Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Chaturday.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46805406
Yup, it's Caturday!

[Anonymous No.]

Koturday.

[Anonymous No.]

Do the needful sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46805424
I would do it all weekend.

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Would a bogie use puns extensively, or is it more of a cheshire thing?

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Caturday

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>>46805451
Bogies would do it because they genuinely love puns.
Cheshires would do it because they are purple cats powered by HATE.
Which is why Cheshire is Best Girl.

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Have you guys even tried to give HUMAN women a chance?

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>>46791639
>>46792603
>Foolish Anon visits a MAHJONG parlor in the heart of the market because of your dad's last advice before moving out of the countryside to MGC (he'll be making six figures once he hits them with a double yakuman in no time)
>The room is only lit by candles and it looks like there's about 5 or 6 full tables, not that you can see them very well with how thick the smoke and incense is
>Channeling the inner Akagi that you know you have, Game Master Anon boldly walks to the one table with an open 4th and pulls out a chair, the room goes dead silent as the eyes of all kinds of MG's burrow into the back of your head
>To his left is a red Oni with visible scars and a bottle of some indiscernible brown liquer, she looked at you in surprise for a moment before getting back to chugging the seemingly endless bottle
>To your right is an Inari in a floral red kimono who ignores you entirely, reminding you of that time you farted in an elevator with 3 other people back in the day
>And directly across from you is the source of half of the smog in the room, a serious Nuarihyon with an eyepatch and an oversized, ostentatious gold pipe who stares you dead in the eyes before setting the tiles
>The rest of the room goes back to talking and playing amongst themselves and you start setting up your pieces, you figure keeping quiet is the best way to avoid spilling spaghetti
>Justifying the now dangerous looking course of action, you figure that these monster women might have experiencce under their belt, but you watched not only Akagi, but the first 30 minutes of a three and a half hour YouTube tutorial!
>"You have a lot of gall, challenging the boss at the high roller's table. Just who are you?"
>You turn around and see that the Kunoichi speaking to you already placed their soft hand on your shoulder from behind without you even noticing
>WWAD? Bluff! You quickly and cooly remark that the 'dragon head' (whatever that means) will play games with whoever he likes
>"Oh, really? Then this should be interesting" the smoker infront proclaims as the ninja behind you at first grabs your other shoulder, then eventually gets their arms wrapped in silk cloth comfortable around your shoulder and neck as everyone finishes setup
Anon! What did you get yourself into!?

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>>46805511
See? THIS is why I love Cheshires. Look at her, just jumping in with a leading shitpost so that she can rile up the new thread. Enjoy your (Yous), Miss Chesh! You've earned them.

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>>46805466

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>And it happened that on the dawn of her 17th birthday, Second Daughter was given a silly hat made of paper and offered sweet things on which to feast, as is tradition. There was much jubilation in the nest, for it is not every day that a young Mantis reaches this threshold, the age of maturity, the age at which each young Mantis must seek out in the world out yonder a Namer of Names so that she may then take up for herself a proper name, to replace that moniker by which she had been known since birth.
So begins the next story I will write. It is a story with Mantis cuddles in it.

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>>46805553
Can it also have Dr. Mantis Toboggan in it?

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>>46805511
No, I must monsterize my pets.

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>>46805566
I have no idea what that means!

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>>46805483
I've always imagined bogies to use more flowery and refined speech, and their puns would stand out even more because of that.
>It would seem as if the culprit has left a quite a few of their black feathers right here, as they beat a hasty retreat through this small and rather dingy-looking window. It was indeed a crime... most fowl.

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Yup, c'est le chaturday

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>>46805483
I honestly thought that Cheshires would be more about making snarky comments that actually doing honest to god puns.

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>>46805844
Better ask about it in the next q&a.

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>>46805406
She's so unbearably smug that I feel the urge to shove that damn baguette so damn far up her-

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>>46805928
You can just say you want to shove your baggette up her croissant

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>>46805406

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Caturday!

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>>46806299
What a scary place to be
If she kicks...

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>>46806458
>What a scary place to be
Only if you don't know what you're doing... or why you're doing it.

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do spiders have butts?
no, not their big spider butts and spinarettes and epigenes (although they are cute), I mean cheeks I can jiggle.

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>>46806546
Spides, snakes, horses. None of them have human butts.

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>grab bunyip by her tail and try to throw her out of the arena
>she curls into the shape of a boomerang and flies back towards you

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>>46806562
https://files.catbox.moe/tnj9y8.jpg
however

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>>46805511
Human girls are for corrupting.

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>>46806626
>corrupting
But that's more like fixing or upgrading

[Anonymous No.]

>>46806546
Some do, but getting to said butts may be a challenge.

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>>46805451
Feels like there would be a difference in their approach.
Cheshire would go for the most obvious puns just to annoy you and because it's funny to her.
Bogie would make a more complicated pun because she appreciates the art of it and because she wants to make you laugh.
So the memekot would more or less do like that
>He didn't stand a ghost of a chance
pic, while Bogie would do something like
>points at a noble
>"Oh, this one is more highly bred than a hilltop bakery"

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>>46806600
Every artist has their own interpretation on it.

But anatomically speaking, for a lamia's biology to make any sense and function, she cannot have a human butt.

The sheer amount of meat they need to consume to power their large frame as a carnivore requires a large digestive tract. They'd need to be able to at least swallow a pig or sheep in one go with ease, probably even larger animals, to survive. Containing that to the human half and ending the digestive tract at where the human butt would be if she had one just isn't feasible. The tail of a lamia would have to house the majority of her digestive tract.

Now the downside to this is, she's likely not gonna want to do anything or move much after eating a large meal for a couple days at least. So be prepared for a lazy snake after eating. The upside is that with the digestive tract, and by extension, the endocrine tract being at the end of the tail, a lamia's vagina, which we know would be in the human position, would be exceptionally clean and sanitary when compared to a human woman or any other monster girl with a more similar biology to humans; as you wouldn't have urine or fecal particles and making their way to the vagina and causing a foul smell. This same fact would be true for a centaur's front vagina.

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>>46806682
>Some do
because Crab can't fucking draw a girl without a butt, he even retconned Miia into having a butt like five chapters into the manga

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>>46806682
>cuckspider
Delete this shit

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>>46806337
Bug and Automaton Mamono WERE THIS CLOSE to defeating the Helldivers! If only PlayStation pushed through with that required PSN account update! Then so many Bug Anons' insect daughterus would've gotten their Helldiver husbands!

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>>46806717
That was drawn by KC so what you are saying is funny in more than one way.

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>>46806745
>That was drawn by KC
BEFORE it turned out she's a cuckspider
What, do you expect KC to try and remove all mention of him ever doing now?

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>>46806745
>that was drawn by KC
Even he isn't an expert in anatomy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46806776
>BEFORE it turned out she's a cuckspider
what happened?

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>>46806717
>>46806776
>cuckspider
I stopped following Monster Musume after the first few volumes. I got too salty that Miia was denied her monogamous relationship with Darling with the constant adding of new girls. Can someone enlighten me to what she actually did to get this moniker?

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Lack of correction can lead to smug maids. If your maid
>Frequently places her hands on her hips
>Has drill hair
>Laughs an inappropriate amount of time
>Goes OOOHOHOHO
It may already be too late. Watch out for these warning signs and help keep kikis cute and demure.

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>>46806798
I do hope the spider part is obvious enough, and the 'cuck'... well, should be self-evident too.

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>>46806721
It's still blocked in countries that don't support PSN, which means they're still planning to force PSN. At least we still have DRG.

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>>46806709
Thank you for the scientific answer. Have a grapesnek.

I will just say they evolved the human butt for courtship and attracting males, although as you say it doesn't serve a normal function.

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>>46805406
>>46805928
un chat fantastique

[Anonymous No.]

110% cat.

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>>46806830

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>>46806826
>which means they're still planning to force PSN
And that surprises you why, exactly? Of course they do. Did you honestly believe that a bunch of autists screeching AFTER they bought the game would make Sony stop?

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>>46806805
>If your maid
>Has drill hair
Then she's mining automaton, and not a maid.

[Anonymous No.]

Do cows have butts?
Do cats have butts?
Do trolls have butts?
Do hatters have butts?
Yes. Obviously. And they are made to sit on your face

[Anonymous No.]

>>46806852
She's a RETIRED mining automaton, and I hired her as a maid because she looks good in a maid outfit.

