingly. Of course, if you do cheat on your mamono wife, it will eventually just result in two wives, but you still have room for some (possibly simulated) drama in there.

>> No.38135501

>>38135345
I don't mind that. Even in the real world there are cases akin to that. Some couples make great fits while others don't. It shouldn't happen all the time, though.

>>38135369
It must be difficult difficult being as autistic as you.

>>38135458
Can you name some such techniques so I can look into them? That sounds interesting.

>> No.38135516

>>38130560
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/62417170/

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>>38135491
Big wings.

>> No.38135533

>>38135493
>ntr simulator so you can pretend you have a choice.
How many levels of wish fulfiment is this?

>> No.38135535

>>38135459
We aren't in the Sabbath, but their resources could be useful to us.
And on a separate note, people watching is relaxing and a good way to get out more and relax, so the Sabbath might be good for that. I think.

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>> No.38135574

>>38135491
Hip wings, if only one set.

>> No.38135576

>>38135529
Monet got what she deserved

>> No.38135582

>>38135491
Multiple large fluffy wings to wrap around me with thanks.

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>>38135501
>Can you name some such techniques so I can look into them? That sounds interesting.

A lot of stuff involving riding wyverns seems to involve this, though there aren't any specifics in the profile. Also, techniques like proper use of "Synchronized Mana Breathing" between a dark esquire and their spouse. http://monstergirlsredux.com/viewtopic.php?f=41&t=1845

>> No.38135600

>>38135491
Around the hip area make the most sense, since they could be used to fly.

>> No.38135606

>>38135491
Shoulder wings for those meant to be amazing fliers, hip wings for sexy purposes.

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Impregnate vampires.

>> No.38135621

>>38135614
Instructions unclear, impregnated a mosquito

>> No.38135636

>>38135614
She spilled that on purpose and now she wants me to clean it up?!

Well if she insists...

>> No.38135644

Form gives rise to function, so function should influence form. Hence wing anatomy should be comparable to other appendages.
I'd have to think about it, but headwings are the worst. I think I like back/shoulder wings more, but I'd need to consider more closely the anatomy of multi-arm girls. Which KC hasn't made yet...
>>38135529
This. Avians and other flying species should have wings just about large enough to facilitate flight (maybe 2/3rds so they aren't fuckhuge).
Succubi can get away with magical levitation for their tiny butt wings, but high ranking ones should have big wings.

>> No.38135645

>>38135636
>Anon brings her household paper.

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>> No.38135700

>>38135614
If my waifu wasn't the species she is, she'd probably be a vampire.
>sharp teeth
>commanding presence and influence
>good sense of fashion/aesthetics
I just like my girls a bit more monstrous

>> No.38135719

>>38135606
>hip wings for sexy purposes.
Why are Hip wings so god damn sexy.

>> No.38135720

>>38135700
What species is she?

>> No.38135768

What is the alp limit?

>> No.38135778

>>38135768
six

>> No.38135781

>>38135720
She's like a vampire, but is fashionable even when wearing less. She is less fussy over class, but arguably more fussy overall, even if she tries to hide it. She is intelligent, with good foresight and an eye for detail. That should be more than enough hints.

>> No.38135793

>>38133061
>but rather that she became a member of the genus Baphomet because his body structure was close to Baphomet'
Why not put her in satyros Family?

>> No.38135802

>>38135781
wight?

>> No.38135814

>>38135719
Well just imagining how much they can exaggerate hip movements is crazy, plus the extra balance they provide.

>> No.38135816

So would "evil" monster girls get really mad if I don't let them monolog or just defeat them using trickery?

>> No.38135857

Best skin color for an undead?

>> No.38135860

But I wanted to post more pictures of cute succs...

>> No.38135868

>>38135793
Satyros are beasts, while Baphomet and Krampus are demonic beasts. Taxonomy necessitates Family come before Genus.

>> No.38135882

>>38135857
Gray or white. Depending on what kind.

>> No.38135889

>>38135802
Does a Wight have a commanding presence and sharp teeth?

