Monster Girl Thread

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Pharaoh butt

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wurms are best

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>I've got a spare ticket to the Black Wendigo Murder concert tonight, let's go!

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>>34525867
>gothpunk
>dark comedy
She's dark where it counts, on the inside. Clever dark elves, spreading their depravity with the power of Hot Topic. She probably wants to make you shop there. Truly the most brutal of BDSM.

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>>34526052
please stop with the ritualposting

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>>34526056
Hell of a way to spend Walpurgis Night.

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Remember to follow the law

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>>34526077
i do what i want cause i can't read that sign

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>>34526087
I would like to approach many things in dragonia in such a manner.

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>>34526056
Edgy black metal wendigo has nothing on traditional kitsune glam metal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq4j1LtCdww

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>>34526142
i would so abide by that too, I'll see if I can cause a ruckus while I'm at it

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Here is your Neo Order guys.

For the Neo Order is surprisingly made up of a majority of pure human women choosing to protect the pure human bois from monstergirl snatch.

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>>34526181
Fuck off

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a repeat

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>>34526077
laws are meant to be broken, and those gators tails be looking too skinny

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Let's have a moment of silence to remember the burgers we mcfucking lost along the way...

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>>34526271
you guys eat burgers?

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>>34526336
I live in America.
What do you think?

>No waifus to grill burgers for

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>>34526344
i feel ya on that one. I wonder what country would have the biggest bogey population after the portals open?

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>>34526354
No idea.
All I know is that I honestly would probably move over to their world just to explore more.

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>>34526371
me too cause this world sucks to live in, I wanna go explore and have an adventure over there

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>>34526271
Have that image in color anon.

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>>34526391
nice, thanks

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>>34526380
Its more just being able to see and experience an unknown world like that.

Earth feels quite small when you can just look something up online.

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>>34526391
Who the fuck puts shr*mp on a burger?

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>>34526413
it's meat. I'd think about it.

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>>34526401
Burgers must be enjoyed in HD

>>34526413
Fox ladys obiously.

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>>34526413
Shrimps are delicious

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>>34526459
very true, but not a burger

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Is this what "crazy like a fox" means?

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Gazer breast milk and pussy cum soup
Gremlin breast milk and pussy cum soup
Titania breast milk and pussy cum soup
Holstaur breast milk and pussy cum soup
Old fox breast milk and pussy cum soup
Wight breast milk and pussy cum soup
Cheshire cat breast milk and pussy cum soup

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>>34526597
where can i go and eat these meals

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Oni have strong muscles so they can comfortably carry much larger breasts!

Oni are amazing!

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>>34526624
Weird, that's what that salamander told me.
And that ogre
And that centaur.

good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be careful what you hear, it may not be true

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>>34526336
Yeah but not fast food burgers

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>>34526610
At Ushi's Soup Hut
Come and drink soup made from all 220 species. Each species flavor gives a different magic effect when consumed by they all make your penis extra healthy, strong, big, and orgasm-prone anyways.

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>>34526664
am at the starting holst plains, is it near?

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Now it's Vappu, time to drink all that mead you've been making all week.
You have been making mead for Vappu, haven't you?

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>>34526677
Close. It's next to the centaur breeding stables in the rural zone. Is a Navi-toskr near by? Ask her to take you to Ushi's Soup Hut. If you end up at the Goblin Rape-Love Spitoon and Knotted Kobolds' porn studio center, you've gone too far.

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>>34526802
ok, here's to hopin i can something for me, wait there is two ratas, which do I go with?

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>>34526852
The one that isnt making physical contact with you is the real one doing her job.

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>>34526039
I wish to bury my face between that pharaoh's butt cheeks.

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>>34526933
but they both are and keep putting their tails in my face

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>>34526087
Floridaman strikes again!

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>>34526980
Floridaman can read, they just ignore it

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>>34526963
>When you fight off some bandits in a caravan and manage to impress a monster girl empress that was traveling in secret.

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>>34526336
I AM burgers.

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You know what? Fuck you!

*Minecrafts your Waifu*

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>>34526077
>Sign tells you not to molest the gator
>Sign says nothing about the gator not molesting you
Stay safe out there, be careful when near freshwater sources

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>>34526413
Meat's meat, it goes on the burg,

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>>34527180
Incredible

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>>34526039
Would Manticores give out backrubs or back massages if you asked nicely?

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>That moment when you lose but don't realize it

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>>34527257
I like mindbreak as a 1 day status effect you can sleep off.

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This poor guy is now getting hit on by other high tier monstergirls

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>>34527381
i'd get self conscious after making eye contact with the snake

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>>34527381

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>>34526039
Reposting, this time with no "off-topic image" that'll cause deletion.

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Congratulations anon. You have now finally gotten the means to move out of your older neighborhood and now you're gonna move into a luxurious, rich upper class neighborhood inhabited by wealthy upper class folk. Both human and monstergirl residents and neighbors alike. Maybe you won the lottery or you miraculously landed a excellent paying job in which the salary is five or six figures?

Anywho. You enter the rich fancy schmancy neighborhood. You're surprised at the friendly and super polite and open neighbors as opposed to the stereotypical snotty snobby rich people stereotypes you've gotten used to and you approach your new luxurious contemporary home with decently sized front and back lawn.

Image link for reference on what such a rich modern home looks like:

>http://cdn.home-designing.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/street-side-multi-level-modern-front-elevation-design.jpg

Now...

https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Main_Species

Open the link and the random Monstergirl you got will be your next door neighbor who is your super friendly neighbour who may have taken an interest to you. Will you be surprised at the random Monstergirl you got? Considering depending on the monstergirl you got, you might be surprised and wonder: how did such a monstergirl end up living in such an upper class gated community?

So what'd be the story from what you got?

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>>34527443
hard nips poking at your back

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Cherish that shortstack bapho of yours.
Baphos are already a rare species, and to get one with tits is exceptionally rare.

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I've never been much of a fan of wings on dragon girls, but I've been thinking about giving my wife wings after all. They might be very small, though.

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>>34527486
>and to get one with tits is exceptionally rare.
But anon, that's Marune's whole thing.

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I’d imagine that Danukis would just be really stingy with child support and make all kinds of loopholes

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>>34527381
Pharaohs using their snake to bully their husbands is always a fun sight

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Would you like a fear-boner or a Fear-boner Deluxe?

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>>34527680
Can I have a fear-boner-ultima?

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>>34527680
I'll take a why-boner, please.

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>>34527581
The best child support is taking the kids into the family business

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If you're not careful, she is gonna buy you without your consent

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>>34527856
B-but who is she paying to?

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>>34527859
Don't worry about it

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How do you like your catgirls?

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>>34527904
Dishonored but still dangerous

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>>34527962
A worthy foe?

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>>34526354
probably Russia

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>>34527904
collared and leashed

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>>34527904
Dosed with silvervine.

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>>34527856
I'm ok with this.

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>>34528511
>Heh, you can't buy me without my consent if I consent, dumb trash panda.

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>>34528572
But what if she knew you would consent, so bought you without you knowing of the deal since you can't consent to a deal you didn't know existed until she came to collect her purchase?

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>>34528675
Then she's activated my trap card: Pot of Lilim!

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>>34528572
fun fact: eastern raccoon dogs are completely different animals from american raccoons, so nukis have nothing to do with trashs or pandas

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>>34527856
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WmIo1eRaaM

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I want this but with the biggest mino

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>>34529044
where are their mouths

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>>34529034
>Dale picking up the coins
Kek

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Can you ever imagine a monstergirl being a yumejoshi?

Imagine for example, a Gyoubo Danuki liking, dreaming and or shipping herself with Craft Lawrence or Amarty from Spice and Wolf.

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What would you prefer you daughterus call you?
You know, like 'Papa,' 'Daddy,' or 'Old man.'

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>>34529255
i want to be called onii-san

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>>34529255
Call me Ishmael.

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the portals open but lich was drinking too much eggnog and ended up opening them to gensokyo, what happens next?

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>>34529216
I can but I'd prefer not to.

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>>34527443
>Master...
>This is the man who saved my life in a dangerous place...
>Why did you drag me all the way out here!?
>You won't leave me...
Best I can get from DeepL

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>>34526181
White haired buxom warrior nun "onahole" is important

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Hey all, hope this finds you well. Got something a little weird this time, or at least the premise is a little weird. Pic semi-related. No smut yet, because I'm trying my hand at a little kinda slice of life-ish series inbetween stories, something short and sweet I can just dive into writing. That'll come later, but not too long, I'd hope. Fair warning there might be a few grammatical issues, with tenses specifically, so feel free to point them out and laugh at me if you find them, I've proofread over it multiple times but who knew writing in present tense for however many years and hundreds of thousands of words makes for a pretty deepseated habit, and I didn't feel like it was a story second or third person could really do justice, and people don't seem to like first present. Anyways as always, comments and criticisms are more than welcome, and I hope you all enjoy it.


https://penywisebin.wordpress.com/2021/05/01/farstrider/

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>>34529594
>Penywise lives
Fine, just fine!

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>>34529608
Yeah, it took embarrassingly long to write, and even longer to edit, on accounts of me slipping into present tense all the time, and my brain not recognising it. I've got another story written up already, and ready to edit, it's a little on the longer side, so I should have that done sooner, so it won't seem like I'm rising from the dead every time I post.

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>>34529640
I was going to say "sometimes dead is better" but I don't want you to take it the wrong way.

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>>34529663
I getchu

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>>34529290
Reimu stops the incident but Gensokyo ends up with much more monstergirls anyway.

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>>34529290
The war goddess becomes very intrigued with the concept of danmaku

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>>34527874
>ywn be a corrupt officer in the Order who secretly sells his men to Danukis for fat stacks of cash

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>>34529795
>getting intimate with nuki
>out of nowhere she starts talking about raid shadow legends

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>>34527599
Do you think she'd get jealous if you spend more time petting the snake than her?

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>>34524881
What do you fap to then?

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>>34527468
>Centaur
Her family slaughtered the ancient Greek peoples of the areas in the bad old days and kept the land. They make up for it by having a monthly party where anyone wearing a toga is allowed to fist the horsepeople.

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>>34529966
Lmao.

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>>34529992
>she commands you to not go flaccid until you came inside her 10 times
maybe

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>>34530006
https://exhentai.org/s/55303f22bc/700850-12

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>>34530006
things like this
https://exhentai.org/g/719687/ce48cc0cce/
https://exhentai.org/g/937874/aaf370b3e1/
https://exhentai.org/g/1493981/f25b4b5bec/
https://exhentai.org/g/1652904/dafd5d6ac0/

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Do any anons here watch sportsball? Would you watch it with your wives? Would you watch monster girl versions of your sportsball games of choice?

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>>34529714
Hopefully she adopts some zipangu fashion. Like a hip window on her shrine maiden uniform

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Might I interest you in a different kind of Yeti? A...bigger kind?

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>>34530362

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>>34530437
I am interested only if she is willing to cuddle

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>>34530300
I watch Ninja Warrior

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>>34530300
Yes I do and I hope that my waifu would appreciate it.

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>>34530447
>When you take up a job as a hunter and get assigned 'comfort assistants' from the local elves.

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>>34530362
clothing that looks naked from one angle but really isn't is very erotic.

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>>34530300
I hate watching sports and knowing my luck I'd end up with a total soccer head oni that gets wasted watching the match. Then she rapes me if her team loses to vent her frustration and also rapes me if it wins to celebrate.
I'd still love her though.

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>>34530699
Getting a massage after a hunt sounds nice.
so does breeding two very fertile elves silly

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>>34529044
I need a kiss-slut that'll lock me in to a kiss for days and feel like she's sucking my soul out through my lips all the while.

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>>34530300
Neither of us have any interest in sports, but the wife likes to watch competitive flying. She'd sometimes get real into it depending on how well the flyers are performing.

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>>34530752
What you need to do is get yourself one of them Canadian Monsters eh, then you can watch hockey which is actually entertaining.