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>>46806828
As long as there's no thigh gap, it could possibly work. It'd just be two cushions of fat like the breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46806874
No hole though.

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>>46806870
>Be anon
>Prioritize butts above all else in monster partner
>Specifically picks a species that lacks any butts
Many such cases.

Also, you're forgetting p'orcs. They most definitely have nice rear ends.

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>>46806873
>She's a RETIRED mining automaton
She dug too deep? Or was she tired of hearing about the IRONy of a metal automaton mining for IRON?

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>>46806805
That's why you need to anal your kiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46806902
I've tried and she just laughs at me because my penis is too small to make past her giant booty to her butthole.

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>>46806776
>BEFORE it turned out she's a cuckspider
Huh?

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>>46806776
Yes given that he gets saltier over Lot’s Wife over shit he can’t control.

>>46806798
Nothing, it’s just that Darling’s relationship with the various girls has gone basically nowhere while the world has moved on and even has married couples and guys with monster gfs they’re sexually intimate with.

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>>46806887
Meaty porc butt meant for hip checking other porc butts in contests of strength

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>>46806889
>Hire mining automaton as a meido
>She gets to work cleaning
>A couple days in, she starts work on the basement
>Her sensors going off like crazy
>"Master Anonymous. I must inform you that my metal detection sensors are alerting me to the presence of metal beneath your house."
>"There is a 97.5442% likelihood of a conductive metal beneath the northeast corner of your house."
>"Would you like me to run a further analysis?"
>After a few minutes, she reports her findings.
>"Master Anonymous. It appears, there's a moderately-sized deposit of processed gold approximately 7' 4" deep."
>"Would you like me to retrieve the processed gold?"

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>>46805424
Heh, she called herself "the needful." Silly cat.

>>46806660
Well, yes, but it's no fun of it doesn't sound sinister.

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>>46806798
>Can someone enlighten me to what she actually did to get this moniker?
Fucks around with other girls and boys while being, plot-wise, still part of the harem

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>>46806838
It's both sad and funny how KC literally doomed 2 girls by drawing them as kemono.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46807101
Stop slandering my wife and the other one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46807117
Kill yourself, micky boy

[Anonymous No.]

Manticorsair
>A pirate I was meant to be
>Spine the men and tail pussy

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>>46806721
It wasn't Sony, the Arrowhead CM that got fired was the one that let slip that they begged Sony to implement it to streamline the ban process, and the CEO admitted that they willfully kept customers in the fark about it.
Sony is a terrible company, but in this instance they only thing they're guilty of is not doing enough research, as it was them who had Steam pull the game from the affected countries and greenlit unlimited playtime refunds.

On topic: name one monster girl that wouldn't be weak to anal.

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>>46807127
Bat cat needs pregnancy correction!

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>>46807136
>name one monster girl that wouldn't be weak to anal.
Bogie.

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>>46807101
It's MGE, there's something for everyone. Not just the /mon/ milieu

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Lamia types have human asses because it's an important part of sex appeal, simple as.

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>>46807148
As in she doesn't enjoy it, or as in she enjoys it immensely and will ruin you instead with her ass.

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>>46807158
>as in she enjoys it immensely and will ruin you instead with her ass.
This. Bogie is big, flexible and athletic. That butt is a menace.

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>>46806805
Soon she will feel
That her nightmares are real

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>Shaving your centaur wife's tail while she's sleeping so you can rehair your violin bow

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>>46807148
>>46807176
But Bogie is an almost textbook "weak to anal"-type.

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>>46807212
How so?

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>>46807212
I strongly disagree.

Bogie is not weak to any sexual pleasure. In fact, if there's any monster in MGE that isn't weak to anything. It's bogie.

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>>46807136
Lich unless you break her phylactery, but you wouldn't do that, would you?

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>>46807219
>as anon makes this post, bogie stands behind him and pats him on his head lovingly and calls him a good boy

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I once watched a Bogie pull a large number of silk hankerchiefs, tied into a rope, out of her mouth.
She then used that rope to lasso a depressed-looking boy and pull him, face first, into her tits.
Funniest shit I've ever seen.

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>>46807239
Exactly my point. Not weak to anything.

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>>46807215
>tall
>imposing
>evil or boss woman
W E A K

[Anonymous No.]

>>46807267
Bogie is only imposing if you're afraid of clowns. She's the cutest and sweetest.

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Bogie makes a woopie cushion noise when she sits on your face

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>>46805536
0 ATK
0 DEF
0 DEX
0 INT
99 LUCK
Time to game

[Anonymous No.]

Clowns stink. You think those outfits are breathable?

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>>46806958
Cat's gotta scratch. Let the maid excavate your basement and turn the house into Moria

[Anonymous No.]

>>46807397
>Clowns stink
I have it on good authority that they don't.

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>>46807397
It's impossible for clowns to sink, they all float down there.

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>>46807397
No, but they’re plenty breedable.

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>>46806958
>processed gold
Wait a minute, who processed it?

[Anonymous No.]

Need refreshing snake hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46807397
Clown stink good.

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>>46807397
Clowns don't stink, but they do smell a bit funny.

[Anonymous No.]

I need a snake to look at me like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>46807539
Show penus and testiculr

[Anonymous No.]

apophis has pretty jewelry

[Anonymous No.]

Is it morally wrong for a sigle father to have sex with his monsterized daughter?

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DED

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>>46807791
We got clowned on.

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You have two cows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46807975
But I want to fuck a gargoyle...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46807975
I understand this reference.

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>>46807988
>>46808009
Don't give engagement to the /vg/spammer.

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The bunny yokai are too smug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uiq7qzUgUc

[Anonymous No.]

>>46808127
We already have a bad enough issue with image repetition to be picky.

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Mus

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ogres are misunderstood.
people think they are some of the most dangerous, viscious, rapey, angry, aggressive monsters around.
this is a falsehood.
they are THE most dangerous, vicious, rapey, angry, aggressive monsters aorund

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posable action figures

[Anonymous No.]

Why are hags like this?

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>>46808231
She's the most popular girl on koturday!

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>>46808212
>image repetition
Lol. The spambot keeps dumping the same images every thread, and almost all of it are characters from some chinese gacha game that are so generic they might as well be AI-generated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46808294
you think he'd already know tha- oh, right.

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>>46808294
Good thing that janny tranny does his job and cleans this spam up!

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Happy Caturday, anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46808337
UHHHHHHHHHH IS THAT A?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46808362
oh i know that one. it's a cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>46808379
It sure is, it's even best cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46808212
16 months and counting, Mick. Still as impotent and worthless as ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46808362
Hakutaki? More like PLAPutaku.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46808388
Hi.

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>>46808391
Hakutaku are for having rough breeding sex with their favorite student.

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>>46808244
I have a bunch of plamo. A Toy Story situation could be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46808405
Still havent graduated from kiddy scribbles? You'll never enter the gallery at this rate, mick!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46808337
Hehe nipple

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>>46808408
Rough? I was thinking more about something nice and slow.
There is certain allure in being tender with haku-sensei. Partly because she is so cool and sophisticated, but also because she still is a minotaur.

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>>46808501
This is what happens when milk magic courses are made free by the estate

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>>46808546
Whose estate? I'd like to thank them for their contributions to society.

[Anonymous No.]

you will be sucked

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>>46808546
is it easier to teach a jub magic or turn a magic lady into a jub?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46808561
Seeing that it's a Jub obviously Wonderland

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>>46808567
Yes, but WHOSE? Is the Queen of Hearts finally doing something right? Has Anon misunderstood the difference between "state" and "estate?" Should Sensei be notified?

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>>46808564
Fine by me.

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>>46808588
>Is the Queen of Hearts finally doing something right?
The Queen of Hearts is directly responsible for the creation of the Hatter, her rule has been flawless from the start.

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>>46808612
Indubitably

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>>46808612
Also wonderworm so I can't be mad at her, but she still runs the most /d/ land of the all so I feel entitled to take shots at her.

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>>46808624
she could use a little correction, maybe

[Anonymous No.]

do Cu Sith have cookie?

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>>46808619
ANAL the hatter right on the tea table.

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>>46808588
>Is the Queen of Hearts finally doing something right?
She sponsoring the most successful gaping team in history, which is great considering the amount of raw talented monsters she has at her disposal

[Anonymous No.]

