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Sturm und drang!

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>> No.36033269
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Zipangu Jabberwock!

>> No.36033278
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Dumb office elves spilling the glue all over the place!

>> No.36033280
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There's no thunder under the sea.

>> No.36033341
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I hear thunder but there's no rain.

>> No.36033352

lilims are good.

>> No.36033370

>tfw no chunni wurm gf

>> No.36033397
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Is male masturbation considered as crime in the monster girls society?

>> No.36033444
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Punishable with level drain and rape
Exception being in school grounds, in which case masturbation is solely allowed if under the view of a monster girl. For protection.

>> No.36033479

>in b4 mandatory wrist monitors to detect masturbation

>> No.36033502
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Half youkai fox factory.

>> No.36033505

It's a waste.

>> No.36033515

No need. Those dogs can smell it a mile away.

>> No.36033534

Earlier the idea was suggested that there might be a conspiracy that monster girl dungeons are run like theme parks and if a man discovers it his memories are altered. I just now thought it'd be funny if there were trap doors, concealed tunnels and other such hidden things for the "staff" to quickly get around without being noticed by the visitors which would be the adventurers.

And then there is the weird stuff that happens when a normal human theme park closes with no prior notice, human kids hear a rumor of a theme park masquerading as a dungeon and go over there with the money their parents already gave them to spend at the normal one.

>> No.36033549

then how am I supposed to deal with my boners?

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>> No.36033597

J-just jam it in!

>> No.36033633
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Don't worry. You have angels to help you deal with those urges.

>> No.36033692

Gonna make videos of myself masturbating and put it online like it's snuff film.

>> No.36033701
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If I masturbate my cum into a bapho's open mouth while she's sleeping, is that a crime?
I think not.

>> No.36033731

>make a fake dungeon with animatronic non-lethal monsters based on pre current DL designs
>lack of business makes it go under and it eventually gets bought up by an echidna
>the dungeon has real monsters now and the old animatronics are deemed unsafe and expensive to maintain
>she doesn't know what to do with the old animatronics but can't bring herself to throw them out
>shoves them in storage and forgets about them
>as the years go by the dungeon becomes a revolving door of monsters and adventurers working, getting married, and living out their lives
>eventually the ambient mamano mana reaches critical mass and the old animatronics come to life as monstergirls
>due to the nature of the dungeon at this point the echidna doesn't realize that she has multiple new employees that have never accepted a paycheck or eat and sleep
Have some kids adult men sneak in after hours for a dare and you have the setup to a horror movie. Also I love the idea of human sized doll monsters like those clockwork soldiers in Dishonoured or shaddolls

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>reply to this post and you will get a cute anon husband who will always love and cherish you for who you are

>> No.36033808

what about if a monster is paying me to do it?

>> No.36033814

Poor tamamo.

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>> No.36033888

>That pic
I want to do this in front of a monster girl until she's almost at her breaking point and is begging me to stop.
I'm then gonna tell her I'm only gonna stop if I get to impregnate her.

>> No.36033944

I guess in that case the cops would go after the monster to ask her how it was and how to find a human that would do it.

>> No.36034004

The darkness had materially increased, relieved only by the glare of the water thrown back from the white curtain before us. Many gigantic and pallidly white birds flew continuously now from beyond the veil, and their scream was the eternal Tekeli-li! as they retreated from our vison.
- The Narrative of Arthur Gordon Pym of Nantucket

>> No.36034034

>dirty cops in a male masturbating porn distribution ring

>> No.36034035

need to be leveldrained by a mindflayer

>> No.36034064
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Imagine that. Flying shogs.

>> No.36034114
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>"You look so cute right now. But I bet I can make you even cuter."

>> No.36034163

Ironic that a girl with so many eyes had bad eyesight. I'm not cute.

>> No.36034194

Flying polyps.

>> No.36034205

Like those things from Avatar

>> No.36034208

I have a desire to stick my head in the mouth opening near the ground

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>> No.36034226
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>"Saying things like that...makes you very cute."
>"So very...VERY...cute. Hehehehe."
>"Just look into my eyes...any or all...and relax."
>"Relax...and leave everything to me..."

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>> No.36034241

Hello beautiful?

>> No.36034243

As long as she promises to lick my face all over and force me to smell her hot, steamy breath as she does so

>> No.36034247

You'll make her blush.

>> No.36034284

>As long as she promises
You don't get to make demands. You're here to RELAX.

>> No.36034287
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I just realized I didn't put any Eurobeat reference into Druela gets dommed...

>> No.36034294

I can only relax with monster tongue on my face

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That's what you're supposed to get a wife for, genius. Get a wife and cum in her already.

>> No.36034326
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Squirrels are built for sodomy

>> No.36034332

I want to make a Jinko addicted to being eaten out.

>> No.36034337
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Squirrel Butts Drive Me Nuts

>> No.36034345

There's nothing more pleasant than a small and pink squirrel anus

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A perfect day for a stroll (to the refreshment stand), wouldn't you say anon?

>> No.36034384

erotic horror monster games

>> No.36034389

Salad bar.

>> No.36034407

What a skinny thing! She needs to feed!

>> No.36034427

I'll take that as a yes

>> No.36034438

>anon gets addicted to eating out Jinko
>can't go a minute without his head between her thighs while her big paws are on his head

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If male masturbates, but don`t cum and ruin his orgasm. That's not a violation of the law, right?

>> No.36034575

Gonna tell a Echidna I'm not ready to be a father yet.
Gonna tell a Demon I don't feel comfortable signing her contract.
Gonna tell a Salamander I don't want to fight her.

>> No.36034579

I would fall fast for it.

>> No.36034613

i am gonna tell an echinda, I was made to be a father
I am gonna sign that old demons contract

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>> No.36034680

I'm gonna challenge a Beelzebub to a hotdog eating contest

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>> No.36034716

>softie husband immediately feels bad seeing that tear
>runs outside and insists they'll buy a year's subscription

>> No.36034799

You should be safe by the law. But nurses and Boogeys may come hunting you down because that's bad for stress and mental health and will make you ejaculate themselves. Maybe even inside themselves.

>> No.36034816
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Please do not provoke the ancient evils too much. I hear they're starting to send pesky do-gooders into the future after they've already taken over their lands

>> No.36034859

That's gonna end in a three way fight between your new wives

>> No.36034941

When do evil foxes become too tall?

>> No.36034956
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[X] Sarcastic

>> No.36035005

Bully that fucking cat right now, and not sexually

>> No.36035030
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Remembeer that fear and arousal go hand in hand as well as not to go into old seemingly abandoned building cause that it might be last place you'll enter a single man

>> No.36035066

Horny yokai hags

>> No.36035087

So I just got my Khepri request/commission done and it turned out bloody great.