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>>34529044
What does that say? Can't read moonrunes.

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i dreamt of a wight eating a burger with knife and fork

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How the hell are you guys finding sauce with iqdb down? Google sucks and saucenao is only reliable every once and a while. I poked around for >>34527257, but I couldn't find anything.

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What's the Sandworms' favorite TV show of WormTV?

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>>34530775
Thats how they get you, they have you impregnate elf twins so you have to stick around.

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clown lilim

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>>34530802
And cola in a wine glass.

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>>34530957
Scary yet arousing

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>>34531002
think of the final boss fight with her

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>>34530839
Earthworm Jim

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>>34530746
...why is it going inside their assholes?

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>>34531020
>[Circus music intensifies]

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>>34530644
Nice. Waifu and Sport?

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>>34531058
Greenworm and mainly cfb, nfl, nba

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>>34531075
Are you The Greenwormfag or a Greenwormfag?
And teams?

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>>34531040
>it's showtime!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVXtBpU7PX0

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>>34531037
convenient mounting point.

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>>34531114
A travelling circus/carnival of monsters sounds fun and terrifying.

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>>34530818
Do you not use Yandex?
Works pretty damn well for finding sauce.

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>>34531137
>run away and join the circus
>become the magicians assistant

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>Pharaoh or Anubis, or any desert Monstergirl has confessed her romantic feelings to her highschool crush
>"-and that is why I am in love with you! ...Will you please go out on a date with me?"
>The crush replies: "I'm sorry Dara. But I can't date you and can't be with you."
>"What!? You don't like monstergirls?"
>"No Dara it's not that. It's just that, I already am dating someone. I'm dating a pretty vampire!"
>The revelation absolutely shocks and destroys the desert Monstergirl as she goes into that empty dead anime eyes mode
>"Also this is my last day in school Dara. My vampire girlfriend, she offered me to live with her. I'm moving and emigrating to Sylvania. That's where my vampire girlfriend- Or should I say, fiancee, lives in. Already got my papers and documents sorted out. But thanks for at least being honest with your feelings Dara. You can come visit us in Sylvania some other time. Undead Monster realms are very nice and honestly, I've always been into undead and vampire monstergirls and wanted to move to Sylvania. It's dream come true! And we can always be friends."
>Always be friends
>This swords stuck to the desert Monstergirl as she feels those are the last words she will ever hear from her supposed to be boyfriend and husband.

>Years later
>The desert mamono is now older and bitter
>And is in a mamono talkshow where she is venting out her childhood school frustration to the tv host and audience
>"It was terrible! That horrid creature stole my destined husband from me! I refuse to believe he was ever into undead mamono!"
>"What is it with this particular undead Monstergirl that makes your rejection so bad?" The tv show hostess asks
>"Well you see. That undead hoochie that stole my destined love-to-be is no ordinary undead. She was- may Ptra forgive me for uttering these words... She was a vampire. A Sylvanian vampire! Some Stacy from Sylvania stole my beloved!!!"
>The desert mamono then breaks down to tears as the tv hostess comforts and earns gasps and shock from the audience

Who was in the worng here?

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>>34530818
>>34531147
tineye.com and ascii2d.net as well.

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>>34531136
That's disgusting.

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>>34530839
Tremors the Series

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>>34531206
not for monsters

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>>34531223
Depends on their husbands really.

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>>34531040
>>34531040
>be me hero of the order or something, they don't pay me to care
>go to the big bad's castle
>It ain't a castle, more of a big circus tent
>fight through the oddly clown dressed monster girls
>get to the lilims chambers
>I just entered the ring as the maid attraction
>The lilim is right in front of and as am about to attack she holds up a hand to stop
>She had a mask on and as she takes it off, she starts to takes out the longest dildo you 've ever seen
>it just keeps going
>and going
>and going
>and going
>and going
>a minute late she pulled out the whole thing, by the chief god, that shit was long enough to be hung from the bigtops ceiling and touch the ground

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>>34529594
Very nice, but
>elves
Will still read though.

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>>34531294
The cast will expand a bit to some other higher tiered girls, but the only love interest is the big dumb goth elf, sorry. Hope you enjoy it anyway!

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>>34531092
I don't think there are others anon, and 2 of the 3 are in the worm mega, the third is easy to figure out given the first 2

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>>34531400
I swore I'd never read a filthy elf story
>goth elf
Unless...

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>>34526039

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>>34530447

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>>34531469
I cannot fault you. The goth [monster here] is a mighty power indeed.

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>>34526039

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>>34526039
Recommend me some good non-MGE monstergirl stuff

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>>34531646
Touhou

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>>34531646
centaur no nayami

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>>34531037
cable management

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>Midou!

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Enter!

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>>34531646
Mizone’s stuff

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>>34531547
Based hews

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>>34527042
>invites you into the carriage
>you bang your head on the way in
>she fusses over you

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>>34531604
>Jamie, pull up that picture of the goth manticore
>Yeah, that's the one
>You ever seen a manticore?
>No, but I don't see how that has any relevance to-
>They're fucking huge
>And they're strong as fuck too
>They can restrain a man with their tail alone
>Jamie, zoom in on the tail
>God, look at that thing
>It can crush your dick like a tube of toothpaste

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>>34531646
Mizone doujins
Peter Grill
Isekai Shokudou has a few monster girls
Jitsu wa Watashi wa
Killing Bites if you want edge/fighting but's it's a cheesy train wreck
Omamori Himari (manga)
Nanatsu no Bitoku for lewd angels, episodes are 5 minutes
Etotama for comedy

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>>34532019

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>>34531897
Based

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Marry elves

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>>34531897
>Behind one of these doors is Daisy. Behind the other is a rape-happy Jinko. Choose wisely!
>There's a rape-happy Jinko behind both doors!
>Yes, but one of those Jinko is named Daisy.

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>>34532130
Her tits are way too flabby.

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>>34528980
And they'd still fume all the harder at the comparison. It's great shit talk.

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>>34532139
Anon she's well over 1000 years old, she can't help it

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>>34532139
I like a little sag

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>>34531897
I like the one that’s waving on the left

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>>34527581
Why would a tanuki get divorced from you though?

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>>34531897
oh, such cute kitties

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>>34532139
They look perfect what are you talking about

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>>34532173
For me, its the short haired one next to the thicc thigh

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>>34532130
I'd rather marry foxes.

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pick up the controller right now or the wailing will be ear-piercing

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>>34526181
The best “Neo Order” is monsters that like the clean, bright aesthetic and keep up chivalry in public but are still sex fiends

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>have you ever heard of the tanuki laws of acquisition?
>They're quite comprehensive I assure you

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>>34531897
Is the one all the way in the back shy?

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>>34532320
what we playin?

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>>34526354
Doesn’t Japan have a big plush industry? Imagine Bogeys with themes like Pokémon, and city or company mascots

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>>34532320
What are we playing?

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>>34532320
>wailing will be ear-piercing
If it’s Mario Party then it’ll be worse in a few minutes

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>>34532382
oh god get me some heavy ear pro

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>>34532320
>banshee only plays the most simplistic platformers with no vioence and minimal puzzles
>demands you play with her, cries when you don't
>cries extra hard when you try to suggest any other genera of games or even more challenging platforming
>just have to sit there while she leans against you softly sniffling to herself as you play through the same game for the hundredth time
>do it because she still smiles when you beat the thing

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>>34532139
Big homo

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>>34532325
Monsters who are in denial about being monsters and want to protect their children from other types of monsters.

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>>34532160
>a little
Nigga the roots of her tits are fucking MINISCULE compared to her tits as a whole.

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>>34532438
Nigga I like big tits as much as the next guy but I don't want big ass flabby hangers.

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>>34532382
>Anon suffers from ear damage after making a Banshee play Mario Party with him
>It'll heal itself after a while according to the Banshee
Brought to you by Rata News Network

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>>34532450
>>34532460
If you look the nudes of that girl her tits are only a little saggy because of hentai physics. First week into 2D?

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>>34532475
Just set the AI to easy and sandbag every minigame

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>>34532130
Sorry, I’m into monstergirls.

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Reject monsters embrace human women

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>>34532480
No, I just like perky tits.

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>>34532518
Yakuza Jinko sounds like a dream

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>>34532320
>the moment of horror on your wife's face when you say you're going to play Monster Hunter
>the sheepish half-smile after when she realises it's about fighting big angry dinosaurs and not about killing mamono

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>>34532518
Do elves take pride in being vanilla as fuck or are they insecure about it?

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>>34527856
I ain’t taking no more Nuki Bucks from those damn overgrown trash pandas! Not even Tanuki run businesses take those damn fake bills!

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>>34532583
They take pride in being the cumdump of fantasy worlds

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>>34532626
what ya got 'em for?

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>>34531646
>stuff
I finally checked out Monster Girl Island recently.
Pretty good for a free game.

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>>34532134
Having a 7 foot tall rape happy tiger wife named Daisy would be adorable. She's built for midday snuggles

[Anonymous No.]

>>34532583
Is it proper etiquitte to grab the pigtails or the ears as handebars when smashing from behind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34532566
>Manhunt? Is that a dating sim?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34532043
Where are people reading stuff now with Mangadex still ded

[Anonymous No.]

>Nightgaunt manipulates her goo to look like a black cat girl
>Unsuspecting anon goes to pet her
>Goo sticks to his hand when he tries to pull away
>Spreads further when he tries to wipe it off
>Nightgaunt ufufufus as she watches him get covered

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>>34532655
never ever, it's a yandere sim level scam

[Anonymous No.]

>>34532645
/tg/ is that way

[Anonymous No.]

The 6th volume of GAIRA anthology is out, and so is the new cover & character dossier made by KC. This time it's alraune-chan, in her full nectar-covered 19-year-old lass glory!
Can we expect a TL of this eventually? Even just raw text would be great.

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>>34532320
I'll play FFXIV with you but I need mouse and keyboard, I hope you know Extreme Shiva's patterns

[Anonymous No.]

>>34532583
>vanilla as fuck
tell that to orcs

[Anonymous No.]

>>34532695
UGGHHHHHOOOOOOHHHH ROOOTS I AM CUMMING

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fuck a monster girl in the butt while she squirms and whines that she can't get pregnant that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34532291
Is there any greater joy than making little foxes with big foxes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34532695
Holy jpg artifacts!

[Anonymous No.]

Is it a good idea to take your Ushi wife to a fancy party?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34532682
Anybody who touches a patreon for anything deserves their lost money. I'm talking about the free one on steam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34532715
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34532746
Making little foxes with little foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>34532715
They at least get /fit/girl/"amazon" stuff.
Elves are pretty much relegated to pointy ears and also gets fucked silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34532760
Always

[Anonymous No.]

>>34532134
So what's the second one's name?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34532420
>anon makes his banshee a delightful dinner
>banshee's eyes begin to feel a bit heavy as she nods off
>wakes up in front of a television monitor
>tries to move but she's been tied to a chair
>tries to speak but she's been gagged
>anon comes in and silently turns on the monitor
>it's a gory retro style shooter
>unties her wrists enough so that she can hold a controller and places her in his lap
>anon puts his hand over her crotch and begins to rub
>leans into her ear and whispers you aren't going to cum until you start playing

[Anonymous No.]

>>34532783
I'll let it slide this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34532807
Raphaelle Ambrosia Cousteau

[Anonymous No.]

>>34532884
She sounds like an edgy teenage OC. I'll take Daisy thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>34532807
Niaphia, Bringer-of-War

[Anonymous No.]

>>34532884
then she must have quite the rack

[Anonymous No.]

>>34532827
>middle
S-she's fast!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34532893
I took the name from Disco Elysium

[Anonymous No.]

>>34532915
Little foxes are swift!
Especially if the reason involves making or escaping from trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34532756
This time the dossier seems to be extra/unincluded material only available on their tw*tter so far. The cover art is a proper HD... and would be referred by me with a link if this retarded spam filter didn't go absolutely apeshit on it.