I wish to be an ass slave to cheshire and miss hatter.
Sandwiched between their cheeks, lapping away at their butts.

[Anonymous No.]

why doesn't the Irishman just go to /ic/ for a few months, become a competent kemono artist, and then come back and draw his cait siths beyond a 5th grade level?

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>>46808687
Sounds like a big booty tea party

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>>46808696
>why doesn't the Irishman just put in actual effort
he's mentally ill that's why

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>>46808546
i want to make cursed items/equipment(cow)

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Luv mouse

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>>46808939
I swear this game got popular for like 5 minutes and now hardly anyone talks about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46808939
The Trouble With Sassy Elves That Keep Sneaking Into My Bedroom

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https://imgbox.com/g/j2IL8ySURv
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 50. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/uPSgmDE6

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html

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>>46809044
evil wurm took the cookies from the cookie jar

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>>46809044
>first new image is a Russian-speaking Alp
why do they love Alps so much, lmao

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>>46809141
Alp deserve love

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>>46809141
Because it's the dedicated alp artist on their monster QnA russian facebook group. They usually have an artist for each girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46807193
>Cutting your flax dryad's ponytail so you can restring your longbow

[Anonymous No.]

Make sure to adopt stays you find
I found this dog and now she's my pet! I named her Fluffy

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>>46809044
I like those anubis and grapesnake pics.

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>>46809174
Why is there a huge old wan in a box in front of my house?

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mothers day approaches
remember to stay indoors, shelter in place and barricade doors/windows

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>>46809188
poor thing must have been abandoned, you will take care of her, right anon?
ignore the fact she looks like your neighbor, pure coincidence

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>>46809200
Does she really count as a neighbour if she lives in a box?

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>>46809208
Of course, be a good neighbor and invite her in

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>>46808129

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>>46809165
Imagine having a dedicated artist for a literal faggot instead of shitposting about a monstergirl lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>46805406
Fat cat

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BEEG dragons

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>>46809358
Too big. Women should cap out at 4 meters tall

[Anonymous No.]

Perfect monster waifu height is when she you can have a standing boobhat.

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>>46809375
Standing naizuri height is the best

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>>46809192
Mother's Day has Ms. Whitehorn in one of her moods again

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>>46809417
>all the little kids making cards for their mums
>she starts making some odd noises

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>Visit Wonderland
>Reject Cheshie's tour (she'll just lead me in wrong ways anyways)
>Give myself a tour
>Find a dormouse sleeping in public
>Sniff the dormouse's sweet scent
>Lick the inside of her mouth
>Grope her if possible
>Repeat with every dormouse I find
>Finish my tour
>Leave Wonderland
>Come home
>Open up locked house
>Find 37 dormice in my house sleeping all about
My only regret is that I didn't molest more mice.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm so tired of random monster girls trying to cure my erectile dysfunction. You can't do shit to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46809532
Dark mages got that shit in the bag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46809554
Baphos do it better

[Anonymous No.]

>>46809177
Apophis? More like ApopASS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46809417
what a friendly neighbor

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>>46809417
>Anon
>remember how you looked at that kid that one time?
>I have an idea to that will let you live out all those paternal fantasies you've bottled up
>just open the door and we'll talk about it

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>>46809561
All monster girls should have a big butt. Even the snakes. And the lolis. And the loli snakes.

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>>46809570
>Apophis calls a private meeting with her council
>informs them that she overheard scribe Anon telling another guy that she had a "double-decker donk-tacular dumptruck"
>asks her spies to find out what he meant believing it to be some sort of code
>decides to punish him personally when she finds out what it really means

[Anonymous No.]

If you like butts on snakes, you never liked snakes in the first place.

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>>46809611
tsuchinoko

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>>46809611
This anon speaks the truth.

If you want butts and a snake, just go for a lizard because that's essentially what you're asking for.

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>>46809560
>>46809532
>>46809554
>Random wandering dark mage shows up
>"I got just what you need"
>starts rummaging through her bag for few phials, all containing liquids in different colors.
>starts mixing them into another phial and places said phial in her cleavage
>shakes the phial with her huge boobs while chanting some spooky spell from her book
>ends in a magical explosion
>hands you the smoking phial.
These dark mages are weird.

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>>46809611
>>46809619
I like snake girls and I also like butts on them.

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>>46809638
On the level of liking spaghetti with ketchup.

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>>46809638
it makes for some pretty cursed character designs

[Anonymous No.]

ok but what if the snake ass has scales on it?

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>>46809567
This is a face you can trust

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to offer a tanuki a profitable transaction.
I slide my tongue up her ass, and in exchange she sits on my face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46809704
would brush coat/undercoat

[Anonymous No.]

>>46809704
That looks suspiciously like the face I've seen in the woods around my camp on still winter nights up in the mountains.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46809710
Isn't that the same thing? I mean one can easily be achieved with the other

[Anonymous No.]

>>46809735
Not necessarily. In this arrangement, she gets a seat and I get a treat.

[Anonymous No.]

woo my request was completed!

where should i upload the topless version?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46809752
Catbox and wikianon will do the rest

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46809752
she cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>46809752
Topless

https://files.catbox.moe/tkeurz.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>46809752
Why is Echidna so cute? Also what artist they drew her nicely

[Anonymous No.]

>>46809752
>>46809777
Impressive

[Anonymous No.]

>>46809783
Bread N Butter

artist takes a while to get a request done, not surprising considering how much it pumps out per week

[Anonymous No.]

>>46809752
Dangerously un-pregnant for an echidna this close to mother's day

[Anonymous No.]

>>46809752
i'd delve her dungeon

[Anonymous No.]

>>46809752
May i ask what artist you commissioned it from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46809805
i dont know anon,those tits look pretty ready to feed a children or three

[Anonymous No.]

>>46809812
>>46809803
here

https://www.patreon.com/user/posts?u=63751519

[Anonymous No.]

>>46809813
i think about that lil orthrus sometimes
you need an echnida if you want to go over 100% completion rate

[Anonymous No.]

>>46809655
>he doesn't want to anal the msgk Apophis

[Anonymous No.]

>>46809842
That's what the cloaca is for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46809826
STOP THINKING AND START DOING!

[Anonymous No.]

does the art fairy or write fairy lewd you?
kind of hard to take her seriously. not only is she tiny, but she is also a creative nerd and I'm sorry I just can't imagine them being able to do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46809853
lonely and single echidnas get scary around mothers day

[Anonymous No.]

>>46809876
Its their fault for making the dungeon WAY too hardcore for the normal adventurer

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46809861
She doesn't lewd me. I wouldn't lewd me.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that normal human women can be turned into an Echidna via a ritual, so go and convince your childhood friend to join the snake cult!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46809912
i joined the snake cult for the group hugs and potluck dinner

[Anonymous No.]

>>46809044
HRNG

[Anonymous No.]

>>46809946
That's actually from last week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46808432
The gallery is filled with shitty scribbles though.
that's not it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46809946
bountiful harvest

[Anonymous No.]

>>46809950
SOUL

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46809961
I have no soul so I can't understand.

[Anonymous No.]

[HIDDEN]
>pic related
[DETECTED]
[CAUTION]
[DANGER]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46809961
>>46810023
I gave mine to a demon, she cooks dinner and gives me smooches though so I think its a fair trade.

[Anonymous No.]

https://exhentai.org/g/2915989/a240938210/
I can't believe that the lolibaba finally got pregnant, but considering those massive loads it was eventually going to happen. I guess this is the best present that you can give to your grandmomster.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46810103
I'm waiting for what will happen to other grandmomster

[Anonymous No.]

>>46810069
i think your bed is haunted

[Anonymous No.]

>>46810069
Nice, you even got a tailpussy model!

[Anonymous No.]

>Mother's Day is coming up
>Perfect time to make fun of single mamono on 4mon
>The usual stuff, "I'm a single man, you'll never find love, etc."
>Give out your address since you're moving out tomorrow
>Thread flips the fuck out, but what do you care?
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>46810156
Man, this series has been such a guilty pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

Choose the form of the destructor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46810239
>But you're already here!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46810239
Gove me harpy Samus miss phantom

[Anonymous No.]