Breed the bug anon, do it now!

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It's a God given right to bully then marry these ancient evils

>> No.36035110
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I want to carry a monstergirl in my arms. What's small, light enough girl for this?

>> No.36035126

ushi oni

>> No.36035129

>that's bad for stress and mental health
But i don`t feel myself bad.
>will make you ejaculate themselves. Maybe even inside themselves
So why they should do it?

>> No.36035147

Bug girls best

>> No.36035155

I don't believe you.

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>Ancient evils this ancient evils that
What about recent evils huh? They need love too.

>> No.36035168

they are light for me, just need to get fit to do so

>> No.36035173

Anon are you sure you're properly equipped to be Samurai Jack'd?

>> No.36035186

nah, do I look like a pedo to you, monsters are not jailbait after they reach 200 years

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Looks amazing friend, I'm glad it turned out well. Bugs are the best.

>> No.36035208

Evils need to be at least old enough to have struck a deal with my distant ancestor for a soul before I even consider them

>> No.36035219
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>Anon can't princess carry a hellhound

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Only because she has been in the business for a decade that doesn't mean she does not need a man!

>> No.36035242

It can happen, just don’t pay attention to the webs helping him support

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Oh shit I didn't know we had a world championship powerlifter in the thread.

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Masturbation is an incredibly delicate process, humans are stubborn, fragile and naive with their less than 100 years of age. Therefore all humans should have their ejaculation properly managed by a monster girl. For protection.

>> No.36035269

>not trying to lift the heaviest monster girl to make her the happiest one alive
ngmi, alp

>> No.36035276

If she's gonna show off like that, I'm skipping the carrying phase and going straight in.

>> No.36035277

Protection from what?

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>> No.36035287

You're just going to hurt yourself and make her upset she was the cause.

>> No.36035296

and whats wrong with a little pain to see her smile?

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>> No.36035301

"Huh? You're back already?!"

>> No.36035308

wow this is amazing, how much did it set you back? may have to give this artist a try

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I don't understand properly, why i should be protected from myself?

>> No.36035325
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Stimulants are a hellwans husbands best friend.

>> No.36035349

I got it for being a top tier patron which got a "free" request/commission every other month, but that tier as since been removed. No idea about their normal commission prices.

>> No.36035379

Welp time to breed bugs and make more.

>> No.36035414
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Don’t worry about monsters rubbing up against you as that’s just their way of letting other monsters know you’re taken through her scent

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>tfw no beastgirl to rub her fluff against me

>> No.36035743
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Beastgirls are the best girls.

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Gonna sweep a blindsnake off her feet, she'll never see it coming

>> No.36035804

Actually she will. She may be blind but she still has heat pits.

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>> No.36035980

The real reason to get into marine biology. Save the sharks!

>> No.36036026

backs are really underappreciated.

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>> No.36036115

>boobs visible from behind
>muscles look like they could be used for grinding your dick against

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>> No.36036237

Why are her hands backwards?

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>> No.36036258

things would be different around here if i had a 7' space goat in my life.

>> No.36036276

You are under 100 years old. It’s extremely easy for you to hurt yourself with your naked unfluffy hands. You need to have help of some monster with big paws or some sort of tail to manage your ejaculations.

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>> No.36036337
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We've known about this story for years, why are you bringing up now?
Ah, that explains it.

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Waiting for Pennywise's take on a JubJub. Would he even be able to make a good story on a such a sex obsessed monster?

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>why are you bringing up now?
*bringing it up

>> No.36036384

eros priestess jubjub might know restraint

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>> No.36036445

I don't think such a thing is even possible. They're far too sex crazed.

>> No.36036562
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Need more jubs

>> No.36036619

>You are under 100 years old
Why you keep saying it? I don`t plan living this much, 60-70 years will be enough.

>> No.36036624

Jubs are hot but I can’t imagine actually marrying one, that sounds like hell

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>Be coomer
>Meet coomer bird
>Coom in coomer bird
>Good end

>> No.36036697

Well super Satan has spoke, coom inside the coomer bird.

>> No.36036708

You forgot
>coom in coomer bird perpetually for next sixty years

>> No.36036851

>choco jub
yes please

>> No.36036958

Jub gives you infinite strength and she's a cute sweetheart so it should be fine

>> No.36036987

Fuckihg hot

>> No.36037052

fuck off

>> No.36037095
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Dark skin gyaru jubjubs are nice

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It's certainly been a while, but I am indeed still alive. The first alternative ending, featuring Morala, is up.


Sorry this took so long to finish. There are actually things to do here, so I've been getting out of the house more.

As for what comes next, that's still up in the air. I might move on to another alternative, flesh out the jinko or hellwan greentext I wrote a few threads back, or go back to the requests list.

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Apply directly to the forehead.

>> No.36037231

Would watch meme videos all day with/10

>> No.36037242

That won't help my pain, I need mindflayer tits

>> No.36037247

Oh shid I wasn't expecting this

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Progress on the harpy breeding sim is slow. Dialogue system is mostly in place, just had to repair some stuff I broke along the way. I put it together in a modular way, so adding additional dialogue scenes should be easier.

Kind of dreading acquiring music/SFX for this since I'm not musically inclined but I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.


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>Kind of dreading acquiring music/SFX
Just use the generic hentai rpg maker soundtrack

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Approaching the end of the line art stage for "Indecent Occupations of Monster Girls." Gardener, Milkmaid and Tutor just need to be colored and captioned. Still waiting on the lineart for Cheshire Gym Coach.

That's all for now.

(Cropped out the naughty bits here because >blue board.)


>> No.36037334

Just use sound clips of a guy eating a sandwich.

>> No.36037364

Nice. Also, +1 for jinkos
For SFXs you can find some free assets in the game dev sites.
Keep up the good work anon.

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>tfw no harpy wife

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>she will never sing to you every morning denying you any hope of sleeping in
why even fucking LIVE

>> No.36037416

so you can get a lazy dragon wife

>> No.36037457

>Getting anything
>Let alone a fucking dragon
I'd be lucky if the slimes didn't run away in terror, or worse, laugh at me.

>> No.36037462

Good work.

>> No.36037476

pretty easy, just go cave spleunking into caves that look very old

>> No.36037483

That's a good way to get "eaten" by a grue.

>> No.36037492

My wife could beat up your wife but she wouldn't because I do not like it when she gets violent.

>> No.36037499

8 tons of wurm vs your wife, Im a smart man and betting on the heavyweight

>> No.36037522

Brawn always loses to brain my friend. Your dumb wife couldn't beat a simple greenworm.

>> No.36037526

Jokes on my my wive is 16 tons of wurm

>> No.36037538

jesus fuck, put her on a diet, man

>> No.36037554

>Cheshire Gym Coach.
It's another gangbang, isn't it?