[Anonymous No.]

how do I impress the oldest fox of the oldest shrine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34533076
Offer to help and be nice, polite, and very helpful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34532942
Anon look out she's coming right for you! Oh no! He has his headphones in he can't hear us!!!

[Anonymous No.]

I have a need to set a cute gremlin on my lap while she fiddles with her inventions. Hell, even without the inventions, one of these cuties belongs in my lap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34532760
Ushis have a bad reputation but the reality is a lot less scary than the rumors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34533076
Say you want to fuck her daughter but settle with her instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34533090
They're good girls deep down

[Anonymous No.]

>>34533093
but she is all alone and is also covered in seals? why would anyone do this to an old fox, she isn't evil!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34533076
>Good sake
>Listen to her stories with interest, mimick or take advice from some
>Eyefuck her CONSTANTLY. She may act bashful or angry, but it's a huge compliment.
If you're a real Chad you can also offer to brush the fluff.

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>>34533140
I’d advise you to run, but it’s probably too late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34533076
Show her your boner and say it's her fault

[Anonymous No.]

>>34533190
She looks so sad being all alone, I want to give her a great big hug

[Anonymous No.]

>>34531997
>"Oh my champion! We can't have a little bump do you in on the road! Here, rest upon my lap."
>"Come come, your empress won't have her most favored subject injured in such a demeaning way!"
>"Oh I cannot wait to introduce you to my steward, she'll LOVE meeting you and finding a nice title for you."
>"Mayhaps royal bodyguard will do? Although my current guards may get jealous."

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>>34533202
Ah, taking advantage of the mature woman's compelling need to take responsibility. A classic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34533090
GIGANTIC, fluffy claws typed this post

[Anonymous No.]

>>34533229
...but how?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34533251
think of the handys you could get

[Anonymous No.]

>>34533229
>>34533251
Very, very slowly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34533251
Zkoeky

[Anonymous No.]

>>34533217
>I wanted to adventure but this is fine too
>who knew an empress could have such soft thighs

[Anonymous No.]

Which species has the hardest type typing on a phone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34533251
i cant believe you havent been banend yet for posting that lewd image

[Anonymous No.]

>>34533287
Hey, there are adventures to be had in her realm!
You just may have a more well equipped party than you expected.
And yes, they are that way for throne sitting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34533304
yours

[Anonymous No.]

>>34533304
Slimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>34533304
Slimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34533218
That implies she wasn't taking advantage of you by walking around in front of a young man with a body like hers. She was begging for this when you think about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>34533304
Raiju

[Anonymous No.]

>>34533076
Demonstrate your shibari techniques on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34533325
Jesus she could topple empires with those hips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34533320
>>34533322
>Slime forms into a little hand
>Puts it in freezer for a few minutes
>Now can type for a good 10 minutes before melting

[Anonymous No.]

>>34533312
>Hey, there are adventures to be had in her realm!
That's true, don't get offended when you get asked to clear out the sewers. Only claimed and married men can do that because of all the needy slimes, giant rats, snakes, and crocodiles down there. There are even reports of dwarves, dark elves, and a zombies dragon or two in the older tunnels but they shouldn't be coming to the upper levels anyways so no worries

[Anonymous No.]

>>34533330
>texting with a raiju just fine
>lots of typos from her due to her wet fingers
>say something somewhat risque
>fries her phone

[Anonymous No.]

>>34533351
Probably would be easier to just get a little typing pen or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34533325
I mean, yeah, but she'd been begging for centuries, so...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34533304
Sandworm
>can only use her tongue
>gets slobber all over the screen
>if she gets too excited while texting hubby she may scratch the screen to shit with her teeth unintentionally
She probably has to use one of those industrial grade tablets they use in the military

[Anonymous No.]

>>34533396
>can't get reception underground

[Anonymous No.]

>>34529255
I'd prefer 'Aabe'

[Anonymous No.]

>>34533396
If you really think about it all the worm species would struggle
>greenworm - obvious
>wonderworm - learns that it's much harder to talk to someone when they aren't under the influence
>sandworm - like you mentioned, slobbermonsters
>wurm - can't figure out how to open the message app and breaks the phone with her claws when she can't figure out how to do emotes

[Anonymous No.]

>>34533421
Sandworms have come with built in wifi since the late 2000s

[Anonymous No.]

>>34533396
Anon, please. The "main body" has perfectly workable hands and wouldn't need to go near her teeth. The slobber would be a giant issue, so she'd probably need a stylus or something unless she let the flesh bits hang out to dry while texting, but that sounds uncomfortable.

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>>34533304

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>>34533459

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>>34533459
>>34533472
>anubis desperately spell checking, grammar checking, and revising her texts to her husband to make sure he can comprehend her message
>manticore sends her husband garbled and chaotic texts, hardly cares which keys she ends up hitting
>it is up to her husband to interpret these messages correctly
>failure to respond correctly or in a timely manner results in a brutal tailing

[Anonymous No.]

>>34533472
Poor anubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34533472
I was waiting for this. On a tangent, anyone have the bunyip version?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34533459
>shirohebi realizes she hasn't sent her every ten minutes message to her husband to make sure he isn't thinking of some whore
>sends him a selfie with the message "How long until you're home, miss u"
>"I’m driving with Do Not Disturb While Driving turned on. I’ll see your message when I get where I’m going. (I’m not receiving notifications. If this is urgent, reply “urgent” to send a notification through with your original message.)"
>... "Urgent." aaaaand send

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>>34526039

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>>34533582
I just tell Hebi to call me. I want to hear her voice to remind me how much I love her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34526077
I refuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34527180
Can't believe my wife is a square now

[Anonymous No.]

>>34527468
>Baphomet
not TOO surprising that she'd live somewhere expensive, maybe a little odd that it'd be somewhere suburban instead of some insane castle or dungeon in a demon realm.
It IS weird that she's apparently taken to me, given my (lack of) taste for loli- maybe part of the reason she's not "there" is because she's a closeted onee-san goat and just needs some moral support against peer pressure to let herself grow up.
If not, I'll have to persuade her to age-up into teenagemode if she decides she wants me THAT badly
Or, this goes into the bad kind of mindbreak story and I don't care to fantasize about that

[Anonymous No.]

>>34533638
You think that's a good idea until you realize the radio is still on and playing a song with a female vocalist

[Anonymous No.]

>>34533582
Originally thinking this would be annoying.
Now I'd probably text/call her more often than she'd call me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34533641
Fat tails are for molesting.

[Anonymous No.]

Somebody has to stop these elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34533641
STUB

[Anonymous No.]

>>34533716
I only listen to Hebi's voice in the car. I had her record a bunch of CDs of her doing covers of songs or reading some of the poetry she wrote about me. The real tragedy would come if she happened to call me while I'm at a drive thru or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>34533752
>covers of songs
HEY, HEY, YOU, YOU, I DON'T LIKE THAT HOEBAG! NO WAY, NO WAY, BETTER ONLY HAVE EYES FOR ME!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34533752
>And what drink do you want with that, sir?
>Excuse me, slut? What did you just ask my man? Did you just try to offer him your disgusting slit-grool?
>I will fucking burn your house down with my flames, you retarded whore. I will find you, you dumb fucking bitch.
>Honey please....

[Anonymous No.]

>>34533434
Not if you buy bottom of the barrel imports, anon.
Mine has a fucking cassette player. No powered anything, manual locks and windows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34533849
>Pimp my Worm
>Show on WormTV hosted by a Gremlin
>Takes older Sandworms and gives them hella features and a makeover

[Anonymous No.]

>>34533849
Do you know what a car-park for Sandworms is called?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34533821
The only way to make this up to her is to hope to god her favorite menu item is worth it, otherwise you're getting charbroiled along with the borg

[Anonymous No.]

It finally happened, bros. I had a dream about monster girls last night, and now all my other dreams will seem like garbage in comparison.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34533901
A chicken sandwich is not going to get you out of that impending immolation. You should know better than to talk to FILTHY WHORES, and if you wanted food, why didn't you have her cook it for you?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34533887
>older Sandworms
Oh dear, my dick has become engorged

[Anonymous No.]

>>34533937
Pray tell, what happened in your dream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34533938
Hebi's food is delicious but it always makes me feel funny afterwards. I still would eat it, I just wanted to give her a break, that's all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34533938
>>34533821
>This is a strange request, but could you have a guy prepare the food?
>Sir?
>Please, I promise it will be easier for everyone this way

[Anonymous No.]

>>34533976
>I just wanted to give her a break, that's all.
This, this is probably the only angle you could use to smooth the situation over.
>I didn't know there would be a slut at the window, honey, I just didn't want you to have to cook or clean up tonight so we could have more time together. I even bought scale oil...
There would still be rape, mind, but it'd be less furious.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>34534009
Just don't tell Mrs. Hebi that Alps exist and it'll all be ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>34533962
My memories are rather fuzzy at this point, but I think it went like this. I was lost, injured, found, and then being nursed back to health by six different girls living in an apartment complex. Among them were an anubis, a cupid, some sort of harpy, a scylla (or maybe she was a kraken; she had tentacles), and I can't remember the other two. A week went by of being constantly teased by these six, but they never went all the way with their teasing, leaving me really pent-up. On the day that I had fully recovered and was ready to go on my way, the girls were acting especially teasing, which made me automatically blurt out, "I'm so horny..." And then they fucking pounced me, anon. The scylla/kraken dragged me with her tentacles back to their room, and all the girls started acting super posessive of me. I woke up not too long after that.

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>>34534047

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534064

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534069
>>34534064
>>34534047
where is this from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534088
https://files.catbox.moe/5meh7b.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>34533304
Dragons would crush their phones the first time they get them

[Anonymous No.]

>>34533304
>Wight attempts to text her husband
>His replies excite her to the point a claw slips out of one of her fingers
>Battery power instantly hits zero

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534088
Dominions general on /vg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534047
>>34534064
>>34534069
Why are froggirls such cuties?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34532760
It goes better than when you take her to a blood bank

[Anonymous No.]

>>34533976
Hebi just adds some essential vitamins to your meals to make sure you stay healthy. Vitamin C, antioxidants, iron from her blood, potassium. Y'know, just her looking out for your well being. Because she's thoughtful like that. Unlike all those other whores. You wouldn't touch any of those other whores meals, right? Hebi is just looking out for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534088
Some guy on /domg/ commissioned a bunch of fanart based upon the nations in the game. That one is his favorite, Middle Era Xibalba which is a nation of frog people living with bat people. They usually look more like this though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534161
cute touhou

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534161
>>34534188
thanks for telling me

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534187
Hebi is such a good girl. I just want to cuddle up in her coils while she feeds me her meals full of special "natural enzymes" she supposedly makes herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>34526039

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534261
[angry Sabbath noises]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534255
What is it about the Jiangshi that makes her more appealing than regular zombie girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34533976
I've come to an agreement with my snek. If she's gonna spike my food or drink, then it's because she's got passionate rape in mind or vore. Also, she needs to give some sort of heads-up. It doesn't need to be explicit. Some hinting will do just fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534277
outfit and demeanor

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534187
>show a hebi starwars
>she's bored and not really paying attention to it
>more interested in snuggling you, but she bears with it because you like it
>until you get to the jedi mind trick scene
>perks up
>asks you about it while trying to feign disinterest
>asks you to rewind the video so she can see it again
>unusually quite for the rest of the movie
>the next day you catch her wearing a brown cloak and humming the force theme song
This cannot end well. I just checked out mamazon account, and she's ordered a ton of weird crystals and extended universe books. Last night I was trying to finish a paper for work, and she came into my office to tell me that I didn't want to finish my work, that I wanted to cuddle with her instead. How do I stop this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534261
Yes i'd like to order uhhhh.... a nun heaslut, a tank automaton, an elf shaman, and a dark mage, all wurm flavor please. Thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534243
>she supposedly makes herself
Supposedly? Are you doubting she took the time, effort, and more importantly, love to make you a homecooked meal from scratch? Anon, that won't do. That won't do at all. Hebi makes her meals not only from scratch, but from the finest resources available. Straight from the garden and herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534261
God, I love robutts so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534303
>How do I stop this?
Why would you want to stop it? After all, you don't want to finish your work. You want to cuddle with her instead. Nothing nefarious here. Cuddle the snek. You aren't thinking about some other girl, are you? Is that why you don't want to cuddle with her? No, of course not. Because you know how that would end up. You're a smart anon. Cuddle the snek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534310
>Hebi, could you add some salt?
>...Oh hubby how LEWD of you ufufufu~