>>46810214
I like that such cute Orcs are getting some love specially since they are of the P'orc variety.
I didn't liked the Elf episode that much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46810190
Yeah, I think they come standard nowadays. If you want one of the 6 arms succs though that's gonna cost you 1.5 souls.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are elves so unpopular here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46810261
They are posted almost as much as foxes though.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't trust elves.
I especially don't trust the ones big enough to boob hat you, or stuff you inside those weird green elf clothes to mindbreak between their tits.
But most of all I don't trust their pointy ears. They are just unnatural.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46810261
I just think they're boring. An elf is basically a human woman with pointy ears, after all. Post MONSTER girls, not monster GIRLS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46810287
You're the boss.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46810287
>Post MONSTER girls
Nigga stop before you unleash more evil on this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>46810329
He already samefagged to post furshit, he knows what he's doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46810329
I was hoping we'd get, like, bugs and sneks. Not... that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46810348
>ugly bug girls
>not cute beast girls
What is the problem here, exactly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46809861
>read a story on the internet about a write fairy who gets sick of her man-slut neighbor's teasing and forces herself on him
>can't help but notice that the numbers on the fictional houses are only one off each from you and your leanan sidhe neighbor's houses
>remember all those weird looks she gave you while you were mowing the lawn or talking to the other monster neighbors

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46810440
>A rat with chemicals
Hmmm

[Anonymous No.]

>>46810261
The same reason why vampires are hardly talked about past that one waifufag. They're boring design-wise. Except in the case of Elves you trade the pointed teeth and outdated fashion sense for ears that could be used for daggers and chip on their shoulder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46810455
I have the impression vampires, and the other high tier undead, get talked about relatively often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46810464
Doesn't change the fact that vampires are boring ( to me ). Wights and Liches get talked about more often it feels like as well, and Jiangshi tends to get some love whenever memes involving them being cute get posted.

But then again Jiangshi are always cute.

[Anonymous No.]

the monster girl definition argument is tired and boring.
the only "definition" we should be talking about is the definition on miss oni's muscle!
holy shit, look at those abs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46810480
Meh; wrong number of legs. Should be 0 or at least 6.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46810480
Can onis even be considered monsters? I think they're too cute to be considered monstrous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46810493
Oni are untamed viscous animals

[Anonymous No.]

>>46810470
I should recognize this style but I'm drawing a blank.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46810504
They change their tune when they have all the sake they want, a full bowl, and a comfy bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46810455
>The same reason why vampires are hardly talked about past that one waifufag
LMAO he's still mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46810504
>scarf
>5'7"
If by "viscous" you mean "huge dork," then yes, she is quite the "viscous" animal.

[Anonymous No.]

i will step on the snake

[Anonymous No.]

>First day of high school
>First period
>Teacher walks in, she's a demon
>She introduces herself as Dominique Beaumont, Ms. Beaumont to you all
>She's very professional, no lewd comments or other common monsterisms
>Though she seems to have singled you out for some reason and asks you to see her at the end of the day as the period ends
>When you return to her classroom after school, she instructs you to close the door behind you
>In front of her is a piece of parchment, and she spins it around to show it to you
>It's a marriage contract
>She gets up from her chair and walks around her desk, sidling up behind you
>She whispers in your ear, "If you sign it, I'll let you call me your Dommy Mommy"
>She even wraps her tail around your thigh

[Anonymous No.]

>>46810515
Doumou.

>>46810531
No, I'm just stating that it's rare for vampires to be talked about in the positive same as Elves but nice try.

[Anonymous No.]

What’s anal with a lamia like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46810537
This but with a snake. It can't be that hard to find one into that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46810552
It's not anal--she doesn't have a butt. It's her cloaca!
Sorry, Tengu-san.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46810552
Like fucking a girl in the asshole but she's 7 meters away at the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>46810552
Much like the other girls, ignore the animal fuckers trying to convince you otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

snekdingers butt

[Anonymous No.]

Topheavy horses

[Anonymous No.]

>>46810552
A bit tight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46810578
Good horse like this deserves a human to relieve her of such burden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46810541
Thanks, found it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46810578
they are beasts of burden and well suited to handle it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46810561
She's only a tengu if she has a hat on

[Anonymous No.]

>>46810470
It's true that Vampires are the most boring undead, without a doubt. Nothing can beat the charm of a good old Zombie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46810540
>Dommy Mommy
That has to be right now one of the most normalfags therms that can get thrown around here

[Anonymous No.]

>>46810690
They're one of the most boring, but the most boring has to go to Skeletons.

[Anonymous No.]

Crawling onto a big batcat lap and falling asleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>46810705
I rather a big batcat would crawl onto my lap and fall asleep

[Anonymous No.]

Batcats are DORKS

[Anonymous No.]

wear a shirt that says batcat bait and then find a batcat and tell her you are batcat bait and then kiss her when her guard is down

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna turn the batcat into a fatbatcat

[Anonymous No.]

>>46810690
That's why I do kickflips over my crotchety old vampire neighbor and drink a bunch of cool sodas in front of her while I tell her how lame she is.

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna get giantess vored by a bat cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>46810715
>manticore kneading your legs before resting her head on them
>purring extra loud when you start scratching in her ears

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Need me a cheshire cat

[Anonymous No.]

If I get defeated by a Lizardman or a Salamander in a duel, I am shamed, and they will have to watch as I end my life with my own blade to regain my honor and end my shame. It is the warrior's way. The culture of the warrior cannot change. It is better that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46810849
>The will-o-the-wisp that hired them to challenge you is gleefully clapping in the distance.

[Anonymous No.]

I need an evil wife
Bare minimum of evil is littering (and cleaning it up 5 mins later cause she feels bad)

[Anonymous No.]

>>46810878
Not evil enough. World domination or NOTHING.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46810692
That right also comes free with every demon marriage. Silly offer to make, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46810820
There's been an error in shipping, sir. You in fact have been shipped SIX cheshires.
NO REFUNDS

[Anonymous No.]

>>46810917
>6 cheshires to make absolutely abhorrent posts on 4mon with
Yes please!

[Anonymous No.]

We Are In The Endgame Now

[Anonymous No.]

>>46810958
It was Cheshires, not Infinity Stones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46810958
The rapegame

[Anonymous No.]

>>46810984
My favorite game to play with minos on the farm

[Anonymous No.]

>>46810992
*minors

[Anonymous No.]

I could hit a home run off any monster pitcher

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Werewolves do not have large breasts, they are dogs and not cows so they cannot have large breasts, they are all small and flat chested, it's true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46811090
This seems like a sabbath trick.
Last time I went out into the woods I found huge wolf tits pushed into my face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46810930
You won't be able to reset your router fast enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46811103
It was a fox who dyed her hair grey/brown to trick you.

[Anonymous No.]

foxes cant beat me
i took the mofu vaccine

[Anonymous No.]

>>46811231
Nobody tell him

[Anonymous No.]

>>46811001
Care to wager yourself? I hear that the kakuen pitcher from the next town over throws a real heater

[Anonymous No.]

>>46811231
The "mofu vaccine" is just a way for the Danuki Occupationl Government to inject tracking chips into single men. It doesn't actually do anything to deter foxes. Wake up sheeple!

[Anonymous No.]

>Have a Kunoichi maid
>You're the only one who has ever seen her
>Everyone is convinced that you just have some weird machismo hang-up about being seen as a good homemaker
>Your maid takes extreme delight in this and constantly appears directly behind any guests you have just to make an obscene gesture at you and then vanish as soon as said guest realizes you're not paying attention

[Anonymous No.]

>>46811231
>>46811300
>Occupationl
* Occupational
I bet the danukis did that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46811301
No one else can see my beautiful wife?

[Anonymous No.]

I love gacha images i love gacha images i love gacha images

[Anonymous No.]

>>46811301
>unsure if friend got an eldrich wife and went insane or there's actually a kunoichi in his house

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46811419
Is this a dog or a cat?

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that the salamanders don't actually have secret bloodline techniques.
Thats just propaganda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46811434
i didn't bring my cat detector but that does look like a lion's tail. at least in shape

[Anonymous No.]

>>46811277
She's going to be pretty sad when I hit the ball out of the park

[Anonymous No.]

>>46811439
I'll call her a stinking mutt and if she gets mad then we'll know for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

You come across several Order Soldiers who have managed to overpower a Bapho and break her scythe before binding her wrists with rope. You see them kicking her around and poking her with their swords and halberds to make her jump and squeal for fun while laughing out loud, all the while they prepare a pyre to burn her with.