>> No.36037563

a greenworm is even worse, they think with their stomach

>> No.36037565

She's not fat she is just very long, and muscle is heavier then fat.

>> No.36037570

I'm actually super pumped about this. Bern looks cute.

>> No.36037572

It will never not be funny that this picture of a wight keeps getting used by hellhoundfags

>> No.36037582

how tall?

>> No.36037608

Do you have any idea how hard it is to get a wurm to stay still long enough to measure her?

>> No.36037620

Thank you magoose.

>> No.36037627

yes, but i managed to do it with my wife and found that she was 8' tall

>> No.36037647

>"Wurmy, good girls stay still"
>Weight: FAT

>> No.36037662

Being able to beat up little girls doesn't set the bar very high.

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I know.

>> No.36037714
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How do you feel knowing the brown jubjub's name is Eddie?
It's from a MtF FurAffinity comic

>> No.36037735

Ruined. There should be a momster girl that makes you slightly shorter and more boy-like. That would be next level kino.

>> No.36037756

I always knew but don't bring it up cause alps are gay

>> No.36037777
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2D Pig Delicious

>> No.36037779

I won't let my fellow man be deceived by traps

>> No.36037803

I want to breed an entire barn of thick, fuckable piglets out of her!

>> No.36037846

>It's another gangbang, isn't it?
It is, sorry.

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>> No.36037873

The fuck

>> No.36037896

>gym coach cheshire gangbang

I'm disgusted but intrigued.

>> No.36037902

Fucking disgusting.

>> No.36037923

those lips make me lose

>> No.36037926

The worst part is not you, it's the fags who respond positively

>> No.36037944

nuh uh, it's you

>> No.36037950

Do you think there are gazers who have an eye or two that are color blind? That must be weird to see from both of those perspectives.

>> No.36037956

Shut up /trash/ cunt

>> No.36037958

no, if they were gonna be color blind then they are fully color blind

>> No.36037969

watch your profanity :(

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If everyone outside of it thinks wonderland's population is insane how do you think the wonderlandians think of the rest of the world/s? Boring? Slow?

>> No.36037977

It's not my thing but I don't have anything against it, I just enjoy the appealing content and pass by the rest.

Don't give summer newfags the drama they want.

>> No.36037990

I've never heard of anyone IRL color blind in just one eye.

>> No.36038011

They think others are the insane ones.

>> No.36038013

Nice, wasn't expecting to see more of your strawberry girl.

>> No.36038029

I want to bully a gazer that has homonymous hemianopsia !

>> No.36038046

wtf is that?

>> No.36038064

They don't think about the rest of the world

>> No.36038113

Could happen with a laser injury, I guess.

>> No.36038130

MtF is not a trap. The fact that IRL sex reassignment is a massive cope does not change the fact that fucking a person who changed from a man into a real, biological woman is not and never has been gay.

>> No.36038158

Once a man, always a man.

>> No.36038159

I fuck.....

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>> No.36038178

That's not how it works you fag

>> No.36038183

your brain will compensate, like with your blind spots; like normal peoples eye arent exactly the same, if you close one eye and look at a white surface youll since a different subtle tint from each eye. as long as one eye has color, the brain will fill in the blanks

>> No.36038201

so wonderland is the america of mge ?

>> No.36038206

I'm not the one fucking or lusting after a man.

Once a man, always a man.

>> No.36038208

no wonder they such fatasses

>> No.36038213

Evil foxes that delight in tempting men and bring kingdoms to ruin.

>> No.36038216

>all the worst stuff goes in wonderland
Makes sense

>> No.36038221

No, Wonderland is the equivalent of England,

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>> No.36038230

The ending that we wanted and oh boy, did you deliver on it.

>> No.36038238

America is just England 2

>> No.36038245

Which is why the Chaos realm is MGE's America

>> No.36038300

>Big tiddy Shoggoths, guns and burgers
I'm down.

>> No.36038311

They don't care about the rest of the world aside men that love wonderlandians they can summon there via dream rape.

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>> No.36038326

They've never summoned me...

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If you don't shut the fuck up I'm gonna bring out the vacuum cleaner stupid dog

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>> No.36038331

>good news, Shoggy!
>I know you've been having trouble keeping the house clean, so I hired this kikimora!
>say hi to Maria!

>> No.36038349

then what's new york city?

>> No.36038369

I want a thicc latina kikimora

>> No.36038388

New New Amsterdam

>> No.36038416

>extremely religious
>very sassy
>cute accent
>knows how to push your buttons with her words
>calls you carino and loves teasing you
>relapses into Spanish when pissed off
>is a shortstack

>> No.36038474

>come home late one day
>kiki is waiting for you on the front stoop holding la chancla
Not even the gods will intervene on your behalf.

>> No.36038475

what place is the best place in mge

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>> No.36038494

>anon's ass has never been redder in his whole life and never comes home late again

>> No.36038496

Kiki forgets her place. Kiki is doing her duties in the nude for the next week.

>> No.36038497

Dragonia or a glamorous undead city.

>> No.36038501

Give me a Slav Shog.

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>> No.36038528

>tekelis in russian
>is half vodka
>feeds you very well
>you can't understand her but is very helpful
>loves mastroka dolls
>has an adiais maid outfit for special times

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>> No.36038562

Manga about a guy who is prophetized to have a Hero son and tons of (cosplay-tier) monster girls that rape him when he sleeps.
Oddly enough other sites have less chapters.

>> No.36038572

but where is that, anon?

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Dunno. I'll tell you if I find out.

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>> No.36038613

what are the three stages of mofu addiction?

>> No.36038623
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Denial, bargaining, and acceptance.

>> No.36038626

Acceptance, acceptance, and then a dangerous level of acceptance.

>> No.36038628

Go outside and touch Alraunes

>> No.36038632
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Protective Dark Elf with a FAT butt

>> No.36038636

i did but now I am in prison

>> No.36038643

Can I touch Tentacles instead?

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>> No.36038650

Inside your wife.

>> No.36038651

Referring to permanent internment in an alraune's bulb as "prison" is pretty rude.

>> No.36038655

am i wrong?

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Sounds like you want to spend the next three days in constant orgasm, inmate. This is not a prison.

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Instructions unclear. Attempted nature magic and now she is shooting lasers from her mouth for some reason.

>> No.36038683
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The best cats love water.

>> No.36038687

>haha monstergirls plus real cultures haha amirite

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>> No.36038699

>Jinko wife gets off on sex in the bath.

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>> No.36038714

>not a prison
>referred to as inmate
ah yes the water is red and there is no sun

>> No.36038718
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Local vampire tries to relive her old days as a hero.

>> No.36038765

>tfw ywn go have an adventure in a vampires castle to get her hand in marriage

>> No.36038798

>catfish whiskers
Why do I find those oddly attractive?