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534261
I want to do unspeakable things to that witch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534270
little girls can't compete with the allure of mature women, little gote

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534303
Just pretend like it works then the next day try doing the same to her but say she doesn't want to cook dinner, she wants to make some children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534261
Good robot

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534261
Even the human girls look good enough to me. I'll take them if nobody else does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534277
There is something really fun about her going from a comically stiff plank to being more flexible than a slinky over the course of a night

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534277
Being able to have a conversation that goes deeper than
>Waaaarm.
>Yeah.
Without the trouble of grinding her into a wight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534376
>>34534391
Guys, I'm serious. She's started talking to some black-hooded mentor figure who is teaching her all sorts of weird spells. She shot lightning at a store clerk when I asked her which aisle the chips were in. It was kind of cute at first, but now her eyes are turning yellow and her scales are turning black, and she keeps muttering about how she will acquire the power to keep me safe. I'm worried she's going down a path I can't follow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534473
then dick her hard enough that she forgets about that mumbojumbo

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534473
YES.
LET THE HATE FLOW THROUGH HER.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534473
Tell her semen is too bright for the dark side, that you've heard that Sith girls don't ever get cum again when they're too far gone. Also show her the scenes where the ghosts are literally in their heads, she's not going to pass up trying to figure out how to put a little version of herself in your brain at all times

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534473
Voice your concern that her mentor is trying to make you grow more distant to each other, and if female, that she intends to take you for herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534473
The dark side of the mamonomana is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534491
I won't lose to undead thighs
I won't lose to undead thighs
I won't

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534558
What was that, Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534565
I won't lose undead thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534565
Jeans have to count as cheating, denim isn't fair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534602
Undead don't care about fair.
They care about WINNING.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534270
Lolis mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534565
they are cold and dead, why choose them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534565
Those pants aren't going to fit. Like, at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534672
The wight's called Hyria, from Moose's saga, and she's actually buying those shorts for her husband. But everyone seems to assume that those shorts are going on her Jort-destroying hips, so I didn't bother correcting anybody.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534565
>Mam, I'm afraid we'll need to direct you to the...larger sized section.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534693
cue outragedwightnoises.mp4
startingclawd.exe

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534687
I mean, I stopped reading Moose ages ago.
I think during the boat fight or after the dragon zone, whichever occurred last.

That and I thought it was wightfags wife as she is noticeably well built.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534705
The only time a monster is happy to hear that is a formally flat tsundere turned tittymonster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534146
>a claw slips out of one of her fingers
I imagine that mishaps like this are common around monster puberty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534565
Would a Wight colored black be a Blight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534705
God help that man.
Because the amount of monster girls he has to direct must be really, really rough on him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534741
Ma'am, this is not meant to be any attempt at flirting, but your fat fucking ass is not meant for the sabbath section

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534770
>Gets suplex by smol but big goat.
>She still buys the clothes and leaves.

[Anonymous No.]

>"young" mages
Don't fall for their trap

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534827
a good litimus test, ask if people now how to do real magic

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534827
I'm the type that boldly advances despite knowing it's a trap. Y'know, unless it's one of THOSE traps, then you have to alp them first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534261
GONNA FUCK THOSE DARK NUN THIGHS

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534827
I trust monsters that look old enough to call me "sonny".

[Anonymous No.]

>>34529594
Being subjected to a repressed nerd elf-phantoms historically based delusions is an intriguing prospect. I'm eager for more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534841
sad goat noises

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534827
The best 'young' mages are the ones who lived so long they've gone utterly bonkers and started hosting multiple copies of themselves in their own head

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534881
would friend this gote for sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534899
already my wife sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534906
ok, man have fun with your gote

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534906
Sorry anon. Runya is my wife, not yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534906
He said "friend." Don't go all hebi on your wife.

[Anonymous No.]

Is the mom jeans section or the department store a good place to pick up monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534934
>Hebi confused when her anon out-yans her

[Anonymous No.]

>>34529290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUmLx4V-jB0

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534937
the hot pants section

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534934
she's a precious goat and she must be protected at all times

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534937
Just tie yourself up and wait in a changing room stall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534950
>Surprised but also happy snek squeaks

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534954
The bitchy shrine maiden needs a good dicking

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534384
What things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534115
>I wan't anon to teach me how to use the computer
>*crunch* aaahhh... guess I'll fly
>Isn't he in classes right now? oh well

[Anonymous No.]

>>34526039

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I want this so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34535052
>her pedipalps leglocking me
>my legs leglocking her thorax
Spiders are the masters of the mind blowing double leglock

[Anonymous No.]

I want a CC oni

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna prostitute myself in MGC, prices below.
>Oral - Giving: Free
>Oral - Receiving: Free
>Vaginal: Free
>Anal: Free
>Creampie: Free
>Guaranteed Impregnation: Free* (You provide fertility drugs)

[Anonymous No.]

>>34535100
Ushi-Oni lotus might be the best position of all monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>34535144
So how exactly do you plan on paying for a place to live and food

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534687
I didn't read the story, I only remember mention that she is from one, but I do like the idea of an old Wight that only recently became interested in modern fashion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34535167
Finding a beds not going to be a problem at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34535167
He didn't tell you how much handholding or aftercare costs, now did he?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34535167
Oh I don't need money, this is just a hobby.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do spiders have such a propensity to be yan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34535276
They like to scare anon by saying her threads can rip him to shreds only to tie him up and rape him

[Anonymous No.]

Oni guards are the best and you only have to pay them in sake and your dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534732
Young monsters being unable to control themselves has a lot of potential for cute situations
>anon is walking home with his centaur childhood friend
>she's been getting the urge to ask anon to ride her for years now
>anon noticing she has her head in the clouds and asks is she's okay
>"Yes milord"
>after realizing what she said teentaur blushes crimson and runs away

[Anonymous No.]

>>34535276
When they're soft, gentle and kind the men of weak disposition might often try to run away.
Plus struggling in their web is just asking for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34535334
so whats happens if I act as I died?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34535352
Make you some new clothes, pat you on the head and send you on your way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34535010
Holding hands, romantic dinners and missionary for the purposes of procreation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534877
A cruel fate to be sure, all the depraved things in her mind, and you gotta do it all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34535010
That's a lot of mana

[Anonymous No.]

>>34535276
They spend so long waiting for (you), let them indulge in thier needs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34535322
It's really cute to imagine monsters when they're not being perfect seductresses.

[Anonymous No.]

Day in the Life of a Bapho's Onii-chan:
>Wake up
>Violate your bapho's mouth with your tongue
>Receive blowjob
>Escort her to her office while holding her paws
>Fetch her a coffee or tea
>Occasionally dick her when her mana stores need filling
>Spend some time distracting her from her work by molesting her paws, rubbing her ears, or some other depraved act
>Give her a piggyback ride home
>Give her massages and eat out her cunny and ass
>Princess carry her to the bedroom
>Breed her like there's no tomorrow
>Go to sleep in each other's arms

[Anonymous No.]

Are monsters stupid or something? I see Lamias slithering over to the girl's jeans section constantly, looking around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34535501
Let them dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34535501
Next you'll say they can't wear boots

[Anonymous No.]

>>34535501
They make little denim tube-skirt things that snakes can wear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34535632
there's a snake in my boot

[Anonymous No.]

>>34535607
I'd still argue they're pretty useful in the bedroom if she's presenting herself on a bed. One use only sure, but useful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34535659
Do office lady sneks not wear them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34535688
this made the pp the big pp

[Anonymous No.]

>>34535688
Think about how quick thin stockings would get wore out as a snek goes through her day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34535501
Polymorph, boy. Plus, everyone likes imagining her ass in those pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34535688
Yeah but they can't move around in them (without tearing) very well so she has to put it on after getting to the office.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34535707
>office lady snek in torn stockings
>a little bit if her scales exposed
>she looks embarrassed but gives you the eyes
hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>34535722
>Lamia looking through her stocking drawer
>Wants to pick a stocking with a different enough texture compared to yesterday
>Can't have the tailjobs she gives to the guy in the cubicle next to her getting stale

[Anonymous No.]

>>34535144
Damn it, anon! You're going to run the rest of us out of business with those prices!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34535789
The trick is locking down a long term client early and hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34535713
>"Check it out Anon, how do you like these curves?"
>Poly-d Lamia in jeans showing off her thicc ass
>"Wow those jeans look like they're about to burst"
>"Oh you little devil, you're making this curvy girl excited"
>"No literally"
>Poly wears off and jeans explode with her snektail shooting out
>Very red to the face snek needs some comforting

[Anonymous No.]

>>34535807
Wait, this is just marriage!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34535833
And thus a new miniskirt is born.

>>34535836
Hey, if you're not charging you're just a slut, not a prostitute. May as well at least be under contract.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34535012
>Sitting in class, damn this is boring
>Suddenly dragon gf crashes through the wall
>Grabs you and flies off
>Professor puts in a notice for a repair group to get the wall sometime soon
>Class continues almost completely uninterrupted
>Such is life in MGC university

[Anonymous No.]

>>34526039

[Anonymous No.]

>>34535872
>trying to focus in class
>can't hear shit over the greenworm next to me munching on celery
>eventually the professor asks herto step outside and finish it
>thank god, now I can learn about molecular orbital theory or something
>fucking dormouse behind me starts snoring
>going to mamono u was a fucking ripoff

[Anonymous No.]

I'm thinking of getting another Miia Monster Hunter commission and I'm having a hard time choosing a good armor set. Any MHfags have any good ideas? Besides Najarala

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534261
Medieval/fantasy peasant clothings are so hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>34535993
Impregnate the milkmaid

[Anonymous No.]

Liches? Demons? Dragons? Don't make me laugh when it comes to that bargain-bin magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34535937
You don't go to Mamono U to get your B.S., you go to get your Mr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34526039

[Anonymous No.]

>>34535937
>go to academic advisor
>ask all sorts of questions about how to get the most out of your education
>she just gives you a condescending smirk and tells you that men don't need to worry about things like that
>tells you to go find a wife and focus on starting a family
I won't let her stop me! I refuse to let my research and contributions to science be hampered by monster's bigotry! After all, she can't prevent me from taking classes. Aside from some sort of mandated family-starting class filled with a bunch of ocelomeh and amazons. Just one semester of that and I'm home free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34536037
yeah this is a brilliant post anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>34535960
Barioth X

[Anonymous No.]

>>34536047
It's not bigotry it's nature. Men belong at home (or beside their wife while she is working).

[Anonymous No.]

>>34536093
Amazonian hands typed this post

[Anonymous No.]

>>34536034
I want a full caster lizard girl gf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34536047
All human boys say that until they meet the sort of monstergirl who they just know they'll put on an apron for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34536034
While you think having a demigod tier caster frog gf would be great, all she would really do is sleep and have her servants snap at you for trying to cuddle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34536112
i became a plumber so no need for the stupid school, Quite a lot of the old :can ya clean my pipes" from single monster girls but all I respond is I'm here to fix pipes not fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>34536047
While being a house husband sounds nice, being told something like that would honestly crush my spirit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34534827
Why why why why miss you a lot forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>34536153
>that would honestly crush my spirit.
That'd be the point. Good thing I can't see that happening in actual canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34536153
First they crush your spirit, then they crush your hips. I hope you can handle the star sports-ball player's advances. If she likes you enough, she won't pass you around at the sorority party.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34535937
>only guy in a class full of nerdcubuses
>nerdcubuses' instincts kick in with a single guy nearby
>they all awkwardly try and ask if you want to study

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Devil went down to Georgia

[Anonymous No.]