What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46811487
walk up to them, shake their hands and thank them for their service, and the wander off to find an adult monster to fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>46811487
Help them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46811487
Sneakily steal their wood. Rescue the baphomet when they go to look for it and have her introduce me to Marune.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46810561
Cloaca in bio

[Anonymous No.]

>>46811487
Sneak a shrinking potion into the bapho's mouth while they're not looking, quickly put her in my pocket, and act surprised with them as they find out they lost her. Then help them search for her as to not look suspicious. And then, once more help arrives to find her, let them thank me for my service as I take my leave.

Then, I take her home with me in my pocket. Let the shrinking potion slowly wear off, but as it wears off and she slowly gains her normal height, I bind her up myself such that she can't get away. I then use her as a body pillow for the night and play with her hair and puni-puni paw pads and maybe even lick parts of her body. Then in the morning, I ask if she wants to stay. If she does, I lewd her. If she doesn't, she has to eat all the eggs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46810480
God I want to fuck an oni so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46811601
the surgeon general doesn't recommend it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46811601
I don't think I could. Alcohol smells gross

[Anonymous No.]

A bunch of dumb Lizardmen or Orcs with their shitty swords and hammers are no match for an Order Heavy Tank with a 120mm cannon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46811706
Recommendation or no recommendation, I just can't resist the allure of a big, strong, shapely, red-skinned horned woman with tasteful amount of muscle definition, especially if she's wearing that traditional clothing. My lust for oni would be most likely enough to overpower any sort of apprehension or embarrassment I would feel trying to approach her, so I would just go in and tell her she's hot right out of the gate.

[Anonymous No.]

>"My heart is ice cold, human. Far too cold for the likes of you. If you touch me, you'll freeze to death..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>46811797
>call her a dork
>walk away
got em

[Anonymous No.]

>>46811797
the important thing is non-stop ice puns

[Anonymous No.]

>>46811300

[Anonymous No.]

Mother's day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46811950
Impregnating your wife on mother's day vs. impregnating her 9 months before so she will give birth on mother's day
>MGC officials confused by two distinct mysterious bumps in births every year

[Anonymous No.]

Would you kiss dragon ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46812047
I would make out with a dragon butthole, but only if it's loli dragon's

[Anonymous No.]

>>46812047
and then some

[Anonymous No.]

Huge tits on kots?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46812122
Huge tits and ass on kots

[Anonymous No.]

>>46812128
But she's black and fat

[Anonymous No.]

>>46812130
Pet the cat anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>46812156
Fat cats are for spanking

[Anonymous No.]

>>46812047
Depends on the ass, but generally speaking yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46812130
a cat is a cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>46812209
Manufactured for spanking sessions

[Anonymous No.]

>>46810540
In that situation I would mess up the signing because I would be so flustered. I really do want to eat out a tall demon bombshell from under her desk though.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna go on 4mon and be racist in the desert kingdom threads, I'm gonna call them the N word, I'm gonna post pictures of anubis maids and make "WE WUZ KIKIS N SHIET" shitposts, I'm gonna post statistics about how their Pharaoh leaders absorb most of the wealth in their sand countries and leave the populations poor while they live in vanity palaces, I'm gonna post about how Anubi make up 14% of the population in MGC and yet are responsible for 40% of rapes, I will post pictures comparing the lofty manors that pure white Vampires live in beside the sand huts that Sphinx and Mummies live in. I'm gonna ask them if desert kingdom so peaceful and nice then why the constant civil wars between Pharaohs and Apophises? I'm gonna make them all mad as I can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46810540
>First day of high school

[Anonymous No.]

>46812317
>46812332
>>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.]

>>46812317
Stay in /jp/, you're always welcome here

[Anonymous No.]

>>46812356
>>46812339
Now I need a meme pic of a MGE witch or dark mage telling the viewer to get out of /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>46810480
I want to court an oni, all proper-like, with dates and poetry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46812332
don't post off-topic images, fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>46812375
Trolling are we?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46812467
Malware. Doesn't actually clean your PC as advertised.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46812047
No, but I would kiss and milk dragon boobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>46812490
>kiki.sexe
Will definitely clean your D: drive.

[Anonymous No.]

> > 46812332
MGCPD Detective Jinko: "Niiiice"

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46812467
Install this in your automaton to improve her efficiency by as much as 24%!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46812467
Kiki has no right to look this smug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46810899
You are her world, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

What's keeping you going anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46812773
Zoloft and fatalism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46812773
Why shouldn't I go on?
Aka. absurdism.

[Anonymous No.]

Consider the winegoat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46812773
Momentum.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46812773
Clockwork mechanisms that need to be regularly winded

[Anonymous No.]

>>46812777
I haven't tried meds they spook me
>>46812783
I do but not a fan of the fur legs

[Anonymous No.]

>>46812783
I would be a kiss slut for wine goats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46812809
Yeah, I also thought meds were spooky and resisted the idea of taking them. But I have anxiety issues that had escalated to the point I was thinking "I should kill myself" almost every time I was alone with my thoughts. It was just out of control, and the Zoloft tamped down on that stuff to get me down to... well... less anxiety than I've ever had as an adult.
I'm still a little bundle of anxiety, but it's neat to be able to see friends without having to wonder if I said goodbye to them wrong and now they hate me, which is something I'd been dealing with for decades.

AAAAAnyways, it's not all sunshine and lolipops. It also mangled my sex drive and has made my digestive system a bit of a hothouse flower. I gotta eat a lot of yogurt to keep things "normal". But that beats the steady drumbeat of suicidal ideation I was dealing with before.

>Back to Mamono
I would recommend a monster girl who makes you feel safe, like a Jurougumo or oomukade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46812839
>Decide to become a kiss slut. for Miss Gote.
>Send her photos and videos of you making out with and being vigorously sodomized by members of the band KISS
>Also by members of several KISS tribute bands, including 2 different midget ones
>Keep sending her more and more photos and videos
>Wonder why your romantic overtures are not working
What am I doing wrong, frenz?

[Anonymous No.]

>46812857
fuck off literal /trash/ faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>46812847
Ah sorry for opening this can of worms but thanks you for the summary. Maybe I should consider taking happy pills but the later the better.

Extra spooky insects would make things 10x time worse, why those instead of a yeti or a cow?

[Anonymous No.]

Completely totally normal human!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46812913
Miss Yeti can't make me feel safe--she's a fluffy lightweight.
Miss Oomukade is a giant venomous centipede who has a bunch of SEPARATE sharp, venomous parts. That's MUCH safer to have on your side in a fight.
Also I read a lot of books on bugs as a kid so that might be part of why I think bug girls are so fascinating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46812937
The only bug I could like are mantis and maybe moths because they are low on bug's parts. The lack of fluff is also a problem

[Anonymous No.]

Would you monsters (and human ladies) of a space opera setting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46813036
Yes, no

[Anonymous No.]

>>46813036
Is that star sector?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46813079
hey, hey

[Anonymous No.]

>>46812773
I have to keep living because the world would be a better place without me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46813086
Can't escape him huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46812937
Miss Yeti is strong, she goes to the gym!

[Anonymous No.]

This monster has nice feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>46813036
>1. All images and discussion should pertain to light and visual novels, figures and other otaku paraphernalia, Touhou Project, Vocaloid, doujin works and music, and diverse niche Japanese interests (kigurumi, idols, mahjong, tea).
I wish tourists just stayed on their home boards

[Anonymous No.]

>>46813099
>No pic
I guess ghost have nice feet then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46813099
Demon has cute purple feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>46813099

[Anonymous No.]

>>46813151
shoo shoo chesh. you do not have

[Anonymous No.]

>>46813036
>seduced by a space lion merchant to exchange your "cummodities" for her "trade goods"
>loli space elf/pharaoh wannabe who used to be the old emperors' right hand (or so she claims, anyway) is asking for your "support for the throne"
>space fish girls living in aquarium mechs that want to do "research" on or with you, the language barrier doesn't help you figure out exactly who/what will be researched
>the Automaton Titans tell you about the grand opportunity to terraform a border world to be perfect for your kind, no don't mind their conqueror fleet on that same border, there's no way they'll capture the terraformed planet and use it as a zoo and petting/adoption grounds for their favorite ningens
>the space dragon cabal hunting and capturing men in their gravity rifts and using the captives to make more GF (ground forces) to capture more men with
>at the Space Council meeting, the space turtle who's currently Speaker puts you on the table when asked to "present the next agenda to be debated on", despite you being one of the council members yourself
monster girl version of my favorite space opera game is a lot more different than I remember it, but hey the gameplay is still the same so I don't mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>46813100
>discussion
There's your rule-following

[Anonymous No.]