>> No.38135899

>>38135614
her mouth is comically tiny

>> No.38135933

>>38135889
yes

>> No.38136011

Wouldn't >>38135933
Do she byte?

>> No.38136107

Hello?

>> No.38136112

>>38135933
Well my waifu isn't a Wight. She dislikes nobility, and her aesthetics are usually closer to the Lich (what with the floating around naked and barefoot)

>> No.38136165

>>38136107
Hi, how are ya?

>> No.38136172

>>38136107
que querio , mi lon?

>> No.38136218

>>38136172
yo quiero un tigre linda

>> No.38136267

>>38136107
Szia
Ahoj

>> No.38136307

What happens if a human gives a dragon an ultimatum saying he won’t fuck her until she gets in the car

>> No.38136315

I just posted a picture of the most sexy MG you have ever seen. You are now ejaculating.

>> No.38136350

>>38136315
Uwaaahhh!

>> No.38136426

>>38136112
Gazer?

>> No.38136477

>>38136315
UOOOHHH

>> No.38136503

Imagine a dragon
now imagine a lamia
Now imagine mad hatter
Now imagine jesus you sick fuck
Now imagine what kind of monstergirl would be best to X
Can X out do Y?
what if the next exciting episode of DBZ comes but we find out nothing?

>> No.38136526

>>38136426
Yes. My waifu is the categorically best girl that hits on several top-tier tastes.

>> No.38136527

Foxgirls are a weird polarising monster in these threads

>> No.38136568

>>38136315
Nice try, but I’m not weak willed monsterbait, your gonna have to have a greentext to go along with it to break me

>> No.38136574

>>38136527
Overrated, with multiple annoying memes attached. Second to succubi for bad end shenanigans such as mindbreak and dryfish.
On the other hand, the sometimes get portrayed as cute and innocent.

>> No.38136575

>>38136527
You saying I like dudes?

>> No.38136609

>>38134527
I prefer mine to be hard party drunks

>> No.38136636

>>38136527
I prefer dragons

>> No.38136655

>>38136527
Yes, still gonna post em because I like foxes

>> No.38136661

>>38136655
Byt y tho?

>> No.38136684

>>38136527
I just wanna suck some demon tail while getting my cuck sucked by said demon.

>> No.38136689

>>38136527
Kitsune-tsuki are nice.

>> No.38136725

>>38136661
kyoot

>> No.38136749

>>38136568
>be anon
>browse 4monster
>all the monsters post nudes of themselves to tempt boys into giving out their address
>but you're too cool for that
>shitposting about how lamia cloaca when you see her
>the most beautiful girl
>perfect
>no flaws
>a slice of heaven on your computer screen
>cum in your pantalones on the spot to the sight of http://imgbox.com/Vv5wgI8W

>> No.38136754

>>38136661
They are classic monster girls, often have traits I like, and have many nice pictures

>> No.38136785

>>38136749
would

>> No.38136861

>>38136749
Siths aren't the worst. Like them better than stuff like onis, bogeys, and cows.

>> No.38136887

>>38136749
Cait sith is cuter but cu sith still has a fluffy chest, I guess. It's got the same general appeal as a flat chest, very different.

Boobs are just globs of fat in the end and nicer to look at then feel. Fur does not have this issue.

>> No.38136927

>>38122171
Does anyone remember what specific part of WG3 this was in?

>> No.38136931

>>38136887
But breasts make the perfect pillows.

>> No.38136941

>>38136927
Yeah

>> No.38136947

>>38136931
So do thighs.

>> No.38136954

>Live in a place that gets winter.
>Shortstack dwarf girls are right hope outside and the winter girls like the Glacies and ice queens get to wear jeans and 'cool' clothing they can't use during the summer.
>Meanwhile the Girtablilu is shivering outside in a puffy jacket, little 'boots' on the bottom of her feet, and giant mittens on her claws.

Some girls just aren't built for the cold.

>> No.38136956

>>38136941
tell me or I will curse you to be captured by dark elves when the portals open

>> No.38136968

>>38136956
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