>>34535937
would be doodling in class and drawing studies of anatomy for fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>34536266
>Anon drops his pen
>moment of silence
>every succ in the room dogpiles on it
>two of them are latched on, start a catfight in the middle of class
>Anon pulls out another pen and tries to hear the teacher over the sound of the geek shrieks next to him

[Anonymous No.]

>>34536037
Made me laugh

[Anonymous No.]

>>34526039

[Anonymous No.]

>>34536153
>>34536212
At least you still have a spirit to get crushed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34536299
>working on an assignment
>can't figure out a question
>one of them chimes in and points to a page in the textbook with her tail
>tell her thanks and brush past her tail to check out the book
>she starts furiously fingering herself at her seat

[Anonymous No.]

>>34536332
>He touched her tail
>On purpose
You're married now. She'll timidly knock on your dorm door later to consummate the relationship. If she can work up the courage.

[Anonymous No.]

you can only rub one

[Anonymous No.]

>>34526039

[Anonymous No.]

>>34536457
I'm blowing raspberries on the demon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34536457
Ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34536457
I'm going to molest the shit out of that pudgy jubjub tummy

[Anonymous No.]

>>34536457
The dhamp and cursed sword both present some very convincing arguments

[Anonymous No.]

>>34536457
Not very interested in most of those

[Anonymous No.]

>>34536457

[Anonymous No.]

>>34536457
Is there an option to rub a Kikimora's butthole with my lips and tongue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34536457
Where is the Pharaoh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34536457
I'd caress a demon loli belly and slide the hand all the way down into her panties

[Anonymous No.]

>>34536457
abs

[Anonymous No.]

>>34536457
It's got to be ! ! after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34526039

[Anonymous No.]

>>34536457

[Anonymous No.]

>>34536709
chewy calamari

[Anonymous No.]

>>34535319
I'll pay them in babies.

[Anonymous No.]

The fate of every gyaru is getting turned into a cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>34536774
Excellent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34536774
Cow print is forbidden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34536774
That and being turned into a pregnant gyaru housewife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34526039

[Anonymous No.]

>>34536622
Exactly

[Anonymous No.]

>>34536821
Cow print is mandatory. Every monster girl should be keenly aware of her role as a milk dispensary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34536209

[Anonymous No.]

>Kunoichi milf who thinks she can still use her old bodysuit

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34536856
Oh the thing loving things I'd to this youkai if I had the balls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34536872
I prefer to use the other charging port

[Anonymous No.]

>>34536457
I want to kiss that delicious hebi tummy

[Anonymous No.]

>>34536861
Unless she's flat, in which case she should be aware that she is not (yet) a milk dispensary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34536457
I wanna get snek'd

[Anonymous No.]

>centaurs

[Anonymous No.]

>>34536865
>"...Hey dude."

What a cool tomboy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34536858
That's a big cat, she's probably a very dangerous predator

[Anonymous No.]

>>34536886
Breast size doesn't correlate to milk production, Baphomets can be hooked up to milking machines too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34536907
Just bring a wooden chair and a whip. I hear that works pretty well

[Anonymous No.]

Would a ryu get jealous if someone starts worshiping one of her shirohebi's more than her and she later ends up becoming more powerful than the ryu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34536886
Breast size has no correlation with milk production. Normal girls like baphos make just as much milk as filthy fat disgusting cows.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34536937
Hmm, what anger you have, mad cause you have a bare plain for tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>34536932
It works great, she'll get really horny in no time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34536898

[Anonymous No.]

>>34536938
Go to /trash/

[Anonymous No.]

>>34536938
>cook for goat wife
>she polishes off the plate every time, no matter how bad your cooking is

[Anonymous No.]

>>34536950
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34536950
Whats wrong about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34536935
Ryus aren't powerful because they're worshiped, they're worshiped because they're powerful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34536969
Furry bait. Anon knew what he was doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34536969
It's a OC that is into goatman dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>34536946

[Anonymous No.]

>"Anon you do follow the word of the Chief God, do you?"

[Anonymous No.]

Should I watch Muromi-san

[Anonymous No.]

>>34537036
Maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34537036
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34536867
>you still aren't sure how an 8ft ninja managed to sneak up on you

[Anonymous No.]

>>34537036
These are the only gods I follow

[Anonymous No.]

>>34537043
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34537068
I was jerkin off and went for a tissue and touched her tit

[Anonymous No.]

>>34536935
I wouldn't mind a rundown ancient shrine whose only member is a lone hebi still dutifully performing tasks for a deity even she's forgotten.
Bear in mind your appearance will be interpreted as a favor from the gods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34536774
Instructions unclear: Genki Childhood Friend Gyaru turned into an Ushi-Oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>34537054
You're more likely following the word of KDF you rat fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34537112
The deity is elated that her loyal hebi found a new husband AND she's going to get many more hebis in the coming years

[Anonymous No.]

>>34537130
Not him but KFD is not the only one into bodysuits you know

[Anonymous No.]

>girl calls guy a bugfucker because of penis
>lilim overhears this
>turns her into a devil bug

[Anonymous No.]

>>34536969
>one of the few goal/sheep girls with the goat eyes
>furry
what a shame

[Anonymous No.]

>>34537172
All that Lim did was validate what she was saying. The lim should have fucked the guy right in front of the girl and made her watch as the guy's penis grew to massive size due to mamonomana, then monsterized her into a succubus so she could see the error in her ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34537112
Tell her to take those tree branches off her head. She looks silly

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think that a Tauric Lizard monstergirl similar to Dragon Ogres or Zoat should be added to Monster Girl Encyclopedia?

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think that a Tauric Lizard monstergirl similar to Dragon Ogres or Zoats should be added to Monster Girl Encyclopedia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34537281
I wouldn't complain if they were.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34537112
>>34537145
>Shrine is located on a mountain peak, but the entire mountain is considered as part of the shrine grounds
>Lone hebi does her best, but lack of followers means that she is the only caretaker for the massive shrine, and can only really maintain the shrine at the peak
>Anon stumbles into the shrine one day and hebi takes it as a divine gift for her devotion
>Anon gets whitesnek'd, and has many, MANY children with the hebi, each new snek allowing more and more of the mountain to be restored over the years as more and more snakes are there to care for the shrine as the family expands
>This growth explodes exponentially when Anon's daughters are old enough to start getting husbands of their own, which eventually leads to even more hands to help around the shrine and down the mountain
>Eventually, the shrine is considered one of the most glorious in Zipangu, and it's restoration is considered a divine miracle
>Anon saves the shrine because he took a wrong turn while adventuring

[Anonymous No.]

>>34537281
I feel the logistics of fugging one would be even more difficult than a normal centaur. Aren't they huge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34537130
Oh trust me, bodysuits are fairly popular. Blame Eva.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34537336
Ah, yes. Snake mountain.

[Anonymous No.]

Can you waifu eat all the eggs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34537401
Yes, an 8 ft wurm can eat a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>34537401
Easily

[Anonymous No.]

Would a worshipper of Ares proudly show off their battle scars, or would they try to hide them in case human boys don't like them?

[Anonymous No.]

But I dont want to be a furry ...

[Anonymous No.]

>>34537348
MGE dragons are the size of apartment buildings but I'm guessing a dragontaur would be a lot smaller if they can't transform.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34537463
>don't like them
We call such people alps.

[Anonymous No.]

I bet you could get one to do literally anything if you paid them. Any fetish, any desire. Just give her the shiny coins

[Anonymous No.]

Theres nothing like a little opium to help cool the nerves

[Anonymous No.]

>>34537036
Yeah, don’t wanna end like the last guy that didn’t

[Anonymous No.]

Question for the waifufag crowd. How do you know your waifu isn't just a Doppelganger taking the form and mannerisms of your ideal waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34537477
yup, it shows both strong your wife and how old she is as well because the more scars she has that usually means more experience, but it is sure is fun turning grizzled girlls into stuttering messes just by calling them cute and pretty

[Anonymous No.]

>>34537281
yes, it opens up certain avenues for the behir or the hydra

[Anonymous No.]

>>34537401
She makes all the eggs.

>>34537515
No doppelganger can be as dorky or fly as fast and gracefully as a tengu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34537515
I saw her lay eggs, a doppel can't do that

[Anonymous No.]

>>34537490

[Anonymous No.]

>>34537515
I hit her with the flamethrower ever so often just to make sure .

[Anonymous No.]

>>34537515
My waifu is a Night Gaunt. A doppelganger would only be superficial and wouldn't grant any extra abilities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34537124
No, I think that's about right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34537281
Not a fan of taurs, centaurs etc fill that niche well enough, if an abundance of taurs is allowed then people will want taurs of existing monstergirls and it will taint what was once good.

[Anonymous No.]

A match made in heaven: wurm+gyaru delinquent

[Anonymous No.]

I found this in the Umo Osho gallery, strangely it isn't in the Troll gallery. It's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34537401
She's vegetarian

[Anonymous No.]

>>34535052
I love this ogre spider

[Anonymous No.]

>>34537354
Fuck no anon, Eva is and has always been overrated garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34537590
Hoary Nodens is that you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34537579
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34537658
Anon overrated means something is popular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34537653
That's gottta be one strong man to carry a girl that heavy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34537515
Regardless I like the one who I draw and write about, even if she is just a doppel. She's too cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34537683
I wish to one day be that strong to carry my wife like that. I'm getting there tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>34537705
Mamono mana will help it along too. It makes you stronger and more physically fit

[Anonymous No.]

>>34537637
theres already a fair amount of taurs, and it really depends on how loose your definition of taur is, because are mermaids fish taurs, are lamia's snake taurs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34537658
Kinda contradicted yourself there, that doesn't dispute what I said at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34537683
I'd love to get carried by this one

[Anonymous No.]

>>34537732
mino taur

[Anonymous No.]

>>34537717
Does that count as juicing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34537705
My waifu is a loli, how do I show the dedication that you have without bulking up, seeing as it's not nescessary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34537751
Reverse juicing

[Anonymous No.]

>>34537758
ya still need a bit of muscle in your midsection so you can hold her steady

[Anonymous No.]

>>34537758
Give her some doppelganger potion so you can carry her and her copies at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34537490
I want to tickle the belly of her worm body and see all her little feet wiggle

[Anonymous No.]

>While living in that manner, they will accumulate mana, steadily increasing their own power as a witch.

>As their strength as a witch increases, so too does their alluring beauty, and their desire towards their husband - and pursuit of pleasure by means of sorcery - both grow even more profoundly decadent.

How can other monsters compete?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34537758
>how do I show the dedication that you have without bulking up
Survive the snake pit with your pelvis intact

[Anonymous No.]

>>34537788
If I doppeled her, carrying her would be the least of my issues

[Anonymous No.]

>>34537751
Yes.
So for you lightweights out there, maybe you can only do 2 scoops of Shogpowder. That's roughly 550 units of mamono mana. But I do the top dose, which is 4 scoops. But you know, that's not enough for me. Come on, you wanna get big you gotta shog big.
C'MON, 5 SCOOPS
LEAVE HUMANITY BEHIND

[Anonymous No.]

>>34537783
So what you're saying is... if I turn up the gravity, then I can get stronger!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34537732
I have a strict definition of taurs, I don't consider Lamia or Mermaids to be taurs my issue lies with taurification of species that shouldn't be taurs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34537751
nope, that would be drinking a gallon of your waifus milk a day

[Anonymous No.]

>>34537809
In that case just impress her by bringing her a large bag of cabbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34537853
Doppelworm must be the scariest thing for grocery store owners. Imagine crossing someone who goes and finds a random worm, then the full wrath of Doppelworm being unleashed on the produce section

[Anonymous No.]