>>46813195
>it's bad to follow the rules
Fuck off dumbass tourist

[Anonymous No.]

>>46813036
RSchads will inherit the sector

[Anonymous No.]

>>46813100
Careful, I got banned once for simply pointing out that rule to our resident pests.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it possible to have a normal date at a fisho restraunt with chesh?
No funny business?
No memeing?
No tomfoolery

[Anonymous No.]

>>46812922
>be Anon
>knock at the door
>TNHG "Can I come inside?"
>Rude Anon "Only your fat ass"
>Annoyed TNHG sticks her ass thru the doorway and shakes it angrily
>Anon unzips and fucks her in the ass
>Anon "Can I come inside?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46813100
>and diverse niche Japanese interests
Nta, but that could be anything - given the weirdness of the downtrodden Nipponese sarariman, I'm sure some of them have very "niche" interests
>Ntr, scat, futa... lots of weirdshit.
Keks

[Anonymous No.]

>>46813554
yeah it's not like there's another board for that extreme fetish stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>46813385
>be Anon
>Chesh date
>totally straight no pranks fisho restuarant dinner
>good fish, casual small-talk, fun time
>cant finish it all
>waitress brings Anon a take-home box to pack leftovers and eat later
>opens box
>>Wtf? How can Chesh still be sitting opposite Anon normally when her ass is sticking out of the box?
>she cant stop herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>46813572
Doesn't say: "...not covered elsewhere on on other boar/d/s."
> = you opened a Loophole!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46813622
>Chesh takeout ass box light enough for you to carry around
>Whenever you get bored or horny, you can just open the box and mess with her butt
>Fuck it, lick it, eat it, huff it, poke it
>No matter where you go, chesh ass it there to abuse

[Anonymous No.]

>>46813036
I smell /v/, so kys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46813036
Space Pharaoh

[Anonymous No.]

>>46813622
>big meal then a surprise box of Chesh Ass
>Anon tucks his napkin in his shirtcollar as a bib
>face-plants and starts eating "dessert"
>Chesh squirms and lipbites trying not to coom out loud in the restaurant
>waitress: "Would Anon like added whipped creme or à là mode?"
>Anon too busy to reply, so she brings both
>coom-sound containment efforts fail when Anon lifts striped tail and plants his thumb in her asshole while still wildly munching the puss-pussy
>every other mamono orders their Anon a take-out box Harry-met-Sally style

[Anonymous No.]

>>46813036
>Anon "2 to beam aboard"
>Teleporter engineer wondering why 3 pads are lighting up for only 2 passengers
Anon's waifu: "He'll fuck all of them."

[Anonymous No.]

>>46813831
>Anon brings peace to the sector by fucking all of the leaders

[Anonymous No.]

>>46813658
>blue board
Might wanna look that up

[Anonymous No.]

>>46813668
Chesh buys her Anon a new lunchbox for work.
It's got the bottom cut out of it.
Now it's got real Chesh-pussy inside it.
Anon just sits it on his lap under his desk at work all day, when commuting on the bus, during boring Zoom meetings, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46813872
Blueboard only stops nsfw images, not writing text imagery directly into your head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46813848
>On a 5 year mission to boldly coom where no Anon has coom before.
>"Captain Anon's Log: 12inches6girth..."
Or:
>SoccershirtWan: "I'm from Buenos Aires and I say fuck 'em all!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46813831
>"I can't tell them apart!"
>"Fuck us both, anon! It's the only way!"

[Anonymous No.]

white men

[Anonymous No.]

>>46813976

[Anonymous No.]

>>46813976
they seem to prefer girls of the canine variety for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46813976
can't jump

[Anonymous No.]

>>46812773
The desire to draw fat assed monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>46814017
> can *pump

[Anonymous No.]

All men go to dogs

[Anonymous No.]

You'll think Mamono Mana is a blessing if the portals ever open but you'll be weirded out when you come to find that the tree you planted behind your house during your childhood is now a beautiful Dryad woman all of a sudden, one who acts like she's your childhood friend and wants you to climb all up over her again just like the good old days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46813183
beans are superior to human feet though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46814092
Yeah, would much rather eat beans than human feet. It's not even a contest. I sometimes make Alton Brown's bbq baked beans recipe. And they're great in chili, too (I know that's controversial in some parts).

[Anonymous No.]

>>46814077
So now I have a gf growing in my backyard? Sounds like a blessing alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46814077
>plant a tree during childhood
>climb all over it during childhood
What kinda monsanto mutant tree are we talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46814133
Alraune brand fertilizer would definitely work wonders here. Sure, you get SOME dryads, but just imagine the sheer potential of growing an entire orchard in a single summer. Or 2-3 rotations of corn each summer instead of 1!

[Anonymous No.]

Lizardcat

[Anonymous No.]

>>46814197
Looks more like a moo cow to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46812797
Daxem was the one who kept these drawpikes alive, that man has so much creativity

[Anonymous No.]

>>46814197
>Lizardcat
Isn't that dragons?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46813036
>Generations of genetically engineering countless monsters together produces Space Elf
Or perhaps she's something more?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46814359
Literally who

[Anonymous No.]

>>46814417
He means Axem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46814429
! !

[Anonymous No.]

Do you want your wife to already share your deepest fantasies and fetishes, or would you rather she get into them once you reveal them to her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46814417
Apparently we're now /monster/ colony

[Anonymous No.]

>>46814506
Always were

[Anonymous No.]

So... famous criminal Anon. What was it you said MGCPD could do if they found your true identity?
That quippy one liner at the end of your anonymous broadcast.
Oh yes... 'They can suck my nuts!'
Drop your pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46814544
Smug ratas get buttfucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46814475
I prefer the idea of exploring that stuff with her. Watching her face go from curiosity to glowing when she discovers how much she enjoys it, slowly getting more and more into things as times passes until she's just as crazy about it as you are. I still want her to have her own interests too outside of them but there are few things as fun and satisfying as having someone share your passion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46814544
Will peppy reporter rata bring anon low, and turn him to the side of heroism with her incredible oral skills?
Or will anon turn her into his partner in crime and portable onahole?
Tune in next time.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/118677370
fish

[Anonymous No.]

>>46814550
Silly anon, they are exactly into that
https://files.catbox.moe/c8a4e5.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>46814655
Shame it's not a mereshark, they are the only good fish.
Anyhow, back to my favorite pass time, going swimming with open wounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46814696
I like this fish

[Anonymous No.]

You have caught the Lich off guard!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46814696
i like ms sea bishop when she's a little unhinged
and if ms merrow lobbed her hat on me

[Anonymous No.]

How to deal with a black harpy that's been stealing your stuff:
Step 1: Dig a hole
Step 2: drink a tentacle potion
Step 3: use shiny things to lure her in
Step 4: ???
Step 5: You now have to take care of her and the eggs

https://images2.imgbox.com/c1/3d/XYqBocoh_o.jpg

Realized I hadn't posted it here. But I like how this comm turned out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46814744
fuck off
>>>/d/
dont come back

[Anonymous No.]

>>46814758
Eh? Tentacle potions are a pretty common thing in MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46814758
why don't you fuck off, annoying cunt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46814744
fuck on
come again

[Anonymous No.]

>>46814775
>T. that black harpy

[Anonymous No.]

>>46814761
>>46814768
dont care, not vanilla = not good
/d/ shit belongs in /d/ always, now fuck off vermin

[Anonymous No.]

>>46814758
Based.

[Anonymous No.]

0 downloads btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>46811706
This oni looks like she bakes pies just in case she needs to feed someone who got lost in the mountains.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46814817
mick is the kind of guy that would push for /d/ tenracle shit in the hopes of harming the thread just like how he forces his gape meme nitwit, you have 0 iq

[Anonymous No.]

>>46814789
Anal is not vanilla too btw

[Anonymous No.]

KC approves of tentacles, futanari and genderbending. You do not like MGE if you do not accept his setting. Get over it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46814847
KC is a dumb faggot, what else is new?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46811797
>yan chick with black sclera
Vastly underrated girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>46814817
Did his game get 0 downloads or what? Not sure what this is referring to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46814836
okay and?