>> No.36038811

>serious looking monster being half naked like it's nothing
hello new fetish

>> No.36038821

The first rule of Rape Club is: you do not talk about Rape Club.

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Doesn't lich basically do that too? I bet the profile one isn't wearing anything behind that book.

>> No.36038944

I think he meant serious more on the stern business-like sense. That elf was doing her duty guiding the guy without care her shiny ass was for the world to see.

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It's impressive the author doesn't bitch about letting the MC have sex, though a shame he has to pass out every time it happens. This is unironically the kind of manga that would be better as an H-doujin because they wouldn't need these convoluted loopholes to keep the age rating.

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Wight is Right

>> No.36039045

>ywn get set up to be married to a wight

>> No.36039079

Thank god

>> No.36039127

wish i had some part of my body trapped between her thighs

>> No.36039131
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wights are for bragging about (you) at her fancy noble parties

>> No.36039156

It seems one red ass cheek wasn't enough

>> No.36039163

>finally shake the nasty old wight that's been pestering you to marry her
>find a nice banshee to marry instead
>cries like a baby all the time, but you love her to bits
>get married, happiest day of your life
>as you're getting it on, you notice something strange
>she isn't crying at all
>telling you to thrust harder, calling you a worthless peasant
>notice one of her ears has warped
>rip it off
>it's a fake
>tear the other one off
>jump out of bed and turn on the light
>the wight's dark hair dye is starting to bleed out from all the sweat
>smugly tells you that it's too late
>drags you back into bed with her claws
Curse these wily monsters

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The monsters are doomed, there is a tanuki out there selling enchanted rape whistles
She said, and I quote this directly
"No monster, no matter how strong their will, can resist the enchantment on this whistle", anything from the mightiest of dragons to the lowliest of slimes will heed its call".
Mankind is saved!

>> No.36039175

Anon, what did we tell you about tanukis?

>> No.36039188

I want to drink champagne off a loli wight's lap

>> No.36039234

Just use a ball gag like a regular guy, what the fuck.

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They are trustworthy and can be counted on to provide quality goods and services with no risk of ulterior motives?

>> No.36039382

1.8 inches erect.

>> No.36039437

Fairies and pixies.

>> No.36039445

time to get sleep raped

>> No.36039446

This breaks the fairy

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penywise got me thinking about what other monstergirl rivalries you could 'mediate'.
currently on bickering dark mages.

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>> No.36039465

these kuudere nerds really need more love, I cant remember any good stories about them

>> No.36039467

That's a good diplomatic technique right there.

>> No.36039473

okay, fairy layer

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Tomorrow I’ll

>> No.36039501

draw some hags and try and draw one in a way too small magical girl outfit

>> No.36039513

I'm worried.
Gremlin-san normally doesn't leave these things unfinished.

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shitpost with my wife

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>> No.36039546

Invent Druella in the cooler

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why is she mad?

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Great filename

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>> No.36039606

I get the feeling that no matter what I answer, the end result is gonna be the same

>> No.36039612

Not yet at least.

>> No.36039614

not getting dicked

>> No.36039628

can't reach the top shelf

>> No.36039633
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Spiders chads run MGE.

>> No.36039640

I can't believe Blanc would resort to necromancy to fix her chestlet status.

>> No.36039651

i dunno about jorogumo but ushi oni are hug on sight

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I fear no spider, but this thing.
Scares me.

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>Spiders chads run MGE.
that's a funny way of spelling kikis

>> No.36039712

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead I'm going to find and bang a ryu of some sort as I'm sick of getting blueballed out of some thunderstorms

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MeidoKEKS getting uppity

>> No.36039728

Does anyone have the link to the jinko greentext from a few threads ago? Looks like it didn't archive.

>> No.36039736

i mean spidermaids are pretty cool too.
that's why i got an atlach

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>> No.36039746

>atlach nacha maid
lmao how noisy do they get when you make a mes son purpose just to taunt them?

>> No.36039760

Okay but what happens when the Antediluvians wake up?

>> No.36039769

We'll be sucked dry, in more ways than one.

>> No.36039770

You let the Dark Mages know and they'll handle it.

>> No.36039806

Saying that a Dark Mage could handle it is a gross over simplification of what happened. Ravnos-Chan spent an entire weak fighting every Werewolf on that side of the continent, fought the three strongest Inari on the planet, and withstood constant Gremlin bombardment including two Goddamn nukes.

>> No.36039820

They handled it.
Sure, a fair amount of India had been raped by that point but she was stopped!

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>> No.36039890

Y-You mean giants and nephilims?

>> No.36039898

Tell me about your setting/headcanon, I know you have one.

>> No.36039938

Okay, but saying "The handled it," grossly understates the situation in their favor. Not only did they have to employ the single most complex and costly working in their organization but it didn't work until they nuked the entire area twice, including once in the underworld to blow it from all layers of reality up. All of that just to kill ONE. The moment Lasombra-Chan and [The Onee-San] emerge is the moment they're raped.

>> No.36039982

To be fair, part of the problem is a few certain someones tried to keep it 'in house' and blocked the sun for a bit, needing the Mana Nukes.

That being said, we don't know if she really got killed.
She may just be napping again or making everyone think she is dead.

>> No.36039984

There a man for every monster in my headcanon and monsters instinctively know which man they are supposed to approach so they do not ever have to deal with the pain of rejection. The idea of femcel monsters makes me very sad.

>> No.36040008

The entire setting is Druella's imaginary world she's dreaming up while wasting away on a hospital bed in modern day japan. She's bullied for being unattractive and has never had a boyfriend which is why she made up this whole imaginary world where she's this super powerful and sensual demon going around and turning reality into this absurd sex fantasy, but the sad truth is her own lingering acceptance of her own unattractiveness is keeping her from having her own insert indulge in those fantasies which is why we never get any information about Druella having a husband. It's to keep at least some level of immersion because she can't accept that anyone would love her even in her own fantasies.

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>> No.36040018

Normal fantasy setting but angels and demons can only display their power for a small amount of time on the human realm and exceeding that incurs consequences. So it’s a common practice among them to select human champions/bodyguards/heroes they can groom or form partnerships. Synchronizing with a human allows the human to access the angel/demon power for a long time and with little consequence, but they need a lot of mutual trust since you are exposing yourself when doing that. Demons are more rampant hedonists though when they grow attached they manipulatively tend to try to keep their champions away of trouble, angels are calmer and more collected, though they are eager to commit big atrocities if convinced they can maximize saving people. This causes them to start “bugging” once they get attached to a human because they can’t accept exposing him to danger or using him as a sacrificial pawn even if fully believing that’s necessary for greater good.
The human they select tend to be chosen mostly on personality since the angels/demons believe they can just train them into being powerful anyway.