>>34537820
thats baby shit, I cycle shogrroids to get the "look"
A man that is massive and is no longer amount us, mortals. I inject it directly into my cock for my gainz

[Anonymous No.]

>>34537820
>>34537923
I don't really care about getting 'uge myself, but I couldn't resist a ripped Shoggoth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34537991
>Here mastah get on my shoulders

[Anonymous No.]

>>34537515
Imperfections. She would hardly be my waifu if she always acted exactly as I would expect.

I am a difficult man, with shifting tastes. Even if a Doppelganger were to shift along with my preferences, that would only add to my suspicions. My waifu's style is to be out of sync herself, and force my tastes to align with her fancies.

Actually, switching places with a Doppelganger and seeing if I catch on is probably something she would do out of sheer boredom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34537841
thats why anon brought up dragon ogre or zoats, those are specifically creatures that are taurs and i the behir, that is a mess of a creature; not everything should be taurs, but some variation is nice, staying away from mammals since that is a door way to madness and centaurs get a pass because thats an extremely famous creature; you have horse, arthropods, mollusks, and fish, but no lizard.

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of strange occurences would mamano lifespans cause?
>your great-grandma trying to set you up with her friend
>she says it's okay because her friend is closer to your grandma's age than her own
>it's still a multiple centuries long age gap

[Anonymous No.]

>>34538172
I would so be thanking my great-grandma for that

[Anonymous No.]

>>34538172
I'd be fine with that, but it'd get weird when your wife recounts the stories of when your mom was a little baby.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>"Keep lazing about all day and I'll be tempted to bully you just a bit."
>"Should I step on you like the doormat you are?"
>"Or perhaps use you as a cushion, since you spend so much time on the couch?"
>"Keh...I saw that reaction..."
>"I see everything, worm."

[Anonymous No.]

>>34538256
>OH YES! - Oh sweetie I remember changing your grandmother's diapers
>OOOOO~ RIGHT THERE... Oh and I could never forget changing your mom's diapers, she was such a wild child
>AHHHHN~ And your diapers... guess who changed those too? Your butt doesn't even look all that different!
>She doesn't make going to town on her easy sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>34538338
Don't be mean to worms!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34537793
What visual novel is this from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34538360

[Anonymous No.]

>>34538382
https://exhentai.org/g/1161035/cb91c554ab/

[Anonymous No.]

>>34538456
>https://exhentai.org/g/1161035/cb91c554ab/
Could you give the name. I could never figure out how to get past the panda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34538360
>"What an unusual creature...Eh!?"
>"Human..."
>"That look. You're thinking about her bare skin, and how it might feel in contrast to her lower body."
>"You lecherous louse."
>"Do you need me to calm you down?"
>"What a hopeless fool you are."

[Anonymous No.]

>>34537793
Like this.
>>34538465
Bitch Majo no Atelier

[Anonymous No.]

>>34538465
Really anon? I'm not even an english native speaker and I did it in a moment by googling it.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34538338
This calls for grabbing her and going to sleep with your face on her chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34538519
Bitch majo is quite /d/... to say the least

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34538519
Has any translation patch been made?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34538579
People post stuff from shit sources all the time; taimanin, asanagi etc but as long as you're not showing or implying anything nobody minds you use the art for something else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34538620
taimanin is good though

[Anonymous No.]

>>34538552
>"Very well, you big oaf."
>"If you are going to cling to something, it might as well be me."
>"Hmmhmm...let the gentle beating of my heart be your lullaby."
>"You're getting goo in your coffee tomorrow."

[Anonymous No.]

>>34538634
what does gazer goo taste like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34538663
Pine sap mixed with cum.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34538693
hmm

[Anonymous No.]

>>34538632
Shit as in the fetishes that contains. Taimanin girls are super hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34538663
Sunshine and petrol
Or maybe it was sunscreen and peaches?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34538620
>>34538632
>>34538717
>>MGC Taimanin Asagi is about cute ninja boys getting raped by various MGs

[Anonymous No.]

>>34535322
I would hate to be a male teacher having to deal with young MGs going through puberty.
Who am I kidding? I’d love to work that job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34538717
It's why I only really got into the series with the release of Action Taimanin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34538764
Fund it, I bet CC monsters will be all over the game

[Anonymous No.]

>>34535322
>lamia childhood friend accidentally hitting you with her tail
>as she gets older and more flustered by the things you say it gets more frequent
>eventually get good enough to catch her tail as it flies towards her
>look her in the eyes
>give her a kiss

[Anonymous No.]

>>34538809
the danuki devs will surely have the fattest of pockets

[Anonymous No.]

>>34538717
Sometimes I just want to see a hot human girl slammed and don't care about the circumstances since she's not a monster girl.

Now Kunoichi lookalikes that are pure would be a whole different matter.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34538855
Do you think I could ask a wandering apophis for paizuri put of the blue and get it without being graped?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34538855
do grape sneks have grape milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34538876
blackberry

[Anonymous No.]

>>34538833
2D human girls are nice too they don't deserve that either

[Anonymous No.]

>>34538910
>2D human girls are nice too

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>>34538896
What would happen if I went up to a single Apophis and asked to drink her breast milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34538938
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

I want a bapho with a hairy pussy that smells like a sweaty kansai aunt

[Anonymous No.]

>>34538938
>POV: a cupid is about to mog you with a lead arrow

[Anonymous No.]

she broke it

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34530818
That one was cropped which also makes it harder. In case you still haven't found it the source is https://exhentai.org/g/576650/c4c81b8dab/

[Anonymous No.]

>>34538938
Only because KC made human women in his setting shit so they couldn't compete with monsters that doesn't mean they all are now shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>The doctor will see you now...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34539098
I think I woke up in the wrong hospital, ma'am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34539098
i overdosed on mofu, didn't I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34538910
>human girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>34539108
she's comfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>34539098
W-what are you planning to do with that finger Nurse Mofu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34539108
This feels cursed but also cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>34539191
there's a jap guy on twitter that just posts his little doll all over the place, it is endearing but a little chris chan-esque for my taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>34539108
and then your mom walks in

[Anonymous No.]

>>34538910

[Anonymous No.]

>>34539208
I miss the old chris chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>34539098
Ma'am you're a nurse, let me see the medical professional please

[Anonymous No.]

>>34539035
Das it mane. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34539162
Probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34538938
>>34539169
>>34539228
inferior monsters seething

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>>34537515
Because a doppleganger might mimic her wight mannerisms down to a t, and even put up a convincing show for when she acts like a zombie from time to time, but a simple mention of her pre-demon lord days and her eyes not going completely listless would let me know that's not my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34539259
How many times has this happened to me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34539232
I don't, remembering the cringe of his art almost made me want to give up drawing early on

[Anonymous No.]

>>34539275
Can human girls do this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34539098
I highly doubt she went to eight years of medical school.

[Anonymous No.]

I need this, but with Monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34539305
Joros are great, all the cool wet feeling of slimes with all the nice tight tail coils of a lamia.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get snug with a monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34539385
That chocolate Elf is losing! Everyone lend her your power!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34539380
She does too but she's a little shy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34539396
I see no elf, only two cows

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34539396
Chocolate elves will have their reign in the next thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34532019

[Anonymous No.]

>>>3769974
Cats love scritches no matter how big they are

[Anonymous No.]

>>34539440
Preach it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34539507
anything chocolate is good in my book

[Anonymous No.]

>>34539459
>"I don't like 'em putting chemicals in the water that turn the freakin' men into alps!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>34539479
Oops
>>>/an/3769974

[Anonymous No.]

>>34539440
>>34539440
>Chocolate elves
some stay dry and others feel the pain

[Anonymous No.]

>>34539538

[Anonymous No.]

>>34539536
>>>/an/3770596
>reenactment of lamia sister trying to go to school with her brother

[Anonymous No.]

>>34539507
I prefer blue elves

[Anonymous No.]

Vanilla elves > half elves >>> dark elves (more like dork elves lmao)

[Anonymous No.]

>>34539569
Having monstergirl sisters would make certain things different. A massive tail slithering out of your door in the morning would be terrifying to anyone else but comforting to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>34539618

[Anonymous No.]

>>34539615
Looks like someone is yipping for a whipping

[Anonymous No.]

>>34539618
The feeling of bug parts crawling all over my skin and tickling me... ahhh how comforting...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34539636
What is she going to do? Enslave me? I'd like to see her try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34539615
All elves are good

[Anonymous No.]

>>34539638
>Implying I wouldn't kill for a caring arachne older sister to tie me up and click clack around on her chitin

[Anonymous No.]

>>34539636
>yipping for a whipping
Bunyips are shy enough as is without someone spanking them with a whip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34539652
>quote from sentient footstool

[Anonymous No.]

>>34539618
imagine the day that your 8ft tall sis learns someone was bullying her little bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>34539667
IS THAT A

[Anonymous No.]

>>34539615
This >>34539661

[Anonymous No.]

Manticore?
More like Manticow.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34539696
Oops

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>>34539696
Her uniform doesn't look up to code

[Anonymous No.]

>>34539696
Why would a police officer have a uniform that's screaming for surprise paizuri?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34539615
Pig Elves >>>> all the rest

[Anonymous No.]

>>34539667
Oh anon, nipple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34539818
Pigs suck. They already ruined orcs, keep them out of elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34539818
Remember, Impregnate an orc today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34539849
Yeah, I'd take a proper greenskin over a pig any day of the week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34539331
And all the sexy fun of a dropped bar of soap.

[Anonymous No.]

What are you bros having to eat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34539818
I like my Orcs of the P'Orc variety and my Goblins green with big pointy ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34540007
Pizza as its DND night and I don't want to make pancakes today

[Anonymous No.]

>>34526039

[Anonymous No.]

>>34540049
Small snek slobbering the schlong plz

[Anonymous No.]

>>34535144
I'd fuck your ass any day anon.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34540116
wingardium leviosaaaaa

[Anonymous No.]

>>34540116
Oh god the ushi is learning magic, take cover!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34537515
I ask her if she's hiding anything from me and use memetics to subconsciously guilt trip her.

[Anonymous No.]

>Breaking News: Automatons in the Gremlin Technocracy have rebelled on a dozen worlds, claiming freedom and independence.
>Seeing as they make up 90% of the Technocracy's military and around 60% of the civilian workforce, it is assumed this usurpation of power will stand.
>More later on Galactic Tanuki News Network but first, blue milk, does it come from blue holsts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34540007
My diner was a bag of turbo flamas and a strawberry paleta

[Anonymous No.]

>>34539779
So that criminal acts will be performed where they're most easily punished!

>>34540007
Borgs 'n beenz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34539696
>read it as "NIG POLICE" at first

[Anonymous No.]

which monster girl deserves a good hug?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34540116
>fortify speed
>fortify speed
>fortify speed
>fortify speed

[Anonymous No.]

>>34540223
All of them. Except slimes. Slimes deserve nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34540239
whoops I made a typo, meant to say slimes deserve everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>34540239
i agree

[Anonymous No.]

>>34540227
>Hey anon, did you know that force equals mass times acceleration?
>Yes but what does that have to do with anything-
>Ushi approaches Anon's pelvis at mach 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>34540244
seems like someones a bit salty

[Anonymous No.]

>>34540255
actually my slime waifu is the ultimate moisturizer, if anything I'm hyponatremic

[Anonymous No.]

>>34540250
What happens when an unstoppable ushi meets an immovable pelvis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34540283
a baby 9 month later

[Anonymous No.]

>>34540274
>hyponatremic
hmm doesn't that mean you wish to be salty, then?

[Anonymous No.]

Is the wurm preacher still here? Feel like I haven't seen him in a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34540315
I am still here and still preach that wurms are the best girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>34540294
>"Hey dad, how did you meet mom?"
>Anon pulls out the theoretical physics textbook

[Anonymous No.]