[Anonymous No.]

Only missionary sex with the lights off for the sole purpose of procreation once a year is allowed, then you slide your two single beds apart again. No hand holding either, you do that when you've grown old and wrinkly and sit on the porch and see the children of your children playing in the backyard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46814789
monster girls aren't vanilla so that's a very weird stance to have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46814867
You're missing the sheet with a hole in it anon. ANON, YOU'RE MISSING THE SEET!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46814863
It's a programmed automatic response from NPCs, like every insult tailored towards the mick they just use it for everyone they don't like since clearly everyone they disagree with is now magically the mick, don't pay it any mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46814879
FUCK
MAY GOD FORGIVE ME

[Anonymous No.]

>>46814744
Time to get a harem of girls and use tentacle potions to fuck them all at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46814873
that's why it's hard to foster it anywhere else

[Anonymous No.]

>>46814873
no, they are pretty vanilla, especially MGE ones, you are just a demented faglord addicted to shit like MGQ who wants to get railed by futa tranny dicks and watch girls have sex with tentacles instead of wanting to fuck them yourself like a cuck before you get vored and fucking murdered because you think you're special for not being "like everyone else"
/d/
fuck off and don't come back

[Anonymous No.]

>>46814909
Christ anon, are you projecting, shizo or are you actually this unhinged?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46812379
Trying to be a proper gentleman and uphold all the rules of courtship when trying to woo a girl so straightforward and simple as oni is kinda cute. I wonder if oni or other girls like that would find such behavior cute or weird, or weirdly cute in a "I don't really understand what he's doing but I appreciate the effort" way.
And trying to court a bogie or a chesh would lead to a total disaster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46814924
no, I am just not a homosexual like you who makes his world about his shitty fetishes, I come from a muslim country where we kill homos openly and I am telling you
you are one
now fuck off to /d/ with all shitty nippon fetishes and japanese brain cancer like futa and tentacles and do not come back unless you are ready to post nicer things

[Anonymous No.]

>>46814924
I think he stared out as just a Reeee-tard, but by now he's so 'only pretending to be Reeee-tarded' that's he's gone somewhere else that's beyond Full-Reee-tard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46814506
Well yeah they’re like the colonialists in America returning to Britain. Their culture and board is dead, what else is new.

>>46814516
Thread existed on /a/ before /monster/ ever broke off but nice try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46814943
>sandnigger
fuck off and don't come back, alibaba

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe we should post more loli so that he stops sperging out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46814948
It's amazing how one person can do the whole cycle of 'acting like a retard -> "pretending" to act like a retard -> "pretending" so hard he just act like a retard again' so fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46814943
>I come from a muslim country where we kill homos openly and I am telling you
>you are one
Best thing I've read in these threads in a long time holy shit lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>46814970
Sorry this is a HAG board and a HAG website

[Anonymous No.]

>>46814744
Ah nice, more bird stuff.
And stuffed bird

[Anonymous No.]

>>46814976
4chan isn't 30 years old yet.

[Anonymous No.]

Shut up and eat your macaroons

[Anonymous No.]

>birds your path

[Anonymous No.]

>>46814999
Macaroons are fucking F-tier sweets. I'm going home.

[Anonymous No.]

sex with smokers, drunks, and layabouts

[Anonymous No.]

>>46814975
And best kek is its Haram for him to fuck a Winegote because of her booze.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46814973
Nah, he's been spiralling downwards for at least a year of reeeee-ing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46815011
>master1200.jpg
Embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46815011
Sex with refined young ladies

[Anonymous No.]

>>46815051
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46815050
Kind of fascinating how someone can get so weirdly angry about things that aren't related.
But hey, I'm not the one who lives in a hut in the desert and have to fuck goats to get by.

[Anonymous No.]

>"ree-tard"
>[incredibly blatant trolling/falseflagging]
I seriously hope all of those posts replying to both are just him replying to himself, and none you real posters are actually falling for it.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, everyone, it's Mother's Day. What are you doing for your mothers, Anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46812773
>>46812913
>Scared of meds
>Drink
You're a stupid retarded frog but Allah will punish you in your own country
>>46814943
Based, where are you from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46815083
oh, thanks for reminding me. i should call.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46815074
Really? You're gonna throw out the "S-samfagging!" already? At least wait a while before doing that. It would have been better if you didn't post anything at all.
No, don't reply to this post.

[Anonymous No.]

Meido are you there? we need some cleaning here

[Anonymous No.]

>>46815099
meido is on break for the weekend, please understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46815099
She's celebrating Mother's Day with her master and all his children.
She's the mother of his kids, but she won't break character--ever.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish to brush kiki's ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>46815083
Got my mother a weeping pussy willow and a red maple because she figures herself Kore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46815119
I want to flop up her ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>46815083
it's not about making mothers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46815083
I sent her a text. She didn't respond. She never responds. She only contacts me to ask for money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46815171
I'm sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46814736
Kiss the lich to stun her and add affection
Hug the lich to immobilize her and add affection
Repeat kisses and hugs until you max out her affection and she has hearts in her eyes, then kiss her one final time bit with tongue, and she'll cum on the spot and be get the "Wife" perk, attached to you.
If you start groping her butt or boobs when her affection is at 50%, it'll take longer to max out her affection but she'll also get a few lewd perks for free on addition to "Wife"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46815099
Janny is being a tranny again and ignoring the usual suspects. Nothing new here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46815189
It isn't your fault

[Anonymous No.]

>Noise cancelling headphones that play back her own moans
>Blindfold
>Ball gag
>Full immobility achieved through restraints
>Chastity belt
>Vibrating butt plug
>Egg vibrators taped to her nipples and set to maximum
Allow your elf to marinate like this overnight for best babymaking results.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46815230
What happens if you do this to a kot or wan while they're in heat?
And what about a batcat in heat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46815268
Well once she finally regains her senses a few days later, she'll probably need to go find some undead grey lamentation mushrooms for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46815284
F-from the heart attack i got when she revealed the litter size right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46815268
my experience with bullying manticores is that it's cool and you should do it

[Anonymous No.]

Manticores, more like Mantitrash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46814847
>Genderbending
Only in the case of Alps.

>Futanari
He doesn't have an issue with it when it's wife on husband but at the same time he doesn't want to think about it or promote it. So get bent.

>Tentacles
Well yeah there's Scylla and Kraken and even the plant girl, while not explicitly being /d/ territory. Besides, we all know how many tickles it takes to make a Scylla laugh. TEN-TICKLES.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46815230
>that play back her own moans
Anon, you are just going to give her an aneurism. Have you ever listened to a delayed recording of your own voice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46815331
>t. future pincushion and kitten pump

[Anonymous No.]

>>46815388
Heckpupper will protect me from fatbatcathag.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46815396
Ill take that fatbatcathag

[Anonymous No.]

>>46815417
>manticore convinced she's still the lean, mean, man-eating machine she once was
>now just a flabby cuddlecore who uses her tail to keep her husband on the couch with her so she can "eat" whenever she gets hungry

[Anonymous No.]

>>46815439
No kot or wan is safe from burgers

[Anonymous No.]

>>46815344
Counterpoint - janny doesn't seem to have a problem with his posts, so by defintion it must be totally fine and thread-related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46815304
No, she killed you and is getting a divorce

[Anonymous No.]

>>46815445
>manticore tries to chase you through the woods like she did when she first met you
>sweating and wheezing after the first sprint
>have to jog just to give her a ghost of a chance
>she stops to raid another families cookout
>claims the reason she couldn't catch you was because she didn't have enough energy as she demolishes four hotdogs
>claims that she can't run because she just ate after her "snack"
>claims she's just "bulking" when you grab two handfuls of her pudge in the mirror that night

[Anonymous No.]

>>46815344
Why are you responding to it.

[Anonymous No.]

I would take a tentacle potion just to see how it feels like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46814873
And here we go with the discord faggots trying to push the mgs are /d/ meme again

[Anonymous No.]

>>46815623
man marionette seems like more of a trip

[Anonymous No.]

>>46815623
>this is confusing
>my tentacles hurt
>this girl is too loud
>I wish I was at home, playing video games

[Anonymous No.]

>>46815623
photosynthesize and chill

[Anonymous No.]

>>46815577
>daughter is born
>wife is lazing on the couch like a slob
>daughter is on top of her also lazing around while lazily sucking on her tit
Oh no

[Anonymous No.]