>> No.36040036

>Gathering of all the clans to discuss how to stop them.
>So old that they weren't the 'new' vampires
>As they're all arguing, debating, and generally politicking about the end of the world, a malkavian in the back just offhandedly mentions.
>"Do they have a type?"

>> No.36040114
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It's an alternative version of our world where monstergirls are unknown to most of mankind, they work under secret societies that sometimes control big multinationals, sometimes countries through monarchies. They have been pulling the strings through most of human history and only reveal their true forms to their future husbands, once they choose them.

They also fight each other for control, they mostly don't like those who aren't part of their own society. Some examples would be Japan, which has an imperial family of kitsunes disguised as human royalty and are the ones really controlling the country, not the "democratic government". Paris is under the control of a Lilim who claimed it as her territory. Nobody dares to say otherwise. Lots of cities in North America are controlled by witch covens, etc.

I was making a map for it but never ended it. Maybe I should now.

tl;dr Vampire the Masquerade meets Cyberpunk meets MGE

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>> No.36040158

No monster actually infinitely rapes you, not even Jubs.

>> No.36040163

Kaga is the cutest fox. Wish she and her sister switched personalities.

>> No.36040190

Yea I'm not very partial to the cold cunt attitude she's got either I prefer akagi's warm kind but clingy fuck thing

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Shinano is the superior floof.

>> No.36040256

Not nearly dangerous enough to nearby civilian lives.

>> No.36040378

Did KC ever became aware of people using his art as RPGMaker assets?
Years ago, waaaay before he started working on his own game, someone shared a bunch of .png pics which were his MGE profile artworks buth with transparent backgrounds. If I were a artist I would have no issue with people using my art for non-commercial projects as long I were credited so personaly I see no issue with free games, but I'm not KC and I dont know of he is even aware of it.

>> No.36040414

>Erotic error monster girl games
Thats what I readed ar first

>> No.36040453

One day MGE will reach sci-fi status

>> No.36040466

Gremlins and Automatons are fucking around and I think Runya Runya is trying to develop a modern style magitech city.

>> No.36040468

Wolf mofu is better than fox mofu, in most cases. I'm quickly coming to this conclusion.

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Prove it.

>> No.36040488

No, I mean full-blown sci-fi. Spaceships, lightsabers and futuristic buildings.
Canon MGE will never advance towards a full-blown space fantasy scenario because KC already said he has no intention of making the world THAT advanced technologically.

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Wolf mofu is more sturdy, thicker, but no where near as soft and luxurious as fox. Both have their pros and cons.

>> No.36040500

I have a meta setting where I'm with my waifu, and in it I moonlight as a writer, with characters that loosely resemble the two of us, amongst several others.

Both the meta and the fictional settings are based on MGE proper, but in the meta one I frequently travel between MGE world and the human world.

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both pale in comparison to the real mofu queen

>> No.36040532

At best, 50% of fox mofu is full of lies and deceit. If you encounter a fox, she is probably trying to trick you.

Contrast a wolf. If she takes an interest in you, it is genuine.

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i would request several double blind tests experiencing each, just to be sure.

>> No.36040540

Of course. The best mofu are Bat, Moth, Birb, and Gazer

>> No.36040553

bunyip tho

>> No.36040593

Have you checked her bowl? Maybe she's just hungry. Always take good care of your dog girl, it's abuse to not pay attention.

>> No.36040608

This captured my heart

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>> No.36040652

What an ass

>> No.36040681

I'm gonna give a nice before I read this just in case the thread is archived too soon

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Black Sclera

>> No.36040706

i concur

>> No.36040773

Pastebins censored to hell so here

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>> No.36040828

ASMR: Order Knights and Soldiers marching on in the rain while sneaky monstergirls watch quietly behind cover


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>> No.36040880

Why even shoehorning monstergirls? Imagine: just knights and soldiers, all rugged and manly, marching and singing in the rain... Knowhatimsayin'?

>> No.36040908

You're responding to the /tg/ spammer. May as well be talking to a bot, in fact you probably are

>> No.36040909

No... No I don't.

>> No.36040926


>> No.36040949

You only get one shot to do it the interesting way though, so make sure you pick the most interesting rivalry. After that you're left to throwing other dudes in the way. Still funny.

There's a lot. Dhampir and Vampire are baked in, and there's even two ways you could go about it, vampire supremacy and get the dhampir hooked on blood or dhampir supremacy and get the vampire to heavily tone back.

There's also the classic dwarf and elf that you could solve a la tolkien. Friendship over shenanigans.

Goblin and pixy turf wars.

Lava golem and glacies tension.

Greenworm and dryad

>> No.36040986

Pharaoh and other pharaoh

>> No.36041004

Hellhound Atago
that is all

>> No.36041112
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New Kobold waifus commission! Very cute latex nurses.

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Baphomets are for cuddling and head-pats

>> No.36041141

>Some of the Sabbaths like Runya Runya's are cool concepts
>But Sabbath
What a conundrum.

>> No.36041149


>> No.36041155

An Anubis that needs to control everything and a wurm that can not be controlled.

Classic unstoppable force meets unmovable object.

>> No.36041158

You don't have to dick them, anon. Just visit, go to their parties, storybook readings, or maybe even work for them if you're seeking employment.

>> No.36041167

I wonder
what about meeting a pharaohs parents?

>> No.36041171

Just headcanon them as not lolis.

>> No.36041200
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How do I tell autism fish I love her when she is so autstic she doesn't speak anything besides fish?

>> No.36041220

time to learn fish then

>> No.36041273

Based and KDFpilled

>> No.36041277

I want a Lich momster to read me spooky stories before bed.

>> No.36041291

You hold her close and cuddle her, pat her hair, also contrary to what you'd assume, the stiffer spines of her ear fins are actually more sensitive than the fin itself. Also, do not forget body-communication in how high up her back you hold her, you shouldn't start high, but somewhere in the middle, then you can drift higher or lower depending on your intentions.

>> No.36041311

The russian love for monstergirls has always intrigued me.

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What would happen when if an Alraraune were to take a doppelganger potion? Would just the human part duplicate, leaving you with a pseudo-liliraune? Or would the whole plant with the human part duplicate, leaving many bulb-love rooms for you to inhabit with your wive's many bodies? Maybe a single mega-bulb with her doppels inside? Maybe the deciding factor is how she drinks it.

>> No.36041332

gonna learn russian so I can speak to the autism fish

>> No.36041339

>For no other reason than to wish her a good day and ask how the fishing's going

>> No.36041365

BEEG nose nuzzling and tender smooching on the lips.

>> No.36041436

Is it so weird that I also thought the same about her minus the death bed part?