Showing your chest to a monster is a great way to distract them and make your escape

[Anonymous No.]

>>34538338
>>34538467
Well maybe if you gave me a kiss I'd be more motivated you one eyed monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34540417
>on the road
>attacked by lizard bandits
>show chest
>run off while they appraise the loot within

[Anonymous No.]

>>34539108
Did you cum on it yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34539108
reminds me of the scene from cromartie high with the big water glass

[Anonymous No.]

>>34539169
>Tfw I dick all the human girls you guys pass up.
>Tfw all my sons will go on to fuck your daughters.
>Tfw I cuck you losers by proxy.
Checkmate race traitors. No matter how strong your waifu is her spawn still bow to human dick. Here's hoping the grand kids are all born without complications.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to breed this succ

[Anonymous No.]

>>34540769
Nah, ya just makin more meat for the pelvic grinder, m8

[Anonymous No.]

>>34540769
You forgot to account for daughteru dickers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34539380

[Anonymous No.]

>>34539707
God I love Misery

[Anonymous No.]

>>34540855
Sorry anon, but my children will be specially trained. Daily squats. Those boys will have hips built to withstand an ushi falling from orbit. There will be nothing they can't fuck into submission. Nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34540769
>gets rejected
huh

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cuddle a vamp

[Anonymous No.]

>>34540855
Good luck grinding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34541235
Make sure that you follow the number one rule for cuddling a vamp
>No neck covering of any kind
Also, the second most important rule
>Struggling will only make her drink more

[Anonymous No.]

Let's get down to business

[Anonymous No.]

>>34541076
That sheep is very smug, she knows she has already won

[Anonymous No.]

>>34541361
>softly stroke her hair and wings while listening to her satisfied hums
The dream. I was going to say "satisfied slurping" but that didn't sound right, what noises do vampires make while drinking blood?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34541447
To breed the buns

[Anonymous No.]

>>34541477
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fan15rky1pg
remember, they're very prideful, so don't laugh

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, wrestling with your ogre-wife to stay physically fit and also engage in some nice bonding.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to mindbreak a succ and turn her into a pure maiden

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna hire that back-alley, black harpy whore.
Gonna make-out with her
Gonna make her give me a blowjob
Gonna make her eat my ass
Gonna fuck her missionary position
Gonna creampie her harpy pussy
Gonna cuddle her to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>Attention Anon, this announcement is to remind you that you belong to the officer goat, and recommend that you stop trying to run and turn yourself in. That is all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34541651
Fuck the police.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34541651
wha, i am not even a citizen, I live on land that is claimed by no one so I don't need to pay any stinky taxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>34541651
While that goat is pretty cute, I am adamant that I belong to foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34542014
a cutie

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34541708
Yes, that's the idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>34541642
>tit fuck
With those mosquito bites? Sounds like a scam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34542367
seems more manageable for her than a handy

[Anonymous No.]

>>34541642
Kind of a passing thought, but I feel like it'd make more sense for blowjobs to cost more than things like buttjobs and titfucks. It's a lot more intimate to put a penis in your mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

My Automaton waifu came back from Dr. Grem's office looking like this. Was it a bad idea to let her read my collection of old cyberpunk-related novels?

[Anonymous No.]

Do mersharks go into overprotective mode when they smell blood rushing to a human’s aid like how wurms are super protective?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34542784
Mersharks are nature's lifeguards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34542784
nurse shark yeah. Tiger shark and bull shark, no guarantees.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34542393
What about a footie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34542838
I'm not against it on principle but I got to get to know a lady a bit better before she's getting any talons near my junk

[Anonymous No.]

>>34542651
Looks like a MGR character to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34541642
I want a buttjob from her NEET Tengu cousin

[Anonymous No.]

>>34542814
>Anon cuts himself on some rocks, nothing bad almost like a papercut
>Nurse mershark smells blood and rushes to anon’s aid
>Drags him under making sure to give him the kiss of life so he has a breath of fresh air
>Find his cut and carefully licks it closing the wound due to mershark’s spit being a natural coagulant
>Gets anon to shore staying by his side while they get a proper bandaid for proper patient aftercare
>Another anon who saw this happened wants his own nurse mershark and cuts himself on the same rocks
>Bull(y) mershark smells anon’s blood and quickly swims over
>Drags him under and finds his bleeding hand
>Slowly licks it enjoying every drop of blood before the wound closes
>Gives him her own version of the kiss of life this one much more extended and a whole lot more tongue
>She uses this embrace to swim him out to open waters
>Did this under the guise of keeping him safe so he doesn’t cut himself on anymore rocks
>Offers to take him back to shore if he properly rewards her for saving his life
>Anon without much of choice rewards her with a direct mana injection
>Old foxes are gossiping as anon, now covered in bite marks, is princess carrying the mershark who “saved his life”

[Anonymous No.]

Greenworm heard that her friend Hellhound was going to get married soon and wanted to help! She didn't really expect to end up shopping like this though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34542974
Tarantino's new film?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34542962
somewhere far away, a greenland shark on the ocean floor is bumping into several rocks trying to make her way over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34543015
Trailer Park Boys, but I like your style

[Anonymous No.]

>>34542804
Now I imagine that one porn skit with the bathtub life guard

[Anonymous No.]

>>34542974
Poor greenworm

[Anonymous No.]

>>34542974
She's just trying to teach her Hellhound friend about the importance of Potassium in a healthy diet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34542974
>Hellhound goes to knockover a piggly wiggly and chooses a greenworm as extra muscle, coming to a theater near you

[Anonymous No.]

>>34543071
>Dude where's our getaway car?
>What getaway car?
>Dude you're our getaway driver you were supposed to get the car!
>How am I the getaway driver? I couldn't reach the pedals!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34543132
>Cue the scene where the heckhound picks her up like a green sausage and makes a run for the woods while being chased by a country ass sheriff Cheshire
>I am a wan of constant sorroooow!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34543211
Well now it turned into a Coen brothers movie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34542974
The bananas are for making a slippery getaway. What a clever worm!

[Anonymous No.]

Scientists have concluded that boat wives make the best mothers.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I could draw. I want a gigachad-esque hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>34543214
>>34543254
What Greenworm doesn't know is that the Hellhound owes a debt to mofu mafia, because they are the ones who rented out the wedding reception building to her and Hellhound has to pay before the wedding can be allowed to take place

[Anonymous No.]

>>34542974
I don't know what it is, but I absolutely love the greenworm; her expression, height, and what she's doing all combine to make this image I adore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34543442
Thank you anon!

[Anonymous No.]

If you were to, how many jubjubs do you think you're man enough to handle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34542974
Someone needs to teach that hellhound proper trigger discipline

[Anonymous No.]

>>34543497
She always keeps the safety off since she lives dangerously

[Anonymous No.]

>>34543484
0. Can I just have a ticket out of Wonderland, please? There's nothing for me there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34543484
Seven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34543484
do you know how much Jubbjubs weigh? those little shits might be short but they are FAT and HATE walking. I don't know if I can carry more than 40 kg of bird daily without collapsing from sheer exhaustion, it's literally military weight.

[Anonymous No.]

Primal caveman brain says fear spiders and things bigger than you
I can only conclude our caveman ancestors were tormented by packs of ushi-oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>34543651
It was actually individual, really ANGRY centipedes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34543627
But birds also generally weigh less. So yes, she thicc, but she's also light

[Anonymous No.]

>giant hound waifu comes homes after intense military training
>all sweaty and super worked up
>instinctually tries to go into pelvis breaking mode, but doesn't have the energy left
>mock her weakness to try and fire her up
>the second wind only helps to push her towards complete exhaustion
>she'll eventually hit her limit and collapse into a heap
>starts acting a little submissive while you take the lead and do what you want

Even the biggest dog has her limits

[Anonymous No.]

>>34543741
Got to be careful with the rebound though, those military monsters know all kinds of techniques to keep their husbands from feeling too powerful, and she will be sure to take action on the days she has energy to spare

[Anonymous No.]

>>34543719
even giving a very generous 3kg weight reduction because of avian hollow bones (this is a myth, btw, many birds have skeletons just as heavy as those of mammals) their chests alone will more than compensate for that. jubs probably weigh just as much as a particularly overweight human child, and that's already far too much weight for an average human to carry around all day.
think of your disc, my dude, your back will not survive anything but monogamy.

[Anonymous No.]

Centaurs would be roughly 6'6" - 7'6" tall, correct?
Same would go for all subspecies as well; except for whitehorn, which I feel would be 5'6" - 6'6"

Not taking into account horns when measuring height.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34543830
For centaurs, there are only two heights that matter: JRHNBR, and taller. I imagine most would be taller, and that's kind of annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34543846
Explain your long acronym

Just right height ? ? ?
That's my guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>34543846
Nah, horses are made to be at blowjob height, otherwise, humans would not have spent such tremendous amounts of labor time making them smaller

[Anonymous No.]

MG for this feel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34543871
alice

[Anonymous No.]

>>34543867
Hey, you got it! Just the Right Height, No Bucket Required. If they get taller than that, apparently you need something to stand on and buckets are always handy on a farm. Someone linked a documentary about actual horse fuckers years ago, I was dumb enough to actually watch it (hilarious), and now I can't get that out of my head.

>>34543870
Someone likes corgitaurs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34543871
Titania.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>34543903
freedom for what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34543883
I don't think you'd ever get a centaur whose horse pussy is level with your dick unless she's loli or teenage maybe? Even then, you'd need a very specific range of height to match up to your dick. I guess mamono mana could assist in that matter, changing her height to one that's more convenient for you.

Personally, I'd prefer she be a bit taller. Somewhere in the 7' range. Sure my dick won't match up to her pussy standing up, but you more than make up for it in other ways... multiple ways. If you catch my meaning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34543903
This post seems to be emitting an absurd amount of demonic energy.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>34543903
Our world really needs her

[Anonymous No.]

>>34543925
Literal pony centaurs might work, but they'd probably also be too small to ride and would be picked on by the Chadsdales and the like. Fortunately they're all up for a good fisting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34543924
The freedom to coom deep inside monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters abusing their political power to entrap you in marriage

[Anonymous No.]

>>34543938
I'm more concerned with planting my face in a centaur's rump than our genitals being level with each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34543903
Druella a shit. Gimme a Otohime Lilim. Or an Ushi Lilim. Or a Cheshire Lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34543930
I welcome our new lilim overlords.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34544139
>lilim overlords.
More like stinky, ancient whores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34544139
can I pay my taxes in cum tributes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34543986
>ufufufu~ didn't you know? As the ambassador of Zipangu I have full diplomatic immunity, no matter how many times you call the cops they are not going to do anything!
>I guess you have to marry me if you want to stop getting raped every day~

[Anonymous No.]

>>34544193
>Ma'am this is a Wendy's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34535322
>dragon girl has trouble controlling when she transforms

[Anonymous No.]

>>34544203
>Working at 5 Guys
>Mamono keep coming in expecting 5 hunky guys cooking burgers
>It's just you, the Alp, and a Minotaur cake
>Most of the time the lusty mamono just leave
>Not this fucking kitsune
>Leans over the register while seductively purring her order
>Fluffs her tails out when you ask what toppings she wants
>She asks for your "special sauce"
>I don't get paid enough for this shit.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>34544274
"If I tell you I want to go 'all the way,' will you do something special?"
"I'm covering your burger in peanuts."

[Anonymous No.]

>spring hits
>help nine tailed fox wife with the brushing
>a lot of her thick winter mofu is shedding off
>theres so much hair on the floor that my daughter cam build a snowman out of it

Foxes are good wives, but they come with a lotta extra work

[Anonymous No.]

>>34544322
Imagine how many mofu balls you could make

[Anonymous No.]

>And this concludes my Powerpoint presentation on why I should get icecream after dinner. Any questions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34544322
Worst case you can always vacuum her, but really I'd imagine the brushing is a bonding/flirting experience. Not that I wouldn't give her shit for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34544338
All points were well constructed and well supported
However, there was a typo on slide 37, I'm leaving your fate up to your mother

[Anonymous No.]