>>46815683
i wouldn't worry. cats are lazy except for brief periods when they're not

[Anonymous No.]

>>46815745
>randomly jumping out of bed and dashing through the house at 3am

[Anonymous No.]

SLAP SLAP SLAP

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46815766
>grab daughter
>put her in our bed
>squish her between my wife and I
SLEEP

[Anonymous No.]

>>46815768
Oh no, I'm being gently caressed by seaweed

[Anonymous No.]

>>46815846
Just a plant bro. Keep swimming into the deeper water. You need to get that heartrate up to stay healthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46815855
Sagacious advice! It worked out in Subnautica

[Anonymous No.]

>>46815768
>get slapped get slapped get slapped

[Anonymous No.]

>>46815846
>seaweeb

[Anonymous No.]

>>46814744
Need more black harpy stuff

[Anonymous No.]

Give your slime watertight clothing, unlike solid species it's actually more comfortable for them as they don't need to expend energy to hold their form

[Anonymous No.]

>>46815926
I don't like how this slime is looking at me. This smug, knowing smile is... concerning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46815937
that's silly, slimes don't know things

[Anonymous No.]

Yo I heard u liek hags
>>>/gif/27213999

[Anonymous No.]

>>46815823
I do this with sleepy mouse all the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>46815596
Boredom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46815926
Anon, no! She'll balloon out like that Eva episode!

[Anonymous No.]

Why are some onis really toned and strong but some onis are thin and just as strong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46816192
The thin ones exist to be bullied but they're actually my preferred variety.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46816192
appearance doesn't mean much so you're better off just looking at the stats screen
baphos are the physically strongest monster, for instance

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46816192
>filename
Go back to >>>/vt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>46816192
The owner of that model has a pretty voice.
https://litter.catbox.moe/y661s3.webm

>>46816223
Damn, chill dude.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46816246
>Eyes on the bottom of feet
Terrible design.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46816343
That's just how the demon lord made her. No need to be cruel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46816354
Anon, are you expecting me not to recognize a digimon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46816354
>the demon lord
That's a digimon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46816191
That's the point of the latex, she will hold shape
Raincoats also work somewhat

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46816472

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46816472
it's important that each time she gets a doppleganger the ass gets larger

[Anonymous No.]

Anal with pear-shaped loli Vampires, Wights and Pharaohs.
Haughty undead lolis bitching at you while cumming at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46816610
This but with Baphos, also with big titty Baphos

[Anonymous No.]

>>46816610
If I wasn't supposed to anally creampie little kids, then why do they have such huge fuckable asses? Checkmate, chief god.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46814475
Second, but the Hakutaku already revealed them to her before I could.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46816822
>The hakutaku revealed them
Did she just stick her head through your bedroom window when you were about to fuck just to lecture about your fetishes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46816853
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Hakutaku
>By closely interacting, they perform a detailed investigation concerning everything including his nature, qualities, preferences, fetishes, and even which erogenous zone is his weak point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46816876
>hakutaku+rata combo spreading news about the weaknesses of all the men in the city
>single men get catalogued and classified in a website only available to single mamono

[Anonymous No.]

>running a massive ad campaign about how hellhounds are dirty and stinky

[Anonymous No.]

>>46816897
You say that like that's not common knowledge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46816853
>You're about to FINALLY make sweet love to your new wife.
>Mrs. Ushi Oni Onymous.
>Suddenly, there's a clatter against the side of your home.
>A LADDER.
>Some asshole has put a ladder up against the side of your house, next to your bedroom window.
>After a few moments, a pair of horns and a silly hat peak up.
>It's a hakutaku.
>You and your wife boggle at each other.
>"Excuse me, Miss Ushi?" the Smart Cow asks loud enough to make it through the closed window.
>Your new wife manages to look confused even though she's clearly the only spider cow in the room.
>"I need to explain Anon's fetishes before you make any mistakes!"
>Your wife opens the window and stares daggers at Miss Haku.
>"Get out."
>"But I have to explai--"
>Miss Ushi Shoves the ladder off the siding and Miss Haku clatters down to the ground.
>She looks back at you, "Now, where were we?"
...
>Miss Haku brushes herself off as she picks up her ladder.
>"Nobody appreciates education these days."

[Anonymous No.]

>>46816897
>PLOT TWIST: Hellhounds are behind the ad campaign. They just like a challenge!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46816918
kek. what I was imagining.

[Anonymous No.]

Rape the unrapeable, love the unloveable
Row row rape the Anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46816892
It would be like a permanent record. Hakutaku sensei already got the data from you when you were in school. Your fetishes will be known to your future wives, landlords, employers, and banks.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, hunger pangs can come to vampires at any time. If you are married to one make sure to be ready to be bitten at a moments notice

[Anonymous No.]

I submit to holstaur mooligarchy

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46817025
I submit to the mino snugocracy

[Anonymous No.]

>>46817025
Give citizenship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46817065
Service in the dairy industry guarantees citizenship.

[Anonymous No.]

I dont want to be forcibly adopted by a fat cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>46817090
Buff cow would make a great mom too.

[Anonymous No.]

Choose your dragonewt
>Quiet but snide and will chuckle whenever your dastardly plan backfires. Otherwise is an extremely competent henchwoman
>Loud and bumbling that will ruin your plans through her own incompetence. Always calls you “boss” and speaks with a Boston accent

[Anonymous No.]

>>46817090
Whoops! Looks like you made a spelling mistake there anon!
It's not a big deal, but you should make sure you to check your sentences for grammar next time!
Here's the correct sentence:
>"I do want to be forcibly adopted by a fat cow"

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46817105
>make sure you to check your sentences
haku...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46817133
She was having very horny thoughts at the moment, please understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>46817133
...that was a test to see if you were paying attention, yeah. Congratulations on passing it!

[Anonymous No.]

>Haku teacher sees I used a comma when I should’ve used a semicolon
>Asks me to see her after class
>Hellhound delinquent turns in a charred page of racial epitaphs against cows
>Passes with no issue

[Anonymous No.]

>>46817104
I'm not that fond of monster sports but I would definitely gape a Dragonewt in public, they really are asking for it

[Anonymous No.]

Acting up in class until I get sent to the principal(gigahag)
Crawling onto the principals lap without a word and taking a nap!

[Anonymous No.]

if nothing else, reviewers made me associated straight things to a song that I use to associate with gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46817195
>The principal is married
>So she calls the superintendent

[Anonymous No.]

>>46816690
>huge fuckable asses
In garter belts and sexy lace panties

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna fuck my boss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46817104
The second one.
Gonna goon with my goon. bonus points if she knows she's a fuckup and is grateful I keep her around.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46817173
>chatgpt accidentally sneaks a loveletter into your essay on the fuckability of gray aliens
>Ms. Haku pulls you aside
>try to blame succs in the machine
>coerced into nursing handjobs anyway
Skool is dum

[Anonymous No.]

>>46817267
That's what you get for trying to cheat.

[Anonymous No.]

Succuvirus GPT won't do my homework for me unless I upload a dickpic

[Anonymous No.]

>"You are no match for me."

[Anonymous No.]

>>46817365
Just upload pics of Richard Milhous Nixon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46817380
But the nice pink angel said we'd be a perfect match

[Anonymous No.]

>>46817380
Correct. I, and every other person on the planet, would never match with a stinky lim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46817380
My face matches pretty well with those tits
Lmao gottem rekt

[Anonymous No.]

>>46814007
>>46814065
4mon dogpill equivalent?

[Anonymous No.]

>a cupid matches you up with her daughter
Nepotism

[Anonymous No.]

>>46817380
"OK, not what I was asking. Have you seen this mamono? She's the woman I've been searching for."

[Anonymous No.]

>>46817380
"No one is, you dork."
"Now get out of my way, so I can find a better girl to be my wife."

[Anonymous No.]

I will marry her.

[Anonymous No.]

>Hanging out with vampire
>Get a bad nosebleed
>Vampire practically teleports in front of you
>Crazed look on her face
>She takes your nose into her mouth
>She uses the vacuum suck
>Spend the next 10 minutes trying to push her off

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>>46817104
>plan fails
>get Dunkin' Donuts to cheer her up
>plan succeeds
>get Dunkin' Donuts to celebrate

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>>46817425
That's still in its larval stage. You need to let it metamorphosize first.

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