>> No.36041469

>Bad end

>> No.36041502
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>Lilim prankster decides to pull the ol' "Honey I Shrunk Anon"
>Teleports Anon as he sleeps to her private mega flora garden and builds some giant bird feeders, plants some giant trees, adds his porch, a little pond and boom Anon's backyard
>Hires a bunch of spider gals, big buff ratas, honey bees/hornets, ant girls, vamp mosquitoes and other insect gals
>Takes bets to see how long Anon will stay a bachelor, and which girl will take him

>> No.36041515

Russia's suicide rate is nearly twice as high as Japan's. If you lived there you'd need a hug too.

>> No.36041523

>Russia's suicide rate is nearly twice as high as Japan's.
Per capita or total?

>> No.36041531

East euro women I understand are especially 3DPD, too.

>> No.36041549

Per capita

>> No.36041560

I have autistically made a world setting and history for a story I will never write.

But long story short it's basically MGE except things are not going as well. Same way monsters won't be attracted to human psychopaths truly irredeemable monsters didn't succubize and the Order is holding the line and the Monster Lords forces are running out of men that they can reach.

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>> No.36041621

But those huge platform shoes tho

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Noted and ignored in lieu of cow fox

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>> No.36041784

had a dream that i had a automata wife that was helping be build gunpla
i'm out of gunpla kits to build and i have no automata wife, so this is suffering

>> No.36041786

Wonderland has the best Fuckball teams

>> No.36041806

>Become proficient in magic elsewhere
>Use magical proficiency to obtain apprenticeship or research job in Sabbath
>Avoid sex while at the same time using an array of Sabbath sourced mana cages to collect ambient Bapho demonic energy from the demon realm you're stationed in
>Become a powerful Incubus with boosted magical capacity without losing your dignity
>Repeat on an endless loop and break the setting's meta without having to fuck anyone
Monster girls CANNOT HANDLE my grindset

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You're trying so hard to pull one over on them that you're ultimately just pranking your own life.

>> No.36041861

I don't know, shenanigans of that scale sound like they might be fun. Anything that involves going out there and making a concerted effort towards your goal in a way that brings you to new places and leads you to new things sounds like it would be enjoyable even for the hustle alone.

>> No.36041872

>Avoid sex

You just skimmed over the most critical part of your plan.

>> No.36041896


>avoid sex

sounds like it's gonna end up like one of those before & after pictures.

>> No.36041926

Do palidens attacking monster controlled areas wear chastity belts or does that just excite the monsters more?

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>> No.36041980
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>Hah, I'll never lose to monster pussy!

>> No.36041991

>What a tiny, smol monster, I bet she's low level and is easy exp!

>> No.36042092

I bet in the monstergirl world. You can potentially identify a corrupted man and or secretly disguised Monstergirl masquerading as a normal human woman just by the sound of their voice actor.

For example, a seemingly normal but good looking human man you tend to meet in your travels is voiced by Keith Silverstein? Highly likely an incubus or Demon Lord Realms agent who will join your party and then betray you in a critical moment like impaling cute priestess healer with a Demon Realm Silver Spear.

>> No.36042105

If you get good enough in step one then at step two you can try for the Shirokuto Sabbath. Sex is a lot easier to avoid in that one, and it's the one in particular that takes on magically gifted males in apprentice roles. It's honestly pretty perfect for this.

>> No.36042165

You can turn the naturally born bicorn into unicorn if You refuse to cuck her. Bicorns also can give birth to unicorns and they want them to be happy, so they don't try and spread their lifestyle to them.
Also jubjub is not perpetrualy riding You, she just needs to have constant skin contact. Most of the time she's simply hugging You.
Finally the best ending for best girl.

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Now tell me how can monstergirls and mamono Mana help solve and fix problems that isn't religious zealotry from the Order? Like let's say, soul crushing depressing shit, torn families and soul crushing and dehumanizing hardships?

>> No.36042624

are you going say to mamono banana mana cant create love now or some shit

>> No.36042626

>torn families
Make a new family and become happy that way
>soul crushing and dehumanizing hardships
Mananomana fixes the place you live in in case it's fucked, people stop being assholes and it fixes your trauma so you can go and find happiness.

Really, it's quite simple. It fixes pretty much anything.

>> No.36042739

go skydiving with my daughter

>> No.36042794

So that's how a harpy dad teacher his daughters how to fly.

>> No.36043033

>Now tell me how can monstergirls and mamono Mana help solve and fix problems
Anon, just start reading MGE wiki, damn you. Most of your questions is already answered there.

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Big healthy wolfus.

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remember to be careful with ghosts

>> No.36043569

Ghost, or vengeful spirit?

>> No.36043604

the size of their assets determine that

>> No.36043767

Vengeful spirits are the superior ghost.

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i agree

>> No.36043860
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Normal, ordinary kots

>> No.36043910

this kot is weird but I can't put my finger on why?

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>> No.36044052

i disagree

>> No.36044134

I agree

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Try putting your whole hand on it.

>> No.36044676

gazer ass is the perfect thing for breakfast

>> No.36044821
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what do I do if I finally reach the final boss in the castle and she gives me a smile like this?

>> No.36044823

Best girl is Emaballande, so nein

>> No.36044853

Do a 360 and run away

>> No.36044870

Hope you have a stamina build pal, because she will enjoy you for a looooong time

>> No.36044942

into her arms?

>> No.36045006

Call her an old lady and run

>> No.36045008

give her a french kiss, she will be surprised that she will faint

>> No.36045025

>Tsurara-kunoichi captures you
>pins you down with her icicle daggers
>grabs your legs and drags you off
>"You're going to Winterstown"

>> No.36045045

i'd rather go to brazil before aI go to wintertown

>> No.36045068

Tell her she has very nice teeth, she should be proud

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Wtf mano...

>> No.36045245

Elf forest

>> No.36045308

I just wanna enjoy monster girls with visual way, without any sex interactions. Do i ask too much?

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Flattie forest

>> No.36045333

but how do you not get raped by them?
the worst place of all

>> No.36045349
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Bro no!

>> No.36045377

Not get raped?

>> No.36045426

ohh no, those elves are gonna fuck you into a two day coma

>> No.36045457

when you say lolis are shit

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>> No.36045630

Why do I feel like I see the exact same posts from the same posters very often.

>> No.36045652

because you do

>> No.36045656

>torn families
Divorced, single dads are probably like blood in the water for monsters

>> No.36045741

welcome to the internet, this happens on any board and any website

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>> No.36045883

I mean wasn’t in the MGE demo some Cat girl crazily fucking a guy that was cheated by his original wife or something?

>> No.36046147

I don’t see the problem. Feels like her reality is better than what she imagined.

>> No.36046154

what happens if you ask a monster for mercy when they rape you?

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Depends on the species and their individual personality, they might be more gentle, or they may get more aggressive, either way you are getting raped.