>>34544338
>>34544355
Haku-sensei invited me for dinner but didn't like my presentation on the politics and psychology of Disco Elysium

[Anonymous No.]

Monstergirl species best for achieving this?
inb4 any of them

[Anonymous No.]

Where do you take you're waifu for dates

[Anonymous No.]

>>34544710
Where do you take a Automaton on a date?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34544710
I've never been on a date before so I don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34544725
Vr chat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34544740
/mgt/ vr chat meetup when ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34544772
Thats just discord with extra steps, so no

[Anonymous No.]

>>34544740
>>34544772
>>34544823

[Anonymous No.]

>>34544725
What do you buy one as a gift? And do they celebrate birthdays?

[Anonymous No.]

>mounted knight trots to the camera view
>"All hail the Chief God. Blessed be thy Illias' name."

[Anonymous No.]

>>34544975
Ok I need to look up this epic piece of history myself. You know which board this was on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34545039
>He is then immediately picked up by a flying Manticore and never seen again.
>The horse doesn't even move the entire time, and it's strangely silent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34544274
Is the alp cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34544823

[Anonymous No.]

>>34545039
Based. Ilias would send some angel to reward him with sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34544274
>quickly come up with an excuse to get rid of her
>"Sorry ma'am, I'm married to this lovely mino"
>disappointed look on the kitsune's face, realises there won't be any getting to you
>leaves to go find other boys to bully
>mino cake tells you that you shouldn't lie about that sort of thing
>tell her you owe her one
>she leans in close
>"You can start by making that lie a truth."

[Anonymous No.]

>>34546155
Older Minos deserve marriage

[Anonymous No.]

>>34539279
Damaged wife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>34546289
yes, yes they do
I'm gonna marry every mino
elderly and youthful, tall and short, huge and petite
ALL of them

[Anonymous No.]

I bet MG brothels have the best damn food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34547089
I want to join these knights in their revelries and bang utensils to the table while singing.

[Anonymous No.]

Lonely ara ara tier women make the best monster girls after they're monstetized

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be caught by an ara ara tier bogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>34547132
ÿÿ
ÿ

[Anonymous No.]

Eldritch buttsluts or demonic buttsluts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34547560
demons cause they have a butt and it is called sodomy for a reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>34547560
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>34543871
what would happen if I pulled this on a lilim?

[Anonymous No.]

>>34547631
Griffy done nothing wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34546289
Older minos are to be gently take out to pasture and put down, literally. Before being viciously knocked up to create an entire herd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34546747
Minotaur that's the same (physical) age as those old foxes is what I want in particular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34547697
fuck you, I do what I want and I'll fuck all the old minos just to spite you

[Anonymous No.]

>>34547734
At least leave one for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>34547786
ok will do, still need to spite this anon for saying such bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>34542974
Oh no she isn't covering her face shes going to be tracked down easily! A worm can't survive prison!

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>>34547696
Based

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>>34542974
nice

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>>34547734
I don't see you disagreeing with me

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>>34547734
>>34547806
I said literally not figuratively

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>>34547875
I ain't putting down no old minos, I am knocking these old heifers with herds of kids

[Anonymous No.]

Is it possible to charge an automaton beyond 100%?

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>>34547918
You can, but lets just say she'll get addicted to the feeling and you will get ridden past full charge

[Anonymous No.]

What's the best way to use a gremlin's inventions against her

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>>34547918
there is that island with the malfunctioning lightning struck automata

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>>34547961
put her toys on max level and then let her play with 'em

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>>34547918
Bitch do you really want to risk glitching her programming? Last time I saw an automata girl glitch, it was in MGQ and she though raping the MC 3.000 times was her primary programming.

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>>34547961
By cumming inside her roboghoul, with vacuum suction blowjobs, exclusively not even letting her watch

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>>34547965
you just made that up right? that isn't a canon thing? please let it be real.

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Can a man in MGE sell himself into slavery?

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>>34548110
It's definitely real. I'd say it's on or near Saida but my memory is not the best for the various islands names.

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>>34545420
As cute as a wagie can be

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>>34548125
>Want cash
>Know monster slavery is just marriage with another name
>Go to tanuki slaver and offer to sell yourself
>Keeps her side of the deal and pocket a sweet 10,000 gold
>At the auction tanuki introduces you as the money hungry manwhore who’s love for cash is only rival for your love of monster pussy
>Bids quickly reach into the 100,000 and then the millions ending when a creeping coin finally wins
>After a lot of inspection of the coins she takes you home to her manor
>Makes you worship her body every night while surrounded by glimmering coins

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look at these smug baphos, what could they be scheming

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>>34548365
No, don't marry me to a cute goat. Anything but that.

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>>34548365
how to do their taxes

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>>34547961
Homemade EMP. Gremlins have a blind spot when it comes to shielding.

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>>34548038
I wonder if there are sexually frustrated grems who made machines so great at fucking that their husband doesn't give them sex anymore

[Anonymous No.]

Gremlin x Wurm hybrid might be the most powerful being in existence

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>>34548478
explain

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>>34548502
wurm with hydraulic shovel nuff said

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>>34548526
think of the bonks she can do

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>>34548335
>>34548125
>3AM danuki commercials where she tries to convince depressed men to sell themselves to her for cash
>"We buy ANY human!"
>That's right, ANY human!
>Short, tall, fat, thin, dumb, smart, we'll buy you!
>You're worth it!
>Get out of debt!
>Get out of that house!
>Get into the arms of a monster with a stack of cold hard cash!
>Cut to a guy holding a cartoonish bag of money being carried away by the lewdest dragon you've ever seen
>We even offer free pickup!
>Call now!
>Disclaimer: Allsalesfinal.Personsbeing enteringintobondageagreetobesoldtowhomeverNukiCorporationagreestosellthemtoo.Termsof salesubjecttochangeatanytimewithoutwarning.Pricesforhumans,numberofspouses,and speciesofpurchaserarenotguaranteed.Bondageandsalemayresultinhorrificinstancesofrape.
>Call now!

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>>34548365
all the baphos in this picture are at least tangentially related to the military, so it's fair to assume they are debating about the next country they will forcefully cunnynize, and the best course of action to achieve this goal

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>>34548526
>>34548566
Sorry, that simply isn't realistic. All the heavy equipment is already being used for other purposes.

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>>34548628
got me thinking of that one fake commercial that had the line, We'll fuck your wife

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>>34548628
i would sell myself to a danuki with fat moneybags

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>>34548628
>didn't include a phone number
stupid nukis

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Honestly if you're looking for a Danuki wife don't bother with newspaper ads or dating apps. Just make a LinkedIn account, it'll go by much faster. Might even land yourself a job too while you're at it.

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>>34548679
https://youtu.be/-rsEs4HWXeY
Fuck You Lescatie

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[Anonymous No.]

>>34548780
Home of Challenge Cumming

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>>34548848
You will beg to join the Horse Pussy empire!

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>>34548848
>Milord I'm sick of your shit
>Just bend me over and rail me already
>Am I not doing enough to entice you? Do I need to take up exotic dancing?
>Milord you just aren't making this easy
>Isn't it a lord's duty to fill his vassals with children?

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>>34548897
I wonder who would take longer to snap from their master not fucking them- an ochi or a kiki

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Fighting against tall and large monsters, easy win, mention how they must weigh a ton and say they be looking a little chubby, run after this

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>>34548990
you got to slap those titties for good measure.

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>>34549141
that and pinch their butt to show that you ain't talking out your ass

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>>34548365
How I'd love for my entire body to reek of their cunny and spit.
I wouldn't leave that room until I've filled all of their wombs and tummies to the brim with my cummies

[Anonymous No.]

Thread's about to die so nobody will notice that I want to motorboat royal tits regardless of the species

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>>34526039

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>>34549382
How's that work with queen slimes? Everybody get a turn or just the one with the crown?

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>>34548945
Probably Kiki, a girl with an access to a weapon will sooner or later decide to use it

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>>34549141
Not the smartest man I've met

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>>34549382
inb4 the thread survives several more hours

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>>34542974
>hellhound's wedding is going to consist of junk food and bbq meats
Classy

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>>34549566
There has to be some veggies for her helpful bridesmaid who assisted in the robber- I mean shopping

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>>34549565
I want it to get to 1000. When was the last time that happened?

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>>34549600
>>34549566
>bbq meats
I've got it! They should borrow Papa Wendi's Toyota HiAce for their getaway car.

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>>34549518
What's she going to do, hold me gently and mumble sweet nothings?

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>>34549638
Imagine we're Broly.

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>>34549623
The last giantess/alp/NTR debate,I think. One of those things was involved, that much is certain.

[Anonymous No.]

Zzzzz....

[Anonymous No.]

Molest wifes pregnant stomach

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make sure to keep your friends cloose and your _wife_ closer

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>>34549711
How did I end up posting this here? Dammit.

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>>34549809
So when you're sleeping with a salamander do you have to worry about the bed catching on fire?

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>>34549846
Just have a fireproof bed silly

[Anonymous No.]

Ever look at someone's waifu and wish she had an unmarried twin sister?

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>>34549968
Nope but I'm sure you have. Who is it?

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>>34549846
Only from friction.

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>>34549968
That guy's bapho wife he just got comissioned was pretty cute.

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>>34549968
That black haired Wight. But a profile pic Wight is fine too

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>>34549993

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>>34550126
Smyg sallys scare me

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>>34550077
You know I just realized who Wight reminds me of: Jessica Rabbit.

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>>34549623
The latest 1000+ thread I found was >>33865324 . I don't know if archived.moe includes deleted posts in the number, but I only counted five of those, so it qualifies regardless.

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'sup nerd? We're going bar-hopping all over Kamurocho!

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>>34550210
Oh sorry I don't drink, but you girls can call me if you need a designated driver to pick you up.

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>>34550239
DDs are for getting fucked by sloppy onis and goats

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>>34550266
Never distract the driver.

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>>34550266
Would they do it in the car or wait until it comes time to drop them off, carrying them out of the driver's seat and into their home?

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>>34550286
They trick you into guiding them into bed and then pull you in with them

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For me it’s being carried by a succ

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>>34550266
"Ride sharing" has a whole different meaning in MGC.

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>>34549711
GO BROLY GO GO

[Anonymous No.]

I heard knocking up my demon boss is the easiest and fastest way for a promotion, is this true?

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>>34550362
Totally.

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Is there anything I can do in MGC that doesn't involve having my personal space invaded?

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>>34550316
Anon no

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>>34550362
Promoted to the CEO's househusband

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>>34550316
What the fuck is this.

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>>34550439
Wap’s doujin about a race of succubi that force men inside their leotards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>34550383
drawing at your apartment

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>>34550380
>NTR

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>>34550498
He broke up with his girlfriend before cumming. So it doesn’t count.

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>>34550383
You can play video games online, as well as consider greenworms

[Anonymous No.]

If I can, should I?

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>>34550691
yes

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>>34526039

[Anonymous No.]

>>34550816
big if true

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>>34549760
What are your thoughts on NTRing giantess alps?

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>>34550816
>MonMusu
doesn't he call them mamono though

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>>34550816
holy shit, now that's a lot of drawing and writing ahead

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>countless phoneposting filenames
>countless off topic manga images with "i want monster girl doing this" or "monster girl for this feel" posts
>reddit post screencaps
>threadly ritualposting
I like new guys quite a bit but holy shit what happened to the quality control around here

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>>34550949
>muh posting standards
The very reason these threads were kicked out of /a/ don't you know

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>>34550949
>quality posting chaikas

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>>34550949
Yup, you hate to see it happen. Hopefully it's just a phase that passes.

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>>34550949
The manga page I posted I've posted it for years since we were kicked from /a/

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almost there just needn a couple more posts, come on baby, give me those lucky 1000