>> No.36046210

>1- Motherly/onee-san hug and headpats, but begging for mercy involuntarily makes their pussy contract so you will at least ejaculate one more time
>2- Activation of predatory instincts so they rape you harder while kissing and licking all the insides of your mouth

>> No.36046328

Monsters probably don’t have particularly strong feelings about men who hate them because they’re lied to by the Order, but what would they think about men who find out the truth about monsters, but still hate them anyways because they think their oversexxed lifestyle is disgusting?

>> No.36046361

Both is fucking hot, but when monster girls turns off their rape-mode and just start lovemaking with hubby?

>> No.36046404

When you get married duh

>> No.36046440

After you get married or start being a bit more open about wanting children or lovey dovey sex (which is basically the same as a marriage proposal to them)

>> No.36046495

Ironic answer: nothing a bit of rape can’t solve
Unironic answer: my guess is some of them may actually try to convince them otherwise to varying degrees, if not outright raping the men, talking it out or something like that. In MGE it’s essentially fateful for a pairing to happen.

>> No.36046519

Sometimes you just have to fuck the brazilian harpies with big bundas.

>> No.36046545

Unfortunately, hellhounds don't care. Even if you are a married couple she still attacks and rape you hard like in yours first meeting. i don`t mind, but someone hips soon will literally broken.

>> No.36046563

is there any way to strength the hips

>> No.36046606

Eventually the mamono mana should make you stronger. But until then you should suffer at least 1 trip to the hospital and end up treated by your Hellhound dressed like a nurse.
Worst case scenario your semen will also strengthen her, so you may end up with the pelvis broken again anyway

>> No.36046624

break it harder

>> No.36046667

if you get some advance warning there's probably some fortification potions

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That works too.

>> No.36046810

Monster girl commenting on anons pictures online in broken English.

>> No.36046975

Indian Jinkos
>hey beutiful
>mm vry nice pinus you sexy
>you show to me n I sned you bob pics we do the sex

>> No.36047024

They're autistic.
Don't forget the hyperbole angle. Not every monster is Jubjub tier, it's still possible to have a relationship with "normal" sexual activity, just not going completely puritanical or even celibate. Crippling phobia of sex is a disorder even by IRL standards, so that would call for therapy.

>> No.36047032

So what happens when you actually send her a dick pic?

>> No.36047047

IP tracing
Invasion of property etc.

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>> No.36047112

japanes bapho
>big muscles very erotic

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>> No.36047169

Bapho should not be allowed on the internet. Too much thirst posting, propaganda and I'm pretty sure it's past their bed time anyhow.

>> No.36047192

Greenworm and Giant Slug

>> No.36047252

just how much sabbath propaganda would there be?

>> No.36047311

they don't have to try very hard for men, just keep making familiars and that sells itself.
they could target female recruits, i suppose. Anti-aging products lure many.

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The horns will get you

>> No.36047327

It would be everywhere, but in low quantities. But unless you go to certain places on the internet, you wouldn't find that much off it right away. A post here, a meme there, a few comments talking about how the sabbath is actually good, etc.
Not enough for you to actually think about and easy enough to ignore. It's just there.
But every now and again you'll stumble on a thread or post talking about the sabbath and it's full on propaganda and "Well actually". As long as you don't engage you'll be fine. But if you start posting or talking to them, you're in for the thread of your life, they'll make every argument under the sun, show every "statistic" or "proof" you could ever want. The worst part is that just like scammers or telemarketers, the moment you start to engage with them on any other level than to mock them, they got their hooks in you.

Anyway, the sabbath isn't all that bad when you think of it.

>> No.36047353

Nice try Bapho-chan but you’ll never convince me to set foot in a sabbath

>> No.36047358

They are very subtle. There would be a lot of Minecraft let's play videos where Sabbath girls are trying to groom an onii-chan.

>> No.36047376

what if two familiars grab you on either side and plead with you to come inside?

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>> No.36047388

>but you’ll never convince me to set foot in a sabbath
A summoning portal with your name on it says that we don't need to convince you.

>> No.36047421

Convincing men about the value of having a little sister and pushing them to learn to cook. Every word that comes out of her mouth is a clever attempt to manipulate boys into becoming the perfect onii-chan.

>> No.36047426

is shit tier and is bad, give me full bodied curvy monsters any day of the week

>> No.36047455

gamer nerd sabbaths start seething when the big girls just undo all their subtle propaganda work by grabbing men and and shoving them into their abs, instantly claiming them

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You say that like they can’t just grab men too.

>> No.36047512

not big enough for their abs to be level with a man's face

>> No.36047513
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You know those televangelists with the huge mega churches? That X100

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I don’t know how to tell you this
There are more appeal points to monsters than abs

>> No.36047543

I doubt it. They enjoy being “taboo”, mass appeal isn’t their aim.
That would just take half the fun out of it.

>> No.36047548

yeah of course, duh
>bovine tails
>aggressive nature
>big muscles
>huge milkers

>> No.36047553

>have sabbath roommate
>she always listens to that bapho propaganda
>likes to make me watch as well
>loli is kinda good
>Loli is the best
>end up fucking sabbath roomate

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>> No.36047625

I would love to start watching the propaganda with her and then just mentally tap out after a while. Once it's over I just go "well that was nice" and go on with my day.

>> No.36047634

Who could possibly be behind this post?

>> No.36047645

>wut hapen?
Designated fucking streets

>> No.36047649

Why would they need propoganda Anon? It's commonly accepted amongst most adult men that the ideal breeding age is under 13. And of course, there's a natrual appeal to a cute, possesive little girl in a naked apron waiting for her onii-chan to come home! I think you're just being paranoid.

>> No.36047663

>looks under 13
>>is actually 800 years old

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This is the ideal female body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

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I wish to be completely broken and then tenderly snuggled by the biggest mino possible

>> No.36047688

They're under 13 in spirit Anon.

>> No.36047700

Well my very stacked 3000 year old lich wife says she still feel like a 15 year old at heart.

>> No.36047720

>>in spirit
their spirit is still fucking old as dust

>> No.36047729

>their spirit is still fucking old as dust
Nah, her spirit is kept pristine by her phylactery.

>> No.36047756

how are her hips? they still good? also does she get joint pain?

>> No.36047779

she's probably on her 12th set of hips by now. Lichs are big on interchangeable parts

>> No.36047786

damn, you keep breakin 'em, bro?

>> No.36047812

>Anon fucks his lich wife so hard she has to get her hips replaced
>Lich marks this experiment down as "Showing promise"

>> No.36047849

Incubization hit him hard.

>> No.36047883

do you think if I asked a lich nicely that I could get unbreakable hips that not even a 10000 year old pent up ushi oni could put a dent in them?

>> No.36047956

Good house husbands pamper their wageslave wives

>> No.36048032

You ask in the wrong place. Deviantart has many communities that would suit your particular tastes. Go there and don't come back.

>> No.36048127

fuck it hurts to walk

>> No.36048136
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I've been in a coma, did KC release anything after...after...whatever the hell undead looking one that liked to hug people? Or finish his game?

Christ how long has it been.

>> No.36048186

he put out a demo for the game and he's redesigned ghost and mimic

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This but dragon.

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This but wolfu

>> No.36048257

>Seeking employment
But i want to be payed in actual currency, not mamono pussy.

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I can't find Mimic or Ghost but I did find this nifty Gazer thing.


>> No.36048322

Great story, my only complaint is the lack of a daughter epilogue but that may be getting greedy.

>> No.36048485

Just working more on the rpg, no new profiles just yet. In other news, you've missed:
>magus's story finally coming to an end
>bunch of art updates by kc, including mimic, werewolf, dryad
>translations for world guides being complete, expands on dragons and mermaids
>continued shitposting raids on the thread that come and go
>greenworms becoming one of the more endeared girls in the thread
>guy with a cute baphomet wife who gets mistaken for a daughter a disproportionate amount of times
>loads of new memes
>KC making a private account, limiting who sees his stream of consciousness
>new Black Souls

>> No.36048495

>>greenworms becoming one of the more endeared girls in the thread
Yeah, still not a fan.

>> No.36048513

yeah still fucking weird but more people like them now than before

>> No.36048520

but you did consider them

>> No.36048561 [SPOILER] 
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I did and they shall remain where they are on my tier list.
There's a non-MGE OC that's great though.

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What's a Black Souls?

Is it a MG version of Dark Souls?

>> No.36048651

MGQ game

>> No.36048661

I just cant anything drawn by an unironic western furry artist

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Big meidos are best meidos.

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Elaborate you twisted fiend.

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>> No.36048777

not really a whole lot more. from the get go i knew i'd like them better with clothes and hands and then wonderworm happened

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>> No.36048835

A Dark Souls and western fairy tales addict tried to make a RPG incorporating both. Enemies hitting fucking hard but you get Parry and Evade commands to compensate. Bunch of recruitable heroines, though few monster girls. In the first game, that is.
In Black Souls 2, this time most of the motifs are of Alice in the Wonderland rather than a combination of fairy tales. Monster girls characters from the book are allies and enemies (Jubjub, Bandersnatch, Jabberwocky etc.) and the game takes more of a Bloodborne approach with mechanics similar to Insight.
Both games allow a lot of freedom in what you can do. Your actions have consequences, while being a hero can reward you with allies and gifts, killing or raping whoever you see will also affect what happens and people may come hunting you down for that.

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I like the black lipstick this artist gives his shog

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>> No.36048952

Why do I feel like I see the exact same posts from the same posters very often.

>> No.36048963

we're stuck in an endless recursion of time

>> No.36048978

I've never seen one before, no one has, but I'm guessing it's a white hole.

>> No.36048987

you just made the same fucking post

>> No.36048991

because you do

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Maybe you need to see a psychiatrist.

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>> No.36049079

Everyone who goes to see Dr. Mind F. Layer reports a very positive experience. It's a little weird that they all say the exact same thing about her, but whatever.

>> No.36049118

her tits are massive, they make me feel so calm when I look at them

>> No.36049134
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>> No.36049145

the things that are a bitch to manage

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>> No.36049261

i would give my soul for a mindflayer rn

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>> No.36049292

These jokes were kind of charming the first few times but I'm really starting to think BB needs to come up with some new material that isn't just le epic hentai trope reference or elves getting spurned

>> No.36049297
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Dumb fish.

>> No.36049329

Think all the despair of dark souls mixed with monster girls and maledom rape.

>> No.36049356

would mermaids get aroused by someone eating caviar?

>> No.36049362

those krakens brag about giving full body massages but they barely even touch the brain. mindflayers are where it's at

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Very dumb fish.

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Is she dumb now?

>> No.36049638

what are some tips you need to know before you adventuring?

>> No.36049650

Pack a few bottles of holy water

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>> No.36049663

to drink?

>> No.36049682
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If you encounter a monster wearing high heels, then just run-their heels will prevent them from catching up.

>> No.36049686

To wash down any cursed swords you find

>> No.36049766

be careful of putting on any new armor you find in ruins

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What could possibly happen?

>> No.36049834

ancient evil armor, that's what could happen. You will be milked constantly in exchange for a fuck ton of power

>> No.36049905

>that wide fauld

>> No.36049919

just noticed that is a curaiss

>> No.36049928

oh shit yeah it is
what is that doofus doing
cuirass goes up, not down there

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>> No.36049960

would the milfier the living armor is,.the more coverage it gives?

>> No.36049998

What if I don't want power? What if I put it on cause the armor was cool?

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How much should you fluff the tail?

>> No.36050022

then you are fucked

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>> No.36050080

Remember to help out at the local fox shrine.

>> No.36050090

Egyptian 2hu fan

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How do I help out?

>> No.36050124
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Amazonian forest elves

>> No.36050142
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I prefer space goats.

>> No.36050164

Gonna breed that spacegoat super soldier

>> No.36050181

If you sipped, would her boobs get smaller?

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It would be extremely pleasurable.

>> No.36050218

no, they would, in fact, get bigger

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Red and green space goats > any other space goat

>> No.36050288

How can that be?

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shog, that's all you need to know

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>> No.36050327

they are full of deep love

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>> No.36050385

Adaptative evolution in response to a need.

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But the Bible says that evolution isn't real.

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>> No.36050444

It would be more accurate to call it a metamorphosis, as evolution occurs across generations.

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makes sense to me

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>> No.36050552

Good thing I have my mass megamorphosis spells and potions at the ready.

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He already made a joke image about that too. If I could fucking find it...ever since that megaupload link of all his work that constantly updated was tore down I have to use more annoying methods.

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>> No.36050693

Oh no!?

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You wouldn't live in a castle with a vampire milf and her three daughters.

>> No.36050724

I would, but not them because they are fake.

>> No.36050748

not with them. two vamps and a dhamp is more lively anyway

>> No.36050769

that’s fucking amazing holy shit lmao

>> No.36050910

I don't really are about the milf give me those three daughters

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Pat head

>> No.36050998

Head pats don't even feel all that great. What would really do it would be running fingers through her hair.

>> No.36051022

Okay, but how many babies?

>> No.36051055

little miss appears to have misplaced her shirt

>> No.36051075

At least 1 for the next demon king. 5 to be safe because all the other clans will send apocalypse maidens torape you too, so your clan will need to be the strongest numerically. No upper limit if she wants
Wait wha-